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Title: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Martham112 on June 09, 2005, 08:53:48 am
Food Fight I chuck Cheese Cake at the first person to join in.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: syphonbyte on June 09, 2005, 09:39:33 am
I catch the cheesecake right in the face on purpose. I really like cheesecake. I'll eat it, then throw a watermelon at the next person who joins in.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Oviraptor on June 09, 2005, 09:55:26 am
Tries to catch watermelon but it gets lodged on hand. While trying to get it off whacks next person who joins in on head.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: syphonbyte on June 09, 2005, 10:24:27 am
Hides in a trash can... ew... what's that?
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Oviraptor on June 09, 2005, 10:34:45 am
laughs at Syphonebyte. Gross thing in trashcan is the next person to join in
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Martham112 on June 09, 2005, 11:40:36 am
Throws extremly large pancake at Oviraptor ;D
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Oviraptor on June 09, 2005, 12:02:22 pm
Oviraptor catches it whole thing in mouth and swallows. (Oviraptor) Starts to fling mashed potatoes at next person to join.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: bwl2 on June 09, 2005, 12:07:46 pm
*grabs REALY big fan and launches potatoes back at ovaraptor*

*throws a rotton cabbage at next person to join*
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Post by: Daxx on June 09, 2005, 03:34:49 pm
*Shakes fist at bwl2, gets out gravy gun and fires it at next person to join in*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: DevilMachine on June 09, 2005, 04:44:14 pm
*walks into the room at exactly the wrong time and gets covered in gravy!*

*launches rotten bananas at the next person to join in*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: syphonbyte on June 09, 2005, 08:24:08 pm
I already joined in, so it doesn't effect me.

I grab a really old orange and fling it at Oviraptor for always being on these forum games for some reason.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: MetallicDragon on June 09, 2005, 08:33:36 pm
MetallicDragon walks in, but has the Zero-point Energy Launcher (from half-life 2) and uses a nearby table as a shield and then launches the table at the next person to walk in.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Jayce on June 10, 2005, 12:19:59 am
Jayce dives into the room in spectacular fashion narrowly avoiding being hit by the large table. He does a commando roll and hides behind  someone or other whilst contemplating how the table can even be clasified as food and then grabs a handful of peas from a nearby pea dispencer and starts straffing the room with them.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Daxx on June 10, 2005, 12:56:42 am
*Spins around to find out why Jayce is hiding behind him, and gets hit by...*
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Post by: LadyM on June 10, 2005, 04:12:05 am
*sneaks in when no one is looking* and squishes a big jelly doughnut down the back of Jayce's shirt...
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Oviraptor on June 10, 2005, 04:30:59 am
I grab a really old orange and fling it at Oviraptor for always being on these forum games for some reason.

Catches orange, it splatters all over the place, throws remains back at syphonbyte, spills coffee all over the floor, right in front of the entrance.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: DevilMachine on June 10, 2005, 07:05:52 am
Finds a keg and sprays beer all over everyone!
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: bwl2 on June 10, 2005, 08:15:21 am
*puts mouth over keg and inhails*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Martham112 on June 10, 2005, 11:48:38 am
Catches dizzy and drunk bwl2 as he falls overs and smoshes cake in his face
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Oviraptor on June 10, 2005, 12:09:34 pm
While Martham112 is busy smooshing cake in bwl2's face, Oviraptor pours entire cooler of ice cold water on top of Martham112.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: syphonbyte on June 10, 2005, 01:02:07 pm
I break out the shop-vac and start sucking up food, then I set it on reverse and spray it all at oviraptor, hahaha!
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Oviraptor on June 10, 2005, 03:03:07 pm
...luckily I have an empty cooler and it all goes in there. I then dump contents onto the now sleeping bwl2, who is drunk by the way.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on June 10, 2005, 05:13:22 pm
takes bowl of spaghetti and sling shots it across the room at Oviraptor  :D
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Oviraptor on June 10, 2005, 05:23:18 pm
Still holding trusty empty cooler, catches most of what LadyM shoots, takes banana peel out of pocket and throws somewhere across the room.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: bwl2 on June 10, 2005, 06:20:20 pm
*wakes up from drunken haze and trys to remember where I am :o*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on June 10, 2005, 07:17:58 pm
drizzles a jar of honey over bwl2's head while he still in drunken haze *runs to the other side of the room slips on banana peel and falls on my butt* ouch ???
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Oviraptor on June 10, 2005, 07:19:57 pm
takes time out of hectic food fight to help LadyM to her feet. Then procedes to dump spaghetti still in cooler on her.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: bwl2 on June 10, 2005, 07:20:27 pm
"where am I, and why am I so sticky?"
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on June 10, 2005, 07:32:36 pm
thanks Oviraptor!! *as I pull spaghetti out my hair* :D now lets throw these marshmellows at bwl2 while he's still sticky  :D
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: bwl2 on June 10, 2005, 07:36:44 pm
* realises whats going on and grabs the bag of old marshmellows first and fills up a shotgun with them and fires a volley in LadyM's general direction! *
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Oviraptor on June 10, 2005, 07:38:31 pm
Assists LadyM by throwing cotton candy onto bwl2. takes out jar of peanut butter and uses spoon to launch it across the room.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: bwl2 on June 10, 2005, 07:40:35 pm
*gets hit by the peanut butter just before I fire the volley of marshmellows causeing me to fire the gun into the air creating a downpour of old hard marshmellows on top of everyone (including myself)*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on June 10, 2005, 07:41:06 pm
dodges marshmallows *ouch.. shotgun?* and fires jelly balls at bwl2 with my trusty slingshot..to go with Oviraptor's peanut butter ;)
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Oviraptor on June 10, 2005, 07:43:00 pm
takes out disc thrower and pplaces a loaf of bread inside, proceeds to launch bread at bwl2 to make him a sandwich.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: bwl2 on June 10, 2005, 07:44:51 pm
*becomes sandwitched inbetween the very large loafs of bread*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on June 10, 2005, 07:47:24 pm
fires my mustard filled super soaker in bwl2's direction
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Oviraptor on June 10, 2005, 07:47:42 pm
falls down with laughter and while doing so sits in something liquidy. Looks around for clean towel or napkin.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: bwl2 on June 10, 2005, 07:52:09 pm
*holds up part of the sandwitch loaf and uses it as a sheild*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: bwl2 on June 10, 2005, 07:52:54 pm
*passes Oviraptor a napkin*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Oviraptor on June 10, 2005, 07:54:59 pm
thnks bwl2 then slips dirty napkin in bwl2's back pocket, quickly runs other way.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on June 10, 2005, 07:56:09 pm
lmao...  oh heck, turns mustard gun on Oviraptor too.. *sorry dude* ;)
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: bwl2 on June 10, 2005, 07:57:32 pm
*wraps Oviraptor's dirty napkin around a rotting apple and hurls to tword LadyM*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Oviraptor on June 10, 2005, 07:58:52 pm
AAH! Hates musturd. Takes out disc launcher and launches volley of warm gooey cookies back at LadyM.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: bwl2 on June 10, 2005, 08:00:33 pm
*grabs a warm gooey cookie for a mid battle snack  :D*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on June 10, 2005, 08:00:51 pm
*dodges rotting apple and it smashes against the wall* catches a few warm gooey cookies and eats them.. thanks ;)
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Oviraptor on June 10, 2005, 08:02:37 pm
horrified at backfiring warm gooey cookie volley. Contemplates revenge.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on June 10, 2005, 08:05:44 pm
mmmmm...warm cookies good ;D
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Oviraptor on June 10, 2005, 08:07:05 pm
forget contemplating, looks around room, wonders where everyone has gone to. Eats a few cookies as well.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: bwl2 on June 10, 2005, 08:08:28 pm
*continues eating cookies*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on June 10, 2005, 08:09:42 pm
I think the cookies were the best part ;D calmed everyone down... now look at this mess, Steve's gonna have to hire a cleaning crew. :D
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Oviraptor on June 10, 2005, 08:09:57 pm
wonders how food fight turned into cookie eating fest. Has another cookie.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on June 10, 2005, 08:11:42 pm
you make good cookie dude.. *eats another one too*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: bwl2 on June 10, 2005, 08:12:36 pm
*connects a large vat of grape juice to the biulding sprinkler system and lights a match.......*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on June 10, 2005, 08:13:45 pm
*while the boys are distracted with cookies*... pulls cheese whiz can out of pocket and sprays both of you and runs...
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Oviraptor on June 10, 2005, 08:14:26 pm
grabs a cup and enjoys what fills it. Mmm goes good with cookies. AAH! does not like cheeze whiz in grape juice.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: bwl2 on June 10, 2005, 08:15:57 pm
*as a giant grape juice and cheeze wiz rain cloud moves towrd me I open an umbrela*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on June 10, 2005, 08:16:35 pm
*giggles and runs around the room throwing flour in the air* which sticks to the honey on bwl2 and turns him all white :o
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Oviraptor on June 10, 2005, 08:17:37 pm
grabs tub of Jell-o and launches it at LadyM, runs behind overturned table.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on June 10, 2005, 08:19:09 pm
*flicks jello off my clothes* launches ballons full of koolaid at Oviraptor behind table
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Post by: bwl2 on June 10, 2005, 08:19:29 pm
*puts down unbrella and lets the grape juice wash the flour off, and throws a pickle and radish pizza at LadyM*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: bwl2 on June 10, 2005, 08:20:54 pm
aw the grapjuice just ran out.....
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on June 10, 2005, 08:21:12 pm
pickle and radish?? yuck!!! grabs handfull of cottage cheese and flings it at bwl2
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Oviraptor on June 10, 2005, 08:21:39 pm
Gets soaked in koolaid, throws open bottle of olive oil (plastic) at LadyM's feet it spills all around her.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: bwl2 on June 10, 2005, 08:23:24 pm
*throws what looks like meatloaf at Oviraptor*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Oviraptor on June 10, 2005, 08:25:07 pm
Dodge's bw2l's "meatloaf" and throws whole cheese pizza like a frisbee at bwl2
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on June 10, 2005, 08:26:46 pm
*slides across the olive oil to the other side of the room* grabs container of chocolate milk and throws it at Oviraptor
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: bwl2 on June 10, 2005, 08:26:52 pm
*grabs a few slices of cheese pizza and sprays horse radish on them and throws the slices back at Oviraptor*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Oviraptor on June 10, 2005, 08:28:22 pm
gets overwhelmed by chocolate milk and relish pizza. Grabs chunks of raw dough and throws them at whatever moves.

