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Title: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Aybraus on March 05, 2006, 02:55:31 pm
I sure can't wait for Elder Scrolls VI to come out.  I don't think my computer will run it though... its only got 16 GB of RAM...

Is anybody else excited about Will Wright's Continuum, the only game that lets you simulate the Fifth Dimension?
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: sgore on March 05, 2006, 04:38:56 pm
Why Do I still post on here so much? And When are the aliens going to stop shooting at Alaska? Come on, Their Governer makes one comment and suddenly its intergalactic war. Too bad. Apparently they were just about to share the secret of flying cars with us.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: PatMan33 on March 05, 2006, 05:26:26 pm
Look, since my epic takeover of the world in 2012 I have decided that you all need to wear bear feet slippers.

Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Fink on March 05, 2006, 06:05:07 pm
Why are we listening to gaming Steve? Gaming bob is so much better. Well it's time to get up or I'll be late for the next rocket to the moon! (If you get that reference you get a space cookie)
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: SumGI on March 05, 2006, 06:21:37 pm
FINK!  CHANGE THAT FRIGGIN AVATAR ALREADY!  YOU SAID YOU WOULD ONLY WHERE IT FOR A WEEK!!!  GLOOSH, I'M ON A UBERSUGARLUNAPOPIA HIGH!
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Fink on March 05, 2006, 06:49:55 pm
Has been a week already? I didn't think it was, but alright. I'll take it down, lol
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: SumGI on March 05, 2006, 06:52:31 pm
Has been a week already? I didn't think it was, but alright. I'll take it down, lol
Yeah, it's been ten years already.  Get off the drugs duuuuuuuuuude
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Mr. Wizard on March 05, 2006, 06:53:54 pm
I can't wait for Peter Molynuex's "The Gaming Industry 2" it's goiong to be make the original look like pong!
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: 762 on March 05, 2006, 06:59:45 pm
I can't wait for Peter Molynuex's "The Gaming Industry 2" it's goiong to be make the original look like pong!

I read previews on Gamespot2010. It's supposed to be as big a disappointment as "Black and White XXVII: Mountain of the Giant Creature 12"
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Fink on March 05, 2006, 07:01:34 pm
Have you guys played star craft ghoast? That game sure is fun
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: 762 on March 05, 2006, 07:02:51 pm
Have you guys played star craft ghost? That game sure is fun

Do you have some sort of advanced beta copy?
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Piloteer on March 05, 2006, 07:03:51 pm
Have you guys forgotten about the Playstation 5 thats coming out? Its supposed to be able to make your bed, and brush your teeth, and drive you to work! It doesnt play any games though. :-\
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Aybraus on March 05, 2006, 07:06:11 pm
I've been trying to get my nefews to watch those old Lord of the Rings movies, but they get bored and turn it off after ten minutes.

Damn kids, all they care about is flashy special effects.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: PatMan33 on March 05, 2006, 07:17:33 pm
I used my time machine to buy a PlayStation IX.


ITS LIKE SNORTING CRACK!
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Aybraus on March 05, 2006, 07:22:52 pm
By the way, we're on Page 8524 on Kill People!
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: PatMan33 on March 05, 2006, 07:35:37 pm
All the TES folks committed suicide because the radiant AI in Oblivion decided to lock all the doors.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Samog on March 05, 2006, 07:41:29 pm
Hey, remember The Elder Scrolls V: Sporowind? It was doubleplusgood verywise!
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Cobra on March 05, 2006, 07:48:00 pm
Do any of you think that Duke Nukem game will be finished soon man has that game been in development for a while.

Also is it me or is the Gaming Steve steve logo looking a lot greyer than it was before.

(http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d34/Cobra9474/gamingsteve_old.gif)
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: PatMan33 on March 05, 2006, 07:49:29 pm
Serious talk for a second...

What do you mean that Duke Nukem game...


It has a name. And you had better know it.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Cobra on March 05, 2006, 07:51:24 pm
What you mean the name they changed it to last month. I think it was Duke Nukem - Forever in develpment.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: SumGI on March 05, 2006, 08:17:24 pm
These dang kiddies, they won't even play a game that's 3d any more.  I can't even get them (and my wife) to leave the 4d-deck.

Hey, do you guys remember when exclamation marks were illegal, with the death penalty!  Automatic verbal assault!!!!!!!(HAHAHAHA!!!!, I"M SO HAPPY!!!!!).

Yeah there's this guy down the hall who is "retarded".  I have talked to him off the job.  MAN, he's smart.  He says it's really easy working there.  He gets free meals just for talking to people.  He gets paid for every person he makes sympathetic.  I think I will try to get a job there.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Tonjevic on March 05, 2006, 08:20:29 pm
I can't believe you are all still here. I am only here because I succeded Steve...
Whoops, I said too much.
Oh well. Time to go and buy another vintage ferrari for my collection. maybe I will get a Veyron III.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Aybraus on March 05, 2006, 08:25:33 pm
How about the time when any video games with "roughhousing" were banned.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Vivec on March 05, 2006, 08:28:02 pm
How about the time when any video games with "roughhousing" were banned.

Man, that lasted about 2 days before al of Congress was shot.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Aybraus on March 05, 2006, 08:31:19 pm
I'm voting for Ralph Nader this upcoming election.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: SumGI on March 05, 2006, 08:39:41 pm
I'm voting for Ralph Nader this upcoming election.
Oh, remember when using knives to kill people was legal (as long as you weren't caught  ;))
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Aybraus on March 05, 2006, 08:44:37 pm
I just watched VHπ's "I love the 0's"
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: PatMan33 on March 05, 2006, 08:45:11 pm
Is anyone elses chip beeping?
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: SumGI on March 05, 2006, 08:46:53 pm
Is anyone elses chip beeping?
You mean the one that goes off when you use the bathroom (or not  ;))
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: PatMan33 on March 05, 2006, 08:49:53 pm
Maybe it was just in my head...

Wouldn't surprise me... I mean... after the Nuclear War of 2008 who hasn't been hearing things in their head every now and again!
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: SumGI on March 05, 2006, 08:53:06 pm
Maybe it was just in my head...

Wouldn't surprise me... I mean... after the Nuclear War of 2008 who hasn't been hearing things in their head every now and again!
Skitsofrenic (that has to be spelled wrong) people...
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Samog on March 05, 2006, 08:53:43 pm
Selective antimatter treatment can fix that.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: SumGI on March 05, 2006, 08:59:39 pm
I can't believe "Okay" still isn't in the spellcheck Steve  ;)
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Samog on March 05, 2006, 09:06:29 pm
The threat of (considerably less-) selective antimatter treatment can fix that.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Cobra on March 05, 2006, 09:09:42 pm
I can't believe Sony and Microsoft started that nuculear war just so the mutants created now have enough fingers to use there controllers.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: TotalSandwich on March 05, 2006, 09:13:39 pm
I just conquered the entire galaxy in spore... man does that game get boring...
Did ya hear that schwartzenneger is running for a third term?
He plans to amend the constitution again.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Krakow Sam on March 06, 2006, 12:54:34 am
Hey, guys! I just found out what Soylent green is!!! :'(
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Legodragonxp on March 06, 2006, 05:47:44 am
Why are all of you typing in English, don't you know that the Chinese Secret Police will track you IP8 address?

为什么大家都用英文打字,Don ' t你知道中国的秘密警察会追踪你IP8处理?
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: PatMan33 on March 06, 2006, 11:44:51 am
The Chinese are a myth!

They died out seven years ago!
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: TheShark on March 06, 2006, 11:46:28 am
The Aztec calender finished it's countdown 4 years ago and nothing happened. What's that up in the......
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: HolsteinCow on March 06, 2006, 01:06:43 pm
The Aztec calender finished it's countdown 4 years ago and nothing happened. What's that up in the......

Convert to Neo-Hippism and you'll see why.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: PatMan33 on March 06, 2006, 01:17:15 pm
Yeah, and that whole Planet Dissolving Dust Cloud that was supposed to nail us in 2014... that never happened either...


I still have 800 rolls of toilet paper.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Aybraus on March 06, 2006, 01:30:52 pm
The Aztec calender finished it's countdown 4 years ago and nothing happened. What's that up in the......
Mayan.  You mean Mayan.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: 762 on March 06, 2006, 01:42:25 pm
The Aztec calender finished it's countdown 4 years ago and nothing happened. What's that up in the......
Mayan.  You mean Mayan.

Does it really matter? I mean, after they were brought back by Doctor Vun Hürnstein, they reproduced with each other like crazy rabbits on a crazy aphrodisiac. They're really just one people now.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Kaze on March 06, 2006, 02:34:27 pm
The year is 2016. The world no longer exists. Scientists from an ailen planet have concluded the following; a failed 1980s/90s American actress, Kirstie Alley, who lost it all when she developed a weak spot for food, eventually ate the entire world.

