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Title: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 77
Post by: Huckbuck on July 11, 2007, 01:59:29 am
Help Burke find home... or not


//Ok, this works kinda like the "Ive fallen down a hole" game by Luminar. (I know this is heavily inspired by him, but he said it was ok. Im a man of honour you see, I only rip people of with permission.;):P)//

Chapter 0

The land of the Trods is a strange and brutal place. Whats even stranger is the different species and creatures that inhabit it. The most intellegent of theese species (most intellegent doesnt mean it is very smart though, just the smartest of a bunch of retards) are the Trods. They are blue skinned creatures with little to no brain and the fact that they isnt extinguished by nature itself proves that nature is cruel and sadistic. They are also easily bored and cant ever finnish anything theyve started making them incompetent. One of the stupidest and most easily bored Trod is Burke. He is stupid even for Trod standards and once spent a whole day trying to figure out what thoose blue things that always followed him was. He tried to beat them with a stick, beat them with a rock, and he even tried to beat them with a rock attatched to a stick. But nothing worked. By the end of the day the sudden pain made him realise that the strange blue thing acctually were his feet. This isnt very rare for a Trod, though Burke is paranoid and hear voices inside his head (theese voices are you guys) telling him what to do. Most of the time he listens to them. Right now Burke is lost in the desert outside of Peaceville, the biggest Trod city, but since he cant read he doesnt know how to go back there. Not that he care very much about it, he never liked peaceville anyway. One last advice before I give the word to burke, remember that he isnt the most intellegent of species, so to complicated commands could be a bit confusing for him.

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic1sandland.png)

"Uhm.. 'ello everybuddy. I's burke and I be lost in theese desert. I starting to feel like a pig is growling in me stomach so I better find sum stuff to put in me mouth soon.. I dunno were I  gunna go to get hold of sum of that foody stuff but Ive seen some sneaky gits nearby at that cave... dunno if they be food... "

Inventory:

Wearing: Black coat.
Pockets: A strange shaped rock.
Hands: Nothing.
Other: Nothing.

Status:

Mood: Curious, confused.
Hunger (0-10): 6
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod
Post by: Slartibartfast on July 11, 2007, 02:28:17 am
Are you actually going to update this Huck?

Take the sign.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod
Post by: Huckbuck on July 11, 2007, 02:31:07 am
Are you actually going to update this Huck?

Uhm.. yes, why shouldnt I?  ???
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod
Post by: Slartibartfast on July 11, 2007, 02:33:24 am
I didn't say you shouldn't.  I was wondering if you actually would.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod
Post by: Huckbuck on July 11, 2007, 02:41:36 am
Yes, Im going to update it as often as possible, for the next 7 days, after that Im going away for about 20 days, but after that my plan is to keep going with this. Should be able to get quite far in a week before I leave though.

Im gonna start on an update in about an hour or so.

EDIT: That is, if I have enough replys do to anything special.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod
Post by: Luminar on July 11, 2007, 03:27:33 am
I know I have ripped him off

I prefer the term "been inspired by". Really, like I told you, i'm not a monopoly. It isn't my place to tell anyone around here what they can and can't do.

That siad, my commands for Burke...

Rip up and take the sign. Follow the road.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod
Post by: Xenomorph on July 11, 2007, 03:45:03 am
he's drawn so funny! cant stop laughing! (ok i stopped)

follow the road to the tree in the distance. there may be food there!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod
Post by: Huckbuck on July 11, 2007, 05:08:20 am

I prefer the term "been inspired by". Really, like I told you, i'm not a monopoly. It isn't my place to tell anyone around here what they can and can't do.


//OK, Im gonna change that :P//

Chapter 1

"Rip up da sign? mmkey..."

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/Pic1chap1.png)

"Hhhggggrrlllllh!.... Thut was though.. me arms are tired... But I got sign! Wutabut now? Walk towards them tree? uhh.. ok.."

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic2chap1.png)

"Walking is boring... Oh look! One of em buzzing stuff! and some of that grassy stuff to! huhuhu them buzz funny! Whut is I gonna do?`I wanna play with the buzzers!"


Inventory:

Wearing: Black coat.
Pockets: A strange shaped rock.
Hands: Signpost.
Other: Nothing.

Status:

Mood: Curious, playful.
Hunger (0-10): 6

//Note: I added a compass since I make this in "3D" its good to know where is where.//
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 1
Post by: Tesla on July 11, 2007, 05:26:48 am
Hit the "buzzers" with the signpost.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 1
Post by: Huckbuck on July 11, 2007, 05:33:28 am
I edited the first post and added this:

Quote
..though Burke is paranoid and hear voices inside his head (theese voices are you guys) telling him what to do. Most of the time he listens to them.

Might be good to know.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 1
Post by: Slartibartfast on July 11, 2007, 06:03:39 am
Beat the bushes with the sign post.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 1
Post by: Xenomorph on July 11, 2007, 07:25:43 am
close your eyes, give the board a swing and follow it. let the board lead you to something new!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 1
Post by: munchkin5 on July 11, 2007, 08:52:15 am
dig a hole with the sign and sleep in it.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 1
Post by: FROMAN on July 11, 2007, 09:29:21 am
eat the buzzers and the bush
wow these are popping up everywhere
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 1
Post by: Huckbuck on July 11, 2007, 09:48:01 am
Fro: Yea, Luminar started a trend, just as LadyM started a trend with the sim house :P

Chapter 2

"Sleep in uh hole? Wut? Im not tired! Stupid voice in me head! Im hungry!"..  
(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic1chap2.png)
"Hit it then eat it? mmkey, die lil buzzer! Hummgllrr!"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic2chap2.png)
"uh.. aaaah! UGHH! ouch! I missed the buzzer.. ouch, ground hurts and... NO! I dropped me sign in that stupid water! BAD VOCIES!! NOW IM ANGRY!!"

...

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic3chap2.png)
"But wuts that?"

Inventory:

Wearing: Black coat.
Pockets: A strange shaped rock.
Hands: Nothing.
Other: Nothing.

Status:

Health: 98% (Bruishers mostly)
Mood: Angry, bored.
Hunger (0-10): 7


Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 2
Post by: FROMAN on July 11, 2007, 10:00:14 am
go in the house.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 2
Post by: blitzonator on July 11, 2007, 10:29:11 am
Check the house for a Window. If not, knock the door and enter.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 2
Post by: Xenomorph on July 11, 2007, 11:10:18 am
eat a hole in the roof and enter the house
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 2
Post by: Slartibartfast on July 11, 2007, 11:32:23 am
Wood floats.  Get the sign out of the water.  Once you learn to beat things properly with it, there will always be plenty to eat.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 2
Post by: Krakow Sam on July 11, 2007, 12:18:31 pm
Wood floats.

What also floats?
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 2
Post by: Celdur on July 11, 2007, 12:19:20 pm
a duck!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 2
Post by: Little on July 11, 2007, 12:27:14 pm
So, if she is lighter than a duck, she's a witch!

Burn her!

Best movie ever.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 2
Post by: Slartibartfast on July 11, 2007, 12:27:29 pm
Exactly! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrzMhU_4m-g&mode=related&search=)
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 2
Post by: Xoatl_169 on July 11, 2007, 12:31:13 pm
go inside the house
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 2
Post by: Danzik on July 11, 2007, 02:00:18 pm
Go in house
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 2
Post by: clayren on July 11, 2007, 02:06:19 pm
Push on woody thingy to open. If that not work, pull. If that not work, eat wood door thingy.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 2
Post by: jmrdex on July 11, 2007, 07:22:31 pm
Eat the door to the house.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 2
Post by: FROMAN on July 11, 2007, 08:00:46 pm
Push on woody thingy to open. If that not work, pull. If that not work, eat wood door thingy.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 2
Post by: Huckbuck on July 12, 2007, 04:03:52 am
Chapter 3

"Uh..? whut float means? Can you eat it? Oh lookie! The woddy sign is.. aha floating! on the watery stuff! Take it? mkey"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic1chap3.png)

"But! Me cant reach it... wut to do heady voices? Door? wuts a door? Woody thingy! Aha!"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic2chap3.png)

"Pull? it anit pullable! stupid... mmkey I push it.. not pushable to.. eat it!? Best stuff I heard from ye guys for a long time!"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic3chap3.png)

"grhll..... knjgrr.... It aint working.. ughnmll...."

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic4chap3.png)

"Ouchie.. it dint work... me theethies are hurting.. but me got some wood and it tasted yummie! just small pieces though... wut abut now? CLIMB THE ROOF!? That will make me fall! Dont you remembur? falling hurts! BAD IDEA!"
Inventory:

Wearing: Black coat.
Pockets: A strange shaped rock.
Hands: Nothing.
Other: Nothing.

Status:

Health: 96% (Bruishers mostly, theeth hurts)
Mood: irritated, bored.
Hunger (0-10): 6


Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 97%)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (100%)
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 3
Post by: Xenomorph on July 12, 2007, 04:57:35 am
strip (time for some hot action)
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 3
Post by: Slartibartfast on July 12, 2007, 07:05:09 am
Get into the water and swim to the sign.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 3
Post by: Kcronos on July 12, 2007, 07:15:55 am
No no no!  We have to say it in his terms!


Get into watery stuff, and float using the blue thingies attached to you to the woody thing.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 3
Post by: Plank of Wood on July 12, 2007, 08:36:09 am
Do da big wardancy to Gork an' Mork! Dey will give ya help! It look funny too and it make dem grotz come out of da housy thing! Den thump em and take der stuff
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 3
Post by: munchkin5 on July 12, 2007, 08:37:22 am
jump in errr, watery stuff, get back sign, bang on woody door thing, bash humies inside.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 3
Post by: Slartibartfast on July 12, 2007, 08:38:14 am
There aren't any "humies."  Read the first post people.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 3
Post by: jmrdex on July 12, 2007, 09:23:06 am
Jump in water. Grab sign.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 3
Post by: munchkin5 on July 12, 2007, 09:28:23 am
alright slarti:

jump in errr, watery stuff, get back sign, bang on woody door thing, bash uver trods inside.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 3
Post by: Danzik on July 12, 2007, 11:29:04 am
get in water, get sign, bang on door with sign
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 3
Post by: FROMAN on July 12, 2007, 12:49:48 pm
get in water, get sign, bang on door with sign
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 2
Post by: Huckbuck on July 12, 2007, 02:19:40 pm
Chapter 4



(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic1chap4.png)
"uh...Strip? an get into that watery stuff? mmkey.."


(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic2chap4.png)
"uguhuurrrrrlll! its wet an cold! me freezy.. but now i got sign! lemme just put it in me mouth and get back to da groundy stuff..."

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic3chap4.png)
"Ok.. here we go! Graaaaahh! Yay! it worked! the woddy doory thing broke a hole!"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic4chap4.png)

"hmm.. should I jumb through hole now? me tummie might hurt itself!"

Inventory:

Wearing: Nothing.
Pockets: A strange shaped rock.
Hands: Signpost.
Other: Nothing.

Status:

Health: 97% (Bruishers mostly, theeth hurts)
Mood: curious
Hunger (0-10): 6
Other: Wet

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 95%)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (96%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (100%)
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 4
Post by: Kcronos on July 12, 2007, 03:45:23 pm
For the love of god put your shirt back on!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 4
Post by: Darth Grievi on July 12, 2007, 03:49:28 pm
Then go in. Be ready to hit something!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 4
Post by: FROMAN on July 12, 2007, 03:53:12 pm
what they said
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 4
Post by: Kratok on July 12, 2007, 04:01:04 pm
unstrip an go in housey. Hit at floaty eyes inside too
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 4
Post by: shadowlord18 on July 12, 2007, 08:28:09 pm
no jump in the house fully naked may just scare what ever it is in there enough to bash it
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 4
Post by: Brandonazz on July 12, 2007, 10:13:41 pm
Get a torch and light the green monster inside on fire. Oh wait, wrong game.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 4
Post by: Slartibartfast on July 13, 2007, 12:03:18 am
Just beat the door all the way down.  Yell "Burke!" as you do it.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 4
Post by: Huckbuck on July 13, 2007, 01:26:22 am
Chapter 5

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic1chap5.png)
"Put on me coat mmkey... but I dunno how to button it.. my mom buttoned it last time.. well ok, time for some more bashing! Hughh!"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic2chap5.png)
"So.. lemme just push this open now!"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic3chap5.png)

"Hmm... darky darky in here.... I should have one of em burny stuff that makes light... wut about now?"

Inventory:

Wearing: Unbuttoned Black coat.
Pockets: A strange shaped rock.
Hands: Signpost.
Other: Nothing.

Status:

Health: 96% (Bruishers mostly, theeth hurts)
Mood: curious
Hunger (0-10): 7
Other: Wet

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 90%)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (87%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (99%)
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 5
Post by: Xenomorph on July 13, 2007, 02:21:13 am
squeeze the mother-milk out of your trod male boobs and drown the thing in the house!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 5
Post by: Henqix on July 13, 2007, 05:20:01 am
Shout "Hello!"
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 5
Post by: Slartibartfast on July 13, 2007, 05:58:50 am
Yell "Hello.  Me am hungry!"
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 5
Post by: FROMAN on July 13, 2007, 07:43:46 am
Yell "Hello.  Me am hungry!"
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 5
Post by: Plank of Wood on July 13, 2007, 07:47:27 am
Yell "Hello.  Me am hungry!"
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 5
Post by: munchkin5 on July 13, 2007, 08:58:57 am
trow rock and sign about, see what inside.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 5
Post by: jmrdex on July 13, 2007, 10:20:22 am
Take a nap in house. After you go to sleep there will be food.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 5
Post by: Xoatl_169 on July 13, 2007, 10:44:58 am
Yell "Hello.  Me am hungry!"
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 5
Post by: clayren on July 13, 2007, 02:40:57 pm
Make yelly noise into darkiness. Say what other voices have said to say. If nuthing respund, look around housey for fudd.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 5
Post by: Plank of Wood on July 14, 2007, 01:59:18 am
Make yelly noise into darkiness. Say what other voices have said to say. If nuthing respund, look around housey for fudd.


Dats right, Elmer Fudd gives you foody foody.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 5
Post by: Huckbuck on July 14, 2007, 02:11:03 am
Chapter 6

"Scream'n'yelly? mmkey..."
(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic1chap6.png)
"Yeallo!!! Oooii! Uuhi! Me be hungry! You have foddy? ello?

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic2chap6.png)
"Ahah there you are little guy, now gimme foody stuff!"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic3chap6.png)

"Who art thou? What art thou doing in me house?"

"Oh wow! Thats the uggliliest Trod I has ever seen! Me wont foddy stuff little midget, gimme food!!!"

Inventory:

Wearing: Unbuttoned Black coat.
Pockets: A strange shaped rock.
Hands: Signpost.
Other: Nothing.

Status:

Health: 97% (Bruishers mostly)
Mood: curious
Hunger (0-10): 7
Other: Wet

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 87%)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (84%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (96%)

Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 5
Post by: Plank of Wood on July 14, 2007, 02:13:02 am
Give him da thump wiv da dirrection showy! Den he know you iz big and strong so he giv you foody foody!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 6
Post by: Slartibartfast on July 14, 2007, 02:55:23 am
Say "Please give me food.  Me is lost and hungry."

Don't bash him!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 6
Post by: Xenomorph on July 14, 2007, 09:03:50 am
try to trade the signpost for some food. he can repair his door with the signpost!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 6
Post by: FROMAN on July 14, 2007, 10:31:17 am
Say "Please give me food.  Me is lost and hungry."

Don't bash him!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 6
Post by: jmrdex on July 14, 2007, 10:41:33 am
Do a little dance.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 6
Post by: Kratok on July 14, 2007, 11:07:51 am
'Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight'

:P..... Ask for tha foodz please
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 6
Post by: clayren on July 14, 2007, 11:11:35 am
Ask for foodies, maybe use them funny wurds he keeps making. Say "Me am thou Burke. Burke im art hungries. Art you giv me art fudd please? Art art art thou?"
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 6
Post by: FROMAN on July 14, 2007, 11:13:08 am
say me r want foodies.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 6
Post by: blitzonator on July 14, 2007, 11:33:13 am
Give da rocky thing for food. then leave.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 6
Post by: munchkin5 on July 15, 2007, 06:14:09 am
Throw big rock at ugly trod and steal food.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 6
Post by: Huckbuck on July 15, 2007, 12:48:31 pm
Chapter 7

"Hmm.. me will not do a dance, Burke can aint dance.. Give rocky stuff? hmm.. maybe I'll go for that"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic1chap7.png)

"Yeallo, me is Burke and is hungry in me tummie. Wanna give me some foody stuff to put in me mouth if you can have this wierd rocky thung?"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic2chap7.png)

"Oh dear mother of Trods!"

"You like?"

2 minutes and half a ton food later...

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic3chap7.png)

"Oh trod! That was sweet, me bellie is now full of them foddy stuff, me mouth feels like it wanna make itchy water soon... but I been not hungry nomore! That midget trod gived me theese foddy stuff then he leaved ol' me here alone... all he could look at was that rocky thing, Me think he like it!"

Inventory:

Wearing: Unbuttoned Black coat.
Pockets: Nothing.
Hands: 1 Piece of meat, Signpost (Not currently equipped but it is at hand)
Other: Nothing.

Status:

Health: 100%
Mood: curious, feels like throwing up
Hunger (0-10): 0
Other: -

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 82%)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (80%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (89%)
Trading items may pay off (99%)

Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 7
Post by: FROMAN on July 15, 2007, 01:51:07 pm
is the way to make the experience percent go up by re living the experiences?
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 7
Post by: clayren on July 15, 2007, 01:51:17 pm
Is ther any foodies left? Burke shuld put foodies in clothes for later. Then Burke wont need too eat all foodies  at once and make itchy water.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 7
Post by: Huckbuck on July 15, 2007, 01:52:59 pm
is the way to make the experience percent go up by re living the experiences?

Yes, making stuff that "contradict" the other experiences will lower them. Like trading to get food lowered "Bang with sign FTW!.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 7
Post by: Plank of Wood on July 15, 2007, 01:54:37 pm
Go out of da housy and get to da bashing and smashing!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 7
Post by: FROMAN on July 15, 2007, 02:37:21 pm
if your shirt has pockets put some of the foodies in the pockets.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 7
Post by: Slartibartfast on July 15, 2007, 02:41:25 pm
I think your little rock horse may have been worth something.

Follow the ugly trod!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 7
Post by: Kratok on July 15, 2007, 07:41:05 pm
Oye, chasy ugly trod an steal yor funny lookin stone bac!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 7
Post by: Xenomorph on July 16, 2007, 12:47:50 am
ehm, he has a house now. that was the mission. go find something to fix the door with!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 7
Post by: Slartibartfast on July 16, 2007, 03:12:20 am
The mission was to get home, not a home.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 7
Post by: Huckbuck on July 16, 2007, 04:13:06 am
That was really a catch phrase, the game doesnt necessarly end when he gets home. Oh, and an update is coming up soon.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 7
Post by: Huckbuck on July 16, 2007, 06:02:07 am

Chapter 8

"Mkey, I put tha meat in me pocckets and follow tha uggly dude.."

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic1chap8.png)

"Here be me good ol' signpost! lets check around ere..."

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic2chap8.png)

"Oh trod! another of them housy things! maybe him be inside there! hmm the doory stuff aint pull or pushable... me lookie in keyhole!"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic3chap8.png)

"There him is! Whut about now? What should me do?"

Inventory:

Wearing: Unbuttoned Black coat.
Pockets: 1 Piece of meat
Hands: Signpost
Other: Nothing.

Status:

Health: 100%
Mood: curious, feels like throwing up
Hunger (0-10): 0
Other: -

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 80%)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (70%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (84%)
Trading items may pay off (97%)


Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 7
Post by: Slartibartfast on July 16, 2007, 06:25:04 am
Go over to the window part of the wall that is see through and get a better look at what is going on.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 7
Post by: blitzonator on July 16, 2007, 06:47:16 am
Geet to da holey thing on da wall and peep through.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 7
Post by: munchkin5 on July 16, 2007, 08:07:40 am
bash see throughy wall bit with sign and climb in, den bash uver trod and steal back horsey rock ting.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 7
Post by: Cobra on July 16, 2007, 08:55:45 pm
Simple you should "Bang with Sign FTW!"
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 7
Post by: blitzonator on July 17, 2007, 03:59:25 am
Yes. hit the little trod and then be pummeled by bigger trod hiding in shadow.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 7
Post by: Xenomorph on July 17, 2007, 06:52:21 am
it looks like the trod has cut off his own hand!

smash the door with the sign and steal the cut-off hand as a talisman!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 7
Post by: blitzonator on July 17, 2007, 08:08:59 am
ask im' why uugly trood likes the horse.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 7
Post by: Huckbuck on July 18, 2007, 04:35:17 am
Chapter 9

"uhm ok lets have a see in tha seethrough wall!"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic1chap9.png)

"Ooh look! da uggly dude!"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic2chap9.png)

"Wut about now heady voiceesis? should me bang with sign?

Inventory:

Wearing: Unbuttoned Black coat.
Pockets: 1 Piece of meat
Hands: Signpost
Other: Nothing.

Status:

Health: 100%
Mood: curious, feels like throwing up
Hunger (0-10): 0
Other: -

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 76%)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (65%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (83%)
Trading items may pay off (90%)
Lookthrough walls are useful(100%)


NOTE: I will be gone for 19 days, so dont expect an update in a while. But when I get back this will continue Im sure.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 9
Post by: munchkin5 on July 18, 2007, 01:43:34 pm
we'll keep posting, to make sure it's here for you.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 9
Post by: Cobra on July 18, 2007, 11:01:35 pm
In the meantime Bang with Sign FTW! is a memory worth reliving.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 9
Post by: FROMAN on July 18, 2007, 11:53:33 pm
find out what those shiny stick thingies in that bucket.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 9
Post by: FROMAN on July 28, 2007, 07:43:59 am
update
sorry for the double posting
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 9
Post by: Xenomorph on July 28, 2007, 10:57:03 am
dude he's on vacation.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 9
Post by: FROMAN on July 28, 2007, 11:00:09 am
doh!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 9
Post by: Slartibartfast on August 04, 2007, 11:49:13 pm
Huckbuck should be back in a day or two so it's time to post.

I think the ugly trog is going to turn your rock into a sharp, pointy sign; commonly refered to as a sword.

Wait until he is done before you bang with sign for the win.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 9
Post by: Kratok on August 05, 2007, 04:22:13 am
(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic2chap9.png) Looks more like hes doing suicide
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 9
Post by: Huckbuck on August 07, 2007, 07:28:33 am
Im finaly back and soon there WILL be an uppdate :D
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 9
Post by: The Time Traveller on August 07, 2007, 07:34:47 am
HOORAY!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 9
Post by: martyk on August 07, 2007, 12:48:32 pm
Yay!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 9
Post by: Grazony on August 07, 2007, 01:46:24 pm
In the meantime Bang with Sign FTW! is a memory worth reliving.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 9
Post by: Blarg on August 07, 2007, 07:03:14 pm
In the meantime Bang with Sign FTW! is a memory worth reliving.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 9
Post by: Huckbuck on August 08, 2007, 01:43:03 am

Chapter 10

"Uhm.. wait? BOOOURING! Come up with sumethi.. Bang with sign? Yay! you be smart heady voiceses!"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic1chap10.png)

"Ooh! the seethrough wall broke.. is me going to enter now?"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic2chap10.png)

"But.. me sign went broken! Stupid voice! stoney wall hard!"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic3chap10.png)

"oh look him notice me!"

"So.. its you.. What have you done to my window? And why are you here? Speak up!"

Inventory:

Wearing: Unbuttoned Black coat.
Pockets: 1 Piece of meat
Hands: piece of wood
Other: Nothing.

Status:

Health: 100%
Mood: curious
Hunger (0-10): 0
Other: -

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 73%)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (60%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (100%)
Trading items may pay off (87%)
Lookthrough walls are useful(98%)


NOTE: Now Im back! And LAoBT should continue at normal pace.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 10
Post by: Slartibartfast on August 08, 2007, 02:27:10 am
Are you made of play dough?  Did your hands come off?   ???

Say "Whatcha doing?" as innocently as possible.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 10
Post by: Huckbuck on August 08, 2007, 02:52:59 am
Are you made of play dough?  Did your hands come off?   ???

//His hands have always been Rayman style if you didnt notice.//
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 10
Post by: Grazony on August 08, 2007, 02:55:09 am
Say "Whatcha doing?" as innocently as possible.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 10
Post by: shadowlord18 on August 08, 2007, 03:04:05 am
use your fisty things to beat him up and don't let him near the barrel thing and if you can grab on the metal singie things
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 10
Post by: Blarg on August 08, 2007, 12:26:49 pm
Beat him wif da broken sign thingy, then take the metul thingies, and then wear the dead aminal head as a hat!

I like hats.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 10
Post by: The Time Traveller on August 08, 2007, 12:59:03 pm
Beat him wif da broken sign thingy, then take the metul thingies, and then wear the dead aminal head as a hat!

I like hats.
+1
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 10
Post by: Huckbuck on August 08, 2007, 02:35:05 pm
Chapter 11

"Uhm... Whatcha doing?"

"What I am doing? the question is what you are doing, come in and stand there by the fire, now let me talk to you you hulk!"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic1chap11.png)

"Whut?"

"What art thou doing in my house? Where did you get the Ugraalh Totem? Come on speak up you! I wont d.."

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic2chap11.png)

"BOOOORING! Yousa talk to much, bye bye"


Inventory:

Wearing: Unbuttoned Black coat.
Pockets: 1 Piece of meat
Hands: piece of wood (bloody)
Other: Nothing.

Status:

Health: 100%
Mood: curious
Hunger (0-10): 0
Other: -

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 65%)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (52%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (99%)
Trading items may pay off (80%)
Lookthrough walls are useful(91%)
Burney stuff kills(100%)
Brutality pays off!(100%)


Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 11
Post by: Grazony on August 08, 2007, 05:32:51 pm
Holy Bloody Hell!!! Steal them sharp pointy things and use that skull as a hat, then take back your odd shaped stone!!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 11
Post by: FROMAN on August 08, 2007, 06:28:10 pm
Holy Bloody Hell!!! Steal them sharp pointy things and use that skull as a hat, then take back your odd shaped stone!!
and use the rug as a cape
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 11
Post by: Cobra on August 08, 2007, 10:14:50 pm
Grab yur stuff and then loot anything u can carry.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 10
Post by: Huckbuck on August 09, 2007, 07:00:43 am
Chapter 12

"Mmkey.. got the stoney thing.. and them pointy metal thingys? I take three!"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic1chap12.png)

"Drat.. me could only carry 2 of them pointy stuff, the other one me throw away!
"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic2chap12.png)

"Whut be a rug? hmm.. biggie skul... me cant make it stick to me fase!"


