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Title: Scenario inserter
Post by: Flamester_ on January 26, 2006, 09:11:38 pm
All right so what we do here is I give you a scenario you say what you would do in this scenario then you post another scenario for the next person.
Rule #1 dont post before at least 2 people have posted after you.
 
Your post should look something like this

What i would do:*insert what you would do*


Scenario:*insert scenario for next person*

and now i will start but beacuse i dont have a scenario I will start by giving you one.

Scenario:You are next to WW in a bus.

NEW RULE! Do not respond to a scenario with "/god" "/die" "/dontcare" or anything of that sort. It's annoying and has no place in this thread.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Vivec on January 26, 2006, 09:14:51 pm
Ask him about Spore over, and over, and over.

You find the secret Maxis website with all the info on Spore.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Piloteer on January 26, 2006, 09:20:40 pm
Sell it to Steve for LOTS of $$$!  :P

Maxis chooses you to test a beta version of Spore.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Vivec on January 26, 2006, 09:21:40 pm
Develop a brain tumor out of excitement.

You become Stevie Wonder.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Mr. Wizard on January 26, 2006, 09:23:56 pm
Go to random bars to freak people out.

You follow the rules and don't post until two other people have posted. ;)
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Piloteer on January 26, 2006, 09:29:15 pm
I'd be not Vivec!  ;D

NASA gives you the option to go into space.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Vivec on January 26, 2006, 09:29:57 pm
I'd clone myself and leave one here.

You discover cloning.

(sorry, forgot the rules)
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Martham112 on January 27, 2006, 12:03:52 am
Clone myself and have my clones do all the work.

You can fly up to an altidude of 2ft
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: The dome on January 27, 2006, 01:53:27 am
I would levitate for money and fly around randomly.

You find yourself locked in a huge white room filled with carrots.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: LadyM on January 27, 2006, 05:35:14 am
I'd cry, I'm not fond of carrots

You just found an envelope with $200 in it that someone left in a locker at the gym
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Martham112 on January 27, 2006, 06:26:14 am
I'd take 50 and take the rest to the the reception.

You find yourself in prison.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: crippits on January 27, 2006, 07:22:03 am
I'd hold the soap tightly.

you have to choose between losing an arm or a leg.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Piloteer on January 27, 2006, 11:33:28 am
An arm, perticlarily my left one.

Your given the ability to turn invisible.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: 762 on January 27, 2006, 11:37:29 am
I go to school invisible, and when the teachers say "Brian isn't here today?" I say that I'm here, but no one can see me, and people are freaked out.

You discover that you have X-Ray vision.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Krakow Sam on January 27, 2006, 12:15:36 pm
I become a super-villain that gives people tumors by looking at their skeleton too much.

You discover your rich uncle left you a fortune if you spend the night in a HAUNTED HOUSE!
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Leng on January 27, 2006, 12:24:30 pm
i'd go.. i have powerful magic.

you work for the government and you find the ruins of an alien society on mars.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: sgore on January 27, 2006, 08:08:23 pm
I would Shuttle back, Report my findings, and wake up the next morning with very little recolection of the previous few days execpt some guys and a Flashy thingy.

You're Falling down a Large and very very deep Hole. You look to your left, and see nothing of absolute importance, you look to your right, you notice Zach Braff from scrubs is also falling there for some odd reason. That doesn't change the fact you're falling though. What do you do?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Leng on January 28, 2006, 12:34:34 am
go AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH along with Zach.. and Vader

you're a brilliant, yet crusty scientist trapped in a submarine slowly cracking under the pressure at the bottom of the ocean on an alien planet and you're having hallucinations about a hot blonde.. you kinda feel like you want to bone her, and that freaks you out because as hot as she is she must be in her 40s.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Detoxicated on January 28, 2006, 05:33:33 am
I screw the hallucination and have fun for the last hours of my life

You are trapped in a dungeon which has spiked walls and a magma floor, your hanging on chains closely over the magma
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: sgore on January 28, 2006, 06:33:54 am
Hit the Secret Panel. There's always a secret panel.

You're a Citizen of Metropolis who also happens to work at the Daily Planet. One day you notice superman is just Clark Kent without the glasses. What do you do?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Krakow Sam on January 28, 2006, 06:42:42 am
I lace my vest with kryptonite and blackmail the bastard!

You are superman and have just been blackmailed by a devilishly handsome fellow reporter.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: 762 on January 28, 2006, 06:43:19 am
I kill him and throw his body at the sun.

You are roaming about in a wide open field, when you hear the sound of gun fire. what do you do?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: sgore on January 30, 2006, 01:05:49 pm
Duck and Cover. Then Explore the noise...

You've just come across a 1950's B-Movie Plot. Only instead of watching it, You find you're living it. What do you do?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Krakow Sam on January 30, 2006, 02:15:34 pm
Build a dread fortress, construct a plodding robot henchman, build a doom ray, enlist the help of the Empress of Mars and Destroy Buck Pluto! Mwuhahahahaha!

Youre watching a movie called, Buck pluto vs Krakow Sam!
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Vivec on January 30, 2006, 03:40:35 pm
Leave.

You're pissed at Vivec.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Mr. Wizard on January 30, 2006, 04:28:26 pm
I would break his arm, but he beat me too it. ;D

You have become a villager in B&W, what do you say when your god picks you up?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: 762 on January 30, 2006, 05:59:08 pm
I just sit there praying, as all villagers do.

Trogdor is going to burninate your thatched roof cottage!
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Leng on January 31, 2006, 05:18:10 pm
spray it with dragon-repellant

you've just made first contact with an alien species in deep space.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Martham112 on January 31, 2006, 10:43:48 pm
I'd say Hello! And wave in the place where there eyes are, or if they didn't have any eyes, wave just at them.

The phone rings and you forget to answer it.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: LadyM on February 01, 2006, 04:29:32 am
The answering machine kicks in and answers it

You just ran out of gas on a long deserted road in the middle of the night.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Mr. Wizard on February 01, 2006, 05:00:37 pm
Start walking.

You are surrounded by smilies in a Roman Forum.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Leng on February 01, 2006, 05:06:12 pm
beware the ides of march.

someone you personally know has won the lottery and is now flaunting their unearned wealth.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: SBD on February 03, 2006, 04:55:23 am
i win more then him and flaunt twice as hard.

you're 90 minutes into a 3 hour exam and you spontainiously pee and poop your pants.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Krakow Sam on February 03, 2006, 07:40:26 am
I wake up, go to scholl and sit the real exam without soiling myself

Youre dreaming youre in a dream.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: sgore on February 03, 2006, 04:25:43 pm
I'm having a wonderful time, only to find out it's a dream, only to find out it isn't, only to find out it is.

You're walking down the Street, on an Impulse you jump into the passenger side of the first car you see and shout "Follow that car!" You realize this was a very stupid thing to do, as the person actually listened, and you're now in a high speed, dangerous chase for a car that you just pointed at for no reason. What do you do?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Leng on February 03, 2006, 05:40:35 pm
(umm, i could actually see myself in this scenario, lol 8))

i stick my hand out the window, point at the other car, and go "BANG BANG BANG!!"  then when they eventually stop in confusion, i toss a couple hundreds (monopoly money) at my driver, walk to the other car menacingly, and say "Where.. are.. my.. DIAMONDS?!!??!?!"

you're the driver of the car i just walked up to.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: 762 on February 03, 2006, 05:59:24 pm
I pull out the gun I have in my glove compartment and make you leave before we start.

You can pass through walls.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: SBD on February 06, 2006, 03:33:14 am
I open the spawn map, press suicide and spawn somewhere else.
You see spore in the shops but you're penneyless
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Leng on February 06, 2006, 04:41:25 am
CAREFULLY break into the store, steal all the copies of spore, and then sell them to desperate nerds for $200 a piece.  buy food with the money.

you're the little "<-M" button that makes text move like this, and you're angry about people using you gratuitously.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Danzik on February 16, 2006, 02:19:14 am
Leave.  I'm so tired of being used...  You people should be ashamed...