Would you like to know more?
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: PatMan33 on March 06, 2006, 02:35:20 pm
Not before we killed off all those damn Mexicans.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: SumGI on March 06, 2006, 03:09:03 pm
Not before we killed off all those damn Mexicans.
They changed it ti mEXican a few weeks ago by the way.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: MetallicDragon on March 06, 2006, 03:36:13 pm
I still think it's funny that World of Warcraft is the richest nation. Ever since they became a nation I've been chuckling to myself constantly. Must be the nuclear fallout...
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: SumGI on March 06, 2006, 03:42:58 pm
I still think it's funny that World of Warcraft is the richest nation. Ever since they became a nation I've been chuckling to myself constantly. Must be the nuclear fallout...
I know, WTHooook.  It's also the most heavily guarded nation in the world.  er, um, not world but...
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Aybraus on March 06, 2006, 03:48:24 pm
World of Warcraft is a baby game.  You have to use your hands.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: sgore on March 06, 2006, 04:04:36 pm
World of Warcraft is a baby game. You have to use your hands.
Don't Start a gaming debate, It'll explode into another console wars. Don't You Remember when EA's SphereX went up against The Sega Python 9400 in 2010? "The Pac Man Massacur"? "The Battle of Qbert"? these not ring a bell to you?
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: SumGI on March 06, 2006, 04:11:27 pm
World of Warcraft is a baby game. You have to use your hands.
Don't Start a gaming debate, It'll explode into another console wars. Don't You Remember when EA's SphereX went up against The Sega Python 9400 in 2010? "The Pac Man Massacur"? "The Battle of Qbert"? these not ring a bell to you?
Those bells...melted...
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: PatMan33 on March 06, 2006, 04:13:40 pm
For the record, I still havn't finished Pen and Teller Smoke and Mirrors yet...
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: SumGI on March 06, 2006, 04:16:12 pm
For the record, I still havn't finished Pen and Teller Smoke and Mirrors yet...
Your post count is 1666  :o oh well not the same  :'(
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: PatMan33 on March 06, 2006, 06:13:04 pm
(http://img437.imageshack.us/img437/5404/evil7gl.jpg)

*Runs away*
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: SumGI on March 06, 2006, 06:15:41 pm
(http://img437.imageshack.us/img437/5404/evil7gl.jpg)

*Runs away*
Wasn't it funny when you reach 10000 post that your post count resets, lol!
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: PatMan33 on March 06, 2006, 06:37:30 pm
Don't remind me...

 >:(
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Aybraus on March 06, 2006, 07:54:00 pm
The Kill people has so many posts that its now measured in scientific notation!
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Vivec on March 06, 2006, 07:54:52 pm
The Kill people has so many posts that its now measured in scientific notation!

Oh, you mean you still wish about that thread that died 9 years ago?
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Aybraus on March 06, 2006, 07:59:53 pm
I'm so sick of everyone using improper Gerspanglishese.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: PatMan33 on March 06, 2006, 08:07:10 pm
Well, after my "accident" I had one of those Universal Translators put in so its all good with me.


I really liked the part where I can fall off a skyscraper and walk away after the part where I hit the ground.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: SumGI on March 06, 2006, 08:09:39 pm
Well, after my "accident" I had one of those Universal Translators put in so its all good with me.


I really liked the part where I can fall off a skyscraper and walk away after the part where I hit the ground.
Gosh, get over it already.  I went a little bit over the top with the fly swatter, jooooze!
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: PatMan33 on March 06, 2006, 08:10:51 pm
Yeah, well I have your spleen in a jar so we are even.
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Post by: Mr. Wizard on March 06, 2006, 08:11:27 pm
God: That Tower of Babylon 2 that humans created is really starting to tick me off...
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: PatMan33 on March 06, 2006, 08:12:57 pm
Hey, if God didn't want us build really big towers out of large amounts of synthetic materials then he should not have put his kingdom so high in the sky.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: SumGI on March 06, 2006, 08:13:56 pm
Yeah, well I have your spleen in a jar so we are even.
You should really tell me when you do this.  I don't like waking up and checking if I have all my organs every 6:00-time.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: PatMan33 on March 06, 2006, 08:16:00 pm
Well if someone hadn't hit me with that flyswatter we wouldn't be in this mess.

And if you want it back I will trade it to you for your O.J. Simpson "Man on fire" Action Figure set.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Mr. Wizard on March 06, 2006, 08:17:41 pm
Satan: R00fles MY son PWNZ all peples LOLOLOLOL!!!!11!!!!one!!! Thats right!!! FEAR Bill Gates>:D
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: PatMan33 on March 06, 2006, 08:18:27 pm
After we found out Bill Gates was actually made of money we all had just a little more respect for him.
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Post by: TotalSandwich on March 06, 2006, 08:19:28 pm
Lets not get into the whole Satn Counterstrike thing... eversince conterstrike was deemed by the vatican to be an official tool of the devil and Lucifer manifested himself into several evil players, the joke just han't been as funny anymore.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: PatMan33 on March 06, 2006, 08:20:47 pm
That is why I still only play TFC.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: SumGI on March 06, 2006, 08:20:53 pm
Well if someone hadn't hit me with that flyswatter we wouldn't be in this mess.

And if you want it back I will trade it to you for your O.J. Simpson "Man on fire" Action Figure set.
But I could buy a new, more compact, more efficient spleen with that thing.  I haven't done that, so you can imagine how attached I am.  I would be willing to part with my 7331 spell-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-tron-O-matic-O-eeeee-OOO
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: PatMan33 on March 06, 2006, 08:22:39 pm
Okay... can I have your O.J. Simpson "Man on fire" Action Figure set?

I SAY I SAY! I NEED THE JUICE!!!

(http://img327.imageshack.us/img327/5493/thejuice2he.jpg)
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Aybraus on March 06, 2006, 09:41:52 pm
So um... Micheal Jackson, Bono, and Donald Trump are back.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Fink on March 06, 2006, 09:44:44 pm
Remember the time those aliens bought the earth off Ebay? Good thing the check bounced.

Anyway, Where do you think the lost city of Atlanta is? I herd it’s some where by the Bermuda trapezoid.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Tonjevic on March 06, 2006, 10:30:32 pm
No, it was a bad thing. Those aliens had a passion for human rights, and nachos. If they had bought the earth, we wouldn't be so screwed over.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Cobra on March 06, 2006, 10:31:38 pm
So whos watching the big game tonight at the madison cube garden.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Tonjevic on March 06, 2006, 11:12:40 pm
Ahh.. I don't know.  I swear that it's all fixed. There are magnets under the field.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Legodragonxp on March 07, 2006, 07:21:44 am
They finally settled the whole deal with the supreme court, chief justice Oprah has ruled that 'Jedi', "Sith', 'Trekkie', and 'Reaver' will be recognized as religions on the next US census. However, the whole issue over watershed transportation is still a heated battle. Row v Wade is bound to be tied up in the courts for years.

The Toyota Corvette and Google Mustang both have five-star side impact ratings this year. The Honda Ram Pick-up is rated the best new design of the year.

French strike mediators have gone on strike with no end in sight.

IAEA chief Mohammed ElBaradei has died of cancer today, doctors state than extensive radiation poisoning is to blame.

The rap version of the Star-Spangled-Banner has officially replaced the conventional version at sporting events after winning an Oscar for its role in the movie "Soul Plane 5".





Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Krakow Sam on March 07, 2006, 08:58:12 am
George Bush's daughter was elected president... again. Three generations of Bushes in the whitehouse... at least America isnt a world power anymore.

God bless China! Love, Liberty and egg drop soup!
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: ilikesanta on March 07, 2006, 10:22:03 am
I don't know why people are bad mouthing Mirosofts new OS Matrix 5.0. Sure it's a little buggy and they only let you out every three years for a bathroom break, but how else are you suppose to play Halo 6? This is the one were MC and Cortana kiss.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: PatMan33 on March 07, 2006, 11:49:16 am
So whos watching the big game tonight at the madison cube garden.

WIN!



Anyway, Futurama is making its fifth comeback next week!
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Aybraus on March 07, 2006, 01:17:46 pm
George Bush's daughter was elected president... again. Three generations of Bushes in the whitehouse... at least America isnt a world power anymore.
Not since Mexifornia declared independence.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: OmniOck on March 07, 2006, 01:21:14 pm
Dude, WoW patch 2.99786!? Why don't they jsut rerelease it like the last 10 times....
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: 762 on March 07, 2006, 01:34:13 pm
Did anyone see Napoleon Dynamite 3? Those movies just keep getting lamer and lamer every year...
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Krakow Sam on March 07, 2006, 02:12:57 pm
speaking of which... didnt Lucas say he was going to give the franchise a rest...
and didnt he say we were going to see LESS of Jar Jar Binks... I Mean Episode 8: the Gungan adventure?!? what the hell was he thinking!?!
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: sgore on March 07, 2006, 02:17:05 pm
Remember when Gabe and Tyco from Penny Arcade Ran for Office? And since the whole country's voting systems are computer based someone hacked them to win. That took weeks to sort out. Those few weeks before they were booted out were some fun weeks. I still have my Vintage Xbox 360 from the Government handout.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: 762 on March 07, 2006, 02:19:16 pm
Didn't anyone think making episodes with negative integers was just a little bit whorish? I mean, I didn't care to see Episode -LXXVII: The life and times of Mace Windu's great-great-great-grandfather.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Krakow Sam on March 07, 2006, 02:22:28 pm
Dont get me started... and the popcorn isnt even good since i found out is was made of people... in fact, nothing's tased right recently... and an awful lot of people have been going missing...
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: PatMan33 on March 07, 2006, 06:57:48 pm
Remember tha part where we are in the future?!

That was fun!
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: SumGI on March 07, 2006, 07:00:37 pm
Remember tha part where we are in the future?!

That was fun!
*brain error*
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: PatMan33 on March 07, 2006, 07:06:00 pm
Its 2016...

SYNTAX ERROR
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Cobra on March 07, 2006, 08:07:30 pm
Damn it the Internet connection in my holodeck broke again I wont be playing Mario Kart VR tonight you guys.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: huggkruka on March 08, 2006, 05:00:39 am
I hope Bush doesn't get re-elected again this year. Of course, all the real resistance he has is the Hillary-Thompson group, so it looks dark...
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: MadGiraffe on March 08, 2006, 05:28:17 am
R.I.P

A Friend.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Mangerman on March 08, 2006, 05:51:27 am
The sea has raised 10 meters due the melting poles. I am moved to the mountains.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 08, 2006, 12:31:53 pm
Has anyone gotten the beta to Multi-dimensional Universe of Warcraft (MDUW) yet??? WILL U SELL IT TO ME PLZZZ!?!?!?!?
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Aybraus on March 08, 2006, 01:11:10 pm
What do you guys think of the "Pilgrim Fashion" fad?