Inventory:

Wearing: Unbuttoned Black coat.
Pockets: Stone Horse, 1 Piece of meat, piece of wood (bloody)
Hands: 2 Rapiers, Skull of unidentified animal
Other: Nothing.

Status:

Health: 100%
Mood: curious
Hunger (0-10): 1
Other: Face is bloody

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 62%)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (46%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (97%)
Trading items may pay off (74%)
Lookthrough walls are useful(82%)
Burney stuff kills(99%)
Brutality pays off!(100%)

Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 12
Post by: FROMAN on August 09, 2007, 10:11:51 am
now put the brown squarey thing on your back so you can be like superhero.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 12
Post by: Grazony on August 09, 2007, 04:31:47 pm
Burn the body and cover your man boobs and this to...
now put the brown squarey thing on your back so you can be like superhero.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 12
Post by: Veraal on August 09, 2007, 04:35:59 pm
now put the brown squarey thing on your back so you can be like superhero.

I thought that was in my comic :D

Anyways, go to the upper-left corner and check what that is on the floor.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 12
Post by: Undistinguished on August 09, 2007, 07:58:53 pm
Burn the body and cover your man boobs and this to...
now put the brown squarey thing on your back so you can be like superhero.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 12
Post by: Cobra on August 09, 2007, 11:53:46 pm
I have a question do the memories serve a purpose or are they just a list of things you have done? Also what effect does the percentage of how well Bruke rewmember's something effect things?
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 12
Post by: Huckbuck on August 10, 2007, 01:10:48 am
I have a question do the memories serve a purpose or are they just a list of things you have done? Also what effect does the percentage of how well Bruke rewmember's something effect things?

//It effects him alot. The more he remembers it, the more it affects him. Like if hes told to do something like, "kill that guy" then if his "Bang with sign FTW!" is high the chance that he kills the guy with a sign if hes got it at hand (or a similar blunt weapon) is greatly increased. Some experiences may cause him to refuse to do commands, like climbing the roof when he was very affraid of falling down hurting himself. But since he's got the memory of a goldfish the memories that doesnt get reexerienced he forgett. This system is something I use to make him have more personality and helps me figure out how he would response to a sittuation. Its like a on paper, much more basic version of how avatar monsters works in BnW.//



//And for thoose of you that wants him to wear the skull:


(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic2chap12.png)

"Whut be a rug? hmm.. biggie skul... me cant make it stick to me fase!"


you have to help him solve this or else he might just stop caring about trying to wear it.//
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 10
Post by: Huckbuck on August 10, 2007, 06:41:52 am
Chapter 13

"Aah.. the brown squary thing on the ground be rug! Dumb skul, me dont care on you now, bye bye"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic1chap13.png)

"So! Now me be cool suprahero lika voicy said! Oh lookie! a buzzie thing without flyers!"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic2chap13.png)

"He be goo now! huhuhuhu! now wut? check the corner? mmkey!"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic3chap13.png)

"hm... lookie like a... aa.. uh... a doorie thing in the ground! what should me do? Im being bored.."

Inventory:

Wearing: Unbuttoned Black coat, Rug
Pockets: Stone Horse, 1 Piece of meat, piece of wood (bloody)
Hands: 1 Slimy Rapier, 1 Rapier
Other: Nothing.

Status:

Health: 99% (got cut on the rapier)
Mood: curious, bored
Hunger (0-10): 1
Other: Face is bloody and slimy

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 60%)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (69%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (93%)
Trading items may pay off (70%)
Lookthrough walls are useful(68%)
Burney stuff kills(94%)
Brutality pays off!(100%)
Rug is the brown squary thing that me have on back(100%)
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 13
Post by: Slartibartfast on August 10, 2007, 06:45:34 am
Put down the gooey sharpie.

Get the little fire stick.

Open the floor door.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 13
Post by: munchkin5 on August 10, 2007, 06:52:32 am
Put down the gooey sharpie.

Get the little fire stick.

Open the floor door.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 13
Post by: Undistinguished on August 10, 2007, 07:44:32 am
Put down the gooey sharpie.

Get the little fire stick.

Open the floor door.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 13
Post by: FROMAN on August 10, 2007, 09:01:35 am
Put down the gooey sharpie.

Get the little fire stick.

Open the floor door.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 13
Post by: SoulChaser on August 10, 2007, 09:16:57 am
clean metul thingy with rug......use metal thingy to open doorie........take the lightened stick on the wooden thingy with you
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 10
Post by: Huckbuck on August 11, 2007, 01:43:00 am
Chapter 14

"Mkey, byebye sharpy, me gotta get the burney-stuff-on-stick thing"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic1chap14.png)

"Mkey me got it all.. hum.. upen da doorie thing in the groundy stuff mmkey"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic2chap14.png)

"It worked, me dont have to bite on him like lastest time!"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic3chap14.png)

"Looks darkydarky... maybe it is scaryscary!! Wut shoud me doo?

Inventory:

Wearing: Unbuttoned Black coat, Rug
Pockets: Stone Horse, 1 Piece of meat, piece of wood (bloody)
Hands: Lit Candle, 1 Rapier
Other: Nothing.

Status:

Health: 100%
Mood: curious, Scared
Hunger (0-10): 2
Other: Face is bloody and slimy

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 56%)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (78%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (90%)
Trading items may pay off (65%)
Lookthrough walls are useful(62%)
Burney stuff kills(90%)
Brutality pays off!(96%)
Rug is the brown squary thing that me have on back(98%)
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 14
Post by: Slartibartfast on August 11, 2007, 01:55:20 am
Set the chair on fire and throw it down the hole.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 14
Post by: shadowlord18 on August 11, 2007, 02:00:00 am
only aa small part of it so not to start a fire
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 14
Post by: martyk on August 11, 2007, 10:38:37 am
Burny sitty-mo-bobber und put in darky hole.  It kill scaryscary.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 14
Post by: Grazony on August 11, 2007, 11:04:26 am
Burny sitty-mo-bobber und put in darky hole.  It kill scaryscary.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 14
Post by: FROMAN on August 11, 2007, 11:55:54 am
Burny sitty-mo-bobber und put in darky hole.  It kill scaryscary.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 14
Post by: The Time Traveller on August 11, 2007, 11:56:25 am
Burny sitty-mo-bobber und put in darky hole.  It kill scaryscary.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 10
Post by: Huckbuck on August 11, 2007, 01:24:17 pm
Chapter 15

"ok.. me just go get the butholder... sothere time to burneyburney!"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic1chap15.png)

"Oooh look its burning... burny stuff looks tasty.. maybe... but we need more burney stuff dont we im just going to.."

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic2chap15.png)

"Gaaah!!"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic3chap15.png)

"uuh.. Im falling.. falling hurts! Oh! there be that burney stick that made me fall! Dumb stick! Im gunna kill you in yours face!"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic4chap15.png)

"Uh look! Me were abul to get me hands on the ruggy thing! Fast heady voices, WHAT SHOULD ME DOO NOWW!?"


Inventory:

Wearing: Unbuttoned Black coat
Pockets: Stone Horse, 1 Piece of meat, piece of wood (bloody)
Hands: Rug
Other: Nothing.

Status:

Health: 80% (Got burnt)
Mood: Scared, Panicing
Hunger (0-10): 2
Other: Falling!

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 78%)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (75%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (79%)
Trading items may pay off (60%)
Lookthrough walls are useful(51%)
Burney stuff kills(91%)
Brutality pays off!(93%)
Rug is the brown squary thing that me have on back(99%)
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 15
Post by: Person21 on August 11, 2007, 01:26:33 pm
Try to grab the ladder (Two sticks with more sticks in between them)
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 15
Post by: Huckbuck on August 11, 2007, 01:31:15 pm
ME SEE NO... STICKY CLIMBING THING! COMMON! OY HULP ME!!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 15
Post by: Veraal on August 11, 2007, 01:31:50 pm
use Ruggie thingy as a parachute, quicklies!

hold two of the ends in each hand, and you will be okay-daysies.

Holdy on to ruggie. and waity till you touch groundy stuff.

This feels odd...
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 15
Post by: Kratok on August 11, 2007, 01:32:46 pm
Grab other side of squarey thing. It keep you from falling hard.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 15
Post by: Person21 on August 11, 2007, 01:33:22 pm
Too heavy, wave your arms around to try to find the sticky thing.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 15
Post by: Veraal on August 11, 2007, 01:37:15 pm
(http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/6122/burkefc8.png) (http://imageshack.us)
like this, if it doesn't work, then grab the frickin' ladder!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 15
Post by: The Time Traveller on August 11, 2007, 01:40:31 pm
Bash the wally with anything you have, and I mean ANYTHING you have until it breakies. Then grab the holey thingy you just made.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 15
Post by: Grazony on August 11, 2007, 02:05:04 pm
(http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/6122/burkefc8.png) (http://imageshack.us)
like this, if it doesn't work, then grab the frickin' ladder!

We did have to draw you a frickin' picture :D
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 15
Post by: Veraal on August 11, 2007, 02:10:07 pm
MsPaint, ftw! :D
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 10
Post by: Huckbuck on August 12, 2007, 03:43:21 am
Chapter 16

"The rug!? MMKAYY! uggh!!"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic1chap16.png)

"Oh.. me got it!"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic2chap16.png)

"Puh... me is falling slowly now... but but! Im still falling! gaah!"

FLOFF!

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic3chap16.png)

"uhh... headdy hurts.. but.. butbut! is I dead!? It be dark!! I be scared! Save me head!"

Inventory:

Wearing: Unbuttoned Black coat
Pockets: Stone Horse, 1 Piece of meat, piece of wood (bloody)
Hands: Rug
Other: Nothing.

Status:

Health: 65% (ouch! Falling do hurt)
Mood: Scared, in pain
Hunger (0-10): 2
Other: ?

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 100%) (!)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (70%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (70%)
Trading items may pay off (56%)
Lookthrough walls are useful(46%)
Burney stuff kills(90%)
Brutality pays off!(87%)
Rug is the brown squary thing that saved me!(98%)
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 16
Post by: Slartibartfast on August 12, 2007, 04:32:20 am
Stand up.

Take the rug off your head and put it on your back.

Take the burny sign, also known as a torch.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 16
Post by: Veraal on August 12, 2007, 06:39:35 am
DON'T PANIC.

Take the torch, yes. then look around.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 16
Post by: FROMAN on August 12, 2007, 10:16:31 am
DON'T PANIC.

Take the torch, yes. then look around.

but take the brown squarey thing off first
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 16
Post by: Veraal on August 12, 2007, 11:43:20 am
Why take it off? it's good for...erm... protection. and he may feel less afraid being tucked into that massive pice of carpet.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 16
Post by: Huckbuck on August 12, 2007, 01:58:47 pm
Chapter 17

"Ooh.. the ruggie stuff be the dark.. the burney..  BURNEY!?"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic1chap17.png)

"I dont likefire.. me dont want burney stuff.."

Inventory:

Wearing: Unbuttoned Black coat, Rug
Pockets: Stone Horse, 1 Piece of meat, piece of wood (bloody)
Hands: -
Other: Nothing.

Status:

Health: 65% (ouch! Falling do hurt)
Mood: Scared, in pain
Hunger (0-10): 3
Other: ?

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 100%) (!)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (67%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (65%)
Trading items may pay off (50%)
Lookthrough walls are useful(42%)
Burney stuff kills(87%)
Brutality pays off!(82%)
Rug is the brown squary thing that saved me!(98%)
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 16
Post by: Veraal on August 12, 2007, 02:40:29 pm
Well, then you'll just have to leave, you can't go around in down there without that torch.
But then again.... the house is on fire..

And for gods sake button up that black coat, if you can.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 16
Post by: Grazony on August 12, 2007, 05:33:23 pm
Well, then you'll just have to leave, you can't go around in down there without that torch.
But then again.... the house is on fire..

And for gods sake button up that black coat, if you can.

I agree with this....
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 16
Post by: FROMAN on August 12, 2007, 05:38:06 pm
me too (especially that last part)
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 16
Post by: Brandonazz on August 12, 2007, 08:56:12 pm
I think the general concensus is that we don't appreciate the man-boobs.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 16
Post by: Huckbuck on August 13, 2007, 03:12:52 am
Chapter 17.5

"Mkey.. seemy llike me have no choicys.. Fire up there be scarryers then fire on stick me think. me will take the burney stick.. if me has to...

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic1chap18.png)

"So.. Are you happy now!? Me cant button me coat... mommy used to do that.. Now wut?"

Inventory:

Wearing: Unbuttoned Black coat, Rug
Pockets: Stone Horse, 1 Piece of meat, piece of wood (bloody)
Hands: Torch
Other: Nothing.

Status:

Health: 67% (ouch! Falling do hurt)
Mood: Scared, in pain
Hunger (0-10): 3
Other: ?

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 100%) (!)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (65%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (62%)
Trading items may pay off (46%)
Lookthrough walls are useful(40%)
Burney stuff kills(87%) (!)
Brutality pays off!(80%)
Rug is the brown squary thing that saved me!(94%)


NOTE: Sorry for the poor quallity update.. I had about 10 minutes to finnish it :P THats why its only 17.5 not 18
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 17.5
Post by: Slartibartfast on August 13, 2007, 05:10:17 am
Slowly start walking down the hall.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 17.5
Post by: Grazony on August 13, 2007, 06:19:38 am
Slowly start walking down the hall.

Also how old is you?
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 17.5
Post by: Lualmoba on August 13, 2007, 09:30:18 am
Shouldn't the 'Burney stuff kills' memory be 100%.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 17.5
Post by: FROMAN on August 13, 2007, 04:11:59 pm
and what does the (!) mean
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 17.5
Post by: shadowlord18 on August 13, 2007, 11:12:54 pm
over 100%

Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 17.5
Post by: Slartibartfast on August 13, 2007, 11:31:49 pm
I think it denotes importance.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 17.5
Post by: Flamester_ on August 14, 2007, 08:16:21 am
Explore.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 17.5
Post by: Huckbuck on August 14, 2007, 08:55:08 am
Shouldn't the 'Burney stuff kills' memory be 100%.

Yea Sorry  :-[

I think it denotes importance.

Correct.


New episode coming up soon.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 17.5
Post by: Huckbuck on August 14, 2007, 11:16:29 am
Chapter 18

"Ok... uuh.... me dont likey burneystick.. oh wellywell.. wut now? Walkie?.. mkey...

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic12chap18.png)

"Sure be darkydarky here... me hope for no scaryscary... ouch! me tummy hurt from me fall, stupid fall..."

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic2chap18.png)

"Ohh... me be scared... ooh look! one... two doory things! which one should me goey in?

Inventory:

Wearing: Unbuttoned Black coat, Rug
Pockets: Stone Horse, 1 Piece of meat, piece of wood (bloody)
Hands: Torch
Other: Nothing.

Status:

Health: 70% (ouch! Falling do hurt)
Mood: Scared, in pain
Hunger (0-10): 3
Other: ?

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 100%) (!)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (63%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (60%)
Trading items may pay off (43%)
Lookthrough walls are useful(37%)
Burney stuff kills(100%) (!)
Brutality pays off!(76%)
Rug is the brown squary thing that saved me!(90%)

Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 18
Post by: Grazony on August 14, 2007, 12:24:42 pm
That a kick a** banner and the one to the left.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 18
Post by: Flamester_ on August 14, 2007, 12:37:32 pm
There is a hole in the wall, put your finger in it.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 18
Post by: Veraal on August 14, 2007, 01:01:48 pm
Check out the hole, and then go through the door with less web.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 18
Post by: Slartibartfast on August 14, 2007, 01:10:24 pm
Slowly, checkout the hole to your left in the wall near the floor .
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 18
Post by: Huckbuck on August 14, 2007, 01:37:25 pm
That a kick a** banner

Thanks!  :D Im quite happy with it myself. especially the manboobs. <.<            >.>

Next update will be tomorrow morning (Swedish time).
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 17.5
Post by: Huckbuck on August 15, 2007, 12:18:11 am
Chapter 19

"Uhh.. hole wut hole? aah there be a smallysmall hole... wait.. lemme just put in me fingers there...."

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic1chap19.png)

"Oi! Me found a shily metal thingy! Him goes down in me pocket! Now then? Uuh... doory thing with the not most webbywebweb? Mkey"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic2chap19.png)

"This be a strange room stuff... Sum of that grassy stuff on me feet I can feel! Wut 'm gunna do now heady voices?"

Inventory:

Wearing: Unbuttoned Black coat, Rug
Pockets: Glowing Key, Stone Horse, 1 Piece of meat, piece of wood (bloody)
Hands: Torch
Other: Nothing.

Status:

Health: 72% (ouch! Falling do hurt)
Mood: Scared, in pain
Hunger (0-10): 4
Other: ?

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 100%) (!)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (60%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (57%)
Trading items may pay off (40%)
Lookthrough walls are useful(35%)
Burney stuff kills(100%) (!)
Brutality pays off!(72%)
Rug is the brown squary thing that saved me!(87%)


NOTE: The (!) means that theese memories are more critical then the others. They dont wear of over time, new experienses that contradicts them is the only way to make them dissapear or at least go below 100%. Stuff with (!) are therefor stuff that has left a big mark in the mind of Burke.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 19
Post by: Grazony on August 15, 2007, 12:21:01 am
Get some rest and explore when awaken....
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 19
Post by: Cobra on August 15, 2007, 12:23:19 am
I was going to ask if there was a way to slow the degridation of some more useful memories seems though you answered that.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 19
Post by: Huckbuck on August 15, 2007, 12:25:04 am
I was going to ask if there was a way to slow the degridation of some more useful memories seems though you answered that.

The only way to restore the memories without ! is to talk about them, experience them or in anyway be reminded of them.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 19
Post by: The Time Traveller on August 15, 2007, 07:07:57 am
Maybe you could have an elephant potion at one point in the game that causes all the memories to get that thing.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 19
Post by: Huckbuck on August 15, 2007, 11:52:59 am
Chapter 20

"Restysleep? mmkey.. when me think on it I IS tired...."

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic1chap20.png)

"me put firestick to wall... ooh.. it be dark... and me be scaryscared! i hope tha... zzzzz zzzz zz"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic2chap20.png)

"zzzzz zzzz zzzz"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic3chap20.png)

"Wut... wuts that shinyshiny in me face?"

"Wub be ouu dueen eaa??"

"Wut be that? an hes talkytalking strange! wut do he says!?"

Inventory:

Wearing: Unbuttoned Black coat, Rug
Pockets: Glowing Key, Stone Horse, 1 Piece of meat, piece of wood (bloody)
Hands: Nothing.
Other: Nothing.

Status:

Health: 80% (ouch! Falling do hurt)
Fatigue: 96% (just sleept)
Mood: Scared, in pain
Hunger (0-10): 4
Other: ?

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 100%) (!)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (57%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (54%)
Trading items may pay off (36%)
Lookthrough walls are useful(31%)
Burney stuff kills(100%) (!)
Brutality pays off!(70%)
Rug is the brown squary thing that saved me!(82%)

Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 20
Post by: Grazony on August 15, 2007, 02:01:53 pm
Scream What the f*** are you and punch him in the face then run!!!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 20
Post by: Yannick on August 15, 2007, 02:27:58 pm
burny burny his ugly face!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 20
Post by: gec05 on August 15, 2007, 02:56:38 pm
Poke his nose!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 20
Post by: Slartibartfast on August 15, 2007, 06:26:05 pm
You could tell him you're lost.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 20
Post by: Yannick on August 15, 2007, 06:30:17 pm
You could tell him you're lost.


It looks like he wants to know what you're doing there.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 20
Post by: shadowlord18 on August 15, 2007, 09:17:45 pm
yeah

i think he may be saying who are you as well
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 20
Post by: Cobra on August 16, 2007, 12:30:27 am
I think a combination of burny kills brutality pays off and hit with sign FTW. Basically start smacking him around with the torch.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 20
Post by: Huckbuck on August 16, 2007, 01:33:06 am
"But me putyput the burneysticktorch to the wall, is behind tha' weird looking duud!"
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 20
Post by: Cobra on August 16, 2007, 04:23:21 am
That will teach you a lesson never part with your weapon, have a nice death.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 20
Post by: Yannick on August 16, 2007, 05:14:36 am
Try saying:

IAMEAEEE BURKEEAA, IA FELLA HEREAE!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 19
Post by: Huckbuck on August 17, 2007, 09:10:03 am
Chapter 21

"mmmkey... me'll try.."

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic1chap21.png)

"uuu.. IAMEAEEE BURKEEAA, IA FELLA HEREAE!"

"Burkeaa? Aeeo mueatas! Mee faaun Burkeeaatroooeed hooooee fellafall ferooo eeeooufff!"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic2chap21.png)

"uhmm more of they uggly ummhs?"

"Wub be oouuu dun eeeeeaa?? Aeeo wubba wee gunnna duu wif heemb?"

Inventory:

Wearing: Unbuttoned Black coat, Rug
Pockets: Glowing Key, Stone Horse, 1 Piece of meat, piece of wood (bloody)
Hands: Nothing.
Other: Nothing.

Status:

Health: 81% (ouch! Falling do hurt)
Fatigue: 94% (just sleept)
Mood: Scared, in pain
Hunger (0-10): 4
Other: ?

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 100%) (!)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (54%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (52%)
Trading items may pay off (34%)
Lookthrough walls are useful(30%)
Burney stuff kills(100%) (!)
Brutality pays off!(66%)
Rug is the brown squary thing that saved me!(80%)
Always keep weapon close(100%)
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 21
Post by: Plank of Wood on August 17, 2007, 09:12:34 am
Call for the Charlierodgeralpha squad to save you.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 21
Post by: Slartibartfast on August 17, 2007, 09:15:36 am
Stand up and yell "Me am the chosen of Ugraalh!"
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 21
Post by: martyk on August 17, 2007, 11:55:15 am
There be only litte of them guys.  Eaten they's faceies off.  Good yummies.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 21
Post by: FROMAN on August 17, 2007, 12:19:47 pm
show them the horsey stone
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 21
Post by: Grazony on August 17, 2007, 02:40:12 pm
Stand up and yell "Me am the chosen of Ugraalh!"
and this
show them the horsey stone

Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 21
Post by: Yannick on August 17, 2007, 03:06:35 pm
Stand up and yell "Me am the chosen of Ugraalh!"
and this
show them the horsey stone


Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 21
Post by: Veraal on August 17, 2007, 04:30:13 pm
Chosen of ugraalh!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 21
Post by: Huckbuck on August 18, 2007, 03:02:13 am
Chapter 22

"Rocky thing? Oh yea... rocky thing!"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic1chap22.png)

"Me am the chosen of Ugraalh!"


"Ugraalh!? hoee...

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic2chap22.png)

"uuuh... wut 's happenening?"

"gaaaahhh! Ugraalh!!

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic3chap22.png)

"Gaah... luk at me! I be glowing! the rockyrock made me magic stuff! Wut should me dooo!??"

Inventory:

Wearing: Unbuttoned Black coat, Rug
Pockets: Glowing Key, Stone Horse, 1 Piece of meat, piece of wood (bloody)
Hands: Nothing.
Other: Nothing.

Status:

Health: 81% (ouch! Falling do hurt)
Fatigue: 94% (just sleept)
Mood: Scared, confused
Hunger (0-10): 4
Other: Glowing, blessed by Ugraalh

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 100%) (!)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (52%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (50%)
Trading items may pay off (32%)
Lookthrough walls are useful(29%)
Burney stuff kills(100%) (!)
Brutality pays off!(64%)
Rug is the brown squary thing that saved me!(80%)
Always keep weapon close(99%)
Rocky glowing stuff can be useful(100%)

Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 22
Post by: Grazony on August 18, 2007, 03:27:02 am
Go all Dragon Ball Z on their a**es! :D
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 22
Post by: Slartibartfast on August 18, 2007, 03:47:50 am
I don't know.  That's pretty weird.

Demand food and some gold; maybe a concubine.   :-\
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 22
Post by: Plank of Wood on August 18, 2007, 07:41:25 am
Quickly, use your amazing manboob powers! Manboobs solve everything!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 22
Post by: martyk on August 18, 2007, 08:57:51 am
Shooty ur lazie-eyes!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 22
Post by: Yannick on August 18, 2007, 09:50:24 am
Light the whole room.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 22
Post by: Flamester_ on August 18, 2007, 10:04:39 am
POWER UP!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 22
Post by: Veraal on August 18, 2007, 11:49:43 am
Stand up.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 22
Post by: Huckbuck on August 20, 2007, 09:03:50 am
Chapter 23

"Manboobies? Mkey, here we go!"

(http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/5117/pic1chap23zp9.png)

"uuuh... its creepy!"


*Screaming*

(http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/1056/pic2chap23kz1.png)

"Me eyes be lazer? Mkey me shoot!"

*Screaming*

(http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/3886/pic3chap21hd2.png)

"puh.... me be tired.. much tired... butbut.. I be not glowing nomore! I be normal.... colorthing.."

(http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/1959/pic4chap23vq7.png)

"Ohh... look! The stoneyrock thing!"

Inventory:

Wearing: Unbuttoned Black coat, Rug
Pockets: Glowing Key, 1 Piece of meat, piece of wood (bloody)
Hands: Nothing.
Other: Ugraalh Token (stone horse)

Status:

Health: 100% (Regenerated, somehow)
Fatigue: 20% (exhausted)
Mood: confused
Hunger (0-10): 5
Other: -

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 100%) (!)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (49%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (47%)
Trading items may pay off (30%)
Lookthrough walls are useful(27%)
Burney stuff kills(100%) (!)
Brutality pays off!(100%)
Rug is the brown squary thing that saved me!(79%)
Always keep weapon close(97%)
Rocky glowing stuff can be useful(100%)(!)



Note: You asked for it ;)
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 22
Post by: FROMAN on August 20, 2007, 09:14:20 am
sleep right there because your exhausted
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 23
Post by: martyk on August 20, 2007, 10:26:37 am
Take a nappy-nap.

Also,


(http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/1056/pic2chap23kz1.png)


That picture is just plain terrifying
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 23
Post by: Blarg on August 20, 2007, 07:12:51 pm
Be Chosen of Ulgraah again!

Blasty hole in da wall!

