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Title: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Sub on January 13, 2006, 08:55:29 pm
This is a fun little game that was on another forum I visit

One poster makes a wish, the next poster then corrupts that wish and makes his own wish.
For example:

Poster 1:  I wish I knew the meaning of life
Poster 2:  Granted but it turns out to be so mind numbingly weird that you spend the rest of your life wondering how the hell it could possibly be the meaning of life.

Than poster two would make a wish and the process would repeat.  I'll start it off

I wish I could read peoples mind.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Mr. Wizard on January 13, 2006, 09:01:34 pm
Wish Granted! *Hear's thoughts of Michael Jackson* Sub yells"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

I wish I had a UFO.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cobra on January 13, 2006, 09:21:46 pm
Granted but do to the nature of it being an Unidentified flying object you never Indentify it and therefore never know you have it.

I wish to be God.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Mr. Wizard on January 13, 2006, 09:37:35 pm
Wish Granted! *Warning PM, Email, voice messaging, text messages, harddrive and Answering machine are full of prayers, you have no time for playing games*
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cobra on January 13, 2006, 10:04:04 pm
Not granted you forgot to actully make a wish


I wish the next person will keep the game going by rememebr to make a wish.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Mr. Wizard on January 13, 2006, 10:09:24 pm
 *Ahem* :-[ Wish Granted. You get another post from me.   :D

I wish i never made mistakes.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Vivec on January 13, 2006, 11:45:30 pm
Granted, but only because you die.

I wish I was Santa Claus.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: MetallicDragon on January 14, 2006, 01:01:28 am
Granted, work your but off all year round to make sub-par toys for ingrateful little brats. Must also find ways to bend laws of physics.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Mr. Wizard on January 14, 2006, 01:05:34 am
HA! Im not alone! NO wish given!

I wish I had green eggs and ham.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: MetallicDragon on January 14, 2006, 01:09:09 am
OK, but you only get 2 molecules of them.

I wish I had wished last post.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Mr. Wizard on January 14, 2006, 01:12:44 am
Grant your own wish!

I wish for gaming steve to send all info on Spore he has to me!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Gauphastus on January 14, 2006, 01:26:21 am
Wish granted, but then he has to kill you.

I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish...
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on January 14, 2006, 02:30:53 am
Wish granted, but because it was a mutant fish it ate your leg the minute it came back to life.

I wish I had a new graphics and my PC would work properly.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Mr. Wizard on January 14, 2006, 02:33:23 am
New graphics and computer works, but it wont open the pod bay doors...     
(lol your post count was 666)

I wish I had the next poster's post count.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Kid Dogg on January 14, 2006, 06:13:02 am
Wish granted, but its not as big as it could have been.

I wish i was batman
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: 762 on January 14, 2006, 09:58:07 am
Alright, if you want to be a lame old fat guy whose only superpower is having a lot of money, then go ahead.

I wish I had a new shirt.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Pando on January 14, 2006, 10:00:40 am
Wish granted, but it is full of holes.

I wish I had a Lamborghini.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: 762 on January 14, 2006, 10:02:20 am
(http://216.55.190.32/idcow/products/mst2059.jpg)

I wish that this wish will remain uncorrupted
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Vivec on January 14, 2006, 10:55:18 am
Granted, but it was a lame wish so nothing really happened.

I wish I had a million dollars.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Pando on January 14, 2006, 11:01:13 am
Wish granted, but you had bad karma so it all blew away.

I wish I didn't have to do this project for school.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Vivec on January 14, 2006, 11:02:19 am
I don't need to grant that. You already don't have to do it. You'll just fail if you don't.

I wish my friends were home.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Pando on January 14, 2006, 11:11:17 am
Wish granted, they are home, but they are dead.


I wish I was in England.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on January 14, 2006, 11:34:30 am
Wish granted, but you are in a bad part of London in a "special" bar.

I wish I was back in Scotland, I love Scotland.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: LadyM on January 14, 2006, 12:33:22 pm
Granted but you are locked inside an old castle with no TV or Comuter or games for the next 20 years

I wish I could teleport
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Vivec on January 14, 2006, 12:35:43 pm
Granted, but you legs and arms teleport 30 seconds after your torso.

I wish I had a DS.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on January 14, 2006, 12:40:48 pm
Granted, but the only game available for it will be "Big Rigs over the road racing DS"

I wish I lived on the moon in a geodesic dome and had a robot maid like I was in a 1960's prediction of the future...
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Danzik on January 14, 2006, 01:03:07 pm
Granted, but you're a dust mite so really, that's not much fun at all.

I wish I could go to Africa with my friends.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: LadyM on January 14, 2006, 01:06:24 pm
Granted but when you get there, you get bit by a huge bug and are violently ill the whole time and unable to see anything because you can't leave your room.

I wish I had an elephant as a pet
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Aybraus on January 14, 2006, 01:08:33 pm
Granted, but *splat*

I wish I had 6pack abs.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on January 14, 2006, 01:14:25 pm
Granted, your thorax now consists of six aluminium cylinders containing the fermented pressings of grains and hops.

I wish I had 3 wishes

Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on January 14, 2006, 01:27:34 pm
Granted but you can only use them to wish for things you don't like.

I wish I had a new TV.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Psilontech on January 14, 2006, 02:20:38 pm
Granted. But sadly, the Mighty television  has been corrupted by me, and you get eye cancer.

I wish I was immortal...
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Vivec on January 14, 2006, 02:21:49 pm
Granted, but you live forever in a full body cast.

I wish I didn't strain myslef thinking of new wishes.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Mr. Wizard on January 14, 2006, 02:24:48 pm
Granted! *Head lobbed off* There is peace in death...

I wish for a new wizard robes.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: drgamer on January 14, 2006, 02:25:52 pm
Granted, but you forgot the hat :o

I wish for the next poster to have a corrupt washing machine...  ;D
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Aybraus on January 14, 2006, 02:49:32 pm
Granted, but you also become morally sound enough not too enjoy it.

I wish for a washing machine.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: 762 on January 14, 2006, 03:00:20 pm
Granted, but it released dye into all your clothes due to a manufacturing defect.

I wish I had a kick-ass computer.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Vivec on January 14, 2006, 03:06:50 pm
Granted, and it kicks your ass.

I wish I had an IQ of 3000.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: drgamer on January 14, 2006, 03:13:20 pm
granted, but that's because you have been changed to ag -90000 years (Because the IQ is the average intellegence in relation to everyone else in your specific age group... congratulations, you are smarter than all (?) unborn people
And you're slightly dumber ;)

I wish for Vivec to be back to normal (as in before his corrupt wish) Nothing different, just Vivec didn't wish that wish...
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Kid Dogg on January 14, 2006, 03:17:42 pm
granted, but now you have been sent to 90000 years ad


I wish for some thing bad to happen to me
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Vivec on January 14, 2006, 03:19:04 pm
Granted, you asplode.

I wish I had a face like this  ":o"
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: drgamer on January 14, 2006, 03:21:59 pm
granted, but you are sent to a loony bin because you seem to be shocked that the sky is blue, the grass is green, and the main reason: Spore is being made. You also appear to be shocked that there is a website at: http://www.gamingsteve.com , regardless of the fact that you have been there many times

I wish that 'wish' was spelled 'wash', just to mix things up
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Mr. Wizard on January 14, 2006, 03:56:13 pm
Wish granted, now I wash you into non existence.

I wish I may. I wish I might. Have this wish I wish tonight. *Gunz is online again*
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Kid Dogg on January 14, 2006, 03:57:32 pm
Wish granted, you are now in Metallica

i wish i was in megadeth
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: drgamer on January 14, 2006, 04:00:54 pm
Granted, but the wish contract gramatical proofers changed it to 'mega death'... Uh oh!


I wish that this sentence was quoted in someones sig, and I mean the entire sentence, not 'this sentence' for all you literal people.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on January 14, 2006, 04:07:20 pm
Granted but its in the sig of one Mr OMFGHAX0R69696969!!! and is alongside a banner extolling the virtues of being a 1338 Hax0R.

I wish i had a little more money.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: drgamer on January 14, 2006, 04:10:13 pm
Granted, but you can't have any more wishes...

What was the corruption for my wish by Vivec?

I wish that this was a wish...
Wait just a minute!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on January 14, 2006, 04:10:28 pm
Granted but its in the sig of one Mr OMFGHAX0R69696969!!! and is alongside a banner extolling the virtues of being a 1338 Hax0R.

I wish i had a little more money. And vivec didnt STEAL MY GO!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: drgamer on January 14, 2006, 04:12:09 pm
Granted but its in the sig of one Mr OMFGHAX0R69696969!!! and is alongside a banner extolling the virtues of being a 1338 Hax0R.

I wish i had a little more money. And vivec didnt STEAL MY GO!
Granted, but you can't have any more wishes...

What was the corruption for my wish by Vivec
?

I wish that this was a wish...
Wait just a minute!
KS's wish not granted ever because he refused to answer my wish
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Vivec on January 14, 2006, 04:19:46 pm
I don't know what your talking about.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on January 14, 2006, 04:21:28 pm
Start again, I wish I was really giant (like bender)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: drgamer on January 14, 2006, 04:31:41 pm
I don't know what your talking about.
You answered my post and then you said 'Look below' or something like that... You deleted your post...

Anways
KS:
Granted, but you get shot down

Okay finaly: I wish that this wish was a wish!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on January 14, 2006, 04:33:35 pm
Granted but the stupid, cliched hackneyed not really all that funny tautology fairy turns you into a giant number 42


I wish I was a big computer that could do cool things like kill astronauts.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: drgamer on January 14, 2006, 04:38:38 pm
Granted, but it uses technology that will never be invented, thus doesn't work

I wish that I could get quoted, but not misquoted or anything like that.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on January 14, 2006, 04:44:14 pm
Granted, but you get quoted on the worst possible time.

I wish I had a bigger pillow.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: drgamer on January 14, 2006, 04:48:11 pm
Granted, but it makes it all that much easier for the next poster to smother you with the pillow.

I wish the next poster was caught for said crime...(And that I don't get anything bad happen to me because of it)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Mr. Wizard on January 14, 2006, 05:19:47 pm
Wish granted! But only have of your wish could be granted...

I wish a had a banana.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: drgamer on January 14, 2006, 05:32:14 pm
Granted, but it gets you convicted of thousands of crimes and makes my life better!

I wish that the poster after the next poster had a happy life!

Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Vivec on January 14, 2006, 05:44:24 pm
I don't know what your talking about.
You answered my post and then you said 'Look below' or something like that... You deleted your post...

You have no proof.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Mr. Wizard on January 14, 2006, 05:48:00 pm
 :'( My happy life ended

I wish pickles could be ordered off the internet.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: LadyM on January 14, 2006, 06:41:30 pm
Granted but they will be so bitter that you cannot eat them without your tongue breaking out in a rash

I wish I had a cookie
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Vivec on January 14, 2006, 06:48:36 pm
Granted, but it's an internet cookie.

I wish I was warmer.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Mr. Wizard on January 14, 2006, 07:31:57 pm
Wish granted! *Sun moves closer to the earth*

I wish i could meet Will Wright (I wish i could meet Mr. Wright?!? say it out loud)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cobra on January 14, 2006, 07:42:03 pm
Wish granted but confusion over what you are actully wishing for means You and Will Wright are now life partners.

I wish for world peace.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Mr. Wizard on January 14, 2006, 07:50:22 pm
Wish granted, all of the worlds weapons are destroyed. *Here comes the invading alien willosaurs* Perfect timing.

I wish for the next poster to post already!!!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Pando on January 14, 2006, 08:05:22 pm
Wish granted, but it was 14 minutes after you posted!  :o

I wish I had a skateboard park in my backyard.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: 762 on January 14, 2006, 08:10:41 pm
Wish granted, but some stereotypical skaters are always hanging around, and as such, you are busted with 12 pounds of marijuana in your yard.

I wish I had some sheet metal.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Pando on January 14, 2006, 08:16:54 pm
Wish granted, but only 2 micrometers long and 1.5 nanometers wide of it.

I wish I had every song and video of iTunes.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: DMB on January 14, 2006, 11:05:42 pm
Granted, but they are all stolen and the police finds out therfore punishing yu with 700 hours of community service

I wish I was more agressive.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Vivec on January 14, 2006, 11:18:16 pm
Granted, but the testosterone overdose kills you.

I wish I was the most awesome person in the world.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Martham112 on January 15, 2006, 12:07:48 am
Granded, but all the "underlings" come and kill you.

I wish I had Spore
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on January 15, 2006, 03:25:48 am
Granted but you get torn apart by a mob of angry "Sporefreak(insert number here)" From the spore forum who then destroy their game in a fit of bezerk misspelling.

I wish I had a cool watch like james Bond
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on January 15, 2006, 03:40:35 am
Wish granted, but it is full of that the metal that causes allegro (can't remember the name).

I wish my weekend was longer.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Kid Dogg on January 15, 2006, 03:49:48 am
Granted, but you have to work longer hours

I wish I had an AK47
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on January 15, 2006, 04:01:18 am
Granted, but you live in a country where tihe police confiscate plastic water pistols :)

I wish I had greater tolerance for spicy food.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Martham112 on January 15, 2006, 04:20:22 am
Granted, but in your attempts to eat spicy food eat eat a fire.

I wish I had a can of Cola right now
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on January 15, 2006, 06:51:49 am
Wish granted, but i shook it up before handing it to you *laughs*

I wish Fable was a longer game.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on January 15, 2006, 07:08:52 am
Granted, fable is now spelt with loads of As Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa(a)ble

I wish I had magic powers, like a wizard or vampire (not a vampyre, they are crap)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on January 15, 2006, 07:31:57 am
Your wish is granted, but now I have to bite your neck... and i havent brushed my teeth in 3 DAYS!! MUWAHAHAHAHHAAH

I wish i had Halo 2
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: 762 on January 15, 2006, 07:32:53 am
Granted. But it's very overhyped.

I wish I had the Midas touch.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on January 15, 2006, 07:34:01 am
Granted, but James Bond chucks you out of a plane.

I wish I could spit caustic acid on my enemies.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on January 15, 2006, 08:09:32 am
Granted but one day you forgot to open your mouth and you burn away your own head.

I wish I could lose some weight without doing any thing.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: 762 on January 15, 2006, 08:20:43 am
Granted. You get the flu.

I wish I could easily learn Spanish overnight.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Pando on January 15, 2006, 08:29:46 am
Wish granted, you learn Spanish overnight, but in the morning you can't speak English.

I wish I had posted this earlier.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Aybraus on January 15, 2006, 08:38:44 am
I wish you had posted a wish for me to corrupt
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Pando on January 15, 2006, 09:15:05 am
Wish granted.

I wish this smiley  8) had a goatee.

Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Aybraus on January 15, 2006, 09:35:53 am
Granted.  It gives birth to a goat.

I wsh Nemesis would come already.  We all need to die.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on January 15, 2006, 12:50:49 pm
Wish granted, but no one dies, and the world gets worse.

I wish I had a PS 2.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on January 15, 2006, 01:13:04 pm
Your wish is granted, but all your games bug out after a few hours!

I wish i didnt have to run to the toilet every half-hour
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Vivec on January 15, 2006, 01:25:03 pm
Granted, now it's every half-minute.

I wish EVO was easier.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on January 15, 2006, 02:19:47 pm
Granted, the entire power of your brain is now devored to EVO, neglecting mundane tasks such as keeping your lungs moving.

I wish I had a turkey sandwich, rye bread, hold the mustard...now I dont want a Zombie Turkey, i dont want to turn into a turkey myself or any other nasty surprises (if you dont give the correct response to that things will go badly for you ;))
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on January 15, 2006, 02:26:42 pm
Granted, but the turkey is a little dry.

I wish people would stop annoying me.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Aybraus on January 15, 2006, 02:28:41 pm
Granted, but the only way this happens is for all people to disapear off the face of the Earth.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on January 15, 2006, 02:29:50 pm
Granted, you cease to exist.

I wish i had thought of a way to corrupt that last wish.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Aybraus on January 15, 2006, 03:06:21 pm
Granted, but its not very good.

I wish I hadn't made the same mistake Pando did.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: 762 on January 15, 2006, 03:15:21 pm
Granted, you are Pando now.

If I only had a brain...
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Mr. Wizard on January 15, 2006, 03:29:12 pm
Here you go*hands you you favorite person in the worlds disembodied brain*

I wish I had a pet.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Aybraus on January 15, 2006, 03:54:16 pm
Granted, here you go *use your imagination*

I wish I had one of those hatchyeggthings.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Mr. Wizard on January 15, 2006, 03:58:03 pm
Here you go (http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c317/Mr_Arch_Wizard/untitled.jpg)
I wish I had a ticker.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on January 15, 2006, 07:39:03 pm
Wish granted, 'cept it's in a suit case and it keeps making 'tick' noises...

I wish my bladder would shut up.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: DMB on January 15, 2006, 08:30:48 pm
Granted, but the urine inside is too much that yur bladder explodes

I wish that  I never got sick
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cobra on January 15, 2006, 08:36:47 pm
Granted shame about you growing so old that not dying of sickness that you basically are so weak you are in constant pain. But not actully sick so hey good for you.

I wish Steve would post a new podcast.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Vivec on January 15, 2006, 08:38:01 pm
Granted, but he informs us Will Wright has died and Spore has been canceled.

I wish everybody put a  ;D on.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: DMB on January 15, 2006, 08:43:13 pm
Granted but we are all faking it

I wish that I had a nice, non-breakable, fast and easy to work with, G5
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: God on January 15, 2006, 08:46:58 pm
Only the devil can Grant that wish...

I wish I was a Forum Moderator.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Vivec on January 15, 2006, 08:47:35 pm
Granted, but you have to give up being God.

I wish God would post in black.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: DMB on January 15, 2006, 08:51:51 pm
Granted, but the background of his posters are also black so yu cant see the writing

i wish that I had a fast working pc
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: PatMan33 on January 15, 2006, 09:04:25 pm
Deal, but you don't have enough money to get proper cooling.

I really wish I had one of those fancy Plasma Televisions.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: DMB on January 15, 2006, 09:06:33 pm
Granted, but yu dont have enough money to pay for the electricity

I wish that I could play Spore right now on my mac
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cobra on January 15, 2006, 09:35:38 pm
Granted but its unfinished buggy as all hell and really your mac is worse off having installed it.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Martham112 on January 16, 2006, 06:03:54 am
Granted you are no longer able to post.

I wish I was a level 40 in WoW with 200 gold
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on January 16, 2006, 07:15:18 am
Wish granted! But the server your character was on melts because of my awesome wish granting abilities.

i wish i had WoW
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Martham112 on January 16, 2006, 07:24:28 am
Granted, but you decided to go on the same server that you melted.

I wish I had a dog
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on January 16, 2006, 07:26:26 am
Wiah granted, but it has rabies and bites your arm.

I wish i would stop shaking...
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on January 16, 2006, 08:23:36 am
Granted, you turn into a shaker of salt and are lost by someone whos wasted again in margaritaville. You lie in a ditch until a cow steps on you... what a sad story

I wish there was no stupid 1337 language to annoy me.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on January 16, 2006, 08:49:19 am
\/\/|$|-| G124/\/T3|) $TU|D1|) /\/0013

i wish 1337 /\/0013$ everywhere would just go away.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: PatMan33 on January 16, 2006, 10:13:47 am
You got it! But in order to do that we will have to implode the internet.

I wish Nintendo would replace my broken DS for free.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Pando on January 16, 2006, 10:20:45 am
Wish granted, but they gave you another broken one.

I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on January 16, 2006, 10:38:48 am
Wish granted, you dont go to school end up being unemployable and live the rest of your life as a penniless bum, surviving by threatening to give people Tuberculosis if they dont give you their sandwich.

I wish I was less mean
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: PatMan33 on January 16, 2006, 10:43:48 am
Okay. You are now really nice and people will walk all over you, you little wimp. (Who would want to be less mean?  :P )

I wish I could make a wish that was uncorruptable.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Vivec on January 16, 2006, 11:17:52 am
Granted, but you forget it.

I wish you guys saw this wish.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on January 16, 2006, 11:25:11 am
Wish granted! But now all your font is stuck at gray!

i wish all your base are belong to us!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Gauphastus on January 16, 2006, 01:53:28 pm
Granted, but zig is moved. For great justice.

I wish I had a hippopotamus for Christmas.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on January 16, 2006, 01:56:40 pm
Granted, you have to eat an entire roast hippo for dinner and die of cholesterol poisoning.

I wish i had a robot butler that did all the chores.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: DMB on January 16, 2006, 02:10:48 pm
Granted, but he breaks down often

I wish that i can extend time easily.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Martham112 on January 17, 2006, 12:44:18 am
Granted, but you the time you take comes off the rest of your life.

I wish I could fly
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Ghost on January 17, 2006, 01:54:04 am
granted but this causes a cahin reation in a space time continuim and you end up creating a black hole and die



i wish i could meet WW
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Hydromancerx on January 17, 2006, 03:50:13 am
You do but you find out WW stands for Willy Wonka.  ;)

I wish for a Cacops.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Martham112 on January 17, 2006, 04:21:40 am
Granted but I don't know what one of those is so you get a sheep.

