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Title: Things not to say when
Post by: Werechicken on January 10, 2007, 11:59:03 am
title sums it up, the person above will have possted a situation you post a humerous line, then you post a situation.
It should be in this form;

Things not to say when having sex

Then the person after would post something like

wow this is so much better with a real woman

then you'd also post your situation, and to get you all started:

Things not to say during sex; (yes you can repeat a situation if you really want to)
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: emmet on January 10, 2007, 12:02:26 pm
"Keeping my eyes closed makes it so much easier."

Things not to say on a plane.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Celdur on January 10, 2007, 12:38:54 pm
BOOOMMMBB!!!!!!!!!!!11

things not to say to your child....
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on January 10, 2007, 01:17:15 pm
Yes Timmy you rabbit is going to hell for your sins.

Things not to say to a mod.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Werechicken on January 10, 2007, 02:15:56 pm
Hey do you want to see how my photoshopped image of a chinese guy?

things not to say to your child
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Pando on January 10, 2007, 04:17:41 pm
You were an accident.

Things not to say to a cop.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Werechicken on January 10, 2007, 05:51:16 pm
hey are you the guy from village people

things not to say in church
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Manna on January 10, 2007, 06:05:53 pm
Isn't it possible that the Virgin Mary was a hermaphrodite?

Things not to say to old people
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Luminar on January 10, 2007, 07:40:06 pm
"Shouldn't you be in a home somewhere?"

Things not to say at the dinner table.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cheesecow on January 10, 2007, 08:05:02 pm
good... meatloaf?

things not to say on a bus.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on January 11, 2007, 01:02:12 am
"People we can't drive over 50 miles per hour or this bus will explode!"

Things not to say in English class.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: SBD on January 11, 2007, 01:51:15 am
Boy did I enjoy exploring the themes and issues in that crappy novel!

Things not to say in jail
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Werechicken on January 11, 2007, 04:09:10 am
Yeah, after I got kicked out of the police force for being involved in a peadophile ring I decided to campaign to get prison sentences lengthened

things not to say as the pilot of an aeroplane
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Inkling on January 11, 2007, 06:12:04 am
Heh, so much for improved airline security.  You wouldn't believe what I just snuck through!

Things not to say in class.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Luminar on January 11, 2007, 08:30:55 am
Hey teach, got any pot? This lesson's boring

Things not to say in the dark
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Person21 on January 11, 2007, 08:37:55 am
BOO!!!! (and grabbing the person on the shoulder)






Things not to say when around an army of undead.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on January 11, 2007, 10:10:40 am
Damn my time at MIT didn't prepare me for this.

Things not to say when eating dinner.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Khornel on January 11, 2007, 11:27:54 am
And then they surgically removed the eggs that the spider had planted in me, rectally...

Things not to say on a date
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Werechicken on January 11, 2007, 11:30:49 am
Would you like to see my shrine to the others?

Things not to say during a funeral
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Mr. Consideration on January 11, 2007, 11:33:36 am
Have you seen 'Dawn of the Dead'?

Things not to say during a Bar Mitzvah...
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Werechicken on January 11, 2007, 01:08:37 pm
Congratulations son you're a man now, not much of man, mind, more like the male lead from a final fantasy game, but I'm sure that no matter how androgenous you look you are still a man..... probably

Things not to say during sex
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: a14gt on January 11, 2007, 01:19:45 pm
"keep going (insert male name here)"(the other is female...)
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Khornel on January 11, 2007, 02:00:25 pm
Anything :-\

Things not to say catching your son masturbating
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on January 11, 2007, 02:34:35 pm
"So... what're you watching?"

Things not to say in a book store.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Darth Grievi on January 11, 2007, 04:06:23 pm
FLAME ON!

Things not to say when talking to friends
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Werechicken on January 11, 2007, 06:28:41 pm
So I notice that you're arroused......

Things not to say in a nursery
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Luminar on January 11, 2007, 06:42:53 pm
Today we have a special guest visit from.... Michael Jackson!

Things not to say to Michael Jackson
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Oviraptor on January 11, 2007, 06:46:45 pm
"Got your nose!"

Things not to say when holding a new born baby.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Werechicken on January 11, 2007, 07:36:12 pm
wow, four days ago I wouldn't have been able to come within 50 metres of any child.....

Things not to say to a police officer
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Luminar on January 11, 2007, 09:05:32 pm
No officer, he was like what when I found him. I didn't tie him down then burn him alive.

Things not to say to a vampire
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Inkling on January 11, 2007, 09:46:19 pm
Aren't you a little old to be dressed up as some lame gothic kid?

Things not to say to a gothic kid.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: El_Buro on January 11, 2007, 10:37:16 pm
"So you're sure you're not emo...?"

Things not to say whilst skydiving.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on January 11, 2007, 11:25:30 pm
"Darn I forgot the parachute"

Things not to say when you are in a waiting room.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Luminar on January 11, 2007, 11:34:43 pm
Ten million bottles, standing on the wall... ten million bottles, standing on the wall...

Things not to say at the white house
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on January 11, 2007, 11:48:28 pm
I am an angry religious person from the Middle East with several bombs strapped to me!!!

Things not to say while driving.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cheesecow on January 12, 2007, 12:51:25 am
"son, can you hold my tequila for a sec?"

things not to say during a wedding
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Luminar on January 12, 2007, 01:14:39 am
"You may now kiss the bride."
Nah that's alright, I already did her. And her sister. ..wait, did I say that out loud?

Things not to say while on TV
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on January 12, 2007, 01:29:21 am
(While exposing oneself)
F***ing s***!!!

Things not to say when in a bar.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: BioCat on January 12, 2007, 03:26:44 am
“Free beer on that angry truck driver’s treat!”

Things not to say to a truck driver.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Werechicken on January 12, 2007, 09:01:25 am
Hey you look familiar... Did I sleep with your daughter?

Things not to say in a maternity ward
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Inkling on January 12, 2007, 04:43:18 pm
Congradulations, ma'am, it's a... well... I'm not sure what it is.  Nurse, call Ripley's!

Things not to say at a funeral.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Krakow Sam on January 12, 2007, 04:54:02 pm
Cheer up, it might never happen  ;D

Things not to say when IT happens
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Luminar on January 13, 2007, 12:01:09 am
There's nothing bad or scary about clowns, now go to bed.

Things not to say to an alien
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: BioCat on January 13, 2007, 03:03:16 am
Man you guys look a lot taller on TV…

Things not to say to a clown.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Werechicken on January 13, 2007, 05:59:22 am
So you a child molesting clown or a child killing clown?

Things not to say to a police officer
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on January 13, 2007, 07:49:56 am
I swear officer I didn't know she was 13!

Things not to say on a ship.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Mr. Consideration on January 13, 2007, 11:23:04 am
"God Himself Cannot sink this ship."

Things not to say when in Hospital...
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: darkstar on January 13, 2007, 02:25:42 pm
hmm I wonder how long this guy can go without this oxygen mask....

What not to say in a submarine
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Luminar on January 13, 2007, 02:32:09 pm
Let's have a screaming contest!

Things not to say in a library
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Werechicken on January 13, 2007, 03:08:18 pm
Let's have a screaming contest  ;)

Things not to say in a rest home
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on January 13, 2007, 05:12:38 pm
"Matlock is never coming on TV again, ever!"
(Alternatively)
"You are dead. You are dead. Oh you are so dead. You I give another night giver or take. You will live to around 200 and then die alone."

Things not to say in a (male) bathroom.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Pando on January 13, 2007, 05:24:38 pm
You call that big?


Things not to say to a McDonald's employee.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Werechicken on January 13, 2007, 06:56:13 pm
Soooooooo how much cow vagina's in my burger then?

Things not to say to the social services
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Luminar on January 14, 2007, 02:12:22 am
So, I heard napalm sticks to kids.

Things not to say in vietnam.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: SBD on January 14, 2007, 02:27:25 am
Zippo!

Things not to say in a packed elevator
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Huckbuck on January 14, 2007, 02:33:13 am
" Oh my, I shouldnt have eaten all thoose beans yesterday..."

Things not to say in a strip club.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: SBD on January 14, 2007, 02:56:58 am
MUM!?

things not to say in Nazi Germany
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Werechicken on January 14, 2007, 06:09:48 am
So I here Hitler only has one ball!?

Things not to say in a horror film
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Luminar on January 14, 2007, 06:24:23 am
I'm the comedic relief member of the group, the plotwriters wouldn't dare kill me off.

Things not to say to a psychic.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on January 14, 2007, 02:06:53 pm
(Thinking)
If I keep talking she wont notice that I have been staring at her breasts the entire time.

Things not to say to a body builder.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Ultima_Squirrel on January 14, 2007, 03:04:30 pm
WOW! did you buy those?

things not to say on a forum
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Werechicken on January 14, 2007, 03:42:43 pm
Hey everyone guess which old member I am!

Things not to say to an old forum member who has returned
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Ultima_Squirrel on January 14, 2007, 03:45:24 pm
don't eat my kitten >:)

things not to say to gaming steve
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Oviraptor on January 14, 2007, 04:09:52 pm
Sorry Steve, but we're going to have to shut down your server again for no explicable reason.

What not to say when dressed as super man in front of a feminist group.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Ultima_Squirrel on January 14, 2007, 04:14:39 pm
soooooo......you a virgin?

things not to say to an alien
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Pando on January 14, 2007, 04:53:44 pm
Take me to your leader! (sarcastically)


Things not to say at the zoo.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: SBD on January 14, 2007, 09:32:54 pm
Hey, fellow sapient beings, lets go and enjoy our freedom!

things not to say to Jack Thompson
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: DMB on January 14, 2007, 09:43:32 pm
You're a noob.

Things not to say to yourself.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on January 14, 2007, 11:13:12 pm
You're fat!

Things not to say to your class mates.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Grazony on January 14, 2007, 11:17:59 pm
Hey guys guess what we get to take a test today!


Things not to say to Godzilla.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Luminar on January 15, 2007, 02:10:03 am
You'll make a good handbag.

Things not to say to the grim reaper
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Grazony on January 15, 2007, 02:17:07 am
Man you are alot uglier in person



Things not to say to psycho with a chainsaw
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on January 15, 2007, 02:29:59 am
Oh please I have seen The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 20 times, I am not afraid of you.

Things not to say to your music teacher.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Luminar on January 15, 2007, 03:11:14 am
How about we study the piece "4:33" for a few months?

Things not to say to Conan the Barbarian
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Ultima_Squirrel on January 15, 2007, 04:36:00 am
Is Xena your wife?

Things not to say to a store clerk.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Werechicken on January 15, 2007, 07:48:29 am
So how's theat philosophy degree workign out?

things not to say to a student
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Luminar on January 15, 2007, 08:49:32 am
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

Things not to say to Gandalf
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: darkstar on January 15, 2007, 08:52:00 am
wow do u look old, can I play with your magic stick thing

what not to say when trying to convince god to let u into heaven.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Ultima_Squirrel on January 15, 2007, 04:51:12 pm
hey, if you let me in, i'll give you a cookie!

things not to say to a baker
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Oviraptor on January 15, 2007, 05:21:41 pm
Nice buns!

Things not to say when walking by a group of young girls
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Ultima_Squirrel on January 15, 2007, 10:29:29 pm
are you 18? Ah nevermind who's gonna know?

things not to say to a level 60 orc
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on January 15, 2007, 11:28:29 pm
Yous stuid!

Things not to say to a rabid World of Warcraft fanboy.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Huckbuck on January 16, 2007, 09:48:57 am
An MMO based on grinding is boring.

Things not to say to a WAR fanboy.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on January 16, 2007, 10:05:09 am
War has never solved anything. Ever.

Things not to say to a vegetarian.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: darkstar on January 16, 2007, 05:23:54 pm
so hows the chicken soup?

Things not to say to someone who posts on these forums..
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Oviraptor on January 16, 2007, 07:19:14 pm
Spore is going to be the worst game EVER!

Things not to say to the invisible man.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Ultima_Squirrel on January 16, 2007, 08:39:52 pm
i can see you!

things not to say to ben affleck
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Luminar on January 17, 2007, 04:12:36 am
Anything true. I mean it.

Things not to say to Tom Cruise

Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on January 17, 2007, 09:29:01 am
Scientology is the biggest scam in human history. You are either a total idiot or you are trying to take over the "religion" from within.