Den get out, and blasty MORE holes in MORE wall!

Is fun.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 23
Post by: Cobra on August 21, 2007, 04:06:51 am
Does sleeping cause you to loose a lot of memories seeing a fair amount of time would pass while you sleep.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 23
Post by: shadowlord18 on August 21, 2007, 04:39:07 am
ok scary epic item bad assness

Experiences:
100% rock horsey kick but

before you sleep grab your sword
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 23
Post by: Yannick on August 21, 2007, 08:57:01 am
RECHARGE!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 22
Post by: Huckbuck on August 21, 2007, 01:10:11 pm
Chapter 24

"Ugraahl power again!? Mkey, I am the chosen of Ugraahl!!!"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic1chap24.png)

"It wunt work agein... well I sleepysleep than"


(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic2chap24.png)

"zzzzzz zzzzzzz zzzzzz"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic3chap24.png)

*Yawn* "Uuh... that was niceynice! What be me gunna do nuw?

Inventory:

Wearing: Unbuttoned Black coat, Rug
Pockets: Glowing Key, 1 Piece of meat, piece of wood (bloody), Ugraalh Token (stone horse)
Hands: Nothing.
Other: nothing

Status:

Health: 100% (Regenerated, somehow)
Fatigue: 100% (just slept)
Mood: confused
Hunger (0-10): 7
Other: -

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 100%) (!)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (43%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (46%)
Trading items may pay off (22%)
Lookthrough walls are useful(25%)
Burney stuff kills(100%) (!)
Brutality pays off!(100%)
Rug is the brown squary thing that saved me!(79%)
Always keep weapon close(97%)
rock horsey kick but(100%)(!)
MANBOOBS!!! (100%)







Does sleeping cause you to loose a lot of memories seeing a fair amount of time would pass while you sleep.

When you sleep the mind "arange" your memories during the REM phase, so Burke doesnt forgett a lot when he sleeps. He forgets more if he never slleps, sleeping can acctually make him remember stuff more, if he dreams about it.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 23
Post by: shadowlord18 on August 21, 2007, 02:55:50 pm
grab your sword and firey thing if it is still burning

i geuss we can only use it very rarely
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 23
Post by: Doctor Z on August 21, 2007, 05:46:21 pm
... Why did you dream of Man-Boobs?
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 23
Post by: shadowlord18 on August 21, 2007, 06:29:18 pm
i see he use my rock horsey kicks but suggestion and because we just shot lazers out of them

heh
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 23
Post by: Grazony on August 21, 2007, 07:24:16 pm
Eat and explore...
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 23
Post by: Slartibartfast on August 21, 2007, 09:48:57 pm
There's no hope for you now.  You might as well eat those dead guys.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 23
Post by: FROMAN on August 21, 2007, 10:15:43 pm
There's no hope for you now.  You might as well eat those dead guys.
besides their nicely cooked
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 22
Post by: Huckbuck on August 22, 2007, 06:37:22 am
Chapter 25

"Me cant find torchy thing, it be not fiery now me think... eat em? Me BE hungry, so mkey!"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic1chap25.png)

"Yummyyumyumm!!"


(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic2chap25.png)

"Uuh... luk at that!"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic3chap25.png)

 "Shiny thing! Be it starsies?"

Inventory:

Wearing: Unbuttoned Black coat, Greasy Rug
Pockets: Glowing Key, 1 Piece of meat, piece of wood (bloody), Ugraalh Token (stone horse)
Hands: Nothing.
Other: nothing

Status:

Health: 100% (Regenerated, somehow)
Fatigue: 98% (just slept)
Mood: satisfied, amazed
Hunger (0-10): 0
Other: face is bloody

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 100%) (!)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (40%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (43%)
Trading items may pay off (20%)
Lookthrough walls are useful(22%)
Burney stuff kills(100%) (!)
Brutality pays off!(98%)
Rug is the brown squary thing that saved me!(77%)
Always keep weapon close(94%)
rock horsey kick but(100%)(!)
MANBOOBS!!! (98%)



Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 25
Post by: Slartibartfast on August 22, 2007, 06:43:17 am
Use the key as a light source and go back inside.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 25
Post by: FROMAN on August 22, 2007, 07:49:44 am
use the key for a light source to go to that red star
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 25
Post by: munchkin5 on August 22, 2007, 12:37:25 pm
I've completely lost track of the strory, i'll watch the next few episodes and then start voting and stuff again.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 25
Post by: Huckbuck on August 22, 2007, 12:43:53 pm
I've completely lost track of the strory, i'll watch the next few episodes and then start voting and stuff again.

Why dont you just read through from where you stopped reading last time? :P Update will be tomorrow, I dont know when... or maybe, very very maybe tonight, if I think I have enough votes to do a new update.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 25
Post by: Yannick on August 22, 2007, 01:15:30 pm
Pick shiney key-thing to lookey for an way outty.




Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 25
Post by: Blarg on August 23, 2007, 02:24:54 pm
Pick shiney key-thing to lookey for an way outty.





Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 25
Post by: Huckbuck on August 28, 2007, 05:52:13 am
Chapter 26

"Mkey me take glowy metalthingy and find way back!

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic1chap26.png)
"There be the way back, but wut iz thatun signy thing sayin? Buh, me dont care, me doesnt can readyread!"


(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic2chap26.png)

"Anuther signy thing! Whut about now? shuld me go even more back or wut?"


Inventory:

Wearing: Unbuttoned Black coat, Greasy Rug
Pockets: 1 Piece of meat, piece of wood (bloody), Ugraalh Token (stone horse)
Hands: Glowing Key
Other: nothing

Status:

Health: 100% (Regenerated, somehow)
Fatigue: 93%
Mood: curious
Hunger (0-10): 0
Other: -

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 100%) (!)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (36%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (40%)
Trading items may pay off (17%)
Lookthrough walls are useful(20%)
Burney stuff kills(100%) (!)
Brutality pays off!(96%)
Rug is the brown squary thing that saved me!(74%)
Always keep weapon close(91%)
rock horsey kick but(100%)(!)
MANBOOBS!!! (93%)








Sorry that its been so long since I've uppdated, Im going to try to start updating more often again.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 26
Post by: Yannick on August 28, 2007, 06:27:49 am
Go lefty to get back on sandstuff.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 26
Post by: Huckbuck on August 28, 2007, 11:06:35 am
You do know that Trods doesnt live on Earth do you?
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 26
Post by: FROMAN on August 28, 2007, 11:53:30 am
to earth!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 25
Post by: blitzonator on August 28, 2007, 11:58:50 am
Brutality pays off!(966%)
???
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 26
Post by: Person21 on August 28, 2007, 12:01:53 pm
Was that your 1000 post?


If so, that was the worst 1000 post ever.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 26
Post by: Huckbuck on August 28, 2007, 12:02:22 pm
Brutality pays off!(966%)
???

sorry  :-[ edited
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 26
Post by: Yannick on August 28, 2007, 12:03:13 pm
Yes, I know that they don't live on Earth.


Trods, TRODoria...


Just want to know what will happen. And lying to Trod is a simple way to get him there.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 26
Post by: drgamer on August 28, 2007, 06:22:37 pm
Take the sign thing! Maybe someone will want it and trade goody goods for it? If not, it always could be used as a spare.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 26
Post by: Slartibartfast on August 28, 2007, 10:02:32 pm
Go forward.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 26
Post by: blitzonator on August 29, 2007, 12:56:43 pm
Was that your 1000 post?


If so, that was the worst 1000 post ever.
WAAH! I forgot about it!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 25
Post by: Huckbuck on August 29, 2007, 01:05:44 pm
Chapter 27

"Oi! It wont come of the roofy stuff!2

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic1chap27.png)

"Habbout nuw wut? you say go leftyleft? wuts that? wuit... it must the de way that are not forwird!"


(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic2chap27.png)

"ok there be a holey in wall stuff... me go thruuu an find cuul new place!"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic3chap27.png)

"I AM THE GUARDIAN OF THE PORTAL TO EARTH. YOU SHALL NOT PASS".

"uuh.. wub be that? I be scaryscarscared! me tummie is loik one big knot in there!"

Inventory:

Wearing: Unbuttoned Black coat
Pockets: 1 Piece of meat, piece of wood (bloody), Ugraalh Token (stone horse), Greasy Rug
Hands: Glowing Key
Other: nothing

Status:

Health: 100% (Regenerated, somehow)
Fatigue: 87%
Mood: curious, scared
Hunger (0-10): 0
Other: -

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 100%) (!)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (34%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (38%)
Trading items may pay off (12%)
Lookthrough walls are useful(16%)
Burney stuff kills(100%) (!)
Brutality pays off!(91%)
Rug is the brown squary thing that saved me!(73%)
Always keep weapon close(87%)
rock horsey kick but(100%)(!)
MANBOOBS!!! (90%)

Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 27
Post by: Kcronos on August 29, 2007, 01:19:29 pm
Yell, "I'm the chosen one of Ulgraah!"
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 27
Post by: Yannick on August 29, 2007, 01:22:01 pm
Chosen of Ulgraah!


Damn, Kcronos beat me to it.


If stoney thing not worky, get the helly outty there.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 27
Post by: FROMAN on August 29, 2007, 03:10:06 pm
Chosen of Ulgraah!

If stoney thing not worky, get the helly outty there.
basically what i was going to say
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 27
Post by: Grazony on August 29, 2007, 06:09:10 pm
Yell, "I'm the chosen one of Ulgraah!"
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 27
Post by: martyk on August 29, 2007, 07:52:30 pm
Tells 'em that you is here to fix the plumbing.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 27
Post by: Doctor Z on August 29, 2007, 08:15:53 pm
Poke him and say "You is not so tough!"
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 27
Post by: drgamer on August 29, 2007, 08:30:05 pm
Say:
"Badges? Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!"

If that doesn't work, then... I dunno...
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 27
Post by: Kratok on August 29, 2007, 08:53:35 pm
Ask whut is earth
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 27
Post by: Slartibartfast on August 30, 2007, 01:17:26 am
I think that IS Ulgraah.  RUN AWAY!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 27
Post by: Yannick on August 31, 2007, 02:20:37 am
Well, if that IS Ulgraalh, and you're his chosen one, he'll accept you.
So basically:

Yell: "Chosen of Ugraalh!"

if that doesn't work, show stoney thing.

if that doesn't work, run like hell.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 27
Post by: Huckbuck on August 31, 2007, 06:24:24 am

Chapter 27.5

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic1chap275.png)

"Me be the choosen of Ugraalh!"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic2chap275.png)

"WHO IS THIS UGRAALH? I ONLY OBEY TYGORR!".

Inventory:

Wearing: Unbuttoned Black coat
Pockets: 1 Piece of meat, piece of wood (bloody), Ugraalh Token (stone horse), Greasy Rug
Hands: Glowing Key
Other: nothing

Status:

Health: 100% (Regenerated, somehow)
Fatigue: 87%
Mood: curious, scared
Hunger (0-10): 0
Other: -

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 100%) (!)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (34%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (38%)
Trading items may pay off (12%)
Lookthrough walls are useful(16%)
Burney stuff kills(100%) (!)
Brutality pays off!(91%)
Rug is the brown squary thing that saved me!(73%)
Always keep weapon close(87%)
rock horsey kick but(100%)(!)
MANBOOBS!!! (90%)


Notes: Only a small episode cause of the dialogue and I think you should be able to choose what say or do
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 27.5
Post by: Plank of Wood on August 31, 2007, 06:53:46 am
Yell out louder "MANBOOB POWERS ACTIVATE!!!" then destroy him with your massive manboob powers.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 27.5
Post by: Yannick on August 31, 2007, 07:09:48 am
Yell out louder "MANBOOB POWERS ACTIVATE!!!" then destroy him with your massive manboob powers.
And use lazer beams!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 27.5
Post by: Xenomorph on August 31, 2007, 07:15:01 am
Yell out louder "MANBOOB POWERS ACTIVATE!!!" then destroy him with your massive manboob powers.
And use lazer beams!
and dispatch war-rocket ajax to bring back his body
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 27.5
Post by: FROMAN on August 31, 2007, 07:18:44 am
Yell out louder "MANBOOB POWERS ACTIVATE!!!" then destroy him with your massive manboob powers.
And use lazer beams!
and dispatch war-rocket ajax to bring back his body
and then have a snack, he will be well done then
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 27.5
Post by: martyk on August 31, 2007, 08:04:07 am
Yell, "ME AM CHOSEN OF TYGORR!"
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 27.5
Post by: Veraal on August 31, 2007, 12:03:05 pm
Yell, "ME AM CHOSEN OF TYGORR!"

Whilst banging your chest/manboobs tarzan style.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 27.5
Post by: Doctor Z on August 31, 2007, 12:09:52 pm
.... Ummmm.... Are you people (all of ya) being serious?
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 27.5
Post by: drgamer on August 31, 2007, 02:32:02 pm
Use the horsey rock!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 27.5
Post by: Blarg on August 31, 2007, 07:50:46 pm
Yell out louder "MANBOOB POWERS ACTIVATE!!!" then destroy him with your massive manboob powers.
And use lazer beams!
and dispatch war-rocket ajax to bring back his body
and then have a snack, he will be well done then

Definately so.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 27.5
Post by: shadowlord18 on August 31, 2007, 07:55:37 pm
leave for now

explore else where some more

and if we can make map on the bloddy stick with the rapier so we can come back later
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 27.5
Post by: Slartibartfast on September 01, 2007, 12:44:14 am
RUN AWAY!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 27.5
Post by: Grazony on September 01, 2007, 05:08:35 am
leave for now

explore else where some more

and if we can make map on the bloddy stick with the rapier so we can come back later
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 27.5
Post by: Yannick on September 01, 2007, 08:46:27 am
Become Chosen of tygorr!

And hope he falls for it. If he doesn't...










RUN LIKE HELL, Troddest!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 27.5
Post by: The Time Traveller on September 01, 2007, 08:47:19 am
Recruit other Trods, then come back and INVADE NEW YORK!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 27
Post by: Huckbuck on September 02, 2007, 12:50:28 pm
Chapter 28

"Whaut? be me choosen of Tygorr? Uh? Uuuh, me gunna get im b'live I be chuusen dude and he gonna let me walkiewalkie! Me understandiland!"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic1chap28.png)

"Me be choosen of TYGORRRRRRRR!"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic2chap275.png)

"WELL I AM THE BEAST OF TYGORR AND I THINK I WOULD KNOW A CHOOSEN ONE IF I SAW ONE. BESIDES TYGORR DONT LIKE TRODS. AT ALL"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic2chap28.png)

"Run? Grate ideaaa!!!"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic3chap28.png)

"Here be the woddy climby thing, shuld me climbylimby up? Wut if tha burney stuff be there still!?"

Inventory:

Wearing: Unbuttoned Black coat
Pockets: 1 Piece of meat, piece of wood (bloody), Ugraalh Token (stone horse), Greasy Rug
Hands: Glowing Key
Other: nothing

Status:

Health: 100% (Regenerated, somehow)
Fatigue: 75%
Mood: curious, scared
Hunger (0-10): 1
Other: -

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 100%) (!)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (32%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (33%)
Trading items may pay off (10%)
Lookthrough walls are useful(13%)
Burney stuff kills(100%) (!)
Brutality pays off!(86%)
Rug is the brown squary thing that saved me!(70%)
Always keep weapon close(83%)
rock horsey kick but(100%)(!)
MANBOOBS!!! (87%)

Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 28
Post by: The Time Traveller on September 02, 2007, 12:51:31 pm
Bang with sign FTW again.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 28
Post by: Yannick on September 02, 2007, 12:52:33 pm
Climby climby, you don't need burny burny upstairs.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 28
Post by: The Time Traveller on September 02, 2007, 12:53:29 pm
Burn down the ladder so you aren't tempted to run away from your fears.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 28
Post by: Plank of Wood on September 02, 2007, 12:58:31 pm
Me saidy to use manboob powers, your granddady trod wouldn't like like you if you run run!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 28
Post by: Huckbuck on September 02, 2007, 01:04:06 pm
"Me dont remember avin a grand'addy.."


Climby climby, you don't need burny burny upstairs.

"Dontcha remembur? The housey stuff was burney up there! Stupid heady voice.."
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 28
Post by: Plank of Wood on September 02, 2007, 01:05:43 pm
*Grand'addy's voice* "Me am very angry at yous, me will give you a thump when you get up here, if you don't go fight fight"
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 28
Post by: The Time Traveller on September 02, 2007, 01:07:25 pm
*Grand'addy's voice* "Me am very angry at yous, me will give you a thump when you get up here, if you don't go fight fight"
*Great'grand'addy's voice*  "FIGHT, YOU WORTHLESS IMBECILIC LAZY TROD, FIGHT!!!!!!!!!"
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 28
Post by: Plank of Wood on September 02, 2007, 01:09:43 pm
*Ugraal* "You got me power rocky, use it!"
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 28
Post by: drgamer on September 02, 2007, 02:14:23 pm
housey stuff no longer there. it no burny up there.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 28
Post by: Veraal on September 02, 2007, 03:21:08 pm
Housy thing gone gone. Scorchy scorchy.

Climb laddieladdie.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 28
Post by: martyk on September 02, 2007, 04:49:20 pm
*Grand'addy's voice* "Me am very angry at yous, me will give you a thump when you get up here, if you don't go fight fight"
*Great'grand'addy's voice*  "FIGHT, YOU WORTHLESS IMBECILIC LAZY TROD, FIGHT!!!!!!!!!"

*Great'great'grand'addy's voice*  "Yah, or me's not being you's friends anymoe."

Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 28
Post by: Blarg on September 02, 2007, 05:23:08 pm
*Grand'addy's voice* "Me am very angry at yous, me will give you a thump when you get up here, if you don't go fight fight"
*Great'grand'addy's voice*  "FIGHT, YOU WORTHLESS IMBECILIC LAZY TROD, FIGHT!!!!!!!!!"

*Great'great'grand'addy's voice*  "Yah, or me's not being you's friends anymoe."



*Mum's Voice* "You widdle hoodlum! Go beat the clams outta dat dere monstery thing, or no supper for you!"
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 28
Post by: Doctor Z on September 02, 2007, 06:18:38 pm
Dog's voice: Woooooof!

*translation* You imbecile, go and have-at that loathsome creature, what-for!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 28
Post by: Xenomorph on September 03, 2007, 12:07:29 am
grab the ladder, get back to the beast, use the ladder to climb on the beast and then slay him with your MAHNBOOWBZ
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 28
Post by: Slartibartfast on September 03, 2007, 05:49:28 am
Go back outside if there's not another way to go in here.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 27
Post by: Huckbuck on September 03, 2007, 06:42:34 am
Chapter 29

"No dumb family! Me never liekid you anyway mum, me will climby like heady voicis say!"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic1chap29.png)

"Puh.. it be hurty in me armies to climbylimb...!"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic2chap29.png)

"Luk, the housey thing is all burney stuff!"

Inventory:

Wearing: Unbuttoned Black coat
Pockets: 1 Piece of meat, piece of wood (bloody), Ugraalh Token (stone horse), Greasy Rug
Hands: Glowing Key
Other: nothing

Status:

Health: 100% (Regenerated, somehow)
Fatigue: 70% (12%) (The orange number is the current number, but if Burke rest he can regenerate to a maximum of 70%. To get to 100% he needs to sleep)
Mood: curious, scared
Hunger (0-10): 1
Other: -

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 100%) (!)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (80%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (30%)
Trading items may pay off (7%)
Lookthrough walls are useful(10%)
Burney stuff kills(100%) (!)
Brutality pays off!(82%)
Rug is the brown squary thing that saved me!(65%)
Always keep weapon close(80%)
rock horsey kick but(100%)(!)
MANBOOBS!!! (82%)

Time of day:

MORNING---DAY---EVENING---NIGHT---
--|-----------------------------------
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 29
Post by: Blarg on September 03, 2007, 06:50:37 am
Awww...

Ah well. Go rest or somethin'. Then beat a critter with a sign so youse can eats it.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 29
Post by: The Time Traveller on September 03, 2007, 07:05:47 am
Go down again on the Ladderry thing after joining a pack.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 29
Post by: Yannick on September 03, 2007, 07:13:48 am
Sleep.

Then find bashy stuff.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 29
Post by: drgamer on September 03, 2007, 10:30:15 am
First, find a place where you can easily defend yourself
(Find wally thing or treey thingy)
Rest under it, keeping weapons close
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 29
Post by: Person21 on September 03, 2007, 03:02:28 pm
Hold up the glowing thing and wish for it to take you home.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 29
Post by: Kratok on September 03, 2007, 07:32:28 pm
Wouldn't we wish on the horse? And that wouldn't work anyways since he has none. Second, why the hell does everyone want to fight the creature atleast twice our size that probably has our same or better powers?!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 29
Post by: The Time Traveller on September 03, 2007, 07:33:00 pm
Wouldn't we wish on the horse? And that wouldn't work anyways since he has none. Second, why the hell does everyone want to fight the creature atleast twice our size that probably has our same or better powers?!
So we can INVADE NEW YORK!!!!!!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 29
Post by: Slartibartfast on September 03, 2007, 11:05:45 pm
Find the metal sharpies in the rubble.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 27
Post by: Huckbuck on September 04, 2007, 08:25:54 am
Chapter 30

"Resty? keep wepun close? But me have no wepun to keep close!"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic1chap30.png)

"Findyfind sharpie things? Mkey, then me have a wepun to keep closesy! Uhh.. nuthing here.. just one of them looky things.. uuh.. its bloody!"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic2chap30.png)

"Uhlala!"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic3chap30.png)

"Now me have a sharpiesharpwepun..."

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic4chap30.png)

"Lookie! There be a treey thing me can restyrest by and keep wepun close!"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic5chap30.png)

"Oi! Havu yun seen pruffessor Trodie Ygorr?"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic6chap30.png)

hmm... wut should me say?

Inventory:

Wearing: Unbuttoned Black coat
Pockets: 1 Piece of meat, piece of wood (bloody), Ugraalh Token (stone horse), Greasy Rug
Hands: Glowing Key, Rapier
Other: nothing

Status:

Health: 100% (Regenerated, somehow)
Fatigue: 70% (21%)
Mood: curious
Hunger (0-10): 1
Other: -

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 100%) (!)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (76%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (25%)
Trading items may pay off (3%)
Lookthrough walls are useful(9%)
Burney stuff kills(100%) (!)
Brutality pays off!(80%)
Rug is the brown squary thing that saved me!(61%)
Always keep weapon close(100%)
rock horsey kick but(100%)(!)
MANBOOBS!!! (79%)

Time of day:

MORNING---DAY---EVENING---NIGHT---
---|----------------------------------


Note: Extra big update to celebrate its the 30th chapter!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 30
Post by: Xenomorph on September 04, 2007, 08:43:11 am
go take a nap under the tree, you deserve it buddy! ;)
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 30
Post by: FROMAN on September 04, 2007, 09:08:21 am
you should say not now me sleepy
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 30
Post by: Huckbuck on September 04, 2007, 01:15:36 pm
"not now. me sleepy little midgit"

"Eeh.. This be vurymuch importiant, me have a holy missage frum Ugraahl to the Pruffesor.."
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 30
Post by: Kcronos on September 04, 2007, 01:31:04 pm
Hold up glowy thing, and yell, "I am the chosen one of Ugraahl! Bow down to my manboobs!"
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 30
Post by: Flamester_ on September 04, 2007, 01:51:54 pm
Hold up glowy thing, and yell, "I am the chosen one of Ugraahl! Bow down to my manboobs!"
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 30
Post by: drgamer on September 04, 2007, 02:15:44 pm
Hold up glowy thing, and yell, "I am the chosen one of Ugraahl! Bow down to my manboobs!"
And do a little victory dance thing... (Wiggle manboobs!!)



...That was a sentence I'd never thought I'd ever type...
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 30
Post by: ashevm on September 04, 2007, 03:57:37 pm
Hold up glowy thing, and yell, "I am the chosen one of Ugraahl! Bow down to my manboobs!"

This is a bit irrational, he won't believe, you instead, say: "I not si Pruffesr. Me be chosen of Ugraahl and need sleepy sleep dreamy manboobs!

*Just to seem innocent but as Burke has no social skills, we should tell him exactly what to say*

Oh and we should totally assume the identity of our voices as an irish leprechaun and apparate at his shoulder while telling him to kill the miget with "pointy mutal stuff"...
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 30
Post by: Grazony on September 04, 2007, 05:18:54 pm
This
Hold up glowy thing, and yell, "I am the chosen one of Ugraahl! Bow down to my manboobs!"
And do a little victory dance thing... (Wiggle manboobs!!)



...That was a sentence I'd never thought I'd ever type...
Wiggle them manboobs!

Or this

This is a bit irrational, he won't believe, you instead, say: "I not si Pruffesr. Me be chosen of Ugraahl and need sleepy sleep dreamy manboobs!

*Just to seem innocent but as Burke has no social skills, we should tell him exactly what to say*

Oh and we should totally assume the identity of our voices as an irish leprechaun and apparate at his shoulder while telling him to kill the miget with "pointy mutal stuff"...
I like this one better though.......
>.>
<.<
^.^
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 30
Post by: Blarg on September 04, 2007, 05:24:17 pm
Hold up glowy thing, and yell, "I am the chosen one of Ugraahl! Bow down to my manboobs!"
And do a little victory dance thing... (Wiggle manboobs!!)



...That was a sentence I'd never thought I'd ever type...
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 30
Post by: shadowlord18 on September 04, 2007, 06:06:24 pm
i am the chosen of Ugraahl take me to him after rest

and no i don't
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 30
Post by: Slartibartfast on September 04, 2007, 10:05:39 pm
Tell him that the Professor was playing with your horsie and blew up.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 30
Post by: ashevm on September 05, 2007, 04:04:00 am
The course this game is taking will make it a "lazer collection 2"....mbutwithout the spiderman thingy.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 27
Post by: Huckbuck on September 10, 2007, 11:18:16 am
Chapter 31

"Me gunna restyrest now so you jus' shutubb!"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic1chap31.png)

"An donn move!"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic2chap31.png)

"ZzZzZzzzzzzzz"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic3chap31.png)

*Yawn*

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic4chap31.png)

"Pliis tella me bout wera tha professur is now! Do yu knowyknow? Hurrie, maybe me be late allreadie!!!"