I wish I could get money for free
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Muanh on January 17, 2006, 04:57:47 am
Granted, but the money is fake. You get arrested and trown in jail. Now you spend your life being spankt by a guy named Mo.

I wish I had unlimited power and could stop my wish from gettin corrupted.  ;)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on January 17, 2006, 05:04:46 am
Granted but you get kicked off the forums for being a smartass and die alone! ahahaha!

I wish I lived in roman times
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: LadyM on January 17, 2006, 05:07:08 am
Granted but you find yourself in a coliseum facing gladiators.

I wish I was going to see a movie today
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Danzik on January 17, 2006, 05:34:06 am
Granted but, you're forced to watch BloodRayne followed by Catwoman

I wish I didn't have to go to work.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Muanh on January 17, 2006, 05:49:11 am
Granted, but your boss wasn't to happy with your wish, you get fired and are forced to live the rest of your live a poor bum.

I wish i could play spore today
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Martham112 on January 17, 2006, 06:43:08 am
Granted but it is soo buggy you computer implodes.

I wish I used smilies more often. ;D
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on January 17, 2006, 08:28:31 am
Granted but now your computer crashed and died because it was overloaded with smilies.

I wish I didn't have to move.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: LadyM on January 17, 2006, 11:14:51 am
Granted but you are now a statue and unable to move period.

I wish it would snow.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Martham112 on January 17, 2006, 11:21:30 am
Granted but it is a type of un-melting snow and you get snowed in permanently.

I wish my sister wasn't so annoying
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Aybraus on January 17, 2006, 11:26:10 am
Granted, but...um...YOU DIE!

I wish I was more creative.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on January 17, 2006, 12:08:26 pm
Granted, you build a vast tower to the arts, unfortunately your amazing creativity isnt matched by your skill as an architect and the tower falls on you.

I wish I was MORE mean.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: PatMan33 on January 17, 2006, 12:09:05 pm
Granted.

But I am still more mean than you.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on January 17, 2006, 12:10:42 pm
Nice wish. YOU IDIOT. Now whos more mean?

I wish patman was less mean
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: PatMan33 on January 17, 2006, 12:20:13 pm
You got it Hun, but now I am your lover and will nag your meanness out of you over the course of the next 70 years.

I wish I had some soft pretzels right now.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Oviraptor on January 17, 2006, 01:02:10 pm
Granted, but they turn out to be regular pretzels soaked in ammonia.

I wish I that I didn't have a wish.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: 762 on January 17, 2006, 01:05:14 pm
"Throw me to the lions"

I wish I die painlessly.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Martham112 on January 17, 2006, 01:27:16 pm
Granted but you are still dead.

I wish I had a drink right now ( non alchoholic)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on January 17, 2006, 01:46:53 pm
Wish granted, but it's melted yellow snow i found on the road, with a brown thing in it.

I wish ghjkl was a word.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: 762 on January 17, 2006, 01:48:13 pm
Granted. It becomes the most commonly used word in the English language, simply meaning "damned_zombie is a moron"  ;)

I wish trolls would shut the hell up.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on January 17, 2006, 01:51:49 pm
Wish granted, but then they beat the crap outta you.

I wish AYBABTU would catch on again as a fad.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Martham112 on January 17, 2006, 01:54:06 pm
Granted, but it stands for Ants yellow baby and Bob trains u ( as in you)

I wish I could never sleep and didn't need to.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: MetallicDragon on January 17, 2006, 01:55:47 pm
Granted, but you  still have to go to bed because your mommy said so.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Aybraus on January 17, 2006, 02:00:13 pm
Granted,


I wish I could be a pokemon master.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on January 17, 2006, 02:02:10 pm
Wish granted, but you have to catch them all or they'll cancel the 500th season.

i wish i had an mp3 player.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on January 17, 2006, 02:06:33 pm
Wish granted, but it as crappy one with 10 MB space and no way to hook up to your PC.

I wish I could stay up longer, but then I get tired.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on January 17, 2006, 02:08:11 pm
Granted... you umm. Corrupted your own wish. man do I feel redundant

I wish I was more useful :'(
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on January 17, 2006, 02:11:39 pm
Granted, but now every one takes advantage of you.

I wish I stopped answering my own questions.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on January 17, 2006, 02:14:58 pm
granted, you ask yourself "should i get something to eat" and starve to death because you refuse to give yourself the answer.
I wish I was famine and drought resistant.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: 762 on January 17, 2006, 02:16:08 pm
Granted, but if you ever eat anything again, you will become increasingly more full to the point of UNCOMFORTABILITY!

I wish I were a gangster.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on January 17, 2006, 02:23:55 pm
Wish granted (http://imagangster.ytmnd.com/) but you get shot in a hit and run drive by!

i wish episodes 1-3 of Star Wars were better.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on January 17, 2006, 02:36:43 pm
Granted, but they still arent any good, and you have to watch them all anyway, but this time you get tricked into buying the merchandise as well.

I wish i was a time agent, sent back in time to prevent (and cause) DEADLY PARADOXES.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on January 17, 2006, 02:41:34 pm
Wish granted, but you end up killing yourself before you were born, so u no longer exist.

i wish God would bother to say hi every once in a while.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on January 17, 2006, 02:45:16 pm
Granted, but his word is as potent as a million H-bombs and you fizz out of existence from the sheer awesome power of those two letters. HI!!!

I wish I didnt find religion so creepy
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Mr. Wizard on January 17, 2006, 02:48:23 pm
Wish granted, but now it wants envelope your whole life!!!! O.o

I wish I could fly!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Muanh on January 17, 2006, 02:51:25 pm
Wish granted, you are turned into a one day fly.

I wish Mr_Wizard didn't posted his post when i was typing mine.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: 762 on January 17, 2006, 02:54:29 pm
Wish granted, Mr_wizard died instead.

I wish I had nun-chuck skillz
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Muanh on January 17, 2006, 02:57:16 pm
Wish granted but you turned in every other skill you had to get it. (btw. you didn't corrupt my wish I don't care if he died  ;))

I wish for world peace.

Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: 762 on January 17, 2006, 02:59:32 pm
Granted. NUKES FOR EVERYBODY! "When there is mutual fear, men think twice before making aggressions upon one another."

I wish the next poster understand what I'm saying.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Oviraptor on January 17, 2006, 03:03:11 pm
Granted, I understand, but you sound like an idiot ;).

Not sentance jumbled I my was wish.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Muanh on January 17, 2006, 03:06:04 pm
Wish granted but for wishing such an idiotic wish you get killed.

I wish that all sickness would disappear.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Aybraus on January 17, 2006, 05:05:42 pm
Granted, nobody ever gets sick and the world becomes overpopulated.

I wish I had a big jar of honey.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Kishmond on January 17, 2006, 05:24:46 pm
Granted, but it comes with the bees.

I wish I had a pet rock.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on January 17, 2006, 05:29:23 pm
Wish Granted!

*Picks up a rock and throws it at Kishmond*

i wish i had another cookie.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Hydromancerx on January 17, 2006, 05:32:51 pm
You do but it is made of plastic.

I wish for another Cacops that cannot turn into a sheep.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: PatMan33 on January 17, 2006, 05:46:18 pm
Sure, but it is killed by the Chupacabra, THE PHANTOM GOAT KILLER OF MEXICO! DUN DUN DUNNNNN!!! Dramatic reverb.

I wish I could watch The Angry Beavers right now.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: DMB on January 17, 2006, 05:49:06 pm
Granted, but its a re-run

I wish that I had new shoes and a sweatshirt
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Hydromancerx on January 17, 2006, 06:04:45 pm
Granted Sadly they are doggy shoes and a doggy sweatshirt.  ;D

I wish for yet another Cacops that cannot turn into a sheep and is immune to chupacabras.

Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Vivec on January 17, 2006, 06:05:47 pm
Granted, but I have no clue what the hell a Cacops is, so you get a slightly moldy carrot.

I wish my computer mouse worked properly all the time.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: PatMan33 on January 17, 2006, 06:07:08 pm
That is impossible, have a cookie.

I wish I had my cookie back.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Vivec on January 17, 2006, 06:08:19 pm
Granted, but it's been through my digestive system.

I wish Patman33 gave me another new, good cookie that wasn't tainted.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Hydromancerx on January 17, 2006, 06:09:34 pm
Granted but a Cacops eats it.
(http://www.avph.hpg.ig.com.br/jpg/cacops.jpg)

I wish for a cacops!!!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Vivec on January 17, 2006, 06:12:53 pm
(http://www.avph.hpg.ig.com.br/jpg/cacops.jpg)
Granted.  ;D

I wish Hydro quit asking for a Cacops.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Hydromancerx on January 17, 2006, 06:17:34 pm
Granted, but now i wish for a Platyhystrix ;)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: PatMan33 on January 17, 2006, 06:18:56 pm
Granted. Too bad it is a used Cacops.

I want pie.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Hydromancerx on January 17, 2006, 06:21:02 pm
You do but a Platyhystrix eats your pie.
(http://venado.conce.plaza.cl/~dinos/links/dinos/fotos/platy4.jpg)

I wish for a Platyhystrix ;)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: PatMan33 on January 17, 2006, 06:25:47 pm
Crap... okay you can have your Platyhystrix but I have removed its ovaries so you can't make nuclear weapons.


I wish I could see your face when you read that.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Mr. Wizard on January 17, 2006, 06:27:58 pm
Wish granted, and then you become blind.

I wish I was a counter strike pro.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: PatMan33 on January 17, 2006, 06:28:44 pm
Deal, too bad noone played Counter-Strike any more. They all went to BF2. Both of them suck by the way, play TFC.

I wish more people played TFC.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: DMB on January 17, 2006, 08:40:20 pm
Granted, but they only play for a short time

I wish I had the best BB gun there is with bullets.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: PatMan33 on January 17, 2006, 08:43:17 pm
Okay. But you shoot your eye out.

I demand tungsten!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Hydromancerx on January 17, 2006, 10:31:16 pm
So? You did not wish for anything. :P I am not giving you any tungsten! unless you wish for it.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Martham112 on January 17, 2006, 10:52:40 pm
Who can talk! 

I wish people wouldn't forget to wish.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cobra on January 18, 2006, 02:14:12 am
Granted you are now able to make uncurruptable wishes but you never work out how to unlock this awesome power.

I wish my Football team will win the premiership cup this year.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: LadyM on January 18, 2006, 03:40:14 am
Granted, they wind the cup and then they're legs fall off

I wish I could visit Australia
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cobra on January 18, 2006, 04:04:02 am
Granted but your stuck with me as your tour guide. Not only that your stuck here and games and concoles are always released months after the rest of the world.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on January 18, 2006, 05:54:35 am
Granted but the anal probe can't get out again.

I wish I had 2 GB ram to my PC.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on January 18, 2006, 09:01:08 am
Granted, two scale models of Great Britain Ram into your PC :D

I wish I could TALK LIKE THIS <echoey coolness
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Martham112 on January 18, 2006, 11:37:12 am
Granted, but now you can't stop. Now everyone things you are a weirdo.

I wish I could live in an igloo
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: PatMan33 on January 18, 2006, 11:41:48 am
Okay, an Igloo it is. But you get eaten by a whale seeking revenge.

I wish Cool AN would be right here in front of me, crying because I have 3gig of RAM.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: DevilMachine on January 18, 2006, 11:44:12 am
done, but now Cool AN is going to steal your 3gig of RAM and sel it on eBay for $5.

I wish I had a longer lunch break today, so I could go find some new shoes to buy.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Pando on January 18, 2006, 12:41:11 pm
Wish granted, you don't have a job now, so your whole life is a lunch break.


I wish I had Animal Crossing for the DS.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: PatMan33 on January 18, 2006, 01:33:17 pm
Okay you got it. Now you have to play with me. And Cobra just cut down all of your trees.


I DEMAND TUNGSTEN!

(http://www.tungsten.com/hstone.gif)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on January 18, 2006, 01:35:07 pm
granted, but tungsten's incredibly high melting point means you cant make it into an awesome tung-sword, you fly into a fit of rage and knock yourself out with your smithing hammer.

I wish I could breath fire
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: LadyM on January 18, 2006, 01:46:01 pm
Granted and you now singed every hair off of your body

I wish Spore was coming out tomorrow
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: PatMan33 on January 18, 2006, 01:53:32 pm
Me too! Therefore your wish is granted! But you rushed it and now Spore sucks. BOO!

I wish I had a golden garden gnome to do my bidding.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on January 18, 2006, 01:56:49 pm
Granted but it uses liquid tungsten as a power source ???

I wish I had a silver toilet-paper lady to do MY bidding
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: PatMan33 on January 18, 2006, 01:59:53 pm
Okay, that works.  ;)

I wish I had my very own Krakow Sam, the ultimate wish maker.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on January 18, 2006, 02:13:16 pm
Granted but half the time he sits in a corner and says "why aren't I mean enough?".

I wish the ground was less slippery.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on January 18, 2006, 02:15:00 pm
Granted, the coefficient of friction between you and the ground gets so big your feet cartch fire.

I wish more people would read my spore game thread... damn, that update took me a while :P
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: PatMan33 on January 18, 2006, 02:17:01 pm
Granted. But you forgot to POST A LINK (FOOL!) so we still miss it.

I wish I could see Krakow Sam's Spore Game Thread!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on January 18, 2006, 02:22:34 pm
http://www.gamingsteve.com/blab/index.php?topic=1583.210

granted, but your head explodes because its so awesome.

I wish his head hadnt exploded, he seemed interested :P
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: LadyM on January 18, 2006, 02:32:59 pm
Granted, it didn't explode but it did grow very large and he now looks freaky and can't leave the house. The UPS man won't even knock on his door to make a delivery.  ;)

I wish the UPS man would bring me a surprise package
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Kishmond on January 18, 2006, 03:15:50 pm
Granted, but since you knew it was coming, it's not a suprise. Boo hoo.  :'(

I wish the sun was twice as big as it is now.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: 762 on January 18, 2006, 03:16:45 pm
Granted, but, um.... Damn, there's no way to corrupt this wish. Rock solid ;)

I wish I had a cooler phone.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Pando on January 18, 2006, 03:29:49 pm
Wish granted, but all the phones get upgraded and you want a cooler one.

I wish there was a band called KISS PANDAZ!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: PatMan33 on January 18, 2006, 04:35:33 pm
Okay. They suck. You lose. Good day sir!

I wish I could be a tubby little German child and get stuck in a rather large pipe that carries chocolate.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Vivec on January 18, 2006, 05:16:48 pm
Granted, but you get freed and you have to spend the rest of the day with a Michael Jackson impersonator.

I wish Michael Jackson had been rendered guilty.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Wahh on January 18, 2006, 05:37:15 pm
Granted but you would have been the plaintiff in the case!  ;D

I wish that I wasn't so cynical all the time.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Oviraptor on January 18, 2006, 06:46:58 pm
Granted, you go into a coma.

I wish the next wish was identical to this one.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Vivec on January 18, 2006, 07:09:49 pm
Granted, but well...

Deseo que el deseo siguiente era idéntico éste.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cobra on January 19, 2006, 03:10:44 am
Granted but his heart explodes instead so we seem to be back at square 1.

I wish for more people to listen to my community radio show (actully for anyone to listen to my community radio show)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: PatMan33 on January 19, 2006, 12:10:57 pm
Okay. But then NPR steals all your listeners because you have exposed them to real radio.

I wish I could listen to NPR all the time.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: crippits on January 19, 2006, 12:21:32 pm
Granted, but it's such a weak signal that you hear more static than anything.

I wish i had season tickets to the Minnesota Wild.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Aybraus on January 19, 2006, 04:58:55 pm
Granted, but you have to invited giant ringworms to it.

I wish I was a cool dude.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: LadyM on January 19, 2006, 05:17:28 pm
Granted but you are now encased in ice

I wish I could read minds
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Vivec on January 19, 2006, 05:25:24 pm
Granted, but everyone is thinking about how ugly you are. (No offense, I have no clue what you look like)

I wish I wasn't bored.

Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Mr. Wizard on January 19, 2006, 05:30:24 pm
Granted, now your sad.

I wish for a GDC VIP Pass.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: MetallicDragon on January 19, 2006, 05:36:31 pm
Granted, It flies through the window and BOOM HEADSHOT's  you.

I wish upon a star.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Pando on January 19, 2006, 05:37:47 pm
Wish granted, but before it grants your wish it explodes.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Mr. Wizard on January 19, 2006, 05:41:07 pm
Pando, Pando, Pando... *shakes head*

I wish I had chocolate milk RIGHT NOW!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: MetallicDragon on January 19, 2006, 05:43:13 pm
OK but its solid chocolate milk. and it spawns inside your FACE.

I wish I had a new hardrive that worked perfectly with my computer and was a respectable size and was free to me and everyone else in the world and didn't have any negative repurcussions whatsoever.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Mr. Wizard on January 19, 2006, 05:46:54 pm
Granted, your hard drive is perfect, but now every spammer marketing firm has every email you will ever make in your entire life.

I wish I had a magical ship that could fly and had elves and pixies and was majestic as it flew through the air...  :D
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: 762 on January 19, 2006, 05:58:27 pm
Granted, but people beat you up for driving it.

I wish I had a full height computer case.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Danzik on January 19, 2006, 06:19:09 pm
Granted but, at over 27 ft high, you cant reach the cd drive and are forced to listen to Abba's greatest hits for the rest of time...


I wish I could think of a game to play....
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: DMB on January 19, 2006, 07:17:57 pm
Granted, but no one plays with yu

I wish that I had a transportation device
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Oviraptor on January 19, 2006, 07:19:09 pm
Granted, there called feet.

I wish that I could.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: DMB on January 19, 2006, 07:23:31 pm
Could what? walk?
Granted, but they won't get yu far

I wish that i had device that could instantly send me to any distant place i want that arent my feet or legs
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Oviraptor on January 19, 2006, 07:25:36 pm
Granted, but without your feet and legs, you can't operate it.

I wish that "it" was the longest word in the English language.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: DMB on January 19, 2006, 07:27:25 pm
Granted, but barely anyone could communicate properly

i wish that i had a working jetpack
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Danzik on January 19, 2006, 07:38:09 pm
Granted, but it only works to 147 ft. (which you find out) is when it shuts down and you plummet back to earth.

I wish I the 360 wasn't such a disappointment
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: PatMan33 on January 19, 2006, 07:46:14 pm
Can't help you there. Buy from Nintendo nexttime fool.

I want a DVD of all those "The More You Know!" things.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on January 20, 2006, 02:25:59 am
Granted but next time you win a quiz people will lynch you because they think you cheated.

I wish i could go and visit (and eat) chocolate New Orleans
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on January 20, 2006, 02:27:25 am
Granted but you ate to much and explode.

I wish I had a Pepsi right now.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: LadyM on January 20, 2006, 06:03:14 am
Granted, you have a gallon of Pepsi and have to drink it all within 5 mins.

I wish my dog could talk
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: crippits on January 20, 2006, 06:17:39 am
granted, but it mumbles constantly

i wish i had a lifetime supply of oranges
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Pando on January 20, 2006, 07:03:45 am
Wish granted, but they are all rotton.


I wish I had a piece of toast right now.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on January 20, 2006, 07:14:39 am
Granted but it gets all burned and doesn't taste that well.

I wish I had a cup cake or a bag of popcorns.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Martham112 on January 20, 2006, 09:47:57 am
Both granted, but the popcorn is green and the cupcake is frog flavoured.

I wish that I could wish upon a star and it comes true.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: crippits on January 20, 2006, 09:53:44 am
Granted, you can wish upon a star and the wish will come true, but when you wish, you will become bind, deaf, and paralyzed from the neck down instantly.

i wish for the ability to become invisible anytime i wish.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on January 20, 2006, 11:38:29 am
Granted but you have no control over when you become visible again leading to the Womens hokey team changing room fiasco of '06

I wish I had a James Bond watch that shot grappling hooks and stuff like that.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: smjjames on January 20, 2006, 11:41:21 am
granted, but the line suddendly gets all tangled on the spool when you try and use it(like with a fishing pole and your fishing line gets all messed up)


I wish, I had a robot made of Jello.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: crippits on January 20, 2006, 11:43:12 am
granted, however it goes on a rampage killing innocents (and the guilty) by the thousands, and you're to blame.

I wish i won the Powerball.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: MetallicDragon on January 20, 2006, 11:44:12 am
Granted, but nobody aknoledges your winning of it.

I wish I could spell the word "weight" on my first try, every time.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: PatMan33 on January 20, 2006, 11:56:04 am
Okay but now you can't spell "tight".

I wish someone would wish for Oranges again and I could say my witty comeback.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: MetallicDragon on January 20, 2006, 12:10:01 pm
Ok, but someone else will post before you can say it.