This is my 400th post!!!
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: bwl2 on June 10, 2005, 08:29:08 pm
*realizing LadyM just slid right next to me, I spray the rest of my horse radish on her and run away*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on June 10, 2005, 08:29:40 pm
reaches in bag of sticky buns and turfs them at both the boys... *then eats one myself* yum ;)
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: bwl2 on June 10, 2005, 08:30:00 pm
*but gets hit by raw dough as I run away*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Oviraptor on June 10, 2005, 08:31:05 pm
grabs a sticky bun as well, then showers LadyM in whipped cream and tops off with sprinkles.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on June 10, 2005, 08:32:48 pm
*I look like Sundae now* ~lol~ sits in a corner with doughnut launcher and fires jelly doughnuts at Oviraptor and bwl2
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: bwl2 on June 10, 2005, 08:34:00 pm
*wounders how she got a dounught launcher just as I get a face full of purple filling*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Oviraptor on June 10, 2005, 08:34:12 pm
coughs as powder flies in my face. thows a couple cherries in LadyM's direction.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on June 10, 2005, 08:36:01 pm
quietly slips out of the room eating cherries *gotta clean up and go to bed guys* catch ya later...*waves*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: bwl2 on June 10, 2005, 08:37:10 pm
*realising its 11:36 at night bwl2 quitly slips away into the darkness* " I WILL RETURN"
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Oviraptor on June 10, 2005, 08:38:02 pm
Waves back and realises what time it is, decides to come back later, on way out turns off light switch as is last one to leave.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Martham112 on June 10, 2005, 11:26:00 pm
I am back so I throw apples at myself because there is no one else to throw them at
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: DevilMachine on June 11, 2005, 12:58:32 am
* eats the leftovers *
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on June 11, 2005, 05:22:16 am
wow.. the room is all clean now.. thanks Devil  ;) *finds the rottenest apple and chucks it at Martham112*
*pulls out mustard gun and sprays Devil*  ;D
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Oviraptor on June 11, 2005, 05:43:09 am
"Hey, no one turned the light back on!" Turns light on and throws moldy sponge cake DevilMachine.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on June 11, 2005, 06:09:54 am
*waves* Hi Ovi... had breakfast yet?  *throws an egg at Ovi  :D
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Oviraptor on June 11, 2005, 06:20:05 am
Luckily I'm Oviraptor, eats egg, throws contents of box of stale doughnuts back at LadyM.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on June 11, 2005, 06:26:49 am
why do they have to be stale? *Slaps Ovi with strips of raw bacon and they cling to him*
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Post by: Oviraptor on June 11, 2005, 06:29:28 am
Eww! slimy! Grabs loaf of bread and soaks it water, then throws wtaery slices at LadM.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on June 11, 2005, 06:34:22 am
yuck.. as piece of wet bread hits me in the arm.. ok.. you asked for it..*brings out mustard gun and fires at Ovi*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Oviraptor on June 11, 2005, 06:37:02 am
quickly tries to dodge LadyM's musturd gun, finds hose in kitchen and sprays water back at LadyM.
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Post by: LadyM on June 11, 2005, 06:40:28 am
standing there drenching wet.. reaches in my tote bag and pulls out... *rotten tomatoes and chucks them at Ovi*
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Post by: Oviraptor on June 11, 2005, 06:42:09 am
Tomatoes smoosh all over me. Nasty. Recipricates with rotten canteloupes. Hoo! they stink!
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on June 11, 2005, 06:51:25 am
ewww...stinky!!!! *takes chocolate syrup and drizzles it all over Ovi's head ;) *
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Post by: Oviraptor on June 11, 2005, 06:54:02 am
ptooey! Takes butterscotch and pours spoonfuls on LadyM, arrgh butterscotch moves so slow!
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on June 11, 2005, 07:08:35 am
*scoops out vanilla ice cream and flings it at Ovi*.. hey we should just call a truce and make a sundae  :D got any of those yummy cookies left?
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Oviraptor on June 11, 2005, 07:12:39 am
no, sorry we ate them all yesterday. Gets out bowls and scoops makes sundaes, delicious!
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on June 11, 2005, 07:21:20 am
Ummm... yummy... *wipes butterscotch dripping from my eye*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Oviraptor on June 11, 2005, 07:23:03 am
Wipes chocolate syrup off from my head, asks LadyM if she would like any.
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Post by: bwl2 on June 11, 2005, 07:40:34 am
*walks into the room and wounders why Oviraptor would poor syrup on his head*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on June 11, 2005, 07:41:36 am
yes.. but not off your head ~lol~ :D takes a finger full of butterscotch and wipes it down Ovi's face. *sorry, couldn't help it*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: bwl2 on June 11, 2005, 07:49:04 am
* throws box of assorted suckers on top of LadyM and Oviraptor
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Post by: LadyM on June 11, 2005, 07:55:19 am
Hi bwl2... :D *dumps the rest of my melting sundae on top of bwl2*
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Post by: Oviraptor on June 11, 2005, 07:57:21 am
Haha! does the same, wipes butterscotch off face, look for mre toppings.
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Post by: LadyM on June 11, 2005, 08:12:32 am
*pulls suckers out of my hair* finds a cherry one.. without hair on it.. yum...gets the rest of the rotten tomatos and turfs them at bwl2.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: syphonbyte on June 11, 2005, 10:53:40 pm
I emerge from the trashcan and throw a big cream pie at Gaming Steve, even though he didn't join in, so it's like throwing pie at the principal or something.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on June 12, 2005, 05:46:45 pm
You were hiding in the trash can all this time???  Whips out the cheez whiz and sprays it on Syphonbyte!! :D
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Oviraptor on June 12, 2005, 05:51:26 pm
Wonders why syphonbyte would hide in a trash can and throws a few sloppy joe's at him.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on June 12, 2005, 05:58:46 pm
Hi Ovi!! Sloppy Joe's good one.. let's get him with the mustard gun too.. *proceeds to spray Syphonbyte with mustard gun*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Oviraptor on June 12, 2005, 06:02:29 pm
Sweet! I have a nickname!  8) Say? may I borrow your sling-shot? I have a few doughnut-holes I need to get rid of.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on June 12, 2005, 08:28:27 pm
*hands Ovi the sling shot*  ;)  continues to fire mustard gun...
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: syphonbyte on June 12, 2005, 08:53:26 pm
Oh man I am totally messy now. At least my nickname isn't the plural for eggs, though.  ;)

I ready the Cheney ray, which is a massive heart-attack firing gun. In other words, it shoots McDonald's cheeseburgers all over the place.

I shoot a few at Ovi and LadyM.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Oviraptor on June 13, 2005, 04:14:20 am
I unleash my doughnut holes at syphonbyte. Then I take cover, because I hate McDonald's.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on June 13, 2005, 06:53:26 am
I like eggs  ;) dodges cheeseburgers... and  *pelts syphonbyte with a dozen eggs*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Oviraptor on June 13, 2005, 07:35:52 am
Wonders why LadyM would waste pefrectly good eggs, throws handfuls of shepards pie at her, and eats a little.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on June 13, 2005, 10:02:12 am
Wonders why Ovi would waste perfectly good Shepard Pie  ;) takes a bowl of mashed potatoes with melted butter and dumps it on top of Ovi's head :D giggles as the butter drips down his face... :D
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: syphonbyte on June 13, 2005, 01:58:10 pm
I pull out a railgun, but when I fire it my arms are ripped off and I totally miss everybody. Now I have to lay on my back and operate the Cheney ray with my feet.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Oviraptor on June 13, 2005, 03:20:24 pm
Gets annoyed at syphonbyte for bleeding everywhere, mmmm I lick the tasty butter off my face. Takes out yogurt billow and squirts LadyM.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: syphonbyte on June 13, 2005, 06:53:21 pm
I dip my arm stubs in gunpowder and then lean over the stove in the back to light them. This is how Rambo cauterized a shrapnel wound in Rambo 3.

Then I grow some new arms and throw a coconut at LadyM.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on June 13, 2005, 08:05:25 pm
ouch.. a coconut? that hurts :o I have a knot on my head now... :( *sits in the corner and fires donut launcher at syphonbyte and pelts him with jelly doughnuts*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Oviraptor on June 13, 2005, 08:06:47 pm
Coconut...tsk tsk. Flings globs of of Fluff at syphonbyte, licks fingers.
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Post by: LadyM on June 13, 2005, 08:08:00 pm
*Flings gobs of peanut butter to go with the fluff* Syphonbyte.. your going down!!!
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Post by: Oviraptor on June 13, 2005, 08:11:44 pm
takes out disc launcher, fills with bread, makes syphonbyte into fluffanutter. Gets out maple syrup gun, sprays LadyM.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on June 13, 2005, 08:14:49 pm
lmao @ fluffernutter :D *feeling really sticky from the maple syrup* refills the mustard gun with mayonaise and aims at Ovi.. gotcha!
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Post by: Oviraptor on June 13, 2005, 08:29:27 pm
mayo... wonders how LadyM got mayo to squirt out of gun, throws raw fish at LadyM, then shoots syrup gun at her.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on June 13, 2005, 08:33:58 pm
wipes sticky syrup out of my face, glares at Ovi and picks up stupid fish and smacks him upside the head with it. ;D
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Oviraptor on June 13, 2005, 08:37:46 pm
What? You don't like maple syrup and raw fish? Sprays LadyM with Mountain Dew.
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Post by: LadyM on June 13, 2005, 08:40:50 pm
*mayonaise has gummed up the mustard gun* darn... takes ketchup bottles and squirts them at Ovi.. flings a few pickles that way too.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Oviraptor on June 13, 2005, 08:43:08 pm
Takes hot dog rifle, shoots at LadyM, by the way, they're RED hot dogs, ever heard of them? They're a Maine thing. Wicked Good.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on June 13, 2005, 08:49:06 pm
yes.. don't eat red hot dogs..haha, you missed...  *takes some cotton candy from MK and throws it at Ovi covering him in a sticky mess... :D
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Oviraptor on June 13, 2005, 08:51:33 pm
Icky. Decides it is getting late, cook myself a red hot dog and eat it, say goodnight to LadyM, remind her to turn off light.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on June 13, 2005, 08:52:44 pm
nite Ovi... *turns out the light as I leave*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: syphonbyte on June 14, 2005, 06:55:26 pm
I spring from the trash can and roll a turkey at Oviraptor, and he falls in a comical fashion.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Oviraptor on June 14, 2005, 07:18:44 pm
I get up and laugh at syphonbyte, there are a lot better thingds to roll than a turkey! Squirts syphonyte with grapefruit juice.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on June 15, 2005, 12:18:46 pm
.. walks back in with a full mustard gun slung over one shoulder and a doughnut launcher over the other.. sling shot in my back pocket and two bags full of ammo ... then wonders why syphonbyte is always in the trash can? ???
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Oviraptor on June 15, 2005, 02:58:15 pm
He must be a grouch.  ;D Readies dinner platter shield and arms maple syrup gun. Your move.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: DevilMachine on June 15, 2005, 04:00:06 pm
*spreads peanut butter into ladyM's hair for no particular reason*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Oviraptor on June 15, 2005, 05:12:57 pm
Sprays DevilMachine with maple syrup gun, for to make him all sticky.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on June 15, 2005, 06:12:26 pm
slicks peanut butter filled hair back and fires mustard gun at Devil.. for no particular reason ;)
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: syphonbyte on June 16, 2005, 04:31:52 pm
I pop out of the trash can with my worm compadres and we all start throwing rotten tomatoes at everybody.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on June 17, 2005, 12:39:58 pm
uses trash can lid as a shield to deflect tomatos.. phew.. *stinky syphonbyte and his worm friends*  takes huge jelly filled doughnut and squishes it down the back of syphonbyte's shirt.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: bwl2 on July 18, 2005, 01:16:16 pm
 *runs throught the room and doges food coming at me from all angles with a cool matrix move but slips on a  jelly donut and lands in a tube of banana pudding*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Kishmond on August 01, 2005, 10:18:24 pm
*Walks into the room, realizes I've made a horrible mistake, and starts to leave...*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Oviraptor on August 02, 2005, 04:05:21 pm
Smacks Kishmond in the face with a gigantic banana cream pie, quickly dashes to other side of room
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on August 05, 2005, 05:59:42 pm
opens jar of salsa and dumps it on Kishmond before he can leave the room... and ducks behind syphonbyte's trash can.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Vivec on August 05, 2005, 07:45:11 pm
Sprays everyone with a liquid that is almost, but not entirely unlike tea out of a fire hose, then wonders how we could be doing all this with the lights still off
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Leng on August 07, 2005, 04:31:11 pm
*Calmly saunters through the room wearing an immaculate Armani suit.  He is completely untouched as masses of food are slung through the air.  He pauses with a bored expression on his face to survey the destuction, then continues as a raw chicken passes through the space formerly occupied by his head.  Strides to the bar and pours himself a martini.  Definitely.. too much vermouth.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Danzik on August 09, 2005, 12:43:42 am
*Turns lights back on as I enter the room and joins Leng at the bar for a drink.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on August 09, 2005, 05:06:29 am
There's a bar??  Carefully aims mustard gun and fires at Danzik and Leng sitting at the bar that I didn't know existed. ;D
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Oviraptor on August 09, 2005, 06:00:33 am
Picks up huge bottle of grape juice and dumps it over Leng's head. Find maplesyrup gun and procedes to spray everyone in the room.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Kishmond on August 09, 2005, 11:53:17 am
*Throws corn grenade into the center of the room, then ducks behind mountains of thrown food*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Leng on August 09, 2005, 08:54:20 pm
*Walks to the center of the room, swallows a live grenade, and splatters his guts evenly over the walls and occupants.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Vivec on August 09, 2005, 08:59:26 pm
wipes guts off hi face and proceeds to launch red bull into everyone (not a painful way, just so you swallow it)
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on August 10, 2005, 07:01:09 pm
swallows the red bull..  :P takes bowl of macaroni and cheese and smooshes it on Vivec's head.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Oviraptor on August 10, 2005, 07:09:48 pm
Maple syrup goes great with red bull and mac % cheese. Squrts some all over Vivec. Licks fingers.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: sgore on August 10, 2005, 07:18:22 pm
*Enters into room.
Maybe this would be a good time to see this thing for myself.
*Gets hit with a barage of food.
I wondered if i would ever have to use these again...
*Auto cleans self. Turns on personal forcefield. (Only malfunctions when overloaded with lime jello.) And picks out a nice light aqua jet pack from his supply of endless jet packs.