Inventory:

Wearing: Unbuttoned Black coat
Pockets: 1 Piece of meat, piece of wood (bloody), Ugraalh Token (stone horse), Greasy Rug
Hands: Glowing Key, Rapier
Other: nothing

Status:

Health: 100%
Fatigue: 100%
Mood: curious
Hunger (0-10): 3
Other: -

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 100%) (!)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (73%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (22%)
Trading items may pay off (2%)
Lookthrough walls are useful(5%)
Burney stuff kills(100%) (!)
Brutality pays off!(76%)
Rug is the brown squary thing that saved me!(58%)
Always keep weapon close(97%)
rock horsey kick but(100%)(!)
MANBOOBS!!! (77%)

Time of day:

MORNING---DAY---EVENING---NIGHT---
--------|-----------------------------


Note: Sorry for not updating during the weekend.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 30
Post by: Plank of Wood on September 10, 2007, 11:20:46 am
Say "Me no no-no, he fell down hole-hole"
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 31
Post by: Yannick on September 10, 2007, 11:21:40 am
Say: "Heesa went down a hole-hole"
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 31
Post by: Plank of Wood on September 10, 2007, 11:23:46 am
"Give me gum gum, dum dum"
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 31
Post by: Blarg on September 10, 2007, 01:09:05 pm
"ME CHOZEND UB ULGRAAH!"
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 31
Post by: Slartibartfast on September 11, 2007, 01:51:40 am
"He play with my horsie and blow up.  You not smell him?"
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 27
Post by: Huckbuck on September 11, 2007, 07:37:52 am
Chapter 32

"Uuuh.. deesa pruffessur playid with me stoneyhorsey and blew up an went down de holeyholethingy.."

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic1chap32.png)

"Look! He play with my horsie and blow up.  You not smell him?"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic2chap32.png)

"Yea me do smell him.. huu so thee pruffessur is dead.. that be not good news.. but you said he had stoney horse? That musta be one ofa them Ugraahl tokens, that is very good newsas! Very good indeed..."

(mumbleling)"hmm... thisa might be a big step in da struggle 'gainst Ugraahl... maybe there IS hope afterall.. I should trya tha get me hands on the token.."

"Wassa you said?"

Inventory:

Wearing: Unbuttoned Black coat
Pockets: 1 Piece of meat, piece of wood (bloody), Ugraalh Token (stone horse), Greasy Rug
Hands: Glowing Key, Rapier
Other: nothing

Status:

Health: 100%
Fatigue: 98%
Mood: curious
Hunger (0-10): 3
Other: -

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 100%) (!)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (70%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (20%)
Trading items may pay off (1%) (This memory will dissapear next chapter if Burke isnt reminded of it)
Lookthrough walls are useful(3%)
Burney stuff kills(100%) (!)
Brutality pays off!(74%)
Rug is the brown squary thing that saved me!(55%)
Always keep weapon close(96%)
rock horsey kick but(100%)(!)
MANBOOBS!!! (73%)

Time of day:

MORNING---DAY---EVENING---NIGHT---
---------|----------------------------


Note: Sorry for not updating during the weekend.

[/quote]
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 32
Post by: Yannick on September 11, 2007, 08:50:29 am
Trading may pay off. Try to get something for it. If he tries to steal the token yell: ME BE CHOSEN OF UGRAAHL
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 32
Post by: Grazony on September 11, 2007, 01:00:19 pm
He is trying to steal your horsie. Yell ME BE CHOSEN OF UGRAAHL and kill him! >:(
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 32
Post by: Blarg on September 11, 2007, 01:53:50 pm
He is trying to steal your horsie. Yell ME BE CHOSEN OF UGRAAHL and kill him! >:(
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 32
Post by: Veraal on September 11, 2007, 02:21:53 pm
Hold yer horses. Ask gently: what be ughraal? Me helpy help you perhapsy? [/lie]
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 27
Post by: Huckbuck on September 12, 2007, 01:31:09 pm
Chapter 33

"Hmm voices say many things wuta should me do?.."

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic1chap33.png)

"Hmm wait a minute.."

"Oi! Dint you say you had the stoneyhorsey maybe if you-

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic2chap33.png)

"Brutalility paya off!"

(mumbleling)"GAAAH.... un.."

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic3chap33.png)
*DUNDUUUN*

"lookielookie, me hava glowing paper!"

Inventory:

Wearing: Unbuttoned Black coat
Pockets: 1 Piece of meat, piece of wood (bloody), Ugraalh Token (stone horse), Greasy Rug, glowing key
Hands: Glowing paper, Rapier
Other: nothing

Status:

Health: 100%
Fatigue: 91%
Mood: curious
Hunger (0-10): 3
Other: -

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 100%) (!)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (67%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (16%)
Lookthrough walls are useful(3%)
Burney stuff kills(100%) (!)
Brutality pays off!(100%)
Rug is the brown squary thing that saved me!(53%)
Always keep weapon close(94%)
rock horsey kick but(100%)(!)
MANBOOBS!!! (71%)

Time of day:

MORNING---DAY---EVENING---NIGHT---
----------|---------------------------

Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 33
Post by: Flamester_ on September 12, 2007, 01:42:52 pm
Open up the scroll and let us see it.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 33
Post by: martyk on September 12, 2007, 01:45:02 pm
Yay brutality!

Now, unrolls the paper and lookin it so wes can sees it.  Then wes tells you what it sayin.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 33
Post by: Veraal on September 12, 2007, 01:51:36 pm
*forehead slap*

Wait, that glowing parchment seems suspicious... maybe its something the dude needed to "dispel" or whatever the statue thing.
If you opens it, it will POKE YOUR EYES OUT.

Keep it, and search for the statue thing.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 33
Post by: Blarg on September 12, 2007, 06:58:57 pm
Open the paper, and ask it where to get foody-food.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 33
Post by: drgamer on September 12, 2007, 08:47:06 pm
And remember, NO rippy rippy the paper, if it's not useful to you, another guy might tradey trade for stuffy stuff
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 27
Post by: Huckbuck on September 13, 2007, 12:24:52 am
Chapter 34

"No ripping? oooh... ok  then me just gonna open the..

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic1chap34.png)

"wutta you doing you dumb notethingy!.."

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic2chap34.png)

"Oi yu! come back ere or me will trowa sharpy stuff on ya!"


Inventory:

Wearing: Unbuttoned Black coat
Pockets: 1 Piece of meat, piece of wood (bloody), Ugraalh Token (stone horse), Greasy Rug, glowing key
Hands: Rapier
Other: nothing

Status:

Health: 100%
Fatigue: 87%
Mood: curious, angry
Hunger (0-10): 4
Other: -

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 100%) (!)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (64%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (13%)
Lookthrough walls are useful(1%)
Burney stuff kills(100%) (!)
Brutality pays off!(99%)
Rug is the brown squary thing that saved me!(52%)
Always keep weapon close(91%)
rock horsey kick but(100%)(!)
MANBOOBS!!! (68%)

Time of day:

MORNING---DAY---EVENING---NIGHT---
-----------|--------------------------


Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 33
Post by: Slartibartfast on September 13, 2007, 02:25:47 am
Oh no!  The note says Ugraalh wants to make you fall into burney stuff.  You should go stop him.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 33
Post by: Huckbuck on September 13, 2007, 05:24:48 am
"Gaaah! Noo not burney stuff! Me gunna stopa 'im... but 'ow?"
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 33
Post by: Yannick on September 13, 2007, 08:12:14 am
Meesa be chosen of ugraalh, fly after that piece of paper, catch it, and then kick his ass.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 33
Post by: Slartibartfast on September 15, 2007, 12:28:45 am
Take the note to the big guy down the latter.  Toss it to him and run away.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 33
Post by: martyk on September 15, 2007, 06:43:51 am
Ya, grabby da paper and bring it to big scary guy down in hole.  He mabey give you candies for you's helps.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 27
Post by: Huckbuck on September 18, 2007, 07:16:23 am
Chapter 35

"Oi come down yuu noteythingy! or me come up to you!.."

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic1chap35.png)

"Oi look! It wurkid!Down to tha big scary guy nuw.."


LATER:

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic2chap35.png)

"Big guy! have a look on theesa note! now I run away on ya!"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic2chap28.png)

"WEEEEEEE!"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic3chap35.png)

"HEY YOU, TROD! GET BACK HERE, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS, THIS MIGHT BE CRITICAL"

Inventory:

Wearing: Unbuttoned Black coat
Pockets: 1 Piece of meat, piece of wood (bloody), Ugraalh Token (stone horse), Greasy Rug, glowing key
Hands: Rapier
Other: nothing

Status:

Health: 100%
Fatigue: 77%
Mood: curious, scared
Hunger (0-10): 5
Other: -

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 100%) (!)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (62%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (11%)
Burney stuff kills(100%) (!)
Brutality pays off!(97%)
Rug is the brown squary thing that saved me!(50%)
Always keep weapon close(87%)
rock horsey kick but(100%)(!)
MANBOOBS!!! (63%)

Time of day:

MORNING---DAY---EVENING---NIGHT---
-------------|------------------------


Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 35
Post by: Plank of Wood on September 18, 2007, 08:22:37 am
Say "Yes, did I ever mentoin how big and strong you look, you must be good with the ladies of Tygorr."
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 35
Post by: Veraal on September 18, 2007, 11:53:29 am
Yes, he will teach us the knowledge of hooking up.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 35
Post by: Grazony on September 18, 2007, 04:33:07 pm
Say "Yes, did I ever mentoin how big and strong you look, you must be good with the ladies of Tygorr."
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 35
Post by: Blarg on September 18, 2007, 06:17:01 pm
Say "Yes, did I ever mentoin how big and strong you look, you must be good with the ladies of Tygorr."
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 35
Post by: shadowlord18 on September 18, 2007, 08:13:31 pm
go back and listen carefuly
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 35
Post by: Slartibartfast on September 18, 2007, 11:45:59 pm
Say "Yes, did I ever mentoin how big and strong you look, you must be good with the ladies of Tygorr."
Sure.  Why not?  It'll make as much sense as anything else we've done.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 27
Post by: Huckbuck on September 20, 2007, 07:46:00 am
Chapter 36

"Gooda witha ladies? Wuzza been ladies? naa me go an lissin carefullily inztead!.."

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic1chap37.png)

"Hmm.. me usea key to glowie me way so me can see bigscaryguy an runnarun iffa he get scariescary"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic2chap37.png)

"Wuzza you want?!"


"AS I SAID THIS MIGHT BE CRITICAL. UGRAALH IS A GODKING IN THE SPHERE OF THE GUNGARS, RIGHT NEXT TO THE SPHERE IM GUARDING, THE SPHERE OF EARTH. MY MASTER, THE GREAT PROFESSORTROD YGORR CREATED ME TO GUARD EARTH FROM THE GREEDY UGRAALH WHO WANTS TO CONQUER AS MUCH LAND AS POSSIBLE SO HE GETS MORE WORSHIPPERS. TO ENCHANCE THE POWER OF HIS ARMIES HE GAVE THEM POWERFULL TOKENS THE PROFESSOR TOLD ME, THEESE HAVE A SECRET TROD SOCIETY CALLED "GHIKIM" STEAL OR DESTROY. THERE ARE 7 TOKENS IN TOTAL, 1 OF WHICH HAVE BEEN DESTROYED, 3 WITH KNOWN LOCATIONS BUT 3 WHICH ARE SPREAD OVER THE THREE SPHERES, SOME POSSESED BY GUNGAR LEADERS, BUT THERE ARE ATLEAST ONE THAT IS LOST. WITH THEESE TOKENS THE GUNGAR ARMY CAN TRAVEL THE REVERSED WAY THROUGH THE SPHEREPORTAL AND INVADE THE SPHERE OF TRODORIA. I AM NOT ABLE TO DO ANYTHING SINCE IM A GUARDIAN AND I HAVE A SPELL ON ME THAT BINDS ME TO THIS ROOM UNTILL THE CASTER OR THE ONE WHO DEFEATS HIM FREES ME. WILL YOU HELP ME?"

hmm.. me dint get it.. wuzza do ya headdy voicis say?

Inventory:

Wearing: Unbuttoned Black coat
Pockets: 1 Piece of meat, piece of wood (bloody), Ugraalh Token (stone horse), Greasy Rug, glowing key
Hands: Rapier
Other: nothing

Status:

Health: 100%
Fatigue: 75%
Mood: curious, confused
Hunger (0-10): 5
Other: -

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 100%) (!)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (60%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (9%)
Burney stuff kills(100%) (!)
Brutality pays off!(96%)
Rug is the brown squary thing that saved me!(46%)
Always keep weapon close(81%)
rock horsey kick but(100%)(!)
MANBOOBS!!! (61%)
Glowing Stuff repells dark stuff (100%)

Time of day:

MORNING---DAY---EVENING---NIGHT---
--------------|-----------------------




NOTE: I only listened to shadow, since I dont do ANYTHING you tell me, not all the stupid meaningless stuff, only most of it ;):P
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 36
Post by: Yannick on September 20, 2007, 07:48:14 am
Show him the Ughraalh token, and ask him what to do with it.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 36
Post by: Grazony on September 20, 2007, 10:14:30 am
Show him the Ughraalh token, and ask him what to do with it.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 36
Post by: Slartibartfast on September 20, 2007, 11:12:23 am
Show him the Ughraalh token, and ask him what to do with it.
Show him the glowing key as well.  Remember the cover story -- Lab Accident.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 36
Post by: Veraal on September 20, 2007, 12:10:09 pm
ask 'im fer any help. ask 'im if there be a wise man 'o can hulp ye.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 27
Post by: Huckbuck on September 20, 2007, 12:51:49 pm
Chapter 37

"Uuh.. me hava thisa stonethingy that make me manboobies shootieshoot and me eyes like burney stuff!"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic1chap375.png)

"Hmm.. it be glowing... it dont use to be glowingy thing... Oh! and me ave glowing metalthingy uhm... uh... a... keei! Wuzza is it used for? It be good stuff innit?"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic2chap375.png)

"OH DEAR TROD! WHERE DID YOU GET THAT TOKEN? IT MUST BE ONE OF THE LOST ONES... THE KEY I DONT KNOW ABOUT, IT MIGHT BE SOME SORT OF SPHERETRAVELING DEVICE, I HAVE HEARD OF ITEMS LIKE THAT BEFORE..."

"uhm.. mesa mind cannot remembur wera me find theese stoney thing... me have had it for a looooongylong time me think...what do you think me shalla do witha theese stuff?"

"LEAVE THE TOKEN AND THE KEY TO THE PROFESSOR SO HE CAN EXAMINE THEM CLOSELY, WE MIGHT USE THEM IN OUR STRUGGLE AGAINST UGRAALH..."

"Oh ye... me forgott... tha professur be deadydead... lab... lab-bacidnent me think.. Do ya know if there be a wise man 'o can hulp mee.?"

"IS YGORR DEAD? THATS BAD NEWS. REALLY BAD... HMMM ANOTHER WISE MAN YOU SAY? WHEN I THINK OF IT YGORR USED TO TALK ABOUT A MAN WHOM HE DID NOT LIKE, BUT HE STILL ADMIRED HIS KNOWLEDGE OF ARTIFACTS ASWELL AS ALCHEMY, HE SAID HE LIVED IN A TOWER.. TO THE WEST I THINK, MAYBE YOU SHOULD SEEK HIM UP, GHUNGAACK WAS HIS NAME IF I RECALL CORECTLY..."

me leave at once!

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic3chap275.png)

hmm.. west he say?

Inventory:

Wearing: Unbuttoned Black coat
Pockets: 1 Piece of meat, piece of wood (bloody), Ugraalh Token (stone horse), Greasy Rug, glowing key
Hands: Rapier
Other: nothing

Status:

Health: 100%
Fatigue: 72%
Mood: curious, confused
Hunger (0-10): 5
Other: -

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 100%) (!)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (56%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (4%)
Burney stuff kills(100%) (!)
Brutality pays off!(90%)
Rug is the brown squary thing that saved me!(42%)
Always keep weapon close(80%)
rock horsey kick but(100%)(!)
MANBOOBS!!! (80%)
Glowing Stuff repells dark stuff (99%)
Dont kill smart people (100%)

Time of day:

MORNING---DAY---EVENING---NIGHT---
---------------|----------------------



Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 37
Post by: Grazony on September 20, 2007, 01:28:32 pm
Yes west....FINLAND!!!!!!!!



OH DEAR TROD! Can I sig this?
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 37
Post by: Plank of Wood on September 20, 2007, 01:30:03 pm
Go towards the big shiney sky lighty.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 37
Post by: Yannick on September 20, 2007, 01:36:29 pm
Kill yourself, you killed a god, congratulations.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 37
Post by: shadowlord18 on September 20, 2007, 02:39:27 pm
go west
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 37
Post by: Huckbuck on September 20, 2007, 10:49:54 pm
OH DEAR TROD! Can I sig this?

Go ahead! ;) Update when Im back from school, in about 7 hours...
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 27
Post by: Huckbuck on September 21, 2007, 07:36:13 am
Chapter 38

"hum? killa self!? Noo me wanna not die! me go west istead!"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic1chap38.png)

"Oi.. me gunaa hava to walkiewalk long.."

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic2chap38.png)


"Oi! that be a BIIIG rock! Dear mother of trods me say! howa should me reach tha towery thinghouse on top?"



Inventory:

Wearing: Unbuttoned Black coat
Pockets: 1 Piece of meat, piece of wood (bloody), Ugraalh Token (stone horse), Greasy Rug, Rapier
Hands: glowing key
Other: nothing

Status:

Health: 100%
Fatigue: 72% (60%)
Mood: curious, confused
Hunger (0-10): 6
Other: -

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 100%) (!)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (100%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (3%)
Burney stuff kills(100%) (!)
Brutality pays off!(87%)
Rug is the brown squary thing that saved me!(41%)
Always keep weapon close(78%)
rock horsey kick but(100%)(!)
MANBOOBS!!! (79%)
Glowing Stuff repells dark stuff (96%)
Dont kill smart people (99%)

Time of day:

MORNING---DAY---EVENING---NIGHT---
-----------------|--------------------




Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 27
Post by: Plank of Wood on September 21, 2007, 08:09:38 am
Dont kill smart people (99%)


Yes.


Sleep next to that rock.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 27
Post by: Slartibartfast on September 21, 2007, 08:12:40 am
Go around to the other side of the hill (giant brown rock) and go up the slope.

There will be cake at the top of the hill.

Chant "GHIKIM" holding the glowing key as you go.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 38
Post by: The Time Traveller on September 21, 2007, 02:16:59 pm
See if the residents have the Elephant potion I mentioned earlier that !s all memories.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 27
Post by: Grazony on September 21, 2007, 05:24:10 pm
Dont kill smart people (99%)


Yes.


Sleep next to that rock.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 38
Post by: Lualmoba on September 21, 2007, 10:06:16 pm
Look for a sign to bang. He is about to lose that memory.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 38
Post by: shadowlord18 on September 21, 2007, 10:49:54 pm
look around the big rock their may be stairs or some thing on the other side
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 38
Post by: ashevm on September 22, 2007, 01:31:24 am
Climbey, clibey!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 38
Post by: Huckbuck on September 24, 2007, 06:46:37 am
Chapter 39

"Check behinda rock? Which rock? oh, here be a rock! Me check behind it..."

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic1chap39.png)

"nuthing here.. then wut? Sleepyresty? great!"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic2chap39.png)

"zzzzzzZZZZZzzzz"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic3chap39.png)

"Ok, nuw go round hill? Mkey.. Look wuts that? some tree thingy it mu.."

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic4chap39.png)

"OH MY FLIPPIN TROD! it... it be a... a signythingything!"


Inventory:

Wearing: Unbuttoned Black coat
Pockets: 1 Piece of meat, piece of wood (bloody), Ugraalh Token (stone horse), Greasy Rug, Rapier, glowing key
Hands: -
Other: nothing

Status:

Health: 100%
Fatigue: 100%
Mood: curious, in love
Hunger (0-10): 6
Other: -

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 100%) (!)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (98%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (100%)
Burney stuff kills(100%) (!)
Brutality pays off!(85%)
Rug is the brown squary thing that saved me!(40%)
Always keep weapon close(74%)
rock horsey kick but(100%)(!)
MANBOOBS!!! (77%)
Glowing Stuff repells dark stuff (94%)
Dont kill smart people (100%)

Time of day:

MORNING---DAY---EVENING---NIGHT---
--------------------|-----------------




Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 39
Post by: Plank of Wood on September 24, 2007, 07:26:00 am
Pick it up and streak with it.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 39
Post by: Xenomorph on September 24, 2007, 07:29:20 am
first check what the sign says. then, take the sign and seek for a route up the mountain!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 39
Post by: Plank of Wood on September 24, 2007, 07:33:08 am
The sign says "Pick me up and streak with me"
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 39
Post by: Xenomorph on September 24, 2007, 07:40:21 am
you really like manboobs do you....
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 39
Post by: Slartibartfast on September 24, 2007, 07:59:09 am
Approach the sign slowly.  You don't want to scare it away. 
Make sure it's a female sign before you profess your love for it.

Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 39
Post by: Yannick on September 24, 2007, 09:06:21 am
Approach the sign slowly.  You don't want to scare it away. 
Make sure it's a female sign before you profess your love for it.


Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 39
Post by: Plank of Wood on September 24, 2007, 11:13:28 am
Approach the sign slowly.  You don't want to scare it away. 
Make sure it's a female sign before you profess your love for it.




I'm so badly gonna sig that.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 39
Post by: Huckbuck on September 24, 2007, 12:05:05 pm
Approach the sign slowly.  You don't want to scare it away. 
Make sure it's a female sign before you profess your love for it.



Haha lol  :D

Burke is Signophilic I think...  :P
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 39
Post by: Doctor Z on September 24, 2007, 01:00:04 pm
>.> Do what they said.

*Image* Trod-Sign hybrid babies. Meeeeep!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 39
Post by: Yannick on September 24, 2007, 01:16:22 pm
Burke is sigillophillic!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 39
Post by: Grazony on September 24, 2007, 02:40:42 pm
Approach the sign slowly.  You don't want to scare it away. 
Make sure it's a female sign before you profess your love for it.


Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 39
Post by: Blarg on September 24, 2007, 04:29:24 pm
Approach the sign slowly.  You don't want to scare it away. 
Make sure it's a female sign before you profess your love for it.


Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 39
Post by: Doctor Z on September 24, 2007, 05:04:57 pm
Approach the sign slowly.  You don't want to scare it away. 
Make sure it's a male sign before you profess your love for it.


>.>
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 38
Post by: Huckbuck on September 25, 2007, 08:29:47 am
Chapter 40

"Meaka sure izza female?..."

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic1chap40.png)

"Howa doess me know it be a girlythingy?"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic2chap40.png)

"Me slowly aropchochr it..."

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic3chap40.png)

"Hmm.. me cannit readyread signy letterthingys.. wuzza it says? Be it girlygirl sign me can makea sweet luv witha?"


Inventory:

Wearing: Unbuttoned Black coat
Pockets: 1 Piece of meat, piece of wood (bloody), Ugraalh Token (stone horse), Greasy Rug, Rapier, glowing key
Hands: -
Other: nothing

Status:

Health: 100%
Fatigue: 98%
Mood: curious, in love
Hunger (0-10): 6
Other: -

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 100%) (!)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (97%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (100%)
Burney stuff kills(100%) (!)
Brutality pays off!(83%)
Rug is the brown squary thing that saved me!(35%)
Always keep weapon close(71%)
rock horsey kick but(100%)(!)
MANBOOBS!!! (71%)
Glowing Stuff repells dark stuff (92%)
Dont kill smart people (99%)

Time of day:

MORNING---DAY---EVENING---NIGHT---
---------------------|----------------



Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 40
Post by: Yannick on September 25, 2007, 09:13:58 am
I'm sure it's female.

After making, sweet, sweet love, sleep next to her, like a man!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 40
Post by: Slartibartfast on September 25, 2007, 10:14:25 pm
Profess your love for the sign.  Then take it into the nearby cave for some "privacy."
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 40
Post by: blitzonator on September 26, 2007, 08:59:07 am
She wants you to go into the cave that has CANDY!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 40
Post by: Blarg on September 26, 2007, 09:28:36 am
She wants you to go into the cave that has CANDY!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 40
Post by: Xenomorph on September 27, 2007, 11:20:26 am
Oh when youíre down and youíre looking for some cheering up
Then just head right on up to the candy mountain cave
When you get inside you find yourself a cheery land
Such a happy and joy filled and perky merry land
Theyíve got lollipops and gummidrops and candy things
Oh so many things that will brighten up your day
Itís impossible to wear a frown in candy town
Itís the neck of lovely candy cave
Theyíve got jellybeans and coconut with little hats
Candy rats, chocolate bats, itís a wonderland of sweets
Buy the candy train to town and hear the candy band
Candy bells, itís a treat, as they march across the land
Cherry ribbon stream across the sky and to the ground
Turn around, it astounds, itís a dancing candy treat
In the candy cave imagination runs so free
So now Burke please will you go into the cave
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 40
Post by: Danzik on September 27, 2007, 12:50:44 pm
Enter the cave of not coolness
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 38
Post by: Huckbuck on September 27, 2007, 01:27:03 pm
Chapter 41

"Izzit female? yay!"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic1chap41.png)

"Hmmmm!"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic2chap41.png)

"Me lova you!..."

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic3chap41.png)

"There be cavey of not coolness, but thera be them gitters boss!"


Inventory:

Wearing: Unbuttoned Black coat
Pockets: 1 Piece of meat, piece of wood (bloody), Ugraalh Token (stone horse), Greasy Rug, Rapier, glowing key
Hands: -
Other: Female Sign (laying nearby)

Status:

Health: 100%
Fatigue: 75%
Mood: curious, in love
Hunger (0-10): 6
Other: -

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 100%) (!)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (96%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (100%)
Burney stuff kills(100%) (!)
Brutality pays off!(82%)
Rug is the brown squary thing that saved me!(33%)
Always keep weapon close(70%)
rock horsey kick but(100%)(!)
MANBOOBS!!! (69%)
Glowing Stuff repells dark stuff (89%)
Dont kill smart people (97%)

Time of day:

MORNING---DAY---EVENING---NIGHT---
----------------------|---------------




Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 41
Post by: SoulChaser on September 27, 2007, 05:30:56 pm
take a medium long walkywalky to get up the hill, the cave is in, from the back, the badbad guardians can't see you...
then throw the sign upon the one....she wants to help you.....and you jump upon the other one
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 41
Post by: Blarg on September 27, 2007, 06:35:54 pm
take a medium long walkywalky to get up the hill, the cave is in, from the back, the badbad guardians can't see you...
then throw the sign upon the one....she wants to help you.....and you jump upon the other one

Then draw a smiley face on the sign with the enemie's blood!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 38
Post by: Huckbuck on September 28, 2007, 08:27:46 am
Chapter 42

"Take a walkiewalkie? Ok.. me sneaky!"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic1chap42.png)

"sneak.... sneak.... "

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic2chap42.png)

"Oi, yee lad! Wuzza you duin round deeza cave wut? You be intrudar innit?"