I wish I had some oranges.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on January 20, 2006, 12:13:28 pm
Granted but Patman flys into a murderous rage and squashes them

I wish I could touch-type
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: PatMan33 on January 20, 2006, 12:15:38 pm
Well you can't and now you have scurvy and since I have all the oranges you get none.

HAH!

I wish I could feel even better than I do now.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: 762 on January 20, 2006, 12:34:27 pm
Granted, but the cops bust you with 10 pounds.

I wish black and white 2 didn't suck.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on January 20, 2006, 12:38:58 pm
Granted but now it is so good, you will never be able to enjoy a game again.

I wish I had a million dollars.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: crippits on January 20, 2006, 12:42:28 pm
granted, but it's a million Monopoly dollars

i wish i had one of these http://www.gamingsteve.com/blab/index.php?topic=1281.0
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: 762 on January 20, 2006, 12:57:51 pm
Granted, but if you don't play with it for 3 hours a day, it will kill you.

I wish I had more pencils.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Pando on January 20, 2006, 12:58:38 pm
Wish granted, but they are all only half an inch long.

I wish the phone wasn't ringing.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: PatMan33 on January 20, 2006, 01:51:51 pm
Okay. But it was a kidnapper calling to telly ou the ransom and you didn't answer. Your family is dead. Answer next time.

I wish 762 would know to never accuse me of doing drugs.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: 762 on January 20, 2006, 02:24:38 pm
Granted, but due to the lack of attention, you turn to drugs.

I wish I were more original.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: PatMan33 on January 20, 2006, 03:19:23 pm
Granted, try some drugs!

I wish I would never have to hear about "Marc Ecko's Getting Up" EVER again because I hate that stupid name!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on January 20, 2006, 03:24:08 pm
Wish granted you can now never hear the letters m a r c e k o s g t i n u or p.

I wish I got all the DVD's I want right now.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: PatMan33 on January 20, 2006, 03:47:07 pm
Kay! Too bad you had to show off and got that Blu-Ray player. It can't play any DVDs and you have no DVD player!

I want the purple berries.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on January 20, 2006, 03:59:24 pm
granted, they taste like... burning!

I wish I wasnt so unoriginal
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on January 20, 2006, 04:11:52 pm
Kay! Too bad you had to show off and got that Blu-Ray player. It can't play any DVDs and you have no DVD player!


A side note, Blu Ray players can play DVD's but it would suck if they couldn't.


I wish I wasnt so unoriginal

Granted but now you are so original that no one knows what the hell you are talking about.

I wish I had a 2 GB Memory Stick, for my PSP.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: DevilMachine on January 20, 2006, 04:20:27 pm
done, but the 2GB memory stick had a virus on it and now your psp is screwed.

I wish I had access to a weapons cache
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Danzik on January 20, 2006, 04:24:23 pm
Granted but, it's a cache of puppy launchers.  The ASPCA soon finds out your devious plot to launch puppies and brings you before the high court.  There you are sentenced to three years hard-labor as a whale semen collection agent.

I wish I wasn't so hungover.  Owww
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on January 20, 2006, 04:26:36 pm
Granted, that awful pounding headache is the result of a malignant brain tumor... enjoy!

I wish I didnt have a cold... or any other disease
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Aybraus on January 20, 2006, 05:58:03 pm
Granted, viruses just kill you.

I wish I was like Mike.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: PatMan33 on January 20, 2006, 05:59:11 pm
Kay! Too bad you had to show off and got that Blu-Ray player. It can't play any DVDs and you have no DVD player!


A side note, Blu Ray players can play DVD's but it would suck if they couldn't.


I wish I wasnt so unoriginal

Granted but now you are so original that no one knows what the hell you are talking about.

I wish I had a 2 GB Memory Stick, for my PSP.


Hey smarts, we are in my world and they do whatever I tell them to do. If I tellt hem to jump they say "how high?". Got it? Good.


Anyway, You got it, you are just like Mike, you have fallen into obscurity.

I wish my mouth didn't burn so much.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: DMB on January 20, 2006, 06:02:54 pm
Granted, but now yur legs burn

I wish that I had a job that pays good money
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Martham112 on January 20, 2006, 11:44:46 pm
Granted, but it is the worst job ever thought of. A poo-cleaner in a zoo.

I wish I was lucky.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on January 21, 2006, 06:37:41 am
Granted, youre lucky for other people to have around so they end up using you to commit casino fraud. The government gets hold of you and locks you up foir the rest of your life in an attempt to figure out what makes you so lucky...

I wish I had rocket feet
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: PatMan33 on January 21, 2006, 09:16:58 am
Cool! You get Rocket Feet!!! Give me a ride now!!!

I wish I had a nice apple pie right now.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on January 21, 2006, 10:47:41 am
Granted, its brought to you by a clown... you later gain custody of the clown and have to pay for his rehabillitation and law school fees.


I wish I could turn gold into lead
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Vivec on January 21, 2006, 10:59:05 am
Granted, but you die of gold poisoning.

I wish my sister moved out.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: 762 on January 21, 2006, 11:13:28 am
Granted, but your parents rent her old room out to an alcoholic stranger who doesn't shower and uses the computer constantly.

I wish I were more coordinated.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on January 21, 2006, 11:43:57 am
Granted but you become so coordinated, that you figurer out that all coordinates in the world are wrong and you become uncoordinated again.

I wish I was back to the future.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Flamester_ on January 21, 2006, 12:46:23 pm
Granted you are now in the future when hunans were inslaved by cats.

I wish i had 1000000 United States legal tender.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Wahh on January 21, 2006, 03:54:07 pm
Granted, but due to inflation it's worth approximately two pieces of crap.

I wish two pieces of crap could buy me a manison.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: PatMan33 on January 21, 2006, 03:56:28 pm
Deal. You get a Mansion made of Baboon feces, the smelliest of all feces as told by Ren & Stimpy.

I wish my car could use water as fuel even if it means low horsepower.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: DMB on January 21, 2006, 05:04:25 pm
Granted, but the water quickly runs out

I wish that I can clone myself easily
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Vivec on January 21, 2006, 05:05:50 pm
Granted, and you accidently create an army of clones with no belly buttons that eat everything in sight.

I wish I could beat the stupid bosses in Prince of Persia.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: DMB on January 21, 2006, 05:09:45 pm
Granted, but then the game shuts down and erases all memory of yu beating the bosses.

I wish that I had no emotions besides common sense
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: 762 on January 21, 2006, 05:48:33 pm
Granted, now everyone hates you.

I wish I could make topics that are as popular as this one.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Vivec on January 21, 2006, 05:53:14 pm
Granted, but you make so many, Gamingsteve.com asplodes.

I wish no was >:(.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Danzik on January 21, 2006, 05:58:13 pm
Granted but, every other english word then is translated to a picture because it's worth a thousand words...

I wish the glass were half full
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: 762 on January 21, 2006, 06:03:24 pm
Granted, all the glasses are half full and half of the world dies of dehydration.

I wish I had more people to sign up for my free 360 referral link.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Vivec on January 21, 2006, 06:04:12 pm
Granted, and you get a 360 that sparks a bit, then goes to a blue screen of death.

I wish I was smarter.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on January 21, 2006, 06:11:05 pm
You are now smarter, but you're so smart that you have to live alone because nobody can keep up with your superior intellect.

I wish I had infinite wishes.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Vivec on January 21, 2006, 06:43:40 pm
Granted, but you have wishers block for the rest of your life.

I wish I didn't have a compulsive need to see what has been posted in.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Leng on January 21, 2006, 06:46:10 pm
granted, but there was nothing else that kept you coming back here and you're forced to realize the endless mind-numbing tedium of your non-electronic life.

i wish i had boobs.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: 762 on January 21, 2006, 06:47:35 pm
Granted, but they're all saggy and gross.

I wish I had more band-aids.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on January 21, 2006, 06:48:42 pm
Wish granted, but they all stay on permanently unless you are willing to undergo surgery.

I wish ppl would stop posting while im typing!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: DMB on January 21, 2006, 07:17:59 pm
Granted, but then no one will post after yu

I wish that there was more research put into some device that can store solar energy that can be sold to anyone for a low price
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: DevilMachine on January 21, 2006, 08:04:56 pm
granted, but eventually solar power becomes the only power source in the world, and lets face it, in some places solar power isnt really an option.

I wish I was Chuck Norris
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Vivec on January 21, 2006, 08:07:58 pm
Granted, but now Patman33 stalks you.  ;)

I wish Uhh..... Iunno.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Wahh on January 22, 2006, 05:36:29 am
You get intelligence, but the bad news is that you now look really ugly.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on January 22, 2006, 08:10:56 am
You make a popping noise as you are erased from existance because you didnt make a wish.

i wish i had more money.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Pando on January 22, 2006, 08:12:11 am
Wish granted, but it was stolen so you got caught by the police.


I wish I had more games for my PSP.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Martham112 on January 22, 2006, 08:13:00 am
Granted but it is counterfeit games.

I wish people would post while I am.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on January 22, 2006, 08:14:07 am
Wish granted, but it annoys the hell outta me so i wont grant you anymore wishes  :P

I wish i had Final Fantasy Advance
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Aybraus on January 22, 2006, 10:32:07 am
Granted, you get Final Fantasy Tactics Advance, and you get the even more complex version with 8 million types of Law Cards.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: 762 on January 22, 2006, 10:38:25 am
Granted, your head asplode.

I wish I had ACWW.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Wahh on January 22, 2006, 10:46:19 am
Granted, but no one else knows what ACWW is.

I wish that WW was really Santa.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on January 22, 2006, 11:32:31 am
granted, he comes down your chimny, gets soot on the carpet, eats all your food and drinks your booze, then gives you a cardigan your grandmother knitted and a book about egyptology your aunt thought you would like for some inexplicable reason

I wish I had rainman powers without having to have all of his obvious social deficiencies...
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Danzik on January 22, 2006, 02:46:47 pm
Granted but, your mind becomes so entangled in the geometric properties of corn chips that all you do is eat, sleep and measure the angles of curvature between episodes of Animal Court.

I wish I had Mr. T's sweet jewelry.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Wahh on January 22, 2006, 03:51:45 pm
Granted, but Mr. T beats you up for not drinking your milk!

Come to think of it, I wish I had some milk right now.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Flamester_ on January 22, 2006, 05:42:12 pm
Granted but the milk is 1 million year old buttermilk.

I wish I had the final version of spore a cumputer to play it and a 20ft titanium dome around my house.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: 762 on January 22, 2006, 05:45:20 pm
Granted, but you can't get out of the dome. Ever. Not even to get more food.

I wish that I had an application to keep my graphing calculator's data intact when I go to the midterm.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: DMB on January 22, 2006, 07:14:14 pm
Granted, but then it creates a virus that messes up your computer

i wish that I was a foot and a half taller than I am now
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Flamester_ on January 22, 2006, 07:58:36 pm
Granted you are now a foot and a half higher but you die because your bones were brocken being streatched.

I wish I had the final version of spore, a cumputer to play it, a 20ft titanium dome around my house I am imortale, i never feel pain, could morph into anything, and a fast(1 megabyte per second) internet connection.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Pando on January 22, 2006, 08:10:48 pm
Wish granted, but; Spore sucks, your computer breaks down, the titanium dome breaks in an earthquake, you get shards of broken titanium in your back and you bleed to death because you couldn't feel pain, and someone hacks your net work and uses your super fast internet connection to download porn.

I wish there was a new simpsons on tonight.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: MetallicDragon on January 22, 2006, 08:20:47 pm
Granted, but it's so original that 's not funny.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Danzik on January 22, 2006, 08:31:18 pm
Granted, but everyone laughs at you

I wish they still made Sarsaparilla
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Leng on January 22, 2006, 09:28:19 pm
they do still make sarsparilla...
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on January 23, 2006, 07:40:03 am
they do still make sarsparilla...
granted, you are now incapable of making requests and die because you cant order lunch

I wish all the Spore "N000000BZ" would shut up about wanting Spore and start having more reasonable expecatations while still maintaining a level of desire and excitement regarding it...
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: PatMan33 on January 23, 2006, 11:44:00 am
Okay. But after they get it they will yell at us because Spore was not what they thought it would be.

I DEMAND GREEN PAINT!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Martham112 on January 23, 2006, 11:47:01 am
Granted but the greenness is caused by mould.

I wish I was magic.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on January 23, 2006, 01:03:55 pm
Granted, a wizard uses you up to clip his toenails effortlessly.

I wish I had Sp0re right now and I want it to have space fleets and 5 ufos and creatures that use magic and 50 types of resources at each stage and organs and the ability to make sponge based life and underground buildings and it has to Rox0r teh big!!!!(one^8)!!!!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on January 23, 2006, 02:58:28 pm
Granted, you get Final Fantasy Tactics Advance, and you get the even more complex version with 8 million types of Law Cards.

I actually put over 130 hours into that game... and i still didnt unlock everything!

anyways, in reply to the last request...

Wish granted, but it turns out sp0re is just a cheap rip-off of Spore. Then i take an authentic copy of Spore and break it infront of your eyes.

I wish i could play xbox live with my huge TV, instead of having to use it on the small one upstairs where it is closer to the wireless access point.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: MetallicDragon on January 23, 2006, 03:30:19 pm
Granted, but you get mobbed on the street for using a wireless adaptor for playing games! Lern2usewires nub.

I wish I could write or speak a sentence without saying the word "nub" like a little Nub.

(nub = noob)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Mr. Wizard on January 23, 2006, 03:32:47 pm
Granted, you now say 'bun'

I wish I could have more than one day at the GDC.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: 762 on January 23, 2006, 03:39:08 pm
You're going to GDC? Why are you going? EDIT: Nevermind, I saw your other post.

Anyway, granted, but the last day there is a suicide bomber attack.

I wish MetallicDragon wasn't such a nub.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: MetallicDragon on January 23, 2006, 04:06:38 pm
Granted, I am now a bun. you silly bun.

I wish I had nubs for my cheesburger.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on January 23, 2006, 04:24:55 pm
Wish granted! Now go eat you're tofu-burger!

I wish i knew what OMGWTFBBQ meant.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Pando on January 23, 2006, 04:38:40 pm
Wish granted, but the meaning changes to Oliver Michael Gongo went to Floor-Mart because Betty Boop questioned.

I wish I could have thought of a better anagram for OMGWTFBBQ.

Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on January 23, 2006, 04:47:33 pm
Wish granted, but you're fingers freeze so you're no longer able to tell anyone! Oh, and God takes your voice away, b/c i asked nicely.

I wish ppl would stop rating my avatar with such low scores.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: 762 on January 23, 2006, 05:20:07 pm
Granted. People stop rating your avatar.

I wish I could have thought of something better.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Mr. Wizard on January 23, 2006, 05:39:43 pm
Wish Granted, but since you already posted, the wish is meaningless.

I wish I was a real wizard.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Flamester_ on January 23, 2006, 05:57:16 pm
Granted you use Martham112 to clip you toenails but he cuts your toes off.

I wish I all mighty like bruce in the move bruce allmighty.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: God on January 23, 2006, 06:02:17 pm
Wish granted, I need a break. But at the end, you learn a profound moral lesson.

My wish? Um, I wish for... uh... err... a hotdog?
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: DMB on January 23, 2006, 07:12:03 pm
Granted, but the hotdog is dirty and wet

I wish that I never felt pain.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Vivec on January 23, 2006, 07:15:46 pm
Granted, but you break all you bone falling down the stairs and die before you realize anything is wrong.

I wish I was all-powerful.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: God on January 23, 2006, 07:26:36 pm
Then you should have made that wish earlier!

I wish for a Gaming Steve action figure!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: DMB on January 23, 2006, 07:45:21 pm
granted, but it breaks apart and cant be rebuilt

i wish that I had a copy of HOTP
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Mr. Wizard on January 23, 2006, 08:21:30 pm
Granted, you now have Holy Old Trolly Poster 3!

I wish I had a jellyfish.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: DMB on January 23, 2006, 08:29:45 pm
(Curses, foiled again!)
Granted, but then it stings you and then dies from dehydration

I wish that i had a living, small, easy to take care of monkey that will always like me and my friends and family and won't die easily
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Vivec on January 23, 2006, 08:54:56 pm
It doesn't die easily, but a nuke does the trick.

I wish I was the coolest person on earth.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Mr. Wizard on January 23, 2006, 08:57:24 pm
Granted, welcome to Antartica.

I wish I was the most admired person in the world.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Martham112 on January 23, 2006, 10:49:45 pm
Granted but everyone rebels.

I wish I wasn't used for toenail clippers.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Danzik on January 23, 2006, 10:55:00 pm
Granted but, your life never again feels complete.

I wish I had some more blistex
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on January 24, 2006, 07:44:55 am
Granted, all your friends and family turn into it and you become a (sorta) cannibal by applying them to your lips and accidentally swallowing a tiny bit. Mwuhahahaha!

I wish I could laugh like: Mwuhahahahaha!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Aybraus on January 24, 2006, 08:05:05 am
You can.  It's all you can say.

I wish I could fly up into the clouds.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: 762 on January 24, 2006, 10:18:13 am
Granted, but you're struck by lightning, sucked into a jet engine, and eaten by birds. Nothing of your body will ever hit the ground, except in the form of bird crap.

I wish my MP3 player had a button lock.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Martham112 on January 24, 2006, 10:23:26 am
Granted, but it is locked forever and you can't do anything on it.

I wish I wasn't ill
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Aybraus on January 24, 2006, 10:51:08 am
Granted, but another guy wishes you WERE ill, so back to sickness you go.

I wish I knew where I could find the airhumping smilie
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on January 24, 2006, 11:46:02 am
You find it, but it gets censored by a child-protection act.

i wish politicians would stop worrying about the children.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on January 24, 2006, 12:23:10 pm
Granted but think about the children?

I wish I had all the games that I want for the next six years.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on January 24, 2006, 12:43:58 pm
Wish granted, but i burn them all before your your eyes! MUWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

I wish i werent so addicted to these forums so i could go play splinter cell >.<
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on January 24, 2006, 01:21:56 pm
Granted, youre so busy playing Slint3R Ce11 that you dont even notice when spore comes out and die alone!

I wish people would use letters instead of Numb3r$ and stupid sybols when writing
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: MetallicDragon on January 24, 2006, 06:25:34 pm
Granted, but to you they look like normal texte's.

I wish that I COULD FRIEKIN CONNECT TO  World of Warcraft SO I CAN GO TO THE RAID.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: DMB on January 24, 2006, 06:56:26 pm
Granted, but the game is slow

I wish that I was flexible
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: 762 on January 24, 2006, 07:03:11 pm
Granted, you have no tension at all.

I wish that I could find my wallet.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: MetallicDragon on January 24, 2006, 07:04:46 pm
Granted, but it's already been emptied by someone.

I wish I could connect to World of warcraft.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Danzik on January 25, 2006, 12:51:09 am
Granted but, it costs you $15 a month to do so.  Oh wait, that already happens.

I wish I was living in Baja.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on January 25, 2006, 12:27:30 pm
Wish granted, but it turns out Baja is what i call my cellar.

I wish the next person would corrupt my wish.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Aybraus on January 25, 2006, 01:06:37 pm
Granted, but it's in a very uninteresting way.

I wish I could die.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on January 25, 2006, 01:26:53 pm
Granted, but you come back as a rather mediocre zombie and spend the rest of eternity as an extra in B-movies

I wish i could command zombies
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on January 25, 2006, 01:33:44 pm
Wish granted. I am at your bidding. now bend over so i can eat your braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains!!!!

i wish i didnt forget my homework at school  :-\
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Aybraus on January 25, 2006, 01:56:27 pm
Granted, you just didn't do it.

I wish the next person would ignore this request.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Flamester_ on January 25, 2006, 02:36:12 pm
Granted.

I wish damned_zombie was my slave i also wish my brains were zombie proof.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on January 25, 2006, 02:45:17 pm
Granted, now he chomps your groin

I wish there was a pet power in the mind control powerset on CoV... maybe a disembodied giant brain... Mwuhahahahaha!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Kishmond on January 25, 2006, 09:10:39 pm
Granted, but the giant brain is so huge and geometrically correct (with particle shaders and specular highlights) that it crashes the game.

I wish it was the 27th of January
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: DMB on January 25, 2006, 10:24:10 pm
Granted, but its the worst day of the year of bad luck

I wish that I knew what the afterlife(if there is one) was like and I would never forget about it
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on January 26, 2006, 12:50:17 am
Granted, but you also never forget about The Game... I lost the game

I wish I would stop losing The Game
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Martham112 on January 26, 2006, 03:06:33 am
Granted, but I just lost the game. So you did to.