You're a popsicle in on a hot Vegas day.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Flamester_ on February 16, 2006, 10:12:10 am
Run away form the people trying to eat me.

You are in the vents of where spore is being developed.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: sgore on February 24, 2006, 06:51:49 am
Try not to make a sound, not any sound at *Clank* Dang it!

You're On the Subway at 2:00 Am. There's 3 other people. And a Dog. Suddenly the Train Stops. The Annoucement comes over. "*Muhnununun*Electricity*Muhnuunununu*Stuck for Hours*Muhnununu*Have a Nice day."

What do you do?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: 762 on February 24, 2006, 08:46:25 am
I'd be prepared for that kind of thing. In my briefcase, I have a pistol and enough beans to last for a week. I sit there like a schizophrenic, eating my beans and holding my gun. If anyone tries to get at my beans, well, I'd give them some beans. I don't want murder on my record, next to drug trafficking (There's a reason I'm on the subway at 2:00 AM. The briefcase has a false bottom full of weed).

You are a passenger on the same subway, watching me nervously eat beans with a gun in my hand.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: LadyM on February 24, 2006, 09:18:36 am
 :D if you eat enough beans, I'm pretty sure they would stay away from you..  :P
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: sgore on March 09, 2006, 01:03:12 pm
Yeah, I'm With LadyM on this one.

You find yourself in a field of puppies.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: aname on March 09, 2006, 01:06:05 pm
i get all the puppies and use majical powers to turn em into piggys and i throw em at you

you find yerself coverd in little piggy-lets
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Xenomorph on March 16, 2007, 07:00:50 am
i pull my own skin off with my teeth.

you are a naked piggy in the snow.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Luminar on March 16, 2007, 08:44:56 am
That depends entirely on how long i've been there. Anything over 20 minutes and my answer is "pass out and die". Anything under 20 minutes and my answer is "look for shelter".

Clowns to the left of you, jokers to the right.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Flamester_ on March 16, 2007, 04:50:01 pm
Why did you bump this YEAR OLD topic?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Xenomorph on March 16, 2007, 05:25:52 pm
Why did you bump this YEAR OLD topic?

whoops...... :-\ my mistake sorry
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: darkstar on March 19, 2007, 05:57:46 pm
as long as its bumped we may as well continue (sounds like an interesting game anyway)

I would run straight ahead so as to avoid both of them (or straight back if the way ahead was blocked)

Scenario: your shirt is trapped in the door of a train that you just tryed to exit, the train has begun to move, and the door is locked.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Crazen on March 19, 2007, 09:21:28 pm
try to rip of my shirt. failing that, I would try to cling to the edge of the frame.


you find proof of god

Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Luminar on March 19, 2007, 09:28:24 pm
Check myself into a mental institution.

Riding through the desert on a horse with no name.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Xenomorph on March 20, 2007, 07:43:19 am
i would not renember my name, coase there aint no one for to give me no name aaaah!

you wake up next to president bushie.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Flamester_ on March 23, 2007, 12:07:30 am
Eat his brains :p

Your sucked into Will's comupter.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Luminar on March 23, 2007, 01:36:40 am
Cry. I'm pretty sure I can't play Spore from the inside.

You've found a river that doesn't flow - it boils with every poison you can think of.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: russellmania4 on March 23, 2007, 08:35:39 am
I'd throw babies in it!

You accidentally kill a kid you're supposed to be babysitting.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: emmet on March 23, 2007, 12:23:08 pm
Buy a new kid at the kid store and dress him up to look like the dead one.

You suddenly discover you are amazing at any musical instrument you try.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Luminar on March 23, 2007, 12:55:51 pm
Perform at gigs of well-known celebrities and completley ruin them by excelling.

Some of them want to use you, some of them want to get used by you.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Crazen on March 31, 2007, 11:12:29 am
not do anything about it

You discover that you are the secret deesendent of George W. Bush, and theroff embued with special powers over oil
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: blitzonator on March 31, 2007, 11:19:29 am
flatten the world economy, thus making a world war 3, and then rise from the ashes to take over the world!

you are stuck in traffick and a telephone post is going to crush/electrocute/decapitate you.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Brandonazz on March 31, 2007, 11:48:15 am
Get out of the car.

You appear in Hitler's bunker with him and Eva Bra.....somethingorother  ::)
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: emmet on March 31, 2007, 01:03:54 pm
Break his neck and then do the MC Hammer Slide with Eva Braun.

Your computer blows up, and when you touch any computer hardware/software ever, it blows up.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Brandonazz on March 31, 2007, 01:14:05 pm
I join Hitler. (For those of you failing to get my meaning, I kill myself)


You appear on a planet inhabited by every creature on these forums, and they're fighting.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Flamester_ on March 31, 2007, 02:01:18 pm
Join the Nacueans since they will win.

Also..
Break his neck and then do the MC Hammer Slide with Eva Braun.

Your computer blows up, and when you touch any computer hardware/software ever, it blows up.
Software is just data. you cant touch data.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: darkstar on March 31, 2007, 02:47:01 pm
hmm... I think I would simply get angry at the nothingness present in the previous post.

you become trapped inside of a never ending loop of time caused by a paradox you created.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Brandonazz on March 31, 2007, 02:55:23 pm
I would go back in time and stop myself from going back in time, which would cause me to not have gone back in time, which would cause me to need to go back in time to stop myself from going back in time.

You see a completed copy of Spore in the back seat of a olice car, with two large policemen in the front.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Mr. Sporeman on March 31, 2007, 04:52:28 pm
I kindly ask them where they got it.

You wake up to find yourself tied to a chair which is superglued upside down to the ceiling of a dungeonesque room.

 
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Kcronos on March 31, 2007, 06:30:31 pm
I type in "North"  the computer replies "North" is not a command.  I type in "Egg"  A beeping sound is heard and the computer replies "You have won "Dungeon Room Game from 1980"


You have a normal office job, no weaopn, no heroism or courage, and while in your office, a gigantic fat man bursts through the door, wishing to hug you...
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Brandonazz on March 31, 2007, 08:45:42 pm
You stare at him like a deer in the headlights (O.O) until he plows you through the next three office floors.

You find yourself in a battle arena with a Naucean. You have a weapon. He doesn't. He isn't ascended.

Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Mr. Sporeman on March 31, 2007, 08:53:24 pm
I attempt to make friends with him/her/it  :)- if it doesn't succeed, I stab it's eyes out, then devour it's flesh.  >:(
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Brandonazz on March 31, 2007, 08:56:54 pm
Wow....that's morbid...

You either get a Naucean plushie or a Willosaur plushie. Which do you choose?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Crazen on March 31, 2007, 09:19:01 pm
aaaaaaahhhhhh.............hard choice, naucean, cause they probably have willosaur figureins (spelling?)

you can have power over any species class(birds, insects, etc.....) exept humans.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Grazony on March 31, 2007, 09:29:52 pm
"Yes now I have ze power to destroy the vorld vith small annoying Poodles!!!!" Is what I would say, then do it.


You can talk to the dead, what would you say?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Flamester_ on March 31, 2007, 09:44:01 pm
I would stay away from graveyards.

You Wake up on the Naucean home planet as you are now, computer and all.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Crazen on March 31, 2007, 10:46:37 pm
either show them all their just the idea of some random guy on the internet, or see all the cool alien dolphin stuff!
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: blitzonator on April 01, 2007, 02:28:37 am
watch tv

you are trapped in a romm, with only a torch, drill, batteries and some wires, What do you do?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Xenomorph on April 01, 2007, 02:39:50 am
use the drill and the batteries to create a worm hole to freedom, and keep it open with the wires. then, i'll step through it with the torch. ;D

you wake up after you've slept for years and you found out the world has been taken over by sandwiches. what do you do?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: blitzonator on April 01, 2007, 04:34:39 am
say lunch time and you get the idea
you are stuck on an abandoned island with me, will, steve and a willosaur what do you do
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Brandonazz on April 01, 2007, 10:13:54 am
Kill you, and spend eternity with gaming gods.

