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Title: Bad Mao Good!
Post by: Krakow Sam on September 06, 2006, 12:06:30 pm
Ok. Heres a fun new game sure to sweep the internet that me and a freind just invented. Woohoo!

Instructions:

1. Poster one posts a brief sentence insulting chairman Mao

example: Man, Mao sucks...

2. Poster two continues, turning the insult into a positive statement

example: ...discontent from the peasant heroes, that is.

3. poster two posts another insult for someone else to turn around

example: But seriously. Chairman Mao has a gigantic backside

to which the answer could be: "which farts in the general direction of the capitalist oppressor"

Got it?

If you dont know who chairman Mao is, dont bother playing. If you dont understand the rules, dont play.

I'll get the ball rolling:

Chairman Mao eats like a pig....

Title: Re: Bad Mao Good!
Post by: SmileyMan on September 06, 2006, 01:35:55 pm
... Who has the manners of a rich human snob.
Title: Re: Bad Mao Good!
Post by: Krakow Sam on September 06, 2006, 02:05:41 pm
You fail.
Title: Re: Bad Mao Good!
Post by: SmileyMan on September 06, 2006, 02:07:36 pm
You fail.

Fix'd. Should work now.
Title: Re: Bad Mao Good!
Post by: huggkruka on September 06, 2006, 02:14:40 pm
...ney, thus saving precious rice for the rest of the motherland.

On the other hand, he's a complete idiot...
Title: Re: Bad Mao Good!
Post by: Krakow Sam on September 06, 2006, 02:32:45 pm
When it comes to being Imprudent in the leadership of China's peasant heroes!

But, in all seriousness, Chairman Mao has a gigantic pot-belly
Title: Re: Bad Mao Good!
Post by: HanianKnight on September 07, 2006, 03:38:05 pm
as do all chinese , as a result of his efficiant farming programs

but, he looks like a large potato
Title: Re: Bad Mao Good!
Post by: Leng on September 07, 2006, 03:40:28 pm
Mmm, potatoes....

Chairman Mao is living in luxury while the peasants starve.
Title: Re: Bad Mao Good!
Post by: shadowlord18 on September 07, 2006, 03:42:47 pm
just like any good conmist leader should

he taxes all his people in to povety
Title: Re: Bad Mao Good!
Post by: HanianKnight on September 07, 2006, 03:45:46 pm
and used the tax money to bring them into a new age of prosperity

Mao was a terrible dancer
Title: Re: Bad Mao Good!
Post by: Krakow Sam on September 07, 2006, 03:47:14 pm
Due to the fact his feet are crippled from kicking the ass of the Bourgeoisie


Mao has tiny little girl-hands
Title: Re: Bad Mao Good!
Post by: HolsteinCow on September 07, 2006, 05:45:58 pm
but he has Chuck Norris legs and thighs

Mao used to pole-dance
Title: Re: Bad Mao Good!
Post by: Sporific on September 10, 2006, 11:57:03 am
so he could pay his way through law school and support his favorite charities.

Mao loves to experiment with zoosexuality
Title: Re: Bad Mao Good!
Post by: Gunner on September 10, 2006, 11:59:01 am
- inflected individuals

Mao is on Marijana...
Title: Re: Bad Mao Good!
Post by: stuck on September 10, 2006, 12:48:31 pm
..'s case, determined to wipe it from the motherland.

On the other hand, Mao has concubines...
Title: Re: Bad Mao Good!
Post by: Leng on September 10, 2006, 01:12:20 pm
What, am I supposed to correct this?  Go Mao!!

Although he might have trouble pleasing them, if you knwo what I mean...
Title: Re: Bad Mao Good!
Post by: Sporific on September 10, 2006, 01:13:09 pm
...how do I respond to that?

Mao eats his own feces...
Title: Re: Bad Mao Good!
Post by: p-luke on September 10, 2006, 01:27:27 pm
as a side-project for researching new ways of feeding his people.

Mao builds just as many nukes as America,
Title: Re: Bad Mao Good!
Post by: Sporific on September 10, 2006, 01:28:33 pm
so he can have one for each of America's.

Mao wears real fur...
Title: Re: Bad Mao Good!
Post by: p-luke on September 10, 2006, 01:31:02 pm
to represent the level of reality and wealth in china.

Mao does not play checkers,
Title: Re: Bad Mao Good!
Post by: HanianKnight on September 10, 2006, 01:38:29 pm
because its too simple for his complicated mind.

But Mao loves torturing people....
Title: Re: Bad Mao Good!
Post by: Sporific on September 10, 2006, 01:59:12 pm
...who are foreigners by telling them how amazing his country is.

Mao is a pedophile..
Title: Re: Bad Mao Good!
Post by: stuck on September 10, 2006, 04:30:41 pm
... hunter during his free time.

On the other hand, Mao sold his soul to the devil...
Title: Re: Bad Mao Good!
Post by: 7 who ate 9 on September 10, 2006, 06:47:37 pm
In order to spreed peace and love acroos the world. See how un-selfcentered he is?

Mao does hate all things cute and...
Title: Re: Bad Mao Good!
Post by: stuck on September 10, 2006, 07:58:53 pm
...evil. Those two-faced bastards.

On the other hand, Mao burned a ton of books...
Title: Re: Bad Mao Good!
Post by: Cobra on September 10, 2006, 08:34:44 pm
That were spreading lies about his country.

Mao has genital warts.
Title: Re: Bad Mao Good!
Post by: p-luke on September 11, 2006, 11:24:39 am
as a side-effect for his goodness, because on earth, no good deed goes unpunished.

However, Mao did sleep with the dutch queen...
Title: Re: Bad Mao Good!
Post by: Krakow Sam on September 11, 2006, 04:44:07 pm
So his seed could infiltrate the evil capitalist courts of Europe and start a new revolution there!


Chairman Mao created goatse.cx...
Title: Re: Bad Mao Good!
Post by: Cobra on September 11, 2006, 09:00:34 pm
As part of an eleboratly brillient military stratergy for too brillient and complex for simple folk like you to comprehend.

Although Mao does need help with basic actions like dressing him self and going to the bathroom.
Title: Re: Bad Mao Good!
Post by: Leng on September 12, 2006, 07:53:21 am
...when he visits capitalist countries and experiences their heinous conditions.

...which happens during his Drug Runs...
Title: Re: Bad Mao Good!
Post by: p-luke on September 12, 2006, 08:04:03 am
-free campagne!

However, he does act like a child..
Title: Re: Bad Mao Good!
Post by: Krakow Sam on September 12, 2006, 03:20:05 pm
A child of Liberty and Virtue!

Which belies the fact that chairman Mao thinks the Spice girls are a good group.
Title: Re: Bad Mao Good!
Post by: Cobra on September 12, 2006, 11:47:19 pm
Because really what group has done worse damage to the evil western civilization.

I hear Mao has been declared a necrophiliac.
Title: Re: Bad Mao Good!
Post by: Krakow Sam on September 13, 2006, 02:04:34 am
It was by his tender kiss that the corpse of mother China came back to glorious life!

Chairman Mao has a belly button that sticks OUT!
Title: Re: Bad Mao Good!
Post by: shadowlord18 on September 30, 2006, 11:59:34 pm
wich shows how differnt he is from the evil westeners

his head is abnoramly large