I wish I never heard about the Game
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Leng on January 26, 2006, 04:33:13 am
granted.  btw read this: http://www.gamingsteve.com/blab/index.php?topic=2145.0


i wish i was Khan, only not getting blown up (or defeated by Kirk in some other way) at the end of Star Trek 2.  Khan rules.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on January 26, 2006, 08:03:59 am
Granted but YTMND gets hold of your picture and you become the centre of an obnoxious fad... then someone sticks an Ebaum watermark on you to stir up trouble and the internet combusts. Khan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish I had a positronic brain...
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on January 26, 2006, 09:45:18 am
Wish granted, but it over heats, melts, and you become another member of my zombie horde!

i wish I weren't chewing on Flamester's groin.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Flamester_ on January 26, 2006, 03:41:50 pm
Granted you are now chewing on your groin but are still my slave.

I wish I was Edward "Stubbs" Stubblefield.

Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: OmniOck on January 26, 2006, 04:22:30 pm
Wiah granted, but this will be th Stubbs in my backlawn.

I wish I could birng peace to the world. :P
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Vivec on January 26, 2006, 04:23:59 pm
Granted, but I thought Birng said "Burning" so... you can pretty much guess.

I wish I had a better imagination.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: DMB on January 26, 2006, 06:12:01 pm
Granted, but its a sick-minded imagination

I wish I was a strong sense of humor
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Piloteer on January 26, 2006, 09:46:39 pm
Granted, but your sense of humor is only humorous to yourself.

I wish I had infinite wishes.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Flamester_ on January 26, 2006, 09:58:42 pm
Granted but you randomly die.

I wish more people would post on my threads.
http://www.gamingsteve.com/blab/index.php?topic=2188.0
^ That is one.

Edit: By more i mean 20 daliy.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Piloteer on January 26, 2006, 11:23:12 pm
Granted but you randomly die.

I wish more people would post on my threads.
http://www.gamingsteve.com/blab/index.php?topic=2188.0
^ That is one.


Eh, thats it?  :-\
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Aybraus on January 27, 2006, 09:17:53 am
Granted, all your threads are deleted so NOBODY CAN POST ON THEM!  Mwah hah hah-nah![/Yugioh Villain]

I wish that I could go to outer space.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Martham112 on January 27, 2006, 09:44:40 am
Granted but you hve no air.

I wish I could live in Japan!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on January 27, 2006, 09:48:47 am
Granted but you can't get any thing to eat because you can't understand a word any body says.

I wish the Auto Assault download would go faster.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Piloteer on January 27, 2006, 10:21:58 am
Granted, but a virus is hidden in the download and is sent to all of your friends.

I wish my hockey game wouldnt get delayed anymore.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on January 27, 2006, 12:17:02 pm
Granted, you get it... you play it... meh... you realise youve wasted your life on hockey games!

I wish I could fence
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Martham112 on January 27, 2006, 12:26:42 pm
Granted. You are now a fence.

I wish my cousin would make an acount on here
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Leng on January 27, 2006, 12:33:06 pm
Granted but you randomly die.

I wish more people would post on my threads.
http://www.gamingsteve.com/blab/index.php?topic=2188.0
^ That is one.


Eh, thats it?  :-\

granted: an infinite number of infinitely corrupt wishes.

how's that?
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on January 27, 2006, 04:01:39 pm
You spontaneously combust!

i wish ppl would make wishes so i wouldnt have to blow them up...
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Flamester_ on January 27, 2006, 04:09:10 pm
Granted but you turn into a rock.

I wish the word the never existed.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Oviraptor on January 27, 2006, 04:11:35 pm
Granted, but you have no idea what word it is. ;)

I wish I could type with my toes.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on January 27, 2006, 04:16:45 pm
wish granted, you're now a monkey trained to type long, boring documents for the rest of your life.

I wish my dinner was ready.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Pando on January 27, 2006, 04:18:53 pm
Wish granted, but it is uncooked.

I wish I had a DS Lite
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: 762 on January 27, 2006, 04:21:24 pm
Granted, but you get a freakin' error message every time you try to connect to Nintendo WFC... Stupid thing.

I wish Nintendo WFC worked flawlessly.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Pando on January 27, 2006, 04:42:34 pm
Wish granted, but your DS breaks.

I wish my wireless router worked with my DS.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Flamester_ on January 27, 2006, 07:47:33 pm
Granted but your pc blows up randomly.

I wish I had a Dr.Pepper.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Aybraus on January 27, 2006, 09:26:02 pm
Granted, but you're now named Carl.

For my wish, please scroll down.















For my wish, please scroll up.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Leng on January 28, 2006, 01:02:49 am
you destroy the universe with your dislogic

i wish this thread made sense again and people didn't make non-sequitir wish-grantings.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Martham112 on January 28, 2006, 01:06:19 am
Granted, But I decided not to corrupt your wish.

I wish all movies were true.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on January 28, 2006, 03:48:26 am
Granted but zombies eat your brain, aliens plant their children in your chest and predators cut of your head

I wish the weekend was longer.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on January 28, 2006, 04:36:54 am
Granted, but the government increases productivity by switching weekends with weekdays so now you onl get one day of weekend

I wish I had a magic pencil that did all the work I need to do.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: LadyM on January 28, 2006, 05:24:37 am
Granted but this pencil will not stop writing and it will write all of your thoughts and secrets for everyone to know.

I wish I could turn back time
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Martham112 on January 28, 2006, 05:39:29 am
Granted but you get stop in The Prehistoric period because you cannot come back.

I wish Racism didn't exist
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on January 28, 2006, 06:40:46 am
Granted, everyone on earth looks exactly the same now... welcome to, the twilight zone!

I wish i could do whatever a spider can.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: 762 on January 28, 2006, 06:44:32 am
Granted, your only purpose in life is to lay eggs and eat flies.

I wish I had a million Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on January 28, 2006, 07:05:49 am
Wish granted, but it all goes to your thighs. And then you explode!

i wish other ppl knew who i was quoting...

Spongebob Squarepants!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: 762 on January 28, 2006, 07:19:15 am
Is it Spongebob Squarepants? if you want to have hidden text against the grey background, use this:

Code: [Select]
[color=#e1e1e1]Spongebob Squarepants![/color]
I wish for world peace and an end to hunger!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on January 28, 2006, 07:44:58 am
Wish granted, but everyone dies of thirst.

i wish i had a bomb shelter.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: 762 on January 28, 2006, 07:57:19 am
Wish granted, but you're going to need it.

I wish my friend could come to my town in Animal Crossing...
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on January 28, 2006, 08:03:24 am
Wish granted, but now both of your minds are stuck inside the game, never able to come out ever again! MUWAHAHAH!!!

i wish i could eat souls.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on January 28, 2006, 08:51:53 am
Granted, but you eat one to powerfull, and it slowly destroys you.

I wish reality TV didn't exist.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Flamester_ on January 28, 2006, 09:37:44 am
Granted but now tv dosent exist.

I wish Damned_Zombi didnt use my avatar inverted as his avatar.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on January 28, 2006, 12:10:48 pm
Wish granted, i know use your avatar instead of the invert! muwahahaha!

i wish ppl would spell my name correctly.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on January 28, 2006, 03:38:22 pm
granted but we all make fun of you because you just wrote Know instead of Now ::)

I wish dammed zobmie (woo, yay for the defiled cyrpt!) was less picky
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Vivec on January 28, 2006, 03:40:34 pm
Granted, but he agrees with everything then.

I wish my arm wasn't broken.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on January 28, 2006, 03:44:35 pm
Granted, everyone elses arms are broken... oh and all your bones except your arm as well... even the tiny ones in your ears!

I wish my arm was broken but it didnt hurt just so Id look like a tough-guy
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Vivec on January 28, 2006, 03:48:15 pm
Granted, but your leg break's and you cry in front of a whole bunch of people.

I wish my wish was awesomer than it currently is.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Oviraptor on January 28, 2006, 03:49:44 pm
Granted, you wish is now "I wish my wish was more awesome than it currently is."

I wish the oranges were purple.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on January 28, 2006, 04:19:58 pm
Granted, but the new DNA code that makes it purple, also gives you violent diarrhea.

I wish I didn't have to worry about school.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cobra on January 28, 2006, 10:30:36 pm
Granted you just flunked out and no longer have to worry about it.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Martham112 on January 29, 2006, 12:22:07 am
Granted, You are kicked from Gaming Steve.

I wish Gaming Steve won't read this.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on January 29, 2006, 04:38:39 am
wish granted, but someone hacks yur acct and PMs naughty stuff to everyone on the forums, so yur blamed for it.

i wish i didnt type so loud.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Mr. Wizard on January 29, 2006, 10:43:00 am
Granted, your fingers fall off, you cant type at all now.

I wish I had artistic skill.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: ilikesanta on January 29, 2006, 12:39:58 pm
wish granted, but no one understands your genius so you cut off your ears

I wish i had a hover bike
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on January 29, 2006, 01:23:04 pm
Granted, but its just a regular bike held up with fishing line and your religious neighbor blowing a comb and paper


I wish i didnt keep remebering situations from the simpsons and applying them to real life
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Flamester_ on January 29, 2006, 04:07:37 pm
Granted but you are now a fish.

I wish Damned_Zombi would realsie that the 'e' on his name dosnt show up.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on January 29, 2006, 04:50:56 pm
it doesnt? O.o

Well, now it does, but i still dont change my avatar! muwahahahaha.

I wish flamester would spell my name properly, whether he can see the 'e' or not.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Piloteer on January 29, 2006, 05:33:34 pm
Granted, and now you guys become best friends and never fight about avatars again.

I wish I didnt have school tomorrow.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on January 29, 2006, 05:39:16 pm
Wish granted. I come over and eat your brain.

EDIT: i wish i didnt forget to make a wish!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Mr. Wizard on January 29, 2006, 05:48:38 pm
Wish granted.

I wish every poster from now on forgets to make a wish. >:D
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Martham112 on January 30, 2006, 12:50:32 am
Granted, but you just ruined the game.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Golgrig on January 30, 2006, 12:54:43 am
not really cause every poster from now on forgets to make a wish....

I wish the world made perfect sense  ;D
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on January 30, 2006, 01:19:22 pm
Wish granted. You're teleported to the ninth dimension where everybody sleeps all day.

I wish ppl would watch my ytmnds!!!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: 762 on January 30, 2006, 02:27:25 pm
Granted, the suicide rate skyrockets ;)

I wish I didn't get a C on my math midterm...
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on January 30, 2006, 02:29:25 pm
Granted but you get a D for math and an E for coming up with wishes without transparent loopholes ::)

I wish i got an A on my chemistry paper
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on January 30, 2006, 02:39:30 pm
you get an A... for A**hole! next time dont doodle naughty images of your teacher!

i wish the target would show up... i've been waiting since 1500 hours! (military time looks weird in text...)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: 762 on January 30, 2006, 02:47:00 pm
Granted, the target is a hydrogen bomb right above your head.

I wish Europe didn't have so much history.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on January 30, 2006, 02:51:55 pm
Granted, the Europeans make the same stupid mistakes as the Americans (ooh, Burn!)


I wish the Americans had MORE history, so they could learn from past mistakes... heh heh
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on January 30, 2006, 03:00:54 pm
Wish granted. You're living it.

I wish dinner was rdy so i can gobble it up real fast and play splinter cell!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Mr. Wizard on January 30, 2006, 04:29:35 pm
Wish granted, but you choke.

I wish I had $2000 dollars for the GDC VIP pass.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Piloteer on January 30, 2006, 07:19:22 pm
Granted, but Will Wright has room for only one more person at his keynote, and chooses Steve.

I wish there were more hours in a day.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Golgrig on January 30, 2006, 08:01:01 pm
granted! the earth's rotation slows and you burn/freeze to death in the chaos

i wish i could see what is going on in Bush's brain  ;D
wait! no scratch that!

I wish that i had a wish so that i could wish that i had a wish so that i could wish that i had a wish so that i could wish that i had a wish so that i could wish that i had a wish so that i could wish that i had a wish so that i could wish that i had a wish so that i could wish that i had a wish so that i could wish that i had a wish so that i could wish that i had a wish so that i could wish........
beat that, or don't
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cobra on January 30, 2006, 11:09:59 pm
Granted but trying to comprehend your own wish causes your head to explode.

i wish for fish.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on January 31, 2006, 01:46:47 pm
wish granted. You gobble it up and it tastes real good. You'll hate yurself in the morning though (don't look in the toilet when yur done...)

I wish i had a pizza.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on January 31, 2006, 02:21:06 pm
Granted, but there is nothing on it and the bread is dry.

I wish I had a job.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on January 31, 2006, 02:25:17 pm
Granted, you now work as a puppy killer, killing puppies with a meat tenderiser :'(

I wish i didnt think of killing puppies with mallets :'(
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Leng on January 31, 2006, 05:07:58 pm
granted, the puppy population skyrockets and millions of puppies starve to death or are mercifully euthenized.

i wish more people would avoid transparently easy wish-grantings.  and more than 1 person.  ahem, more than 2.. ahem, i think you're getting the idea.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Aybraus on February 01, 2006, 09:36:28 am
Granted?

I wish I knew what Leng was talking about.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on February 01, 2006, 11:42:40 am
Granted, you know understand what Leng says. And your afraid, very afraid.

I wish I had more money.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on February 01, 2006, 12:31:15 pm
Granted but that wish has been wished before so the ghost of Bill Murray forces you to live a day over and over until you learn how to flick cards into a hat and make ice sculptures.

I wish there was a not-crappy sequel to groundhog day. That movie was awesome.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Aybraus on February 01, 2006, 12:42:52 pm
Granted, but it's so great you forget about everything except the movie and watch it 24 hours a day.  After 3 minutes, you die from lack of oxygen.

I wish I had more wishes.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: 762 on February 01, 2006, 12:55:55 pm
Granted, but they will somehow ruin your life/kill you, just like all the others.

I wish I had a baseball team called the Charleston Rebels to rival the Yankees.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Aybraus on February 01, 2006, 12:57:17 pm
Granted, you give birth to a baseball team, and die.

I wish I knew how to speak Spanish.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on February 01, 2006, 01:28:48 pm
Wish granted, you knew how but you forgot.

I wish I am godly!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Leng on February 01, 2006, 02:22:40 pm
granted.  some people who don't like your message scourge you and nail you to a tree and you suffer all of the punishment for the sins of mankind (and that's a lot of punishment, because your dad is a sadistic control freak)

i wish to live (keyword *live*) on another planet.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Mr. Wizard on February 01, 2006, 02:43:10 pm
Wish granted, you live on a planet full of desirable mates, none of which will consider you a mate in a billion years.

I wish to be the greatest.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Golgrig on February 01, 2006, 03:38:42 pm
Granted you are the very greatest person in history evever for one single second,  but no one ever knows because you brain rejects perfection and explodes.....

I wish there was a meaning to life, or even an explanation written somewhere
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Vivec on February 01, 2006, 04:17:55 pm
Granted. 42.

I wish more people read Douglas Adams's work.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Mr. Wizard on February 01, 2006, 04:56:14 pm
Granted, now three do, You, Douglas Adam's and some other loser. ( :D )

I wish that Vivec won't take that personally.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Oviraptor on February 01, 2006, 05:26:04 pm
Granted, but instead, everyone else does.

I wish that the next wisher was me.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Oviraptor on February 01, 2006, 05:26:15 pm
Granted, but now you've double posted, which is bad.

I wish that this link: link (http://www.gamingsteve.com/blab/index.php?action=profile) was the next wisher's profile.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Vivec on February 01, 2006, 05:27:50 pm
I wish that this link: link (http://www.gamingsteve.com/blab/index.php?action=who) was the next wisher's profile.

*fixed

I wish someone would fix my post.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: DMB on February 01, 2006, 06:01:42 pm
granted, but it screws up again

I wish that some people weren't so naive
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Leng on February 01, 2006, 06:11:50 pm
granted, no-one can fool anyone else and society immediately collapses into barbarism

i wish for a great chinese dinner.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Golgrig on February 01, 2006, 08:13:19 pm
Granted, but just don't ask what the meat was or if there's MSG in it...

I wish I could be as clever as other posters.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cobra on February 01, 2006, 11:38:09 pm
Wish granted the rest of the forums IQ is lowed to match your the whole place becomes shallow pit of flaming and 4337 speak well done you ruined gaming steve for everyone.

I wish the price of turnips will go up in my animal crossing town tommorow.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Leng on February 02, 2006, 01:33:58 am
granted.  your entire turnip crop is ruined, increasing the value of everyone else's turnips

(blows smoke off the top of his gun)

i wish for 1,000,000 USD, legally, without work, without inflation.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on February 02, 2006, 04:15:40 am
Granted but you die of happiness.

I wish games would come out the same time out in Europe as they do in America.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: ilikesanta on February 02, 2006, 06:10:25 am
Granted - the game is Spork - a game about a young spork trying to find an identity in a world of flashy flatware.

I wish i had some waffles covered in fresh fruit.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Aybraus on February 02, 2006, 07:46:41 am
Granted, but you have to eat them along with some stankerjuice.

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on February 02, 2006, 10:17:43 am
Granted, but EVERYONE is in love with you (kissy smiley a la patman)


I wish I could remember what kinds of kids eat armer hotdogs
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: LadyM on February 02, 2006, 10:34:08 am
you remember but wish you hadn't because now you can't get that song out of your head ...
"Hot dogs! Armor Hot dogs! What kind of kid likes armor Hotdogs? Big kids, little kids, kids who climb on rocks! Fat kids, skinny kids, even kids with chicken pox like hotdogs! Armor hotdogs! The dogs kids love to bite!"

I wish I could beat someone at Maril Mario Kart  :P (oops)

Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Martham112 on February 02, 2006, 11:48:50 am
Granted you are the best at Maril Kart, but you just made that game up so no one else buys it.

I wish that  :o was my face.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on February 02, 2006, 01:09:12 pm
 :o is now your face. Your brain explodes from the pressure of suddenly finding itself in a place it wont fit.

I wish i have a GIR
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Aybraus on February 02, 2006, 01:30:34 pm
Granted, but the grammaer nazis take him away shortly after.


I wish i was grammar nazi-proof
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on February 02, 2006, 02:10:25 pm
Granted but the grammar communist kill you.

I wish the summer wasn't so moist.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on February 02, 2006, 02:42:32 pm
Wish granted, summer wasnt so moist, but now is.

I wish I am a grammar-nazi.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on February 02, 2006, 03:07:22 pm
granted, you shoot yourself for your terrible ungrammatical wish

I wish i was a grammer republican :P
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on February 02, 2006, 03:26:25 pm
Wish granted, but now is not.

i wish there is and will be and has been a way to say your post without grammatical loopholes.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Mr. Wizard on February 02, 2006, 04:42:52 pm
Wish granted, unfotunately, you forgot the third temporal dimension of time, and now all other possibilities have you as a blithering incomprehensible idiot.

I wish I was just a smidgeon taller than I am now.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Pando on February 02, 2006, 05:26:37 pm
Wish granted, but it was only one nanoinch.

I wish that my skateboard wouldn't keep falling in the pool.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Martham112 on February 02, 2006, 10:48:20 pm
Granted it now always falls in the pond.

I wish I could touch-type.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on February 03, 2006, 03:24:47 pm
Wish granted, but someone takes the keyboard out from under your hands and you never notice!

i wish i have a GIR suit.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Aybraus on February 03, 2006, 05:04:26 pm
Granted, but the same thing happens as last time when you wished for this.

I wish somebody would give me feedback here
http://www.gamingsteve.com/blab/index.php?topic=2299.0
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on February 03, 2006, 05:11:50 pm
... but nobody uses them!

i wish Invader Zim were still on TV
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on February 04, 2006, 11:02:00 am
Wish granted. You get a life-time supply of hidden levels in a game i just made which i forgot.

i wish I am and forever will be a ninja!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Martham112 on February 04, 2006, 11:04:43 am
Granted, but you assassinate the King and become the most wanted man in Yugoslavia.

I wish I ruled Yugoslavia.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on February 04, 2006, 11:08:34 am
You did rule Yugoslavia in a past life, but i just assassinated it.

I wish i have a gun.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Martham112 on February 04, 2006, 11:10:39 am
Granted, but Ninjas don't have guns, so you're not a ninja now.

I wish I talked in Haikus
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on February 04, 2006, 11:13:38 am
The chavs are removed from Englnad, but not from England.

i wish I am a ninja with a gun!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Martham112 on February 04, 2006, 11:20:39 am
Granted!

I wish I could corrupt that wish.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Martham112 on February 04, 2006, 11:24:05 am
Granted but since your computer just exploded you are now a frozen dead person.

I wish I could think of a wish.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on February 04, 2006, 11:51:04 am
Granted, no-one dies, the worlds population skyrockets and they have to employ vaporisation squads to keep overcrowding down

i wish i lived in antarctica so i could get steves special prize
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on February 04, 2006, 12:02:58 pm
Wish granted, fgollow this link

i wish i my computer werent so slow.

EDIT: i was gonna post a link to a ytmnd, but i decided against b/c i did. if you go to the front page of ytmnd and look around, you'll see it...
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on February 04, 2006, 12:07:44 pm
Granted but now it is so fast that you can't actually see what is happening.

I wish they would make a new Men In Black movie, with the old cast of course, and a great game to it.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: DevilMachine on February 04, 2006, 03:25:04 pm
And done, but the new one is now just as bad as the first one. Lots of hype, but kinda lame.