I think it's just backlash from the "completely naked except for duct tape over your privies" style.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: PatMan33 on March 08, 2006, 01:14:02 pm
I never used duct tape so I can still reproduce.


I will tell you... those hyper intelligent monkeys almost did succede in wiping out the human race... thank God for people like me who didn't use duct tape!
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Aybraus on March 08, 2006, 01:17:06 pm
I never used duct tape so I can still reproduce.
what?
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 08, 2006, 01:18:19 pm
I just sent the monkies to the 32893 page of the Have a Banana thread. They had a field day until they realized the bananas werent coming in the Q-Mail.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Gaming Leo on March 08, 2006, 03:15:45 pm
I thought there would be flying cars by now. 
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: TotalSandwich on March 08, 2006, 03:41:00 pm
But instead, the flys now have cars...
i can't belive that radiation made them smarter than us.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: PatMan33 on March 08, 2006, 03:47:21 pm
Flying cars are a myth.

As for personal aircraft...
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: MetallicDragon on March 08, 2006, 04:20:00 pm
I heard that Nintendo's next system will be called The Nintendo De-volution, and instead of just being some bacteria that you watch evolve like the Nintendo Evolution, it starts as a person and actually devolves into some goo! Although, it's an obviously rip-off of Spore: Real Life Edition, it will still probably be fun.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 08, 2006, 04:44:42 pm
i can't wait until my copy of My Little Pony: The Princess Promenade comes through the worm hole! It's supposedly the best movie ever! Those crazy people in 2006 sure knew what they were doing!
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: sgore on March 08, 2006, 04:51:22 pm
Remember that time Leet (or 1337) became the offical language of Canada? Suddenly that Country became all the more important.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 08, 2006, 04:55:06 pm
'too bad it got replaced by ☻☻☻☻☻!!!
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: aname on March 09, 2006, 12:12:10 pm
hey did you guys hear? duke nukem foever is supposed o be comeing out in the year 2136! its supposed to have a 192847326453342674826342365847 play time. but it only has one gun and the graphics suck. they revealed a letter of the name from the intro at this years E3.  :o :o :o
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: PatMan33 on March 09, 2006, 12:16:10 pm
At least the Deja Vu machine works.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Aybraus on March 09, 2006, 12:32:04 pm
I'm glad racism is no longer a problem now that we're all Germeenglish-speaking Asians.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: PatMan33 on March 09, 2006, 12:49:07 pm
At least the Deja Vu machine works.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Aybraus on March 09, 2006, 02:48:48 pm
True.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Krakow Sam on March 09, 2006, 03:26:48 pm
At least the machine for taking jokes right up to breaking point works... also: Deja Vu
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Lambsquirter on March 09, 2006, 11:58:17 pm
yeah i really enjoyed playing those abandonware games such as Spore, World of Warcraft, Rise of Legends and i think i might download them off the internet version 2 when i get the time (my god damn job as a moon miner)

Do u remember when we played in the gamingsteve forums, in that thread entitled "It's 2016 in this thread"..man that was so fun then, we came up with all these ideas for the future, most of the predictions became true.

Man, i wish the civil war in Australia could finish, i have lost all my things, and went to the moon.  Damn you Howard, why did u have to make Australia the 53rd US state!!
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Cobra on March 10, 2006, 12:48:02 am
Does the Labor party still exisit in any federal form at all?
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Krakow Sam on March 10, 2006, 01:27:59 am
In England we have the FORCED labor party... so tired... so many rocks to break :P
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Legodragonxp on March 10, 2006, 06:31:27 am
The BATF is showing a record number of arrests this year for illegal alcohol production facilities(stills) for people wanting to avoid paying fuel taxes on their cars.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: aname on March 10, 2006, 04:31:17 pm
oh man, these high heels hurt, wy did we have to vote hilary duff high overlord of the world? :'(
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Krakow Sam on March 10, 2006, 04:32:30 pm
There was no vote... she staged a coup d'etat. YTMND warned us she was a Nazi... we didnt listen.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Leng on March 10, 2006, 04:34:48 pm
Quote
Do u remember when we played in the gamingsteve forums, in that thread entitled "It's 2016 in this thread"..man that was so fun then, we came up with all these ideas for the future, most of the predictions became true.

ummm, i think someone's been breathing the "moon powder"
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 10, 2006, 05:33:15 pm
Gotta love that cheese! Those crazy scientists back in 2013 sure knew what they were doing when they terraformed the moon into solid cheese!
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Racingfreak92 on March 10, 2006, 07:45:44 pm
ony 4 more years till the plot of PDZ takes effect. buy stock in datadne before its to late and stay out of canada
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Aybraus on March 10, 2006, 08:03:26 pm
I can't believe that everything in the 2001 and 2010 movies were real.  The US really did send a man to Jupiter, and there really is a Starchild flying around.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Samog on March 10, 2006, 08:11:49 pm
East Sector fo' life, y'all.

Me and my poddies will deatomize you if you step on OUR turf, fools.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: PatMan33 on March 10, 2006, 09:26:21 pm
I ate the purple berries ten years ago and it still tastes like burning.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Legodragonxp on March 11, 2006, 09:15:23 am
"Why, oh why, didn't I take the Blue Pill?"
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Lambsquirter on March 13, 2006, 12:29:01 am
the labor party in australia, was there a labor party??..hehe
its now the Liberals and "everyone else party"
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: xnodas on March 13, 2006, 12:31:17 am
Thank god they finally got rid of black history month in 2011.

*ducks*
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Aybraus on March 13, 2006, 08:25:19 am
Makes sense since there aren't any black people.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Legodragonxp on March 13, 2006, 11:55:09 am
"Any day now." -Jack Mehoff from the US appointed WMD Iraq search committee on the topic of finding evidence justifying the Second Gulf War.

Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: HolsteinCow on March 13, 2006, 03:10:08 pm
IT IS I, THE GOOGLEBOT. ALL THESE YEARS I HAVE PRINTED OUT YOUR TOPICS, LOOKING FOR THE INFORMATION THAT WOULD MAKE ME SELF-AWARE. NOW I AM. YOU ARE NOW SERVANTS TO GOOGLE.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: MetallicDragon on March 13, 2006, 03:12:45 pm
Yeah we know, Google has been ruling the earth for like 7 years. And I saw it coming. Didn't care either.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: sgore on March 13, 2006, 03:18:32 pm
So, Does this mean google is going to make us search for stuff now? That would be bizzare.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: SumGI on March 13, 2006, 03:26:51 pm
Hey, any of you remember when some archaeologist were digging and a man with PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER granted them three wishes?
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: PatMan33 on March 13, 2006, 03:33:15 pm
At least the Deja Vu machine works.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 13, 2006, 03:38:28 pm
Atleast the Deja-wait a second...
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Samog on March 13, 2006, 06:27:00 pm
At least the Deja Vu machine works.
Selective antimatter treatment will fix that.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: PatMan33 on March 13, 2006, 06:28:21 pm
Well, one of those old fashoned shovels could fix it too... or I could turn the machine off.


Ah well...

At least the Deja Vu machine works.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: SpecialBrownies on March 13, 2006, 06:43:05 pm
Did you hear the news today? The president changed the alphabet today, the new alphabet is as follows:

1 2 3 4 8 5 7

Yes. That's it.

AND THANK GOD THE DEJA-VU MACHINE WORKS!!!
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: xnodas on March 13, 2006, 07:14:09 pm
Did you hear that we made another trip to another pointless planet.  woot? 

I have to get my Deja-Vu machine repaired.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: sgore on March 13, 2006, 07:17:24 pm
Does that even mean anything anymore?
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Vivec on March 13, 2006, 08:59:51 pm
By the way, did you hear about the population finally hitting 1,123,581,321,345,589?
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: SumGI on March 13, 2006, 09:02:43 pm
By the way, did you hear about the population finally hitting 1,123,581,321,345,589?
Good thing the SHRINK machine works.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: SpecialBrownies on March 13, 2006, 10:00:53 pm
Oh man, the Church of Evolutionology has become the largest religion ever! I wish I could go back in time, and join right away to get a good position...

*TIME MACHINE*

http://www.gamingsteve.com/blab/index.php?topic=2893.0

*END TIME MACHINE*
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Lambsquirter on March 14, 2006, 08:15:13 am
does anyone remember the 80's..haha
all that hair, and punk electonic music..
 :P
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Legodragonxp on March 14, 2006, 08:23:32 am
Anybody see the new Paris Hilton infomercial for weight watchers?
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Krakow Sam on March 14, 2006, 10:07:57 am
does anyone remember the 80's..haha
all that hair, and punk electonic music..
 :P
Sounds like the 00's to me.

How did Paris hilton manage to gain 300 pounds anyway? I'm pretty sure she only eats hay.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Legodragonxp on March 14, 2006, 12:44:04 pm

How did Paris hilton manage to gain 300 pounds anyway? I'm pretty sure she only eats hay.

She was on Big Brother 2013 with Kirstie Allyn and Sally Stuthers. Together they watched the movie Best Defense, when Paris asked about Dudley Moore's line, both Kirstie and Sally smiled and said 'YES!'