Will Wright appears at your house with a contest winning copy of spore. Do you share it!?  >:(
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Flamester_ on April 01, 2007, 02:02:52 pm
I share it with Steve, then take it back and brag about having Spore.


You wake up to find that you are really in a galactic zoo.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Brandonazz on April 01, 2007, 02:14:48 pm
I go chat with other sapient animals.

You fine a dead naucean
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: darkstar on April 01, 2007, 03:00:34 pm
I sell it to some scientists for research, thus advancing both the field of biology and my own prosperity.

you find yourself in the middle of a warzone carrying only what u have on you now.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Crazen on April 01, 2007, 03:14:18 pm
probbably die........


you can bend reality to make things however you want.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Brandonazz on April 01, 2007, 06:09:42 pm
I make spore come out tonight.

You've just won a billion dollars.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Jug on April 01, 2007, 08:46:51 pm
But without anybutter in your life!

You have spore  2 ! EARLY
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: aligon on April 01, 2007, 10:45:39 pm
I die of indigestion and my house is bombed by a confused French Kamikaze pilot who just escaped from an alternate dimension located in the Bermuda triangle. (life is cruel...)
You are adrift at sea in a small wooden boat, surrounded with hungry sharks. You have a power drill, a lamp shade, a Hello Kitty pencil case, a can of uncooked chicken noodle soup, and 8 wire coat hangers. What do you do?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Brandonazz on April 02, 2007, 03:23:31 pm
Kill myself and get it over with  ;)

You are trapped in a prison cell with Hitler, Stalin, and Mussolini. You have a gun with one shot.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: darkstar on April 04, 2007, 02:01:00 pm
easy, I shoot myself in the hand so that they move me into a facility where I can heal, then on the way back I escape
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Crazen on April 04, 2007, 07:25:42 pm
Id say this.


you are sudenly choking for no reson, fall on the floor, and a group of mafia guys are about to  beat you with a stick.
you are on a sports field
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Brandonazz on April 06, 2007, 09:15:07 pm
I say "wait, this must be a dream, sports fields don't have floors!"

You're trapped with LadyM and Steve on a desert island with one laptop and 1 hour of battery life: all communications are down.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Flamester_ on April 01, 2008, 05:05:13 pm
Play Halflife2 for a hour then build a small raft and set sail.

What if you could control gravity.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Andrew Ryan on April 01, 2008, 05:10:57 pm
Another Necro-bump!!! EVIL!!!

Oh and I would destroy the universe.

What if you suddenly couldn't talk?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Clockwerk on April 01, 2008, 05:48:38 pm
I would learn sigh language.

What if WWIII suddleny breaks out between China and Russia and you were the Leader of France?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Com on April 01, 2008, 10:05:42 pm

preemptively surrender

What if you leg suddenly fell off while dancing to polka music?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Yuu on April 01, 2008, 11:58:30 pm
I would pick it up and reattach it to my body.


What if Spore was a lie? (Please don't kill me.)
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: gutwrencher89 on April 02, 2008, 03:13:36 am
I'd move on and find another game to be obsessed about... but there would be a few minutes where I was inconsolable.

You're standing on a landmine in Vietnam.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: The Time Traveller on April 02, 2008, 05:49:07 am
I'd explode.

Your arms and legs are tied to a rotating metal stick moving closer to a rotating sawblade, next to which is a cannon that randomly shoots cannonballs.  Below you is a mile-wide crocodile pit.  You do not have anything except your own body.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Yuu on April 02, 2008, 06:17:54 am
I would break free using my telekinetic powers.

You are to spend a hundred days reliving the 1st of April and everyone's out to get you.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Veraal on April 02, 2008, 07:31:45 am
i would lock the door, and hang myself in desperation.

What if you had all the children candy in the world!!
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Doctor Z on April 02, 2008, 08:49:55 am
I'd do strange this to the children candy. Strange things indeed.

You are Hitler.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Veraal on April 02, 2008, 02:05:42 pm
I'd start a snow shoveling business. IN HELL.

You are mario.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Kaizer on April 02, 2008, 02:12:56 pm
I'd Crush the goombas heads in

The world is turned into a giant pie
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: blitzonator on April 02, 2008, 02:53:19 pm
Anthrax is good for you.

You meet Death.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Plank of Wood on April 02, 2008, 02:58:40 pm
I die


You are travelling through the infinity of space, you stop and ask for directions, but the guy has no face or something. You sharply swerve away from The Scary Door.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Neoskel on April 02, 2008, 08:27:19 pm
I yell "I find your lack of face disturbing" back at the guy and keep going straight.

You are at a concert and it starts raining fish.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Yuu on April 03, 2008, 03:25:55 am
I would quickly prepare my makisu. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Makisu) I hope the fish in particular is tuna. :)


What if you saw the person in my avatar in real life?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Neoskel on April 03, 2008, 03:43:57 am
I yell "I find your lack of face disturbing" back at the guy and keep going straight.

 :P

A car pulls up in front of you and llamas start piling out of it like clowns.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: blitzonator on April 03, 2008, 10:05:43 am
Run Johnny, run like the wind!

You wake up in Auchwitz, 1942.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Doctor Z on April 03, 2008, 12:36:18 pm
Try to figure out why it's all about WW2 in this game, and why it's centered around the Nazis.


You meet Rasputin.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Kaizer on April 03, 2008, 12:49:06 pm
I choose you pikachu! Use thunder on wild Rasputin!

Theres a giant flaming snot monster rampaging in iraq!

Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Yuu on April 04, 2008, 01:46:32 am
I would use my mucokinetic powers to destroy it.


You are a character in HTF and Flippy is sitting right beside you. It is the 4th of July.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Blarg on April 04, 2008, 03:40:31 pm
I leave, for lack of information. THen I find a good deli and order a sammich.

Niel Diamond knocks on your door, says he's staying for about a week, and enters your house. WHAT DO YOU DO?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Veraal on April 04, 2008, 03:42:26 pm
i send him and the diamonds back to africa!
who the hell is Neil Diamond...?

You wake up to realize that you are in the same bed as Will Fright Wright!!

WHAT DO YOU DO?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: The Time Traveller on April 04, 2008, 03:44:03 pm
I tell him I ordered Spore, and to get out of my house.

You have a high powered rifle, but you are in a tornadoe!
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Doctor Z on April 04, 2008, 03:47:17 pm
I sex him up!!

Ooop... Er... I sex the TORNADO UP!

You find a nymphomaniac tornado.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: The Time Traveller on April 04, 2008, 03:48:58 pm
I wonder what the heck that is.

You can either have Spore, or Spore with one modification that you don't know whether is for the better or worse.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Flamester_ on April 04, 2008, 04:01:43 pm
Regular old spore.

You are in a cave, there is a dragon looking hungrily at you.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Neoskel on April 04, 2008, 05:01:09 pm
Order pizza.

You are sitting at your computer and the internet a splodes.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Kaizer on April 04, 2008, 05:25:19 pm
retrieve my cash from my if the internets asplode insurance

THEY ALL CALLED ME FOOLS BUT WHOS THE FOOL NOW!!!




You awake in a room made entirely of crack, you can hear voices beyond your prison.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Doctor Z on April 04, 2008, 05:34:38 pm
I breathe.  ;)

You meet the greatest man who ever lived. Bob Barker.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: The Time Traveller on April 04, 2008, 05:53:48 pm
I say, "You're not Will Wright!"

You have a Portal gun and are locked in an empty room with no escape, and need to find ways to entertain yourself before you starve to death.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Kaizer on April 04, 2008, 06:09:05 pm
fire the portal gun into my stomach and then on the wall to see what happens


Giant enemy crab appears!
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Andrew Ryan on April 04, 2008, 06:30:08 pm
I hit it's weak point for massive damage!