"Lookie! A halfieblud!"


Inventory:

Wearing: Unbuttoned Black coat
Pockets: 1 Piece of meat, piece of wood (bloody), Ugraalh Token (stone horse), Greasy Rug, Rapier, glowing key
Hands: -
Other: Female Sign (laying nearby)

Status:

Health: 100%
Fatigue: 74%
Mood: curious, in love
Hunger (0-10): 6
Other: -

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 100%) (!)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (94%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (100%)
Burney stuff kills(100%) (!)
Brutality pays off!(76%)
Rug is the brown squary thing that saved me!(31%)
Always keep weapon close(65%)
rock horsey kick but(100%)(!)
MANBOOBS!!! (63%)
Glowing Stuff repells dark stuff (84%)
Dont kill smart people (95%)

Time of day:

MORNING---DAY---EVENING---NIGHT---
-----------------------|--------------



Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 42
Post by: Blarg on September 28, 2007, 08:56:38 am
Commence the banging of the sign!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 42
Post by: Haseri on September 28, 2007, 09:01:06 am
This is a very wierd place, these forums.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 42
Post by: SoulChaser on September 28, 2007, 09:56:38 am
yes....remember.....bang with sign and manboobs.......
he called you halfblood........he must be bad guy, wants to hurt you
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 42
Post by: Yannick on September 28, 2007, 10:32:39 am
No, you called him a halfblood.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 42
Post by: shadowlord18 on September 28, 2007, 06:24:24 pm
see if can do up you shirt the bash with sign
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 42
Post by: Huckbuck on September 29, 2007, 04:42:38 am
"Do up me shirt? Wuzza you mean?"
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 42
Post by: Yannick on September 29, 2007, 06:34:10 am
BANG WITH SIGN FTW!!!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 42
Post by: shadowlord18 on September 29, 2007, 08:53:33 pm
ok on one side of you shirt there buttons on the other sider are wholes

carefuly make sure the last button in the last hole and place the button in the hole and redo it until your buttoned up
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 38
Post by: Huckbuck on September 30, 2007, 03:56:37 am
Chapter 43

"Bang witha sign FTW?.... oh yea, OI BANG WITH SIGN FTW!"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic1chap43.png)

"first alfblud deadydead! "

"Gaaargh!"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic2chap43.png)

"Other halfblud dead!"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic3chap43.png)

"Hmm? button.. in holeythingy? and redo.... an redo..."

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic4chap43.png)

"Now me is buttoned up! Oi... me tummy be making them growling noisis agein, he want some of them foody stuff innit? But.. whut was I doin?...."

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic5chap43.png)

"Oi yea! Noncooly cave!"

Inventory:

Wearing: badly buttoned Black coat
Pockets: 1 Piece of meat, piece of wood (bloody), Ugraalh Token (stone horse), Greasy Rug, Rapier, glowing key
Hands: Female Sign 
Other: -

Status:

Health: 100%
Fatigue: 70% (50%)
Mood: amused, curious, in love
Hunger (0-10): 7
Other: -

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 100%) (!)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (92%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (100%)
Burney stuff kills(100%) (!)
Brutality pays off!(74%)
Rug is the brown squary thing that saved me!(28%)
Always keep weapon close(61%)
rock horsey kick but(100%)(!)
MANBOOBS!!! (62%)
Glowing Stuff repells dark stuff (82%)
Dont kill smart people (93%)

Time of day:

MORNING---DAY---EVENING---NIGHT---
------------------------|-------------

Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 42
Post by: Slartibartfast on September 30, 2007, 03:59:22 am
You forgot to check if they were smart before you killed them!

Well, what is done is done. Eat them.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 43
Post by: Huckbuck on September 30, 2007, 04:01:02 am
"Oh noeses! Maybe them wera gods of awesum power to!... but I dunno how to check ifa gitters is them smarty..."
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 43
Post by: Blarg on September 30, 2007, 05:53:58 am
To know if they are smart, just star banging with sign! If they're smart, they'll get outta the way!  :D

Also, go into ZE CAVE!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 43
Post by: Yannick on September 30, 2007, 07:45:02 am
Eat their brains to become smarter!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 43
Post by: The Time Traveller on September 30, 2007, 07:48:12 am
How about you look at the sign for advice on what to do with the bodies?
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 43
Post by: FROMAN on September 30, 2007, 08:31:04 am
what happened to your savey rug anyways?
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 43
Post by: Xenomorph on September 30, 2007, 08:34:59 am
into the candy mountain candy cave!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 43
Post by: SoulChaser on September 30, 2007, 08:58:53 am
make sure smell of  your peace of meat is still good and eat it......then go into cave....and take the dead one with you
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 43
Post by: PikMini on September 30, 2007, 11:01:02 am
Try and forage for some food in the dirt, there is worms maybe..
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 43
Post by: Huckbuck on September 30, 2007, 11:01:38 am
what happened to your savey rug anyways?

I be putt it in me pocket cause it wuz in the way all the time..
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 43
Post by: Yannick on September 30, 2007, 12:43:36 pm
Braaaaiiinnns! Eat them!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 38
Post by: Huckbuck on October 01, 2007, 01:04:22 pm
Chapter 44

"Eat!? YUMMIE!!"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic2chap44.png)

"Ohhh... brains...!!"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic1chap44.png)

"guh..!"

LATER:

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic3chap44.png)

"Oi.. enter tha candycave.. me se aint no candy innit? Wunna ma gonna do yup? *BURP* huhuhuhu me be full of brainy stuff"

Inventory:

Wearing: badly buttoned Black coat
Pockets: 1 Piece of meat, piece of wood (bloody), Ugraalh Token (stone horse), Greasy Rug, Rapier, glowing key
Hands: Female Sign 
Other: -

Status:

Health: 100%
Fatigue: 68% (62%)
Mood: amused, curious
Hunger (0-10): 0
Other: -

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 100%) (!)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (90%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (98%)
Burney stuff kills(100%) (!)
Brutality pays off!(72%)
Rug is the brown squary thing that saved me!(100%)
Always keep weapon close(58%)
rock horsey kick but(100%)(!)
MANBOOBS!!! (60%)
Glowing Stuff repells dark stuff (82%)
Dont kill smart people (91%)
Brains = Yumyum (100%)

Time of day:

MORNING---DAY---EVENING---NIGHT---
--------------------------|-----------


Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 44
Post by: Grazony on October 01, 2007, 01:15:44 pm
You need sleep now.....sleep.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 44
Post by: Blarg on October 01, 2007, 02:16:12 pm
Then run into the cave, swinging ths sign randomly and dangerously!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 44
Post by: Slartibartfast on October 01, 2007, 10:52:38 pm
Then run into the cave, swinging ths sign randomly and dangerously!
Do that  first then go to sleep.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 44
Post by: Veraal on October 03, 2007, 11:16:59 am
Am I the only person who thinks that even though Burke has eaten a brain... he is still amused?
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 38
Post by: Huckbuck on October 03, 2007, 01:11:27 pm
Chapter 45

"uhm... 'itt in tha air? Mkey... take thut stupid air!!!"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic1chap45.png)

"huh!! Me dun hit anystuff"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic2chap45.png)

"Oi! A glowythingy thing! me walkiewalk t'wards it.."

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic3chap45.png)

"Lookie! One offa um tasty dudes froma down there ya know!"

"Gebba uut oaa eeere!"

Inventory:

Wearing: badly buttoned Black coat
Pockets: 1 Piece of meat, piece of wood (bloody), Ugraalh Token (stone horse), Greasy Rug, Rapier, glowing key
Hands: Female Sign 
Other: -

Status:

Health: 100%
Fatigue: 65%
Mood: amused, curious
Hunger (0-10): 0
Other: cant see much

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 100%) (!)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (87%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (100%)
Burney stuff kills(100%) (!)
Brutality pays off!(70%)
Rug is the brown squary thing that saved me!(98%)
Always keep weapon close(56%)
rock horsey kick but(100%)(!)
MANBOOBS!!! (59%)
Glowing Stuff repells dark stuff (100%)
Dont kill smart people (87%)
Brains = Yumyum (99%)

Time of day:

MORNING---DAY---EVENING---NIGHT---
---------------------------|----------


Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 45
Post by: SoulChaser on October 03, 2007, 01:28:39 pm
tell him u need to peee....you lookylooky for toilett
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 45
Post by: Blarg on October 03, 2007, 07:05:48 pm
Bang wif sign eff tee dubbayou!

Den eated 'is brainz.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 45
Post by: Slartibartfast on October 04, 2007, 12:20:25 am
Say "GHIKIM?!  The Beast of Tygorr sent me."
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 45
Post by: Danzik on October 04, 2007, 01:09:47 am
Bang wif sign eff tee dubbayou!

Den eated 'is brainz.
Do this.
:)
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 45
Post by: Yannick on October 05, 2007, 09:19:32 am
Say "GHIKIM?!  The Beast of Tygorr sent me."
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 38
Post by: Huckbuck on October 08, 2007, 01:05:54 pm
Chapter 46

"GHIKIM?! Tha Beast ofa Tygorr sent me."

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic1chap46.png)

"Uhm... Ghikim?"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic2chap46.png)

"Tygorr eaa nieet maashaa!!! Ghikim uea duuo befeea Tygorr!!"

"Well me guess it be time for tha signy bangbang then..."

FIVE SECONDS LATER

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic4chap46.png)

"Yumyummie yumyum! More braaainnnzzz!"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic3chap46.png)

"me keep you shiny hat... but I dont need yo anymore.. byebye little Ghikim...*BURP* uuh.. me tummie is full ofa them brains... me is a bit wierd in me head.."

Inventory:

Wearing: badly buttoned Black coat
Pockets: 1 Piece of meat, piece of wood (bloody), Ugraalh Token (stone horse), Greasy Rug, Rapier, glowing key
Hands: Female Sign 
Other: -

Status:

Health: 100%
Fatigue: 65%
Mood: full up
Hunger (0-10): 0
Other: cant see much

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 100%) (!)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (83%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (100%)
Burney stuff kills(100%) (!)
Brutality pays off!(100%)
Rug is the brown squary thing that saved me!(95%)
Always keep weapon close(52%)
rock horsey kick but(100%)(!)
MANBOOBS!!! (54%)
Glowing Stuff repells dark stuff (100%)
Dont kill smart people (85%)
Brains = Yumyum (100%)

Time of day:

MORNING---DAY---EVENING---NIGHT---
----------------------------|---------

Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 46
Post by: Blarg on October 08, 2007, 01:26:34 pm
Sleepy time. Den, bang wif sign FTW, again!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 46
Post by: Plank of Wood on October 08, 2007, 01:28:05 pm
What did we tell you not to kill?
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 38
Post by: Slartibartfast on October 08, 2007, 11:00:43 pm
"Tygorr eaa nieet maashaa!!! Ghikim uea duuo befeea Tygorr!!"
What?

Put on the glowing crown and continue.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 46
Post by: Yannick on October 09, 2007, 08:35:18 am
finally make sweet sweet loving with the sign.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 38
Post by: Huckbuck on October 10, 2007, 12:43:58 pm
Chapter 47

"Sweet sweet love! Finallies!"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic1chap47.png)

*Obscene "sexy" Trod sounds*

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic2chap47.png)

"Mea lovva yoo Singnerella *kiss* now time for slee..."

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic3chap47.png)

"hum? whos'at!?"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic4chap47.png)

"wo' are you duuin?"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic5chap47.png)

Oh.. ehm... oh.. oh my trod! NO! DONT tell me whuz you are duuin jus' gett outa ere! "

Inventory:

Wearing: badly buttoned Black coat
Pockets: 1 Piece of meat, piece of wood (bloody), Ugraalh Token (stone horse), Greasy Rug, Rapier, glowing key
Hands: - 
Other: Female Sign (hugging)
Status:

Health: 100%
Fatigue: 48%
Mood: full up, in love
Hunger (0-10): 0
Other: -

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 100%) (!)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (80%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (98%)
Burney stuff kills(100%) (!)
Brutality pays off!(99%)
Rug is the brown squary thing that saved me!(94%)
Always keep weapon close(50%)
rock horsey kick but(100%)(!)
MANBOOBS!!! (53%)
Glowing Stuff repells dark stuff (100%)
Dont kill smart people (83%)
Brains = Yumyum (96%)
Smexy sign is smexness (100%)

Time of day:

MORNING---DAY---EVENING---NIGHT---
------------------------------|-------

Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 47
Post by: Plank of Wood on October 10, 2007, 01:34:12 pm
He seems smart, don't kill him, continue with your manboobiness. Ask wether he's that professor guy.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 47
Post by: Blarg on October 10, 2007, 02:19:35 pm
Bang wif sign, if he get's outta the way, it means he's smart. That means he has good-tasting brainz!

Mmm. Brainz.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 47
Post by: Veraal on October 10, 2007, 02:54:49 pm
No.
We must establish a working relationship with someone who lives here.
Ask for his name and tell him you were just lifting your sign, which is in fact your weapon.

if he answers and gives you his name, ask him about this place.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 47
Post by: Danzik on October 10, 2007, 10:02:37 pm
Ask wether he's that professor guy.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 47
Post by: Oviraptor on October 11, 2007, 06:03:35 am
This bring whole new meaning to "Bang with Sign FTW!"
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 38
Post by: Huckbuck on October 11, 2007, 01:02:10 pm
Chapter 48

"hmm ok wull then!"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic1chap48.png)

"If yous dun answer smarty question me will bang yuu oke? Whu is it that 'alfbloods havu strange armsies?"

"Obviously since wes arn't fully Trodsies, only 'alf"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic2chap48.png)

*muttering loud* "Him answered quickish him must know them answere... or he be good lier.. in anyway he have tha be smarty un!"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic3chap48.png)

Wuzza you name? Me wera just... uhmm.. signing my.. lift uhm, who's in fuc't me weapun.

"Whut!? can you saya that agein?"

Inventory:

Wearing: unbuttoned Black coat
Pockets: 1 Piece of meat, piece of wood (bloody), Ugraalh Token (stone horse), Greasy Rug, Rapier, glowing key
Hands: Female Sign
Other: -
Status:

Health: 100%
Fatigue: 43%
Mood:  confused
Hunger (0-10): 0
Other: -

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 100%) (!)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (76%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (98%)
Burney stuff kills(100%) (!)
Brutality pays off!(96%)
Rug is the brown squary thing that saved me!(93%)
Always keep weapon close(47%)
rock horsey kick but(100%)(!)
MANBOOBS!!! (51%)
Glowing Stuff repells dark stuff (100%)
Dont kill smart people (100%)
Brains = Yumyum (94%)
Smexy sign is smexness (100%)

Time of day:

MORNING---DAY---EVENING---NIGHT---
-------------------------------|------





This bring whole new meaning to "Bang with Sign FTW!"

Haha took me a while to get that one.. but when I did, I laughed a lot  :D
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 48
Post by: Slartibartfast on October 12, 2007, 01:06:42 am
Half what?
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 48
Post by: Huckbuck on October 12, 2007, 06:21:26 am
Damit! I was going to make an update now, but I cant since nobody has posted a command...  :(
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 48
Post by: Slartibartfast on October 12, 2007, 06:30:40 am
Ask him:

Half what?  You half trod, what other half?!

What through that doorway?

Where my momma?
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 38
Post by: Huckbuck on October 12, 2007, 06:45:30 am
Chapter 49

"Bah! Dont talkie bout that, nuw answere some of them questions agein aight?"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic1chap49.png)

"Half whuz?  Yousi 'alf trodsie, whutz otha' half?!

Whutz fruogh thu' dooriethingy?

Whera be my mum?"



(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic2chap49.png)

"To tha first questien, obviously wesa is 'alf Ghikim, what else? And thut door leads out, if 'm nut 'rong that be were you came in. And yousa mother? How should me knuw that!?"


Inventory:

Wearing: unbuttoned Black coat
Pockets: 1 Piece of meat, piece of wood (bloody), Ugraalh Token (stone horse), Greasy Rug, Rapier, glowing key
Hands: Female Sign
Other: -
Status:

Health: 100%
Fatigue: 42%
Mood:  confused
Hunger (0-10): 0
Other: -

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 100%) (!)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (100%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (97%)
Burney stuff kills(100%) (!)
Brutality pays off!(94%)
Rug is the brown squary thing that saved me!(91%)
Always keep weapon close(42%)
rock horsey kick but(100%)(!)
MANBOOBS!!! (50%)
Glowing Stuff repells dark stuff (100%)
Dont kill smart people (100%)
Brains = Yumyum (93%)
Smexy sign is smexness (99%)

Time of day:

MORNING---DAY---EVENING---NIGHT---
--------------------------------|-----




Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 48
Post by: Blarg on October 12, 2007, 07:23:28 am
Awrighty. TIme to BANF WIF SIGN EFF TEE DUBBAYOU!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 48
Post by: Plank of Wood on October 12, 2007, 07:26:10 am
No, he's smart, kill him and you've screwed up again.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 48
Post by: Yannick on October 12, 2007, 07:41:32 am
Ask him if he's a descendant of the god Ghikim.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 48
Post by: Slartibartfast on October 12, 2007, 08:47:28 am
Ask him if he wants to make love to your sign. 

If he says yes, kill him.

If he says no, ask him his name and what is going on in this cave.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 48
Post by: Kratok on October 16, 2007, 11:01:02 am
Also ask if hes loyal to Ugrahl or Tygoor
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 48
Post by: Grazony on October 16, 2007, 07:51:02 pm
Also ask if hes loyal to Ugrahl or Tygoor
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 48
Post by: Huckbuck on October 18, 2007, 01:19:01 pm
Sorry for not uppdating in a while, the schooljob has been really to much lately. I probably wont update during the weekend, but by next week I should start update again :P
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 48
Post by: Grazony on October 19, 2007, 07:23:19 am
Its ok we can wait.....
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 48
Post by: Huckbuck on October 24, 2007, 05:15:00 am
Im affraid I have bad news. All of my computer painting time is no going to go to Sagan 4 (or the huckbuck every now and then) and I dont have time to Burke anymore, since Burke is supposed to be updated often, not once a week I put this on a hold. But I swear that I will come back to this sooner or later since Burke is fy favorite freaking homeboy that is ze WIN.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - PUT ON HOLD
Post by: Blarg on October 25, 2007, 06:11:48 pm

Me understood. Me know dat youze will come back to us.  :)
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 38
Post by: Huckbuck on December 17, 2007, 07:54:31 am
Burke is back with a big BANG WITH SIGN FTW!  (http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/BANGFTW.png)



Chapter 50

"uhm..? Yusi wanna make a luv wif me signysignthing?"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic5chap47.png)

"What? do you mean that..?" *throws up*

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chap50pic1.png)

"WUZZA YOUS IS DOIN GNAARRGH!! RUBARUBARUBARUBA!!!"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chap50pic2.png)

"STUPUD BLUEYFACEYGUYTHING ME GONNA MAKE YOU RED GOEY STUFF!!!"

BANG

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chap50pic3.png)

"ohh... hmm me maybe made smart pepule deadydead wif blud agein... oopsie.."


Inventory:

Wearing: unbuttoned Black coat
Pockets: 1 Piece of meat, piece of wood (bloody), Ugraalh Token (stone horse), Greasy Rug, Rapier, glowing key
Hands: Female Sign
Other: -
Status: covered in vomit

Health: 100%
Fatigue: 39%
Mood:  confused, embarrased
Hunger (0-10): 0
Other: -

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 100%) (!)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (98%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (90%)
Burney stuff kills(100%) (!)
Brutality pays off!(74%)
Rug is the brown squary thing that saved me!(87%)
Always keep weapon close(41%)
rock horsey kick but(100%)(!)
MANBOOBS!!! (46%)
Glowing Stuff repells dark stuff (100%)
Dont kill smart people (100%)
Brains = Yumyum (91%)
Smexy sign is smexness (97%)
Green goey stuff from mouth smell like mum (100%)

Time of day:

MORNING---DAY---EVENING---NIGHT---
---------------------------------|----

Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - IS BACK!!! Ep. 50
Post by: Xenomorph on December 17, 2007, 07:57:27 am
great episode like always! glad to have Burke back!


go to where the guy you just BANGED WITH YOUR SIGN FTW!(tm) came from.

Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - IS BACK!!! Ep. 50
Post by: Slartibartfast on December 17, 2007, 08:36:19 am
Talk the clothes off of his legs and put them on your legs. 
Clothes that go on your legs are called pants.
Put your rug back on too.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - IS BACK!!! Ep. 50
Post by: Huckbuck on December 17, 2007, 10:05:22 am
go to where the guy you just BANGED WITH YOUR SIGN FTW!(tm) came from.

"Wera did 'im came fro' thun?"

Talk the clothes off of his legs and put them on your legs. 
Clothes that go on your legs are called pants.
Put your rug back on too.

"Buta me canut talk wif clothes... Me gunna make em go on me.. leggs? Wuzzat? My rug? Oh yea! Me rug!!"

memory re-experienced:

Rug is the brown squary thing that saved me!(100%)




Thanks for the welcome back Xeno :P I'm glad to have it back as well, even though I wont update almost daily like I did before I'll try to keep it quite regular.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - IS BACK!!! Ep. 50
Post by: Slartibartfast on December 17, 2007, 10:11:53 am
Take the clothes off of his legs and put them on your legs. 
Clothes that go on your legs are called pants.
Your legs are your lower arms.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - IS BACK!!! Ep. 50
Post by: gec05 on December 17, 2007, 01:01:55 pm
... You know... the things you walk with... :D
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - IS BACK!!! Ep. 50
Post by: Blarg on December 17, 2007, 07:09:12 pm
Take the clothes off of his legs and put them on your legs. 
Clothes that go on your legs are called pants.
Your legs are your lower arms.

Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 38
Post by: Huckbuck on December 19, 2007, 01:24:44 pm
Chapter 51

"mkkkey.. me take hes pansypantsystuff.."

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chap51pic1.png)

"grr... it be stuck!"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chap51pic2.png)

"ORg....! me cannut gettha pansies on me legsiestuff.."

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chap51pic3-1.png)

"Now me be dun! Wuzza me gunna do now huh? Heady voices?"



Inventory:

Wearing: unbuttoned Black coat, cotton pants, Greasy Rug
Pockets: 1 Piece of meat, piece of wood (bloody), Ugraalh Token (stone horse), Rapier, glowing key
Hands: Female Sign
Other: -
Status: covered in vomit

Health: 100%
Fatigue: 36%
Mood:  confused, embarrased
Hunger (0-10): 0
Other: -

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 100%) (!)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (93%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (87%)
Burney stuff kills(100%) (!)
Brutality pays off!(70%)
Rug is the brown squary thing that saved me!(100%)
Always keep weapon close(38%)
rock horsey kick but(100%)(!)
MANBOOBS!!! (42%)
Glowing Stuff repells dark stuff (100%)
Dont kill smart people (100%)
Brains = Yumyum (89%)
Smexy sign is smexness (95%)
Green goey stuff from mouth smell like mum (100%)

Time of day:

MORNING---DAY---EVENING---NIGHT---
-----------------------------------|--

Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - IS BACK!!! Ep. 50
Post by: FROMAN on December 19, 2007, 01:29:02 pm
wander off to where the "halfblud" came from.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - IS BACK!!! Ep. 50
Post by: Veraal on December 19, 2007, 02:40:00 pm
Awesome, Burke!

Maybe as it is winter holiday, I'll bring the amazing adventure back to life.

I support Froman.

nice discreet way of censoring as well.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - IS BACK!!! Ep. 50
Post by: Blarg on December 19, 2007, 06:53:45 pm
wander off to where the "halfblud" came from.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - IS BACK!!! Ep. 50
Post by: Slartibartfast on December 19, 2007, 07:09:29 pm
nice discreet way of censoring as well.
That's why I want the pants; to see what would happen.   :D

Carry the body around with you.  Across your shoulders would be the best way.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - IS BACK!!! Ep. 50
Post by: shadowlord18 on December 20, 2007, 01:04:25 am
we need to stop killing people or some ones gonna come after us

can forget a experience?

we need a light or a glowy its pretty dark in here
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - IS BACK!!! Ep. 50
Post by: Plank of Wood on December 20, 2007, 02:34:59 am
SLEEP. With your signy thing next to you.
Sleep is when you lay on the ground like your dedy-dead until you have a dream.
A dream is when you do something inside your mind without doing something outside your mind.
Your mind is in your head.
Your head is the big lump on top of you.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - IS BACK!!! Ep. 50
Post by: Doctor Z on December 20, 2007, 04:51:54 am
And you is the thing he's talking to. Emphasis on Thing.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - IS BACK!!! Ep. 50
Post by: Plank of Wood on December 20, 2007, 04:53:13 am
Thing is a noun, you surely know what a noun is.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - IS BACK!!! Ep. 50
Post by: Doctor Z on December 20, 2007, 05:40:44 am
Noun is that thing you eat, right?
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - IS BACK!!! Ep. 50
Post by: Plank of Wood on December 20, 2007, 07:42:47 am
Yes. Noun is that thing you eat. Eat yourself.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - IS BACK!!! Ep. 50
Post by: ashevm on December 20, 2007, 08:50:33 am
Eat is putting stuff into your mouth and chew.
Chew is... ???

Damn You All!