Things not to say to LadyM.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Grazony on January 17, 2007, 09:31:01 am
You look fatter.


Things not to say to Nazi!
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Xenomorph on January 17, 2007, 09:32:52 am
your leader is dead. what are you gonna do? convert to sheepdom?

things not to say against Robbie Williams.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Luminar on January 17, 2007, 12:33:55 pm
So, gotten any talent yet?

Things not to say in court
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on January 17, 2007, 12:36:54 pm
Ok maybe I was seen by 30 people, taped by 3 different cameras my DNA matches all results, and I went around telling people that I did it afterward BUT I did not wear a tie.

Things not to say to your teacher after falling a test.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: a14gt on January 17, 2007, 01:07:45 pm
that was so easy, it was obviouse that all the tests go in the order of ABCD, man you teachers to to brighten up.

Things not to say to you bride/husband when saying your vows.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Dragon_Reborn on January 17, 2007, 01:10:45 pm
Wait.... do i know you?

Things not to say when you are giving CPR.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Luminar on January 17, 2007, 02:38:40 pm
I shouldn't have ate those sprouts with marmite last night...

Things not to say at the end of time
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: a14gt on January 17, 2007, 03:21:42 pm
you know after all this time....i still hate you!!

things not to say while skydiving.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: darkstar on January 18, 2007, 11:05:14 am
did you pack the parashoots?

things not to say as your last request before you are shot by a firing squad.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Xenomorph on January 18, 2007, 11:24:37 am
german firing-team?

''no! i have 4 kids and a whife!''

*they shoot*

''aber nau nicht mehr! muwhahahaha''

things not to say when your in a supermarket
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Luminar on January 18, 2007, 05:06:28 pm
Where are the slaves sold in here?

Things not to say to a slave
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Vivec on January 18, 2007, 05:11:39 pm
Could I take you out to lunch on your break?

Things not to say to a painter.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Grazony on January 18, 2007, 08:59:28 pm
That not my house that is *paints the other house* thats not my house that is


Things not to say to Great White Shark.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on January 19, 2007, 03:50:45 pm
You're not so great, or white, or shark.

Things not to say to a bunch of hooligans.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Urb on January 20, 2007, 02:10:13 am
You're not so great, or white, or shark.

Things not to say to a bunch of hooligans.

Tie your damn shoes!

What not to say to a guy wearing a dynomite jacket
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Luminar on January 20, 2007, 03:21:00 am
Can I light your fuse?

Things not to say to the Spanish Inquisition
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Mr. Consideration on January 20, 2007, 03:54:28 am
Soy Diablo, pero me gusta mucho el iglesias! Honesto!

Things not to say to Satan..
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Xenomorph on January 20, 2007, 04:58:52 am
how is your relationship with sadam?

things not to say to puff daddy

Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Luminar on January 20, 2007, 05:04:58 am
"Puff". Ahahahahaha! Puff! Found any magic dragons lately? Ahahahaha!

Things not to say in prison
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Xenomorph on January 20, 2007, 05:17:55 am
hey, in 'prison break' they got out too! it isn't that hard!

things not to say to the dalai-lama
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Huckbuck on January 20, 2007, 06:21:39 am
Buddhism is unhealthy, just look at Budah, it made him lose hair, grow fat and die.

Things not to say to that guy who thinks hes Xzibit in Pimp my ride UK (dont remember hes name).
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on January 20, 2007, 06:40:09 am
MTV SUCKS!

Things not to say to your grandma.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Luminar on January 20, 2007, 06:42:32 am
Left anything to me in your will?

Things not to say on ebay
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: BioCat on January 20, 2007, 10:08:39 am
Selling all my body organs (you can bet someone will be there to collect).

Things not to say while diving with your friends.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: a14gt on January 20, 2007, 10:43:36 am
"darn they filled our tanks with CO2"

Things not to say to the judges in a dog contest.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: darkstar on January 20, 2007, 11:49:46 am
You know I had to starve this dog for 3 weeks before he'd listen to me

What not to say at your son or daughters wedding.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Luminar on January 20, 2007, 12:06:57 pm
It's a pity, I always hoped you'd stay single so I can stay secure in my claims of your inferiority.

Things not to say to David Bowie
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Krakow Sam on January 20, 2007, 12:21:49 pm
I hear laberynth got voted "Worst film of all time".

Things not to say to the world's fattest man
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Urb on January 20, 2007, 12:42:54 pm
I hear laberynth got voted "Worst film of all time".

Things not to say to the world's fattest man

Wanna cookie? I bet you do!

What not to say to an emo
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on January 20, 2007, 02:11:01 pm
You call that cutting your wrists? You couldn't cut a rotten old plant in half if you had a chainsaw.

Things not to say when deep sea diving.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Grazony on January 20, 2007, 02:43:22 pm
Should I have refilled the tanks?




Things not to say to Lion.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Luminar on January 20, 2007, 04:32:12 pm
You can't beat me, you don't have the Sword of Omens with you.

Things not to say in the 80's
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: BioCat on January 21, 2007, 05:19:36 am
Hair gel is so out of fashion…

Things not to say in a barber shop.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Xenomorph on January 21, 2007, 05:21:48 am
give me a new coupe that will be in, when it is out that is in when out is out and out is in and in is out.

things not to say to a piece of dust.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on January 21, 2007, 02:09:49 pm
You dust!

Things not to say to an Alien.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Grazony on January 21, 2007, 04:16:25 pm
Take me too your leader


Things not to say to a hillbilly
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Luminar on January 21, 2007, 06:04:55 pm
Say, were your parents related? Like, before they were married?

Things not to say when you're riding through the desert on a horse with no name
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Grazony on January 21, 2007, 09:22:21 pm
Darn forgot the water.


Things not to say to God.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Xenomorph on January 21, 2007, 10:08:52 pm
i dont believe in you! i dont believe in ZAAAAAAAP!!!!

things not to say to a broken cd-player
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on January 21, 2007, 11:04:13 pm
You broke you stupid piece of crap!

Things not to say on the way to work, on a bus.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Luminar on January 22, 2007, 04:43:04 pm
I work at the Contagious Tropical Diseases Research Institute..

Things not to say at breakfast
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Grazony on January 22, 2007, 07:32:28 pm
And in my dream I threw up a pile of **** and then it turn into bacon.


Things not say to crazy robot with BFGs.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: HanianKnight on January 22, 2007, 07:45:07 pm
Your nothing more than a walking trashcan with sparks coming out of it.

Things not to say to the inventor of glue.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Luminar on January 23, 2007, 03:56:45 am
Ever gotten into a sticky situation?

Things not to say to an angry troll
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Xenomorph on January 23, 2007, 05:13:44 am
so..you dont like WoW?

things not to say to a glass of milk
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on January 23, 2007, 05:21:51 am
Why aren't you chocolate?

Things not to say to an angry Irish man.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Luminar on January 23, 2007, 07:12:38 am
Gie' us some blarney, ya daft leprechaun!

Things not to say in a nightmare
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Urb on January 23, 2007, 07:13:23 am
Why aren't you chocolate?

Things not to say to an angry Irish man.

BLANK Luminar beat me to it
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: darkstar on February 01, 2007, 11:58:34 am
hmm.. I wonder what will happen if i push this button....

Things not to say to a benevolent alien race as they take their first trip down to Earth.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Person21 on February 01, 2007, 12:33:26 pm
Watch out for war, corruption, litter, destruction of the evolvement, and all the other bad things about the planet.





Things not to say to a Zombie
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: darkstar on February 01, 2007, 12:45:14 pm
you thirsty? here have some holy water


Things not to say to a man holding a gun to your head
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Werechicken on February 01, 2007, 12:47:40 pm
Hey didn't I beat you up when we were kids? Yeah I remember you, you were that little runt, weren't you?

Things not to say on a plane
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Xenomorph on February 01, 2007, 12:48:44 pm
SNAKES! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!

things not to say to a homeless guy.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: darkstar on February 01, 2007, 12:54:28 pm
u have failed in life, you deserve everything that has happened to you, you will never get my money, support, or acknowledgement.

What not to say to Captain Picard (of the starship enterprise)
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on February 01, 2007, 01:34:49 pm
You're bald!

Things not to say to a person named Dave.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Xenomorph on February 01, 2007, 10:05:55 pm
you will never date my sisterrrr! she's too good for you! AND YOU SUCK AT BUILDING AND INSTALLING PC'S! YOU'LL NEVER MAKE THE EXAM!

things not to say to Bill Gates
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Luminar on February 02, 2007, 12:27:00 am
Given Sun Microsystems their royalties yet?

Things not to say to L. Ron Hubbard
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on February 02, 2007, 12:45:41 am
Why didn't aliens kill you and trap your soul!

Things not to say to a angry 16 year old.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Werechicken on February 02, 2007, 05:43:42 am
Would you mind looking after my gun collection...

thungs not to say to a scientologist
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: darkstar on February 02, 2007, 11:56:02 am
wait? you believe in scientology? BURN HIM!!!


things not to say to your boss
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on February 02, 2007, 12:41:03 pm
What'd you say? I was playing wow.

Things not to say to a little brother.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Darth Grievi on February 02, 2007, 08:10:32 pm
SANTA ISN'T REAL!!!


Things not to say to a hacker
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on February 03, 2007, 01:20:51 am
I dare you to hack my computer!

Things not to say to a jock.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Grazony on February 03, 2007, 01:49:53 am
You suck!



Things not to say to LvL 90 Mage.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Gunner on February 03, 2007, 08:50:45 am
LOL I PWNED YOU! LMFAOSOAOSDFIA!

Things not to say to God.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Person21 on February 03, 2007, 09:14:03 am
Oh, my god, what the hell




Things not to say to a idiot
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Gunner on February 03, 2007, 09:15:09 am
Lol, a moron walks into a bar...

Things not to say to a homosexual man.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Werechicken on February 03, 2007, 09:20:33 am
.........and that's why christmas is bad

Things not to say to a baby
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Gunner on February 03, 2007, 09:21:47 am
F YOU!

Things not to say to Gaming Steve.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Luminar on February 03, 2007, 09:39:20 am
Ever heard of picking an imaginative username? I mean ,"Steve"? Come ON! That's so.. so.. ugh. Regular.

Things not to say to Luminar
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Gunner on February 03, 2007, 09:40:24 am
Gunner's comic is faultless!

Things not to say to Grazony.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Grazony on February 03, 2007, 12:09:59 pm
I dare Grazony not to post here for a week.


Things not to say to gunner.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on February 03, 2007, 04:16:57 pm
If your smart how come I haven't read your comic?

Things not to say to Krakow Sam.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Darth Grievi on February 03, 2007, 07:49:17 pm
SPAMMER!!!


Things not to say to a South Park character
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on February 04, 2007, 02:36:09 am
Oh my god they killed Kenny.

Things not to say to Homer.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Gunner on February 04, 2007, 09:29:17 am
Oh...
And now Doughnuts are extinct.

Things not to say to a Viking
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Huckbuck on February 04, 2007, 09:48:30 am
Sorry we are out of mead. But we do have some applejuice.

Things not to say to a Hermaphrodite.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on February 04, 2007, 01:23:03 pm
What are you?

Things not to say to your mom.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: darkstar on February 04, 2007, 02:14:46 pm
Here, the legal notice that I have officially seperated myself from your so-called "family"

Things not to say when the sky is literally falling.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Grazony on February 04, 2007, 02:37:01 pm
Darn that chicken was right......................



Things not to say to Godzilla
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Spetznas on February 04, 2007, 07:15:29 pm
"you are one hell of a lizard"

things no to say to the spore fans
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on February 05, 2007, 12:01:41 am
Not only is Spore gonna suck it is gonna be the worst game made in the history of games. Even worse then Pong.

Things not to say on someones birthday.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Luminar on February 05, 2007, 01:09:54 am
I give you two more of these, tops. Reaper's sharpening his scythe already.

Things not to say to the grim reaper
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: darkstar on February 05, 2007, 09:38:35 am
cool!!! can I play with your scyth?

things not to yell at your neighbors
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on February 05, 2007, 09:42:51 am
F*** YOU AND KILL YOUR F***ING DOG YOU *******!

Things not to say to a dog.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Luminar on February 05, 2007, 10:21:35 am
I'll get you my pretty, and your stupid owner too!