You find a bottle of ADAM and a ticket to Rapture.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Yuu on April 04, 2008, 07:45:01 pm
I will kindly board a plane and kindly rig it with explosives then kindly detonate them all so I could kindly crash-land on a mysterious lighthouse. Afterwards, I would kindly enter it and kindly save all the little-sisters so I could kindly have a kind and loving family.


You receive an authentic DeathNote.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Kaizer on April 04, 2008, 07:46:30 pm
I burn it in the fire since I dont care about a crappy notebook for emos


You find out his power level is OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Andrew Ryan on April 04, 2008, 08:01:12 pm
I use ma handy-dandy nuke-in-a-can which has a power level of OVER 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999!!!

You have a gun and two people in front of you. One is a sickly old man that has a life insurance policy of 500 billion dollars that goes directly to you even if you kill him. The other is your wife and is 8 months pregnant with you first child. You have to shot one of them or else you all die. Which one do you kill.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Doctor Z on April 04, 2008, 09:16:43 pm
Old guy. He's gonna die, I need the money for the kid. Win-win!

You crash-land on a mysterious island with an Iraqi, Doctor, pregnant girl, escaped convict, a heroin addicted rock-star, and a knife-slinging bald guy. Then you realize you just discovered the ability to transport yourself to the Land of Oz. What do you do with the fish?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Flamester_ on April 04, 2008, 10:06:51 pm
Eat it, Fish is good.

You find yourself in the middle tiberium field next to a Nod base.(If you dont know what theses are look em up)
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Andrew Ryan on April 04, 2008, 10:10:42 pm
I blow it up with my next-gen GDI explosives.  ;)

You find two dead aliens in a nearby cornfield. Alien 1# has on him a cure for AIDS, Alien 2# has a cure for global warming on him. You can only choose one. Which alien do you loot?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Neoskel on April 04, 2008, 10:14:30 pm
I ignore the aliens, grab their abandoned spaceship and get the heck off this stupid planet.  ;)

You wake up one day and find that your hair is as long as a football field.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Yuu on April 04, 2008, 11:13:34 pm
I would apply for the World Record and get lots of benefits. ;D


You are trapped in an asylum while being pursued by twelve chainsaw wielding butlers wearing smiley masks dipped in the blood of countless human children and puppies. Periodically, they will scream like they are in total pain. When they are nearing their prey, they will cry so loud that it strikes the heart of their victims and terrifies them more... The butlers become stealth while not moving.

As time passes, the asylum gets smaller and smaller, making escape more difficult. The twelve magical keys that are required to escape from the asylum are hidden behind the smiley masks of each butler. The masks are welded to their faces, making extraction of the keys virtually impossible.

There is a safe room in the asylum, the cafeteria. They can't get in, or so it seems. Unfortunately, the food supply is getting low, only two bottles of beer, one box of cereal and two loaves of bread remain. Even though it is a safe room, it is not totally clean. The entire room is covered in a dense layer of rotting cheese and blood drips from the ceiling for no obvious reason. Every night, a loud scream can be heard from the floor above. The scream is accompanied by merry laughter similar to the butlers' voices and the sound of a meat grinder which seems to periodically halt. In the morning, a fresh bag of meat is always found in the center of the room, it tastes like chicken, but it is not chicken, it is different. A note is always found tied to the bag of meat. It says "You look so cute when you're asleep. Do your best to get the keys from us, okay?" After reading this, a loud moan is always heard from outside the cafeteria.

What would you do?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Doctor Z on April 04, 2008, 11:18:34 pm
Rape the butlers, kill them, and steal their keys.

You are god.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Kaizer on April 05, 2008, 06:03:33 am
Do what I always do in "I am god" scenarios
KILL THE MASSES!!!!!!!!!


Theres a active hand grenade in your soup
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Yuu on April 05, 2008, 06:11:19 am
I will diffuse it with my AWESOMENESS.


You see a limon.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Frolly on June 08, 2008, 03:10:31 am
Make Limonade!

You find the legendary Mewtwo and throw your Master Ball at it but it just hits it back to with a tennis racket and calls you a noob
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Veraal on June 08, 2008, 06:06:41 am
go to rehab.

You find a Jalapeņo on a stik.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: The Time Traveller on June 08, 2008, 09:51:32 am
Fling it at someone.
You turn into a giant fly in a teleporter accident.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: martyk on June 08, 2008, 09:56:38 am
Terrorize Tokyo!

You have a ham sammich for lunch.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Flamester_ on June 08, 2008, 10:50:52 am
I eat it.

Also,(http://static3.filefront.com/images/personal/f/Flamester/83105/kzwpgecnhd.jpg)

You find zombies outside your house, 98% of the population of your city.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Doctor Z on June 08, 2008, 11:36:48 am
Say "**** it" and infect yourself.


You are a zombie. You have a working brain. You are exactly as you are now.... only zombie.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Veraal on June 08, 2008, 02:21:12 pm
/eat self

your life is in ruins, all that you hoped to become is but a distant dream now, you are depressed, you don't care about your friends anymore because they are not interresting, you do nothing but sit at home and lurk.

what do you do?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Gungnir on June 08, 2008, 02:46:32 pm
Buy hundreds of dollars worth of jellybeans after selling some of my stuff. Eat all of them in one sitting.

You find solanum (zombie virus). You can either infect no one, or your worst enemy (who is currently in china). Your worst enemy has tormented you since you were 6, framing you, and at some points even torturing you.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Veraal on June 08, 2008, 03:36:26 pm
infect him. then move to space station in orbit.

you are sam fisher, what to do?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Frolly on June 08, 2008, 03:43:57 pm

Infiltrate Maxis and steal an early copy of Spore

You are about to pick up your date for the highs cool prom but as you wait in the car you realize your bladder has failed you.

Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Veraal on June 08, 2008, 04:23:07 pm
puke to make things better. then eat my date.

the year is 2005, right after the video done by will on SPORE, you recieve a cd in your mailbox. after installing its contents, it turns out it is SPORE. what do you do?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: The Time Traveller on June 08, 2008, 05:25:49 pm
Smash it.  I don't want a buggy, scripted Spore.  I want a full Spore when it finally comes out.
You are sitting in a white room.  There are no exits and the walls are indestructable.  There is nothing in the room but you and you discover that you are immortal.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Gungnir on June 08, 2008, 05:37:03 pm
I wait.

You wake up to find that you have a chance to redo the worst day of your life. What would you change?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: The Time Traveller on June 08, 2008, 05:38:41 pm
I don't follow her obsessively until she tells the teacher I'm stalking her.

You have a chance to relive the best day of your life and do something different in hopes of making it better.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Yuu on June 08, 2008, 05:44:53 pm
I'll establish a computer-operated NWO!


The year is 2007 and you are inside a hotel room with Will Wright! What fo you do to him?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Andrew Ryan on June 08, 2008, 05:48:44 pm
I hold him hostage and blackmail EA for... ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!!

You find yourself in a horribly cliche Hollywood movie situation where you have to disarm a nuclear bomb by cutting either the red or the blue wire. You have a total of 10 seconds left before the bomb explodes and destroys us all. Which wire do you cut?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Neoskel on June 08, 2008, 06:12:13 pm
I cut the wire which defuses the bomb.  ;)

You are a bomb. Someone is about to cut the wire which will defuse you, effectively 'killing' you. What do you do?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: The Time Traveller on June 08, 2008, 06:16:13 pm
I blow up early.

You are a pair of scissors.  Someone is about to use you to cut a fuse on a bomb, causing your mouth to taste the terrible taste of cut wire and be electrocuted.  What do you do?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Yuu on June 08, 2008, 06:23:35 pm
               I still proceed with cutting the fuse. Afterwards, I stab the person diffusing the bomb and get all the credit, becoming a national hero and making my name a household name. ;)


               The universe ended and it really was created by a truly omnipotent, omniscient and omni-benevolent being that explained to you in full context how and why his rule is completely just and righteous and that it can be explained in a very logical manner that there is no excuse for doubt. It made perfect sense to you that you now feel that you are a massive fool for doubting it in the first place and you are given a chance to redeem yourself.