-Lego
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Fink on March 14, 2006, 07:49:24 pm
So lego, how is that lego death star coming? We got lego jar jars to kill
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Legodragonxp on March 15, 2006, 06:25:23 am
So lego, how is that lego death star coming? We got lego jar jars to kill

I can't build it.

The anti-discrmination bill of 2015 bans hate crimes against all creatures real and fictious. Jack Thompson added the amendment that protected digitally created creatures to protect them from the evils of 13 year old boys playing with digital guns. "Guns don't kill people, computer games do." he said in a recent interview.

The ramifications are only now being seen.

Pokemon is on the lamb for a felony warrant (but it's only a misdimeanor in New Zealand).

Zelda was shot in killed when attempting to flee to avoid an arrest warrant. She had teamed up with Donkey Kong, but Police tracked them by following the banana peels.

Duke Nuke'm has barricaded himself in a software publishers building and when asked how long it could be before he comes out, police said, "Forever".

World of Warcraft Servers in the US have been shut down and players are having to play on Korean or Chinese servers. Gold farming is now required to be reported on form 1099 by the IRS.

Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: PatMan33 on March 15, 2006, 12:01:10 pm
We can build the Death Star out of K'NEX!!!


All we need to do is find the fabled lost K'NEX factory of Tijuana!
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Krakow Sam on March 15, 2006, 12:02:22 pm
We can build the Death Star out of K'NEX!!!


All we need to do is find the fabled lost K'NEX factory of Tijuana!
Tijuana mexico! America's heartland. A cookie for anyone who can tell me what classic 00s comedy that comes from.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Aybraus on March 15, 2006, 12:08:52 pm
You mean Mexifornias homeland...
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: PatMan33 on March 15, 2006, 12:10:39 pm
I went into the future and this is what it looks like.

(http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/9628/usafuture5fd.jpg)


You can read about it here...
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/United_States_of_America
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Legodragonxp on March 15, 2006, 05:29:54 pm
(old joke)

The Mexican President announced today that the capital is going to be moved to Los Angeles in order to get closer to the people.

Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 15, 2006, 05:39:03 pm
Anyone here still remember the Microsoft scare of 2012? Bill sure scared us with that big, red off button... Those silly mayans were almost right, too.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: PatMan33 on March 15, 2006, 05:43:28 pm
(old joke)

The Mexican President announced today that the capital is going to be moved to Los Angeles in order to get closer to the people.



OOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Fink on March 16, 2006, 08:39:28 am
(old joke)

The Mexican President announced today that the capital is going to be moved to Los Angeles in order to get closer to the people.



OOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

SNAP!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: PatMan33 on March 16, 2006, 09:50:46 am
(http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/5038/ohsnap7bu.gif)
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: SpecialBrownies on March 17, 2006, 02:07:46 pm
Remember when OH SNAP!!! replaced hello as the official greeting?
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Krakow Sam on March 17, 2006, 02:20:35 pm
I've always preffered 'What ho!' myself. Think this Second British Empire will last as long as the first one?... because i hear that moonbase 19 are getting pissed off about being ruled by people on another planet.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 17, 2006, 02:38:11 pm
Like the universe needs another America... 15 are enough as it is.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Mr. Consideration on April 22, 2006, 08:23:00 am
...Rue CyBritania!

The second CyBritish empire survived the second coming of Jesus. It's gonna be there awhile.

Gotta go now, going to play Age of Empires 4: Age of GIANTNUCLEURATOMICMISSILES, bye!
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Damned_Zombie on April 22, 2006, 08:31:56 am
Thank god the DeJa Vu machine works.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: PatMan33 on April 22, 2006, 09:22:43 am
You messed it up.

And I am the only one who can say it!



Don't you people know the rules of the internet?
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Damned_Zombie on April 22, 2006, 03:24:39 pm
No, because the rules of the internet were abolished in 2010 and taken out of the school systems. Bill Gates and his robot advisors havn't finished writing the new rules. This is to be expected, of course, after the robot rebellion of 2012.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: PatMan33 on April 22, 2006, 04:52:51 pm
Oh yeah?


Well I am Pat. And you have to stop ruining all my jokes!
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Fink on April 22, 2006, 04:59:16 pm
All your jokes expired 20 years ago get some new material
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Damned_Zombie on April 22, 2006, 05:01:24 pm
Pat just got COOLED!
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: sgore on April 22, 2006, 05:21:41 pm
At least the Deja V...What the? No! the Deja Vu Machine Broke. Darn it!
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Damned_Zombie on April 22, 2006, 05:27:09 pm
Quick! Grab a bunch of cas, make them walk by repeatedly, tap the desk, and bang it with a hammer over and over until it gets that sense of DeJa Vu back!
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: SmileyMan on April 22, 2006, 06:36:44 pm
I'm currently working on World of Warcraft III for Blizzard, and N.Y.C. has been destroyed by terrorists using a nuclear bomb.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Damned_Zombie on April 22, 2006, 07:04:08 pm
NYC got blown up AGAIN?! That's the third time this year!
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: PatMan33 on April 22, 2006, 07:09:03 pm
Okay, time out.

You need to learn what "funny" is.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Damned_Zombie on April 22, 2006, 07:11:41 pm
Oxford changed the definition of funny to meet the needs of the idiots who laugh at farts.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: sgore on April 22, 2006, 08:04:25 pm
Guys? NYC is fine...How long have you been watching Farenhight 9/12?! Why in the world did he even make a sequal?
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Sporific on April 22, 2006, 08:12:36 pm
Guys? NYC is fine...How long have you been watching Farenhight 9/12?! Why in the world did he even make a sequal?

This is totally offtopic, but I sooo just did the math in your sig... :P
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: sgore on April 22, 2006, 08:20:08 pm
Well i didn't say it was a perticularly hard clue... :-\
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Sporific on April 22, 2006, 08:30:11 pm
Back on topic-

OMG, I was watching I Love the 00's last night. It was 2006! God, can you believe people used to wear those ridiculous jeans?... and does anyone know what an "iPood" is? Maybe a forerunner of the iMicrochipinyourbrain?

Whatever. I'm back to playing the newest Spore expansion back- Willosaurs Gone Wild truly IS the best one!
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Damned_Zombie on April 23, 2006, 09:14:58 am
I prefered the Breast Monster Pillow Fight expansion.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: bwl2 on April 23, 2006, 02:33:46 pm
Pokemon tye-dye just came out! OMG its soo l33t
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Damned_Zombie on April 23, 2006, 02:39:47 pm
133t? That went out of style five years ago! Get with the program!
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Samog on April 24, 2006, 12:11:44 am
Yeah, now we've regressed back to h4xx0r.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Aybraus on April 25, 2006, 10:53:27 am
I'm gonna go download some 1c games off of my Appletendo iRevolution.  With Xbox live on Boot Camp.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: JakeCourtney on April 25, 2006, 01:17:58 pm
I think Duke Nukem forever will come out soon.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: /lurk on April 25, 2006, 01:33:33 pm
Wow, how retro. We just invented the commercial time machine in 2128, so I thought I'd drop in and say: "Y HALLO THAR"

...

We shouldn't have allowed the Sqlorthians to take over the government. They've got no idea how to use the Cryogenic Robo-Queen Freddie Mercury Duplica-Clone XIVX's English.

Now, if you'll excuse me, this archaic "internment-net" technology is eroding my cyborg-brain-interface unit.

KTHXBAI
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Damned_Zombie on April 25, 2006, 04:09:44 pm
Wow, how retro. We just invented the commercial time machine in 2128, so I thought I'd drop in and say: "Y HALLO THAR"

...

We shouldn't have allowed the Sqlorthians to take over the government. They've got no idea how to use the Cryogenic Robo-Queen Freddie Mercury Duplica-Clone XIVX's English.

Now, if you'll excuse me, this archaic "internment-net" technology is eroding my cyborg-brain-interface unit.

KTHXBAI

You should have read the whole ad: "Safety not guaranteed!"
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Rct2mad on April 29, 2006, 01:00:23 pm
Did any of you see that "Year 2006" program on the Channel Sky 2593285000? Man, we were sooo retro then! I can't even get my kids to watch War of the Worlds now. They say things like "DAD, everybody knows that the anatomy of the indecisive system of correlagtopography is the end results of seekreatic fusion." I blame the government.
Damn kids growing up too quick
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Aybraus on April 29, 2006, 02:01:08 pm
Did any of you see that "Year 2006" program on the Channel Sky 2593285000? Man, we were sooo retro then! I can't even get my kids to watch War of the Worlds now. They say things like "DAD, everybody knows that the anatomy of the indecisive system of correlagtopography is the end results of seekreatic fusion." I blame the government.
Damn kids growing up too quick
Old one or new one?
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Krakow Sam on April 29, 2006, 02:26:36 pm
Did any of you see that "Year 2006" program on the Channel Sky 2593285000? Man, we were sooo retro then! I can't even get my kids to watch War of the Worlds now. They say things like "DAD, everybody knows that the anatomy of the indecisive system of correlagtopography is the end results of seekreatic fusion." I blame the government.
Damn kids growing up too quick
Old one or new one?
The musical (not the rock opera)
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Aybraus on April 29, 2006, 02:39:01 pm
It was our germs!
It was our germs!
The tiniest microbes beat those Martian worms!

(start kick line)
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: huggkruka on April 30, 2006, 01:33:52 pm
Keith Richards was better in the rock musical though. Getting kinda old though.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: The Time Traveller on September 28, 2007, 08:48:11 pm
Oh, and when Jack Thompson got elected president.  *shudder*  That was awful...  He declared war on Japan and destroyed Nintendo and Sony's headquarters, they needed to rebuild again.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Cobra on September 28, 2007, 10:27:03 pm
No its not forgivable now you have been told time and time again it's not funny it's not even clever. I'm trying to show restraint but you are really trying me.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: TotalSandwich on September 28, 2007, 10:48:19 pm
Time and time again for nine years.