Things not to say to the wicked witch
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Mr. Consideration on February 05, 2007, 10:32:53 am
"You lure Children into your house. There is a word for people like you. I'm calling Childline as we speak."

Things not to say to Childline
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on February 05, 2007, 12:26:55 pm
Yeah I beat the living s*** outta my boy, so what?

Things not to say to a redneck.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Kishmond on February 05, 2007, 01:52:38 pm
So... what's for dinner? I'm starving.



Things not to say to a room full of an infinite number monkeys with typewriters.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Darth Grievi on February 05, 2007, 06:42:43 pm
I have a bannana! First one to grab it out of my hand gets it!

Things not to say to this dude
(http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/thumb/b/be/Thrawn.JPG/250px-Thrawn.JPG)
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Crazen on February 05, 2007, 09:04:58 pm
I like your hair


Things not to say to a Vegan
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: MetallicDragon on February 05, 2007, 09:20:49 pm
"Oh, you wanted a VEGAN burger?!?"


Things not to say to someone playing WoW.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on February 05, 2007, 11:22:56 pm
Sorry but I can't afford to pay for our internet anymore.

Things not to say to a teacher during class.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Luminar on February 06, 2007, 05:30:14 am
Your teaching skills are inferior. You must be exterminated. Exterminate! EXTERMINATE! EX-TERRRR-MIN-AAAAAAAAAATE!

Things not to say to the daleks
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on February 06, 2007, 07:30:26 am
I don't know who you are, so you are not important.

Things not to say to a woodchopper.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: darkstar on February 09, 2007, 03:41:27 pm
Your evil, you should be more peaceful and loving of the rain forest, now DIE!!

what not to say when explaining an impending nuclear war to the president of the United States
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Neon on February 09, 2007, 10:05:56 pm
Kiss-kiss

things not to say to someone while playing Pokemon:Silver
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: SBD on February 09, 2007, 10:48:59 pm
I have herpes. (???)

things not to say to a Kiwi
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: MetallicDragon on February 10, 2007, 01:18:26 am
I hate small, fuzzy, green things.


Things not to post on this forum.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Xenomorph on February 10, 2007, 01:19:09 am
pedobear.

things not to say in line for a ps3.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: SBD on February 10, 2007, 02:28:13 am
I didn't have to go through this to get my 360...

things not to say to the IT blokes at school/uni/work
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on February 11, 2007, 08:59:58 am
YOU CAN'T HACK MY COMPUTER YOU NERDS!

Things not to say to your principal.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: darkstar on February 11, 2007, 09:28:03 am
no really it wasn't my fault... it was.. uh... yours!

things not to say to a professional juggler.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on February 11, 2007, 11:19:28 am
You suck you didn't even hit my face with that burning spear.

Things not to say to you!
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Kishmond on February 11, 2007, 02:23:33 pm
Everything I say is false.

(Universe implodes)

Things not to say to anyone named Hilary.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on February 11, 2007, 04:44:55 pm
Screw you Clinton!
(But my name isn't...)
Screw you!

Things not to say to an ork.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Werechicken on February 11, 2007, 04:59:08 pm
Excuse me sir, would you be interested in being a new age WoW porn star? (slightly more funny because a guy walked up to me in the street and askled me if I wanted to be a new age porn star, but alas, my spandex thong was in the wash that day....)

Things not to say to a small rock.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Neon on February 12, 2007, 06:19:29 pm
You are teh pwnage. ???

Things not to say to me.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Werechicken on February 13, 2007, 12:43:32 am
I think you need more sugar

Things not to say to a diabetic
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on February 13, 2007, 03:15:02 am
That pie you just ate was LOADED with sugar. And when I say loaded I mean loaded it was more sugar then pie. I can't believe you didn't notice.

Things not to say to Werechicken.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Werechicken on February 13, 2007, 06:16:23 am
I think chuahuas are conclusive proof of evolution

Things not to say to your dad
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on February 13, 2007, 07:08:25 am
Dad that mustache makes you look gay.

Things not to say to your mom.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Khornel on February 13, 2007, 07:59:01 am
Just throw the socks out

Things not to say in your deathbed
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Person21 on February 13, 2007, 08:03:38 am
I lost the game.






Things not to say when losing the game
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Xenomorph on February 13, 2007, 08:05:55 am
i could not concentrate due the teamspeak

things not to say to the HORNED REAPER!!!
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on February 13, 2007, 08:47:42 am
Ok rematch, winner takes all.

Things not to say to a zombie.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Khornel on February 13, 2007, 08:48:45 am
uhm... BRAIIIIIINNS....!!!??

Things not so say to your gf, after she's caught you cheating
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Person21 on February 13, 2007, 08:51:52 am
Ok rematch, winner takes all.

Things not to say to a zombie.

Can I have a hand please?


Warning - while you were typing a new reply has been posted. You may wish to review your post.

Ok then

What to join in?



Thins not to say to Bill Gates
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Xenomorph on February 13, 2007, 09:09:49 am
YOU ARE FOR LITTLE GIRLS!!!!

things not to say when steve comes back. ;D
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on February 13, 2007, 01:49:13 pm
We no longer care about you Steve. We are just gonna use your brandwith.

Things not to say to a Imperial Guardsman about to enter a battle zone full of orks.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Neon on February 13, 2007, 04:02:32 pm
See I got these cheeseburgers man.

Things not to say to Will Wright.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: MetallicDragon on February 13, 2007, 04:54:06 pm
I don't think there's anything you CAN say to him to make him angry or etc.


Things not to say near a spore fanboy.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on February 14, 2007, 02:57:25 am
Yeah I heard about this game called Spore, it is pretty gay. It is made by the guy who made Gayims. He is also gay.

Things not to say to a person who keeps using the word gay.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Glaudge on February 14, 2007, 11:41:35 am
if you're gay, u probibly use the word gay alot      ???


things not to say to your principle when you get sent to the office for[insert offinse here]
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Xenomorph on February 14, 2007, 11:47:22 am
you're gay.

no just kidding. ehm.....kay here's the real one:

i didn't do anything! if you dont believe me i'll tell them all you hit me!

things not to say to hydromancerx
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Werechicken on February 19, 2007, 12:46:27 pm
You're drawings suck, and you're arrogant! (seriously though I like the guy and his drawings, no hard feelings mate)
Things not to say in the spore forums
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Darth Grievi on February 19, 2007, 03:38:19 pm
j00 suk n00bz 1 pwn yo a$$ 1n sp0re


Things not to say to a computer expert.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: darkstar on February 19, 2007, 05:44:42 pm
yeah, I know alot about computers too... I mean just yesterday I added 5 trillion kilobytes of ram to those things that the sound comes out of...

Things not to say to a deaf man
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Darth Grievi on February 19, 2007, 06:03:25 pm
Can you hear me now? Good! Wait...

Things not to say to a Disney princess (Snow White, Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, etc.)
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Kratok on February 19, 2007, 06:57:09 pm
YOUR A SMALL, USELESS FRACTION OF A DEAD MANS IMAGINATION THAT MADE YOU UP THROUGH PERVERTED THOUGHTS AND YOU SHOULD DIE!

Things not to say to me
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Neon on February 19, 2007, 07:53:03 pm
Neon pwns you


Things not to say to Gaming steve
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on February 19, 2007, 11:51:54 pm
I doubt your knowledge of games is that great.

Things not to say to an artist.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: beastt on February 20, 2007, 09:48:40 am
errrr.... what is it?


things not to say at an armed robbery
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Person21 on February 20, 2007, 10:45:18 am
Oh, it you [full name here], how are you? Have you sorted out the trouble you were haveing with the money? Still living at [address here]







Things not to say to a cyborg
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: 762 on February 20, 2007, 11:15:21 am
Come here, XZ-293, I've drawn you a bath.

Things not to say to a cow.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Werechicken on February 20, 2007, 11:40:11 am
Moo?

Things not to say to a Public school boy
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: unlamp on February 20, 2007, 11:54:47 am
you look great in that uniform  :P


Things not to say whilst sky diving
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: beastt on February 21, 2007, 03:42:44 am
skintight suit, check
goggles, check
parachute, oh ****......


things not to say when doing push ups
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on February 21, 2007, 09:07:54 am
I can do this for days!

Things not to say to a psychologist.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Werechicken on February 21, 2007, 09:10:40 am
Yeah I'm thinking of converting to scientology

Things not to say to a scientologist
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: The_Kev on February 21, 2007, 09:24:18 am
"What education did you have? Cleaning a bathroom?"


Things not to say to Will Wright
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on February 22, 2007, 01:12:44 am
You are WROGHT!

Things not to say during class when one of your classmates is saying something.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: beastt on February 22, 2007, 03:14:07 am
dewd, theres like a big spider on your head!

oh, sorry, is just your hair


things not to say to a hairdresser
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Werechicken on February 27, 2007, 06:04:10 am
So where you in the back of the line when they where handing out masculine profeesions?

Things not to say to a snot-nosed brat
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Xenomorph on February 27, 2007, 06:49:28 am
i love you just the way you are  ;)

things not to say to cookiemonster
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: beastt on February 27, 2007, 08:03:09 am
where are your cookies?, they were on the table?, you mean the ones i ate..... opps *gets crushed into cookie shape*


things not to say in this thread
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: darkstar on February 27, 2007, 04:27:58 pm
your banned for posting "things not to say in this thread" rather than banning the person above u!

things not to say to a guy on a ladder
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on February 28, 2007, 12:53:50 am
I can see your ass!

Things not to say to a punker.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: beastt on March 01, 2007, 02:03:17 am
WTF is a punker?, it sounds stupid (to the "punker")

things not to say to priminister/president
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: SBD on March 10, 2007, 01:15:52 am
bet I could do a better job.

things not to say to a ninja.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Luminar on March 10, 2007, 03:05:50 am
Pirates are better. (even if it is true.)

Things not to say to a pirate.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Gunner on March 10, 2007, 02:19:10 pm
Rawr! Me a pirate! I am teh pwnage pirat! LOL!

Things not to say to Will Wrights clone Bill Kite
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: The_Kev on March 11, 2007, 06:46:55 am
This clone failed...


Things not to say to a soccer player
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on March 11, 2007, 10:18:50 am
(Insert Soccer team of that player here) sucks!

Things not to say during an (soccer) football game.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: The_Kev on March 11, 2007, 10:28:34 am
(*to the hooligans of (soccer team)*) HEY GUYS, SUCK MY BALLS, YOU ALL WILL LOSE.


Things not to say when your grandmother died.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Xenomorph on March 11, 2007, 10:33:18 am
*moment of silence* who would like some pie?

things not to say to the borg queen
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on March 11, 2007, 10:48:19 am
You look fat in that.

Things not to say when caught inbetween and army of Star Wars and Star Treak nerds.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: The_Kev on March 11, 2007, 10:52:40 am
Lightsabers suck. And I mean that :P

Things not to say in a bar.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Person21 on March 11, 2007, 05:07:28 pm
I prefer poles






Thinks not to say to a Trekkie
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on March 12, 2007, 12:19:20 am
Han Solo could totally kick Spocks ass!

Things not to say out loud in school (while posting).
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Luminar on March 12, 2007, 06:21:23 am
HEY LOOK AT ME IM POSTING INSULTS ON THE INTERNETS! HA HA!

Things not to say on the internets.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: The_Kev on March 12, 2007, 08:50:02 am
Is there something not to say on internet?
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: darkstar on March 13, 2007, 05:21:02 pm
Attention users of said "internet", due to budget reasons and the inherent evilness of online content we are shutting down every server in existance, thus you are all effectively banned forever, have a nice day.

Things not to say to a deaf man.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on March 14, 2007, 01:49:21 am
You can't hear me..... but you can read my lips....

Things not to say to your mamma!
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Flamester_ on March 14, 2007, 04:46:20 am
You so fat I had to post this on the Internet.

Things not to say to anyone or anything, ever.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: beastt on March 14, 2007, 08:48:30 am
<nothing>

things not to say to malt
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Xenomorph on March 14, 2007, 08:53:17 am
is there anything you CAN say to malt?

things not to say to invading aliens
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: beastt on March 14, 2007, 08:55:10 am
thats one ugly alien suit, where did you get it?

things not to say to a buddist
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Mr. Consideration on March 14, 2007, 09:18:03 am
So...Are you sure your celibate for spiritual reasons, and not just unimpressive?

