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Everything Else / Bash my head in!
« on: May 07, 2006, 04:57:19 pm »
Everyone gets 1 turn to bash my head in.
*Bashes own head in*
P.S. you get to bash my head in twice if you make a avatar with my yellow head bashed in and use it yourself!

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Everything Else / Wireless headphones
« on: May 04, 2006, 04:37:15 pm »
I've been having trouble trying to shop for a pair of wireless headphones.  I'm just not good with cords :-[
Got less the 100$ to spend...

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Everything Else / Unofficial locked threads thread!
« on: April 27, 2006, 09:09:07 pm »
List all the threads that have been locked recently!  Entertainment is cheap I say!

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Everything Else / It's Good Friday everyone!
« on: April 14, 2006, 02:52:55 pm »
It's Good Friday everyone!

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Everything Else / st00pdzers lan00ash
« on: April 10, 2006, 06:25:17 pm »
~welsh00m^ 000yt 000z y00sh j00zb 000t z00sht dsh00lphss eeez lan00ash 000vt st00pdzers_ pynyt00csh pv00liygh 000z f00st~

~st00pdzers^00t00rd00d y00sh 000z ~ y00sh 000z 000t st00pdzers 000t d00cyph00rzh eeez lan00ash 000vt st00pdzers~
Translation:
Stupids, retarded you are.  You are to stupid to decipher the language of stupids.

Word equivalencies:

welsh00m = welcome
y00sh = you/your/
y00sh00 = he/his/him, also to be used as you is, as in, "y00sh00 000z st00pdzers
000z = is/are (prepositions have three repeating figures)
000t = to/too
eeet = with
00yt = it
eeez = the
000vt= of
yeet = it, its
lan00ash = language
00t00rd00d = retarded
st00pdzers = stupids/stupid/stupidly
d00cyph00rzh = decipher
j00zb = job
z00sht = speak
n00n = in
00n00 =out
00n = beside to the left
n00 = beside to the right
00nt = beside

"~" = beginning/end of sentence
"^" = comma

For verbs:  To add past-tense put " 'd0n " directly after the word, as in,  "~00yt z00sht'd0n 00yt st00pdzers~" (It spoke it stupidly.)
               To add future-tense put " '0l " directly after the word, as in, "~00yt z00sht'0l 00t st00pdzers~"  (it will speak it stupidly.)

Help me please!

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Everything Else / Ironically the dumbest place on Earth...
« on: April 07, 2006, 09:33:21 pm »
USA public schools of course!  More funding, more stupid.  Bring in the healthyminded and rip them apart, insert perverted idea, turn them against their (un)respect parents, and call it good.  Go with the flow.  Lower the standards, Induce raging rants.  Slap taxpayers in the face with nonexistent mental retardation excuses to distract people from the dirt-like substances of American public "education".
*steam, keel over*

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Everything Else / What does this mean?
« on: April 07, 2006, 05:10:26 pm »
Amendment I of U.S.A Constitution
"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances."

Just wondering.

EDIT: duh, quotes *slaps forhead* and should probably say where that came from just in case.

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Everything Else / Uh...ironic...
« on: March 11, 2006, 08:43:39 pm »
I was browsing through the Elder Scrolls forums and this popped up in a Starforce thread.
http://www.star-force.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=648&st=0&gopid=3227&#entry3227
Yeah, it speaks for itself.
OH AND THE BIG ONE
http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=260446
Indirect link lol.
AND ANOTHER LOL
http://www.star-force.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=579
Fake humility is teh stupidzzz.

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Everything Else / Satire Time, Yay!
« on: March 07, 2006, 06:31:51 pm »
I had to write a short satire (600 words) for my English class,  I suppose I will post it for fun  :)
A Satire About Satires
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A long time a ago... A man was sitting on a rock about to build a fire, but it was boring.  Thus, man invented writing.  Other men expanded on this concept, developing satire. 
Satire was an amazing tool used by all the big guys in our history.  It was the best propaganda tool ever!   People celebrated, they finally had a new way of annoying people.  Soon after that, sarcasm was invented! Even after that, ALL CAPS was invented!  We will learn about those later.  Now for the news!

Many thousands of years later...News was invented.  Not that there was no news before the invention of news,  It just wasn't know as a profitable resource.  Satire had a new purpose,
to drive government fanboys crazy.  Satirical news persons spit out information, loosely based on the random facts, found at the bottom of someone's suitecase, hinting at the slightest happening which actually has no meaning to anybody but the news persons fans and the news persons themselves (maybe).  Have not you listened to the news?  It's similar to eating an uncooked noodle fifty-five times a day, then getting all upset about a poor dog.  Of course before the dog was the serial killing in some other state that didn't seem to quite hit that correct spot in your heart.

