recently i visited some website hoping to find a zwieback recipe not requiring yeast
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i guess i'm not understand how to embed youtube videos.
the art of web browsing, of pleasantly viewing articles across the web without interuptions or distractions... no
i visit your website solely to find this zwieback recipe. i expect an article informing me of the ingredients, preparations methods, and the like. why greet your visitor with an obnoxious fullscreen overlay that obscures the content below?
i don't understand it. it's annoying and devalues the entire experience
i block your various elements
your headers that crowd the screen
your social buttons, your share options
your site metrics, beacons, cookies, trackers and all other parasites
your ads, your terrible ads
your author blurbs, circle portraits, meet the teams, and such
your captions, comments, subtitles, and other commentaries
your oh, so handy! back-to-tops that follow as i scroll
your clingy nav bars that refuse to die
your feedback solicitations
your sidebars
your lists, and not the convenient sort, but the list you distribute over 20 separate pages
your footer. often a page in it's own right, the mass of nonsense filled with crap, crap, crap, crap, crap
donate for more of our crap
advertise our crap to all your friends
we owe our crap to you
i sculpt your horrible elements and bring out the content that interests me, nothing more, so i look forward to the day this madness ends, all the while knowing it never will
i understand very little of this world
i have no idea what a grad student is. the price of gas? i don't know. why should i build credit? i don't understand it. no one appreciates a simple flower, but floral patterns, decor, and accessories are all the rage. inseparate opinions, knowledge, and madness that everyone accepts. what does a corvette look like? how did he know that was a honda? amazing knowledge, truly worth nothing at all!
it's ridiculous. everyone runs about without their head
god forbid someone goes astray or the disaster and crisis flying out to inform us all of unread messages!
seriously, why?
i'm retired in every sense from this stuff. i'm beyond it. when my savings run dry i'll become an amazing homeless guy! i can't wait! i imagine an awful adventure filled with disease, starvation, and nudity