I wish I had a formula 1 car!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on February 04, 2006, 03:38:10 pm
Wish granted! You now have a car shaoed like a baby bottle.

I wish I am GIR!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cobra on February 04, 2006, 10:43:38 pm
Granted that guy whos always after zim caputes and dismantles you.

I wish I had a better job.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Leng on February 05, 2006, 12:29:36 am
granted.  you now have a fulfilling, rewarding job that pays you less money.  all your stuff gets repossessed.

i wish i am the devil
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Golgrig on February 05, 2006, 12:41:08 am
granted! you are now the littlist devil and all the other devils laugh and point at you, and the god laughes and then you wake up and sadam well he $@#%$%%@ you Bagdahd style
(http://www.thamike.com/fn_images/satan_saddam.jpg)
he $@#%$%%@ you for all eternity


I wish the whole world was simple to understand
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Martham112 on February 05, 2006, 03:59:48 am
Granted, it is now so simple that life doesn't exist.

I wish i wouldn't want to spell exist like excist.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Aybraus on February 05, 2006, 08:56:19 am
Granted, but that was such a pointless wish that you feel no satisfaction.

I wish I had an avacado bacon tuna melt.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Martham112 on February 05, 2006, 08:59:40 am
Granted but it's poisonous.

I wish I felt some satisfaction for my last wish coming true.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Aybraus on February 05, 2006, 09:21:02 am
Granted, but now you don't feel satisfaction from this one. :P

I wish that all the world would sing, in perfect harmony.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on February 05, 2006, 09:36:13 am
Granted, a plague strikes the world and everyone turns into Dolly Parton! Noooooo!
(the boring version of this would be: 'granted but its really boring')

I wish people would post more interesting corruptions. non sequiters like 'but you suddenly die' or 'its poisonous' just arent funny to read.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on February 05, 2006, 10:44:11 am
Wish granted. You're eaten by a walrus.

I wish i had a pet iguana.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Vivec on February 05, 2006, 10:48:20 am
Granted but it's poisonous

I wish Krakow Sam wouldn't kill me for my corruption.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on February 05, 2006, 01:24:00 pm
Granted, i just severly injure you. You wondered what it would be like to have TWO broken arms ;)

I wish I actually had the means to easily break someones arm. That'd show em.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on February 05, 2006, 01:27:28 pm
Granted but no you can't touch any one with out breaking their arms, so you are arrested and put in prison.

I wish for twice the amount of money I got today for my birthday (I got 1650 Danish krones, which is around 266 US Dollars, or 221 Euros)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Mr. Wizard on February 05, 2006, 01:37:59 pm
Wish granted, but society just fell apart, money is now worthless.

I wish I had a clue.  ???
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on February 05, 2006, 02:09:01 pm
Wish granted. You are now the prime suspect in the murder of mr. Body.

I wish i were Mr. Green.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Vivec on February 05, 2006, 04:06:15 pm
Granted. You are now a hippie, who's all about protecting the plants.

I wish i wasn't hungry.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Aybraus on February 05, 2006, 04:16:36 pm
Granted, but (http://img432.imageshack.us/img432/1921/sbdance9ub.gif)

I wish Krakow Sam would change his avatar to the Dancing Strong Bad I put above here.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Leng on February 05, 2006, 04:18:41 pm
granted.  you never become hungry again and slowly, painfully starve to death.

i wish vegetarian food tasted good.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Aybraus on February 05, 2006, 04:23:56 pm
Granted, but you're LATE

I wish I'm not late.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Leng on February 05, 2006, 04:53:39 pm
granted, you're not late.. for dinner.. with vampires.

i wish vegetarian food tasted good.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Mr. Wizard on February 05, 2006, 05:03:12 pm
Wish Granted, now no one eats Cattle, and all are slaughtered, thus defeating the purpose of being vegetarian.

I wish a guest would print this topic out.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Danzik on February 05, 2006, 05:04:19 pm
Granted but, it's part of his plot to find you Wizard...Yes, you!

I wish guest would stop viewing my profile.  Creepy!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Leng on February 05, 2006, 06:08:54 pm
granted.  the guest was will wright and he was going to hire you to work making spore, but now he's not.

i wish we would make robot sharks with superhuman intelligence for some reason.. this could not possibly go wrong.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Flamester_ on February 05, 2006, 07:07:59 pm
Granted but you funded it soooooooo you now owe 40zillion dollars to bank of america.

Edit: You also owe me a copy of tinfins 1 and 2.

I wish I was Krakow Sam.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Leng on February 06, 2006, 02:15:24 am
granted, your immune system becomes ultrapowerful and aggressively seeks out germs OUTSIDE your body.  then it begins killing people like in that one star trek episode.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on February 06, 2006, 10:46:38 am
Granted but thats a paradox.

I wish the special effects in the old star Trek series were better. Captain! Its a big rug!!!!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Flamester_ on February 06, 2006, 11:58:52 am
Granted but now the sfx in the new seris are crap.

I wish i knew Krakow Sam's password.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Aybraus on February 06, 2006, 12:02:47 pm
You do, but its so vulgar and blasphemous that you can't bear to type it or tell it to anybody else.  It stays in your head, weiging you down like Jupiter's gravity.

I wish I wouldn't giggle when somebody says Uranus.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Mr. Wizard on February 06, 2006, 12:56:41 pm
Granted, now they laugh out loud.

I wish I had 2 more days to do my final project in my class.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on February 06, 2006, 12:58:56 pm
Granted, but those 2 days are stolen from the end of your life and you never get to father a child with a golddigger wife at the age of 89, two days before your death!

I wish I was a gadget powered crimefighting machine!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on February 06, 2006, 01:30:32 pm
Granted, but you go insane and they remove your system memory while you begin singing "Dasiy Bell"

I wish my winter vacation was today instead of friday.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Aybraus on February 06, 2006, 01:46:42 pm
Granted, but now its called Early-February Off of Work Period, for the sake of being hemisphere-sensitive.

I wish goatse.cx no longer existed.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Leng on February 06, 2006, 02:00:11 pm
granted.  it's now a page that pretends to have real content while containing only algorythmically generated sentences related to the words you googled and links to other websites, most of them also containing no real content.

yeah really.  it is.  click it.  this is the death of the internet.

i wish there were more ytmnds based on http://timetraveler.ytmnd.com/
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on February 06, 2006, 02:54:28 pm
Wish granted. No, rly. It is. it's already corrupt, too.

i wish i could have corrupted that last wish on my own.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on February 07, 2006, 09:06:51 am
granted but you come out with some stupid 'but you randomly die' non-sequiter and I have a go at you.

I wish I had heard the 'Push it to the limit' timetravel safety is not guaranteed song earlier. It freakin rocks!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Aybraus on February 07, 2006, 10:54:31 am
Granted, you heard it when you were being molested as a child.  Now it brings back painful memories.

I wish I was 21.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: 762 on February 07, 2006, 01:27:10 pm
Granted. 7 years closer to death...

I wish I had Big & Rich's new CD, and that the next poster thinks of something more creative than "granted, but it sucks"
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Aybraus on February 07, 2006, 01:33:46 pm
Granted, but it sucks. (It is creative because of the irony)

I wish I never ever messed up my messages.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Vivec on February 07, 2006, 06:03:08 pm
Granted, you heard it when you were being molested as a child.  Now it brings back painful memories.

Looks like someone's got some repressed memories.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Mr. Wizard on February 08, 2006, 09:36:58 pm
Granted, but it sucks. (It is creative because of the irony)

I wish I never ever messed up my messages.
Granted, never posting again is perfect. :D

I wish I had the licence to create the game from a book of my choice.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Martham112 on February 08, 2006, 10:49:42 pm
Granted but you just made me think of the game.

I wish I could forget about the game forever.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Vivec on February 08, 2006, 10:53:28 pm
Granted but you just made me think of the game.

I wish I could forget about the game forever.


Aargh! I had forgotten for 4 days!

Granted, welcome to the Borg.

I wish my corruptions were creativer.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cobra on February 08, 2006, 11:07:36 pm
Granted but you always think of them long after its too late to change.

I wish i had a Lexus.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: crippits on February 09, 2006, 10:20:59 am
poof there's a Lexus twenty feet right above your head, but with nothing supporting it, it comes crashing down on you...

i wish i was capable of knowing everything while being able to remain sane.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on February 09, 2006, 10:47:15 am
Granted, but now you know every one's deep secret and you can't talk to any one any again because you are so disgusted.

I wish the Star Wars Clone Wars cartoon series came out in Denmark.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: MetallicDragon on February 09, 2006, 10:11:19 pm
Granted, but the grammar translated as badly as yours, and you can't help but giggle every few seconds.


I wish that when I saw bad grammar, that my first impulse wasn't to laugh/make fun of said grammar.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cobra on February 09, 2006, 10:50:54 pm
Granted but you are still compelled to mock spelling.

I wish for a never ending packet of Tim Tams.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Vivec on February 09, 2006, 10:52:22 pm
Granted, but you now have a sandwhich baggy filled with teeny men named Tim, because I don't know what "Tim Tam"s are.

I wish I someone found an awesome new avatar for me.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cobra on February 09, 2006, 11:36:17 pm
check it out I found an avatar for you and showed you what tim tams are all in one how good am I.

(http://images.google.com.au/images?q=tbn:C4niCuMI7-XmbM:http://about-australia-shop.com/images/products/Arnotts_Tim_Tams_Original_2182.jpg)

I wish I could think of a decent wish instead of yummy tim tams.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Aybraus on February 12, 2006, 03:32:20 pm
Granted, but now Tim Tams are valued at $10 a piece and are no longer in production.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on February 12, 2006, 03:37:04 pm
Granted but you seize to exist.

I wish my pepsi would stay cold before I drank it.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on February 12, 2006, 03:39:06 pm
Granted but this Pepsi tastes like coke!

I wish I had mind control powers.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Oviraptor on February 12, 2006, 03:48:50 pm
Granted, but you can only control you own mind, and only on leap days.

I wish that we used a metric calendar.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: operaghost21 on February 12, 2006, 04:41:23 pm
granted but it only works on people that lived in the 300's BC


I wish I had Dora the Explorer's magical exploration equipment
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cobra on February 13, 2006, 12:45:20 am
Granted but i wish for the wish to not to be a free wish this causes paradoz and destroys the universe.

I wish for this wish to not be a free wish (As i mentioned above)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Danzik on February 13, 2006, 10:51:51 am
Granted but it costs you the ability to breath and well, that's not good...

I wish these scissors were sharp enough to cut a hole in the fabric of time
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on February 13, 2006, 03:17:35 pm
Wish granted, they weren't gone but now they are  ;D

I wish I had a gun.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on February 13, 2006, 03:19:36 pm
Granted, but its pure... evil! No really. This is one of those rare cases where guns do actually kill people rather than people killing people with guns... it shoots your family and you go down for it.

I wish I had a solid gold house.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on February 13, 2006, 03:21:53 pm
Wish granted, but it gets chipped apart and stolen over night by your jealous neighbors and the neighborhood druggies.

i wish I am god.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Aybraus on February 13, 2006, 03:26:20 pm
Granted, but everyone still argues about exactly what you are and are not, so much that millions of people die over the conflict.

I wish the [MOD] clan would stop its war against [AFNC] in Kill People.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on February 13, 2006, 03:27:49 pm
Wish granted, but you get killed in the cross-fire.

i wish someone would unlock my cage in the Kill People topic.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Aybraus on February 13, 2006, 04:11:09 pm
no.

I wish you would stop asking.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: PatMan33 on February 13, 2006, 04:12:38 pm
Okay, I will stop asking now. But he will not.

I wish I had some of those new fangled Chicken Fries to try out.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Aybraus on February 13, 2006, 04:16:35 pm
Granted, but they clog your arteries.

I wish Patman would join the AFNC.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Danzik on February 13, 2006, 04:27:46 pm
Granted but, the NAACP sues you for discrimination and now lots of people join.  Like Gary Coleman, Tom Cruise, David Hasslehoff, and the British James Bond (whatever his name was).  Five years later, your stock plummets under the scandalous news that Dick Cheney has embezzled $12.7 in membership dues.  He points fingers at the original members and all are sentenced to life in prison.

I wish there was less work to do and more time to play.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cobra on February 13, 2006, 08:36:46 pm
Granted as a result profits are down and your fired.

I wish i may I wish I might have this wish i wish tonight.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on February 14, 2006, 12:57:57 pm
Wish granted, but you get knifed while you're sleeping by someone wearing neon goggles and a ninja outfit.

I wish I had a knife.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on February 14, 2006, 01:15:34 pm
Granted, but it isn't very sharp.

I wish every day was in a vacation.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on February 14, 2006, 01:21:08 pm
wish granted, but god gets confused and puts you in a vacuum.

i wish i knew what to do.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on February 14, 2006, 02:41:27 pm
Yur a rich man. Sadly, it is only a title.

I wish I knew.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on February 14, 2006, 02:45:48 pm
Granted you do. The news turns you into a deranged killer and you hack your own mother (in the past) to death and fade away like Michael J Fox

I wish I had a time-traveling Delorean
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on February 14, 2006, 02:50:18 pm
Granted, you get a part in Fiddler on the Roof and they boo you off stage.
"Max Bialystock has done it again!..."

I wish I had tickets to see the Producers on stage
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on February 14, 2006, 02:52:06 pm
You have tickets to see the producers of star wars on a stage being booed off.

i wish I remembered.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on February 14, 2006, 02:58:26 pm
You could but now you cant!

i wish my wish is incorruptable!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on February 14, 2006, 03:17:29 pm
Granted, but now your are very afraid.

I wish I didn't have to get out of my bed tomorrow, besides the obvious toilet break and a quick lunch.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Oviraptor on February 14, 2006, 03:22:18 pm
Granted, you now have to go about your day as normal, except you have the bed strapped to you.

I wish that the center of the Moon consisted entirely of gigantic pink frogs.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on February 14, 2006, 03:31:02 pm
it is alrdy, so your wish is void.

I wish I had a heart.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on February 14, 2006, 04:41:44 pm
How is that a corruption of my wish?!

You had a game from the future, which is now. so you had a game which you have now, or had in the past. Um, yah...

I wish Steve would stay dead in the Kill People thread.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: MetallicDragon on February 14, 2006, 04:43:57 pm
Granted, The entire site goes down while he's dead in the thread, and it NEVER COMES BACK DUN DUN DUN.


I wish there were mroe hours in the day and our sleep cycle instantly adapted to it.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cobra on February 14, 2006, 11:10:23 pm
Granted but the misspelling confuses the wish granter and it all goes to heck in a hand basket.

I wish for to be brought back into the land of the living in the Kill People thread.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Martham112 on February 15, 2006, 07:31:14 am
Granted but then I kill you again.

I wish people would stop wishing about the Kill People thread.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on February 15, 2006, 12:03:49 pm
Wish granted... but I just kill you in this thread.

I wish Martham were dead.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on February 15, 2006, 12:39:10 pm
Granted. Jack thompson gets on the case and blames video games for his death. That makes you mad < Droopy Voice

I wish i could do that droopy voice
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on February 15, 2006, 01:43:04 pm
Wish granted, but now you're not magical anymore.

I wish I am and forever will be second only to Chuck Norris.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on February 15, 2006, 03:56:16 pm
Granted but chuck norris roundhouse kicks you in the face for your presumtuousness... his foot goes back in time and knocks the nose off the sphinx and kills tutanhkamun.

I wish Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick my old physics teacher in the face...
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on February 15, 2006, 03:59:51 pm
Granted, but he can't stop roundhouse kicking and kicks every one on the plant in the face.

I wish I had this beautiful picture (it was photo art) I saw today.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on February 15, 2006, 04:06:29 pm
Granted... but the picture, she is cursed! The picture is a portal into the twilight zone and demons come out of it and torment you with creepy visions.

I wish I could make people have visions.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Danzik on February 16, 2006, 02:44:07 am
Granted but, only visions of Janet Reno naked.  ya...uhh...sucks to be you


I wish I was in Costa Rica.  The surf is killer right now...
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Martham112 on February 16, 2006, 03:27:23 am
Granted but the waves get bigger until a tsunami comes and just gets you.

I wish I could make electricity
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Oviraptor on February 16, 2006, 05:42:23 am
Granted, you are now an aging coal plant, scheduled for decommission.

I wish that worms grew on palm trees.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Danzik on February 16, 2006, 06:08:36 am
Granted but, someone else beats you to patenting wormshoes (like shoeshoes but, for worms)


I wish I could sleep...
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on February 16, 2006, 06:22:59 am
Granted, but you woke up ten weeks later and really really have to go to the toilet.

I wish Krakow Sam would be hit over the head.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Flamester_ on February 16, 2006, 07:27:39 am
Granted but he was really WW and now spore can't come out because he is in a coma.

I wish I had all the DS games.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on February 20, 2006, 07:47:04 am
Wish granted, but in the near future you will lose this ability  :P

I wish I had an RPG
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on February 20, 2006, 08:47:29 am
Wish granted, but now is not  ;D

the next poster hates me for being a grammar nazi.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on February 20, 2006, 09:10:51 am
Not really.

I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Martham112 on February 20, 2006, 10:27:19 am
Granted, but they start a huge project and you get lost just because you were away.

I wish Scorpion was more active.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on February 20, 2006, 01:53:11 pm
Granted. it makes me happy... oh and you stop granting his wishes too. Just to make that corrupt... an anvil falls on you.

I wish i could drop anvils on people.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: 762 on February 20, 2006, 01:54:19 pm
Granted, but it's still illegal.

I wish Krakow Sam lived far away from me, perhaps on an island in another continent.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on February 20, 2006, 01:55:40 pm
Granted but...:P... an anvil falls on me?

I wish I could stop thinking about anvils.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on February 20, 2006, 02:00:39 pm
Granted but a duck flies into your mouth and you choke.

I wish i didnt have the urge to have every other post in this thread.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on February 20, 2006, 02:06:15 pm
Granted, but now you never want to post again.

I wish I had more time to do my schoolwork.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: 762 on February 20, 2006, 02:51:55 pm
Granted, you are expelled from school. Now you can do it during the day, and I significantly cut down on the amount of work to do! I'm brilliant!

I wish my computer had better specs
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on February 20, 2006, 03:50:26 pm
You now have the most godly computer on the earth, but then God taps on your shoulder and asks for it back.

I wish I could remember the proper name of those "head-humpers"
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Mr. Wizard on February 20, 2006, 04:59:45 pm
Wish granted, press alt F4 to view the answer.

I wish some one would actually do that.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Vivec on February 20, 2006, 05:12:40 pm
Yeah... there's a bunch of people who played Halo 1 for PC.

They get in a tank... I tell them about my uber Alt+F4 hack.


I wish I was loved by everyone.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on February 20, 2006, 07:55:44 pm
Wish granted, you were but now your not but since everyone loves, they fight each other for YOUR love. You get caught in the cross-fire, and then I do the chicken dance on your corpse.

I wish Vivec didn't like to say "friggin" alot.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Vivec on February 20, 2006, 08:00:57 pm
Right.. "friggin" has been replaced with "ZOMGWTF?? IT'S GOT SIX PEDALS BUT ONLY FOUR DIRECTIONS!!!!11!!!!"


I wish I was more 1337 literate.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Bonobo on February 21, 2006, 01:16:07 am
Granted, but now the internet starts to communicate in sentences
 and          paragraphs,  choosing           to exchange all their
crude   insults through     artfully   arranged whitespace. Hours
    of       squinting  at  the screen  leaves      you blind and
 unable   to find the          keys for   symbols  necessary to
speak in   1337, and   you die   without            ever telling
another soul to 0|\/|6 $+|=|_| |_| |\|00|} 60 |}@(|< +0 q|_|@|<3

I wish that hadn't taken so long.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Aybraus on February 21, 2006, 10:57:35 am
Granted, now its not even special.

I wish I was the champ.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on February 21, 2006, 11:15:40 am
Granted, but the pressure is to high and you start a crack addiction and die after a couple of months.

I wish I had a job where I got a good pay and didn't have to work a lot of hours.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on February 21, 2006, 11:51:51 am
Granted, Its a job as a jigolo and you get forced into doing filthy stuff with Ugly Ugly people!

I wish i was better at gridwars.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on February 21, 2006, 12:19:33 pm
You were but now your not!

I wish someone would fix english.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Aybraus on February 21, 2006, 03:01:01 pm
Granted, now you're a fetus.

I wish I was a computeroboman
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on February 21, 2006, 04:14:54 pm
You are now a computeroboman. I install a virus on your hard drive and you start doing the chicken dance. muwahahahah!

The next person has a meatball avatar.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on February 21, 2006, 05:15:42 pm
lol, gotcha!

I hate people with pickle avatars!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Mr. Wizard on February 21, 2006, 05:21:30 pm
Wish granted, you make jesus cry. God:You stay away!