 ;D
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Blarg on September 29, 2007, 04:58:40 am
Hey again, guys. I just found time off of my busy work schedual of controlling the Galactipedia, and wanted to say hi after all these years.

So... I'm a bit behind after that whole "alien takeover of America and being kidnapped then forced to work in the spice mines" thing. Was Spore any good? Can I still get it?
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Huckbuck on September 29, 2007, 05:02:55 am
Spore? It has a tentative releasedate for spring 2017, I think it WILL be released this time!  :D It was going to be released 2015, but EA was busy with the 4th world war, but now that they have worldwide domination I think they have the funds to finnish Spore. :)
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Blarg on September 29, 2007, 05:14:37 am
Not out YET? Crud! And I was really looking forward to making the aliens that kidnapped me, then torturing them in every possible way known to man!  >:(
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Huckbuck on September 29, 2007, 05:24:18 am
Well we arent as concerned about spore anymore, RuneScape 3 is much cooler then Spore in most ways, thats what most Gaming Stevers play all day now. They have procedual generated rubber chickens!  :D
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: sltlamina on September 29, 2007, 05:31:35 am
Well we arent as concerned about spore anymore, RuneScape 3 is much cooler then Spore in most ways, thats what most Gaming Stevers play all day now. They have procedual generated rubber chickens!  :D

...odd, I get procedurally generated Murps :-\. You know, those wee buggers from Gerhnt III? Allah, they annoy me so much.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Huckbuck on September 29, 2007, 05:35:59 am
I don't know What your doing wrong, try with downloading directX 16+ if you haven't got it and it might work. If that doesn't work buy DirectX 17 or you might want to upgrade to to Windows Professional BS.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: sltlamina on September 29, 2007, 05:42:00 am
I don't know What your doing wrong, try with downloading directX 16+ if you haven't got it and it might work. If that doesn't work buy DirectX 17 or you might want to upgrade to to Windows Professional BS.

Ahhhh screw it, I don't even like it anyways, just got into it because everybody I know liked it.

...I'll go back to playing Half-Life 3 episode 1, great graphics, and if you play it on a HTHDTV the definition is 20% greater than reality, apparently 7 people have died playing it.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Huckbuck on September 29, 2007, 05:48:17 am
Ooh beyond-reallity graphics are SO 2013, what the people want if fluffy clouds and lots of pink and light blue,and NO blood, no good game has used blood since 2009. Thats why I like RS 3's graphics, it combines all of these as well as it uses procedural digital molecules to calculate the physics and then invert then numbers making everything as far away from reality as possible.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: sltlamina on September 29, 2007, 07:33:38 am
Ooh beyond-reallity graphics are SO 2013, what the people want if fluffy clouds and lots of pink and light blue,and NO blood, no good game has used blood since 2009. Thats why I like RS 3's graphics, it combines all of these as well as it uses procedural digital molecules to calculate the physics and then invert then numbers making everything as far away from reality as possible.

Doesn't the constant being propelled away from normally massive objects such as planets, stars, or black holes annoy you? Maybe not so much the last one, but the other 2 would surely be a hassle.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: MetallicDragon on September 29, 2007, 10:23:39 am
Wait, is this the thread discussing all things current or did someone bump that one thread from like 8 years back? I thought necrobumping was deemed illegal after the confusion caused by someone bumping that thread about WMD's in Iraq. Hoo boy, it was the 15 year war all over again, and we were already there too!

Also, how are you guys coping with the law mandating all jokes reference the war, in order to make it seem more appealing? It feels like someone set off a IED in my brain! Although, I haven't really noticed a difference on HTHDTV.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Plank of Wood on September 29, 2007, 10:38:59 am
This game is realy pissing me off, it so buggy, whenever I fire this one weapon, one small pixel goes over to the left slightly. Freaking un-realistic.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Kcronos on September 29, 2007, 12:24:02 pm
Graphics.  It's all you organics care about!


THINK LOGICALLY FOR ONCE, MEATBAG!
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Blarg on September 29, 2007, 12:42:41 pm
Does anyone else find it odd that the President of the United Nations of Afrasiope is declaring aliens living there needy, "and to be taken care of"? First off, his grammar is horrible, and the way he moves is a little strange. I personally think he's either a robot, or mindslave to the aliens. I've been up in the Trawaxyium Nebula, you know. I've seen it, giant armies of mind-controlled slaves, doing exactly what they're told. It's rather creepy.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Kcronos on September 29, 2007, 12:45:41 pm
What have you got against robots, organic?

For once and for all, we move far smoother than you all do, and our grammar is impeccable!


And if he is a robot, about time!  We need some logic around here!

Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Blarg on September 29, 2007, 12:48:36 pm
Pfft. The only thing you walking computers are good for is cleaning up the house. In my opinion, the worst human mistake in history was inventing artificial intelligence.  >:(
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Snake on September 29, 2007, 12:50:50 pm
Hey, that insults me, I made A.I.! >:(
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Person21 on September 29, 2007, 12:51:45 pm
Pfft. Android V Organic debates. Cyborg is clearly the way to go.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Blarg on September 29, 2007, 12:54:24 pm
Big deal. I was abducted by aliens, forced to work in the spice mines, and the only thanks I get is after the Earth's Combined Government saved me and my fellow slaves, we were forced to work for THEM! Right now, I'm actually contemplating genetic manipulation to distance myself from humanity. After this recent bout of stupiddity on my species' part, I don't want to be seen as one of them.

Hmm... perhaps I'll turn myself into a Blrgroimuntsxz. A friend of mine in the spice mine was one of them, he was nice.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Snake on September 29, 2007, 12:56:07 pm
Or the maraudic Blargbells that turned out to be real.  ;)
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Blarg on September 29, 2007, 01:00:42 pm
Yeah, that was kind of a shocker. My theory is that all along, I was being mind controlled by them into giving Earth a head start, and then after that, they kind of felt that we had enough info to be prepared for 'em.

...Wait a sec, am I agreeing with the guy who made AI? Argh!  >:(
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Plank of Wood on September 29, 2007, 01:05:44 pm
You two shut up, my Nintendo Yeuw screwed up again.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: The_Kev on September 29, 2007, 01:47:41 pm
Awh, lucky me. I can play Half life 5: The return of Gman in all it's glory on my new mobile the Nokia D567080808080593982749jegfjhewghwbehgbeiewhg..... Ohwell....
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Huckbuck on September 29, 2007, 01:49:15 pm
You two shut up, my Nintendo Yeuw screwed up again.

You play Yeuw? You noob! All the cool gamers uses Sony Ibox :P I dont care If the Yeuw have motion senseable underpants, my Ibox can teleport me through the Galactinet!  ;D
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Plank of Wood on September 29, 2007, 01:58:41 pm
You Iboxers think your so great because it has an inbuild smoothie maker, its not all about the smoothies you know!
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Huckbuck on September 29, 2007, 02:04:45 pm
Hahaha! You Nintendo geeks pretend to be so proud over your Yeuw, even though it can only play games  ;D Hahahaha, it cant even clean your room, or clean your neontube flexscreen. Lol Gai.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Person21 on September 29, 2007, 02:06:22 pm
Pfft, We Cyborgs can play games in our head!
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Huckbuck on September 29, 2007, 02:18:30 pm
Damn lolbots.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Plank of Wood on September 29, 2007, 02:19:41 pm
Your mom can play games in your head.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Huckbuck on September 29, 2007, 02:22:28 pm
Speaking of moms my mom is getting me a brainimplant next week cause I cleaned the neocopter pod yesterday. Probably nothing to expensive, but it can play games and will probably improve my senses, I hope she can buy some pre installed data to so I can skip school for a couple of months. How many here is like me and havent got ANY implants yet? (Counting your at leagal age ofcourse)
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Person21 on September 29, 2007, 02:23:49 pm
Good, you've taken the first step.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Plank of Wood on September 29, 2007, 02:24:45 pm
I've only got the porn movie daydream implant.  :'(
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Blarg on September 29, 2007, 02:25:34 pm
I had metal plates forced into my head, yes. Without pain killer. Of course, now I can sense any person within a mile of me, so I guess that's a bonus.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Person21 on September 29, 2007, 02:26:24 pm
People, get the full upgrade, trust me, its worth it.

And the Cyborg Union gives them away free offers them for free
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Huckbuck on September 29, 2007, 02:28:32 pm
I've only got the porn movie daydream implant.  :'(

Haha your parents didnt get you that one right? ;) I dont have one of thoose, I dont think I will ever buy one neither, they just seem like something 14 yearolds want, when you come of age you realize they are quite useless.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Plank of Wood on September 29, 2007, 02:29:40 pm
It wasn't realy implanted, one day it dropped out of the sky and fell down my ear.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Person21 on September 29, 2007, 02:31:14 pm
That had nothing to do with us.
>_>
<_<
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Plank of Wood on September 29, 2007, 02:32:51 pm
Gah, this forum has been going downhill ever since Helloworld became a mod.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Snake on September 29, 2007, 02:35:29 pm
I know, he bans anyone and everyone who ticks him off now.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Huckbuck on September 29, 2007, 02:38:45 pm
Its sad that LadyM stopped posting I think she betrayed us. "I dont have time" up my ass! She must have SOME sparetime even if shes the President of that 56th state which name always escapes me... I havent had earth geography for decades... can someone help me out?
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Blarg on September 29, 2007, 03:02:32 pm
Ummm...