Things not to say to Jews
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: beastt on March 14, 2007, 09:20:15 am
Shut the f*** up you F****** Dew!

things not to say in rhyme
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Flamester_ on March 15, 2007, 09:21:54 pm
What flavor are you?

Things not to say to a nucean.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: The_Kev on March 17, 2007, 10:26:41 am
Hydromancerx sucks, he will read that when playing Spore.

Things not to say to Hydromancerx
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Luminar on March 17, 2007, 10:44:41 am
Nauceans suck, they will read that when playing Spore.

Things not to say to CjayC (ex-owner of GameFAQs)
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on March 17, 2007, 12:01:19 pm
The site got a lot better after you left. Before it was just a big pile of s***.

Things not to say to a giant spider.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: darkstar on March 19, 2007, 05:53:29 pm
hey do you speak English? You know once long long ago... *continues on for 3 hours before spider gets bored and hungry* ...and thats how I came to be known as the exterminator of Arachnids, hey you look hungry... wait.. what are you doing... no... Ahhhh...

Things not to say when taking the first steps out onto the surface of Mars
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Luminar on March 19, 2007, 09:30:18 pm
Crap, I forgot my helmet...

Things not to say in the hall of the mountain king
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on March 20, 2007, 12:39:57 am
Pffttt he wasn't so tough.

Things not to say in my Spanish class.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: TheFatMan on March 20, 2007, 12:49:50 am
la maldición, el profesor tiene un estante agradable

things not to say while in the back of a police car


edit: that doesn't translate well...try el profesor tiene pechos agradables
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Xenomorph on March 20, 2007, 12:14:14 pm
YOU GUYS ARE FREAKING NAZI'S MAN!!! YOU GUYS ARE FREAKIN NAZIS!!!
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: The_Kev on March 20, 2007, 12:31:31 pm
Things not to say to a Nazi
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Luminar on March 20, 2007, 04:06:45 pm
Excuse me Mr. SS Officer sir, I think what you're doing with the jews is unfair and wrong. You should just let them go or move them to another country. Also, i've made up this list of things I believe we could do to improve the current state of the country, main priority being getting rid of the draft. Thank you for your time, sir.

Things not to say to Stalin
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Doctor Z on March 20, 2007, 06:13:47 pm
Hitler could so pwn your ass!!

Things not to say to to say to Jesus
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on March 21, 2007, 12:45:41 am
Who would win, your dad or budda?

Things not to say during science class.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Doctor Z on March 21, 2007, 05:18:36 am
If your teacher is one of those people who think religion is dumb.

"Thank GOD for science!"

If your teacher couldnt give a Rats ass.


"Um..... How much do these things cost again?"


Things not to say when you find hitler playing your video games.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Luminar on March 21, 2007, 01:12:42 pm
Battlefield 1942 is NOT for you, you naughty man! >=\

Things not to say on the battlefield.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on March 21, 2007, 03:00:43 pm
Where's the respawn point?

Things not to say to an angry scotsmen'.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Doctor Z on March 22, 2007, 05:08:14 am
Bagpipes SUCK!!!



Things not to say to a Wraith (atlantis)
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on March 22, 2007, 09:15:16 am
I bet I can kill you just after you inject that stuff that paralyzes the victim so I get all those crazy cool abilities and enchanted strength.

Things not to say to a Gaoul.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Thargor on March 22, 2007, 09:21:26 am
How are my tonsils looking? *opens mouth wide and points at it*

Things not to say to an Asgard.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Brandonazz on March 22, 2007, 02:30:07 pm
Mine's bigger than yours!

Things not to say to Will Wright.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: B.A.S. on March 22, 2007, 02:37:48 pm
My race could kick your Willisaurs ass.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Luminar on March 23, 2007, 01:50:18 am
So you prefer silence? So do I, dear child. So do I.

Things not to say to Lucien Lachance
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on March 23, 2007, 02:26:46 am
I don't know who the f*** you are but I don't like you.

Things not to say to Lucifer.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: SBD on March 23, 2007, 05:52:44 am
oh, you're just cranky 'cos you're hungry.

Things not to say to the Queen
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Thargor on March 23, 2007, 07:40:02 am
Meh, I've met bigger queens than you...

Things not to say to George W. Bush.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Luminar on March 23, 2007, 10:33:24 am
Meh, I've met bigger queens than you...

Things not to say to the repair man
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: The_Kev on March 23, 2007, 12:53:33 pm
Can't you even smack that nail in the wall?
(Oh and I like your rotten thumb)

Things not to say to a painter
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on March 23, 2007, 04:17:29 pm
You call that art? I have found things more interesting in my belly button than that.

Things not to say to the happiest man alive.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Luminar on March 23, 2007, 04:47:03 pm
Sorry to tell you this, but you've got smallpox.

Things not to say during the black plague
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: darkstar on March 23, 2007, 06:06:45 pm
hey party at my house! *5 minutes later in the middle of the party* Yeah, I know this plague just wont stop spreading, i mean I got it just 3 hours ago...

Things not to say when traveling through time.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Luminar on March 23, 2007, 07:16:52 pm
Presently, i'd say we've just gone past the future.

Things not to say at the end of time.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Ultima_Squirrel on March 23, 2007, 11:40:30 pm
oh crap look at the time, i gotta get home quick!

things not to say to me
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Luminar on March 23, 2007, 11:55:59 pm
Dont cha wish your Gruffling was hot like me
Dont cha wish your Gruffling was a freak like me
Dont cha, dont cha
Dont cha wish your Gruffling was raw like me
Dont cha wish your Gruffling was fun like me
Dont cha, dont cha

Things not to say to a Gruffling
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: The_Kev on March 24, 2007, 01:27:46 am
WTH  is a Gruffling?


Things not to say to your teacher
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on March 24, 2007, 04:44:05 am
F*** you I don't need algebra!

Things not to so say to a mentally ill person.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: blitzonator on March 24, 2007, 05:50:19 am
mabye you're ccrraaazzy,
mabye you're ccrraaazzy,
mabye you're ccrraaazzy,
just like meeeeeeeeeee


things not to say to me
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Luminar on March 24, 2007, 11:10:51 am
You are intelligent, tasteful and generally a very good person.

Things not to say to LadyM
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: blitzonator on March 24, 2007, 01:14:18 pm
Ladies can't go on forums.


things not to say to a willosaur
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: The_Kev on March 24, 2007, 02:40:31 pm
Your named sucks, especially because it begins with Will.

Things not to say to Dr. Breen
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on March 24, 2007, 02:51:55 pm
Not so tough without your legions of com--- wait I haven't completed the game yet. Crap.

Things not to say to a Space Marine.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: The_Kev on March 24, 2007, 02:58:12 pm
Hey you can now put of your helmet here in space.

Things not to say to yourself
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Luminar on March 24, 2007, 03:31:51 pm
Anything.

Things not to say to the smurfs
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: The_Kev on March 24, 2007, 03:33:01 pm
I don't like blue

Things not to say to Saddam Hussein (ghost)
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Luminar on March 24, 2007, 03:33:40 pm
How's it hangin'?

Things not to say to the blue man group
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: The_Kev on March 24, 2007, 03:35:14 pm
You guys have to be short... and you need a white pointy hat.

Things not to say to ME
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on March 24, 2007, 03:41:53 pm
You suck I can't even remember your name!

Things not to say to god.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: darkstar on March 24, 2007, 04:58:26 pm
see god, you can't dispute it you simply do not exist...

Things not to say as u make a speech to the world accepting your new position as world leader
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Luminar on March 24, 2007, 05:31:15 pm
And now, you stinkin' slaves... er, I mean my fellow humans... GET BACK TO WORK!

Things not to say in the mines
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: SBD on March 25, 2007, 12:35:41 am
Hey, did you hear what happened at Beaconsfield?

Things not to say to a bogan/dero
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on March 25, 2007, 12:09:22 pm
Who the hell are you?

Things not to say to god.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: blitzonator on March 25, 2007, 12:10:50 pm
/@#> you I'm converting, oh save me Ra
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Werechicken on March 25, 2007, 03:24:56 pm
/@#> you I'm converting, oh save me Ra
Follows the rules or don't post, it spoils the game

I'm still an atheist you know, you can't get around me by existing!

things not to say to a member of PETA
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on March 26, 2007, 12:14:43 am
That panda was delicious!

Things not to say to a redneck.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: blitzonator on March 26, 2007, 12:27:57 am
I hate your guts redDIE

things not to say in my position
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: TheFatMan on March 26, 2007, 04:37:54 am
 what is the hell is that?

 Things not to say when your naked and everyboy else isn't
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Doctor Z on March 26, 2007, 05:26:45 am
Hi, my name is ____ and i'm bi! YAY FOR ME!


Things not to say to Bob the Builder.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on March 26, 2007, 08:37:00 am
You get inside living things! YOU PERVERT!

Things not to say to Thomas The Train.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: The_Kev on March 26, 2007, 08:57:26 am
(HAHAHA! I very liked it when I was young(er).)

Oh yeah, something not to say... uhmm, I hope you will be derailed!

Things not to say to Pieter Post.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on March 26, 2007, 01:12:53 pm
Wheres your cat?

Things not to say to a fan of Penny Arcade.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Flamester_ on March 26, 2007, 05:20:58 pm
Dime Arcade is better.

Things not to say to a race of highly advance aliens.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: russellmania4 on March 26, 2007, 05:28:52 pm
My Spore creature looks cooler than you!

Things not to say at a kids birthday party.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: TheFatMan on March 27, 2007, 12:06:32 am
hey kid...don't spose your parents swing?

 Things not to say to your past self
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on March 27, 2007, 12:44:45 am
Ok listen, the world is going to end the 6 of july 2003, better sell everything right now!

Things not to say to your future self.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: The_Kev on March 27, 2007, 04:23:16 am
Come back in time and kill me, then I can sell everything now.


Things not to say to a haircutter.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on March 27, 2007, 04:24:51 am
Just do what you want.

Things not to say during class.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: The_Kev on March 27, 2007, 04:27:16 am
AAH, FIRE IN THE STORAGE ROOM!


Things not to so when listening to your boss who is going to promote you.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Doctor Z on March 27, 2007, 05:47:06 am
Wow.... Your wifes got a sweet ass!


Things not to say to a spoon.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: TheFatMan on March 27, 2007, 06:23:14 am
there is no spoon...

or, so, how's your wife, i hear she's quite a dish...

things not to say to a sentient man eating ape
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: darkstar on March 27, 2007, 09:21:15 am
Ha, your no threat to me u monkey, I mean look I have the magic of fire! *holds up lighter*

Things not to say onboard the international space station
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Xenomorph on March 27, 2007, 09:40:23 am
OMG THE FRENCH ARE HYPNOTIZED BY ALIENS! time for panic!!!!!

things not to say when you face a martian tripod fighting machine.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: The_Kev on March 27, 2007, 10:27:08 am
Hey man, i have it a bit cold, can you warm me up with your beam, thank you *Pgrrr, tsshhhh* ----


Things not to say to the barkeeper who is tapping a beer for you.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on March 27, 2007, 02:06:42 pm
You.. you kno..w... i have.... i have always hated you... you can't even tab a beer probaply.. propebly... pro... right.... and I f***ed you're wife.... damn she was... she was f***ing great man... you don't deserve her... f*** you....

Things not to say to a drunk guy.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: TheFatMan on March 27, 2007, 04:30:55 pm
i'm gay and that was my husband...

 thigs not to say holding a microphone at the worlds largest geek convention
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Flamester_ on March 27, 2007, 05:46:50 pm
D&D sucks..

Things not to say at a blond convention.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Doctor Z on March 27, 2007, 06:32:32 pm
2+2=5


Things not to say to an Azimuth
http://www.gamingsteve.com/blab/index.php?topic=8899.0
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on March 27, 2007, 11:01:21 pm
Your not even real are you?

Things not to say right now.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: The_Kev on March 28, 2007, 06:41:01 am
This game sucks big time, I wish you have all *****. I'll watch you all rot.


Things not to say to a Doctor that is helping you with your little wound.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Doctor Z on March 28, 2007, 06:43:12 am
Btw, I have that new strain of flu. You know, that one thats incurable and is extremely contagious? Can be caught via anything, especially wounds touching skin?


Things not to say to a Naucean on Crack
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on March 28, 2007, 07:03:23 am
Bet you can't bit my head of.