I wish I had a cabin in the forest.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on February 21, 2006, 05:23:19 pm
you have a cabin in the forest... the undead forest of perpetual 5-day-old meatloaf and pinching grandmas!

I wish 7 who ate 9 were here.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on February 21, 2006, 05:44:55 pm
You collapsed the universe by posting in the wrong thread! way to go!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on February 21, 2006, 07:25:54 pm
the next person also collapsed the universe.
Title: Re: Kill People
Post by: Mr. Wizard on February 21, 2006, 07:27:32 pm
Wish granted!

I wish I had a flaming sword to skewer you with.
Title: Re: name that game! WITH PICTURES!
Post by: Damned_Zombie on February 21, 2006, 07:30:26 pm
8/15

My dead pets:

762
Bonobo
Steve
Martham112
7 who ate 9
Leng
Bonemouse
smjjames
SumGi
Samog
Dr Dozzy
"Secret Agent" (however you spell it)
Danmed (annoying) Zmombie
VFX Wizzle
krakow sam
Cobra
IceY
Title: Re: Kill People
Post by: Genusaus on February 21, 2006, 09:15:26 pm
Wish granted!

I wish I had a flaming sword to skewer you with.
Wish Granted but now you are the Anti-XXX
(http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/9136/sd8gi.png) (http://imageshack.us)
I wish I had legions of ants to destroy other ants!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: MetallicDragon on February 21, 2006, 09:19:55 pm
Granted, but nothing happens.

I wish I wasn't so tired, and be less tired.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Mr. Wizard on February 21, 2006, 10:28:29 pm
Wish granted, you are so awake now, that the neurons in your brain overheat and explode.

I wish my yacht, mansion, limo, and statue of myself in pure gold were just a little bigger...

 (:D)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Genusaus on February 22, 2006, 12:47:45 pm
Wish granted but now they are mine

I wish I had some place to store these things.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on February 22, 2006, 07:47:53 pm
Wish granted. I throw them into a large bon fire, melt them down, and sell them to a pawn shop while you're not lookking.

I wish lookking were a word.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Mr. Wizard on February 22, 2006, 09:25:32 pm
Wish granted, but everyones I.Q. went down to yours


I wish I was a able to follow my old dream of becoming a psychiatrist.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on February 23, 2006, 01:25:02 am
Granted. Now you talk like zis and imply zat evryvon hat an unusual and awkvard relationship wiz zehr mozzer.

I wish I had a cannon grafted on to my arm.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lambsquirter on February 23, 2006, 05:43:14 am
not granted coz u will hurt the willosaur

i wish i had a wish... :P
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lambsquirter on February 23, 2006, 05:46:45 am
not granted, do it yourself

i wish i HAD A WISH!!!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lambsquirter on February 23, 2006, 05:55:57 am
I WISH I HADDA WISH I WIAH I HADDA WISH

grant me that wish and i won't drop you into the lizard pit
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: 762 on February 23, 2006, 06:25:52 am
Granted, you have a wish, but if you've noticed the pattern of this game, it won't be up to snuff.

I wish I knew the difference between crocodiles and alligators.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on February 23, 2006, 06:39:12 am
Granted, but the clear difference is in the teeth, so you have to put your head inside a 7 meter crocodile.

I wish I had a crocodile.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Pando on February 23, 2006, 06:42:22 am
Wish granted, but it eats you.

I wish I had a new skateboard.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Pando on February 23, 2006, 06:53:21 am
Wish granted, have you checked the control panel and sould to make sure it isn't on mute.


I wish 7 ate 9 will check what I described above.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on February 23, 2006, 08:15:18 am
Granted, but he gets pissed, and sends viruses to your computer.

I wish I didn't have so much homework.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on February 23, 2006, 08:16:14 am
Wish granted. Niw get off the forums and do it!

I wish someone isnt posting right before I post this.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: 762 on February 23, 2006, 08:16:57 am
I wish I could understand what Damned Zmooomby is trying to say.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on February 23, 2006, 08:18:27 am
Too bad Damned Zmoomby isnt a forum member.

I wish anyone who spells my name wrong would die and then rezz as my undead slave!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Greg16 on March 05, 2006, 06:26:00 pm
Wish granted, but because you didn't specify what AMS meant the Agricultural Marketing Service won a tractor race.

I wish I knew how to fly a Boeing 747  ;D
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Tonjevic on March 05, 2006, 08:47:40 pm
Wish granted, but since you wished, you never read where the no fly zones were. You fly over the whitehouse and get shot down by F18's.

I wish I had a cent added to my bank account for every letter I type.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Greg16 on March 05, 2006, 09:01:56 pm
(I can't resist this one..)


Granted, but since you never specified what meaning of the word cent you ment, or bank for that matter, One hundred years are added for every word you type to your life. (meaning you should probably be dead already)
Cent: Also meaning Century.
Bank: Also meaning obstacle

I wish I didn't have to wish.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lambsquirter on March 06, 2006, 12:08:28 am
wish granted, now get out!! ;)

i wish i could get a job at maxis
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on March 06, 2006, 08:41:36 am
Granted. Youre the coffee slave. You dont even get to see any computers.

I wish Warwick University would hurry up and send me a reply!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on March 06, 2006, 10:03:28 am
Granted, but you get rejected.

I wish I had more time to play my games.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Flamester_ on March 06, 2006, 10:11:35 am
Granted, you get fired.

I wish this wish would not be Granted.

PS. You have to grant it but since is wishes to not to be granted we are all in a paradox
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: MadGiraffe on March 06, 2006, 10:14:53 am
Granted, you get fired.

I wish this wish would not be Granted.

PS. You have to grant it but since is wishes to not to be granted we are all in a paradox

Granted, when it is not. (Double paradox!)

I wish that I knew.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Mr. Wizard on March 06, 2006, 11:42:22 am
Wish granted, you are now confuzzled.

I wish I was God again.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on March 06, 2006, 11:46:32 am
Granted, your healthy, but have to work the next four months non stop.

I wish I had Lost Season one on DVD.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Mr. Wizard on March 06, 2006, 12:14:33 pm
Yes, but then the Invading Aliens come. :(

i wish I had a million dollars!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 06, 2006, 12:15:57 pm
Congrats! You win the 3.5 MILLION dollar lottery! Too bad it was stolen by some high-tech cyber pirates. Yar!

the next person is a cyber pirate.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sgore on March 06, 2006, 12:33:19 pm
Nope Nor is this the Psycic posting game.

I Wish for good to always defeat evil
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: MadGiraffe on March 06, 2006, 12:34:56 pm
Nope Nor is this the Psycic posting game.

I Wish for good to always defeat evil

Granted, but because good doesn't exist without evil and what is evil and what is good is relative the earth is destroyed in it's Apocalypse.

I wish I could find better ways to spend my time...
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Mr. Wizard on March 07, 2006, 01:40:57 am
You do, but it turns out to be so incredibly awesome that it blows you away!

I wish I had 80 trillion dollars.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Tonjevic on March 07, 2006, 02:39:44 am
But because of the sudden influx of money, the economy crashes, and your money means nothing. THe government brings in a new currency, and the most value your money has is a few cents for the museum.

I wish I was good at everything I do.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Tonjevic on March 07, 2006, 06:52:20 am
Wish granted. Need I say more?

I wish upon a star.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Mr. Wizard on March 07, 2006, 12:37:46 pm
It turns out they are cancelling it. Hows that for news! :'(

I wish I had a creature editor now!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on March 07, 2006, 01:21:15 pm
Granted, but since it wasn't canceled, it had to be for ten years, and the team has to begin from scratch again in 2016.

I wish my computer wasn't so screwed up.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on March 07, 2006, 02:30:16 pm
Granted but grammer and syntax your screw up even more.

I wish the computer would tell me to shoot some commes
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Mr. Wizard on March 07, 2006, 02:57:36 pm
Wish granted, but the KGB has been notified.

I wish I had Oblivion right now!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 07, 2006, 05:11:27 pm
Wish granted, but it's so bug-laden that it melts yur computer!

i wish i could win this argument.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Mr. Wizard on March 07, 2006, 06:35:55 pm
It blows your mind. :)

I wish I could survive the next 2 hours.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Tonjevic on March 08, 2006, 12:45:57 am
It's called the gaming steve forums, and people who survive the fishy stick ritual come here. Considering you are already here, it doesnt matter.

I wish for a wish.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on March 08, 2006, 05:45:52 am
Granted, but you can't wish for any thing else, then a wish.

I wish I had a new game for my PSP.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 08, 2006, 12:14:16 pm
Wish granted, but it's just a port of some crappy PS2 game.

I wish for disestablishmentarianism!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: aname on March 09, 2006, 01:23:31 pm
the wish know not what that is and all existence stops and we all asplode

I wish i ruled the universe
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Zuka on March 09, 2006, 01:26:26 pm
Your wish is granted, but you are quickly overthrown by zombie hordes.

I wish I could have a cheeseburger that tasted really good.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: ElemenoP on March 09, 2006, 01:30:42 pm
And you got your wish, but it was so high in saturated fat that it made you a'splode (yes its a'splode not asplode...)

I wish spore would come ou-...wait...that means the guy below me would make the game suck....OHhooh nope, not riskin' that

I wish that aliens existed
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: aname on March 09, 2006, 01:32:02 pm
duh, they tehsinagrateaphooamajicsaw you

i wish i were god
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Zuka on March 09, 2006, 01:32:45 pm
No one likes you.

I wish that I didn't a'splode.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: aname on March 09, 2006, 01:36:38 pm
too bad, you asplode again and this time they nail you to your grave  8)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: aname on March 09, 2006, 08:13:17 pm
you dont.

i wish no one would post
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Greg16 on March 09, 2006, 10:03:58 pm
To bad I posted hehe

I wish I didn't have to go to school  :-\
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: aname on March 09, 2006, 10:21:33 pm
you dont and your house gets blown to bits by the bush administration

i wish coke zero tasted good
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Tonjevic on March 09, 2006, 10:54:03 pm
Your wish is granted, and you drink heaps of it. But since the sweetener is carcinogenic, you get liver cancer and die.

I wish for a fish.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: aname on March 09, 2006, 11:07:37 pm
I slap you with it

i wish i-  :o didnt have thi- :o this eye proble- :o problem
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lambsquirter on March 10, 2006, 12:12:34 am
granted, now u are blind coz i have ur eyes

i wish for fish on me dish
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Zuka on March 10, 2006, 03:08:33 pm
The fish is rotten and you are forced to eat it.

I wish that I don't a'splode no matter what.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 10, 2006, 03:52:45 pm
Wish granted! You now implode! muwahahahah!

i wish Aname didnt remind of things
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Tonjevic on March 10, 2006, 05:33:33 pm
Wish granted: I take out your brain.

I wish for a spore SDK.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 10, 2006, 05:37:47 pm
I dont have a brain! YOU FAIL AT WISH CORRUPTION!

You get Spore SDK, but SDk stands for "Super Donkey Kong"! So you get a game where u get to give DK an extra arm. Have fun!

I wish my friends would log on to AIM so i dont have to talk to you losers!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Tonjevic on March 10, 2006, 06:06:48 pm
I dont have a brain! YOU FAIL AT WISH CORRUPTION!

You get Spore SDK, but SDk stands for "Super Donkey Kong"! So you get a game where u get to give DK an extra arm. Have fun!

I wish my friends would log on to AIM so i dont have to talk to you losers!

That is the most awesome Idea ever! YOU FAIL AT WISH CORRUPTION!

I wish damned_Zombie had some friends, so he wouldn't have to talk to us. The loser.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 10, 2006, 06:08:58 pm
Wish granted. The forums are now not as fun.

I wish i were a moderator!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: DMB on March 10, 2006, 06:53:22 pm
Granted, but Steve thinks you are corrupting your power so he bans you.. heh Overrule!

I wish that I can speak any language at any time I wanted
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 10, 2006, 06:54:51 pm
Wish granted, but your grammar is so bad nobody understands you!

i wish people would go to the book forum more often
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: aname on March 10, 2006, 08:50:09 pm
everyone does but they dont post and ur whole body asplodes, mwahahaha!

I wish that wishes could be corrupted
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: LONE GUNNER3 on March 10, 2006, 09:21:18 pm
Wish granted,Because so ones wish was so corrupt Spore never comes out.


I wish.......I wish......BAH,I wish I could think of a wish  ???
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on March 11, 2006, 01:58:05 am
Granted, but now you wasted the best chance in your life.

I wish I had a Nintendo Revolution, that I could sell on Ebay.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: LONE GUNNER3 on March 11, 2006, 03:16:34 am
Wish granted,But it was an illegal version so you got sent to jail

I wish I had a golden sunset to sit under,and relax,and have no worries of corrupted wishes  ;D
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Wahh on March 11, 2006, 05:34:47 am
You have a golden sunset, but then the sun explodes.

I wish I could drive.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 11, 2006, 07:21:13 am
Wish granted, but a Mack Truck hits your car as you pull out of the driveway and youre paralyzed for life.

I wish i had a book.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on March 11, 2006, 08:44:24 am
Granted, but it is fire rain now.

I wish I had the time, painting skills and extra money to play Warhammer 40k, or just normal Warhammer.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: ilikesanta on March 11, 2006, 09:42:37 am
granted but they all call you a stupid noob

I wish I could take a month off work and take a European vacation with my girlfriend.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Wahh on March 11, 2006, 10:06:19 am
Granted, but your girlfriend runs off with a Frenchman.

I wish Windows would stop sucking so much.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: ElemenoP on March 11, 2006, 09:59:04 pm
Wish granted, but then they got their sweet tails sued off for Unfair Business practicies or whatever the heck it was...

I wish i could meet a real live hobo
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Tonjevic on March 11, 2006, 10:15:30 pm
Granted, but he spews on you, and wrecks your clothes.

I wish I had eyes in the back of my head.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cobra on March 11, 2006, 10:29:56 pm
Granted your eyes are moves to the back of your head shame that you can no longer see that bus heading for you now.

I wish I got that cool job I applied for
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: MetallicDragon on March 11, 2006, 10:35:00 pm
Granted, you appear in a cubicle on the 50th floor of their office. too bad their building burned to the ground 2 days ago...

I wish for wings that worked.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cobra on March 11, 2006, 10:40:24 pm
Granted You have wings and they actully work that is to say they work but are only strong enough to lift someone about 50 pounds lighter than you.


I wish i rememebr to make a wish instead of having to edit this post.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Tonjevic on March 11, 2006, 10:41:38 pm
I will take your wish.

I wish for an extra pair of eyes on the back of my head.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cobra on March 11, 2006, 10:48:53 pm
Granted an extra pair of eyes are added to the ones that are at the back of your head... stil doesn't save you from that bus.

I wish I was a jedi.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lambsquirter on March 11, 2006, 10:51:35 pm
not granted, because i see u dont have midicloriens in you...

i wish that i was a tapeworm
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: MetallicDragon on March 11, 2006, 10:55:35 pm
Granted, you are now a tapeworm. With Claustraphobia!

I wish that I could type coherently at 50 words per minute using only my elbows.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Greg16 on March 11, 2006, 11:57:20 pm
Granted, but you forget how to use your hands permanetly.

I wish that mesquitos never existed.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on March 12, 2006, 08:32:00 am
Granted, but not the Eco system breaks down.

I wish I wasn't so tired.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: ilikesanta on March 12, 2006, 09:17:33 am
Granted but your now addicted ot caffine pills.

I wish i could spell a lot better.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 12, 2006, 10:45:15 am
Wish granted! You are now signed up for 10 years of Honors English in high school. Everybody picks on you and you cant help but have a sense of de ja vu :P

i wish i were a moderator.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 12, 2006, 11:32:30 am
You can see beond, a giant, naked fat man with a machette! RUN IN PHEAR OF HIS UBARNESS!!!

I wish gamingsteve made a flaming section of the forum. i miss it from MEMW :'(
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on March 12, 2006, 12:05:13 pm
Not granted, for various reasons, that I could tell you, but I wont.

I wish I had the first season of Mythbusters on DVD.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 12, 2006, 12:06:15 pm
Wish granted. But i promptly grab it out of your hands and melt it down to form a sculpture of gaming Steve.

i wish people would read the Runelords!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: PatMan33 on March 12, 2006, 12:07:14 pm
Everyone has now read them, but they don't quite get it so they lynch the writers.

I wish Zombie could take a screenshot... but that will never happen... so I wish for world peace.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 12, 2006, 12:11:13 pm
IT WAS FROM GOOGLE!!!

*ahem* Wish granted! But you are torn apart by neo-nazi's who hid underground while jesus was playing poker with all the good people.

i wi-*BOOM!*

*falls to the ground in several, bloody parts*
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on March 12, 2006, 12:12:32 pm
Granted, but it hurts.

I wish I could talk with a Scottish or English accent.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 12, 2006, 12:13:39 pm
Wish granted. Nobody understands you and they get pissed and bludgeon with a rusty shovel.

i wish i wish for a dish.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: PatMan33 on March 12, 2006, 12:17:10 pm
You got it, but Dr. Seuss kills you.

I wish I had another wish.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 12, 2006, 12:35:32 pm
Wish granted. but your other wish never gets granted so too bad!

i wish Steve would come down to the forum games section more often.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Vivec on March 12, 2006, 02:05:01 pm
Granted, but he bans you because you spam too much.

I wish I was God.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on March 12, 2006, 02:09:05 pm
Granted, it is a dull, and unthankfull job.

I wish school wasn't so early.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 12, 2006, 02:20:34 pm
Wish granted, it now starts at 11:59 PM (or 23:59 for you not-american folks)! muwahahaha

I wish WoW would install faster...
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: aname on March 12, 2006, 10:03:52 pm
not taht slow, go to durotan server so I can pwn you >:D
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Aybraus on March 12, 2006, 10:12:59 pm
Granted, but it's 8-bit.

I wish I could post using Thunderbird.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lambsquirter on March 13, 2006, 12:34:45 am
granted but what is a thunderbird, is it the Thunderbirds are Go (puppets)

I wish i was a puppet
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Tonjevic on March 13, 2006, 01:02:12 am
Granted. That is all I have to say.

I wish I had the ability to morph myself like in spore.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Bonobo on March 13, 2006, 01:06:48 am
Granted, but your power only affects the next generation, just like in Spore. You stay the same until you die.

I wish more people would write clones of the tidepool stage.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on March 13, 2006, 04:49:11 am
Granted, they stopped after a couple of minutes.

I wish I wasn't so tired, and that my back wouldn't hurt every time I move.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Aybraus on March 13, 2006, 08:30:44 am
Granted, you have no feeling.

I wish my wish wouldn't be granted.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 13, 2006, 02:01:15 pm
Omfg... here comes Jesus and he is bringing the apocalypse... way to go, meatball!

I wish jesus would come to the gamingsteve forums.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on March 13, 2006, 02:06:43 pm
Granted but hes a Ub3r Fl4mz0r!!111!!! and ummm, flamezors you

I wish I had thought of using a curate person while God was still on the forums.

"all shall be punished in the holy fires of damnation on the day of judgement! Repent sinners!"
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on March 13, 2006, 02:08:04 pm
Granted, but he turned out to be the real god, and smited us all.

I wish I could smite.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 13, 2006, 02:10:13 pm
Wish granted, but your powers are so awesome you accidentally smite your foot when u put yur hands down.

i wish i could summon an undead horde.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 13, 2006, 04:41:08 pm
Wish granted. nothing else happens...

I wish i could photoshop
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: PatMan33 on March 13, 2006, 04:51:10 pm
Okay, but I am your teacher.

I wish I could fondle my students.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: 762 on March 13, 2006, 04:52:00 pm
Granted, but your only teacher is Damned_Zombie, you moron.

I wish I was born in the south.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Genusaus on March 13, 2006, 05:28:56 pm
Granted But you are now my brother, and you speak Castillien

I wish I had alot of Soup.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: PatMan33 on March 13, 2006, 05:48:41 pm
Hmm... wow... thats a pretty solid wish...

Kudos! You get soup!


I wish I wish I had a fish that liked to dance upon a dish while talking to my best friend Trish I wish I wish I had a fish!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: aname on March 13, 2006, 08:40:49 pm
he slaps you and it hits you in the brain somehow.

i wish i was chuck norris
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Gameses the 1st on March 13, 2006, 09:20:38 pm
Good wish, but you go awal and accedentaly kill your family

I wish i was a Gundam
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Genusaus on March 13, 2006, 09:23:48 pm
Wish granted but you self destruct in one second.

I wish I had more Soup, like exponential!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Gameses the 1st on March 13, 2006, 09:27:23 pm
Granted, but your stomach bursts and you die

I wish I hade a good game topic
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on March 14, 2006, 06:40:44 am
Granted, but it becomes to good and shallows the entire galaxy.

I still wish I could smite.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: aname on March 14, 2006, 11:19:26 am
granted... you smite yo mama on acident

i wish that all corupting posts were corupted so that the ycant corupt anymore >:D
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on March 14, 2006, 11:40:00 am
Granted, but it becomes corrupted so it doesn't happen.

