Show Posts

This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.

Messages - Dr. Croccer

Pages: [1] 2 3 ... 74
Everything Else / Re: Youtube Video Bonanza
« on: December 05, 2011, 10:22:44 am »
This is why I love the Balkans.

<a href="" target="_blank"></a>

Everything Else / Re: Dreams
« on: April 08, 2011, 04:00:11 pm »
Am I the only one who has dreams about things that then happen in real life?

TV / Re: The Walking Dead
« on: September 12, 2010, 06:16:03 am »
So... is this exactly like 28 Days Later... or is it exactly like 28 Days Later? At least the 28 Days Later zombies were scary in the sense that they were fast, rabid monsters. The shot of this guy calmly riding on a horse into a giant horde of slow-moving zombies seems almost comical.

Everything Else / Re: Politics
« on: May 21, 2010, 06:08:55 pm »
Why would someone be opposed to the space program?

Forum Games / Re: how would you describe the poster above you?
« on: May 21, 2010, 05:56:18 pm »
Used the term ''illegible'' to describe the guy's handwriting, which is about all I know about him....  :-\

Everything Else / Re: Politics
« on: May 21, 2010, 05:50:17 pm »
Turks? I think you mean...
the Huns.

If Doctor Zoviet is the next one to post, this will be the most epic combo ever.
Technically the huns were of turkish ethnicity.
Well, no. They're close, but only in the same way that a Russian and a Spaniard are ethnically close.

Everything Else / Re: Politics
« on: May 21, 2010, 04:32:17 pm »
No, I will not!  They were better off in the empire and the songs were awesome.  We gave you Mozart and stopped the advance of the Mongol Horde into Europe.
You mean Turks. :P
That I am, at least legally.  I'm enraged that I don't really speak German, but hopefully I'll remedy that at long last this year.
Aber Deutsch is doch ein deutlich einfache Sprache? Die einigste Problemen fur mich sind die Fallen, die sind sehr schwer zu lernen. Aber dann bin ich auch Niederlaendisch, Deutsch ist gramatikal in der Naehe von Niederlaendisch.

Music / Re: Rate the song above you!
« on: November 06, 2009, 05:47:03 am »
Vid doesn't work but 7/10 anyway, because MM is briliant.

<a href="" target="_blank"></a>

Movies / Re: James Cameron's Avatar
« on: August 24, 2009, 05:02:11 am »
LOL, WUT!?!?!
''Would you have sex with da blue aliens?''

Well, alot of positions would be pretty hard to do, seeing as the aliens are sorta twice my height. :/

Spore: Creation Corner / Re: [NG] Isoptites
« on: July 14, 2009, 08:07:04 am »

Queen (Gr'i'hi'i-ilawa)

The largest and dominant member of the isoptite hive. Queens are central within the hive, seeing as they are the sole means of reproduction. A Queen normally lays about 10 eggs daily but due to modern developments, many Queens can now control how many eggs they lay or are simply sterilized in some cases. Queens are large animals, far larger than the average drone and most of their body consists out of a massive and complicated organ which produces eggs. Unlike other species, Isoptite queens can produce eggs without insemination.

Everything Else / Re: Crack-A-joke
« on: July 14, 2009, 07:51:59 am »
What did Mike Tyson say to Van Gogh?

''Are you going to eat that?''

Everything Else / Re: 2009 North Korean Nuclear Test
« on: July 14, 2009, 07:48:15 am »
''Kim Jong-il has pancreatic cancer and is extremely ill and bed-ridden''

Kim Jong-il is in the same state as the average North Korean?

PC Games / Re: Arma 2
« on: July 14, 2009, 07:44:25 am »
Tried the demo. Bit mehish.

PC Games / Re: Empire: Total War
« on: February 24, 2009, 06:27:32 am »
The long loading times are due to the .pack files. If you unpack it with the right tools, the loading times are halved to a reasonable time. With me, it took slightly longer than the loading times of the EB mod for RTW.

PC Games / Re: Empire: Total War
« on: February 20, 2009, 03:49:33 pm »
The demo is out on Steam. Some things I noticed.

-Stakes can be deployed during battle, by some units.

-Dragoons can dismount and fight as normal infantry.

-Cannons have various types of ammunition: apart from normal balls, cannons have ''canister'', a shotgun-like burst meant to kill enemies at close range.

-No ragdolls, still pre-scripted deaths. Nice deaths though.

-No dismemberment or blood

-Cannons and bullets have white trails for gameplay purposes

-Naval battles have three different types of ammunition (normal, chain (aimed at the masts to immobilize a ship) and cannister (aimed at the crew).

-Boats have 4 health bars: two for both decks (if either are destroyed, the ship sinks) and two for the masts (if it's destroyed, the ship is immobilize and helpless to boarding or more shots)

-You can only garrison certain, key buildings, like a town hall.

-Grenadiers have grenades, which are handy against defensive emplacements.

-Nearly all units have the same units descriptions. :/

Pages: [1] 2 3 ... 74