Now then...

*shoots off to the cealing to find a place to unvail the super pie.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Oviraptor on August 10, 2005, 07:21:04 pm
Presses lime jello overload button. watches ensueing horror.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: sgore on August 10, 2005, 07:42:33 pm
*presses pie button without realizing force field has been overloaded.

Nooooo!

*Giant pie falls from the cealing covering Everything.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Oviraptor on August 10, 2005, 07:44:24 pm
Mmmm... lie jello and pie. Squirts a bit of maple syrup in mouth to wash down.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Vivec on August 10, 2005, 07:57:55 pm
inhales far too much pie and falls over hoping someone can do the heimlich manuever
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Oviraptor on August 10, 2005, 08:05:34 pm
decides to save Vivec. When Vivec recovers, sprays him with maple syrup.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Vivec on August 10, 2005, 08:22:23 pm
trys to thank oviraptor, but instead finds mouth glued shut by maple syrup, and wonders why everyone is cheering
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on August 11, 2005, 07:39:39 pm
stops cheering long enough to fire sticky buns at sgore who is still on the ceiling with my slingshot.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Sporeaholicomg99 on August 14, 2005, 02:59:36 pm
And i materialise out of nowhere holding enormous teetering piles of trifle which naturally i go bonkers and throw at everyone like a ninja on steroids
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on August 15, 2005, 06:22:57 pm
sneaks up behind Sporeaholic with twinkies and shove one in each ear.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Sporeaholicomg99 on August 16, 2005, 10:04:17 am
Stunted def in the middle of the room i let my guard down and am taken by an avalance of mildly sticky pastry and puddings to the feet of Oviraptor
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: 762 on August 19, 2005, 07:04:31 pm
Bust out my uzi and end it. I start a food fight from jail.

I through the lunch lady at the next person to post.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on August 19, 2005, 07:31:15 pm
Why is everyone so frickin' cranky? >:( If you don't like the food fight, stay out of the thread. Shoves bananas up B-Rods nose as I shove him out the door and close it.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: 762 on August 19, 2005, 07:32:55 pm
I wasn't being cranky, I mixed it up a little. As you can see, I started a new food fight, but I apparently died before I could see who won.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on August 19, 2005, 07:37:09 pm
Sorry then, but you start talking uzi's and ending it, it sounded like you were being cranky. *opens door to let BROD back in and pulls the banana out of his nose*
I guess I might be the cranky one. :(
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: 762 on August 19, 2005, 07:39:51 pm
No you just misunderstood me. I read my post again and I could see how you would have thought I was being cranky.

What with the sever trauma the bananas caused to my brain, I now run around in circles and trip occasionally.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Oviraptor on August 19, 2005, 07:41:37 pm
Well, next time B-ROD, stick with food related weapons.

Squirts LadyM and B-ROD with freshly loaded maple syrup gun and tops it off with a few mayo grenades.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: 762 on August 19, 2005, 07:43:16 pm
I trip and land on an eclair, which sprays chocolate filling on Oviraptor. I start bleeding from the fall and don't get back up.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on August 22, 2005, 04:30:37 pm
*snaps on latex gloves, puts a bandage on BRod and sits him the corner* then I turn around and crack an egg over his head. Dump bloody gloves in the trash and run back to pick up mustard gun.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Oviraptor on August 22, 2005, 04:33:06 pm
Quickly hides behind overturned table and throws another mayo grenade at LadyM, it explodes on impact, covering LadtM with mayo.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on August 22, 2005, 05:09:01 pm
wipes mayo out of my eyes, lobs the rest of the eggs over the table at Oviraptor.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Vivec on August 25, 2005, 07:08:20 pm
poors lemon juice on b-rod, then gets hit by mayo. AAAHHHH it buuurrrnnnssss usssss
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: 762 on August 25, 2005, 07:10:39 pm
Dies. Please, leave my body alone.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Vivec on August 25, 2005, 07:15:41 pm
builds a brick wall made of tarts, and peanut butter around b-rods body so he can rest in peace
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Oviraptor on August 25, 2005, 07:28:25 pm
Builds shrine around B-ROD body, guards religously.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Leng on August 26, 2005, 10:25:08 am
Sneakily drops mustard-bomb on B-Rod, then brains Oviraptor with a whole (not rotten) coconut.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on August 26, 2005, 10:30:40 am
sneaks up behind Leng and takes semi-rotten large fish and smacks him upside the head with it knocking him on the floor.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Leng on August 26, 2005, 10:33:42 am
*pauses for just a moment, wondering why the thing LadyM brained him with didn't have double letters in it, then shrugs and pushed her into a vat of Mountain Dew.*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Oviraptor on August 26, 2005, 10:50:16 am
Cleans off B-ROD and sets up bulletproof lexan armor around his body and reloads maple gun and mayo grenades. Squirts LadyM with liquid chocolate pistel.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on August 26, 2005, 10:55:24 am
I love chocolate! Grabs tub of coffee ice cream and lobs handfuls at Oviraptor.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Oviraptor on August 26, 2005, 10:56:45 am
Tries to find cones, can't so attemps to catch some in mouth, fails. Gets ice cream all over clothes.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on August 26, 2005, 10:59:59 am
here's some syrup to go on that ice cream Ovi, *sprays Oviraptor with carmel syrup and throws in a few nuts too*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Oviraptor on August 26, 2005, 11:02:29 am
Gets caremalized (not from cooking  ;) ) Decides to make LadyM sticky, too, sprays with Maple Syrup gun.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on August 26, 2005, 11:10:15 am
wipes sticky syrup out of my face and loads up Old Yeller, my trusty mustard gun and fires a stream of fresh mustard in Ovi's direction. Mwahahaha ;D
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Oviraptor on August 26, 2005, 11:11:23 am
Reloads Oak, my Maple Syrup gun, and SURPRISE! throws three mayo grenades instead.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Leng on August 26, 2005, 04:05:15 pm
Tosses spaghetti liberally at LadyM and Oviraptor in a childish bid for attention.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on August 26, 2005, 07:44:20 pm
although I'm covered in mayo and spaghetti, I turn mustard gun on Leng and fire... just enough mustard left to cover his head.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: 762 on August 27, 2005, 09:13:36 am
Haunts Leng's dinners for the rest of his life, making them all taste like sweat.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Vivec on August 27, 2005, 10:35:28 pm
i built you a nice grave so no haunting here
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: 762 on August 28, 2005, 07:07:50 am
Well, maybe I could haunt him with my hand, or something? Please?
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Leng on August 28, 2005, 09:43:56 am
"MMmmm, delicious hand, B-Rod, thanks!"
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Vivec on August 28, 2005, 06:12:46 pm
i meant no haunting me Leng is fair game for anything, like ... Game! I throw large buffalo steak at leng.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: 762 on August 28, 2005, 06:21:15 pm
Alright, I'll continue to haunt the cannibal so the food slips right out of his hand when he tries to throw it. AND all his dinners will taste like sweat.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Vivec on August 28, 2005, 06:29:35 pm
how about... tastes like sweaty feet?
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: 762 on August 28, 2005, 06:35:32 pm
Eh, as long as it tastes terrible I'm fine with it. Maybe it should taste like spongy rolling organs  ;).
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on August 28, 2005, 06:44:50 pm
while no one is looking, takes trusty donut launcher and fires jelly donuts at Vivec and BRod who does not appear dead after all.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Oviraptor on August 28, 2005, 06:50:19 pm
Whips out an old friend, the bread launcher, and lobs them high into the air, making the bread float down on top of everybody, proceeds to practice aim by shooting some with Oak.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Vivec on August 28, 2005, 06:53:58 pm
matrix dodges the jelly donuts and decides that talking to ghosts is not a very goood thing to do during food fights
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on August 28, 2005, 07:14:04 pm
lobs freshly made mac and cheese in Vivec's direction and laughs as it hits him square in the face during one of his matrix moves.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Oviraptor on August 28, 2005, 07:26:59 pm
Wonders how LadyM got fresh mac & cheese, slides big tun of molasses in Vivec's line of path, drinks a pint of milk.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on August 28, 2005, 07:29:14 pm
Wonders where Ovi got milk.  Takes oreo cookies and sling shots them at Oviraptor, some hit him and some land in his milk.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Vivec on August 28, 2005, 07:31:00 pm
notices mac & cheese coming at him but decides it won't hit besides im still dodging the jelly do-----