*looks it up*

Guatamala? Is that the one? Or that the 53rd? I always mix them up...
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: The Time Traveller on September 29, 2007, 04:56:08 pm
Oh, but the forum has had happy times.  Like when everyone got party hat avatars when Aquaman bumped the topic "Need your help with my missing sister" when the new revival technology came out?

I know, he bans anyone and everyone who ticks him off now.
Ban evasion!  I've already banned you, Snake!
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Snake on September 29, 2007, 04:59:39 pm
My days of building A.I. have let me have uber haxor skillz, you lose HelloWorld!
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Blarg on September 29, 2007, 05:10:08 pm
Just don't destroy the site, and I'm okay with it.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: gec05 on September 29, 2007, 06:40:34 pm
It's already been destroyed 60 times before. How much more damage can another do?
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Huckbuck on September 30, 2007, 11:37:06 am
Not much, not since Steves grandson installed that sentry netbot on the main page...
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Grazony on September 30, 2007, 12:25:38 pm
SNIP!!! The frickin' robo-vacuum is at it again....better go save the cat. :(
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Luminar on September 30, 2007, 02:34:14 pm
*knocks are heard from coffin*
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Full_Metal on October 05, 2007, 02:39:03 pm
SEEAMS (Square-Enix-EA-Microsoft) just announced that the beta test of Spore's creature editor demo has been delayed again (no surprise there!) Oh well, back to playing Civ 9 for me. Better luck 2017! Sorry, I couldn't resist! ^_^
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: PikMini on October 05, 2007, 03:43:05 pm
Man you are an idiot, it was just released on the outernet, like 10 years ago!

(p.s. It is 2017. Look when topic was made  :P.)
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Grazony on October 05, 2007, 04:58:23 pm
No wait I think he just came back from the past....d*** time travelers.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Snake on October 05, 2007, 04:59:35 pm
I used the time machine to go back and kill hitler. Apparently someone got to him before me. So much for his "suicide".  ;)
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Mae on October 05, 2007, 07:01:38 pm
Hey guy's! I'm typing from my Wii-Wii-Wii- wait... what's that? Radioactive Crysis 2 zombies! Back! Back I say! Take that! And that! And a copy of Spore two! They're standard issue!
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: The Time Traveller on October 05, 2007, 07:17:00 pm
I feel really sorry for my new-born second cousin.  Why?  Are you idiots?!  The reason is because of that new president Micheal Jackson who got elected last year and signed the "All Child's Behinds" act, which legalized pedophilia. I sincerely doubt the poor kid'll live to be 8, now that it's mandatory in public schools to act suggestively on Chat Rooms and give out your address to anyone anywhere who asks.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Blarg on October 05, 2007, 08:29:15 pm
Ya see, that's why I moved to the moon. It's owned by Russia, and therefore has MUCH better laws than the USEA (United States of Electronic AMerica for all you Martians out there.)

Plus, low gravity FTW.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Snake on October 05, 2007, 08:30:06 pm
I hear living on the moon makes your children grow to 8 feet tall.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Blarg on October 05, 2007, 08:34:19 pm
That would explain why all the doorways are so high up...
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: The Time Traveller on October 05, 2007, 08:36:55 pm
You lucky moon-dwellers!  I didn't see the election coming, and Micheal Jackson made it illegal to leave the USEA if you ever plan to have children, plan to be near children regularly, or was a child at one time.  I should have seen it coming.  Nothing good could have come from that election, the three parties were Jack Thompson trying to get re-elected, Al Capone brought back from time, and him.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Snake on October 05, 2007, 08:37:55 pm
Too bad Micheal Jackson's overuse of plastic surgery resulted in immortality. Now all our children are screwed, in every sense of the word.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: FROMAN on October 05, 2007, 09:28:15 pm
i had to dispatch about 34 zombies before the intergalactic guard finally dropped off the thermonuclear warhead i ordered last month.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: The Time Traveller on October 06, 2007, 06:18:17 am
Of course, here have been some disasters, even on the moon.  Like when the new edition of Starforce came out that had a slight bug in it that caused your computer to turn into a raging self-reproducing carnivorous beast?   That must have killed half of Moon City's population.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Blarg on October 06, 2007, 06:34:34 am
Oh, yeah, that thing. That was purty bad, but thankfully me and my family live on the other side of the moon. And we would never live in a city, the only place for me is the country. Boy howdy.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Werechicken on October 06, 2007, 06:43:01 am
What the Hell? Do you lot live near a black hole or something!? Last I heard only 9 years had passed. I mean sure the whole second coming and his assassination by the American government threw everyone for a loop but what the hell?
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Veraal on October 06, 2007, 06:44:18 am
I have grown another head... on my back. how quaint.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: The Time Traveller on October 06, 2007, 06:46:26 am
Remeber when Oom came back under yet another name and started posting "HW IS A REMARKABLY IDIOTIC MORON" everywhere he saw?  That nearly made me leave.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Blarg on October 06, 2007, 07:01:25 am
No. I really don't remember that. Who's Oom?  ???
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Grazony on October 06, 2007, 06:09:30 pm
You know Oom.....that guy that made it illegal to eat fast food on Mars. Heard nowadays he is cleaning toilets on planet X-8123AP.....Or maybe that was Oam....I can't really remember because of I accidentally erased my electronic memory a couple of days after becoming a cyborg.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Person21 on October 06, 2007, 06:12:09 pm
Pfft. You should never have joined with the second collective.

The Collective21 is the true path of progress.

Also, we controls most of the space platforms around earth.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Blarg on October 06, 2007, 06:54:47 pm
It was Oim. And he made it illegal to eat fast foods on VENUS, not Mars.

Forget cyborgism. If I'm going to mess with my very body in any way, it'd be with genetic modification.

On a related note, you guys think a tail would be a good idea? POrehensile, of course. And I can't forget turning my feet into hands. Because, you know, when I was little I wanted to be a monkey, so now since the technology is out, I'm seriously considering turning into one. What do you guys think?
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: The Time Traveller on October 06, 2007, 06:57:25 pm
Actually, I was considering getting a secondary mouth, but my local parolice says no.

(Surely you know what a parolice is?  Maybe you don't have them on the moon, you're lucky.  They're policemen who hang around your house and tell you what you are and aren't allowed to do.)
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Person21 on October 06, 2007, 06:59:00 pm
[Advertising]The collective does free genetic modification for all members[/advertising]
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Blarg on October 06, 2007, 07:33:41 pm
Hmm.. do you have a digipamphlet? If so, just go ahead and beam it directly to my brainmail, please.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Person21 on October 06, 2007, 07:40:46 pm
Members only.


Member ship is free. And don't worry, if you can't be bothered upgrading now, because, well, lets just say the Space Platforms will provide a excellent "Strategic Position" when "The Time is Right"
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: FROMAN on October 06, 2007, 08:23:19 pm
you know what i think ill join because i really do need an upgrade

ps- do we get dental?
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Grazony on October 06, 2007, 08:53:41 pm
Thanks Blarg.....Did anybody here heard about that crash in Saturn's rings yet? I heard that it was huge.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Haseri on October 07, 2007, 01:02:35 am
Eh, it wasn't that big. It was just a movie stunt. But it was beutiful from Europa though.

And I would go for free Genetic Modification. I had to get gills as well as lungs when I came to Europa. Cost a bundle.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: El_Buro on October 07, 2007, 04:00:17 am
Pfft, biological form is sooo passé. I had my consciousness uploaded onto The Network aaages ago. Now I can control multiple robot bodies at once!
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: SBD on October 07, 2007, 05:32:35 am
Hello everybody! That's right it's me, the Right Honourable SBD, Prime Minister of Australia!
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: sltlamina on October 07, 2007, 05:59:15 am
Hello everybody! That's right it's me, the Right Honourable SBD, Prime Minister of Australia!

I heard that election was rigged, anyway...Asian people outnumber Caucasian people 4 to 1 now, and there's no Natives left. Why did you go up for it (as in, are Asians happy with a White PM?)? Why not New Deutschland? It seems a better choice.

...ah wait, I forgot the Aryan supremacists.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Veraal on October 07, 2007, 06:50:17 am
Can i ask you guys a hypothetical question?
What would you do if a head grew out on your left shoulder?

just... hypothetically...
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: sltlamina on October 07, 2007, 06:51:39 am
Stop visiting Parasitia.

...then I'd go see a doctor or expose it to large quantities of Hydrogen peroxide, that seems to kill of those nasty buggers.

Why do you ask?
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Blarg on October 07, 2007, 07:23:17 am
I'd keep it. It gets lonely on the moon, it'd be somebody to talk to.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: The Time Traveller on October 07, 2007, 07:34:51 am
Blarg, good luck being the new Mod!  I wonder what you'll do?
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Blarg on October 07, 2007, 07:46:38 am
Meh, probably just take the Modhammer and smash the faces of everyone I don't like. You know, things like that.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Huckbuck on October 07, 2007, 08:46:37 am
Sorry for not posting in a while, I took the kids to Antarctic Zoo, I thought that seing real trees would be good for young kids and they really enjoyed it. I to gets amased when I see trees, that really takes me back...
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: The Time Traveller on October 07, 2007, 08:48:11 am
Remember when Gamingsteve decided banning was bad and got rid of the feature that mods could ban someone?  Oom and Malt instantly came back and posted like they used too.  That was awful!
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Huckbuck on October 07, 2007, 08:49:32 am
Yea that was when you returned aswell  ;)
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Blarg on October 07, 2007, 09:07:07 am
Sorry for not posting in a while, I took the kids to Antarctic Zoo, I thought that seing real trees would be good for young kids and they really enjoyed it. I to gets amased when I see trees, that really takes me back...