:P
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - IS BACK!!! Ep. 50
Post by: Huckbuck on December 20, 2007, 01:44:24 pm
ok.. Im a bit confused, your command to Burke is to first take the body, then sleep?
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - IS BACK!!! Ep. 50
Post by: ashevm on December 20, 2007, 01:59:29 pm
IDK, Burke, as confused as you are do as these fellas tell you, even if you enter in a vicious circle, 'CUZ WE ARE YOUR MASTERS! HEAR ME! [/evil emperor voice]
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - IS BACK!!! Ep. 50
Post by: Plank of Wood on December 20, 2007, 02:01:16 pm
No, just sleep.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - IS BACK!!! Ep. 50
Post by: ashevm on December 20, 2007, 02:03:46 pm
Sleep and then we'll see as your brain is dumb eve after a good night sleep.  :-\
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - IS BACK!!! Ep. 50
Post by: Doctor Z on December 20, 2007, 04:34:50 pm
Eat him!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - IS BACK!!! Ep. 50
Post by: Veraal on December 20, 2007, 05:09:17 pm
yaaaaaa-cannibalism!!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - IS BACK!!! Ep. 50
Post by: SoulChaser on December 20, 2007, 05:59:45 pm
pee on his face.....he spit on yours
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - IS BACK!!! Ep. 50
Post by: Slartibartfast on December 20, 2007, 08:10:06 pm
No!  Carry him around with you so you can eat him when you get hungry.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - IS BACK!!! Ep. 50
Post by: ashevm on December 21, 2007, 02:38:00 am
Yeah but sleep first!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - IS BACK!!! Ep. 50
Post by: gec05 on December 21, 2007, 06:31:45 am
Sleep while you continue to conspicuously cover the other guy's nudity. :D
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - IS BACK!!! Ep. 50
Post by: ashevm on December 21, 2007, 09:56:17 am
Sleep while you continue to conspicuously cover the other guy's nudity. :D

Another possibility... :P
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - IS BACK!!! Ep. 50
Post by: Veraal on December 21, 2007, 03:41:25 pm
Actually, don't eat him, save him for later.
Now you must sleeeep...
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - IS BACK!!! Ep. 50
Post by: Slartibartfast on December 21, 2007, 10:54:21 pm
Carry him around till you pass out go to sleep.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - IS BACK!!! Ep. 50
Post by: ashevm on December 22, 2007, 04:02:33 am
Carry him around till you pass out go to sleep.

Go to sleep NOW!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - IS BACK!!! Ep. 50
Post by: shadowlord18 on December 25, 2007, 09:26:20 pm
sleep
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - IS BACK!!! Ep. 50
Post by: Danzik on December 25, 2007, 10:47:57 pm
Sleep seems to be the consensus
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - IS BACK!!! Ep. 50
Post by: Glacies on December 26, 2007, 11:27:04 pm
Eat his brainz. Brainz are good, rememburr? Brainz are good. Bash trods, eat brains.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - IS BACK!!! Ep. 50
Post by: Huckbuck on December 27, 2007, 04:56:03 am
Gonna make an update REAALLY soon, sorry for taking such time, Christmas has been busy :P
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 38
Post by: Huckbuck on December 27, 2007, 06:09:39 am
Chapter 52

"sleepyleepy cheaapy!! Oi!"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chap52pic1.png)

"zzzzzZZZZ...."

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chap52pic3.png)

"OOORRGGGMMHhhmmm!.. Me sleepy goodie! Nuw me take smart guy? mkeey.. me gunna walk roundie? Thun me need glowing stuff, cause it repels tha dark stuff.. me take the glowy hat.."

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chap52pic2.png)

"Me be dun! Now where am I gunna go ay? over there no? Back frum where me cum from? forwurd? dat way? De otha way? Uhm?"



Inventory:

Wearing: unbuttoned Black coat, cotton pants, Greasy Rug
Pockets: 1 Piece of meat, piece of wood (bloody), Ugraalh Token (stone horse), Rapier, glowing key
Hands: Female Sign, dead body of Halfblood
Other: Hat with candle
Status: covered in vomit

Health: 100%
Fatigue: 100%
Mood:  normal
Hunger (0-10): 2
Other: -

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 100%) (!)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (90%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (82%)
Burney stuff kills(100%) (!)
Brutality pays off!(68%)
Rug is the brown squary thing that saved me!(100%)
Always keep weapon close(32%)
rock horsey kick but(100%)(!)
MANBOOBS!!! (100%)
Glowing Stuff repells dark stuff (100%)
Dont kill smart people (98%)
Brains = Yumyum (83%)
Smexy sign is smexness (92%)
Green goey stuff from mouth smell like mum (100%)

Time of day:

MORNING---DAY---EVENING---NIGHT---
---|----------------------------------


Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 52
Post by: Xenomorph on December 27, 2007, 06:19:15 am
take the otha way. it looks like a stairs.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 52
Post by: Huckbuck on December 27, 2007, 06:23:09 am
I just found this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burke

Burke means "fortified hill.", and look at all thoose people... Tony Burke? I just made that name up while I was drawing the first pic...

EDIT: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burke_Civil_War_1333-38 LOL  :D
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 52
Post by: Slartibartfast on December 27, 2007, 07:12:49 am
Otha Way.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 52
Post by: Flamester_ on December 27, 2007, 11:53:24 am
Go dat way.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 52
Post by: martyk on December 27, 2007, 05:10:25 pm
Go Otha way, but first wipe ugly guy's spitpuke off you's face.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 52
Post by: FROMAN on December 27, 2007, 05:11:15 pm
Go Otha way, but first wipe ugly guy's spitpuke off you's face.
spitpuke is bot good to have on your face
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 52
Post by: SoulChaser on December 28, 2007, 01:40:56 am
go othas way
(spitpuke must allready be dry XD )
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 52
Post by: Plank of Wood on December 28, 2007, 08:06:03 am
Go da otha way
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 52
Post by: ashevm on December 28, 2007, 11:45:26 am
Otha way!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 38
Post by: Huckbuck on January 09, 2008, 12:50:38 pm
Chapter 53

"Mkey... me'lla take thus offa way.."

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chap53pic1.png)

"Oi! stepsies be heavy for me feet!"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chap53pic2.png)

"Oieeboyee! Lookie! Ona of um doorsies thingy! Me'm gunna do wuz wif it heady voicis?.."

Inventory:

Wearing: unbuttoned Black coat, cotton pants, Greasy Rug
Pockets: 1 Piece of meat, piece of wood (bloody), Ugraalh Token (stone horse), Rapier, glowing key
Hands: Female Sign, dead body of Halfblood
Other: Hat with candle
Status: covered in stained vomit

Health: 100%
Fatigue: 89%
Mood:  normal
Hunger (0-10): 2
Other: -

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 100%) (!)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (100%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (81%)
Burney stuff kills(100%) (!)
Brutality pays off!(65%)
Rug is the brown squary thing that saved me!(98%)
Always keep weapon close(31%)
rock horsey kick but(100%)(!)
MANBOOBS!!! (98%)
Glowing Stuff repells dark stuff (100%)
Dont kill smart people (97%)
Brains = Yumyum (81%)
Smexy sign is smexness (90%)
Green goey stuff from mouth smell like mum (100%)

Time of day:

MORNING---DAY---EVENING---NIGHT---
----|---------------------------------

Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 53
Post by: Plank of Wood on January 09, 2008, 01:20:18 pm
Use the rock horse to reach the doorsie. And use the manboob powers.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 53
Post by: SoulChaser on January 09, 2008, 01:37:20 pm
put head near door and listen........
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 53
Post by: Slartibartfast on January 10, 2008, 04:43:26 am
Go listen to the door.  Doors tend to be very quiet, so you'll have to get close to it and not make any noise.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 53
Post by: Doctor Z on January 10, 2008, 04:47:51 am
Find someone who can give you english lessons. And some sort of magical device that makes you magically smart. Magically.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 53
Post by: martyk on January 10, 2008, 01:13:40 pm
go to the door and bang with sign.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 53
Post by: Blarg on January 10, 2008, 01:26:13 pm
Go listen to the door.  Doors tend to be very quiet, so you'll have to get close to it and not make any noise.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 53
Post by: 7 who ate 9 on January 11, 2008, 07:28:20 pm
Take a moment to try and evaluate what you are doing before that. I can't remember what place is what, who is who, and what you are doing.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 38
Post by: Huckbuck on January 13, 2008, 11:03:48 am
Chapter 54

"Um... evuleight? Mkey... lemme see.... First me wus gunna eat fud wif me mommy, but me was gunna go get sumething... then me couldnt find home.. me found one sign sumwere then me fell when I was gunna hit them buzzers! That wasa you heady voicis fault! Then me dunt remember much... I ate sum.. found a strange rock in me pocket tha can give red glow.. oh yea! Him strange guy wuz exited bout rock and took it! Thun me burney him an got it back! Thena me wuss exploded!!! I fell and fell and falled! Buz them rug squarythingy saved me!! I found them blu guys wif strange glowy heady hats thaz me bluwed wif the red glowy rock!! I shot them wif me titsies!! THa' wuz strange indeed huh? Oi... Ia then went back and found that big grey dude that wuz scary like that ya knuw! I runrun and climbyclimby lot an got back and slept under tree.. Some dude tha wuz irritating wuz there... hmm gave me papur you tol me to give to im grey big dude... him then told me to go to towerthingy to west... Me didsy dodsy that but... hmm.. wuz happen? Oi yea! Ia went and foun tha smexness sign! Thun that cave and the halfsies me found.. them was irritating.. then me was kinda here!!! Happend a lot huh?..."

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chap54pic1.png)

"so! The door! me gunna lissin'..."

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chap54pic2.png)

"Hmm.. me hear nuffin.. doorie dun speak!"

Inventory:

Wearing: unbuttoned Black coat, cotton pants, Greasy Rug
Pockets: 1 Piece of meat, piece of wood (bloody), Ugraalh Token (stone horse), Rapier, glowing key
Hands: Female Sign, dead body of Halfblood
Other: Hat with candle
Status: covered in stained vomit

Health: 100%
Fatigue: 95%
Mood:  normal
Hunger (0-10): 2
Other: -

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 100%) (!)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (100%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (80%)
Burney stuff kills(100%) (!)
Brutality pays off!(62%)
Rug is the brown squary thing that saved me!(100%)
Always keep weapon close(30%)
rock horsey kick but(100%)(!)
MANBOOBS!!! (100%)
Glowing Stuff repells dark stuff (100%)
Dont kill smart people (97%)
Brains = Yumyum (78%)
Smexy sign is smexness (100%)
Green goey stuff from mouth smell like mum (100%)

Time of day:

MORNING---DAY---EVENING---NIGHT---
-----|--------------------------------
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 54
Post by: 7 who ate 9 on January 13, 2008, 11:12:24 am
Knock on the door, then run away and hide. It will be soooooo funny.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 54
Post by: Xenomorph on January 13, 2008, 11:22:10 am
Knock on the door, then run away and hide. It will be soooooo funny.

yeah do what he said!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 54
Post by: Blarg on January 13, 2008, 12:25:28 pm
Knock on the door, then run away and hide. It will be soooooo funny.

yeah do what he said!

DO IT BURKE< IT IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 54
Post by: ashevm on January 13, 2008, 12:36:25 pm
If you don't do that, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is coming to get ya!
Knock on the door, then run away and hide. It will be soooooo funny.

yeah do what he said!

DO IT BURKE< IT IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD.

If you don't do that, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is coming to get ya!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 54
Post by: Huckbuck on January 13, 2008, 12:56:42 pm
better say it twice, makes it more believeable.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 54
Post by: FROMAN on January 13, 2008, 08:23:45 pm
If you don't do that, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is coming to get ya!
Knock on the door, then run away and hide. It will be soooooo funny.

yeah do what he said!

DO IT BURKE< IT IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD.

If you don't do that, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is coming to get ya!
all that and there wont be cookies for you.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 54
Post by: Veraal on January 14, 2008, 09:04:17 am
Tell me again why his head is emitting light?
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 54
Post by: Huckbuck on January 14, 2008, 12:06:59 pm
Tell me again why his head is emitting light?

Its supposed to be a hat with a candle, but I am to lazy to paint it so I try to cover where it is supposed to be with light flare or whatever you call it :P I is honest! HIGH FIVE!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 38
Post by: Huckbuck on January 14, 2008, 01:09:28 pm
Chapter 55

"knockieknockie? mkey..."

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chap55pic1.png)

*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*

"weee!!!...."

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chap55pic2.png)

"quiet nuw!!!"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chap55pic3.png)

"Who disturbes me? Come forth or be punished!!"

Inventory:

Wearing: unbuttoned Black coat, cotton pants,
Pockets: 1 Piece of meat, piece of wood (bloody), Ugraalh Token (stone horse), Rapier, glowing key
Hands: Female Sign, dead body of Halfblood
Other: Hat with candle
Status: covered in stained vomit, hiding under Greasy Rug

Health: 100%
Fatigue: 92%
Mood:  normal
Hunger (0-10): 2
Other: -

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 100%) (!)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (100%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (78%)
Burney stuff kills(100%) (!)
Brutality pays off!(60%)
Rug is the brown squary thing that saved me!(100%)
Always keep weapon close(29%)
rock horsey kick but(100%)(!)
MANBOOBS!!! (98%)
Glowing Stuff repells dark stuff (100%)
Dont kill smart people (96%)
Brains = Yumyum (76%)
Smexy sign is smexness (94%)
Green goey stuff from mouth smell like mum (100%)

Time of day:

MORNING---DAY---EVENING---NIGHT---
------|-------------------------------

Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 55
Post by: Kcronos on January 14, 2008, 01:12:41 pm
*Slaps head*


Perhaps we should have been more specific about "hiding"
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 55
Post by: Huckbuck on January 14, 2008, 01:22:54 pm
Huckbuck: *evil laughter*
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 55
Post by: Blarg on January 14, 2008, 01:23:01 pm
Jump out from the awesome hiding place, and tackle him, BANGing with the Sign with one hand, slashing with the pointy-thingy in the other hand, and shouting, "FOR ULGRAAAAHHH!!!"
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 55
Post by: FROMAN on January 14, 2008, 08:20:49 pm
Jump out from the awesome hiding place, and tackle him, BANGing with the Sign with one hand, slashing with the pointy-thingy in the other hand, and shouting, "FOR ULGRAAAAHHH!!!"
seems like the best idea.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 55
Post by: Blarg on January 15, 2008, 06:51:39 am
Jump out from the awesome hiding place, and tackle him, BANGing with the Sign with one hand, slashing with the pointy-thingy in the other hand, and shouting, "FOR ULGRAAAAHHH!!!"
seems like the best idea.

If you do it, you can have a shiny thing! It'll be wicked sweet!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 55
Post by: SoulChaser on January 15, 2008, 03:33:53 pm
put the carpet around your heady and behave like a girly and say:
I'm here fŁr your pleasure sir
with high singing voicey
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 55
Post by: Veraal on January 16, 2008, 12:31:36 pm
I'd rather seduce him into beliving he can make sweet manboob love then smack him down, than jumping at him with the sign.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 55
Post by: Yannick on January 16, 2008, 01:50:52 pm
Say: "Izza me! Burke!"
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 55
Post by: Glacies on January 18, 2008, 09:39:22 am
"Izza me, Burke da troll!"

ZZAP!

"Owie."
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 55
Post by: Huckbuck on January 18, 2008, 10:47:27 am
He's a Trod not a troll -.-


Oh and, 500 replies! :D Thats a lot! ^^ well, now its 501  :-\
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 38
Post by: Huckbuck on January 20, 2008, 12:32:40 pm
Chapter 56

"whut? mkey.."

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chap56pic1.png)

"BAAAAAAM!!!"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chap56pic2.png)

"huh!"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chap56pic3.png)

"So.. you are a trod.. Explain why you ambush me or I'll make trodjam out of you."

Inventory:

Wearing: unbuttoned Black coat, cotton pants, Greasy Rug
Pockets: 1 Piece of meat, piece of wood (bloody), Ugraalh Token (stone horse), Rapier, glowing key
Hands: -
Other: Hat with candle, Female Sign(laying closeby), dead body of Halfblood (? Burke don't know where it is)
Status: covered in stained vomit

Health: 100%
Fatigue: 87%
Mood:  confused
Hunger (0-10): 2
Other: -

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 100%) (!)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (98%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (74%)
Burney stuff kills(100%) (!)
Brutality pays off!(52%)
Rug is the brown squary thing that saved me!(96%)
Always keep weapon close(26%)
rock horsey kick but(100%)(!)
MANBOOBS!!! (94%)
Glowing Stuff repells dark stuff (100%)
Dont kill smart people (93%)
Brains = Yumyum (75%)
Smexy sign is smexness (91%)
Green goey stuff from mouth smell like mum (100%)

Time of day:

MORNING---DAY---EVENING---NIGHT---
-------|------------------------------


Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 56
Post by: Doctor Z on January 20, 2008, 12:41:23 pm
Why are you half-naked?
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 56
Post by: Plank of Wood on January 20, 2008, 12:53:30 pm
Why are you half-naked?

Why arn't you?
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 56
Post by: Doctor Z on January 20, 2008, 01:23:26 pm
Why are you half-naked?

Why arn't you?

My birthday-suit is at the dry-cleaners.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 56
Post by: Blarg on January 20, 2008, 01:51:19 pm
Say, "Me not ambush! Me had suprise party planned but this cleary-thingy got in way! Me not supposed to tell, but don't worry! I won' tell if you won' tell!"

This grin and wait for him to take away the cleary-thingy. THEN charge at him while yelling, FOR ULGRAAAAAAAH!!!"
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 56
Post by: Plank of Wood on January 20, 2008, 02:56:58 pm
Pull down his shorts for the world to see!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 56
Post by: Yannick on January 26, 2008, 09:07:13 am
Say: Meesah thought yousah wos evol.


Then ask for grammar lessons.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 38
Post by: Huckbuck on January 27, 2008, 05:46:04 am
Chapter 57

"me dun wanna maek him madymad! Me fink he wanna have thum panties on him..

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chap57pic1.png)

"Me.. uhhm.. Meesah fougth yousah wos evololy.. me wanna plan surprise party! but dun be supposed to tell you won tell!"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chap57pic2.png)

"geddit?"

"Don't try to confuse me with that messy talk. I know why you are here. Follow me or I will have to take you with me with... violence"

Inventory:

Wearing: unbuttoned Black coat, cotton pants, Greasy Rug
Pockets: 1 Piece of meat, piece of wood (bloody), Ugraalh Token (stone horse), Rapier, glowing key
Hands: -
Other: Hat with candle, Female Sign(laying closeby), dead body of Halfblood (? Burke don't know where it is)
Status: covered in stained vomit

Health: 100%
Fatigue: 83%
Mood:  confused
Hunger (0-10): 3
Other: -

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 100%) (!)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (95%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (72%)
Burney stuff kills(100%) (!)
Brutality pays off!(51%)
Rug is the brown squary thing that saved me!(95%)
Always keep weapon close(23%)
rock horsey kick but(100%)(!)
MANBOOBS!!! (91%)
Glowing Stuff repells dark stuff (100%)
Dont kill smart people (91%)
Brains = Yumyum (73%)
Smexy sign is smexness (87%)
Green goey stuff from mouth smell like mum (97%)

Time of day:

MORNING---DAY---EVENING---NIGHT---
--------|-----------------------------


Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 57
Post by: Blarg on January 27, 2008, 07:41:25 am
Go with him, and ask him over and over why he so little and skinny.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 57
Post by: Slartibartfast on January 27, 2008, 10:05:00 pm
Ask him how he can possibly know why you're there, when you don't even know why you're there.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 57
Post by: shadowlord18 on January 27, 2008, 11:52:57 pm
he is smart yay

follow and keep you sign near by in case of trouble
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 57
Post by: Doctor Z on January 30, 2008, 05:59:08 am
Of course he'll keep his sign near. It's his wooden lover.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 57
Post by: Yannick on January 30, 2008, 06:02:05 am
EXACTLY repeat this: "Of course I will follow you sir, as I am searching for grammar lessons and the answer to life."
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 57
Post by: 7 who ate 9 on February 01, 2008, 07:13:27 pm
EXACTLY repeat this: "Of course I will follow you sir, as I am searching for grammar lessons and the answer to life."
Or

"Of course I will follow you sir, as I am searching for grammar lessons and for the one named Ghungaak, the guardian of the portal to Earth has sent me on account of Ugraalh"

Yes, it hurts brainy to talk like this, but you will only need to talk smart one time. Trust us, smarty talk will help you.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 57
Post by: Blarg on February 02, 2008, 10:19:45 am

"Of course I will follow you sir, as I am searching for grammar lessons and for the one named Ghungaak, the guardian of the portal to Earth has sent me on account of Ugraalh"

Yes, it hurts brainy to talk like this, but you will only need to talk smart one time. Trust us, smarty talk will help you.

Do it Burke. Otherwise ,you'll never see Lil' Poopsie again!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 57
Post by: Plank of Wood on February 03, 2008, 02:34:53 pm

"Of course I will follow you sir, as I am searching for grammar lessons and for the one named Ghungaak, the guardian of the portal to Earth has sent me on account of Ugraalh"

Yes, it hurts brainy to talk like this, but you will only need to talk smart one time. Trust us, smarty talk will help you.

Do it Burke. Otherwise ,you'll never see Lil' Poopsie again!

And you will fall into burnie stuff if you don't!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 57
Post by: 7 who ate 9 on February 04, 2008, 06:18:51 pm

"Of course I will follow you sir, as I am searching for grammar lessons and for the one named Ghungaak, the guardian of the portal to Earth has sent me on account of Ugraalh"

Yes, it hurts brainy to talk like this, but you will only need to talk smart one time. Trust us, smarty talk will help you.

Do it Burke. Otherwise ,you'll never see Lil' Poopsie again!

Concentrate and use all your brain power.
And you will fall into burnie stuff if you don't!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 38
Post by: Huckbuck on February 11, 2008, 09:35:39 am
Chapter 58

"Ov course I will folluw you seer, as I am searchun for grammer lessins and for the un naimud Ghungaak, the gardjan of the portal to Earf has sent me on a count of Ugraalh"


"It is I who is Ghungaak. So the Beast has sent you? Interesting..."


(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chap58pic1.png)

"come with me, we have lots and lots to talk about... let's begin with...
"OI! me hava to gef me stuff first! You go ahead an wait, Im gunna find me fings..."

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chap58pic2.png)

"There you are again. Finally."

"I co'unt find me hat wif ligthy stuff or tha' dead guyfingy..."

"Never mind that. I have lots of light and dead guys up in my tower, up there you can ask me your questions. Lets go."

"Hmm.. shull me really fullow 'im?





Inventory:

Wearing: unbuttoned Black coat, cotton pants, Greasy Rug
Pockets: 1 Piece of meat, piece of wood (bloody), Ugraalh Token (stone horse), Rapier, glowing key
Hands: Female Sign(laying closeby)
Other: -
Status: covered in stained vomit

Health: 100%
Fatigue: 80%
Mood:  confused (normal)
Hunger (0-10): 4
Other: -

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 100%) (!)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (94%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (70%)
Burney stuff kills(100%) (!)
Brutality pays off!(48%)
Rug is the brown squary thing that saved me!(92%)
Always keep weapon close(21%)
rock horsey kick but(100%)(!)
MANBOOBS!!! (87%)
Glowing Stuff repells dark stuff (100%)
Dont kill smart people (87%)
Brains = Yumyum (71%)
Smexy sign is smexness (84%)
Green goey stuff from mouth smell like mum (95%)
Speaky smarttalk make smartyguys happy (100%)

Time of day:

MORNING---DAY---EVENING---NIGHT---
-----------|---------------------------



Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 57
Post by: Plank of Wood on February 11, 2008, 09:44:33 am
Yes, do follow him, but keep your bangy sign close to you, and also ask him in smarty talk "Do you have any dihydrogen oxide to rid me of this green face grime?" I do not blame you if your brainy head hurts afterwads.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 57
Post by: Neoskel on February 11, 2008, 01:29:23 pm
Yes, do follow him, but keep your bangy sign close to you, and also ask him in smarty talk "Do you have any dihydrogen oxide to rid me of this green face grime?" I do not blame you if your brainy head hurts afterwads.

Just wipe it off on one of his curtains when he isn't looking.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 57
Post by: Blarg on February 11, 2008, 02:08:24 pm
Yes, do follow him, but keep your bangy sign close to you, and also ask him in smarty talk "Do you have any dihydrogen oxide to rid me of this green face grime?" I do not blame you if your brainy head hurts afterwads.

Just wipe it off on one of his curtains when he isn't looking.

Dis iz gud thingy to do. Both of 'em.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 57
Post by: 7 who ate 9 on February 11, 2008, 03:05:06 pm
Yes, do follow him, but keep your bangy sign close to you, and also ask him in smarty talk "Do you have any dihydrogen oxide to rid me of this green face grime?" I do not blame you if your brainy head hurts afterwads.

Just wipe it off on one of his curtains when he isn't looking.

Dis iz gud thingy to do. Both of 'em.

NO! No! We no need make his brainy hurt any more! We only do dat for emergencies! Just follow em' and wipe the stuf of yur face, right now he is your friend but if he does something to betray you be prepared to attack.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 38
Post by: Huckbuck on March 02, 2008, 12:58:25 pm
Chapter 59

"Mkeey... me go.."


(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chap59pic1.png)

"hurry up will you?"
"Uuu! Lookie! curtins! me whipey whipey..."

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chap59pic2.png)

"dat felt gud!"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chap59pic3.png)

"Excuse me sir? What are you doing?"



Inventory:

Wearing: unbuttoned Black coat, cotton pants, Greasy Rug
Pockets: 1 Piece of meat, piece of wood (bloody), Ugraalh Token (stone horse), Rapier, glowing key
Hands: Female Sign(laying closeby)
Other: -
Status: -

Health: 100%
Fatigue: 69%
Mood:  confused (normal)
Hunger (0-10): 5
Other: -

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 100%) (!)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (92%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (68%)
Burney stuff kills(100%) (!)
Brutality pays off!(46%)
Rug is the brown squary thing that saved me!(91%)
Always keep weapon close(100%)
rock horsey kick but(100%)(!)
MANBOOBS!!! (85%)
Glowing Stuff repells dark stuff (98%)
Dont kill smart people (86%)
Brains = Yumyum (68%)
Smexy sign is smexness (82%)
Green goey stuff from mouth smell like mum (92%)
Speaky smarttalk make smartyguys happy (98%)

Time of day:

MORNING---DAY---EVENING---NIGHT---
------------|--------------------------



Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 59
Post by: Plank of Wood on March 02, 2008, 01:42:20 pm
Say in smarty talk "I am inspecting your lush curtains."
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 59
Post by: Blarg on March 02, 2008, 02:03:53 pm
Say in smarty talk "I am inspecting your lush curtains."

Dat gud idea.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 59
Post by: SoulChaser on March 02, 2008, 02:48:41 pm
say:
"UUM...I wanna look goody, when I kick *butt*"
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 59
Post by: 7 who ate 9 on March 02, 2008, 03:17:40 pm
Say in smarty talk "I am inspecting your lush curtains."

Dat gud idea.

Yes, and after that stay focuss. Find oter way to hav fun besids touchy things. Lik think hapy thoughts of touching things
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 59
Post by: FROMAN on March 02, 2008, 06:48:21 pm
Say in smarty talk "I am inspecting your lush curtains."

Dat gud idea.