*SPLAT*

aaaaahhhhh cheese!!!!
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Oviraptor on August 28, 2005, 07:31:30 pm
Stares blankly down at Oreos in milk. Throws remaining contents at LadyM, it splurts all over her.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Vivec on August 28, 2005, 07:32:58 pm
runs about the room miraculously not trip while trying to get mac 'n' cheese out of eyes
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: 762 on August 28, 2005, 09:41:02 pm
My body remains in the shrine so kindly built by what's-his-name (;)) and his ghost is all messy. Ghost gets pissed off and descends to hell.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on August 29, 2005, 12:03:14 pm
waves bye to BROD as he decends... shakes a coke in each hand and sprays Ovi and Vivec at the same time.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Leng on August 29, 2005, 03:00:37 pm
pauses to stare strangely at the steak as it slows to a stop directly in front his face.  The steak then flies through the air into Vivec.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on September 01, 2005, 04:16:55 pm
Dumps steak sauce over Vivec's head. *shakes up another coke* and sprays Leng.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Oviraptor on September 01, 2005, 07:08:49 pm
Gets chewing gum and puts it in spots all over the floor, watches were walks so as not to step on any.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Vivec on September 02, 2005, 04:15:50 pm
mmmm abc gum.... my favorite
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on September 02, 2005, 04:54:36 pm
steps in gum.. *ewwww*  :-\  targets Oviraptor and throws chocolate covered cupcakes at him.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Vivec on September 02, 2005, 05:34:57 pm
used a pea shooter to shoot everyone in the left earlobe
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on September 04, 2005, 04:08:09 pm
*rubs stinging left earlobe* scoops a hand full of peanut butter and smears it inside Vivec's right ear.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Vivec on September 04, 2005, 08:04:25 pm
brings back memories of grandma
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Leng on September 04, 2005, 08:31:45 pm
tosses a savory roast Hop Tart at LadyM, dripping with gravy.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on September 06, 2005, 10:20:23 am
flicks Hop Tart off my shoulder, turns to Leng and throws a bowl of mashed potatos at him hitting him square in the face as I run to the corner. On my way I fling some pancakes at Oviraptor and Vivec.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Leng on September 06, 2005, 10:57:23 am
Six-Million-Dollar-Man music as Leng picks up a bathtub full of chocolate pudding and hurls it across the room to completely smother LadyM.  Tosses rotten mangos as Oviraptor and Vivec.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Oviraptor on September 06, 2005, 01:44:27 pm
Mmm, rotten mangos and pancakes. Sprays Leng down with gravy, to go with the mashed potatoes.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on September 06, 2005, 04:26:47 pm
runs by Oviraptor and steals his maple syrup gun, hides behind table and fires maple syrup to go with the pancakes.  ;)
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Oviraptor on September 06, 2005, 04:29:03 pm
Lures LadyM out with freshly baked cookies.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on September 06, 2005, 04:55:10 pm
*sniff sniff* fresh baked cookies? for me? :) why thank you! \@/
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Oviraptor on September 06, 2005, 04:57:29 pm
\@/ Takes back Oak, reveals cake that says "1000 Posts!" and rights table, sets cake down on it, and starts to hand out pieces for whoever wants any.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on September 06, 2005, 05:01:11 pm
Thank you ;D I definatley want a piece of cake. Pours Oviraptor a big glass of milk to go with the cake and one for myself too. Sets milk down for anyone else who wants to join us.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Oviraptor on September 06, 2005, 05:02:28 pm
Eats cake, drinks milk, has a few cookies, congradulates LadyM again.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: sgore on September 06, 2005, 05:09:18 pm
*Runs over

Wait! Hold on a sec!

*Puts up a "Thrown Food" proof bubble.

wouldn't want any Tuna Suprise or anything like that landing on the party food...

Now then.

*pulls up a chair and takes some cake, milk and cookies.

I gotta say, with the scenery the way it is, this is probably one of the best places to have a party.

*stares out of bubble to watch the giant masses of food being hurled in every direction.

So, What song should we sing? Is there a song for 1000th posts?

Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Vivec on September 09, 2005, 03:35:50 pm
ahhh a break from the fighting...
sits down for cake and milk

Go LadyM!!! Woohooo!
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: 762 on September 09, 2005, 07:55:10 pm
Just then, the B-ROD's illegitimate child comes from the rear of the cafeteria. He secretly swears vengence on LadyM for killing his father, but not wanting to spoil the moment, decides to wait a few minutes.

Congrats, LadyM.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Vivec on September 10, 2005, 08:34:17 pm
Sees michael jackson coming in from the rear doors, and tosses him a baby boy doll. LadyM lives on.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: 762 on September 10, 2005, 08:47:09 pm
Realizing that they have been eating cookies and milk for four days straight, the B-ROD's son shoves a mustard grenade down Oviraptor's throat because Oviraptor uses mustard grenades too often.

 I mean, come on. They don't even exist.

Anyway, Oviraptor is sure to get a bad stomach ache.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Oviraptor on September 10, 2005, 09:10:14 pm
Actually, I use mayo grenades. Squirts B-ROD's son from head to toe with Oak (my maple syrup gun). Burps with a disgusting mustard taste.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: 762 on September 10, 2005, 09:19:57 pm
Alright then. Calls in an air mayo strike on the cafeteria. Everything is covered in a thick mayo coating. After a while, the mayo starts to reek (reak?) real bad. Gets crusty too. Oh so crusty...
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Vivec on September 10, 2005, 09:20:21 pm
*passes out due to cake overdose*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Leng on September 10, 2005, 11:26:33 pm
Brains all with squishy squishy watermelons
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on September 11, 2005, 06:59:41 am
flings huge spoonfuls of potato salad at everyone... hits BROD square in the nose.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: 762 on September 11, 2005, 07:41:28 am
I'm dead. You mean my son, who will be called Jim from now on. Only because "B-ROD's son" is too many letters.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Martham112 on September 16, 2005, 11:59:41 am
Smashes a pumpkin on B-Rod's head
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Vivec on September 16, 2005, 01:06:26 pm
Holy Crap! How long was I out?
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on September 20, 2005, 09:47:35 am
dumps pitcher of koolaid on Vivec's head to help wake him up...
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Osiris on September 22, 2005, 08:55:09 pm
walkes in, gets hit with everything
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on September 23, 2005, 04:16:24 am
...turns around in time to see a new member walk in, "Hello and Welcome"..  *hits Osiris in the face with leftover cake*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Leng on September 23, 2005, 05:04:50 am
*Latches onto LadyM, devours her whole, and incorporates the relevant portions of her genetic code*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Oviraptor on September 23, 2005, 05:55:48 am
Adds to Osiris's caked face with whipped cream pie, then sprays with maple syrup.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on September 23, 2005, 05:59:52 am
Leng devours my clone and not me. *Smashes Leng's geneticly altered face with a mince meat pie*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Osiris on September 23, 2005, 02:51:39 pm
licks food off face, hits LadyM in the neck with metal lunch-tray,knocks her out
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Oviraptor on September 23, 2005, 03:50:52 pm
licks food off face, hits LadyM in the neck with metal lunch-tray,knocks her out

Play nice.

Puts Osiris in time-out corner. Revives LadyM, helps her to her feet.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on September 23, 2005, 07:34:43 pm
*rubs neck and glares at Osiris* Thanks Ovi. Have a cookie. *Hands Oviraptor a big thank you cookie*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Vivec on September 23, 2005, 10:30:37 pm
hmm fneeh gralg wha? MMMMM koolaid
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Osiris on September 26, 2005, 03:26:24 pm
feels sorry for long time, says sorry and offers a peace treaty cake to lady m (apologizes to ovi.) :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :( :( :( :( :( :(
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on September 27, 2005, 08:37:27 am
Thanks for the apology and the cake  :) here have a slice *hands Osiris a slice of cake*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Leng on September 27, 2005, 10:58:50 am
sprays digestive juices in all directions, slobbers up the deteriorating slime that was once the food and food-fighters.



THE END
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Oviraptor on September 27, 2005, 01:37:01 pm
*Reincarnates* Puts Leng in time out indefinitely. Grabs a mop and starts cleaning.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: danddman on September 30, 2005, 06:03:09 pm
Hit osirus with 20  tamatoes because I know him. Also I am a new guy.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Oviraptor on September 30, 2005, 07:31:51 pm
Welcomes "new guy." Lobs blobs of tapioca pudding in that general direction.

Side note: You know him, and yet you spell his name wrong ::)
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: danddman on September 30, 2005, 09:36:46 pm
My bad. Put's tuns of mustard in oviraptor's hair.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Vivec on October 01, 2005, 07:00:21 pm
Silly new guy... Hair is for mammals!
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on October 05, 2005, 09:49:12 am
...sits in the corner and fires jelly donuts at danddman and Vivec with the donut launcher.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Osiris on October 12, 2005, 04:44:09 pm
shoots dandman with sardine machinegun  lobbs tomato grenade at time out corner shoot everybody with digestive acid guy takes cover under table :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Wahh on October 12, 2005, 06:00:15 pm
Throws mustard, hot dogs, and buns at everybody, to complement the tomato paste already on them.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Pando on October 14, 2005, 09:51:23 pm
I throw a pizza on Wahh and he says wahh!  (Sorry, I had to)

I put a bannana on the floor and the next person slips on it.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Leng on October 14, 2005, 11:16:01 pm
i toss upon thee forms of food which thy imagination can scarcely recognize, twisted forms which vaguely resemble hotdogs and cauliflower, but which take on new tastes which, if fully comprehended, would drive thee to the deepest pits of madness!!
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: 762 on October 15, 2005, 08:29:31 am
A handsome stranger enters

I throw a cooked chicken at Leng and it hits him right in the face. You should have seen it, it was beautiful.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Pando on October 15, 2005, 02:19:03 pm
Then the chickn got up and started sumo wrestling with another chicken over a Pepsi.

(http://www.zodm.com/images/AB311115.jpg)
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Wahh on October 16, 2005, 04:37:27 pm
I throw a pizza on Wahh and he says wahh! (Sorry, I had to)


That's alright, that's how I got my nickname in the first place, except I was poked, not hit by a pizza.

I break up the chicken and Pepsi and throw them at Leng, so that he can experience real food, not twisted imaginary stuff.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Pando on October 16, 2005, 07:27:26 pm
I get a sloppy joe and throw it at the next person.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: 762 on October 17, 2005, 05:00:48 pm
I get pelted in the face with meat. I use my hot dog cannon against the next person.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Pando on October 17, 2005, 05:27:24 pm
The hot dog cannon back fires and hits the person behing 762.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: 762 on October 17, 2005, 05:45:16 pm
I get a sloppy joe and throw it at the next person.
I get pelted in the face with meat. I use my hot dog cannon against the next person.
I get a sloppy joe and throw it at the next person.

That's you.  ;D
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: 762 on October 17, 2005, 06:24:54 pm
Not cool! First you say that B-ROD is not a cool name, then when everyone else changes it, you refuse to let it go? That's mean.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Oviraptor on October 17, 2005, 06:50:56 pm
[Deleted]

Play nice, or don't play at all.

Throws a couple of hot dog buns at Pando, to go with the hot dogs.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Pando on October 17, 2005, 07:21:12 pm
I gulp up all the hot dogs with the buns and throw up. The next person slips on it.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Osiris on October 20, 2005, 08:28:55 am
gets up slips on throw-up does backflip lands on feet stares at pando whips out super mega gihugic lemonade machgine gun ,shoots pando with water gun
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Wahh on October 20, 2005, 03:00:47 pm
Uses sponge shield to block water while whipping out throwing star-shaped chips.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Pando on October 20, 2005, 03:01:42 pm
Pando turns yellow.

Shakes like a dog and gets the next person alll wet.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on October 20, 2005, 05:53:50 pm
"hey, your shakin' water on me"... throws a couple of blueberry muffins at Pando and Wahh
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Wahh on October 20, 2005, 06:22:27 pm
Mmmm, blueberry muffins.  Only one way to counter them... *runs off to get his chocolate muffins*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Pando on October 21, 2005, 07:24:41 am
follows Wahh's idea, and gets banana nut muffins. THey are harder.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on October 22, 2005, 10:41:15 am
digs out some old spaghetti from the fridge... dumps it on Pando's head and flings a meatball at Wahh...
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Pando on October 22, 2005, 05:22:32 pm
gets some soda and pours it over LadyM, breaking her computer.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: 762 on October 22, 2005, 05:33:08 pm
Why did LadyM have a computer in the middle of a jailhouse cafeteria? And why haven't the guards broken it up yet?
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Pando on October 22, 2005, 06:04:25 pm
does it matter,
gets up slips on throw-up does backflip lands on feet stares at pando whips out super mega gihugic lemonade machgine gun ,shoots pando with water gun
  could this happen!
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Osiris on October 25, 2005, 03:21:35 pm
shakes up soda cans , throws soda grenades at pando and wahh
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on October 25, 2005, 05:02:29 pm
*hands 762 a cupcake in honor of his 1000 post status...* breaks out mustard gun and fires at Pando, Osiris and Wahh covering them all in golden yellow mustard.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Osiris on October 26, 2005, 05:58:45 am
grabs a hotdog bun and a hotdog sits down for a nice mustard hotdog.  MMMmmm..yummm
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: 762 on October 26, 2005, 12:33:03 pm
After much deliberation, I have determined that the best use of the congratulatory cupcake would be to smash it in LadyM's face, just to be a jerk.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Osiris on October 26, 2005, 01:56:24 pm
launches tomatosauce packet at 762
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Pando on October 27, 2005, 07:14:05 am
gets musterd and throws it at Osiris
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Osiris on October 27, 2005, 02:47:54 pm
I use my super egyptian god powers to form a cage of tables aronud Pando *he can't escape.*  :D
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Pando on October 27, 2005, 03:03:59 pm
wanna bet! I tear though the tables like pudding.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on October 28, 2005, 05:16:24 pm
dumps a pitcher of cherry koolaid on 762 for being a jerk with his cupcake... *see if I give you another one*
After much deliberation, I have determined that the best use of the congratulatory cupcake would be to smash it in LadyM's face, just to be a jerk.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on November 29, 2005, 06:23:19 am
Cleans out refrigerator from Thanksgiving. Flings cranberry sauce at 762 and Pando.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Pando on November 29, 2005, 03:35:59 pm
gets a tofurky and throws it at LadyM
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: 762 on November 29, 2005, 03:53:08 pm
We were just standing here for a month? That's pretty pathetic.