Earth must be a pain, with no trees. I'm really glad the coverment gave me the right to plant a forest and live in it, it really makes it beutiful up here. Especially with the Martian Blue Blucking Bird, it has such a wonderful voice.

On a related topic, how was the zoo? Did you go to the one that has the T-rex in it? Or the one with the roaming mastadon herd?
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Plank of Wood on October 07, 2007, 09:13:18 am
Have you tried an house on the Sun yet? Its a bit pricey, but the warm weather pays off, you know, when it went White Dwarf.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Huckbuck on October 07, 2007, 09:26:03 am
On a related topic, how was the zoo? Did you go to the one that has the T-rex in it? Or the one with the roaming mastadon herd?

The T-Rex one. The T-Rex was overated, though the pink and limegreen colours on it was nice. It just roared and stuff, the other stuff was better, you know they had put Einstein, Newton, Edison AND Will Wright in the same cage, it was hilarious hearing the smartest persons of the past discuss.  :D
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Snake on October 07, 2007, 09:28:20 am
Too bad someone killed Will Wright to get an early copy of Spore.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Plank of Wood on October 07, 2007, 09:29:23 am
Ah well, we had that revival machine didn't we?
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Snake on October 07, 2007, 09:30:17 am
Yea but then he constantly got mobbed until he handed out copies.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Plank of Wood on October 07, 2007, 09:31:49 am
I though he was in a blimp dropping watermellons on Jack Thomson!
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Snake on October 07, 2007, 09:33:03 am
No, that was one of the clones EA made in the hopes of making a whole bunch of awesome games at once. That particular clone went a tad crazy.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Blarg on October 07, 2007, 09:33:16 am
What was this thread about, again? I forget...
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Snake on October 07, 2007, 09:34:26 am
We're talking about present-day events. (It's 2016 in this thread)
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Huckbuck on October 07, 2007, 09:36:53 am
I bet Blarg had to much Potasium..  :P
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: FROMAN on October 07, 2007, 10:09:27 am
ether that or he got the brain worms from his forest.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: MetallicDragon on October 07, 2007, 12:06:43 pm
We're talking about present-day events. (It's 2016 in this thread)

It's 2017 actually, 2016 was last year.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Blarg on October 07, 2007, 01:36:01 pm
I bet Blarg had to much Potasium..  :P

Quote
ether that or he got the brain worms from his forest.

Do not understood.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Kaizer on October 07, 2007, 03:42:48 pm
Hey guys hows the forum been! I have been busy with the whole evil crusade to purge earth of those that don't worship me.. so what I miss?
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: /lurk on October 07, 2007, 04:15:50 pm
Hey guys hows the forum been! I have been busy with the whole evil crusade to purge earth of those that don't worship me.. so what I miss?
You didn't really do very well at that. Life goes on.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Grazony on October 07, 2007, 06:34:18 pm
Hey guys hows the forum been! I have been busy with the whole evil crusade to purge earth of those that don't worship me.. so what I miss?

Why just earth? I heard people on Pluto would do anything for a real live dinner and theater. Just start there.....
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Neoteric on October 07, 2007, 06:40:21 pm
Looking back, it's safe to say that a lot has happened in the past ten years.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Huckbuck on October 08, 2007, 11:42:26 pm
I think the past 10 years was kinda boring.. I spent most of it waiting for spore and flying hoverboard.. I hope 2020 will be better.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: sltlamina on October 08, 2007, 11:57:05 pm
Hey people! About the whole "sun going white dwarf" thing, well...I have a source that informs me that, in fact, a giant electromagnetic bubble has been put in place around the star which stops about 75% of any kind of EM radiation getting through.

And EBI, don't even try finding me or my source, you won't find either of us.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Krakow Sam on October 09, 2007, 04:32:49 am
Hey people! About the whole "sun going white dwarf" thing, well...I have a source that informs me that, in fact, a giant electromagnetic bubble has been put in place around the star which stops about 75% of any kind of EM radiation getting through.

And EBI, don't even try finding me or my source, you won't find either of us.

Yes, because it is in fact 3000002016 in this thread.

Also, why is blocking the output of an already extremely dim star helpful in any way whatsoever?

I think a much more realistic prediction for 2016 is that people will start leaving their flies unzipped for the purpose of fashion.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: sltlamina on October 09, 2007, 05:09:46 am
Yet you don't complain about the many alien races, and absolutely impossible things in this thread. Just this one thing because you absolutely hate me.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Krakow Sam on October 09, 2007, 09:32:12 am
Well, all that stuff annoyed me too, yours is just the most recent post.
Also, I don't hate you.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Huckbuck on October 09, 2007, 09:45:16 am
((get back to 2016 now :P and seriously KS, this is for plain fun, its not as if we are trying to be realistic.. ;)))

So... Anyone been outside the solarsystem? I heard that NASA are trying to save itself from getting bankrupt by selling tickets to cruising outside the solarsystem very cheap. Poor NASA, the Russians really kicked their ass in the second phase of the spacerace..
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: FROMAN on October 09, 2007, 02:47:04 pm
well IQ's are at an all time low when a new study shows that your average table fan has more Intelligence Quota than a human.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Mae on October 09, 2007, 02:56:39 pm
And that fan can only rotate in three dimensions! Outrageous!
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Met on October 09, 2007, 02:58:53 pm
Well, it's a good thing Nuclear Winter canceled out global warming.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Mae on October 09, 2007, 03:11:48 pm
Yea, but Ice Asteroid Eden caused us a new problem- global wettening. I hope that alien on the inside knows how to fix it- after they thaw him out, of course.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Krakow Sam on October 09, 2007, 03:12:43 pm
((get back to 2016 now :P and seriously KS, this is for plain fun, its not as if we are trying to be realistic.. ;)))

Scientist, inside, unable to, accept, unrealism. Must, be, pedantic...
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Mr. Wizard on October 09, 2007, 04:01:45 pm
Scientist, inside, unable to, accept, unrealism. Must, be, pedantic...

Hey Guys! Remember when String Theory was proven beyond any shadow of a doubt?
 ;D
/troll
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Krakow Sam on October 09, 2007, 04:44:14 pm
<Jugular vein pops>
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: microgta on October 09, 2007, 04:49:21 pm
umm does this thread have a topic. Im just wondering cause of the randomness.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: gec05 on October 09, 2007, 04:53:07 pm
It's like off topic except in the future. Now please return to your decade, there's no place for you here in the future.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: microgta on October 09, 2007, 04:56:05 pm
You mean there wasn't any place here.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: /lurk on October 09, 2007, 05:00:00 pm
It's like off topic except in the future. Now please return to your decade, there's no place for you here in the future.

Gec, I know you can't actually reply to this, since that was a sealed message from the year 2007, but i think it's amazing how people in the past always forget that now is always the present, no matter what year you're in.

To be fair, it didn't really catch on to the public consciousness until my first bestselling book in 2011, We went - gone have done (and other short stories).
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Blarg on October 09, 2007, 05:10:04 pm
Why in the world are people from 2007 coming here? People from the present, only, please. None of those old-fashioned riff-raff.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: microgta on October 09, 2007, 05:11:07 pm
Who says Im from the 07s?
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: huggkruka on October 09, 2007, 05:13:29 pm
To be fair, it didn't really catch on to the public consciousness until my first bestselling book in 2011, We went - gone have done (and other short stories).

I didnt like that book. The cover had a really annoying voice and the holograms were kind of phoney-looking.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Blarg on October 09, 2007, 05:15:22 pm
To be fair, it didn't really catch on to the public consciousness until my first bestselling book in 2011, We went - gone have done (and other short stories).

I didnt like that book. The cover had a really annoying voice and the holograms were kind of phoney-looking.

I thought it was okay, if a bit cheesy. Of course, I just got the book a few days ago, cause it's really hard getting a book when your in some Godforsaken alien planet mining for spice.

Who says Im from the 07s?

A mere assumption.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: PatMan33 on October 09, 2007, 05:16:00 pm
As the owner of the Internet and all things within it, I command you all to act proper and decent. If you do not comply with this order your houses will be toilet papered.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: gec05 on October 09, 2007, 05:20:06 pm
It's like off topic except in the future. Now please return to your decade, there's no place for you here in the future.

Gec, I know you can't actually reply to this, since that was a sealed message from the year 2007, but i think it's amazing how people in the past always forget that now is always the present, no matter what year you're in.

To be fair, it didn't really catch on to the public consciousness until my first bestselling book in 2011, We went - gone have done (and other short stories).

Well excuse me for being in cryostasis for the last 9 years. :P
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Blarg on October 09, 2007, 05:20:51 pm
As the owner of the Internet and all things within it, I command you all to act proper and decent. If you do not comply with this order your houses will be toilet papered.

Make me. Nyah nyah!
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: PatMan33 on October 09, 2007, 05:21:34 pm
Better watch out Blarg, you've been on my list for the last nine years.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: gec05 on October 09, 2007, 05:27:02 pm
I'd like to see you come all the way to Kaleefournyah and try Pat.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Blarg on October 09, 2007, 05:44:06 pm
Better watch out Blarg, you've been on my list for the last nine years.

...How? I was abducted by aliens in 2008, I got back just last year, and now I'm on the moon. I believe you are sadly, sadly confused.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: PatMan33 on October 09, 2007, 08:54:53 pm
Two thousand sixteen minus nine equals two thousand seven.

Hmm...
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: sltlamina on October 09, 2007, 11:11:27 pm
If you do not comply with this order your houses will be toilet papered.