I wish I had more time.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Bonobo on March 14, 2006, 01:27:05 pm
Granted. Welcome to prison.

I wish the day were three hours longer.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 14, 2006, 02:49:34 pm
Wish granted. But the earth also moves away from the sun proportionally, so we enter an infinite ice age. Way to go.

I wish Mods would put stuff in my sig.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Gwahir on March 14, 2006, 03:21:51 pm
granted but it's everything you were ever embarassed about

he said day longer by hours, not year longer by days, your corruption makes no sense!!

I wish I was a nuclear weapon that was about to detonate
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: ElemenoP on March 14, 2006, 03:23:06 pm
Granted, you detonated inside a underground facility, so basically, you just exploded.

I wish i was a real boy! *Nose grows*
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Gwahir on March 14, 2006, 03:25:07 pm
fine by me :D

granted, but you're incomplete... yeah...

I wish I was a planet
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 14, 2006, 03:31:40 pm
Iwsh granted. Your the pargest gas planet ever and i drop a match into you. I hope you're warm.

I wish Iwsh were a real word.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: MetallicDragon on March 14, 2006, 04:06:46 pm
Granted, but only in a dead language. A language that has only one word in it.

I wish that pizza had tasted better.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Gwahir on March 14, 2006, 05:01:27 pm
granted but it only tasted better to other people

I wish I could teleport instead of drive. (man is this one asking for punishment... I half expect someone to blow it off and say "too easy")
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Gameses the 1st on March 14, 2006, 07:28:49 pm
Granted, but you teleport to oblivion and die.

I wish I was a Chocobo (Japanese for big chicken) from Final Fantasy
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 15, 2006, 05:34:53 pm
Wish granted. Mmm, you look tasty! Where'd i put that machette... don't run away! It's almost dinner time!

*pulls out sniper rifle*

Bye bye birdy...

*boom!*

I wish i had a fire to cook this chocobo (im just begging for punishment with that one)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: ElemenoP on March 15, 2006, 05:48:33 pm
Granted, but the Choboco had far to many Burritos the night before, and the fire ingnited the methane....which a'sploded you.

I wish I could fly...Im screwed huh...
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 15, 2006, 06:33:38 pm
Oh boy... You throw yourself out of an airplane and start flying like a bird, but you have some rather messy trouble with the landing...

I wish i could forsee the future.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: aname on March 15, 2006, 07:19:19 pm
granted. you see you're own death and commite suicide
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on March 16, 2006, 05:23:29 am
Granted, but it's an anal probe.

I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish (I know it has been done before).
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Gameses the 1st on March 16, 2006, 10:09:54 am
Granted, but since you didn't kill it, it killed you

I wish I was a God
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 16, 2006, 01:05:59 pm
Wish granted, but Mr. Wizard comes over here and promptly takes your powers away.

i wish I had a stick.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: ElemenoP on March 17, 2006, 03:40:09 am
Granted...but you decided to run with it, because thats just what you do...and you fell and poked your eyesphere out

I wish i diddn't have asthma
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on March 17, 2006, 05:29:50 am
Granted, but now you have allergies.

I wish Monster Hunter Freedom wasn't delayed to May.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 17, 2006, 01:47:33 pm
Wish granted, but it turns out it's just another Pokemon game!!

I wish for world peace.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fink on March 17, 2006, 06:59:38 pm
Granted, but now we can't play violent video games

I wish I could go to bed
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Gameses the 1st on March 17, 2006, 10:13:27 pm
Granted, but you die in your sleep.

I wish I had Ultra speed
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on March 17, 2006, 11:51:56 pm
Granted, but now you are so fast that you can't slow down to human levels, so you can never talk with a human again, because people will just mistake you for the wind.

Edit: I wish the next person was Dammed Zombie.
Title: Re: Crazy Post Game!
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 18, 2006, 09:15:22 am
You're banned for not making a wish.

The next person is in the wrong game.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Gameses the 1st on March 18, 2006, 12:43:52 pm
Huh ???

I Wish I had a whole bunch of Gundam Toys
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fink on March 18, 2006, 12:55:10 pm
Huh ???

I Wish I had a whole bunch of Gundam Toys

Ok, but you choke on the small parts

I wish I had somthing to wish for
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Gameses the 1st on March 18, 2006, 12:57:10 pm
Granted, but you wish to die


I wish I could be super smart
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 18, 2006, 02:54:41 pm
Wish granted! You could be, but you never apply yourself.

I wish for my shotgun.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: ilikesanta on March 18, 2006, 03:17:19 pm
Granted but all your zombie friends think you're a traitor and won't talk to you.

I wish I had made a lunch to bring to work today.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 18, 2006, 03:18:24 pm
Wish granted, but i eat it.

I wish i could eat.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Gameses the 1st on March 18, 2006, 05:00:10 pm
Granted, but your no longer a Zombie


I wish I was invinceable
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Oviraptor on March 18, 2006, 05:54:58 pm
Granted, but you are also now a pea.

I wish that this sentence was more exciting.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Gameses the 1st on March 18, 2006, 08:13:07 pm
Granted, but you have a heart attack and die


I wish noone would corrupt my wishes
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: aname on March 18, 2006, 10:03:12 pm
this is impossible, thus you fall out of existence

 i wish I was clockwork from sly cooper and i was imortal
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on March 19, 2006, 01:01:45 am
Granted, but some one sets fire to you, and it burns as hell.

I wish I wasn't sick.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 19, 2006, 08:21:32 am
Wish granted, you're now dead.

I wish steve would corrupt my wish.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Gameses the 1st on March 19, 2006, 10:50:44 am
Granted, but you get banned

I Wish my topic was a very hot topic
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on March 19, 2006, 10:52:29 am
granted but yor topic become so hot everyone involved in them dies of heat stroke
I wish I had more beer
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on March 19, 2006, 10:54:02 am
Granted, you get drunk and pass out on the table.

I wish the new episodes of the Simpsons were as good as the old ones.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Gameses the 1st on March 19, 2006, 11:08:55 am
Granted, but there all reruns

I Wish I was a mod
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on March 19, 2006, 11:17:54 am
granted but its in a forum with no contributors :P
i wish i had a huge wad of cash
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: noogle on March 19, 2006, 12:44:15 pm
granted,but it is monoply money

I wish I had a dog
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Gameses the 1st on March 19, 2006, 12:52:53 pm
Granted, but it's a wolf and it eats you alive

I WISH HELL WOULD FREEEEZE OVER
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on March 19, 2006, 12:54:18 pm
granted but your stuck beneath the ice
I wish my next wish was incorruptable, try and get that!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on March 19, 2006, 01:00:23 pm
granted... at least the Deja vu machine works

I wish the Deja vu machine worked
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Gameses the 1st on March 19, 2006, 01:02:31 pm
this is impossible, thus you fall out of existencel


ADUR

I wish werechicken did not exist
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on March 19, 2006, 01:06:33 pm
granted but as werechicken doesn't exist you couldn't have made tht wish and so he pops back into existence
I wish the deja vu machine was broken
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Gameses the 1st on March 19, 2006, 01:25:00 pm
Granted, but without memorie mankind can not exist

I wish I could Post on BZPower(BIONICLE ZONE POWER)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: noogle on March 19, 2006, 01:34:52 pm
granted but no one is on there

I wish I had a Friendly wolf
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Gameses the 1st on March 19, 2006, 01:39:23 pm
Granted, but you die because fleas eat you alive

I wish this site would blow up after I log off
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Vivec on March 19, 2006, 02:04:47 pm
Granted, but it only blows up for you, and all your friends, so you never post again.

I wish Gameses the 1st posted legibly, and quit making confusing Forum Games.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Gameses the 1st on March 19, 2006, 02:08:27 pm
Granted, but then I wouldn't be me I'd be you

I WISH YOU ALL WOULD BE MY FRIENDS
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on March 19, 2006, 02:10:21 pm
granted but it'll never happen in this dimensipn so you're taken to a weird spooky dimension where everything is scary
I wish I was omnipotent
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on March 19, 2006, 02:12:34 pm
granted, you now know why gameses was banned from bionicleworld ;)

I wish I had eye powers like the kids in "The Bloodening"
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Gameses the 1st on March 19, 2006, 02:14:41 pm
1. didn't get banned 2.Granted, but you kill everyone

I wish gundams would rule the earth
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: noogle on March 19, 2006, 02:22:36 pm
granted but they squish you with their feet
I wish I had a boyfriend
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Vivec on March 19, 2006, 02:26:33 pm
Granted, but it's Gameses.

I wish I was better at Notrium.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on March 19, 2006, 02:27:56 pm
I was going to say that
granted but you now find it soo easy its annoying
I wish i could find a girlfriend
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Gameses the 1st on March 19, 2006, 02:28:59 pm
Hey >:( >:(

Granted, but she dies

I wish i knew what he said
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on March 19, 2006, 02:31:06 pm
granted but we still find you really annoying
I wish I had a fish
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Gameses the 1st on March 19, 2006, 02:33:37 pm
Granted, but it kills you
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on March 19, 2006, 02:34:29 pm
make a wish gameses
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Gameses the 1st on March 19, 2006, 02:35:50 pm
I wish you would go away
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: noogle on March 19, 2006, 02:39:35 pm
granted but we come back


I wish I had a boyfriend that despises gundam
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: MadGiraffe on March 19, 2006, 02:41:56 pm
granted but we come back


I wish I had a boyfriend that despises gundam

Granted but he's too old for you and gets into jail for pedophilia.

I wish internet had an age restriction, about, 15 or so.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on March 19, 2006, 02:44:28 pm
granted but somehow gameses the 1st gets some sort of exemption
I wish I lived in a world without gundams, anywhere
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: MadGiraffe on March 19, 2006, 02:47:43 pm
Granted, but there are still other idiotic stuff to go overly fanatic about in a irritating fashion.

I wish I got go back in time to a younger age which all my memories and abilities I have today.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Vivec on March 19, 2006, 02:48:48 pm
Granted, but Gameses is inculded in those memories.

I wish I was Chuck Norris.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: BalkanDain on March 19, 2006, 02:50:32 pm
Granted now gay men everywhere want to rape you.

I wish I had a penny.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on March 19, 2006, 02:53:21 pm
granted but that penny is iradiated and you die horribly from radiation poisoning
I wish i was more caring
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fink on March 19, 2006, 02:55:14 pm
Done, but you wouldn't be as funny

I wish I had a mt dew right now

[Edit: W00t, post number 100!]
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: thegreatloofa on March 19, 2006, 02:57:12 pm
Granted, The whole Mt. Dew crashes on top of you.

I wish I could play an instrument.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: MadGiraffe on March 19, 2006, 02:58:40 pm
Granted, here's your triangle.

I wish I had a extremely good programmer to make a game with which just came to my head.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on March 19, 2006, 02:59:40 pm
granted but its already on the market in another persons name
I wish gameses doesn't come back

- cheers for the compliment Fink
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: noogle on March 19, 2006, 03:42:46 pm
granted but another person equally as annoying as him comes here
I wish my sister would go away
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on March 19, 2006, 03:44:03 pm
Granted but you get Gameses as a sunstitute
i wish that girl from my course didn't have a boyfriend
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: thegreatloofa on March 19, 2006, 03:47:59 pm
Granted, she becomes a nun with a vow of celibacy.

I wish I was taller.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: noogle on March 19, 2006, 03:50:43 pm
granted but you are so tall your head is in space
I wish there was no such thing as history class
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on March 19, 2006, 03:51:32 pm
granted you now live on prehistoric earth
I wish I had a bigger room in halls....
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: noogle on March 19, 2006, 05:30:59 pm
granted but it is filled with rubber ducks
I wish my imaginary boyfriend was out of jail
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on March 19, 2006, 05:33:57 pm
granted but he dumps you for his cell mate
I wish I was a millionaire
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: thegreatloofa on March 19, 2006, 05:36:00 pm
Granted, but due to inflation it is worth about 15p of todays money.

I wish I could get a job.

Please say a job with Will Wright! Please say a job with Will Wright! *Crosses fingers*
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: noogle on March 19, 2006, 05:37:19 pm
granted but you are a sewage inspector
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: noogle on March 19, 2006, 05:58:49 pm
I wish I was a god :D
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on March 19, 2006, 06:05:12 pm
granted but your bound to some crappy horn and get killed by arnold schwartzaneger
I wish I knew how to spell his name
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: noogle on March 19, 2006, 06:11:07 pm
granted but no one can know his muscular name so he kills you
I wish I had a pet Ornithomimus
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: thegreatloofa on March 19, 2006, 06:47:35 pm
Granted, but it has explosive diarrhoea.

I wish I had a high-end gaming rig.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on March 19, 2006, 07:21:39 pm
granted but its high end for 1991
I wish i had a copy of oblivion
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Oviraptor on March 19, 2006, 07:35:55 pm
Okay, here you go: Oblivion (http://www.coastersandmore.de/rides/oblivion/oblivionmaine.shtml)

I wish that the letter "e" would get replaced with "ə".
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: thegreatloofa on March 19, 2006, 07:41:31 pm
Granted, but every other letter gets replaced with x

I wish there was more nice weather in the UK
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on March 19, 2006, 07:59:41 pm
granted but you now live in Scandinavia
I wish I could sleep with a super hot model
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: thegreatloofa on March 19, 2006, 08:06:08 pm
Granted, but shes already been dead for five months.

I wish I could fly unaided.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Oviraptor on March 19, 2006, 08:09:28 pm
You were just asking for this one! Here you go: Super Hot Madel (http://images.google.com/images?q=Male+model&btnG=Search+Images) Take your pick!

I wish that lighter-than-air flight was more prevalent.


You ruined it! Oh well.

Granted, you are now a blimp.

I wish that lighter-than-air flight was more prevalent.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on March 19, 2006, 08:25:24 pm
hmm those models look pretty se... wait a minute THEY'RE GUYS!

granted you die in a hindenbrerg style blimp disaster
I wish the girl I fancied would ditch her boyfriend and go out with me
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Gameses the 1st on March 19, 2006, 08:52:10 pm
Granted, but She's crazy gonna kill you about you

I wish you wouldn't bomb on me
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on March 20, 2006, 04:19:23 am
Granted, every one else carries on dumbing on you
I wish gameses used grammar
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on March 20, 2006, 05:25:35 am
Granted, but he becomes a grammar nazi.

I wish my throat didn't hurt so much.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: noogle on March 20, 2006, 06:14:02 am
granted but now you don't have legs

I wish spore would come out soon
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: LadyM on March 20, 2006, 06:30:44 am
granted but its only available in Iceland

I wish my wireless internet would stop going out
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: noogle on March 20, 2006, 06:34:02 am
granted but now it is so slow you will see this message in a year

i wish i was in Iceland
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on March 20, 2006, 08:28:18 am
Granted but its all icey and you dont have thermal clothing so you freeze to cube! 20X6!

I wish I lived in 20X6... and gameses wasnt there (I'm on to you guys!)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: thegreatloofa on March 20, 2006, 08:32:33 am
Granted, but aname is now the Lord of the Earth!

I wish that Firefly is renewed for another series.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: noogle on March 20, 2006, 08:41:22 am
granted, but firefly is just a picture of the word "firefly" for thirty minutes

I wish i was happy, try and corrupt that!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on March 20, 2006, 09:03:18 am
Granted but your only happy for a few minutes.

I wish I wasn't sick (yes I know I have used  that before, but I am still sick)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: noogle on March 20, 2006, 09:29:20 am
granted, but now scientists want your DNA

I wish I was a zombie
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Mangerman on March 20, 2006, 09:32:12 am
Granted, you are adopted in Damned Zombies Army.

I wish I had enough time.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: noogle on March 20, 2006, 09:51:57 am
granted you got a magical time watch but it breaks so you are stuck

I wish I was cooler 8)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on March 20, 2006, 09:59:21 am
granted your dead from hyperthermia
I wish i was sexier
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: noogle on March 20, 2006, 10:02:11 am
granted, now you have an equally sexy boyfriend

I wish I was immortal
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on March 20, 2006, 10:07:06 am
granted but you have to start at the very dawn of time
I wish i had a kitten
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: LadyM on March 20, 2006, 10:14:53 am
granted but you are very allergic to it

I wish i could have a real wish come true
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on March 20, 2006, 10:16:18 am
granted but you didn't notice
I wish I wasn't allergic to my imaginary kitten
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on March 20, 2006, 10:50:44 am
Granted but now your allergic to your imaginary dog.

I wish I had the best PC in the world.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on March 20, 2006, 10:52:21 am
granted but that world is 1984
i wish i got rid of my imaginary dog
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: thegreatloofa on March 20, 2006, 11:00:49 am
Granted, you now have a real dog (rabid no doubt).

I wish to go to Australia
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on March 20, 2006, 12:54:32 pm
Granted, a dingo eats your baby and skippy kicks you in the stomach and you die from internal bleeding.

I wish that in Russia Vodka didnt drink YOU!!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Mr. Wizard on March 20, 2006, 01:42:24 pm
Granted. Yakov never existed, those jokes don't exist. :(


I wish I had a UFO.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on March 20, 2006, 01:44:13 pm
granted your strapped to the automatic disection machine
I wish I had a bottle of vodka
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on March 20, 2006, 01:57:27 pm
Granted but you are in Russia... you know the rest.

I wish i had a pet electric eel to power my house and kill my enemies.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on March 20, 2006, 02:18:51 pm
granted but the eels is up your ***
i wish I didn't have such a twisted sense of humour
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Post by: LadyM on March 20, 2006, 03:42:39 pm
granted but now you have a twisted colon... [and shame on you for your post]

I wish my chickens could talk
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Polymer on March 20, 2006, 03:45:55 pm
Granted, but now you relize how stupid it is and can't shut it up.

I wish I could fly
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: MrFrenik on March 20, 2006, 04:59:37 pm
Granted but you've been exploited as a freak and soon will be burned alive

I wish for spiritual enlightenment
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 20, 2006, 05:45:29 pm
Wish granted, God comes down and kicks your butt at Civ 4 every freaking day.

I wish I could get this emulator to work...
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on March 20, 2006, 06:47:30 pm
granted, then the copy-write protection people throw you in jail
I wish I didn't have to pay a deposit for my halls
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: ElemenoP on March 20, 2006, 06:52:26 pm
Granted....the halls then collaspe due to lack of maintanence
OR if you mean cough drops
Granted....unfortunatly your deposite was what was buying the Halls, and you cough up your lung one day.

I wish i had a pony  ;D

Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on March 20, 2006, 06:59:49 pm
granted, it throws you off trample you to death, then eats your still twitching corpse
I wish I had THAT pony
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fink on March 20, 2006, 07:00:41 pm
Granted but it sure makes one hell of a mess

I wish I didn't have AD... hay look! A bird!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on March 20, 2006, 08:37:27 pm
granted you where so focused on that bird you starved to death
I wish i didn't have insomnia
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lambsquirter on March 21, 2006, 01:33:56 am
granted, now u can sleep and dream of spore

i wish i could look under the dresses of thai girls
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on March 21, 2006, 01:38:14 am
granted, but they're all really boys
I wish my assigment would do itself
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: thegreatloofa on March 21, 2006, 01:41:02 am
Granted, but you get a fail for it.

I wish the builders nextdoor would give up hammering.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on March 21, 2006, 01:45:13 am
granted they start drilling instead
I wish someone else would come up with a wish for me
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on March 21, 2006, 01:57:32 am
Granted, you now wish to be kicked in the stomach every teen minutes.

I wish I could remember some of the dumb things my class mates have said, so I could post them in the "Everything Else" board.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lambsquirter on March 21, 2006, 02:09:24 am
wish granted, now go and quote away

i wish that i had mo' money
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on March 21, 2006, 02:10:55 am
granted the firemen dig your carcass out of a small mountain of money - and steal your wallet
I wish spore was out now
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lambsquirter on March 21, 2006, 02:12:15 am
granted, however, u have to goto the future to experince it

i wish that i could have a slave for a day
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on March 21, 2006, 02:13:45 am
granted but the slave is called sparticus (you know the rest)
i wish my personal tutor wasn't an ass-hole
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lambsquirter on March 21, 2006, 02:16:50 am
granted, now i will be more of an arsehole (i am ur tutor)!!

i wish that i had mo' ho's
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: thegreatloofa on March 21, 2006, 02:19:16 am
Granted, you can now till fields faster.

I wish I could type faster one handed.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on March 21, 2006, 02:20:29 am
Granted, but you lose your other hand.

I wish I could just get this week of, so I could rest.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lambsquirter on March 21, 2006, 02:21:47 am
granted, but you have to eat broccolli as compensation

i wish i could fly, i wish
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on March 21, 2006, 02:44:49 am
granted but you get sucked into a jet engine
I wish there where more people on my universities facebook
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: noogle on March 21, 2006, 05:13:25 am
granted but they are all ugly

I wish I had my own computer
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on March 21, 2006, 05:57:30 am
Granted but it is from 1981.