Anyway, fills the entire room with 3 feet fudge to make it hard to get around.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Osiris on November 30, 2005, 01:56:08 pm
stands on table and launches fudge squares at everyone
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: sgore on November 30, 2005, 04:12:29 pm
Ha! I've got a Pecan pie!

Wait! where's my pie? I seem to have lost it in this ocean of fudge! nooo!

It's all fun and games, till someone loses a pie.

This Message has been brought to you By the N.C.F.F.F.J. (National Counsil for Food Fight Jusitice)
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on November 30, 2005, 04:14:34 pm
Oh look, turkey stuffing.. and enough to squish a handful on top of sgore and Pando's head's.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Pando on November 30, 2005, 04:22:19 pm
Oh look, turkey stuffing.. and enough to squish a handful on top of sgore and Pando's head's.

That is in violation of code 678.45533.7433 section 4725.4566754.23.5.325 paragraph 624.52352436.783.34656. of the N.C.F.F.F.J. handbook, because it is not November in some parts of the world.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Vivec on December 05, 2005, 10:34:43 pm
I whack Pando over the head with his signature. And throw pie.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Krakow Sam on December 06, 2005, 01:47:53 pm
i step into the room to tell everyone to stop wasting food when i slip on a discarded pie and mildly concuss myself, when i come to i hurl a still frozen turkey at Vivec and say "Merry Christmas...Turkey" in an Arnold Schwartzenegar voice.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Pando on December 06, 2005, 03:11:19 pm
I whack Pando over the head with his signature. And throw pie.

To bad, the mouse hit all three of your avatar's penguins
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Osiris on December 23, 2005, 02:33:56 pm
Makes boat out of jell-o and turkey bone paddle to stay above fudge sea
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Krakow Sam on December 23, 2005, 02:53:43 pm
I use a wishbone and a piece of ribbon to make a slingshot and fire a rubbery overcooked pea at the boat. it sinks, making glub glubing noises
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: 762 on December 23, 2005, 04:46:50 pm
Holy jeelopers, Batman! It's a good thing I brought this fudge-monster antidote!

(http://digilander.libero.it/ecarbone/Onomatopoeia/whaam.JPG)
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Krakow Sam on December 24, 2005, 03:13:56 am
I take out a Dictionary and begin reading from it, 7 who ate 9 writhes in pain and suffers 47 points of spelling damage.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Krakow Sam on December 24, 2005, 10:37:26 am
I dodge the barrage of exclamation points and counter with a large bowl of brussels sprouts :P
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: PineappleTheHun on December 24, 2005, 10:59:48 am
I suddenly leap into the battle and explode, leaving only pineappley goodness all round.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on December 24, 2005, 12:59:31 pm
Does no one know how to food fight anymore?  Lobs banana pudding at each person in the room, hitting them right between the eyes.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Pando on December 24, 2005, 01:10:21 pm
Uses super long tongue to lick it off, gets extremely mad because I only like chocolate, and puchs the next person.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Vivec on December 24, 2005, 01:18:03 pm
Ow! I got puched!
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Pando on December 24, 2005, 01:25:22 pm
Pando yells, "Real Fight"
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Krakow Sam on December 24, 2005, 03:35:44 pm
Unfortunately the sound is muffled by my fist and lethal pasta knuckles.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Pando on December 24, 2005, 03:40:09 pm
Pando leaves and comes back with some big guns.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Krakow Sam on December 24, 2005, 03:40:56 pm
Unfortunately the barrels are clogged by my fist and lethal pasta knuckles.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on December 24, 2005, 04:11:10 pm
Okay, I'm outta here... *shuts the door on the way out and flips on the water sprinkler*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Pando on December 24, 2005, 04:12:06 pm
5-0 5-0 the cops are coming.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Leng on December 24, 2005, 10:19:34 pm
leng dives into a roll, following ladyM out the door just in time to avoid the sprinkler (which for some reason can be activated by a convenient switch on the wall).  hearing sirens, he slides over the hood of his car, puts the key in the ignition, and drives off at full speed.  with the cops in hot pursuit, leng hits an improbably constructed ramp, vaults, and then freezes in mid air.

"thet thar leng was a straight shootin son of a gun i'll tell ya what, but him'n the law had parted ways a while back, and the law'd been tryin a find him since.  this time the pork wouldn't know what hit-"

(an officer has meanwhile approached the floating vehicle as leng angrily pounds his foot on the gas, opened the door, and pulled leng to the ground)
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: PineappleTheHun on December 25, 2005, 10:37:18 am
Inexplicably materializes, and dashes after LadyM.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Pando on December 25, 2005, 06:57:16 pm
Pando whips out his Lamborghini and goes to help Leng.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Krakow Sam on December 26, 2005, 02:12:41 pm
I whip out a bell shaped cookie, a birthday cake candle and a cookery book and perform a quick exorcism. The ghost departs this realm and begins a life of assisted living in an afterlife nursing home. I then throw the de-candled cake at pando's (model) car.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Pando on December 26, 2005, 02:16:00 pm
Lukily I bought cake insuracnce for my (real) car, hopefully it covers de-candled birthday cakes. *goes to phone insurance company*
"Damn it! It doesn't!"
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Vivec on December 26, 2005, 02:33:24 pm
The cake splatters all over Pando's (real, model) car. Destroying it instantly.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Mr. Wizard on January 14, 2006, 12:28:54 am
Mr.Wizard comes in and notices everyone is gone.

He snaps his fingers and the room is suddenly clean again.

He calmly conjures a whip creme spray, and yells,"FOOD FIGHT!" before spraying creme into the eyes of the next poster.

Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: drgamer on January 14, 2006, 03:34:59 pm
*luckly has glasses on so the attack was not very succeful*
*switches glasses*
*throws an edible smoke bomb at the ground, fogging the area*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Krakow Sam on January 14, 2006, 04:12:38 pm
I inhale a large lungfull of edible smoke and spew it back in a highly viscous, cloying, cloud of sacharrine vapour.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: drgamer on January 14, 2006, 04:14:03 pm
*douses the area with sugar water in the sprinklers, making the gas ineffective*
Muwhahahahahaha!

(Somehow I knew that someone was going to eat the gas)
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Mr. Wizard on January 14, 2006, 05:46:08 pm
Mr_Wizard Throws acorns into the air, says "Magic Missle!" and all the acorns hit the next poster between the eyes.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: DMB on January 15, 2006, 01:48:54 pm
*shakes up a soda can*
*fills it with Pop Rocks(the classic)*
*throws it at nearest poster*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Krakow Sam on January 15, 2006, 02:14:02 pm
Krakow Sam casts a cone of cream of Brocoli.
Damn I love KoL.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Mr. Wizard on January 15, 2006, 03:27:50 pm
Mr_Wizard yells, "Fire in the hole" and throughs a flaming crepe at Krakow.  ;)
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Martham112 on January 16, 2006, 06:13:42 am
Smooshes a pumpkin on Mr. Wizards head
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Pando on January 16, 2006, 07:33:23 am
Then the Smashing Pumpkins come and play some songs.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Damned_Zombie on January 16, 2006, 07:44:26 am
*throws a woopy-pie (sp?) at pando!*

*ducks under the table*

IVE GOT CARROTS AND IM NOT AFRAID TO USE EM!
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Krakow Sam on January 16, 2006, 08:16:24 am
Grabs bottle of wine and smashes off, end. Thus making a crude but effective 'knife'. Ha ha! Cant come near me now.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Damned_Zombie on January 16, 2006, 08:55:47 am
*sneaks up behind Sam Splinter Cell style and puts a carrot to his throat*

*grabs a nearby bottle of super-spicey sauce*

Drink it!

*sees someone run by*

DONT MAKE ME USE THE CARROT!!!!
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Krakow Sam on January 16, 2006, 02:20:10 pm
Drinks spicy sauce... luckily I had earlier used the old "drink the candle trick" (first used by Homer Simpson), so it does not effect my tastebuds. It affects my stomach though and I belch a tongue of flame directly at...hmmmm,lets see..PANDO!
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Martham112 on January 17, 2006, 04:36:35 am
light's a marshmallow on Krakow's fire
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on January 17, 2006, 05:09:32 am
*peeks in and sees the violence continues... shakes head and leaves again*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Damned_Zombie on January 17, 2006, 05:36:05 pm
*Throws a carrot where LadyM was standing moments ago*

Damn, I missed.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Osiris on January 18, 2006, 03:44:05 pm
sling eggs at everyone                                             I posted this on my psp
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Wahh on January 18, 2006, 05:39:00 pm
Whips out my frying pan and makes a mean omlette.

Omlette anyone?
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Martham112 on January 19, 2006, 10:00:36 am
Yes please
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Krakow Sam on January 19, 2006, 10:07:00 am
<Dodges high velocity UMD fired from Osiris' direction>

Scatters incredibly sharp shards of hard french bread on floor like caltrops
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Pando on January 19, 2006, 01:13:16 pm
I throw special sauce at the next person. *The special sauce is only mayonaise put out in the sun*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Wahh on January 22, 2006, 05:50:38 am
I whip out my Big Mac to absorb the sauce, then hurl it at the nearest bystander.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Quantum Burrito on January 22, 2006, 05:53:04 am
AHHH! MY EYES!
Stumbling around in my confusion, I kick a coconut at pando!
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Damned_Zombie on January 22, 2006, 07:05:38 am
*Drops in through an open air vent and tries to stab Pando with a carrot*

GOTCHA!!!!

*Gets hit in the head by the coconut!*

OUCH!!! Damn! Almost had him!

*stumbles off into the corner, holding his head in one hand and a carrot in the other*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Pando on January 22, 2006, 08:05:54 am
I throw a firey brusselsprouts at the next person.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Martham112 on January 22, 2006, 08:07:27 am
Ouch!