Things not to say to an angry nerd.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: russellmania4 on March 30, 2007, 06:09:16 am
Calm down Cool AN, theres no need to be angry!  ;)

Things not to say while at a Broadway play.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on March 30, 2007, 07:29:22 am
HAMLET NEVER SAID THAT YOU IDIOT!

Dude we're watching Cats....

Things not to say during a showing of Cats.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Brandonazz on March 30, 2007, 10:48:33 am
Down Arfie!

Things not to say while playing Spore.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: The_Kev on March 31, 2007, 01:47:16 am
This really sucks, the graphics are very old and it's a very old concept now in 2010.

Things not to say when playing The sims 2
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Brandonazz on March 31, 2007, 06:37:43 am
"Hey Joe come here! Look! I made these two guys make out!"

Things not to say to LadyM
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on March 31, 2007, 07:36:52 am
You're old!

Things not to say to Steve.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Brandonazz on March 31, 2007, 07:47:38 am
You're older than LadyM!

Things not to say to Hydro
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on March 31, 2007, 09:59:33 am
If I cut of your head, will two more grow out?

Things not to say to Person 21.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Brandonazz on March 31, 2007, 11:37:56 am
Do I know you?

Things not to say to a Torpal.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Flamester_ on March 31, 2007, 01:55:41 pm
You do not exist.

Things not to say to something that dosen't exist.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Brandonazz on March 31, 2007, 02:05:47 pm
Anything

Things not to say to /lurk.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on March 31, 2007, 02:10:56 pm
It would be to easy to say some thing like "oh so you lurk a lot" or "lurking are we?" so instead I am just gonna say that your mamma is stupid.

Things not to say to a guy twice as big as you.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Brandonazz on March 31, 2007, 02:35:48 pm
How's the weather up there?

Things not to say to me.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Kcronos on March 31, 2007, 06:34:00 pm
The Haseri suck.  You shouldn't use Dream catchers as spaceships.  Thats unoriginal  (I realy realy realy realy dont belive that...)

Things not to say to the FSM when you die and go to the FSM "heaven"...
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Brandonazz on March 31, 2007, 08:47:57 pm
(I made the Tal'po, Haseri made the Has'ri..)

God Damn You!

Things not to say to Elixe of the Wexxians.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Flamester_ on March 31, 2007, 09:46:50 pm
"Who the **** are you?"

Things not to say when the nauceans are invading earth.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Grazony on March 31, 2007, 09:48:15 pm
AHHH!! SQUID/WHALE HEADED FREAKS!!!!!


Things not to say when a Mod is in a Banning mood.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: SBD on April 01, 2007, 02:01:06 am
"You and me baby aren't nothing but mammals
so let's do it it like they do on the Discovery Channel..."

Things not to say to a your mum
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on April 01, 2007, 04:34:19 am
You're fat!

Things not to say to bigfoot.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: The_Kev on April 01, 2007, 09:28:38 am
Your feet are so big that you can't even walk normal, you sick beast.


Things not to say on 1 April.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Brandonazz on April 01, 2007, 10:09:44 am
Spore is out!

GOTCHA!

Things not to say to a Goth from thw sims.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: beastt on April 01, 2007, 03:33:46 pm
Zomg, I'm gona delete you!

things not to say <now>
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Brandonazz on April 01, 2007, 06:17:38 pm
Magic Mushrooms suck

Things not to see in GWB's presence
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Jug on April 01, 2007, 08:42:27 pm
Words with more than 2 syallbles

Things not to say to Abe Lincoln
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: beastt on April 02, 2007, 06:13:55 am
Ha Ha you're dead!
*stabs Brandonazz*
things not to say tomorow
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Doctor Z on April 02, 2007, 06:15:17 am
I can dance better than you!! (http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q308/InvaderZim_06/ravinghitler.gif)


Things not to say to Hitler when hes on the Can!
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on April 02, 2007, 01:35:48 pm
People in the future will be watching you all the time.

Things not to say to DoctorZ.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Brandonazz on April 02, 2007, 03:39:53 pm
Hitler sux.

Things not to say when surrounded by REDSTAR leaders.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Jug on April 02, 2007, 07:58:16 pm
You know I never really thought that the color red was that great.

Things not to say to a viking
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Doctor Z on April 03, 2007, 05:57:43 am
I don't beleive you discovered america


Things not to say to my ass!!!!! you know, my donkey  :-\
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: blitzonator on April 03, 2007, 08:19:16 am
I shi- I mean spit on you


things not to say to a car

p.s can I borrow this:
http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q308/InvaderZim_06/ravinghitler.gif
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Person21 on April 03, 2007, 12:33:25 pm
Anything (Talking to a car?)






Things not to say to a Redshirt
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Brandonazz on April 03, 2007, 03:18:46 pm
Join up with Spock and the Captain, you're going to to Wereallgonnadie Beta.

Things not to say to Spock.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Jug on April 03, 2007, 05:28:16 pm
Silly spock , you need a life.

Things not to say to rabid monkeys
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Brandonazz on April 03, 2007, 07:04:52 pm
OOH OOH AH EE EE AH!

Things not to say to Jug
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: beastt on April 04, 2007, 03:27:09 pm
OOH OOH AH EE EE AH! (few people will realise what I'm implying)

things not to say to a tech-hippy
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Camdoggery on April 05, 2007, 04:47:56 pm
You know...tech hippy is probably the lamest title I've ever heard of.

Things not to say to Red Beard the pirate.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Crazen on April 05, 2007, 06:11:29 pm
Im pretty shure thats orange...........

Things not to Say to me!
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on April 06, 2007, 07:11:37 am
Jesus told me to kill you.

Things not to say to Darwin.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Luminar on April 06, 2007, 04:10:45 pm
Do I look like a retarded fish-monkey to you?!

Things not to say to the creators of South Park.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Brandonazz on April 06, 2007, 09:33:30 pm
[kenny muffled]mffft rghtyyyt![/kenny muffled]

Things not to say to Barney
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Jug on April 06, 2007, 11:28:42 pm
Mr.Barney Bratingham your name resembles that of a certain Idiotic , purple , dinosuar , would you happen to have a similar lack of intelligence?

Things not to say to Clifford the big red dog.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Undistinguished on April 06, 2007, 11:29:30 pm
you are a disease! aaaaaah! ( get it? red dog....)

things not to say to a cosmic invader
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: beastt on April 07, 2007, 06:56:32 am
Anything as they find our language insulting

things not to say to The end
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Luminar on April 07, 2007, 06:59:30 am
I want to start again.

Things not to say to Father Time
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: beastt on April 07, 2007, 07:01:21 am
dad, wheres that lady you said you had "fun" with?
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Gunner on April 07, 2007, 08:24:19 am
BLANK!

What not to say when talking to a dinosaur.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Brandonazz on April 07, 2007, 09:34:20 am
Carnivore: I was just visiting Bill at the secret herbivore colony over yonder *points* and...

Herbivore: Hey, I heard that that plant you're eating is going extinct...

Things not to say to a caveman.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Luminar on April 07, 2007, 10:13:12 am
Me want zug zug. You give.

Things not to say to Count Dracula
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Undistinguished on April 07, 2007, 10:58:33 am
Suck this, you cape wearing weirdo!

Things not to say to your dad.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: 7 who ate 9 on April 07, 2007, 11:45:11 am
But dad, you should be happy that I'm playing this video game. If I copy it I'll slay all the demon hell spawns and save the world. I'll be a hero.


What not to say to this guy " :o"
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Luminar on April 07, 2007, 01:57:23 pm
You might want to get that optic condition looked at by a medical professional. Freak.

Things not to say to Uncle Fester
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on April 07, 2007, 03:52:43 pm
You don't have enough explosives to blow me up!

Things not to say to Lurch
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Veraal on April 10, 2007, 01:14:03 pm
I'm a heathen!

Not to say to Father Grigori(hl2)
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Werechicken on April 12, 2007, 04:01:13 am
Why ae you wearing converses?

Things not to say to George Bush
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: GCool on April 12, 2007, 05:17:01 am
Anything over three syllables.  ((It wastes his time. What else did you think I ment?  ;D))

Things not to say when at a childrens party
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: sltlamina on April 12, 2007, 05:19:47 am
OH GOD THE CLOWN'S DEAD!

Things not to say when caught with porn.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: GCool on April 12, 2007, 06:08:11 am
"Oh, hey, I was just... thinking about you..."

Things not to say when walking in on someone watching porn.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Grazony on April 12, 2007, 08:51:38 am
Dude how did you find my....umm...nevermind.

Thing not to say to a mad dog.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: beastt on April 12, 2007, 11:32:39 am
*grrr woof woof* [translation] This is MY terotory [/translation]
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: beastt on April 12, 2007, 11:33:36 am
*grrr woof woof* [translation] This is MY terotory [/translation]
things not to say when people dont say; things not to say when <????>
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on April 12, 2007, 01:38:39 pm
YOU RUINED THE GAME.

Things not to say when falling down a cliff.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: sltlamina on April 12, 2007, 08:04:02 pm
I hate you gravity!

Things not to say when you're slowly heading towards a black hole and are about to pass the event horizon.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: SBD on April 12, 2007, 08:42:43 pm
Hey the retro rockets don't work!

Just kidding folks.


WE DON"T HAVE ANY!


Things not to say to the Dalai Lama.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Behumat on April 13, 2007, 05:21:50 am
"Nice dress four eyes. Hey, doncha think Buddah would make a good spokesperson for pudding?"

Things not to say when you're in a redneck bar in Savannah
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Doctor Z on April 13, 2007, 05:27:44 am
Sissies!!!!


Things not to say to jesus as he uttereth his last breath unto thy lord!
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: beastt on April 13, 2007, 05:43:44 am
Why won't you die alredy!

things not to say to all the mods
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Behumat on April 13, 2007, 10:50:37 pm
"Go necrobump yourself!"

Things not to say when in confession...
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: SBD on April 14, 2007, 12:12:40 am
If loving you is a sin, burn me at the stake 'cos Im guilty...

Things not to say to a scotsman.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Person21 on April 14, 2007, 05:36:22 am
By the way, I drank all the Irn-Bru





Things not to say to a force of darkness
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Brandonazz on April 14, 2007, 06:06:58 am
Here's a pretty pony doll! *gives*

Things not to say at a family reuinion.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Luminar on April 14, 2007, 07:42:38 am
Ooh, who brought the zoo here?

Things not to say to a gorilla
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on April 14, 2007, 05:23:22 pm
You stupid monkey!

Things not to say to Zeus.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Behumat on April 14, 2007, 08:49:37 pm
So, are you AC or DC?

Things not to say when you're staring down the barrel of a gun.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cow on April 15, 2007, 10:43:07 am
What model is this, it's nice.
               or
Can I have that?

Things not to say to a japanese guy
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Luminar on April 15, 2007, 11:18:54 am
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.

Things not to say to sonic the hedgehog
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Person21 on April 15, 2007, 12:57:09 pm
And here's your speeding ticket.






Things not to say when having your brain eating
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Gungnir on April 15, 2007, 12:59:13 pm
*eaten*

I'm a straight A student!


Things not to say to a game designer.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cow on April 15, 2007, 01:55:00 pm
This game sucks.

Things not to say to your dog
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on April 16, 2007, 03:05:10 am
You little bitch (if a male dog)

Things not to say to my class mate Munk.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: The_Kev on April 16, 2007, 07:23:16 am
I don't like you, die.

Things not to say to people that are named: Mitchel
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Luminar on April 16, 2007, 07:41:50 am
Your name is horrible and you should feel horrible.

Things not to say to someone horrible
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on April 17, 2007, 01:23:10 am
Go away you horrid man!

Things not to say when some one is giving a lecture.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: SBD on April 17, 2007, 01:33:49 am
PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

things not to say in a old peoples home.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Veraal on April 17, 2007, 04:06:59 am
Help me! I'm falling down this cliff!

Thing not to say to someone who does not understand English.

*falls down cliff*
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: shade94 on April 20, 2007, 01:26:23 pm
Anything.

Things not to say when you are at school.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: SBD on April 21, 2007, 12:13:58 am
Well, at our school anyway: "TOKA 07!!!"

things not to say outside a mosque.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on April 21, 2007, 11:47:29 am
God says your wrong you terrorists!

(Note I am not against islam)

Things not to say to god!
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: p-luke on April 21, 2007, 11:50:42 am
Godverdomme!