               What do you do?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Doctor Z on June 08, 2008, 06:51:06 pm
I tell him I'm a complete douche, which is why I still don't believe in him. ;)

You take over the world with your mind control powers. Because of this, you have the ability to make humanity follow one course and achieve whatever you wish it to. What do you make humanity work on?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Cow on June 08, 2008, 07:01:03 pm
Immortality. And then make them sterilize themselves.

You can kill any five people in history, but have only one chance to take back one of your choices. Who do you kill?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Andrew Ryan on June 08, 2008, 07:14:12 pm
Joseph Stalin,Adolf Hitler, Bill O'Riley, Attila the Hun, and Octavius Caesar.

You find yourself in another horribly cliche Hollywood movie situation where you are chained down to the floor of a room and your only way out is a nearby hacksaw and a whole lot of blood and pain. You have only a couple days before you die of thirst. What do you do?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Yuu on June 08, 2008, 07:28:53 pm
I'll call for help.


Everyone around you is an idiot who really likes to insult your philosophies. You have a chainsaw, what will you do?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Gungnir on June 08, 2008, 07:37:44 pm
I put down the chainsaw. I try to calm myself down, and possibly wait for some kind of official to intervene if I have a major problem.

You're given 3 plates. One has a hotdog, another, a hamburger, and the other, three pickles.

Which do you eat? One is poisoned.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Andrew Ryan on June 08, 2008, 07:39:42 pm
I eat none of them and instead pick up some chinese take-out.

You have a button. Do you press it or not?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Frolly on June 08, 2008, 07:41:27 pm
No, I get someone else to press it.

Jorge Lucas wants you to direct the new Star Wars film, the Rise of the Ewoks
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Andrew Ryan on June 08, 2008, 07:42:19 pm
I say no.

You have a choice. Do you choose the impossable?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Neoskel on June 08, 2008, 07:43:17 pm
No, I get someone else to press it.

Jorge Lucas wants you to direct the new Star Wars film, the Rise of the Ewoks
I report Jorge to Lucasarts for copyright infringement.

George Lucas wants you to direct the new Star Wars film, the Rise of the Ewoks.  ;)

Also, that was me choosing the impossible. So no i don't choose the impossable.  :P
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Gungnir on June 08, 2008, 07:44:10 pm
I choose not to choose.

You can either read a book, watch the food channel, or play Barbie: Horse Adventures. Which do you choose?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Neoskel on June 08, 2008, 07:44:58 pm
Dern speed posters. *shakes fist*

And i fetch my stack of novels.

You realize that the world you live in isn't real, you're just in a computer. But it's not the Matrix, it's Spore. And the user is about to do some drastic changes to you in the creature editor, what do you do?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Andrew Ryan on June 08, 2008, 07:46:32 pm
Read a book. A really boring book!

You are on a game show where for every number you say you get one dollar. You need 10 million dollars in order to finance your dreams of building a bowling alley and you only have 30 minutes to counta s much as possible. What do you do?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Frolly on June 08, 2008, 07:54:53 pm
You realize that the world you live in isn't real, you're just in a computer. But it's not the Matrix, it's Spore. And the user is about to do some drastic changes to you in the creature editor, what do you do?
Take the blue pill

You awake in a desert with nothing but a full body suit made of leather.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Andrew Ryan on June 08, 2008, 08:01:43 pm
Run of screaming in the direction of the sun.

You have a gun and you are in front of the person or thing you have hated all your life. Do you shot it and kill it or not?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: The Time Traveller on June 08, 2008, 08:13:56 pm
I beat them to death with the handle  ;D.
You are suddenly teleported to Hiroshima 5 minutes before the bomb is dropped.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Andrew Ryan on June 08, 2008, 08:15:57 pm
I would steal a car and drive like a maniac.

You have a phone where you can make one, and only one, phone call to god himself. What do you ask or tell him.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Frolly on June 08, 2008, 08:17:41 pm
Sorry, wrong number.

You can call Satan once and only once. What do you say/tell him?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Andrew Ryan on June 08, 2008, 08:18:58 pm
Go to hell! Budum-tish!

You are god for one day. What do you do?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Flamester_ on June 08, 2008, 08:29:30 pm
Stop time in the universe that I am god, effectively making me god forever then make a copy of the universe, still being god.

The year is 2012, You find yourself staring down the eye of infinity, what do you do?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Frolly on June 08, 2008, 08:34:08 pm
/Spit

You find out that the new silent hill game is not being developed by the great Japanese(?) team that had made all the other previous ones, but instead is being produced by an American development team.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Andrew Ryan on June 08, 2008, 09:02:50 pm
You hope that they include with it a free stack of cash.

You find a penny. Do you pick it up and all the day have good luck?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Flamester_ on June 08, 2008, 09:22:26 pm
I pick it up my day goes as follows.

My lottery ticket win whilst  saving the alienware's CEO's life and he promises to get me the best machine they build, and my isp company draws a new "never pay for high speed internet again" competition with my name on the draw.

You find yourself thrown 2000 years into the future, earth has been abandoned for 500 years, what do you do?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Yuu on June 08, 2008, 10:11:59 pm
Train most of the local animals, mostly primates, into extremely loyal workers that would build a rocket for me so I could get to the nearest human settlement.


You are given the chance to create a portal through time and space. You can only do this once. What do you do with the power?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Frolly on June 08, 2008, 10:18:02 pm
/spit

You stand before two guards that are blocking the way to your enemies kingdom. They dont know you are their enemy. You want to ask them to tell you where the secret entrance is to get into the kingdom. You know for sure that one of them always lies and the other always tells the truth. What do you do?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Andrew Ryan on June 08, 2008, 10:57:33 pm
Pull out a gun and threaten them both to give me the location of the secret entrences to the kingdom I then travel to each one and discover which one leads into the kingdom. I then go in and profit!

You find a giant death ray. You may destroy one place or thing in the entire universe. Where or what is it?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Flamester_ on June 08, 2008, 11:03:58 pm
I would destroy my mortality.

You wake up and find yourself in a book, what book is it and what do you do?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Yuu on June 08, 2008, 11:14:56 pm
Winnie the Pooh! I'm gonna get myself some honey! ;D


You get two fairy godparents who will grant any wish you want.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Frolly on June 08, 2008, 11:18:14 pm
I wish to start an awesome web-comic with Mae centered around his Russian cubes and my American spheres.

You wake up in your apartment and find that your door is sealed shut by a number of chains and lock. Your windows are all sealed and ubreakable as well. You try and bang on the door and call for help but it seems no one can hear you no matter how much noise you make. you start recieving a series of letters slide under your door. After a while you head to the washroom and find a huge gaping hole in the wall.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Yuu on June 08, 2008, 11:23:39 pm
I insert my codebreaker into my PS2 so I could survive the entire gruesome ordeal unscathed.


You are inside a tunnel, in the end is a giant boss that you cannot defeat, unless you cut the rope.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Flamester_ on June 08, 2008, 11:30:01 pm
I grab a torch jump up the platforms and burn the rope holding the giant chandler above the monster and receive a awesome song.

You are said monster.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Neoskel on June 08, 2008, 11:31:14 pm
/Spit?

You is stuck in lolcat world. Wut does you do?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Frolly on June 08, 2008, 11:37:24 pm
/Uninstall life

You are using the washroom while you are having a formal dinner with your finance and her parents at their house. You finish up your number 2 and reach for the toilet paper. To your dismay you find that it is an empty roll. You look around the bathroom and find no refills or other type of tissues to use. What do you do?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Yuu on June 09, 2008, 01:07:36 am
I'll use the one that I usually bring with me when I go out just in case there's an emergency.


You are face to face with Xaldin and the only stuff that you have with you is a can of beer and a wooden sign.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Frolly on June 09, 2008, 05:25:22 am
Stealth... Ambush! eviscerate! Vanish!