Well I start an inferno by cooking a turkey for too long.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Damned_Zombie on January 22, 2006, 08:08:08 am
Wahh!!!!! Quick, get the watermelons!!
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Osiris on February 08, 2006, 02:57:54 pm
uses super special egyptian god power to launch turkey bones at everyone pinning them to the wall

leavs and catches up with LadyM
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Martham112 on February 09, 2006, 01:51:02 pm
*removes his turkey bones and eats them. Start to choke falls on the floor*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: newestguy1 on May 23, 2006, 07:27:33 pm
Helps choking martham for no reason.Whips cereal at next person to post.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Sawmill on May 24, 2006, 05:11:51 am
get covered with the cereal and i almost drown on all the milk. then i pick up my drink (LARGE glass of Syrup) and sprays it all over then next person.( yes i drink syrup ) haa
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Kratok on May 27, 2006, 11:58:56 pm
Gets hit in the eye, running around in pain. Randomly grabs a caffiteria tray and throws it at next person to join
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Martham112 on May 28, 2006, 12:07:09 am
"Oi That's not edible!" I said just before I got smacked in the face with the tray.

I start blowing bubbles in the huge mess on the floor
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Kratok on May 28, 2006, 12:32:02 am
(It was mostly, have a full consort of eadibles on it)
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: newestguy1 on May 28, 2006, 07:10:42 am
throws frozen meat at next person
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Sawmill on June 05, 2006, 11:41:29 am
the meat hits me, hitting me in the face, i fall the ground and see a stick of butter

i through the stick of butter to the next person
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Cheesecow on June 05, 2006, 05:29:41 pm
catchs butter in mouth for 5 points,

tries to throw scrambled eggs at next person to join in
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: aname on June 05, 2006, 08:45:16 pm
scrambled eggs give me gas! :o
i chuck the pickled meat suprise at everyone.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Gaming Steve on June 06, 2006, 12:14:00 pm
Keep it clean people.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Kratok on June 06, 2006, 01:09:44 pm
Captures meat with spinney thing, launching it at next person
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: nogard on June 06, 2006, 02:32:59 pm
ducks and overturns bucket of nacho cheese on next person :P
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Pando on June 07, 2006, 03:08:54 pm
Keep it clean people.
How can we keep it clean, it is a food fight after all.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Damned_Zombie on June 07, 2006, 03:27:37 pm
*Throws a hotdog at Pando*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Krakow Sam on June 07, 2006, 03:28:56 pm
Throws carrots like throwing knives.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Damned_Zombie on June 07, 2006, 03:29:46 pm
*dodges behind a support beam and hurls hotdogs at Krakow*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Krakow Sam on June 07, 2006, 03:31:37 pm
Does backflip with ninja like grace and peppers Zombie with sugar shurikens.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Damned_Zombie on June 07, 2006, 03:33:05 pm
*bends backwards all matrix like and dodges sugar shurikens*

*backflips and flings two hotdogs tied together at Krakow*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Krakow Sam on June 07, 2006, 03:44:34 pm
Stares intently at hot-dog-chucks. They stop and fall out of the air.

Krakow Sam summons a creamed corn spirit.

Whoooosh!
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Genesis on June 07, 2006, 03:46:44 pm
Slips into room and places vat of hot fudge in middle of room.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: aname on June 07, 2006, 03:48:05 pm
i dump the boiled tuna cassarole on everyone.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Krakow Sam on June 07, 2006, 03:49:18 pm
Krakow Sam sets the creamed corn spirit on... Aname! And proceeds to whale on zombie with an asparagus bo-staff.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Genesis on June 07, 2006, 03:52:41 pm
Throws T.N.T. into vat causing it to splatter unexpectedly at everyone. I throw a batch of fishy sticks at the next poster.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Damned_Zombie on June 07, 2006, 05:08:56 pm
Takes hits from krakow and then pulls a pie off the nearest table, flips it over, and uses the tin as a shield.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Pando on June 07, 2006, 08:27:48 pm
I get a giant slab of Tofu and the next person slips on it.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Genesis on June 07, 2006, 08:38:14 pm
Fall from sliping causing the Chinesse Hot sauce to go all over Krakow Sam.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Krakow Sam on June 08, 2006, 01:25:41 am
Krakow Sam summons a Prawn Cracker elemental.... it absorbs the hot sauce and attacks Pando
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Damned_Zombie on June 08, 2006, 11:13:22 am
I wear the pie tin as a helmet and crawl under tables towards the buffet.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Krakow Sam on June 08, 2006, 12:12:58 pm
The mood shifts to be reminicent of the WW1 trenches. Krakow Sam retreats 20 miles behind the battelfield and starts giving stupid orders to gingerbread men.

The gingerbread men slowly climb over the table and start walking towards the other side of the room.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Damned_Zombie on June 08, 2006, 12:21:03 pm
I start throwing baked potatoes at the gingerbread men and call for reinforcements.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Krakow Sam on June 08, 2006, 12:25:14 pm
Krakow Sam orders the gingerbread men to construct balloons out of filo pastry. They drift into the air using the heat from birthday candles and start pelting the battlefield with eggs.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Damned_Zombie on June 08, 2006, 12:40:33 pm
"DUUUUUUCCKKKKKK FOOOOORRRRRR CCCOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*dodges under a table and pelts balloons peas*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Sawmill on June 09, 2006, 05:16:46 am
i just got covered with peas, ewww, i hate peas.
I see on the ground macNcheese, I spray that at the next person
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: newestguy1 on June 10, 2006, 10:18:29 am
hey that burns
throws glass bottle of soda at next person
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Damned_Zombie on June 10, 2006, 10:28:10 am
Attempts to catch soda all ninja style but it slips off my hand and smashes to the floor. I grab some of the glass pieces, stuff em in a muffin, and throw it at the next person.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Sawmill on June 10, 2006, 11:44:51 pm
the glass muffin hits me in the face, i lye on the ground in pain for the rest of the fight, the glass hurts allot.
I manage to see an apple next 2 me and with all my strenght , throw it to the next person
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: 7 who ate 9 on June 11, 2006, 10:47:02 am
Is lunch over yet? The princepal is going to be very mad about this!
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Damned_Zombie on June 11, 2006, 11:50:53 am
Principal walks in and Sawmill's apple hits him hard in the temple, knocking him out.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: 7 who ate 9 on June 11, 2006, 12:11:10 pm
But the lunch bell allready rang!!!!
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Damned_Zombie on June 11, 2006, 12:44:12 pm
I throw a grapefruit at the bell so it stops ringing.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Kratok on June 11, 2006, 11:56:31 pm
Puts a fork in pineapple, shoots it at next person
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Krakow Sam on June 12, 2006, 05:08:34 am
I kick the pinapple in a random direction.

I put the fuse in the coconut and light that sucker up,
I put the fuse in the coconut and throw it at...
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: 7 who ate 9 on June 12, 2006, 07:51:09 am
NOOO!!! DON"T!!! AHHH!!!!!

Ducks for the coconut to hit the next person.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Kratok on June 12, 2006, 08:02:16 am
-Hits the cocoanut&Pineapple back at Krakow Sam, then slips on some yogart sending it flying at next person-
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Damned_Zombie on June 12, 2006, 10:43:42 am
Yogurt flies onto my face. I lick it off, and then dive for the coconut and pineapple, catch them and throw them mid-air back at Kratok.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Sawmill on June 12, 2006, 04:32:35 pm
Kratok dodges it, letting it spray all over me when i still lay on the ground, then i pick up a rat scurring across the floor and throw it at the next person
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Damned_Zombie on June 12, 2006, 04:36:36 pm
I catch the rat with my throat and fall to the floor, writhing.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: 7 who ate 9 on June 12, 2006, 04:45:26 pm
*Hides under table* Was that the school bell?!?!?!?!?
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Damned_Zombie on June 12, 2006, 05:14:00 pm
Tears rat from throat and throws it at the bell.

"STOP RINGING! *gurgle gurgle*"
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Kratok on June 12, 2006, 05:26:15 pm
-rat hits inner bell, circling around, ends up launched at next person, with grease!-
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: 7 who ate 9 on June 12, 2006, 05:59:52 pm
Ahhh!!!!!!!!!!! OMG! *Slips in some "mystery goop" and lands on next poster*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: TotalSandwich on June 12, 2006, 07:12:32 pm
Stabs Seven with plastic knife, pushes him off and proceeds to knock over a tray stacked high with cans of cream of mushroom soup on the next poster.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: 7 who ate 9 on June 12, 2006, 08:44:57 pm
Ugh, i can't take it, this is the worst school ever... I'm leaving... NOOO!!! The doors! I can't open the doors!!!!!! They're covered in jello!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: newestguy1 on June 13, 2006, 08:07:13 pm
throws many pecies of hard candy and glass bowl of ice cream with fudge on top
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: 7 who ate 9 on June 13, 2006, 08:08:56 pm
*Gets knocked down, dead*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Elemental on June 14, 2006, 01:44:54 am
"throws elemental rat-flail at 7 who ate 9's dead body"
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: 7 who ate 9 on June 14, 2006, 08:20:07 pm
*Rat takes my head, stupid rat*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Mjavabean on June 16, 2006, 01:13:33 pm
Throws Big Hammer Of Squashing +3 at elemental

























Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: newestguy1 on June 18, 2006, 09:10:33 am
tears school bell off wall and throws at next person with screwdriver to the poster that posts after that
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: 7 who ate 9 on June 18, 2006, 12:11:43 pm
*Bell lands wear my head used to be* RIIIIIIIING!  >:(
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Krakow Sam on June 18, 2006, 01:44:09 pm
Krakow Sam summons a Prawn Cocktail elemental.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Elemental on June 19, 2006, 12:31:44 am
i throw a chuck norris surprise and a roundhouse kick cake at everyone

Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Clayface on June 19, 2006, 02:58:24 am
kicks you in the nuts, takes your cake, and eats it while every1 else is still fighting
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Elemental on June 19, 2006, 03:10:15 am
you get roundhouse kicked by the cake!
i throw a staple diet and some MAGIC MUSROOM SQUIRELLS!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Krakow Sam on June 19, 2006, 03:44:23 am
Krakow Sam casts 'Dispel non-sequiter'

Elemental vanishes.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: SBD on June 19, 2006, 05:14:01 am
SBD sees chaos in building while walking along outside, gets several big bottles of diet coke, tapes them together, drops mentos into each one and EVERYONE is soaked.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Damned_Zombie on June 20, 2006, 11:17:12 am
i jump through the window, grab your diet coke bottles, and then proceed to bludgeon you with them until you fall to the ground. I then grab some shards of glass and launch myself back into the cafeteria.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: gec05 on June 20, 2006, 04:16:40 pm
gec05 throws a cafeteria buffet table at Damned_Zombie and rioccets off his head.

gec05 then summons a lunch money bully to take everyone's lunch money. Earns $34.75

runs away and hides in the kitchen.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Damned_Zombie on June 20, 2006, 07:22:21 pm
I get hit in the head by the buffet table, but I just get right back up and charge towards the kitchen.

I break down the doors and charge straight at gec05 with the shards of glass still in my hands.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: gec05 on June 20, 2006, 11:14:17 pm
opens refrigerator door beside me and Damned_Zombie crashes into it.

picks him up while semi-conscious and dips his head in deep-fryer and lets out a blood-curdling sqeal.

gec05 gets hit on face with pie out of nowhere.