Things not to say in the Mafia game topic
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Luminar on April 21, 2007, 01:21:47 pm
I'M A COP, YOU IDIOT!

Things not to say to the mafia boss
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Camdoggery on April 22, 2007, 08:46:37 pm
Ha-ha! You're one of those funny men from the movies! Can I have your autograph?

Things not to say as your last words.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: SBD on April 22, 2007, 08:57:36 pm
What cliff?

Things not to say in a special ed room at school
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Luminar on April 22, 2007, 10:14:16 pm
I'm going to kill you all because I love you that much.

Things not to say to Mario
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on April 22, 2007, 11:04:22 pm
Sure but I still don't think you can kill me by jumping on me.

Things not to say on a birthday.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: The Dead Herring on April 23, 2007, 09:45:53 am
Awww, such a shame all your family and friends died in that traffic accident......Anyway, Happy Birthday!

Things not to say in a health food shop.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Veraal on April 23, 2007, 10:47:09 am
I am so hungry.

Not to say while having sex.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Mr. Consideration on April 23, 2007, 11:29:09 am
Don't worry, I always file my nails at this point.

Things to say whilst dancing.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: p-luke on April 23, 2007, 11:38:41 am
What do you mean, 'this isn't a pole dancing club'?

Things not to say when you get caught.. doing your thing.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Xenomorph on April 23, 2007, 11:44:13 am
pointing at the picture of the hot girl:
'SHE MADE ME DO IT!'


 ;D

things not to say to a SMOOTH CRIMINAL!
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Camdoggery on April 23, 2007, 12:37:44 pm
You are obviously not a very smooth criminal, because I caught you. Hmph.

Things not to say if you are on the waiting list for the gas chamber during the holocaust.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Kcronos on April 23, 2007, 02:12:11 pm
(They didn't know it was gas chambers) Whatever you do, don't drop the soap in the showers.  Or put on a gas mask.  That will make you get raped.

Things not to say to the I has a bucket seal
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on April 23, 2007, 11:51:27 pm
What the hell are you?

Things not to say when you forgot your books.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: The_Kev on April 24, 2007, 05:40:58 am
Damn suddenly I forgot my pen too, sorry, no work today.


Things not to say when you have to work on the teacher's favorite project but you hate it very much.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: beastt on April 24, 2007, 02:47:52 pm
I LOOOOOOOOOVE <said subject>
Teacher: Realy?! then here you can have this extra work =]

Things not to say to a Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobic
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on April 25, 2007, 12:25:49 am
Your name is much to long. Make it smaller. Now.

Things not to say to an Spartan
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Kcronos on April 25, 2007, 07:29:19 pm
*Whilst stripped naked and chained up to a wall

"You are a sissy!  I spit on you, your family, and your country!"

Things not to say to a cat herder
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Flamester_ on April 25, 2007, 07:45:11 pm
Cats don't heard.

Things not to say to Kane.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on April 26, 2007, 03:37:37 am
Your bald.

Things not to say during math class.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Xenomorph on April 26, 2007, 06:01:23 am
Pythagoras can kiss my ass! he's a retard!

things not to say when p-luke is coming to get you

Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: The_Kev on April 26, 2007, 07:07:17 am
Klootzak, ik haat je godverdomme!    (;))


Things not to say when your mother is cooking in the kitchen.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: SBD on April 28, 2007, 12:18:03 am
Whatever it is, I not eating it!

Things not to say to a car salesman.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on April 28, 2007, 06:23:59 am
How about instead of me paying you, you just give me the car and I won't say what I did to your wife last night.

Things not to say during a war.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: GCool on April 28, 2007, 01:02:39 pm
You do realise this'd be over quicker with nukes.

Things not to say when you somehow walk into a room with all your ex-partners there.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on April 28, 2007, 01:47:34 pm
Now I remember why I dumped all of you. You are all fat and ugly.

Things not to say to a predator.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: FROMAN on April 28, 2007, 07:35:38 pm
look at me! look at me!


Things not to say when your in the pentagon
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: DMB on April 28, 2007, 09:40:14 pm
This place is the bomb! Yeah!

Things not say in a console war.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on April 29, 2007, 04:44:09 am
[insert company name here] is gonna win.

Things not to say during a launch party for a game.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: SBD on April 29, 2007, 05:10:50 am
Anyone have a goat?

Things not to say when plummeting towards the earth in a burning plane.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: The_Kev on April 29, 2007, 07:41:22 am
Uhmm... A small step for a man, a gıant leap for mankind  ;)

Things not to say when walking on mars suface as first human.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on April 29, 2007, 08:45:58 am
I thought there would be more stuff here?

Things not to say to Krakow Sam.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Veraal on April 30, 2007, 04:43:06 pm
It sucked! so badly i cried!

Not to say to Ken Kutaragi(is that the name?) right after the release of the ps3.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Legodragonxp on May 02, 2007, 02:38:45 pm
If you think this is expensive, wait until you see what it does to your career!

Things not to say when defusing a bomb.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Danzik on May 02, 2007, 03:05:36 pm
"Being colorblind really isn't so bad"

Things not to say when meeting your girlfriends parents for the first time.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Legodragonxp on May 02, 2007, 07:00:03 pm
"Grandma! Grandpa!"

Things not to say to a Greenpeace activist
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on May 03, 2007, 04:22:15 am
I hate animals and love gas.

Things not to say to Don Juan!
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Veraal on May 04, 2007, 11:29:34 am
Hard...Rock...HALLELUJAH!!

Not to be said while inside a church, full of people.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: The_Kev on May 05, 2007, 08:33:38 am
God don't exist... Ask Darwin.


Things not to say to the Devil
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Luminar on May 05, 2007, 08:36:32 am
I heard you like mudkips.

Things not to say to a mudkip.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on May 05, 2007, 02:53:14 pm
Your muddy? I dunno?

Things not to say to the King of All Cosmos.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Brandonazz on May 05, 2007, 03:18:16 pm
What's wrong with you? Have you seen Andromeda? It's horrible! A complete doever.

Things not to say to a 15th century Turk.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: SBD on May 06, 2007, 02:50:36 am
What the f*** has you done to the Hagia Sophia!?

Things not to say to Superman
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on May 06, 2007, 04:10:30 am
You're a boy scout and a pansy. The only reason you always win is because you are invaluable.

Things not to say to Spiderman.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Brandonazz on May 06, 2007, 07:02:00 am
Say hi to MJ for me.  ;)

Things not to say to George Washington.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Veraal on May 07, 2007, 12:24:30 pm
I MUST EAT BRAINS!

Not to be said to... anyone?
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: The_Kev on May 07, 2007, 12:33:42 pm
Your mouth smells, say to your dad he has to wash his dick.


Things not to say to a pragnent woman.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on May 07, 2007, 12:47:17 pm
Are you getting fatter or is it just me?

Things not to say to a kidnapped person.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Luminar on May 07, 2007, 12:54:13 pm
Don't worry, i'm sure they'll pay the ransom... not that they'll release you anyway, but still.

Things not to say to a terrorist
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Crazen on May 07, 2007, 02:52:40 pm
It'sa Borat!

things not to say after making an embarassing post
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Brandonazz on May 07, 2007, 03:16:48 pm
 :-[

Things not to say to a Southerner with his blood up
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: SBD on May 07, 2007, 07:25:11 pm
hey hillbilly, you gonna go marry your cousin or something?

things not to say to a midget
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on May 07, 2007, 11:04:29 pm
A little short on that end are you?

Things not to say to a nerd?
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: FROMAN on May 08, 2007, 08:04:06 pm
anything that has to do with d & d

things not to say to a redneck in space?
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Legodragonxp on May 08, 2007, 08:20:07 pm
PULL!!!

Things not to say to Paris Hilton.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on May 08, 2007, 11:05:45 pm
You skinny little f***ing brat. If I ever get the change I will skin you and throw your skinless corpse after the nearest male, since you probably just screwed you!

"That's hot!"

*Twitch*

Things not to say to some one with no arms.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Legodragonxp on May 09, 2007, 05:14:34 am
Catch!

Things not to say to a nun.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Plank of Wood on May 09, 2007, 10:46:15 am
Hey hotstuff, wanna go to the little girls room and get busy? I'll give you 10 bucks.



What should you not say to a mongoose.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: FROMAN on May 09, 2007, 02:37:19 pm
mmmm mongoose

Things not to say to jesus.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Legodragonxp on May 09, 2007, 06:49:08 pm
ECLIPSE!  http://www.mreclipse.com/Totality/TotalityCh11.html#Pinhole

Things not to say to Judge Dredd.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Brandonazz on May 09, 2007, 06:50:40 pm
And you are...?

Things not so say to a Spore fanatic with a pitchfork and torch standing outside of EA HQ.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: FROMAN on May 09, 2007, 07:22:33 pm
they just canceled spore

Things not to say to a shell shocked war hero amputee.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Brandonazz on May 09, 2007, 07:26:19 pm
(AKA said spore fanatic several years later? ;))

*sneaks up behind him*

*taps left shoulder*

*moves to right and gets in front of him as he looks left*

*as he turns back right in his fa"ce*

BOOM!"  ;D

*heart attack*

Things not to say to a disgruntled EA rep.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on May 10, 2007, 01:06:26 am
Black sucked and you can't keep milking Sims games forever.

Things not to say to an English teacher.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Legodragonxp on May 10, 2007, 05:33:15 am
o'Rly!? OMFG I sez gr4mm4rz iz BS yo!

Things not to say to a mime.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: FROMAN on May 11, 2007, 03:38:21 pm
what time is it?

Things not to say to mr. t
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Luminar on May 11, 2007, 03:42:05 pm
Your van needs a tune-up, it's going terribly slow.

Things not to say to Hannibal Lecter.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Slartibartfast on May 12, 2007, 01:20:18 am
Bite me!

Things not to say to your girlfriend's mother.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Mr. Consideration on May 12, 2007, 02:01:43 am
This is a long one:

I once was at girlfriends house. I mixed up all the kinds of juice whilst me and her were messing around in the Kitchen, then asked her mother, "Hey, would you like some Corey juice? Wendy likes it." Then it hit me what an incredibly stupid thing to say that was.

Things not to say to your girlifriend.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on May 12, 2007, 08:06:23 am
Yes honey those pants do make you fat. Actually that should be fatter.

Things not to say to your boyfriend.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Plank of Wood on May 12, 2007, 12:32:00 pm
I'm acualy a boy.



Things not to say to Simon Cowel
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Mr. Consideration on May 12, 2007, 01:09:33 pm
But my mum told me I can sing!

Things to to say when in labour.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Plank of Wood on May 12, 2007, 01:11:49 pm
Congradulations, Sextuplets!



What not to say when on fire.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on May 12, 2007, 01:31:19 pm
I just remembered  my house is highly flammable.

Things not to say to a cyclops.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: FROMAN on May 12, 2007, 03:13:16 pm
whats farther that tree or that rock?

things not to say to Nathan Explosion
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: SBD on May 13, 2007, 04:38:58 am
No really, who are you?

things not to say to Her Majesty the Queen.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Plank of Wood on May 13, 2007, 05:11:47 am
Your great great great great great great great grandfather in the 13th century was a stupid bastad that no-one liked


What not say if you were on Utah Beach at D-Day?
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Brandonazz on May 13, 2007, 07:35:38 am
*jumping up and down waving arms*

Hey you Scheißkerle I'm over here! Come get me!

Things not to say to the new EA CEO.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: The_Kev on May 13, 2007, 10:30:39 pm
EA sucks big time, you guys are stupid!


Things not to say to the man of the local gamesshop when wanting to buy Spore
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on May 14, 2007, 12:19:34 am
I screwed your mom last night.

Things not to say to a monkey.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: SBD on May 15, 2007, 03:54:40 am
Look at me and my awsome sapience!

Things not to say to the last person on earth.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: GCool on May 15, 2007, 09:05:04 am
Anything - talking to yourself is a sign of madness ;)


(and that /does/ make sence)

Things not to say to the last woman on earth (assuming you're the last man)
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Xenomorph on May 15, 2007, 10:34:14 am
i've got the largest p3n14 in the whole world! ;)

things not to say to a raper
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on May 15, 2007, 01:11:23 pm
Yo dwag, you couldn't sing or talk coherently if your life depended on it.