Yes, and after that stay focuss. Find oter way to hav fun besids touchy things. Lik think hapy thoughts of touching things
yesh dat a very good ider.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 59
Post by: Glacies on March 06, 2008, 03:47:58 pm
Say in smarty talk "I am inspecting your lush curtains."
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 38
Post by: Huckbuck on March 13, 2008, 09:07:06 am
Chapter 60

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chap60pic1.png)

"I'sa inspecktin ur lush curtens"


"So you are? Well ok then, let's move along."

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chap60pic2.png)

"Just walk along here, I have to go and fetch something..."



Inventory:

Wearing: unbuttoned Black coat, cotton pants, Greasy Rug
Pockets: 1 Piece of meat, piece of wood (bloody), Ugraalh Token (stone horse), Rapier, glowing key
Hands: Female Sign(laying closeby)
Other: -
Status: -

Health: 100%
Fatigue: 65%
Mood:  confused (normal)
Hunger (0-10): 5
Other: -

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 100%) (!)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (92%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (68%)
Burney stuff kills(100%) (!)
Brutality pays off!(46%)
Rug is the brown squary thing that saved me!(91%)
Always keep weapon close(100%)
rock horsey kick but(100%)(!)
MANBOOBS!!! (82%)
Glowing Stuff repells dark stuff (98%)
Dont kill smart people (85%)
Brains = Yumyum (68%)
Smexy sign is smexness (81%)
Green goey stuff from mouth smell like mum (91%)
Speaky smarttalk make smartyguys happy (94%)

Time of day:

MORNING---DAY---EVENING---NIGHT---
-------------|-------------------------




Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 60
Post by: SoulChaser on March 13, 2008, 09:16:57 am
look closer to the orange thingy at the wall when he's gone

might help finding home
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 60
Post by: Blarg on March 13, 2008, 10:25:49 am
look closer to the orange thingy at the wall when he's gone

might help finding home

Then take orange thingy, and fold up, den put in da hole-thingy in yer coat.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 60
Post by: Doctor Z on March 13, 2008, 01:52:53 pm
Whens the last time you ate? Time to eat the meat!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 60
Post by: Glacies on March 17, 2008, 09:14:26 am
Lookie at dat orange thingie. it gud fer yu. Yu lookie at it gud. its lush. gud idea, k'?
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 60
Post by: Slartibartfast on March 17, 2008, 10:22:43 pm
look closer to the orange thingy at the wall when he's gone

might help finding home

Then take orange thingy, and fold up, den put in da hole-thingy in yer coat.
Yes.  Look at it REAL GOOD.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 38
Post by: Huckbuck on March 27, 2008, 04:10:28 am
Chapter 61


"Eatsie? Ya I IS hungryhungry ya know lil geedy headvoicy..."


(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chap61pic1.png)

*SMGUuhuuugugug....... BUUUURP*

"Lookie at orange 'fing? Mkeey... Imma lookielook really good yes...!"


(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chap61pic2.png)

"Isa lookielook fine what is it?.... I ama booooored! Huw is me gunna get it of frum wall? me might break beutifull papur..."



Inventory:

Wearing: unbuttoned Black coat, cotton pants, Greasy Rug
Pockets:piece of wood (bloody), Ugraalh Token (stone horse), Rapier, glowing key
Hands: Female Sign
Other: -
Status: -

Health: 100%
Fatigue: 54%
Mood:  confused (normal), bored
Hunger (0-10): 3
Other: -

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 100%) (!)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (91%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (65%)
Burney stuff kills(100%) (!)
Brutality pays off!(44%)
Rug is the brown squary thing that saved me!(90%)
Always keep weapon close(98%)
rock horsey kick but(100%)(!)
MANBOOBS!!! (78%)
Glowing Stuff repells dark stuff (95%)
Dont kill smart people (83%)
Brains = Yumyum (62%)
Smexy sign is smexness (80%)
Green goey stuff from mouth smell like mum (88%)
Speaky smarttalk make smartyguys happy (92%)

Time of day:

MORNING---DAY---EVENING---NIGHT---
--------------|------------------------




Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 61
Post by: Neoskel on March 27, 2008, 04:23:27 am
No touchie pretty paper! We remember for you so you no need to take it. Other guy say he come back soon, so if you bored start singing or summat. He can wack you gud so no making him angry.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 61
Post by: Huckbuck on March 30, 2008, 07:20:51 am
I can't make another update if you don't post suggestions what to do :P
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 61
Post by: Plank of Wood on March 30, 2008, 07:41:32 am
Randomly push bricks! Indiana Jones would do it!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 61
Post by: Yuu on March 30, 2008, 09:03:28 am
He ar rayt! Gud push bricky stuffs!

Der bee a seekrit passej!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 61
Post by: Neoskel on March 30, 2008, 03:01:54 pm
Briks is square tings in wall.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 61
Post by: Andrew Ryan on March 30, 2008, 03:19:33 pm
Steal the map and kill the troll (or whatever that thing is that let you in).
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 61
Post by: Blarg on March 30, 2008, 05:23:53 pm
He ar rayt! Gud push bricky stuffs!

Der bee a seekrit passej!

IS TROO
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 61
Post by: Huckbuck on April 01, 2008, 09:25:25 am
I'm happy to anounce that I'm currently working on Burke The Game (working title ;) ). Right now its a 3D third person action RPG, but that might change :P Don't expect to see it done soon however, since it is in very early pre Alpha. :) I hope it won't consume all my time... 
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 61
Post by: Plank of Wood on April 01, 2008, 10:03:56 am
I'm happy to anounce that I'm currently working on Burke The Game (working title ;) ). Right now its a 3D third person action RPG, but that might change :P Don't expect to see it done soon however, since it is in very early pre Alpha. :) I hope it won't consume all my time... 

Yes.
Yes!
YES!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 61
Post by: Yannick on April 01, 2008, 10:16:17 am
Wow, so basically, we are creating the plot of the game ? :-o
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 61
Post by: Huckbuck on April 01, 2008, 10:30:41 am
Wow, so basically, we are creating the plot of the game ? :-o

Well, not exactly, but you will se stuff that you have affected in the game :P I'm not sure if this should be set before or after the story in this thread :P
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 61
Post by: Huckbuck on April 02, 2008, 07:04:03 am
(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/burkethegamealpha1.png)

This is the first screenshot from the game :D ( It is still early pre alpha :P ) The grass and the wall is just a placeholder, they will be Trodified later. Right now I am working on a very anoying isue, aswell as giving him hands that works. :P
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 61
Post by: Xenomorph on April 02, 2008, 07:19:17 am
looks great huck! can't wait! ;)
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 61
Post by: Huckbuck on April 02, 2008, 07:34:04 am
I think it was strange that everyone believed me even though I posted it on April Fools Day, I thought everyone would say that it was a joke and then I could prove that it wasn't... But you didn't fall for not falling for it :P
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 61
Post by: Yuu on April 02, 2008, 07:38:42 am
Sorry Huck, but I too actually believed in it not being a joke. ;D

Good luck on the programming! :)
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 38
Post by: Huckbuck on April 05, 2008, 01:48:30 am
Chapter 62/u]


"Pressy brickers? Thema squarey fings? Mmkey..."


(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chap62pic0.png)

"UUUUH! excitingy!"


(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chap62pic1.png)

BOING!
SMACK!

"RUBABAAA!!!"


(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chap62pic2.png)

"Oi! Whuzza happened? Ouch me headyhead!"



Inventory:

Wearing: unbuttoned Black coat, cotton pants, Greasy Rug
Pockets:piece of wood (bloody), Ugraalh Token (stone horse), Rapier, glowing key
Hands: Female Sign
Other: -
Status: Laying almost knocked out on the floor

Health: 92%
Fatigue: 43%
Mood:  very confused
Hunger (0-10): 3
Other: Bleeding (Very little)

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 100%) (!)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (87%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (62%)
Burney stuff kills(100%) (!)
Brutality pays off!(41%)
Rug is the brown squary thing that saved me!(87%)
Always keep weapon close(97%)
rock horsey kick but(100%)(!)
MANBOOBS!!! (73%)
Glowing Stuff repells dark stuff (93%)
Dont kill smart people (81%)
Brains = Yumyum (60%)
Smexy sign is smexness (78%)
Green goey stuff from mouth smell like mum (85%)
Speaky smarttalk make smartyguys happy (90%)
Brickers are hurts (100%)

Time of day:

MORNING---DAY---EVENING---NIGHT---
---------------|-----------------------



Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 62
Post by: Yuu on April 05, 2008, 03:02:18 am
Pic 2 is WIN :D


Grab the springy-thing and find out where it came from.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 62
Post by: Plank of Wood on April 05, 2008, 03:12:41 am
Calm yourself, start rolling around on the floor and if you hear footy steps, get back up and pretendy that this never happened.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 62
Post by: Blarg on April 05, 2008, 07:13:06 am
Yah. Dooz it.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 62
Post by: FROMAN on April 06, 2008, 09:54:09 am
Yah. Dooz it.
Ya it makesh te smarty people happy.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 38
Post by: Huckbuck on April 16, 2008, 01:30:41 pm
Chapter 63


"Rolly round? mkeey"


(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chap63pic1.png)

"UBAUBAUBAUBA!!!"


(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chap63pic2.png)

"OI! Hellu Mistah Smartytawk!"


(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chap63pic3.png)

"What are you doing mr.?"



Inventory:

Wearing: unbuttoned Black coat, cotton pants, Greasy Rug
Pockets:piece of wood (bloody), Ugraalh Token (stone horse), Rapier, glowing key
Hands: Female Sign
Other: -
Status: Laying on the floor

Health: 97%
Fatigue: 38%
Mood:  confused
Hunger (0-10): 4
Other: Bleeding (Very little)

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 100%) (!)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (86%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (60%)
Burney stuff kills(100%) (!)
Brutality pays off!(33%)
Rug is the brown squary thing that saved me!(86%)
Always keep weapon close(93%)
rock horsey kick but(100%)(!)
MANBOOBS!!! (72%)
Glowing Stuff repells dark stuff (91%)
Dont kill smart people (100%)
Brains = Yumyum (57%)
Smexy sign is smexness (73%)
Green goey stuff from mouth smell like mum (84%)
Speaky smarttalk make smartyguys happy (100%)
Brickers are hurts (98%)

Time of day:

MORNING---DAY---EVENING---NIGHT---
----------------|----------------------




Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 63
Post by: Plank of Wood on April 16, 2008, 02:21:11 pm
Pretend that you're having a seizure. That when you see flashy thingys and your brain goes all crazy and start spasming.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 63
Post by: Yuu on April 16, 2008, 04:36:03 pm
Pretend that you're having a seizure. That when you see flashy thingys and your brain goes all crazy and start spasming.
What he said.

Oh, and be prepared to pull out the bloody piece of wood from your pocket. He cannot be trusted. -.-
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 63
Post by: Neoskel on April 18, 2008, 05:10:47 pm
No listen to planky voice. Planky voice silly.

Say smartytalk 'I was just waiting for you' to da smartsy person.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 38
Post by: Huckbuck on May 05, 2008, 12:20:31 pm
Chapter 64


"Oh, noe planky lissin? mm. ay aight... suu... say smarty talk uh`?"


(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chap64pic1.png)

"Mea juss wassa waitun for ya mr. smartytalk!"


(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chap63pic3-1.png)

"I see, well follow me mr."

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chap64pic2.png)

"OI! Bigga bigga rum yes. Why is we and me here yu?"


"Please, lay down. Now it is time for you to explain all of this"


Inventory:

Wearing: unbuttoned Black coat, cotton pants, Greasy Rug
Pockets:piece of wood (bloody), Ugraalh Token (stone horse), Rapier, glowing key
Hands: Female Sign
Other: -
Status: Laying on the floor

Health: 98%
Fatigue: 32%
Mood:  confused
Hunger (0-10): 4
Other:

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 100%) (!)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (83%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (56%)
Burney stuff kills(100%) (!)
Brutality pays off!(31%)
Rug is the brown squary thing that saved me!(84%)
Always keep weapon close(91%)
rock horsey kick but(100%)(!)
MANBOOBS!!! (70%)
Glowing Stuff repells dark stuff (89%)
Dont kill smart people (99%)
Brains = Yumyum (55%)
Smexy sign is smexness (71%)
Green goey stuff from mouth smell like mum (82%)
Speaky smarttalk make smartyguys happy (100%)
Brickers are hurts (97%)

Time of day:

MORNING---DAY---EVENING---NIGHT---
-----------------|---------------------



Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 64
Post by: blitzonator on May 05, 2008, 12:26:05 pm
He want kiss kiss! Beat him up!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 64
Post by: Plank of Wood on May 05, 2008, 12:55:48 pm
Lay down and tell him the story of your childhood. Do that thing you were supposed to do which you came up here to do.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 64
Post by: Doomsday on May 20, 2008, 02:08:50 pm
Sit on big long butholder. Reach into pocket holey thing and grab your woody-sign smashy wepun, but no pullz it out yetz. Tell him about when you wuz littlerz and about how ur mumz liked to drink brown watery stuff, but would get madz and beat you. Yell loud-like dat is y youz is brainz-hurt and confuzed alotz. Pretend to cry, that is make sad noiseys, when he looks sads for you, smash him with over head with signy things. Den eat his brainz, it will make you smarterz.



Edit: Is there a way to make him smarter? I really hate talking like that. I'm only having him bash his head in because, well, therapists deserve it. What? 4-6 years of school just so the patient can do your job for you? Pfft.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 64
Post by: Neoskel on May 20, 2008, 06:30:48 pm
If yuz keel 'im, yuz will never noe what happenin'.

Go lay on big beddy-lookin' thing an' lissen. No, just lie dere an' dun fall asleep we'll lissen fur yuz.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 64
Post by: Doomsday on May 20, 2008, 06:40:58 pm
Don't lissen to dat other head-voicey. Smarty-guy wants to steal you're grrlfriend, Signella. That's her name, didn't you know? He is being in luv with her, and will steal her from you. Bash his head in. If he is smart, he will dodges anyway, meaning u'd have done nothing bad. Just sayz "Sorries. My hand slippeded."




Edit: Isn't it about time he went to the bathroom? It's been a couple of days (at least) since he last used one. He should just poo all over the guys floor after he does whatever it is he's going to do. It be even better if he poos on the other guy if he does kill him. :-p
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 64
Post by: Neoskel on May 20, 2008, 06:44:53 pm
Burney stuff kills! Smarty guy make burney stuff, no mess wit smarty guy.

Jus' do da lissen'y tingy.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 64
Post by: Doomsday on May 20, 2008, 06:46:27 pm
Fine. Do da lissen-thingy, but keep a firm grip on your wepun. He is still trying to take your grrl.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 64
Post by: shadowlord18 on May 20, 2008, 11:07:36 pm
ask him if he can show you how to do up you jaket then lay down and answer his questions
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 38
Post by: Huckbuck on May 24, 2008, 04:31:36 am
Chapter 65


"Cana yu jack me up?"


"I don't understand what you are trying to say with that, now lay down, we might be in a hurry."

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chap65pic1.png)

"Go ahead, tell me everything you remember."

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic2chap2.png)

"Oi, tha fing I remember logest away is fallin into sand and droppin me sign in tha wet stuff."

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic2chap10.png)

"Than I ate and me sign broked. T'was terribul."


(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic2chap16.png)

"Then I met irritating uggly troddy and then firey stuff made me fallun down an holey thingy."

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic3chap20.png)

"Then I found red glowey stuff n' oh yea, I had a glowey rocky fing allreddy. And then I met a uggly fing."

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic3chap22.png)

"Then I be choosen of ugraal n' eated them."

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic2chap275.png)

"Then I talked to big un who wus gardyan me fink. Dun remebur his name."

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic2chap34.png)

"Then me found glowey note that I give to him the gardyan..."

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic2chap37.png)

"gardyan telled me to goa to tha tower an find sumun, can't remembbur him names neithur"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/pic2chap44.png)

"Then I founded new sign and eatut brainz and went in a caveything, and then I founded youz"

"May I see that red shiney token of yours?"




Inventory:

Wearing: unbuttoned Black coat, cotton pants, Greasy Rug
Pockets:piece of wood (bloody), Ugraalh Token (stone horse), Rapier, glowing key
Hands: Female Sign
Other: -
Status: Laying on the floor

Health: 98%
Fatigue: 25%
Mood:  confused
Hunger (0-10): 4
Other:

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 100%) (!)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (83%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (56%)
Burney stuff kills(100%) (!)
Brutality pays off!(31%)
Rug is the brown squary thing that saved me!(84%)
Always keep weapon close(91%)
rock horsey kick but(100%)(!)
MANBOOBS!!! (100%)
Glowing Stuff repells dark stuff (89%)
Dont kill smart people (99%)
Brains = Yumyum (100%)
Smexy sign is smexness (100%)
Green goey stuff from mouth smell like mum (82%)
Speaky smarttalk make smartyguys happy (100%)
Brickers are hurts (97%)

Time of day:

MORNING---DAY---EVENING---NIGHT---
-------------------|-------------------




[/quote]
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 64
Post by: Plank of Wood on May 24, 2008, 04:47:30 am
Give it to him, if he tries to killy-kill you make a rope out of your belly button hair and hang him by the feet from the ceiling.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 64
Post by: Doomsday on May 24, 2008, 10:36:11 am
No givie to him. He might use it to hurtz you. Ask him why he wantz it first.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 64
Post by: Neoskel on May 27, 2008, 08:19:30 am
No givy glowy fing. Hold in fronna 'im insteds. If he try an' 'urt u, do da' chosen by ugraal fing agains.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 38
Post by: Huckbuck on May 29, 2008, 11:55:07 am
Chapter 66

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chap66pic1.png)

"lookilokki, no touchietouchie!"


(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chap66pic2.png)

"That stonehorse is one of the 7 tokens for sure, and that key semms to be a sphere traveling device... We must go to the sphereportals in the basement you fell down into earlier. Are you ready to go?"



Inventory:

Wearing: unbuttoned Black coat, cotton pants, Greasy Rug
Pockets:piece of wood (bloody), Rapier,
Hands: Ugraalh Token (stone horse), glowing key
Other: Female Sign (laying closeby)
Status: Laying on the floor

Health: 98%
Fatigue: 20% (tired)
Mood:  confused
Hunger (0-10): 4
Other:

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 100%) (!)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (80%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (54%)
Burney stuff kills(100%) (!)
Brutality pays off!(29%)
Rug is the brown squary thing that saved me!(83%)
Always keep weapon close(90%)
rock horsey kick but(100%)(!)
MANBOOBS!!! (98%)
Glowing Stuff repells dark stuff (86%)
Dont kill smart people (95%)
Brains = Yumyum (98%)
Smexy sign is smexness (97%)
Green goey stuff from mouth smell like mum (76%)
Speaky smarttalk make smartyguys happy (99%)
Brickers are hurts (95%)

Time of day:

MORNING---DAY---EVENING---NIGHT---
--------------------|------------------



Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 64
Post by: Doomsday on May 29, 2008, 06:35:39 pm
Tellz him no. Tellz him you sleepie-sleepie. Stay on long butholder and pull upz a manboob and use it as a pillo, that is something soft to rest your hed on.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 64
Post by: Slartibartfast on June 04, 2008, 12:26:52 am
Tell him you want cookies and milk before you go.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 38
Post by: Huckbuck on June 04, 2008, 06:37:17 am
Chapter 67

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chap67pic1.png)

"Mea need them foody stuff n' sleepysleep first!"


"Well, we don't have time for that, here take this!"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chap67pic2.png)

"This is an elixir that restore both health, stop you from beeing hungry, and give you energy. Only drink a few drips though!

*Glug!*

"Now I will perform a spell that will take us to the basement. Stand still."

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chap67pic3.png)

"GAJHUYI KURAAH KARUMI!"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chap67pic4.png)

"Huff! Oi that was un ride!"


"We need to hurry to the guardian!"


Inventory:

Wearing: unbuttoned Black coat, cotton pants, Greasy Rug
Pockets:piece of wood (bloody), Rapier, Elixir (2/3 full)
Hands: Ugraalh Token (stone horse), glowing key
Other: Female Sign (laying closeby)
Status: Laying on the floor

Health: 100%
Fatigue: 100%
Mood:  confused
Hunger (0-10): 0
Other:

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 100%) (!)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (75%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (52%)
Burney stuff kills(100%) (!)
Brutality pays off!(23%)
Rug is the brown squary thing that saved me!(81%)
Always keep weapon close(89%)
rock horsey kick but(100%)(!)
MANBOOBS!!! (96%)
Glowing Stuff repells dark stuff (100%)
Dont kill smart people (93%)
Brains = Yumyum (92%)
Smexy sign is smexness (96%)
Green goey stuff from mouth smell like mum (75%)
Speaky smarttalk make smartyguys happy (95%)
Brickers are hurts (92%)

Time of day:

MORNING---DAY---EVENING---NIGHT---
---------------------|-----------------


Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 67
Post by: Doomsday on June 04, 2008, 05:46:40 pm
Go aftr smarty trod, n bring out one o da glowy tings to see betr, like smrty trod.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 67
Post by: shadowlord18 on June 11, 2008, 02:54:52 am
totally fallow but keep sign close
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 67
Post by: Slartibartfast on June 11, 2008, 08:53:11 am
Run after him while groping your manboobs, yelling boom-shakka-lakka.

Why?  Why not?
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 67
Post by: Yannick on June 11, 2008, 09:17:34 am
IT'S A TRAP.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 38
Post by: Huckbuck on June 29, 2008, 07:23:05 am
Chapter 68

"Okay me fulluw!"


(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chap68pic2.png)

"OH NO! GREAT MOTHER OF TRODS!"

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chap68pic1.png)

"EEH... OH ITS YOU! THE YOUNG TROD... AND YOU MUST BE *HRM* YOU MUST BE GHUNGAACK... UGRAALH.. HE.. HE HIMSELF ATTACKED ME... I HAD NO CHANCE... AND NOW! NOW A GUNGIR WARBAND HAVE MARCHED THROUGH THE PORTAL TO EARTH... THEY HAD A SPHERETRAVELING DEVICE... YOU! YOU MUST STOP THEM... you must go to... *cough* rrmgh.."

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chap68pic3.png)

"Hmm.. me fink he is sleepun.. are we guna wait for that un to wakiewakie agein?"


"You heard his words... you must stod them, I think he saw something special in you my dear Trod..

Inventory:

Wearing: unbuttoned Black coat, cotton pants, Greasy Rug
Pockets:piece of wood (bloody), Rapier, Elixir (2/3 full)
Hands: Ugraalh Token (stone horse), glowing key
Other: Female Sign (laying closeby)
Status: -

Health: 100%
Fatigue: 98%
Mood:  a bit more confused than the usuall troddy confusion
Hunger (0-10): 0
Other:

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 100%) (!)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (72%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (50%)
Burney stuff kills(100%) (!)
Brutality pays off!(20%)
Rug is the brown squary thing that saved me!(79%)
Always keep weapon close(85%)
rock horsey kick but(100%)(!)
MANBOOBS!!! (94%)
Glowing Stuff repells dark stuff (100%)
Dont kill smart people (92%)
Brains = Yumyum (87%)
Smexy sign is smexness (94%)
Green goey stuff from mouth smell like mum (72%)
Speaky smarttalk make smartyguys happy (92%)
Brickers are hurts (91%)

Time of day:

MORNING---DAY---EVENING---NIGHT---
----------------------|----------------

Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 68
Post by: Plank of Wood on June 29, 2008, 09:02:28 am
Tell the smarty one that we need to go to Rrmgh.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 68
Post by: FROMAN on June 29, 2008, 09:47:41 am
yes we must go to Rrmgh.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 68
Post by: Doctor Z on June 29, 2008, 11:53:01 am
What about stodding them!?  :o
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 68
Post by: Kratok on June 29, 2008, 07:11:13 pm
Mak' sure ta take sum o' biggy guys meaty meats since no need em in sleepy time, and yu might get tha hungriez
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 68
Post by: Slartibartfast on June 30, 2008, 01:28:26 am
We must go through the portal to earth and pick up chicks and doughnuts.  Oh yea, stopping the Gungir warband might be a good idea too.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 38
Post by: Huckbuck on July 01, 2008, 01:03:43 pm
Chapter 69

"Eaty? bbuta me be noes 'ungry... me travul to urth n' Rrmgh!"


(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chap69pic1.png)

ZUUUUUM

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chap69pic2.png)

"Oioioi! were um I? Me 'ead.. it is funneh..."



(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chap69pic3.png)

"Oi look! Z' thut peaceville huh?"



Inventory:

Wearing: unbuttoned Black coat, cotton pants, Greasy Rug
Pockets:piece of wood (bloody), Rapier, Elixir (2/3 full)
Hands: Ugraalh Token (stone horse), glowing key
Other: Female Sign (?)
Status: -

Health: 100%
Fatigue: 80%
Mood:  CONFUSION IS ULTIMATE!
Hunger (0-10): 0
Other:

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 100%) (!)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (70%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (49%)
Burney stuff kills(100%) (!)
Brutality pays off!(17%)
Rug is the brown squary thing that saved me!(75%)
Always keep weapon close(82%)
rock horsey kick but(100%)(!)
MANBOOBS!!! (91%)
Glowing Stuff repells dark stuff (98%)
Dont kill smart people (90%)
Brains = Yumyum (85%)
Smexy sign is smexness (90%)
Green goey stuff from mouth smell like mum (70%)
Speaky smarttalk make smartyguys happy (91%)
Brickers are hurts (87%)

Time of day:

MORNING---DAY---EVENING---NIGHT---
---------|-----------------------------


Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 69
Post by: Plank of Wood on July 01, 2008, 01:30:36 pm
CONFUSION IS ULTAMATE

WITHOUT IT WE CANNOT PROSPER
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 69
Post by: Doctor Z on July 01, 2008, 02:21:28 pm
Run away toward the shiny town.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 69
Post by: FROMAN on July 01, 2008, 03:29:49 pm
to the town of shininess.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 69
Post by: Flamester_ on July 02, 2008, 07:04:08 am
Run toward the human city!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 38
Post by: Huckbuck on July 06, 2008, 02:24:44 pm
Chapter 70

"Walkie? mmmkey.."


(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chap70pic1.png)

"Budumbudom.. baa-bomm, didodammdidodammdidamdom-hay!"


(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chap70pic2.png)

"Huh! Lotsa them wattery stuff!"