A kidnapper is about to make you drink a bottle of Coke, followed by a full pack of Mentos
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Andrew Ryan on June 09, 2008, 06:37:18 am
Drink the coke anyway, since it's been proven that coke and mentos won't make you explode. I know, I'm no fun..

You find ye flask but somehow you cannot get ye flask. Why cannot you get ye flask?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Cow on June 09, 2008, 11:17:59 am
I haven't any arms!

You can pimpslap any daytime talkshow host of your choosing, thus leaving a mark that will let all know of your "pimpness". Who do you slap?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Kaizer on June 09, 2008, 12:11:24 pm
oprah winfrey cuz shes fat



A level 4 zombie outbreak has begun your hideout is surrounded by 70,000 zombies. their is no escape only some gas, lighters, and a .20 rimshot pistol with 13 bullets left
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Andrew Ryan on June 09, 2008, 03:46:28 pm
I magically turn in Macgyver and turn that gas, lighters, pistol, and bullets into a jet plane, miraculously escaping a hopeless and deadly situation.

You have to kill at least one person on earth, theirs only one catch... He has to be someone you like or love! Who do you shot?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: The Time Traveller on June 09, 2008, 04:20:34 pm
I shoot George Bush.  Despite me liking him as a president, I'd probably get praise from my friends for it.

You can fly.  What do you do?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Doctor Z on June 09, 2008, 04:30:48 pm
I take George Bush up into the atmosphere. And DROP HIM! MWUAHAHAHAH


You eat a pie. What color is the filling?!!?!?!?!?!??!
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Andrew Ryan on June 09, 2008, 04:34:25 pm
Red, the color of the mockingbirds baked in the pie!

You find Atlas holding the world on his shoulders. He looks like he's in extreme pain and offer to hold the world for him. However, he refuses to give it to you. Convince Atlas to hand over the world.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Holiace on June 09, 2008, 05:56:36 pm
Hey Atlas, there's a book you should read, it's called "the world is not flat".

You can all of a sudden NOT walk, what do you do?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Neoskel on June 09, 2008, 06:08:01 pm
Fly, of course.  ;)

You sprout wings from your eyebrows, what do you do?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Doctor Z on June 09, 2008, 06:10:07 pm
Act surprised then angry really really fast.



You find a coat, a really NICE coat, with the insignia of the group that you hate the most in the pocket. You can't get rid of it, but you can't see it. What do you do with this coat.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Andrew Ryan on June 09, 2008, 09:37:50 pm
Since I AM a tailor, I'll simply take out the insignia using my L33T clothing skillz.

You have only one day to live. Which family/friends would you spend time with before you kick the bucket?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: SBD on June 10, 2008, 04:09:31 am
None, I try to screw as many hotties as possible.

You are the only passenger in a small aircraft, both the pilot and the engine die.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Cow on June 10, 2008, 11:50:57 am
I'd either take the parachute, try to crash land the plane, or panic.

You can change one thing about the world situation. What do you do?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Andrew Ryan on June 10, 2008, 03:51:27 pm
No oil in the middle east.

You find a magical mushroom. Do you eat it for it's l77t affects or throw it away for the negative harm it will eventually cause you.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Kaizer on June 10, 2008, 05:20:53 pm
I put it in a box and give it to a person I hate saying its candy when actually its laced with rat poisen


A giant space colony is falling towards earth and their is no escape!
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: The Time Traveller on June 10, 2008, 06:38:29 pm
Shoot the Space Colony with my NERF gun.

You are in control of all the world's nukes and are living with your family in a pod in Africa.  Someone is holding a gun to your mother's head and is telling you to nuke America.  This would kill everyone who lives in America.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Doctor Z on June 10, 2008, 06:44:11 pm
I'd do it even if they were saying NOT to nuke America!

You are in America as I am nuking it. What do you do in the few minutes you have left?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: The Time Traveller on June 10, 2008, 06:44:47 pm
I go online and rickroll somebody.

You are dead.  What do you do?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Doctor Z on June 10, 2008, 06:46:52 pm
I be dead.

You are reincarnated as a turkey. What do you DO?!
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: The Time Traveller on June 10, 2008, 06:49:12 pm
I am cooked.

You are a cooked turkey, what do you do?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Flamester_ on June 10, 2008, 11:47:08 pm
Go back in time and kill the guy that nuked America and caused all this.

You are God.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Yuu on June 11, 2008, 05:38:47 am
I'll take over Morgan Freeman's role and play it better than he does. As in BETTERER!!! Mwuahahaha!


You are a cow that will be sent to the slaughterhouse and slaughtered alive and without anesthesia. Oh, and the country is filled with wolves the size of SUVs.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Doctor Z on June 11, 2008, 08:46:22 am
Become sentient and shoot myself in the head.


You are Satan's boytoy. And you LIKE it.

But some ******* broke you out of hell, and now you want back in.


HOW DO YOU DO THIS IMPOSSIBLE TASK!?

Oh, btw, in this version of hell, dying by any means after you get out of hell sends you right back up to heaven/earth.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Andrew Ryan on June 11, 2008, 10:16:38 pm
**** it and accept Jesus as your savior.

You find youself thrown out of your apartment flat and you ex is throwing stuff out the window. One of them is your new +5,000$ plus LCD flat screen TV, the other is your prized collection of rare glass from around the world, and the last one is your computer... but it has a cure for cancer in it's harddrive! All three are thrown at once and you may only catch one. Which treasure items do you catch.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Yuu on June 12, 2008, 06:49:12 am
               Catch the Hard Drive! I'd make millions billions off of it! ;D Fame, fortune and the Nobel Prize! Not to mention that I'd gain quite a bit of influence.

               I am gonna force you to play Extreme ChessTM, as in every time one of your troops get eaten, you'll be forced to play one round of Russian Roulette.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Kaizer on June 12, 2008, 12:52:07 pm
I am a chess master so I beat you easily and you die.

Your pregnant with Yuu's babies...all 289 of them....keep it in your pants yuu
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Doctor Z on June 12, 2008, 12:54:20 pm
Mass Abortion.

You are the doctor who has to abort 289 babies. In one person.

What is your reaction?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Kaizer on June 12, 2008, 12:55:29 pm
More baby fetus' for that dude that played superman!


Your sucked into a videogame of your choice
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: emmet on June 12, 2008, 02:28:49 pm
Continue my life in sims 2.

DEATH IS ALL AROUND YOU!!
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Doctor Z on June 12, 2008, 02:30:44 pm
Shake his hand and promptly cease to live.

YOU ARE SATAN!
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Gungnir on June 12, 2008, 03:07:36 pm
I make DoctorZ my boytoy.  :D

You can upgrade one aspect of your computer, or buy 2 accessories (sound/mouse/keyboard/joystick, etc.). What do you upgrade/buy?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Andrew Ryan on June 12, 2008, 03:26:24 pm
My moniter and motherboard.

You have OVER NINE-THOUSAND pretzels. You must eat every single one of them in 3 minutes or you will die for no apperent reason other than to give this situation some meaning. What do you do?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Gungnir on June 12, 2008, 03:35:16 pm
Grind them up. Eat the powder as quickly as possible. Hope I don't die from the pretzels.

You have a huge (3 cubic meters) piece of soft wax. What do you do with it?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Doctor Z on June 12, 2008, 03:38:18 pm
Made a sex-doll.

You have a soft-wax sex doll.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Brandonazz on June 12, 2008, 04:45:59 pm
I invite a friend over, leave the two alone, and turn up the thermostat to more than one hundred Fahrenheit.

You have just woken up at the age of eighty years.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Kaizer on June 12, 2008, 04:58:15 pm
Freeze myself in cryo till they invent the re age machine which makes you whatever age you want


A dude steals your clothing...all of it. in the middle of a busy street
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: martyk on June 12, 2008, 05:03:04 pm
Chase him down and break his kneecaps.  Redress myself, dust myself off and casually stroll away.