Damned_Zombie emerges with a red and crispy skin, reaches for a frying pan and chases gec05 back into the cafeteria.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Kratok on June 20, 2006, 11:40:00 pm
Both run into Ultralisk sized bowl
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Elemental on June 21, 2006, 12:25:33 am
throws mudcake at gec05 for godmodding
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Clayface on June 21, 2006, 12:28:09 am
summons the french devil to devour/eat the weak
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Kratok on June 21, 2006, 01:24:37 pm
Stabs the french devil with a fork and usith the fork to slap elemental for lieing about godmodeth in a game that godmoding doesint really matter
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Krakow Sam on June 21, 2006, 01:47:12 pm
Krakow Sam runs into the kitchen and summons a fountain of barbecue sauce. Everyone is drenched. Their speed fell!
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Krakow Sam on June 21, 2006, 02:23:02 pm
The Cornetto flies through the air and lands on Krakows head. Krakow's wizard power rose. Krakow Sam summons an Alphabet soup elemental....
S             D
M V A M E
A S   I                              G
                      E                     A              !
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Kratok on June 21, 2006, 02:26:07 pm
Kratok eats Krakows soup! Kratok gains power! Kratok uses his ramen flow ability! This is becoming the pokemon battle thread!
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: gec05 on June 21, 2006, 03:11:33 pm
gec05 wakes up and exploits nearest dead corpse of cafeteria lady.

gec05 casts an obesity epidemic!

everyone gains 500 pounds for the next 10 posts!

gec05 fainted from exhaustion.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Krakow Sam on June 21, 2006, 03:24:21 pm
Krakow Sam is heavy... Krakow Sam sweats and loses 5 hp!
Krakow Sam summons a slimfast golem.
It tastes foul. Krakow Sam loses 10 hp and 5 pounds!
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Kratok on June 21, 2006, 09:08:25 pm
Kratoks are vegietarians!

Kratok uses Roll Fat Person!

Kratok rolls Krakow Sam into some forks!
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: jmrdex on June 21, 2006, 10:48:43 pm
Jmrdex has a metabolism of 257.
Jmrdex only weighs 243 pounds.
Throws live calamari a gec05.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Damned_Zombie on June 22, 2006, 09:49:35 am
I intercept the calamari mid-air with my mouth, does a barrel roll, and flings it back at jmrdex.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Mr. Wizard on June 25, 2006, 03:10:38 pm
Casts Creamed Corn Tsunami Spell. Everyone is drenched.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Damned_Zombie on June 25, 2006, 06:00:59 pm
I take in a mouth full of creamed corn and stalk my way over to Wizard with a salami in one hand and some left over glass in the other.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Veloco on July 05, 2006, 09:20:59 am
I walk in a random door pushed an extremely large automatic weapon in front of me.

I commence shooting everyone in the room with tomatos, acquired with the Oblivion dupe hack, seen here. (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8960256445634741451&q=Oblivion)
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Celdur on July 05, 2006, 11:02:19 am
i trow pizza`s at evrybody....o no never mind i just eat m
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Damned_Zombie on July 05, 2006, 11:09:46 am
I vut up the Salami with the glass and throw the Salami pieces at random people.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Elemental on July 05, 2006, 10:42:24 pm
i throw a bunny with a pancake on it head at gec05
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: shadowlord18 on July 06, 2006, 04:05:19 am
i thow a whip cream pie at ekemental and nxet person to post
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: newestguy1 on July 22, 2006, 12:11:33 pm
gets hit by cream pie

goes into kitchen and grabs soap and runs out spraying it in random peoples eyes
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Rhodix on July 22, 2006, 01:14:51 pm
I start to make a cake, eggs, milk, flour and sugar.
I catch an bowl of raw cake mass and throw in all the people in the kitchen.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: shadowlord18 on July 23, 2006, 07:05:12 pm
wipped cream pies for all
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Shaymus22 on July 23, 2006, 09:51:02 pm
*orders pizza*

It should arrive pretty soon.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Brutus on July 24, 2006, 12:12:41 pm
i'm the delivery man! *smushed pizza in the face of Shaymus22 and then charges him 10.50 for it*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Shaymus22 on July 24, 2006, 01:07:36 pm
I'm in America!  I don't even know the conversion rate! HAHAHAHAHAhahahaha *runs out the door laughing*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Tesla on July 24, 2006, 01:16:03 pm
Grabs shaymus, "lets just say $12!" (dan dan daaaaaan!!)
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: newestguy1 on August 08, 2006, 10:42:42 am
secretly grabs the only disk of spore and i say nobody move or the spore disk gets smashed then acidentally drops the spore disk and it smashes into a million pieces then throws gummy worms into next posters eyes
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Rhodix on August 12, 2006, 02:18:22 pm
I throw a pumpkin in the ground and I spread the seeds for the room.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: TotalSandwich on August 14, 2006, 09:39:14 am
I climb the resulting pumpkin tree and smash a bottle of tobasco in someones face.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: shadowlord18 on August 14, 2006, 05:39:06 pm
i throw an over ripe tomateo at the next poster
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: gec05 on August 14, 2006, 09:24:29 pm
... who is Yoshi. Eats over-rippened tomato and makes an egg. Then throws it at TotalSandwich.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Celdur on August 15, 2006, 04:08:03 am
pizza`s have arrived i eat more pizza`s
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: TotalSandwich on August 16, 2006, 09:14:09 am
catches the egg with a pice of pizza and throws the egg-pizza creation at the next poster
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Celdur on August 16, 2006, 12:27:10 pm
i die becose of the pizzaegg and the police take total sandwich away
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: TotalSandwich on August 16, 2006, 12:30:29 pm
As I am being dragged away, I spit out several semi edible bullets from my mouth like a machine gun, filling brutus up with so much lead that he could use his dick for a pencil.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Glacies on August 19, 2006, 09:04:10 pm
No wonder it says "When the food fight was fun"
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Rhodix on August 19, 2006, 09:06:31 pm
I catch a dozen of eggs and throw in the walls.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: shadowlord18 on August 20, 2006, 08:57:05 pm
random exploding warte melon
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Rhodix on August 21, 2006, 05:09:35 am
I smash a bowl of tomatoes and throw in the nearest person.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Osiris on August 27, 2006, 05:16:45 pm
ducks! flings frog legs into everyone's mouth ;D
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: unlamp on August 27, 2006, 05:50:55 pm
i take it out of my mouth and feed it to my lamp them frisbee donuts at the next poster
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Gungnir on August 28, 2006, 05:34:16 pm
*gets hit by the frisbee donuts and eats half a bowl of tartar beefsteak (Finely ground raw beef with seasoning) and throws the rest at unlamp as revenge.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: unlamp on August 28, 2006, 06:43:00 pm
*gets hit by the frisbee donuts and eats half a bowl of tartar beefsteak (Finely ground raw beef with seasoning) and throws the rest at unlamp as revenge.

im a vegetarian :(



gets hit by raw beef with seasoneing and chucks sushi squid at next poster
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Gunner on August 29, 2006, 07:39:26 am
I Open my mouth and eat the squid I throw a coke mentos bomb at the next poster.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Rhodix on August 29, 2006, 07:42:49 am
And me throw that coke menthos bomb to the next poster and a ketchup bomb to the next poster.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Tesla on August 29, 2006, 07:46:32 am
*The ketchup hits my forcefield. Kicks unlamp.*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Gunner on August 29, 2006, 07:49:01 am
I kick Always for breaking the rules!
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Tesla on August 29, 2006, 08:02:41 am
I break Gunner in half with an amazing karate chop.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Gunner on August 29, 2006, 08:03:18 am
I bleed on Always leg.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Krakow Sam on August 29, 2006, 11:28:29 am
Hits gunner on the head with a Black Pudding (the secret ingridient is blood)
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Gunner on August 29, 2006, 02:16:19 pm
Bleed on both Krakow and Alwayswatching....
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Bobthetriangle on August 29, 2006, 03:06:48 pm
*walks in and looks around* WHAT THE-*is interupted by getting smacked in the face by a rogue pie* hmm...cherry pie...*looks around once again and walks out confused*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Gunner on August 29, 2006, 03:09:08 pm
Rips arm off and throws it at Bobthetriangle,Continues bleeding
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Rhodix on August 31, 2006, 07:13:39 am
I throw another ketchup bomb, now at Gunner. It explodes!
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Gunner on September 02, 2006, 11:23:27 am
I continue to bleed.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Tesla on September 02, 2006, 11:24:21 am
*sucks Gunners blood*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Gunner on September 02, 2006, 11:25:36 am
*fills blood with urine*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: shadowlord18 on September 02, 2006, 06:30:37 pm
throws whip cream pies at all the people in this game
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Gunner on September 03, 2006, 07:39:19 am
Bleeds in pie
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: SpecialBrownies on September 04, 2006, 11:03:55 am
I throw my special brownies at EVERYBODY!
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Gunner on September 04, 2006, 11:05:29 am
I eat the special brownies and bleed more.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: HanianKnight on September 04, 2006, 02:23:43 pm
*cleans up mess*

"oh hey guys, its just me the janitor, try and keep this place a bit cleaner ok?"
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Gunner on September 04, 2006, 02:55:54 pm
Oh No I forgot to close the cage of the headcrabs! *Becomes infected*
MUST EAT..... FLESH!
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: newestguy1 on December 05, 2006, 03:59:04 pm
fills machine gun with ju ju bees and fires them at everybody.then loads rocket launcher with watermelon then shoots at everyone again
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Inkling on December 05, 2006, 04:07:42 pm
Throws a cupcake at newestguy's head, goes back to watching Austin Powers on ipod.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Luminar on December 05, 2006, 04:12:42 pm
LSD-laced custard for EVERYONE!
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: newestguy1 on February 10, 2007, 10:57:48 am
gets hit by cupcake and eats icing.transfers water supply to boiling soup.lights aflame
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Luminar on February 10, 2007, 02:12:04 pm
Wait a damn minute, I don't remember posting that, what crazy crap is goin on here
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Mr. Sporeman on February 11, 2007, 08:35:41 pm
*fills shotgun with gumballs and fires crazily everywhere*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: aligon on February 11, 2007, 10:15:10 pm
<Walks in, orders a sandwhich, pays, and walks out>
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: beastt on March 03, 2007, 09:02:06 am
places a granade in the wedding cake and thus it asplodes!
(everythings weak to 'nades)
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Luminar on March 10, 2007, 03:25:47 am
We're all weak to nads? Gee, you don't say?

I flood the topic with pepsi. A more vile poison you will never find.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Gunner on March 10, 2007, 07:15:28 am
I drink all the Pepsi.
I like it... :-\
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Luminar on March 10, 2007, 08:20:40 am
Heathen! NON-COKER! BLASPHEMOUS WRETCH!
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Mr. Sporeman on March 11, 2007, 08:39:46 am
Jeez, relax. Besides, everyone knows Diet Berries & Cream Dr. Pepper is the best, anyway.
Coconut bombs for everyone!
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on June 10, 2007, 10:27:38 am
I've cleaned out my refrigerator and it's time for a food fight!  :D

The mustard gun has been filled and I sit in a corner waiting for the first person to come in. Beside me is a basket full of leftovers.
*holds a spoon of mashed potato's ready to fling*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Bona Fide Supraman on June 10, 2007, 11:23:59 am
*Ladym falls asleep*

Haha now is my chance.

*Grabs ladym's weapons and uses them on her.*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on June 10, 2007, 01:39:50 pm
*wakes up and fires mustard gun at Supraman hitting him square in the forehead*

mwahaha
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Inkling on June 10, 2007, 01:46:19 pm
*throws a sloppy joe at Supraman, but misses and hits LadyM*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: 7 who ate 9 on June 10, 2007, 01:49:16 pm
*Doesn't have any food around him*

*throws boot*

Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: c14dude on June 10, 2007, 01:49:34 pm
god in heaven riding a chariot!



*hides behind his couch and continues with his laptop work*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Brandonazz on June 10, 2007, 01:51:25 pm
*steals a half-eaten omic from the torpal next to him*

*runs away from the torpal, very quickly*

*chucks the omic at 789*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on June 10, 2007, 01:52:24 pm
[no boots or non-food objects]

*throws 789's boots in the trash and pelts him with eggs saving one for Inkling*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Brandonazz on June 10, 2007, 01:54:23 pm
*sneaks up behind LadyM and dumps rotten milk on her*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Inkling on June 10, 2007, 01:55:33 pm
[Brandon, I believe this would be a non-Spore zone.]

