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Title: Requests...
Post by: SXYCHK on January 28, 2006, 05:15:23 pm
I\'m doing an english A-level, and need to beef up my creative writing, so I\'ll be granting any requests posted here, whatever they are ;-)
Title: Re: Requests...
Post by: Vivec on January 28, 2006, 05:18:12 pm
You mean requests on a story to write?
Title: Re: Requests...
Post by: SXYCHK on January 28, 2006, 05:19:36 pm
Well, I was thinking of something I could fit in a post, so it will have to be a short story ;-)
Title: Re: Requests...
Post by: Vivec on January 28, 2006, 05:21:16 pm
Vampire otters. Now that's a good prompt.  :D
Title: Re: Requests...
Post by: SXYCHK on January 28, 2006, 05:40:43 pm
Very well: chapter I: The Vampiric Otter

A boat left siberia, carrying a consignment of neuclear waste; although the hull was badly rusted, and had no safety checks, they left port anyway. The contriversial departure ruffled the first mate into discussion with the captain;

\"Why are we leaving port early? This is not safe!\"
\"Pah! Do not be silly, Boris! This ship has been through a hundred voyages, and has been fine on all of them!\"
\"But sir, do you not think...\"
\"No, not ever!\"
\"But...\"
\"LOOK OUT! ROCKS AHEAD!\"
\"Oh boll--\"

The ships hull was easily breached, its radioactive paylod leaking into a small stream, where an otter lay, sleeping...


First draft, worthy of continuation, or does someone else have a better topic? :)
Title: Re: Requests...
Post by: 762 on January 28, 2006, 05:54:39 pm
An epic battle between Chuck Norris's armies versus Mr T's armies.
Title: Re: Requests...
Post by: Quantum Burrito on January 28, 2006, 06:11:47 pm
Well,I'll have to look up who these people are, but okay.h
Title: Re: Requests...
Post by: 762 on January 28, 2006, 06:15:23 pm
HubbaWHA? You've never heard of Chuck Norris and Mr T? Next thing you're going to tell me that you've not heard of Martin Luther, Julius Caesar, or even God.

Chuck Norris:
(http://www.monkeyview.net/id/2470/default/Chuck_Norris.jpg)
(http://www.pathguy.com/lectures/chuck_norris_age_49.jpg)


Mr T:
(http://www.blog-relations.com/wordpress/wp-content/images/mr-t.gif)
Title: Re: Requests...
Post by: SXYCHK on January 28, 2006, 06:16:12 pm
Okay, who the **** are you, and why are you hijacking my topic?
Title: Re: Requests...
Post by: 762 on January 28, 2006, 06:33:03 pm
I'm not hijacking your topic, I want a story about a battle between Chuck Norris's forces and Mr T's forces!
Title: Re: Requests...
Post by: Quantum Burrito on January 28, 2006, 06:57:29 pm
Well,I'll have to look up who these people are, but okay.h
       ^
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I think she ment me  :P

*wanders off to hijack more topics*
Title: Re: Requests...
Post by: Leng on January 28, 2006, 07:04:10 pm
umm, ok.  a day in the life of an average member of an isolated human society inhabiting a huge array of space stations orbiting a red dwarf star.
Title: Re: Requests...
Post by: SXYCHK on January 28, 2006, 07:08:38 pm
Ohh, I like it!

It even has the potential for all my strenghts! (brief sexual encounters, thought-tracking, non-tedious description of tedium)
Title: Re: Requests...
Post by: Quantum Burrito on January 28, 2006, 07:26:17 pm
I find that offensive! It was only a joke!

(Isn't there a rule against that kind of language?)
Title: Re: Requests...
Post by: LadyM on January 28, 2006, 07:54:21 pm
Yes, there are rules against language and threats. Let's keep the discussion on a civil level. You have to remember alot of the people on the forum have a sense of humor and joke alot. That's what makes it a fun place.
Title: Re: Requests...
Post by: Vivec on January 28, 2006, 07:55:01 pm
Yes, there are rules against language and threats. Let's keep the discussion on a civil level. You have to remember alot of the people on the forum have a sense of humor and joke alot. That's what makes it a fun place.

Did you delete his post, or did he?
Title: Re: Requests...
Post by: LadyM on January 28, 2006, 07:56:37 pm
I did.