I don't know how long it was after the "invention" of news, or so years after the invention of news...A man was sitting at a chair Reading book.  Then he blurted, out loud, "I wish someone would invent a new way to read".  Ten or so years after that.  A man was really, really bored.  He then made a Pong-like game, and THE thing to play it on.  Some odd number of years, I don't care to find out, after that...A man was bored, and he created the home computer.  A year after that... The man-, who wanted a new way to read a book,-'s son WROTE text on a computer. He didn't have a printer so that was that.

Finally the internet was made, and a flood of satirical boredies started writing their thoughts on every absolutely dumb thing they could pull out of the thing most people would not call their head.  They found satire as the most effective way to, not actually, make anyone care about what they write.  It was fun, but it created a, still continuing, generation of antisocial whatevers.  Satire was not sacred as it was once thought to be, it was the norm.

Besides satire, there is sarcasm.  Yeah, they have nothing to do with each other.  See, that was sarcasm and it is used WAY TO MUCH!  Satire is a propaganda tool, and sarcasm is annoying after two or three instances of it a day! 

There is yet another annoying thing you need to know, ALL CAPS.  ALL CAPS CLEARLY expresses IMPORTANT things in your writings.  If you didn't use ALL CAPS, NO ONE would be able to EVER take
what you write for WHAT IT MEANS!  (ALL CAPS + sarcasm)

Finally, we have "!!!"!!!  It shows how strongly you feel about ANYTHING!!!  It's the equivalent of running up to someone's face and screaming about how much you like English class!!!  An example would be, "You [censored] fascist person!!!  I can't believe you would ground me for doing that!!!"  See how effective it is.  It works for speech and writing!!!  Is not that just great?  ("!!!"+ALL CAPS + sarcasm)

Satire is the BEST way to express yourself!!! Being sarcastic really gets people to like you and get your point across!!! Using the "!!!" expression in writing AND in speech CLEARLY makes you look more mature and make people care about what you say.  Using ALL CAPS in words like OBVIOUS or CLEARLY helps dumb people figure out your CLEARLY better idea.
SATIRE IS THE DEVIL!!!  DON'T TRUST EM'!!!

p.s. I have no idea how many words this is,
and satire can be entertaining


Please, tell me if I made a mistake.
Write your own I suppose  :D

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PC Games / Gaming Steve Official Oblivion Mod
« on: March 05, 2006, 08:33:01 pm »
How bout' it?  GSOOM!  I just thought it might be better since some of us kinda know each other.
Now I will revive this thread a month or two after OB comes out.

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Everything Else / My 1000th post!
« on: February 27, 2006, 09:00:15 pm »
This is my 1000th post!  Now go away.

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PC Games / ::OFFICIAL:: Unnamed Game Thread ::
« on: January 09, 2006, 06:28:23 pm »
I am a sophomore in highschool.  I would like to, in a broad term, make computer games.  I have been working a little bit at it for a while, but I never really have anything to show for it.

I think probably the reason I'm not making any progress is that...I have absolutely no idea what I am trying to do.  Basically I need Ideas for a game, models, the whole works. 

First:  www.3dgamestudio.com this is the program I am using.  To give you a very basic overview of it.  It is a complete 3D/2D engine, a complete integrated scripting engine (Similar to c++ it tells me), and complete 3D modeling software (though not AMAZING).

Second:  I need ideas for an actual game.  I don't make any progress because I just don't sit down and think of ideas very well on my own.  I don't know anyone who would be interested in doing this with me...so I ask you to be the heroes/heroins.  Please lets brainstorm together.

Third:  To you people who are already making games or even better have used the program I am using to make ones.  Would you be so kind to answer a question or two that I will surely come across in my, well I'll be sitting at my computer  :P

Thats all I'm thinking right now.  So lets brainstorm up some lightning

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Spore: General / Look where I found Spore!
« on: January 07, 2006, 02:57:24 pm »
http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=215430&st=0
crazy...some people put it above Oblivion!  Not that it is unexpected  ;D

[edit]: fixed the link. I clicked the underline shortcut, not paying attention

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PC Games / Could it be counterfeit?
« on: January 01, 2006, 11:39:05 am »
I just recently got a copy of Star Wars Battlefront II (DVD version) through the mail.  It is my second copy ( I wanted to play over LAN with my dad).  Now, It came without a serial key but instructions involving daemon tools (which I'm not familiar with).  The weird thing is it's in a standard DVD case, but I can imagine that.  But even stranger there are no logos, no Lucas Arts logo, Pandemic, kinda suspicious.  So... is it counterfeit or am I just over-suspicious?

By the way, it came from Ukraine which...has a pretty large amount of counterfeiting, and I didn't order it.  It was a late-ariving Chistmas present  ;)

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Everything Else / Is it really "COMMON" sense?
« on: December 14, 2005, 05:49:27 pm »
Do you have common sense?
Your neighbor?
They guys who keep dieing in the Far East from playing games for days and days without sleeping?

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