Things not to say when caught riding dirty'.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Veraal on May 18, 2007, 02:31:11 pm
It smells like freshly baked cookies....Mmmmm...

Things not to say when someone in the room has just let out a fart.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: darkstar on May 18, 2007, 02:54:48 pm
mmmm something smells good in here!

Things not to say to superman after he saves your life.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: FROMAN on May 18, 2007, 02:58:51 pm
For saving me i want you to have this 3 metric tonnes of kryptonyte.

things not to say to a triskadekaphob
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on May 19, 2007, 03:53:09 pm
Your mere existence proves that both evolution and intelligent design is wrong.

Things not to say to a Karate Champion.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: FROMAN on May 19, 2007, 05:18:43 pm
i bet i could kick the crap out of you

things not to say to the leader of the nra
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: SBD on May 19, 2007, 11:19:26 pm
Roosevelt Sucks!

(lets see how long it takes 'em to figure that one out...)

Things not to say to your wife/gf when it's that time of the month

Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on May 20, 2007, 03:21:20 am
I don't get it, it's the same month. You're sweet as a kitten the rest of the month but once in a while you turn into a total bitch.

(Why is my life passing before my eyes?)

Things not to say to Optimus Prime.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: FROMAN on May 20, 2007, 09:07:59 am
self destruct code 1A,2B,3C...

things not to say to Dr. Evil.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Bona Fide Supraman on May 21, 2007, 12:22:09 pm
Sharks? With lasers on their heads? What a stupid idea!

things not to say to a disgruntled turtle
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on May 22, 2007, 01:47:13 am
Your not a teenager.

Things not to say to a transformer.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Bona Fide Supraman on May 22, 2007, 11:49:30 am
You change into a fire engine???? That's just lame!

Things not to say to the grim reaper
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Plank of Wood on May 22, 2007, 11:57:48 am
You suck! I want my goldfish back!


Things to to say when watch Enemy at the Gates.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on May 23, 2007, 09:22:16 am
So you want a bratwurst?

Things not to say to a chicken.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Bona Fide Supraman on May 23, 2007, 12:41:58 pm
Cluck cluck cluuuuuck. In chicken that means you smell funny.

Things not to say to somebody with OCD
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: FROMAN on May 23, 2007, 02:23:17 pm
hey is that a piece of dirt on your shirt.

things not to say to Jim Raynor.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: SBD on May 24, 2007, 04:38:57 am
Dude, nobody's called their kid Jim since at least the 1970s.

things not to say to someone who really needs to go pee.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Plank of Wood on May 24, 2007, 12:42:54 pm
I love to drink this cool re-freshing water, water, h20, liquid, its all good.


Things not to say to someone who does not OBEY THE HYPNOTOAD.


ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: FROMAN on May 25, 2007, 09:17:49 pm
insert comeback here-

things not to say to mr. bigglesworth
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Brutus on May 26, 2007, 06:11:11 am
it's time for our day trip to the violin factory!!

things not to say to you'r ex
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on May 26, 2007, 07:13:30 am
Damn I am glad I dumped you, you're damn ugly.

Things not to say to an Ogre.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Plank of Wood on May 26, 2007, 11:17:19 am
Orks are waaaaay cooler than you, FOR DE WAAAAARGH YOUZ ORGRY RUNTZ!


 
Things not to say to someone playing WoW
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Bona Fide Supraman on May 26, 2007, 11:21:31 am
Shouldn't you take a break? You've been playing constantly for 6 days.

Things not to say to Darth Vader
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on May 26, 2007, 11:40:16 am
*Kssttthhh* Kssttthhh* I am a whiny ******* *ksssttthhh*

Things not to say to Emperor Palpatine
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Plank of Wood on May 26, 2007, 02:18:22 pm
You suck, our Imerpial Guard are way better than your Clone Troopers



What not to say to a Necron Lord.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: FROMAN on May 26, 2007, 02:26:01 pm
dude your zombies are retarded.

things not to say to Rambo.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Luminar on May 26, 2007, 03:23:31 pm
Headbands with mullets look stupid.

Things not to say to Captain Planet
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: darkstar on May 26, 2007, 05:33:21 pm
... so yeah and then when vader asked me to pick a second target for his awsome new deathstar I picked this remote little world, I think they called it something dumb like "Earth" or something....

what not to say to nobody
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: FROMAN on May 26, 2007, 05:49:00 pm
anything

things not to say to krinkels the creator of the madness series.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on May 27, 2007, 05:17:50 am
Madness is crap, I mean it I have never seen anything so bad. Even the ones who have stolen your style are better then you!

(Disclaimer: I love Madness)

Things not to say to a disgruntled bear.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: FROMAN on July 08, 2007, 11:29:23 am
hey catch this trap.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: GCool on July 08, 2007, 11:36:12 am


Nothing, right back at'em.

Things not to say to a stand-up comedian.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Plank of Wood on July 08, 2007, 11:38:15 am
I dont know whats the deal with airplane food, you haven't told me yet.


What not to say to Pedobear
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: SBD on July 09, 2007, 07:09:42 am
who the firetruck is pedobear?

things not to say when your physics teacher announces he got broken into on the weekend
I learned the hard way not to laugh
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on July 16, 2007, 04:36:49 pm
Want your watch back?

Things not to say to a giant three headed monkey?
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Brandonazz on July 16, 2007, 07:00:15 pm
I have tried to see no evil, but it seems I have just failed. 
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: FROMAN on July 16, 2007, 07:34:28 pm
pudfmsld

things not to say to zombie Lincoln.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Little on July 16, 2007, 07:48:05 pm
Your country sucks!

Things not to say to my boyfriend.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: SBD on July 17, 2007, 03:00:59 am
Guess who's pregnant?
Guess who impregnated her?

things not say first thing in the morning.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Kaizer on July 17, 2007, 10:58:40 am
aw great i wet the bed

things not to say when high
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Xoatl_169 on July 17, 2007, 11:22:48 am
I think i put rat poisen in it

Things not to say to a walking trash can
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Little on July 17, 2007, 11:56:35 am
Your just a lifeless metal bin...........

Things not to say to me.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: russellmania4 on July 17, 2007, 12:05:52 pm
LOLZ A GURL Y R U ON DA INRENET YER N0T AL0WD!!!111OEN1!11

Things not to say to a mother with a dying child.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Little on July 17, 2007, 12:38:48 pm
Your child is ugly. We should burn it.

Things not to say to RussellMania4
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on July 17, 2007, 12:53:02 pm
I don't know you but I still hate your avatar.

Things not to say to a doctor?
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Little on July 17, 2007, 01:05:18 pm
YOU gave me the wrong prescription. I'm suing you.

Things not to say to my mother.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Kaizer on July 17, 2007, 03:14:36 pm
so whens the baby expected?  ;D

things not to say to al gore
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Little on July 17, 2007, 03:16:44 pm
Aren't you that Hobo from Mexico I saw?

Things not to say when your in a Mcdonalds.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on July 17, 2007, 03:39:02 pm
I found a toe!

Things not to say to a giant guy.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: FROMAN on July 17, 2007, 03:40:20 pm
hey tiny i can kick your ass!
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Xoatl_169 on July 17, 2007, 05:11:23 pm
blah blah blahzorz

things not to say a invulnrabul man
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: russellmania4 on July 17, 2007, 05:12:40 pm
Me. You. Right here. Right now.

Things not to say to a pot head.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Xoatl_169 on July 17, 2007, 05:19:31 pm
flushed all your drugs down the toilet, its not like you have a shank!

things not to say when flying a spaceship to the moon
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Little on July 17, 2007, 05:38:34 pm
Houston, we have a problem.

Things not to say to LadyM
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Xoatl_169 on July 17, 2007, 07:11:48 pm
ur not the boss of me

things not to say to a water bottle company
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: russellmania4 on July 17, 2007, 07:14:12 pm
'Springs of France' my ass. We all know it's coming from your grandma's tap.

Things not to say to a dog. A talking dog!
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: SBD on July 18, 2007, 02:30:25 am
geez, you'd stick out like a dogs...

things not to say at a holocaust denial conference
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: FROMAN on July 18, 2007, 10:50:56 am
oh yeah well heres a video of the holocaust.

things not to say to laura croft
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Little on July 18, 2007, 11:12:49 am
All your movies SUCK!

Things not to say in church
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: russellmania4 on July 18, 2007, 11:13:43 am
LOL IM JEWISH!

Things not to say to Optimus Prime.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Little on July 18, 2007, 11:16:47 am
Godzilla owned you in that movie!

Things not to say to a priest.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: russellmania4 on July 18, 2007, 11:19:39 am
LOL IM JEWISH!

Things not to say to Frosty the Snowman.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Xoatl_169 on July 18, 2007, 11:20:19 am
LOL IM JEWISH!

things not to say to a necromancer
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: tomasgaquino on July 18, 2007, 11:21:57 am
Pfft... those spirits you see are just holograms.

Things not to say to a robber
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Little on July 18, 2007, 11:22:47 am
LOL IM JEWISH!!!

Things not to say when having sex.

(I'm outta ideas... :-[)
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: russellmania4 on July 18, 2007, 11:23:23 am
LOL IM JEWISH!

Things not to say to Will Wright.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Xoatl_169 on July 18, 2007, 11:25:20 am
your games are non creative and dont teach anything infact ill kill you right now

things not to say to a pencil

(little i was about to say "LOL IM JEWISH")
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: tomasgaquino on July 18, 2007, 11:27:36 am
You need sharpening.

Things not to say when using the Gaming Steve Forums
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Little on July 18, 2007, 11:28:13 am
LOL I'M....

(ok I'll stop now.)

I'm gonna ban you.

Things not to say whn I'm having sex.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: russellmania4 on July 18, 2007, 11:29:52 am
I can't predict what will never happen.

Things not to say to the world's tallest man.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Little on July 18, 2007, 11:32:05 am
It's a giant!

Things not to say to me.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: tomasgaquino on July 18, 2007, 11:33:43 am
Your name's a dwarf!

Things not to say to a football player
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Little on July 18, 2007, 11:34:39 am
Your too small to be on the team. Leave.

Things not to say to my mother.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: russellmania4 on July 18, 2007, 11:38:25 am
Your daughter isn't a virgin.

Things not to say to me after waking me up at 4 in the morning.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Little on July 18, 2007, 11:43:13 am
Are you drunk? Am I drunk? Where are we? We're on an island?!?!?! It's like LOST!!!!! OMFG!!!!!

Things not to say to me.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: russellmania4 on July 18, 2007, 11:50:06 am
"Stop saying 'things not to say to me', Little!"

Things not to say to me.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Xoatl_169 on July 18, 2007, 11:50:49 am
stop it

things not to say to me
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: tomasgaquino on July 18, 2007, 11:56:28 am
"Your lack of ideas for people not to say to disappoints me."

Things not to say when shopping at the supermarket
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Kaizer on July 18, 2007, 12:55:02 pm
im stealing your stuff weeee!

things not to say when parachuting


Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Little on July 18, 2007, 12:56:30 pm
Oh.yeah. I forgot. There ones are defective. Ooops.

Things not to say to a nerd.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: russellmania4 on July 18, 2007, 01:13:19 pm
I'm holding your X-Men comics hostage.

Things not to say to a really fat nerd.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: tomasgaquino on July 18, 2007, 01:15:21 pm
I'm holding your X-Men comics and your hotdog hostage.

Things not to say in a lawsuit
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Little on July 18, 2007, 01:22:02 pm
MY CLIENT IS GUILTY! I mean...um...... INNOCENT!
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: russellmania4 on July 18, 2007, 01:23:27 pm
Things not to say to someone who hasn't said someone whom you should not say something to.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Little on July 18, 2007, 01:26:40 pm
You suck,Russel.  :-\

Things not to say to me.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: tomasgaquino on July 18, 2007, 01:30:15 pm
"You really want people to say things they shouldn't say about you, Little."

Things not to say to a cop
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Little on July 18, 2007, 01:32:52 pm
Nice gun. Wanna see mine?

Things not to say to John Hammond.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: russellmania4 on July 18, 2007, 01:50:44 pm
Hehe... did you know your last name has HAM in it... hahaha!

Things not to say to a biker.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: FROMAN on July 18, 2007, 01:54:30 pm
hey are you Richard Simmons?

things not to say to Comcast.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Little on July 18, 2007, 01:55:11 pm
But, Qwest over here is SO much cheaper....