*throws mushrooms at brandon*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: DMB on June 10, 2007, 01:56:11 pm
*throws fruit cake on Brandon*
*sees Brandon fall unconscious*
>_> <_<
*steps back into a corner*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Plank of Wood on June 10, 2007, 01:59:55 pm
*Throws lemons at self*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: c14dude on June 10, 2007, 02:01:32 pm
*Throws lemons at self*

hahahaha


*changes in to clothes he dosnt have to worry about getting ruined*

*starts tossing orange chicken at people*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Brandonazz on June 10, 2007, 02:01:39 pm
*wakes up and wonders why LadyM isn't in pursuit*

*grabs some in-tact eggs from under a table and throws 4 of them rapidly at LadyM*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: DMB on June 10, 2007, 02:03:41 pm
*Throws lemons at self*

hahahaha


*changes in to clothes he dosnt have to worry about getting ruined*

*starts tossing orange chicken at people*
You...wasted orange chicken... How dare you!
*Fires egg cannon @ c14dude*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Inkling on June 10, 2007, 02:06:53 pm
*throws a handful of soup crackers while loading potato gun*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: c14dude on June 10, 2007, 02:07:19 pm
*Throws lemons at self*

hahahaha


*changes in to clothes he dosnt have to worry about getting ruined*

*starts tossing orange chicken at people*
You...wasted orange chicken... How dare you!
*Fires egg cannon @ c14dude*


i mine as well throw good food if i'm gonna throw it.

Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Plank of Wood on June 10, 2007, 02:08:17 pm
*Gets hit in head by potato gun*

*Potato goes though head*

*Hole in head heals itself*



Muwhahaha


*Throws choclate bunny rabbits at everyone*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: DMB on June 10, 2007, 02:15:31 pm
*dodges chocolate bunny*
*drops a mentos into carbonated bottle of soda*
*rolls it over to others*
*runs for cover*
Mwhahahah ....I'm so evil.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Inkling on June 10, 2007, 02:17:28 pm
*The blast launches Inkling into the kitchen.  He returns with a bag of frozen peas*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Plank of Wood on June 10, 2007, 02:18:19 pm
*Throws blackberry juice at DMB*

Haha! Now you are stained!
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: DMB on June 10, 2007, 02:24:04 pm
*wipes juice away*
*looks at stain*
Nooo! Curse you!!! This stain will never come out!

*throws a banana at Plank of Wood*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: c14dude on June 10, 2007, 02:31:17 pm
it would suck to be in a food fight if your jewish, its totally unkosher.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: LadyM on June 10, 2007, 02:33:17 pm
*sneaks up behind Brandon and pours ketchup down his shirt... walks by DMB shaking a bottle of soda.. spray it all over him and Plank of wood*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Inkling on June 10, 2007, 02:39:59 pm
*throws the bag of frozen peas at c14's computer, pulls out water gun and begins digging through the fridge*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Darth Grievi on June 10, 2007, 02:41:50 pm
*Peeks in*

"WHOOHOO!"

*makes a run for the fridge*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: c14dude on June 10, 2007, 02:53:48 pm
thats so uncool

*sobs*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: 7 who ate 9 on June 10, 2007, 02:59:10 pm
Thanks for the eggs ladyM! You kind of hit me a bit, but know I can throw them.


*throws some eggs, misses, has no food*

Crap...
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Darth Grievi on June 10, 2007, 03:10:40 pm
*Reaches fridge, grabs some oranges*

"Muahahahaha!"

*throws oranges at random people*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: 7 who ate 9 on June 10, 2007, 03:11:40 pm
*catches oranges in mouth*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Bona Fide Supraman on June 10, 2007, 03:32:22 pm
*Pulls oranges from in between 789's teeth, and throws them at him again. This time in the forhead*

*run into kitchen to hide*

*see's inkling looking  in fridge*

*pushes inkling into fridge and shuts it*

woop woop!
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Darth Grievi on June 10, 2007, 03:44:22 pm
*Throws orange at Supraman*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: TotalSandwich on June 10, 2007, 09:32:30 pm
*Dunks Darth in bowl of split pea soup*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: nogoodnames8 on June 12, 2007, 06:05:41 pm
*Smashes Total Sandwich with the world's largest hamburger*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: TotalSandwich on June 12, 2007, 06:14:50 pm
*whacks nogood right back with evn larger hot dog*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Darth Grievi on June 12, 2007, 06:36:04 pm
*tastes soup*

"That's not half bad..."

*continues eating soup while filling up water gun with OJ*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Gunner on June 12, 2007, 08:20:39 pm
Hmmmm?
*looks at Clorox*
I guess its been long enough for a swig...
*drinks whole container as OJ is shot at me*
*spits Clorox at next poster*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Martham112 on June 13, 2007, 12:55:37 pm
*magicly creates a piezooka and fires at everyone*

Get outta my thread!

Don't really
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: gec05 on June 13, 2007, 01:18:57 pm
Throws a small rock at Martham112.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Darth Grievi on June 13, 2007, 02:58:54 pm
*Reloads with lemonade and shoots at Martham112*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Martham112 on June 14, 2007, 11:26:42 am
I don't want to be aimed at!

*spin around and fires the piezooka in random directions*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Brandonazz on June 14, 2007, 11:59:10 am
N00000000000 A POKEMON AVATAR

*throws 3 pies and a can of frozen yogurt at Martham*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: TotalSandwich on June 15, 2007, 03:33:29 pm
*engulfs and immobilizes Brandon in a sea of peanut butter*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: vonboy on June 16, 2007, 03:45:06 pm
vonboy:eats peanut butter and imimmobilizes brandonazz

brandonazz: thanks!!!!

vonboy:throws up on brandonazz
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Bona Fide Supraman on June 17, 2007, 07:25:09 am
*pushes vonboy into sick*

hahaha
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: TotalSandwich on June 26, 2007, 04:52:18 pm
*pushes slimy vonboy into Bona Fide Supraman*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Veraal on June 26, 2007, 04:58:51 pm
*grabs slimy vonboy from Bona Fide Supraman and tosses it into the air, so that an innocent bystander gets hit by it!*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Luminar on June 28, 2007, 10:14:23 pm
Well i'm hardly innocent, so I pity the sap that gets hit by that.

Well, i'm feeling paticularly spiteful and nasty today, so you can all just drown to death.... IN VANILLA COKE!
*uses spellbook to summon a huge tidal wave of vanilla coke to smash the whole area*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Darth Grievi on June 28, 2007, 10:15:30 pm
"Gurgle-blurgle...."

*spits a stream of coke back at Luminar while re-loading watergun*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: TotalSandwich on June 29, 2007, 03:24:14 pm
*throws coke soaked bananna at Luminar*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Doctor Z on June 29, 2007, 03:38:05 pm
Noooo!!! *is a fellow banana* ROBERT! WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU!?!?
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Kratok on June 29, 2007, 09:15:27 pm
*Swings around dead goblin corpse and hits DoctorZ with it*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Darth Grievi on June 29, 2007, 09:17:44 pm
Hahahaha!

*fires soda-filled water gun at Kratok*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Kratok on June 29, 2007, 09:21:53 pm
*Releases and launches goblin corpse at Darth Groovy*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Darth Grievi on June 29, 2007, 09:25:56 pm
"Oh, cr--"

*gets knocked over*

From under corpse: "Hey, Isn't this supposed to be a food fight?"

*grabs around for ammo, finds a leftover orange and tosses it in Kratok's general direction*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Martham112 on June 29, 2007, 10:00:18 pm
You can eat goblins!
*Throws the goblin and LadyM, who isn't actually here, so it misses and hits Kratok*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Kratok on June 29, 2007, 10:44:03 pm
*Blocks with a boulder*
You can eat dust too!

throws cherries at people
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Yannick on June 30, 2007, 03:41:46 am
*Scoops up vonboy's puke*

*Throws it at Krakow Sam*

Mwuahahaha!
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: blitzonator on June 30, 2007, 05:31:36 am
*pukes on Krakow sam*
*licks up puke*
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* opy and paste buttons break*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: SBD on June 30, 2007, 06:53:10 am
*takes dump on krakow sam's head*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Krakow Sam on March 31, 2008, 05:03:59 pm
*Bans SBD, Blitzonator and Yannick*

How do you like them apples? Which I throw at LadyM, btw.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Darth Grievi on March 31, 2008, 05:08:08 pm
*Jumps back in with a bunch of grapes*

*Sees all the puke. Tries not to contribute*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Andrew Ryan on March 31, 2008, 06:29:41 pm
*Bans SBD, Blitzonator and Yannick*

How do you like them apples? Which I throw at LadyM, btw.

((OCC:  :o Did Krakow Sam just Nerco-bump a thread which last post was almost 8 months ago?!?! What heretical madness has seized you!!!)

*Throws bunch of Banana's at Krakow*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Gunner on March 31, 2008, 06:47:21 pm
/me throws a block of raw chocolate at Andrew's head
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: The Time Traveller on March 31, 2008, 06:50:01 pm
*Makes Gunner pay micropayments for block of raw chocolate
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Andrew Ryan on March 31, 2008, 06:57:49 pm
*Drowns Time Travler in roasted Flanimal.*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Darth Grievi on March 31, 2008, 06:59:58 pm
*Pulls grapes off of stems, then tosses them at random people. They then explode in clouds of juice*

"They're grenapes! ;D"
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Yuu on April 01, 2008, 02:04:59 am
"Hahaha! All of you have fallen into my awesome trap!"

*throws balut and casu marzu at everyone*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Doctor Z on April 02, 2008, 09:03:57 am
*throws a peanut* Yay, I'm fun!
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Neoskel on April 02, 2008, 02:33:14 pm
Throws a banana (http://www.gamingsteve.com/blab/index.php?topic=1108.0).
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Plank of Wood on April 02, 2008, 02:35:07 pm
*Fires potato gun stolen from kitchen at DoctorZ*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Darth Grievi on April 02, 2008, 02:35:54 pm
*Digs around in fridge for ammo*
*Finds eggs*

"Aha!"

*Throws egg at Neoskel*
*Turns out to be hard boiled instead of raw...*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Plank of Wood on April 02, 2008, 02:37:02 pm
*Challenges Darth Grevi to a Baugette duel*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Neoskel on April 02, 2008, 02:39:22 pm
Chucks Chocolate Bunny of Justice at Darth Grievi.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Darth Grievi on April 02, 2008, 03:02:08 pm
*Accepts Plank's duel... With shards of chocolate in her hair and on her shirt.*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Neoskel on April 02, 2008, 08:25:04 pm
Arms Gatling Muffin Gun. Fires on Yuu.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Yuu on April 03, 2008, 03:18:23 am
*Gets hit by muffins and pukes on the floor for five minutes straight*

*Eats all the puke on the floor and pukes at Darth*

*Loads shotgun with eggshells*

*Throws raw fish at Neoskel*
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Neoskel on April 03, 2008, 03:46:12 am
Summons Sushi-Chef who uses his Overdrive which turns the incoming fish into sushi and launches it at Gunner.
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Doctor Z on April 04, 2008, 03:40:55 pm
*eats the food in the room* Urp....
Title: Re: Food Fight!!!
Post by: Yuu on April 04, 2008, 09:30:40 pm
*regurgitates a watermelon*
*cuts watermelon in half and drains all the fluid with a straw*
*throws a bucket of watermelon juice at the cieling fan, making it rain watermelon juice!*
*replaces water supply with orange soda*
*activates the sprinklers*

Itsa rainin' orange soda!