Inventory:

Wearing: unbuttoned Black coat, cotton pants, Greasy Rug
Pockets:piece of wood (bloody), Rapier, Elixir (2/3 full)
Hands: Ugraalh Token (stone horse), glowing key
Other: Female Sign
Status: -

Health: 100%
Fatigue: 78%
Mood:  CONFUSION IS ULTIMATE!
Hunger (0-10): 0
Other:

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 100%) (!)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (68%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (43%)
Burney stuff kills(100%) (!)
Brutality pays off!(12%)
Rug is the brown squary thing that saved me!(72%)
Always keep weapon close(79%)
rock horsey kick but(100%)(!)
MANBOOBS!!! (90%)
Glowing Stuff repells dark stuff (95%)
Dont kill smart people (87%)
Brains = Yumyum (82%)
Smexy sign is smexness (86%)
Green goey stuff from mouth smell like mum (69%)
Speaky smarttalk make smartyguys happy (91%)
Brickers are hurts (85%)

Time of day:

MORNING---DAY---EVENING---NIGHT---
----------|----------------------------


Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 70
Post by: Plank of Wood on July 06, 2008, 02:32:19 pm
Take out your sign and look at it to see what dirrection you should go next.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 70
Post by: Andrew Ryan on July 06, 2008, 02:54:17 pm
Walk toward the watery stuff.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 70
Post by: Slartibartfast on July 07, 2008, 01:12:25 am
Look for a bridge or boat dock.  Anyway to get across the river without swimming will do.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 70
Post by: ashevm on July 11, 2008, 04:50:33 am
Why not swim?
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 70
Post by: Plank of Wood on July 13, 2008, 03:20:08 am
Because he'd strip again.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 70
Post by: shadowlord18 on July 13, 2008, 04:44:43 am
look for a brige
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 38
Post by: Huckbuck on August 17, 2008, 08:49:59 am
Chapter 71

"HUMHUM.. bridgy fing uh?"


(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chap71pic1.png)

"Budbudom..'oi? Any brigid here?"


(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chap71pic2.png)

"Bluh! Me getty wet stuff in mouf huh.. OI! Dat be one of em brigd innit heady voicefelluhs?"




Inventory:

Wearing: unbuttoned Black coat, cotton pants, Greasy Rug
Pockets:piece of wood (bloody), Rapier, Elixir (2/3 full)
Hands: Ugraalh Token (stone horse), glowing key
Other: Female Sign
Status: Wet

CONFUSION:


1 -
2 -
3 -
4 -
5 -
6 -
7 -
8 -
9 -  <-


Health: 100%
Fatigue: 74%
Mood:  -
Hunger (0-10): 0
Other:

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 100%) (!)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (62%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (41%)
Burney stuff kills(100%) (!)
Brutality pays off!(9%)
Rug is the brown squary thing that saved me!(71%)
Always keep weapon close(75%)
rock horsey kick but(100%)(!)
MANBOOBS!!! (89%)
Glowing Stuff repells dark stuff (92%)
Dont kill smart people (83%)
Brains = Yumyum (80%)
Smexy sign is smexness (85%)
Green goey stuff from mouth smell like mum (64%)
Speaky smarttalk make smartyguys happy (88%)
Brickers are hurts (82%)

Time of day:

MORNING---DAY---EVENING---NIGHT---
----------|----------------------------



Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 71
Post by: Yuu on August 17, 2008, 09:20:43 am
Yay! :D

Go to brown thingy near watery stuffs.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 71
Post by: Doctor Z on August 17, 2008, 09:44:21 am
Is a portable bridge. You sit in its, and just push yourself (splashy splashy!) to the side!

Some people call it a boat, but I prefers PORTABLE BRIDGE!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 71
Post by: Yuu on August 18, 2008, 03:03:55 am
PORTABLE BRIDGE rulesesest!!!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 71
Post by: Huckbuck on August 18, 2008, 04:34:35 am
BTW, the new confusion meter you might have noticed requires some explanation. I think that Burke is always more or less confused, enough for this to have an impact on his behaviour. When he is very confused he will listen to you more and do things he would consider not so smart to do if he wouldn't be so confused, but when confused he will also do things by himself much more likely. One example of actions he may do by himself is when he shoved that professor in the beginning into the fireplace. When he is less confused he will only listen to you partly and might modify what you say to make it more like his taste, but he will also think through his actions a LITTLE bit more than when confused.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 71
Post by: shadowlord18 on August 18, 2008, 08:55:49 am
ok look around for sign like things called oars you will need them   then push the boat away from the soar then use the oars to move
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 71
Post by: Kratok on August 19, 2008, 11:00:11 pm
Why is confusion not ultimate anymore?

"ACTIVATE THE TURBO BOOST!"
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 71
Post by: Huckbuck on August 20, 2008, 12:16:02 pm
Why is confusion not ultimate anymore?

"ACTIVATE THE TURBO BOOST!"

9 is ultimate.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 71
Post by: Glacies on August 20, 2008, 04:48:46 pm
Don't touch dat brown ting. It probably smell like mum.

Tinkin' about dat...

You probbly miss yur mum now, dontcha? Why dun you looks around for stufs to smash, so you kin vent yur anger. Hey, dere's someting brown over dere. Smash it wit yur horsey.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 38
Post by: Huckbuck on August 28, 2008, 12:54:42 pm
Chapter 72

"Oi me lookie huh?"


(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chap72pic1.png)

"Ruffieduffie wuzza deez be? Iz nuthin burnie stuff innit? Meh, mez borered..."


Why dun you looks around for stufs to smash, so you kin vent yur anger. Hey, dere's someting brown over dere. Smash it wit yur horsey.

"Yayur! me wunna do summa dat brutul fingyfings huh? OIOIOI!"


(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chap72pic2.png)

"GAAAAAH!!! Huhu disa be funnyfunny stuff.. did it wurk huh?"




Inventory:

Wearing: unbuttoned Black coat, cotton pants, Greasy Rug
Pockets:piece of wood (bloody), Rapier, Elixir (2/3 full)
Hands:  glowing key
Other: Female Sign, Ugraalh Token (stone horse) (Laying nearby)
Status: Wet

CONFUSION:


1 -
2 -
3 -
4 -
5 -
6 -
7 -
8 -
9 -  <-


Health: 100%
Fatigue: 70%
Mood:  -
Hunger (0-10): 1
Other:

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 100%) (!)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (60%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (38%)
Burney stuff kills(100%) (!)
Brutality pays off!(100%)
Rug is the brown squary thing that saved me!(68%)
Always keep weapon close(72%)
rock horsey kick but(100%)(!)
MANBOOBS!!! (85%)
Glowing Stuff repells dark stuff (91%)
Dont kill smart people (82%)
Brains = Yumyum (76%)
Smexy sign is smexness (81%)
Green goey stuff from mouth smell like mum (62%)
Speaky smarttalk make smartyguys happy (86%)
Brickers are hurts (79%)

Time of day:

MORNING---DAY---EVENING---NIGHT---
-----------|---------------------------



Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 72
Post by: Plank of Wood on August 28, 2008, 01:56:21 pm
No. No it did not.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 72
Post by: Doctor Z on August 28, 2008, 05:22:23 pm
Hold it and say "I need money!"

>_>
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 72
Post by: Kenotai on August 29, 2008, 08:29:38 am
grab the stick like thingun' and the roundy thingy in portable bridge.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 72
Post by: Glacies on September 01, 2008, 06:16:00 pm
Do it agin'.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 72
Post by: ashevm on September 02, 2008, 01:33:11 am
Sit inside portable bidgey. Push water to the back = make you goes forwardy.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 72
Post by: shadowlord18 on October 23, 2008, 10:12:04 pm
come on goes push the boat burk
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 72
Post by: Huckbuck on October 25, 2008, 02:41:58 am
Soory for not updating in a long while.. I have been busy with school and Warhammer Online, and lately a lot of IRL things have kept me busy and unfocused to (one of thoose things beeing breaking up with my girlfriend that I have eben together with for 16 months) and I feel kinda funny at the moment. I do however think I will update this week, since I have a 9 days break from school. Thanks for still showing interest :)
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 72
Post by: Yuu on October 25, 2008, 03:19:11 am
YYYYYYYEEEEESSSSSSS!!!


Ps. Sorry for what happened. Take your time, Huck. :)
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 38
Post by: Huckbuck on October 31, 2008, 06:24:55 am
Chapter 73

"not agin, 's boring.. youse be in me pockey fing lil grey fing. Takea em fings? Mkey.."


(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chap73pic1.png)

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chap73pic2.png)

"Oi. wuzza now thun?"


(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chap71pic3.png)

"Okeyiu, push bridgy huh?"


(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chap71pic4.png)

"PUSHIE! PUSHIE! PUSHY!"


(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chap71pic5.png)

"Ooosh! Me be like fis tiredud huh!? Time for restyrest?"



Inventory:

Wearing: unbuttoned Black coat, cotton pants, Greasy Rug
Pockets: piece of wood (bloody), Rapier, Elixir (2/3 full), Wood Stick, CD, Ugraalh Token (stone horse),
Hands:  glowing key
Other: Female Sign,
Status: Tired

CONFUSION:


1 -
2 -
3 -
4 -
5 -
6 -
7 -
8 -
9 - <-


Health: 100%
Fatigue: 50%
Mood:  -
Hunger (0-10): 2
Other:

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 100%) (!)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (59%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (34%)
Burney stuff kills(100%) (!)
Brutality pays off!(97%)
Rug is the brown squary thing that saved me!(62%)
Always keep weapon close(70%)
rock horsey kick but(100%)(!)
MANBOOBS!!! (83%)
Glowing Stuff repells dark stuff (90%)
Dont kill smart people (80%)
Brains = Yumyum (74%)
Smexy sign is smexness (88%)
Green goey stuff from mouth smell like mum (61%)
Speaky smarttalk make smartyguys happy (83%)
Brickers are hurts (72%)

Time of day:

MORNING---DAY---EVENING---NIGHT---
------------|--------------------------


Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 72
Post by: Yuu on October 31, 2008, 06:38:18 am
YES!



As for Burk do, rests for nows.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 72
Post by: Andrew Ryan on October 31, 2008, 07:10:21 am
Try to eat the CD, see if it makes you strong like the guy on the cover!  :D
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 72
Post by: shadowlord18 on October 31, 2008, 05:42:57 pm
resty time but hide in the boat so no one can see you
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 72
Post by: smjjames on November 01, 2008, 08:24:45 pm
sleep... then eat your head. lol

OOC: What is this: Green goey stuff from mouth smell like mum (61%) suppoused to mean or is it just something wierd?
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 72
Post by: Plank of Wood on November 02, 2008, 07:20:44 am
It's from when a Mini-Trod threw up on him.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 72
Post by: smjjames on November 02, 2008, 10:03:58 am
I know that, I read through the whole thread. It was a half-blood trod though, not a mini-trod as he looked about the same size as Burke, maybe a little taller.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 72
Post by: Plank of Wood on November 02, 2008, 10:27:52 am
Mini-trod sounds better :D
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 72
Post by: shadowlord18 on November 12, 2008, 11:10:55 pm
so we are hunkering down and sleep
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 72
Post by: Huckbuck on November 13, 2008, 05:34:18 am
I am in Florida. I will update when I get back for sure.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 72
Post by: Glacies on December 10, 2008, 04:08:37 am
Eat da diskey thingy.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 72
Post by: Saganmaineiac on February 17, 2009, 11:22:26 am
is this gonna continue?
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 72
Post by: Huckbuck on February 17, 2009, 11:37:56 am
Yes, when I do not know.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 38
Post by: Huckbuck on March 02, 2009, 11:24:10 am
And so it's back! I can update this very fast now I noticed, atleast compared the the age taking feend updates :P



Chapter 74

"Eat it? Hmphf.. mkey.. nomnom!"


(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chapter74pic1.png)

"Oi! It tasteded gud! Now sleepy sleepy when hidey?"


(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chapter74pic2.png)

"ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzZzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzz"


(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chapter74pic3.png)

"YAAAWN! Now dat was sum gud sleepin yes huh? Nowut heady voices?"



Inventory:

Wearing: unbuttoned Black coat, cotton pants, Greasy Rug
Pockets: piece of wood (bloody), Rapier, Elixir (2/3 full), Wood Stick, Ugraalh Token (stone horse),
Hands:  glowing key
Other: Female Sign,
Status: Happy

CONFUSION:


1 -
2 -
3 -
4 -
5 -
6 -
7 -
8 -
9 - <-


Health: 100%
Fatigue: 0%
Mood:  -
Hunger (0-10): 3
Other:

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 100%) (!)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (56%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (31%)
Burney stuff kills(100%) (!)
Brutality pays off!(94%)
Rug is the brown squary thing that saved me!(58%)
Always keep weapon close(67%)
rock horsey kick but(100%)(!)
MANBOOBS!!! (100%)
Glowing Stuff repells dark stuff (86%)
Dont kill smart people (78%)
Brains = Yumyum (71%)
Smexy sign is smexness (85%)
Green goey stuff from mouth smell like mum (58%)
Speaky smarttalk make smartyguys happy (80%)
Brickers are hurts (69%)

Time of day:

MORNING---DAY---EVENING---NIGHT---
---------------------------|-----------



Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 73 - BACK ONCE AGAIN
Post by: Veraal on March 02, 2009, 01:12:43 pm
Go swim swam.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 73 - BACK ONCE AGAIN
Post by: Huckbuck on March 07, 2009, 04:02:13 pm
I can't base an update on what only Veraal say, so no updates untill I get more opinions.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 73 - BACK ONCE AGAIN
Post by: Grazony on March 07, 2009, 04:03:54 pm
You must swim in the big wetness...... God that sounds wrong. >.>
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 73 - BACK ONCE AGAIN
Post by: Blarg on March 07, 2009, 04:22:11 pm
Go swim swam.

Yes. Do it, Burke! Do it!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 73 - BACK ONCE AGAIN
Post by: Grazony on March 07, 2009, 05:15:35 pm
I misread that as "Yes. Do it, Bukkake! Do it!"........
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 73 - BACK ONCE AGAIN
Post by: smjjames on March 07, 2009, 09:48:16 pm
Stick your head underwater and dive. Don't forget to hold your breath.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 73 - BACK ONCE AGAIN
Post by: Yannick on March 08, 2009, 08:21:52 am
Yes! The public demands manboobs!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 73 - BACK ONCE AGAIN
Post by: Slartibartfast on March 09, 2009, 07:19:45 am
Try to paddle the boat to the city on the island.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 73 - BACK ONCE AGAIN
Post by: smjjames on March 09, 2009, 11:23:41 am
DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!


lol

and no I'm not trying to drown him.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 38
Post by: Huckbuck on March 17, 2009, 04:03:52 am
Chapter 75

"Swimmy swimmy ya? Mkeyy..."


(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chapter75pic1.png)

"hupp!"


(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chapter75pic2.png)

"BLLLUUUUBB!! hmhfhm!"


Inventory:

Wearing: unbuttoned Black coat, cotton pants, Greasy Rug
Pockets: piece of wood (bloody), Rapier, Elixir (2/3 full), Wood Stick, Ugraalh Token (stone horse),
Hands:  glowing key
Other: Female Sign,
Status: scared

CONFUSION:


1 -
2 -
3 -
4 -
5 -
6 -
7 -
8 -
9 - <-


Health: 100%
Fatigue: 2%
Mood:  -
Hunger (0-10): 3
Other: CAN'T BREATH

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 100%) (!)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (52%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (28%)
Burney stuff kills(100%) (!)
Brutality pays off!(91%)
Rug is the brown squary thing that saved me!(54%)
Always keep weapon close(63%)
rock horsey kick but(100%)(!)
MANBOOBS!!! (100%)
Glowing Stuff repells dark stuff (82%)
Dont kill smart people (75%)
Brains = Yumyum (69%)
Smexy sign is smexness (83%)
Green goey stuff from mouth smell like mum (57%)
Speaky smarttalk make smartyguys happy (76%)
Brickers are hurts (66%)

Time of day:

MORNING---DAY---EVENING---NIGHT---
----------------------------|----------
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 75
Post by: smjjames on March 17, 2009, 05:11:40 am
How long can he hold his breath? I'm not trying to kill him, I'm just checking so that we don't accidentially kill him. Also, I think you mean scared, not scarred.

Well, theres kind of three options here, depending on how long he can hold his breath:

(if he can hold his breath underwater for some minutes) Dive down to the bottom and um.... search for treasure!

(if he is running out of air) Surface now! You ain't a fish!

(random) Do the conga underwater!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 75
Post by: Andrew Ryan on March 17, 2009, 07:40:41 am
Why should we be worrying if he can't breathe or not. He's blue so he must be made of water so of course he can breathe! Take a big breathe of water, let it all in and taste the fresh Briney goodness!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 75
Post by: Slartibartfast on March 17, 2009, 01:52:41 pm
Get back in the boat.  NOW!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 75
Post by: Little on March 17, 2009, 01:55:36 pm
Why should we be worrying if he can't breathe or not. He's blue so he must be made of water so of course he can breathe! Take a big breathe of water, let it all in and taste the fresh Briney goodness!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 75
Post by: Blarg on March 17, 2009, 05:38:16 pm
Why should we be worrying if he can't breathe or not. He's blue so he must be made of water so of course he can breathe! Take a big breathe of water, let it all in and taste the fresh Briney goodness!

I agree with this entirely. He obviously has magical water powers. Like Aquaman, except he doesn't suck.  :P
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 75
Post by: Cyst on March 17, 2009, 05:51:43 pm
Why should we be worrying if he can't breathe or not. He's blue so he must be made of water so of course he can breathe! Take a big breathe of water, let it all in and taste the fresh Briney goodness!

I agree with this entirely. He obviously has magical water powers. Like Aquaman, except he doesn't suck.  :P
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 38
Post by: Huckbuck on March 22, 2009, 05:43:52 am
Chapter 76

"ugh!??!?"


(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chapter76pic1.png)

"..."


(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chapter76pic2.png)

"oii.. hubuha! Oioioi.. thut was no fun! Where is I?"


(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chapter76pic3.png)

"Huggh! Not agein! Me eyes!"



Inventory:

Wearing: unbuttoned Black coat, cotton pants, Greasy Rug
Pockets: piece of wood (bloody), Rapier, Elixir (2/3 full), Wood Stick, Ugraalh Token (stone horse),
Hands:  glowing key
Other: Female Sign,
Status: ?

CONFUSION:


1 -
2 -
3 -
4 -
5 -
6 -
7 -
8 -
9 - <-


Health: ?%
Fatigue: ?%
Mood:  -
Hunger (0-10): 3
Other: ?

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 100%) (!)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (52%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (28%)
Burney stuff kills(100%) (!)
Brutality pays off!(91%)
Rug is the brown squary thing that saved me!(54%)
Always keep weapon close(63%)
rock horsey kick but(100%)(!)
MANBOOBS!!! (100%)
Glowing Stuff repells dark stuff (82%)
Dont kill smart people (75%)
Brains = Yumyum (69%)
Smexy sign is smexness (83%)
Green goey stuff from mouth smell like mum (57%)
Speaky smarttalk make smartyguys happy (76%)
Brickers are hurts (66%)

Time of day:

MORNING---DAY---EVENING---NIGHT---
-------------------?-------------------

Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 76
Post by: smjjames on March 22, 2009, 05:49:31 am
oh crap, hes dead isn't he?

*speaks as loudly and as deeply as possible inside Burkes head*

I AM TROGDOR, FATHER OF ALL TROGS! WELCOME TO THE AFTERLIFE!....

*speaks normally*

Seriously burke, just stand/sit/whatever there and be in awe of whatever ominescient bieng that is.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 76
Post by: Kenotai on March 22, 2009, 05:58:29 am
RUN AWAY!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 76
Post by: smjjames on March 22, 2009, 06:00:43 am
RUN AWAY!

We don't even know IF that is even possible, plus where can we run away TO? We don't even know where the hell we are, if not actually IN hell.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 76
Post by: Kenotai on March 22, 2009, 06:03:43 am
He obviously can talk, so the water went away, somehow.  Besides, don't All Trods Go To Hell?
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 76
Post by: Plank of Wood on March 22, 2009, 06:16:59 am
He obviously can talk, so the water went away, somehow.  Besides, don't All Trods Go To Trod Hospital

Yes, Trod "Hospital". ;)
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 76
Post by: Andrew Ryan on March 23, 2009, 07:23:45 am
He' obviously having an out of body experience. Since ghosts can fly, I suggest he just fly around a little bit to test out his new ghostliness. We should also try to find his body while were at it so he can see how ugly he is and maybe get some Nip-tuck when this is over. 
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 76
Post by: Yuu on March 23, 2009, 07:44:59 am
Burke has finally ascended.


Quick, try out your new ascended powers on the mysterious, enigmatic man of vagueness floating above you.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 76
Post by: smjjames on March 23, 2009, 09:23:53 am
Grab the stone horse and shout "I AM UGRAAALLLHH!!!!!" and show that you are a dietity as well.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 38
Post by: Huckbuck on March 23, 2009, 11:43:23 am
Chapter 77


(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chapter77pic1.png)

"BURKE?"


(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chapter77pic2.png)

"Huly muther of Trod!


(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z242/Hucklordofbuck/chapter77pic3.png)

"MOOOM!!!"



Inventory:

Wearing: unbuttoned Black coat, cotton pants, Greasy Rug
Pockets: piece of wood (bloody), Rapier, Elixir (2/3 full), Wood Stick, Ugraalh Token (stone horse),
Hands:  glowing key
Other: Female Sign,
Status: ?

CONFUSION:


1 -
2 -
3 -
4 -
5 -
6 -
7 -
8 -
9 - <-


Health: ?%
Fatigue: ?%
Mood:  -
Hunger (0-10): 3
Other: ?

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 100%) (!)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (52%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (28%)
Burney stuff kills(100%) (!)
Brutality pays off!(91%)
Rug is the brown squary thing that saved me!(54%)
Always keep weapon close(63%)
rock horsey kick but(100%)(!)
MANBOOBS!!! (100%)
Glowing Stuff repells dark stuff (82%)
Dont kill smart people (75%)
Brains = Yumyum (69%)
Smexy sign is smexness (83%)
Green goey stuff from mouth smell like mum (100%)
Speaky smarttalk make smartyguys happy (76%)
Brickers are hurts (66%)

Time of day:

MORNING---DAY---EVENING---NIGHT---
-------------------?-------------------


Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 77
Post by: Veraal on March 23, 2009, 11:44:48 am
Kiss her.

On her mouth.

With your lips.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 77
Post by: smjjames on March 23, 2009, 11:47:14 am
Is that a sock puppet?

Punch yourself in your face, make sure you aren't dreaming.

I thought his mother was dead or something.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 77
Post by: Veraal on March 23, 2009, 11:47:43 am
Just kiss her.

Show some class.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 77
Post by: smjjames on March 23, 2009, 11:50:08 am
You are wierd....

Slowly approach her and if she turns into an ugly demon, run like a Fang-Chomp is after you!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 77
Post by: Xenomorph on March 23, 2009, 12:09:27 pm
Bruke! its your mother! listen to her wise words!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 77
Post by: Yuu on March 23, 2009, 12:15:45 pm
Kiss her.

On her lips.

With your mouth.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 77
Post by: Doctor Z on March 23, 2009, 12:47:18 pm
That is frighteningly ugly.

As an imbecile, it is your right-NAY, your RESPONSIBILITY-to kill all that is frightening, unknown, ugly, or coughs oddly.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 77
Post by: Grazony on March 23, 2009, 02:38:34 pm
Ask "Where the hell you been MUM! I just ask'd for a sammich."
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 77
Post by: smjjames on March 23, 2009, 02:42:25 pm
As an imbecile, it is your right-NAY, your RESPONSIBILITY-to kill all that is frightening, unknown, ugly, or coughs oddly.

Even himself since he is ugly?

As far as those half breeds from quite a while back, if one half is Trod, whats the other half?
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 77
Post by: Huckbuck on March 23, 2009, 02:43:20 pm
It's Trod, not Trog.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 77
Post by: smjjames on March 23, 2009, 02:45:10 pm
oops, sorry.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 77
Post by: Yuu on March 23, 2009, 02:45:57 pm
Kiss her.

Let's keep up the act until we find out her true intentions.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 77
Post by: smjjames on March 23, 2009, 02:47:10 pm
Kiss her.

Let's keep up the act until we find out her true intentions.

Well, I guess it WOULD be nice to simply kiss her, lthough on the cheek, not the mouth. Unless Trods have some wierd custom...
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 77
Post by: Doctor Z on March 23, 2009, 02:58:11 pm
Why do you think they're so ugly?

Now kiss your mom/sister/aunt/dad.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 77
Post by: smjjames on March 23, 2009, 03:34:55 pm
Why do you think they're so ugly?

lol!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 77
Post by: Saganmaineiac on March 23, 2009, 05:41:27 pm
or make out
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 77
Post by: Grazony on March 23, 2009, 05:55:54 pm
You're sick.... In. The. Head.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 77
Post by: Veraal on March 23, 2009, 06:00:50 pm
I think you should touch her/him inappropriately.

With your hands.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 77
Post by: Grazony on March 23, 2009, 06:04:39 pm
You're sick.... In. The. Head.
You're sick.... In. The. Head.

Double for you VERAAL!
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 77
Post by: Andrew Ryan on March 23, 2009, 09:16:55 pm
Awww look, their trying to insult each other!

ITS SO CUTE!!!!  :D :D :D :3 :3 :3
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 77
Post by: Grazony on March 23, 2009, 10:08:38 pm
*hiss*
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 77
Post by: Yuu on March 24, 2009, 02:42:15 am
I'd hit that...










With the sign.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 77
Post by: Saganmaineiac on April 24, 2009, 07:07:38 am
I'd continue...the topic.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 77
Post by: Andrew Ryan on April 24, 2009, 07:18:03 am
Stop it Sagan, stop bumping dead topics. Do you want to get perma banned?
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 77
Post by: Veraal on May 16, 2009, 09:25:25 am
Stop it Andrew Ryan, stop not using the "report" button instead.

Do you want to taste the back of my hand?
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 77
Post by: Yuu on May 16, 2009, 11:04:41 am
And I came in here thinking Huck updated it.

Oh well... :(
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 77
Post by: Huckbuck on May 16, 2009, 04:04:02 pm
This isn't dead, it won't be dead untill I am dead or Burke is. It is just hibernating, as usuall.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 77
Post by: Veraal on May 16, 2009, 04:30:36 pm
Love to pull that one from time to time.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 77
Post by: Grazony on May 16, 2009, 04:33:30 pm
Do you want to taste the back of my hand?

Yes please.
Title: Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 77
Post by: Yannick on May 16, 2009, 04:37:57 pm
Rape is imminent.