Things not to say to Ian Malcom.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: russellmania4 on July 18, 2007, 01:56:50 pm
Here's a chaos theory for ya'. *Punches him in the face*

Things not to say to a velociraptor.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: FROMAN on July 18, 2007, 01:57:51 pm
i have a steak.

things not to say when this topic is really busy.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Little on July 18, 2007, 01:59:44 pm
Like to live dangerously? *fires grenade*

Things not to say to Timmy and Lex.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on July 18, 2007, 05:55:16 pm
What's wrong Lex, has Timmy fallen in the well?

Things not to say to Frankenstein?
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Little on July 18, 2007, 07:41:42 pm
BURN HIM! BURN HIM!

Things not to say to Lewis Dogdeson.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: tomasgaquino on July 18, 2007, 10:09:41 pm
Mr. Lewis... You're dead, didn't you realize that!?!

Things not to say to a man wielding a knife
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: russellmania4 on July 18, 2007, 10:18:30 pm
"Hehe, coincidentally, that think could cut through me like butter!"

Things not to say to your new friend Steve the plumber.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: tomasgaquino on July 18, 2007, 10:22:33 pm
I bet you can't plumb ME!!

Things not to say to Carl Sagan
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Xoatl_169 on July 18, 2007, 10:25:24 pm
god made everything your wrong and the earth is made out of cheetos cuz my brother billy bob said so.

things not to say to a angry dentist..... thats weilding a ... err... gun
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: SBD on July 18, 2007, 11:46:39 pm
Maybe I should make a new game, where people have to make a question to fit the answer of "LOL im jewish!"
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: FROMAN on July 18, 2007, 11:51:37 pm
you did a crappy job on my molars the other day.

things not to say to a killbot.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: SBD on July 18, 2007, 11:55:38 pm
LOL im jewish!

Sorry, i couldn't resist.

things not to say to someone who is jewish.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Xenomorph on July 18, 2007, 11:58:00 pm
wir mussen die joden AUSRASSEN!

things not to say wen FROMAN is behind you.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on July 19, 2007, 03:43:56 am
Heh, I am bigger then you.

Things not to say to a guy, two girls and a pizza place?
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: russellmania4 on July 19, 2007, 11:42:11 am
LOL IM JEWISH! (Someone really should make that game.)

Things not to say to Mel Gibson. (Go for it).
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: tomasgaquino on July 19, 2007, 11:46:26 am
Stop combing your hair like that. It won't disguise you're getting bald.

Things not to say when robbing a bank
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: russellmania4 on July 19, 2007, 11:48:14 am
Where you live.

Things not to say to the Michelin Man.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: tomasgaquino on July 19, 2007, 11:50:52 am
I've got a pin on my hands right now...

Things not to say to a serial killer
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Little on July 19, 2007, 11:53:44 am
LOL IM...

"Ok. My name is Harry, and I live at 9552 Fake street. Could somebody call the cops, cause I'm about to tackle a serial killer."


Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: russellmania4 on July 19, 2007, 12:04:15 pm
Things not to say to [posting_error#5612:poster_did_not_enter_name_21.18.65.]

Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Little on July 19, 2007, 12:46:33 pm
Damnit!

things not to say to RusselMania.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Kaizer on July 19, 2007, 02:24:17 pm
your avatar is crap

things not to say to jesus
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: russellmania4 on July 19, 2007, 02:26:32 pm
"Russell's avatar is crap!" (I like it.)

Things not to say to a Natzi.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: blitzonator on July 19, 2007, 02:44:50 pm
It's nazi ya moron!

Things not to say to Me
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Crazen on July 19, 2007, 02:46:49 pm
blitzonator, you fill my heart with overwelming apathy

things not to say to killer horseshoe crabs
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on July 19, 2007, 02:53:09 pm
You can't pinch me.

Things not to say to a real wizard.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: russellmania4 on July 19, 2007, 02:54:30 pm
"You know Harry Potter?"

Things not to say to a stripper.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: blitzonator on July 19, 2007, 02:55:35 pm
MOM???

Things not to say to a car crushing thang.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: FROMAN on July 19, 2007, 03:01:28 pm
i bet you cant crush bones.

things not to say to the people who made the marshmallow bunny survival tests site.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Kaizer on July 19, 2007, 03:08:54 pm
your lack of life makes me life at your sad excuse for a living

things not to say to a train coming at you
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Little on July 19, 2007, 03:49:01 pm
Slow down! Slow dow-

CRUNCH

Things not to say to Muldoon.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: russellmania4 on July 19, 2007, 04:19:03 pm
"I think Little is obsessed with the story you play in."

Things not to say to an EA employee.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: tomasgaquino on July 19, 2007, 04:21:53 pm
I kidnapped your daughter, your wife, your mum and your mother-in-law, just to make sure you guys will release Spore, ok?

Things not to say to a Black Knight
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Little on July 19, 2007, 05:35:56 pm
There goes yer leg!

It's just a flesh wound!


Things not to say to a bird.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Kaizer on July 19, 2007, 06:16:27 pm
want some scrambled eggs?

things not to say to free willy
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Xoatl_169 on July 19, 2007, 10:43:28 pm
your just a whale and you have no purpose in life, anything you do will shortly be forgotten and not cared about.... and... oh yea ,children grow up and they will start to not care about you and in fact take dumps on your ecosystem.

things not to say to fireflies
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: tomasgaquino on July 19, 2007, 10:53:07 pm
insecticide ftw

Things not to say to a president.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Xoatl_169 on July 19, 2007, 10:54:42 pm
you know those email threats, those are mine.

things not to say to a tired monkey.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on July 20, 2007, 05:03:38 am
May I spank you?

Things not to say to a Neo-Geo?
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Brutus on July 21, 2007, 12:02:58 pm
i have no idea what a neo-geo is but i am sure they would not enjoy being told to:

 "#### off!"

things not to say to john Lennon
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on July 21, 2007, 01:41:00 pm
Your opinions suck and your music isn't good.

Things not to say to a turtle.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: shadowlord18 on July 21, 2007, 03:35:46 pm
turtle soup

things not to say after building a computer
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: FROMAN on July 21, 2007, 03:56:07 pm
alright lets load this baby up with tnt.

things not to say to Will Feral.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Little on July 25, 2007, 09:56:52 pm
All your movies suck.

Things not to say to FROMAN.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: blitzonator on July 26, 2007, 05:45:37 am
Anything that has meaning to the topic.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Plank of Wood on July 26, 2007, 05:48:08 am
Anything, seeing as there is nothing there


What not to say to Bob Marley.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: tomasgaquino on July 26, 2007, 10:46:11 am
You pothead! Guess where I'm going to put that cigar you're smoking??!!

Things not to say to George Lucas
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Snake on July 26, 2007, 10:46:59 am
Star Trek rules man!


Things not to say when you're in the desert with a few other people.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Plank of Wood on July 26, 2007, 11:14:22 am
Do you know why you never get hungrey in the desert, because of all the sandwiches there! Hehehehe.


What not to say to yourself.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: The_Kev on July 26, 2007, 11:46:03 am
(I thought I allready did that one)

I want dead


Things ot to say to an evil bunch of clouds.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Blarg on July 26, 2007, 02:37:38 pm
I hate clouds. Especially EVIL ones.

Things not to say to an angry, bearded octopus.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on July 26, 2007, 03:54:38 pm
You lose the many arms competition.

Things not to say to Link.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Blarg on July 26, 2007, 05:55:11 pm
"Heh heh... you're wearing a skirt."

Things not to say Willy Wonka.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: tomasgaquino on July 26, 2007, 05:59:28 pm
My chocolate bar is so much bigger than yours.

Things not to say to your jailmates
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on July 26, 2007, 06:07:44 pm
Damn my butt scratches.

(Alternatively) I am gonna drop the soap tomorrow, hope nothing bad will happen.

Things not to say to a bat, who happens to be a man.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Dinosaurian on July 27, 2007, 11:18:49 am
Mothmen is much cooler!

Things not to say to Sapient Dinosaur (me)
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: FROMAN on July 27, 2007, 02:05:29 pm
mmm... roast beef.

things not to say to a lampshade.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on July 28, 2007, 11:36:14 am
I am your light bulb.

Things not to say to a disgruntled monkey.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Blarg on July 28, 2007, 05:00:08 pm
Hah hah! I'm higher on the food chain!

Things not to say to a killer whale that is having a bad stomach ache.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Kaizer on July 28, 2007, 07:27:07 pm
hey yea i kinda used all the tums....

things not to say to a korean child that had his growth stunted by excessive candy usage
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on July 29, 2007, 04:59:25 am
Man you ate all that candy? It was defiantly worth it.

Things not to say to a rock god.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: SBD on July 29, 2007, 05:18:11 am
Bach.

things not to say to the letter K.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: FROMAN on July 29, 2007, 08:36:35 am
why was 6 afraid of 7...

things not to say to a starwars diehard fan.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Mr. Consideration on July 29, 2007, 10:23:16 am
The Phantom Menace.

Things not to say to a large group of forum-visiting Liberal Socialists.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on July 29, 2007, 01:49:55 pm
Bush is the best president ever.

Things not to say to Mr. Burns.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: blitzonator on July 29, 2007, 03:01:21 pm
look into your heart MR Burns, You'll find the answer....

Things not to say to a neo-nazi
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Yannick on July 30, 2007, 05:07:01 am
Hi, I'm jewish.

Things not to say against Osama Bin Laden.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Plank of Wood on July 30, 2007, 05:11:47 am
Thanks a lot you bastard! After you had that plane crash into the Twin Towers, my TV started getting bad reception.


OR:



Allah sucks!!




What not to say to Me.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Yannick on July 30, 2007, 05:12:45 am
I like burning wood.

What not to say against your wife/girlfriend
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on July 30, 2007, 05:20:21 am
No honey, all pants make you look fat.

Things not to say to a guy with a Simpsons T-shirt.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Plank of Wood on July 30, 2007, 05:21:30 am
Season 14.


Things not to say to a girl thats been annoying you for most of your life.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Yannick on July 30, 2007, 05:24:39 am
Errr... Wanna go out sometime?


Things not to say to a member of the KKK.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Clockwerk on July 30, 2007, 08:02:46 am
I'm black!



Things not to say to the FBI
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: FROMAN on July 30, 2007, 08:06:09 am
do you want to see my ufo garage

things not to say to a disgruntled postman.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Clockwerk on July 30, 2007, 08:17:06 am
That's not my Mail!

Things not to say to aliens.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Kaizer on July 30, 2007, 09:48:54 am
hey i saw yer pal at the area 51 alien dissection last week!

things not to say to a computer mouse
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Yannick on July 30, 2007, 10:35:33 am
Here kitty, kitty, kitty...

Something not to say on Gaming Steve.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Clockwerk on July 30, 2007, 05:22:31 pm
I hate spore!!!


Things not to say to the Witch-King.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Kaizer on July 30, 2007, 05:47:00 pm
haha your going to get your hand cut off and blow up hahaha oh and then your giant eye tower falls haha

things not to say when a terrorist blows up a car bomb in front of you
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Cool AN on July 30, 2007, 06:04:52 pm
You can do better.

Things not to say to a giant robot.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Yannick on July 31, 2007, 04:07:32 am
Pfff, my blender is more advanced then you.

Things not to say to your internet provider.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Beatnuki on July 31, 2007, 04:58:53 am
Is there any way I can get this service to load images any faster on MailOrderWife.com?

Things not to say to a crying child who just had their pet dog run over in the road.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Yannick on July 31, 2007, 05:01:50 am
Now, now, atleast I didn't have to do that.


Things not to say to a sapient/sentient frog
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Beatnuki on July 31, 2007, 05:04:49 am
Now all I need is a giant microwave and my entertainment is secured for the evening!

Things not to say whilst witnessing a detonation expert nervously hunched over an open bomb case, deciding which wire to cut.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Yannick on July 31, 2007, 05:07:50 am
IT'S GONNA BLOW!!!111


Things not to say to a terrorist.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Beatnuki on July 31, 2007, 05:11:02 am
Have you ever considered that you might actually be making your troubles that much worse?

Things not to say to a man standing on the edge of a tall building whilst looking at the sidewalk far below.
Title: Re: Things not to say when
Post by: Yannick on July 31, 2007, 05:12:24 am
Pfff, he doesn't have the guts to jump.


Things not to say to a cat.