You're on fire!  What do you do!?  WHAT DO YOU DO!?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Kaizer on June 12, 2008, 05:11:09 pm
STOP! look both ways, then cross the street.


You have been eated by a bar
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Andrew Ryan on June 12, 2008, 05:57:59 pm
I walk out of the bar because bars have doors. Besides, I didn't like alcohol anyway. :P

You find the Holy Grail! What do you do with it?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Orly on June 12, 2008, 09:14:33 pm
give it to Maxis so they make a grillion expansions to spoe/spore 2,3,4,5,6...

you find yourself next to a door in Maxis' offices. you sense that the Wumpus is in there. what do you do?

Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Andrew Ryan on June 12, 2008, 10:22:36 pm
Tell the police.

You are in another cliche Hollywood movie scenario! This time you are fighting a WWI tank, about 300 Nazi soldiers with machine guns and the like, another 100 Arab mercanaries armed with guns and swords, and you only have a whip, a pistol, and a cool leather jacket and hat. How do you defeat all these baddies so you can rescue your father and your mentor from a local museum? 
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Frolly on June 12, 2008, 10:36:16 pm
/god

You are walking through some fields when storm clouds quickly form around you. Drowning in rain, you trudge your way home. A few moments pass when you notice a figure sprinting towards you on the horizon. To your utter disbelieve you realize its Samus Aran! as she nears your position, you notice she is looking past you at someone else. You turn around and nearly crap your pants as you see Master Chief running towards Samus. As they near each other you realize they are about to engage in epic battle with you in the crossfire! What do you do?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Yuu on June 13, 2008, 01:09:50 am
Take down both of them with my awesome fighting skillz.


You are challenged by Bill Gates to a ten rounds of Russian Roulette. If you win, you will become his heir. What do you do?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Orly on June 13, 2008, 06:30:28 am
cheat, take out all the bullets.

you are in a movie theater, but then out of nowhere aliens invade! only you badass self could take them on! what do you do?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Andrew Ryan on June 13, 2008, 08:39:10 am
/Johnclaudevandame

You find a city floating in the clouds! What do you do with it?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: The Time Traveller on June 13, 2008, 08:40:17 am
Report it to the government and get a big-ass check.
You have a big-ass check, what do you buy (Presume it's around twenty to forty quadrillion dollars)?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Andrew Ryan on June 13, 2008, 08:44:53 am
Buy the world!

You have the world! What do you do with it?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: The Time Traveller on June 13, 2008, 08:46:17 am
I rule over it.  And finally get that girl who I got in trouble for stalking.

You finally have that girl you got in trouble for stalking.  What do you do with her (Presume that there is some sort of camera watching you that will explode if you do anything NSFW and destroy the world)?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Frolly on June 13, 2008, 05:15:02 pm
Play board games!

You have the chance to find out everything there is to know about the universe and its creator. If you accept though, your mind will not be able to take it all in and you will die in a few days.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Andrew Ryan on June 13, 2008, 05:53:09 pm
Accepted! Then blog about all of it so that the world has the information!

You find youself in an alternate dimension! What do you do?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Orly on June 14, 2008, 09:47:37 am
abuse the physics of that dimension, and kick you annoying relatives into the purple atmospher

a (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1c/Rockett.jpg) appeared! what do you do?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Andrew Ryan on June 14, 2008, 01:29:34 pm
Blow it up! Explosives solve everything!

You find a rock. What do you do with it?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Frolly on June 14, 2008, 01:30:58 pm
Throw it through a window.

You are a chess piece!!!!
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Orly on June 14, 2008, 01:57:08 pm
move to C3. check.

You wake up, only to find that the last few years have been a dream! Spore isn't coming out for years! what do you do?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Frolly on June 14, 2008, 03:24:28 pm
move to C3. check.

You wake up, only to find that the last few years have been a dream! Spore isn't coming out for years! what do you do?
Move on.

You awake one morning and find that Spore Creature Creature has been leaked over the internet! What do you do?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Andrew Ryan on June 14, 2008, 06:35:29 pm
Download it off Pirate Bay! Hint, hint.

You find that a diagram for a cheap way to make fissionable uranium has been leaked over the internet. What do you do?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Flamester_ on June 15, 2008, 12:10:19 am
Sell it to the government for BIG MONEY!

You have 18,080 posts and no life what do you do?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Andrew Ryan on June 15, 2008, 02:19:30 am
I would tell Patman33 to get a life! Oh shoot, did I say that out loud.  :-X

You have encured the wrath of a moderator for posting something about him in the forum. He is so pissed off that he wants to ban you. How do you convince him not to ban you.

Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Kaizer on June 15, 2008, 10:23:45 am
ask him for A/S/L

You wake up inside a giant cocoon and you hear spiders all around you
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Orly on June 15, 2008, 12:46:39 pm
Lucky you sleep with a flamethrower under your pillow!

You find out that your girlfriend is actually your cousin. What do you do?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Andrew Ryan on June 15, 2008, 12:50:58 pm
Kill her to cover up your mistake and hope the police don't find out.

You have killed your girlfriend with an oar when out rowing on a lake. You now feel compelled to write a book about it. What do you title it?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: ElemenoP on June 15, 2008, 12:58:46 pm
"If I Did It"

You are Oj Simpson.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Orly on June 16, 2008, 06:27:03 am
you sue the idiot who used my title in his book!

you are in court. the defendant: abraham lincoln and his laywer(s), the Monkees. your lawyer: Hitler. You may have a slight advantage in that the Monkees have no legal experience, but everyone hates hitler, so you are even split. what do you do?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Flamester_ on June 16, 2008, 08:10:58 am
Kill Hitler.
The publicity would make me a hero!

You find a magic shoe.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Ultramarine on June 16, 2008, 09:24:51 am
The magic shoe leads you back in time to when Kennedy's assassination takes place.
You have the gunman(s?) in your sight, a sniper rifle forms from hammer space inside of the shoe.

You're in an alley where you have the perfect shot, but the public including FBI is in the area.

What do you do?

FYI, first time with this so expect it to be a little lacking in imagination.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: ElemenoP on June 16, 2008, 12:12:12 pm
Ummm...shoot the shooter and point out the high-powered rifle laying at his feet?

You are skydiving. You jump out and pull the cord, but it fails. As does your reserve. What now?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Ultramarine on June 16, 2008, 12:43:54 pm
Maneuver yourself into one of the irrigation lakes in a plantaion field.

The lakes current flows into a sewer area.
In the sewer underground there are three pipes, one marked with a yellow light, red, and blue following.
Which pipe do you go through?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Orly on June 17, 2008, 07:18:18 am
Blue

you are now flowing down the blue-tube, as your worst nightmares come to life around you, the flow of sewage stops and you are alone, with the hordes of the id hungry for your flesh...
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Yuu on June 19, 2008, 05:37:47 am
/chainsaw


You just killed all of the zombies. But now The Patriots are going to hunt you down because you just found out about their little project down in the sewers.

A strange man wearing a black coat suddenly appears in font of you and he gives you a Desert Eagle. He then takes out of his pocket an MP40 and a bandanna. He asks you to take one of the two. Which do you take?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Orly on June 19, 2008, 12:16:30 pm
bandana

suddenly, will wright appears in a cloud and gives you a advance copy of spore. do you leak it?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Mae on June 19, 2008, 01:06:31 pm
Hell yea.

If you could fly or turn invisible, which would you pick?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Andrew Ryan on June 19, 2008, 02:58:35 pm
Fly

You want to kill Hitler. How do you do it?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Orly on June 19, 2008, 05:15:30 pm
jump out of a plane, bang your head on the plane door, and accidentally drop your gun on his head (WARNING: requires a heck of alot of luck!)

you have killed hitler! 50 XP gained!
...
You have leveled up! what power do you chose?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Andrew Ryan on June 19, 2008, 06:03:50 pm
Kill Hitler!