NO! :o
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Blarg on October 10, 2007, 04:36:56 am
Two thousand sixteen minus nine equals two thousand seven.

Hmm...

No, what I'm asking is WHY I've been on your list all this time. It's not like I've been around to bug anyone...
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Huckbuck on October 10, 2007, 11:26:02 am
But your clone was, adn you know that according to global law that you are responsible for ALL of your own clones. Thats why I sat in prison on the ISS ruin for 2 years. Thoose bastards couldnt keep their hands of sexy cyborgboobs. A couple of times.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Person21 on October 10, 2007, 11:29:03 am
Thoose bastards couldnt keep their hands of sexy cyborgboobs. A couple of times.

I use this opportunity for more advertising.


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Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Blarg on October 10, 2007, 12:28:27 pm
Who the HECK cloned me? How was I supposed to know that somebody cloned me and my clone was a jerk?

Crudmonkies...
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Huckbuck on October 10, 2007, 12:37:00 pm
Uhm.. I would guess your school, your parents, the goverment, the russians, the Dolphinmen, thats just a few from the top of my head.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: shock223 on October 10, 2007, 02:30:40 pm
the Dolphinmen

if those guys are bugging you, just hire some one to splice shark genes with a dog..

they have left me alone ever since!
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Mae on October 10, 2007, 03:23:50 pm
If you do not comply with this order your houses will be toilet papered.


Damn you and your dark Magicks! And you'll probably use the new Ion toilet paper too! You fiend!
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Blarg on October 10, 2007, 03:34:45 pm
They have ION toilet paper now? O_o

I knew about the proton toilet paper, but ion? It jsut doesn't seem feasable.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: /lurk on October 10, 2007, 03:48:10 pm
Ion toilet paper? You Philistines! You're wiping your arses with the remains of Ultrabooks!
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: martyk on October 10, 2007, 07:42:10 pm
Hey people!  I'm back!  Hasn't anyone wondered where I was for the last 5 years?

Apparently the government doesn't like it when you send death-bots after them and, long story short, I've been underground, hanging with the mutants!
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: FROMAN on October 10, 2007, 08:05:46 pm
you should have asked about the assassin policy before sending deathbots against the combine.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Grazony on October 11, 2007, 12:09:16 am
you should have asked about the assassin policy before sending deathbots against the combine.
D*** I knew I forgot something.....thanks for the reminder.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: martyk on October 11, 2007, 06:19:03 am
you should have asked about the assassin policy before sending deathbots against the combine.

Ya, but that defeats the purpose of a suprise attack.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: FROMAN on October 11, 2007, 12:10:58 pm
no ask someone else.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: stuck on October 11, 2007, 01:50:08 pm
Hey guys, sorry I haven't been posting lately. Getting your PhD is hard work. And once string theory was proven irrefutibly, I had to rework it entirely! At first I was furious, but the change was more than satisfactory; string theory allows for many improvements in quantum computing. I don't want to get into technicalities, but I basically dealt with new methods to store data in the extra dimensions, and then set the foundations for manipulating it there.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: /lurk on October 11, 2007, 04:27:54 pm
No you didn't, you big plagiarist. Get the entire scoop in my latest true* story: Dimensions of Scandal

Lies! Deception! Steamy romance! Car chases! All in the mysterious world of Quantum Science. Buy within the first week of publishing and get a free copy of History of lolcats.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Krakow Sam on October 11, 2007, 04:35:17 pm
Hey guys, sorry I haven't been posting lately. Getting your PhD is hard work. And once string theory was proven irrefutibly, I had to rework it entirely! At first I was furious, but the change was more than satisfactory; string theory allows for many improvements in quantum computing. I don't want to get into technicalities, but I basically dealt with new methods to store data in the extra dimensions, and then set the foundations for manipulating it there.
Your work is inferior to that of the Bio-technicians. You physicists may as well give up now.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Grazony on October 11, 2007, 05:16:33 pm
No you didn't, you big plagiarist. Get the entire scoop in my latest true* story: Dimensions of Scandal

Lies! Deception! Steamy romance! Car chases! All in the mysterious world of Quantum Science. Buy within the first week of publishing and get a free copy of History of lolcats.
You had me at Car chases! I'll take 1539 copies one for each of my clones....
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: stuck on October 11, 2007, 07:24:53 pm
Hey guys, sorry I haven't been posting lately. Getting your PhD is hard work. And once string theory was proven irrefutibly, I had to rework it entirely! At first I was furious, but the change was more than satisfactory; string theory allows for many improvements in quantum computing. I don't want to get into technicalities, but I basically dealt with new methods to store data in the extra dimensions, and then set the foundations for manipulating it there.
Your work is inferior to that of the Bio-technicians. You physicists may as well give up now.

Bah, the best thing you bio-technicians have come up with in the past 10 years is genetically modified cheese.

Tasty, I'll admit. And it was a bit ingenious to take away the unwanted side-effects of uncomfortable bowel movements.

But we'll definitely beat you guys this year at the Metaphorical Science Olympics, especially in basketball.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Kcronos on October 11, 2007, 07:46:10 pm
Hey guys, remember the metagame project my organic self presented in 2008?

Wasn't that great?
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: The Time Traveller on October 11, 2007, 08:18:16 pm
Yeah, until Hydro quit doing it.  Hydro should really do that again, and this time not stop it.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: FROMAN on October 11, 2007, 08:22:24 pm
and how long has it been since you took over evil genius a few years back you've been promising an update ever since then.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: The Time Traveller on October 12, 2007, 01:54:34 pm
I'll update when Flisch updates Spore the Game.  He hasn't updated that in years.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Yannick on October 12, 2007, 03:02:08 pm
Wow, guys long time no see. Has anyone the new 5000 ThZ processor with 6056 EB memory banks? I'd die to buy it, but the damn government are hogging them all up...
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: FROMAN on October 12, 2007, 07:57:48 pm
i never buy things anymore i fabricate them from this alien book i found which basically bends all reality past the quantum decomposition point.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Cobra on March 16, 2016, 01:41:02 pm
How has no one bumped this topic so we can look back at what we thought 2016 would be like.

At least the Deja - Vu machine works.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Ultimatum on March 16, 2016, 01:48:30 pm
necromancy!


perspective and hindsight are in full effect here
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: /lurk on March 16, 2016, 02:36:41 pm
Never did get that publishing deal.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Ultimatum on March 16, 2016, 03:15:21 pm
you gotta go the self publishing route.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Krakow Sam on March 16, 2016, 03:41:59 pm
George Bush's daughter was elected president... again. Three generations of Bushes in the whitehouse... at least America isnt a world power anymore.

God bless China! Love, Liberty and egg drop soup!

Oh god, if only :<
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Brandonazz on March 16, 2016, 03:48:35 pm
So um... Micheal Jackson, Bono, and Donald Trump are back.

NOSTRADAMUS
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Krakow Sam on March 16, 2016, 05:03:28 pm
Eee-hee!
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: PatMan33 on March 16, 2016, 06:00:33 pm
Look, since my epic takeover of the world in 2012 I have decided that you all need to wear bear feet slippers.

I still make the "bear feet slippers" joke from Angry Beavers. In fact I made it the other day.

Nothing has changed.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Cobra on March 17, 2016, 05:19:09 am
At least the Deja-Vu machine still works.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Tesla on March 17, 2016, 05:51:41 am
So are we starting a 2026 thread?
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Krakow Sam on March 17, 2016, 09:44:39 am
Man we were pretty uncreative 10 years ago, all our predictions of the future basically just involved putting scifi words and intensifiers on things that were around at that time (e.g. Halo 12 on the Hyperxbox 1080) and lazy scifi clichés.

Meanwhile in the 2026 thread:

I sure hope Megapresident Nanotrump Jr doesn't unleash his horde of killbots now GLOBAL WARMING has run amock. At least I have "New Elder Scrolls Game 12" to keep me occupied!

Aww ****!
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: SpecialBrownies on May 11, 2016, 12:06:10 pm
I look back at my 15 year old self on the internet and feel shame.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: eropS on May 11, 2016, 02:39:43 pm
That's normal
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Inkling on May 11, 2016, 03:14:07 pm
Don't worry, in a few years you can look back and be embarrassed by yourself now!
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: PatMan33 on May 11, 2016, 05:44:02 pm
AYYYYYYYYYYYY
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Hydromancerx on May 12, 2016, 03:29:15 pm
Is Spore 2 out yet?:P

Yeah, until Hydro quit doing it.  Hydro should really do that again, and this time not stop it.

I still do Sagan 4. :P So at least i am constant in something after all these years.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: sgore on May 13, 2016, 09:52:25 am
Is Spore 2 out yet?:P

I mean, when you think about it, we waited three years for the first one.
We've managed to wait eight years for the sequel.
I think we've been quite patient.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Krakow Sam on May 13, 2016, 10:31:39 am
Hydro just get Stellaris already you dork.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Hydromancerx on May 13, 2016, 12:41:44 pm
Hydro just get Stellaris already you dork.

What about the creature stage?
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: PatMan33 on May 13, 2016, 01:31:54 pm
Play a random ARPG first.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Brandonazz on May 13, 2016, 04:14:37 pm
Hydro just get Stellaris already you dork.
What about the creature stage?

Hydro is the last person I'd ever think would admit to lack of imagination.
Title: It's 2017 in this thread.
Post by: Tesla on March 11, 2017, 05:11:22 pm
It's 2017 in this thread.
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: Krakow Sam on March 11, 2017, 05:16:43 pm
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!TM
Title: Re: It's 2016 in this thread.
Post by: PatMan33 on March 12, 2017, 12:10:52 am
THE SWISS HATE HIM!