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Messages - Future Neoadept

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Everything Else / Re: It's 2026 in this thread
« on: March 21, 2016, 05:44:58 pm »
By the race of lizard people that now rule Canada, you're annoying.

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Everything Else / Re: It's 2026 in this thread
« on: March 21, 2016, 05:40:21 pm »
I don't know what you're all complaining about.  You had your chance to join us in the servodome.

You can still join us.  Just...  Take those magnets off your doors and windows.  It will be over fast.  And then it all begins.

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Forum Games / Re: The GS Nomic
« on: June 02, 2014, 04:47:45 pm »
Y'all done ****ed up, son.

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Everything Else / Re: Krakow Sam, you have been charged with murder
« on: August 17, 2011, 02:24:57 pm »
You don't have that kind of authority.

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Everything Else / Re: Gaming steve in 30,000BC
« on: July 06, 2011, 03:49:02 pm »
Haha, primitive savage-men, me come from time yet come!

Behold, me have rudimentary bronze working!  Fear me pointy metal stick!

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TV / Re: Doctor Who - Time-shattering Spoilers, be warned.
« on: May 23, 2011, 10:15:49 am »
thats too small to be a home base, and it moves around with them

them calling that home base would be like me calling my car a house

At last count, the TARDIS contains a library, a swimming pool, a scullery, three bathrooms, a rather large wardrobe, guest rooms, upwards of thirty archived control rooms, and an unknown amount of corridor.  It is also capable of discarding and growing rooms as the situation demands.

This is all on top of being the most sophisticated technological marvel in the entire universe, which is itself full of everything the Doctor has ever picked up in his travels.

Having another base wouldn't just be superfluous, it'd be wasteful.

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Everything Else / Re: COUNTDOWN TO JUDGEMENT DAY
« on: May 21, 2011, 09:32:05 pm »
Savage was a powerful warrior and a valuable ally, he will be missed.

I have never seen Slim-Jitsu wielded so powerfully.

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Everything Else / Re: COUNTDOWN TO JUDGEMENT DAY
« on: May 21, 2011, 05:55:46 pm »
There are responsibilities that come with owning a time machine, you know.

Bahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha

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Everything Else / Re: Bin Laden is DEAD!!!!!!
« on: May 21, 2011, 05:43:51 pm »
Depends on your ride.  Those poor bastards are one step up from walking, what with using the long fall and a teleportation matrix.

'Course, in their case it's not a matter of power, the long fall is a permanent fixture.  It's just that it's the public services version of time travel, and that many sweaty fat morons can't stand to be in each other's company in a tiny box for the whole trip.

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Everything Else / Re: Bin Laden is DEAD!!!!!!
« on: May 21, 2011, 05:15:23 pm »
Once the timelines get partitioned off, Bin Laden's McMansion is going to get turned into the this depressing cheap tourist trap, like those highwayside attractions you get out west. Nothing but vacationing time-travellers using the restrooms on their way to World War 2 and a little souvenir stand that sells cheap nanofabricated t-shirts.

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Everything Else / Re: COUNTDOWN TO JUDGEMENT DAY
« on: May 21, 2011, 05:11:30 pm »
Brandon, I would have expected even someone of your slow wits to grasp the fact that time-travel is complicated.

Also, don't bother thanking me for averting the Rapture or anything, I consider it an honour to clean up after you linear apes. Its not like I have ANYTHING ELSE IMPORTANT I could be doing.

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Everything Else / Re: Crisis of Infinite Neos
« on: October 31, 2010, 08:51:00 am »
Don't you touch anything.

Luckily I think you're so useless you couldn't even cause damage on this scale even by accident.

No, I think this is all something to do with Neoadept Prime.

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Site News / Re: Neoadepts Assemble!
« on: October 31, 2010, 04:07:54 am »
Future Neoadept
I was here first. Its my time-turf and I wish you would all just go back to where you belong.


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Everything Else / Re: Crisis of Infinite Neos
« on: October 30, 2010, 05:41:58 pm »
Ok. This is going nowhere.

I'm out of here for a while. You can keep bickering and spouting nonsense and being a SMUG ******* if you like but if you're not diligently working to solve this problem by the time I get back then I am shooting the caveman in the back of the head and erasing us all from continuity.

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Everything Else / Re: It has come to my attention...
« on: October 30, 2010, 05:26:45 pm »
Hey Future Neoadept (or I guess past), did you know that we have sex?

Because we totally do.

In ten minutes.

Seeya there.

HA HA VERY FUNNY.

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