You find yourself in a can of worms. What do you do?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Jagon on June 19, 2008, 06:15:55 pm
eat them all


How do you get out of the can?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Yuu on June 19, 2008, 06:54:08 pm
/Gurren Lagann


You have a robot as big as an entire galaxy. What do you do with it?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Orly on June 20, 2008, 06:29:11 am
make it into a transformer!!!

you now have a galaxy sized transformer. what do you do?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Andrew Ryan on June 20, 2008, 07:31:15 am
Destroy Megatron!

You have destroyed Megaton. What do you do?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Veraal on June 20, 2008, 05:16:48 pm
stay off the drugs.

You have discovered the ability to fly, what do you do?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Andrew Ryan on June 20, 2008, 05:23:35 pm
Fly into Afghanistan/Pakistan with gun, find Osama Bin Laden... /capintheass

You have the ability to change the world. What do you change?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Veraal on June 20, 2008, 05:24:44 pm
i'll make a nice pond in my back yard.

you have discovered the ability to dig a hole underground, what do you do??!
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Andrew Ryan on June 20, 2008, 05:27:26 pm
Dig to China and say hello.

You find yourself in China with no way of escape. What do you do?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Orly on June 21, 2008, 02:09:37 pm
Hope for the best

you are able to grant three ducks for anyone. who for?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Veraal on June 21, 2008, 03:23:15 pm
a guy who is just about to recieve three shots to the head.

you are ben croshaw, what do you do?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Andrew Ryan on June 21, 2008, 05:26:36 pm
/don'tcare

You find a message in a bottle. What does it read?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Orly on June 21, 2008, 05:45:35 pm
"You owe me $20. Pay up."

You decide to not pay the twenty. but then you find out that the writer of the message is the biggest mafia don in the country. You now have a large amount of machine-gun wielding guys down you throat. Where do you hide?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Andrew Ryan on June 21, 2008, 07:09:38 pm
In an alternate dimension.

Unfortunately, the Mafia Don and his cronies have followed you into the alternate dimension. You must pay the 20 bucks now or die. What do you do?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: The Time Traveller on June 21, 2008, 07:20:43 pm
Learn that the alternate universe is a sea of 20 dollar bills, take one, and give it to them.

A mafia don is attempting to steal an alternate universe of 20 dollar bills, what do you do to steal it back?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Doctor Z on June 21, 2008, 07:24:33 pm
BURN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!!!!

You have just committed genocide on a universal scale. Granted, it was inhabited by 20 dollar bills, but that's not the matter.

The God(s) are ROYALLY pissed off at you.

What do you do?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Yuu on June 21, 2008, 09:59:23 pm
/die


YOU ARE DEAD
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Andrew Ryan on June 22, 2008, 01:33:01 am
/jesustime

You are now Jesus and have just found out it is the second coming. Unfortunately it appears you have been resurrected in SOVIET RUSSIA  and the military is now holding you hostage for the good of the motherland. What do you do to escape?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Haseri on June 22, 2008, 08:15:32 am
Get daddy dearest to lay a Deus Ex Machina on their arses. Then say "Hows that for an opiate of the masses, Comrade?"

You wake up to find yourself in a reality where everything is minifigure LEGO style. Books have no pages. Computers stay on one screen. The latest Indiana Jones movie had a river chase scene with the Russians. Women have paited on breasts. And their are surprisingly few of them. What's the first thing you do?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Andrew Ryan on June 22, 2008, 10:54:28 am
Rob the bank of all it's bricks!

You have a soda. Do you drink it?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Kaizer on June 22, 2008, 02:54:36 pm
Yes.

The soda set us up the bomb!
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Veraal on June 22, 2008, 03:02:51 pm
WHAT YOU SAY!!

You are Solid Snake.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Andrew Ryan on June 22, 2008, 06:33:33 pm
Steal the philosophers legacy ( I bet half of you none video game fans are going to be scratching your head on this one).

You now have.... ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!! What do you do with it?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: The Time Traveller on June 22, 2008, 06:35:26 pm
Spend them on a pile of leaves and count them.  69,105.

You have 69,105 leaves.  And were robbed blind.  What do you do?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Andrew Ryan on June 23, 2008, 10:40:30 pm
/rampage

This thread needs some more vitality. How do you give it more vitality?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Flamester_ on June 24, 2008, 07:28:41 am
Obey the new rule.

You must get ye flask.How do you get ye flask?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Andrew Ryan on June 24, 2008, 02:19:12 pm
Grab it.

You need to destroy earth. How do you do it?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: emmet on June 24, 2008, 03:46:04 pm
Tell some rednecks to go to the core of the earth with a bomb and blow up hell.

Suddenly - NUMBER 7!
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Andrew Ryan on July 08, 2008, 02:16:26 am
I solve the worlds problems.

You have a phonograph record of the last known Confederate Civil War vet. What is he saying?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Yuu on July 08, 2008, 03:33:22 am
"I is tellin' ya! Nothin' good'l come out of them city folks 'n their flyin' machines!"


I am Weasel!
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Glacies on July 18, 2008, 04:37:15 pm
Well, if I'm a weasel, I'll root through trash.

You discover a skunk is sleeping in your car and you're late for work.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Wonderful Lizard of Oz on July 18, 2008, 05:05:59 pm
Use my truck.
You discover a dead skunk in your truck, and your car has a live skunk.  You are late for work.  What do you do?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Andrew Ryan on July 18, 2008, 10:41:00 pm
Drive like hell and pray the boss doesn't notice the smell.

You can only do one thing and then you die. What do you do?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Kenobro on July 20, 2008, 02:14:38 pm
Bury myself.

A stranger walks up and offers a piece of cake. What do you do?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Ultramarine on July 20, 2008, 05:05:55 pm
Yell the cake is the truth and slam it in his face.

A hobo is found in your trunk and you don't know how he got there. The police show up over a anonymous 911 call and ask you questions, what do you tell them?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Kenobro on July 21, 2008, 05:15:46 am
He's homeless and he needs help and he is crazy and walked in there overnight.

You are about to die in 24 hours from a sickness, but there is no known cure. What do you do?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Yuu on July 26, 2008, 04:28:40 pm
Spread the love! >:D


Thou art going to be a zombeh!
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Flamester_ on September 24, 2008, 08:20:28 pm
Donate lots of blood. When they use it to help people that are going to die they will become zombies.
Spread the love.....


You are in a car going at 40mph, your going to crash into a wall in 3 seconds, in 3 seconds you will have accelerated to 88mph.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Kenobro on September 25, 2008, 04:29:38 pm
Pull the emergency brake at soonest moment.


Someone is dead. You killed that someone. You do not have a shovel or ground in which to bury, nor can you incinerate the body. What do you do?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Yuu on September 29, 2008, 06:41:37 am
I'll eat it whole! >:D

I'll drag it to the basement, submerge it in industrial strength acid, grind any remaining solids and then flush it all down the drain.

Afterward, I'll painstakingly remove any bit of evidence and then hypnotize myself into forgetting it.

Just as planned. 8)



I know where you live and I want to cuddle you... with a Zweihander. :-*
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Kenobro on September 29, 2008, 03:55:55 pm
I don't make any struggle attempt at all and welcome you with open arms.


You are being stalked by the guy next door(literally).  He won't leave you alone. You don't like him. You have no weapons. What do you do?
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Yuu on October 01, 2008, 12:52:58 am
I'll call him and ask him why so. And if I don't like what I hear, I'll call the cops.


You are an egg.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Flamester_ on October 01, 2008, 05:12:14 am
Google for a walk through of "An untitled story" as soon as I can.

You're in the apocalypse.
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Yuu on October 01, 2008, 07:50:05 am
I'll turn into a werewolf the size of an SUV.


You're in the Apocalypse tank.

And look, I have a nuke all ready for you. ;D
Title: Re: Scenario inserter
Post by: Kenobro on October 01, 2008, 12:19:18 pm
Suffocate myself.  Leaves less marks than nuke blast.

Everyone thinks you are weird. What do you do about it?  Weird can mean anything... Be creative!