I wish I had the best chair in the world.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: noogle on March 21, 2006, 06:03:15 am
granted, but as soon as you sit on it it breaks

I wish my breakfest was ready
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on March 21, 2006, 06:24:38 am
Granted, you eat your eggs and die of cholesterol 60 years from now. Sucker!

I wish the kitchen in my house was finished. (and not crappy, or deadly)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Polymer on March 21, 2006, 07:32:30 am
granted and nothing bad happens...

I wish i could think of snappy comebacks
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on March 21, 2006, 08:18:04 am
Granted, but no one wants to hear them.

I wish I never had to pay for any thing again, but I am would still be alive.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: noogle on March 21, 2006, 09:46:24 am
granted but the only thing to buy is dirt

I wish I was you

(oh and Krakow my sisters ate all my eggs so i had oatmeal for breakfest, so no cholesterol for me  :D)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on March 21, 2006, 10:03:43 am
granted but while installing the most safe and perfect kitchen in the world the builders cut through a support beam and your crushed to death while cooking in the nude one day, the firemen bull out your crushed naked corpse wearing nothing buut a kiss the cook apron :P
I wish I wasn't soooooo evil
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: noogle on March 21, 2006, 10:06:34 am
granted but now we don't love you any more

I wish i was five years older
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on March 21, 2006, 10:09:24 am
granted,your hit by a car and wake up from a coma only to discover its five years later, and you've lost an arm
I wish someone else would do my presentation
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: noogle on March 21, 2006, 10:15:57 am
granted but he is a baboon and he gives everyone rabies

I wish I had five more wishes
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on March 21, 2006, 10:49:53 am
Granted, but you can only use them, to wish for old fish sticks.

I wish I could talk like a sea pirate, yarrr.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on March 21, 2006, 11:02:45 am
granted, the britsh navy capture you and execute you, it's the Georgian times after all
I my dinner was ready now
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: noogle on March 21, 2006, 11:21:08 am
granted now you are your dinner ;D

i wish it was my birthday today
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: thegreatloofa on March 21, 2006, 11:26:47 am
Granted, it is now the day of your birth.

Awww! Ooz a coot wikkuw shnookumz den?

I wish to be more interesting.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: noogle on March 21, 2006, 11:31:01 am
granted but now you are SO interesting you are boring

I wish I was an amazing bouncing ferrat
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on March 21, 2006, 12:49:53 pm
granted, the britsh navy capture you and execute you, it's the Georgian times after all
I my dinner was ready now
Dont you know history? The british goverment actually condoned piracy, pirates got to rob as many foreign ships as they liked and they gave a little to the government as a sort of 'piracy tax' and werent persecuted. The Spanish hated pirates.

Granted but since one of those exists only in the world of imaginations you get trapped in the mind of a five year old forever.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on March 21, 2006, 12:51:28 pm
they did execute pirates who attacked British vessels
and make a wish
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on March 21, 2006, 12:54:17 pm
I wish I was a legalised british pirate... yar!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Madchat18 on March 21, 2006, 12:59:52 pm
Granted but you don't have a ship or a computer and you spend your days drinking on the beach thinking of what might've been.

I wish I could get off work and play Oblivion!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: aname on March 21, 2006, 01:23:05 pm
the foreiners banded together and ramed your ship until it fell apart, you then got eaten by a shark

I wish I was gordon freeman
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on March 21, 2006, 01:26:20 pm
Granted but first a portal storm destroys your workplace, government assasins try to kill you, aliens try to kill you, when you finally destroy the alien leader some suit guy freezes you. When you wake up earth has been invaded, you have to fight through a zombie infested town, invade an abandoned prison and get shot up by whiney turrets, then when you get out you fight your way to a giant tower, blow some stuff up again and get frozen by suit-guy again... happy?

I wish aname had corrupted the right wish
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 21, 2006, 01:31:37 pm
Wish granted. Aname then kills you while i take picutres.

I wish I were perma-rezzed in the Kill People thread.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: aname on March 21, 2006, 01:34:41 pm
you get perma rezed, but banned for somehow breaking the rules.

I wish i had a pumpkin pie. (having it smashed in my face doesent count as a coruption)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on March 21, 2006, 02:06:49 pm
granted the pumpkin was covered in pesticides and wasn't washed, your still twitching corpse is found a few hours later
I wish people would stick to the point on the family guy game thread
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 21, 2006, 03:20:17 pm
Wish granted. Everyone now acts like a fat, stupid american.

I wish I played the Family Guy Game.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on March 21, 2006, 03:33:00 pm
wish granted now go and post you *********************
I wish steve would post what happened today already
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: noogle on March 21, 2006, 03:49:54 pm
granted but it is in invisible text
I wish I was cute
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 21, 2006, 03:50:35 pm
Wish granted. You're a kitten andi drown you.

I wish Steve would add me to his friend's list on Mario Kart.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: noogle on March 21, 2006, 04:04:49 pm
granted, but he pwns you so bad that when you start the race he circles the track five thousand times before you before you can say "mushroom"

I wish could go to Japan
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 21, 2006, 04:05:59 pm
Wish granted.

*smacks noogle square on the top of the head with a huge, huge hammer*

Don't melt in the core!

I wish people would read The Runelords.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on March 21, 2006, 04:07:55 pm
granted, we all hate it, and you for making us read it
i wish my mouse wouldn't go mental when I'm playing homeworld 2
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 21, 2006, 04:14:24 pm
Wish granted, it kills itself.

i wish suicide weren't the answer.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: LadyM on March 21, 2006, 04:21:01 pm
Suicide is never the answer

I wish I had a cookie
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 21, 2006, 04:25:04 pm
Wish granted. I eat it.

I wish people woudlnt take me so literally.

*slits wrists*
LOL! IT"S RED!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: MrFrenik on March 21, 2006, 04:36:23 pm
Granted, but now no one believes anything you say

I wish I didn't have to write this english paper...
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 21, 2006, 04:42:46 pm
Wish granted, you lose, god day, sir!

I wish Willy Wonka were here.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on March 21, 2006, 05:28:47 pm
wish granted, first your forced through a chemical waste pipe, then your nearly killed in a ceiling fan, then you are nearly burnt alive when your accidently sent to the furnace,then you're given an experimental food aditive and swell up like a blue balloon and finally your shrunk to the size of a flea and told to **** off 'cause you took a suvenere to support your poor starving family
I wish my teachers DVD that I lent to a friend wasn't now damaged
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Oviraptor on March 21, 2006, 05:31:17 pm
Granted, it is now a documentary on shoe polish, but it's in mint condition!

I wish that the dish didn't run away with the spoon. :'(
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: aname on March 21, 2006, 07:40:48 pm
granted. the spoon gets angry with the dish, and they have a gun fight. hundreds of inocent civillians die.

i wish that I was godzilla
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: MrFrenik on March 21, 2006, 08:36:22 pm
Granted, but now you're godzilla  (it just seemed bad enough by itself)

I wish that I was funky, funky fresh
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: aname on March 21, 2006, 09:00:49 pm
yogranted. you are in the 1500s and you are pronounced insane.

((being godzilla rocks))

i still wish that i was godzilla
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fink on March 21, 2006, 09:01:56 pm
Granted, but now you're godzilla  (it just seemed bad enough by itself)

I wish that I was funky, funky fresh

Granted, however, you’re white

[Edit]
yogranted. you are in the 1500s and you are pronounced insane.

((being godzilla rocks))

i still wish that i was godzilla

Granted, but your too big to play video games
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Kyle_1223 on March 21, 2006, 09:21:31 pm
I wish i was flawless.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: aname on March 21, 2006, 09:32:35 pm
granted. you are now a dimond and you get smashed

i wish i had a house with paded ceilings and walls, wasnt the luny bin, didnt have any sharp objects, and didnt have anything to slice. also it has to be invulnerable
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: MrFrenik on March 21, 2006, 09:37:46 pm
granted, but you're bored

wish I had me a copy of spore  (interested to know how this will be twisted around)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Vivec on March 21, 2006, 10:11:52 pm
Granted. You have a copy of an actual spore. That's what you get for not capitalizing stuff.

I wish I had Spore. (see?)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Mr. Wizard on March 21, 2006, 10:14:23 pm
Granted, Here you go. (http://www.google.com/musicl?lid=qbaQEWlHi5L&aid=0zxVhBmUktF)

I wish I had a copy of Will Wright's new game, Spore. :)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: aname on March 21, 2006, 10:28:07 pm
okay. it is a 2 minutes pong game called spore and you look at spores. this game is from will wright of utah.

I wish i had a disc/discs with the data from spore, and it worked, and it didnt suck, and it is the best game ever, and i cant hurt myself with it, and i cant get hurt, disapointed, emotainally disturbed, or angry in any way. beat that. >:D
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: MrFrenik on March 21, 2006, 10:57:58 pm
yeah, you didn't capitalize either.  way to not learn from others' mistakes.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: aname on March 21, 2006, 11:04:00 pm
you didnt corupt it
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: ElemenoP on March 22, 2006, 12:25:24 pm
Ok, you got the spore data, but the disc released a sedatative that made you lose all feeling you were then arrested, and your computer blew up

I wish i had a monkey
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 22, 2006, 12:39:17 pm
Wish granted, it throws dung at you. Forever.

I wish i could pwn at Mario Kart...
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on March 22, 2006, 12:56:21 pm
granted, but its the SNES version
I wish I has a sex buddy who is attractive and female and alive
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 22, 2006, 01:00:34 pm
Wish granted. She has five different STDs, ranging from genital herpes to full blown AIDS! Enjoy!

I wish my guidance councilor weren't such a rpick.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on March 22, 2006, 01:02:39 pm
granted he's now just an annoying  jerk
I wish hitler had been run down by a car as a child
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on March 22, 2006, 01:04:19 pm
Granted but Stalin conquered the world.

I wish I had a PS 3 I could sell on Ebay. It shouldn't be stolen or cursed or not work or some thing.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 22, 2006, 01:05:26 pm
Wish granted, it EAST YOU ALIVE AND SPITS OUT YOUR SOUL!

i wi-OH SHI...

*Blaring horn*
*SCREEEEEEEEECH!*
*Thwohmp!*
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on March 22, 2006, 01:07:06 pm
granted but it is just a PS2 with the number 2 crossed out and a three written in its place - but it works
I wish I had better room in halls
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 22, 2006, 01:07:59 pm
Wish not granted, cuz u skipped my wish!

i wish someone would respond to my previous wish!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: ElemenoP on March 22, 2006, 02:54:15 pm
Granted, you got that magic horse you wanted seconds before getting hit with a bus, the horse was driving...

I wish i was telekinetic
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on March 22, 2006, 03:02:45 pm
Granted, the villagers burn you for being a witch
I wish I was somewhere over the rainbow....
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: ElemenoP on March 22, 2006, 03:05:38 pm
Granted, but a house landed on your sister when you got there

I wish for some Tai food(so good!! *gargle gargle gargle*)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Bobthetriangle on March 22, 2006, 03:33:16 pm
granted, but the food came to life and ate you. now you know how that poor tai food felt.

i wish to live forever.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on March 22, 2006, 03:50:08 pm
granted, but yu hve to start from the dawn of time itself- repeat wish
I wish to own the earth
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: noogle on March 22, 2006, 03:53:07 pm
granted but I blow it up as soon as you buy it

I wish I had an atom bomb,that will not blow up unless i tell it to by my will power
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Bobthetriangle on March 22, 2006, 03:58:38 pm
granted, but radiation leaks and kills you.

i wish i had 10 billion dollars
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on March 22, 2006, 04:13:05 pm
granted, but the fraud squad throw you in jail for the rest of your life for income tax evasion
I wish The spore article is posted soon
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 22, 2006, 04:43:26 pm
Wish granted. The Spore article will be posted soon, but not now.

I wish people would learn to type.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Bobthetriangle on March 22, 2006, 04:49:34 pm
granted, but people type so much that they start to annoy you.

i wish i was out of jail.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 22, 2006, 04:51:04 pm
Wish granted, you're boy is incinerated after somebody threw you into the furnace and your ashes float up through the exhaust and into the atmosphere.

i wish i had a flame...
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Bobthetriangle on March 22, 2006, 04:57:45 pm
granted, your hair ignites.

i wish for the ability to wish a wish so good that nobody can corrupt it
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: carcajou on March 22, 2006, 05:04:31 pm
granted, but, hell, no!

I wish I had a time machine
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Oviraptor on March 22, 2006, 05:06:15 pm
Wihs granted:

granted, but, hell, no!

I wish I had a time machine

I wish for a blind, aging turkey!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Bobthetriangle on March 22, 2006, 05:08:58 pm
granted, the old turkey has a heart attack and falls dead onto a button labeled, "Nuke Oviraptor."

i wish i owned the gaming steve website(including forums)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Vivec on March 22, 2006, 07:05:39 pm
Granted, but without Steve, the SuperAdmin! the forum falls into horrible-ness.

I wish I was James Bond.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: ElemenoP on March 22, 2006, 07:18:26 pm
Granted, You are Jamed Edward bond, a 52 year old hairdresser who lives with his mom

I wish there were more smileys than
 :) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'(
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Vivec on March 22, 2006, 07:29:46 pm
Granted, but only one. >:D

I wish I was the spy, James Bond.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: DMB on March 22, 2006, 07:43:25 pm
Granted but you are now retired.

I wish that I redo any test that I took
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on March 22, 2006, 10:14:53 pm
granted, you sill get an F
I wish I had a cute lttle puppy who would make me happy
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: carcajou on March 22, 2006, 11:44:25 pm
granted, but it will grow up and eat you

I wish I could finish my text I was suppose to finish 2 days ago
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cobra on March 23, 2006, 03:11:29 am
Granted but your still in trouble for not doing it 2 days ago.

I wish I had an Xbox 360 with Oblivion.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on March 23, 2006, 03:54:10 am
Granted but it implodes for no reasons what so ever.

I wish there was some thing good on TV.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on March 23, 2006, 04:23:36 am
granted, but now you don't have a TV
I wish my imaginary puppy doesn't grow up to eat me
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: thegreatloofa on March 23, 2006, 05:46:34 am
Granted, it grows up and mauls you to death.

I wish I had a 52" Plasma screen TV
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: noogle on March 23, 2006, 07:48:59 am
granted but while watching "jaws" you get eaten

I wish I had cockroach's instead of mice in my home
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: carcajou on March 23, 2006, 08:42:53 am
granted, but they invite over their friends of the rodent family...

I wish the temperature regulator has been repaired on the 6th moon of Jupiter
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: ElemenoP on March 23, 2006, 03:50:15 pm
 granted, i dont know what that is, so im just gonna say llamas ate it

I wish i could change colors
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Pando on March 23, 2006, 06:18:55 pm
Wish granted, they are now all pink.


I wish I'll get an A on my DBQ tomorrow.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 23, 2006, 06:20:31 pm
Wish granted, but the A stands for A**!!!

I wish Steve would say the f-word.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: ElemenoP on March 23, 2006, 07:18:24 pm
Granted, F for forum

All iwant are fricken sharks with fricken laser beams attached to their  heads
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Bobthetriangle on March 23, 2006, 08:37:07 pm
granted, the "fricken sharks" zap you with their "fricken laser beams"

i wish i was dead
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Gwahir on March 23, 2006, 08:53:27 pm
granted but you go to hell

I wish I was unaware of all things and nothing had an effect on me and I had no bodily or mental necessities.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Bobthetriangle on March 23, 2006, 08:57:34 pm
granted, but the universe implodes and you're the only living thing in the entire universe.

i wish i was alive again.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Gwahir on March 23, 2006, 08:59:22 pm
granted but you remember your experiences in hell and know you will return.

(I might be the only thing left, but I'm not aware of that, so I don't care)

I wish I was nothing
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Bobthetriangle on March 23, 2006, 09:02:39 pm
granted, but because you no longer exist the wish expired.

i wish i died and went to hell (again)

(edit- Can you see the pic in my signiture? i'm having trouble trying to get it to work. it was working last night but now for some reason its not working anymore...  :( )
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: MrFrenik on March 23, 2006, 10:09:59 pm
granted, but even satan doesn't like you and sends you back to earth, destined to keep on wishin'

I wish some new spore info would come out, damnit
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Bobthetriangle on March 23, 2006, 10:13:20 pm
(HAHA you just made my wish better!)

granted, the game project was cancelled.

i wish satan died and went to hell.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: MrFrenik on March 23, 2006, 10:19:59 pm
granted, and you made him happy - GOOD GOING

I wish this game would end
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Bobthetriangle on March 23, 2006, 10:21:50 pm
granted, but only because i won.

i wish i was god
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: MrFrenik on March 23, 2006, 10:22:32 pm
done
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Bobthetriangle on March 23, 2006, 10:24:46 pm
YAY! I WIN!!!  ;D :P :D :) ;D 8) :P ;D
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: carcajou on March 23, 2006, 11:30:57 pm
granted, but I steal the cup

I wish there would be localized bakeries on every streets
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on March 24, 2006, 02:05:17 am
Granted, but they suck and the people in them are jackasses.

I wish I had a XPS 600 Dell PC.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Martham112 on March 24, 2006, 02:08:32 am
Granted but it's broken and it was the last one made so you can't get it replaced.

I wish E3 was tommorrow
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on March 24, 2006, 03:03:37 am
granted but it's a rerun of last years E3 to warm you up for this years one
I wish they had said more about spore at the GDC
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on March 24, 2006, 03:47:34 am
Granted, but rather predictably they said it wasnt coming out ::)

I wish all spore-based wishes didnt end up being 'but it doesnt come out' or 'it sucks'
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: ElemenoP on March 24, 2006, 05:58:36 am
Granted everything that the devs came up with sucked....WHAT HAVE I DONE!?!?!

I wish that spore was the best game EVER
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on March 24, 2006, 06:24:52 am
granted
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 24, 2006, 12:20:37 pm
Wish granted, but the universe implodes on itself.

i wish Maypril were a real month.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: MrFrenik on March 24, 2006, 01:42:20 pm
Granted, but now the saying must be changed from "april showers bring may flowers" to "maypril showers bring one, gay summer"

I wish I didn't have to post a wish after crushing someone else's
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on March 24, 2006, 02:35:32 pm
Granted, now your both depressed.

I wish I would stop coughing.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on March 24, 2006, 03:05:07 pm
granted, your lungs will be removed shortly
I wish I had a sandwhich, which wasn't made of something disgusting, poisoned or stolen
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: aname on March 24, 2006, 03:06:10 pm
granted. your throat clogs up and you slowly die

i wish that i would die and so would everyone else and spore wouldnt come out and we all went to hell.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: ElemenoP on March 24, 2006, 06:56:07 pm
Granted.....AHHH CRAP *satan laughter* BWAHAHAHAHA

I wish that none of the crap aname wished for had happened
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: aname on March 24, 2006, 07:35:10 pm
granted. but instead somthing worse happens. :(

i wish he never said that
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: ElemenoP on March 24, 2006, 08:51:20 pm
granted...but then i wouldnt be granting this wish if i never said anything in the first place, so I cant grant the wish, but then the old wish stays exactly the same

I wish people other than me could figure out what i mean by that
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on March 25, 2006, 05:26:31 am
Granted, but one of them have to be stupid and not worth wishing.

I wish the weekend was longer.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lambsquirter on March 25, 2006, 05:30:32 am
granted, now u are unemployed!

I wish Thailand wasn't smelly..
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: ElemenoP on March 25, 2006, 08:25:33 am
Granted, now the rest of the world smells like horse poop
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 25, 2006, 09:55:26 am
WIsh granted, the universe explodes from its imploded position.

i wish people would remember to wish.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on March 25, 2006, 11:34:30 am
Granted, but they wish you gone.

I wish dammed zombie was gone (had to continue the joke.)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: MetallicDragon on March 25, 2006, 03:25:25 pm
Granted, but then Gaming Steve brings him back because he is a moderator.

I wish my little brother would get off the computer so that I could play The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on March 25, 2006, 04:10:32 pm
granted but he accidentally wiped the hard-drive and now you have to re-install your OS
I wish my money would come sooner so I can get oblivion quickly
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 25, 2006, 04:55:41 pm
Wish granted, it comes at you very, very fast in the form of projectile pennies shot from a nail gun. Enjoy.

I wish my mp3 player had more storage so i could put all of these Metallica songs i just downloaded on it.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: MetallicDragon on March 25, 2006, 06:33:31 pm
Granted, unfortunately that's not a songs, that's a virus!

I wish something good would come on TV.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 25, 2006, 06:36:36 pm
Wish granted, but you're grounded by your mom for watching that kind of stuff  :o

I wish i had one of those channels for free.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on March 25, 2006, 11:03:12 pm
granted, but its guy on guy, or girl on girl, whichever one you DON'T like
I wish my lab assignment would get a high mark
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Tylui on March 25, 2006, 11:16:22 pm
There's an F on the highest point of your paper.

I wish I had a job.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: MetallicDragon on March 25, 2006, 11:28:20 pm
granted, you now get paid $0.00 an hour to surf the internet, starting NOW GO GO.

I wish I didn't need sleep.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Tylui on March 25, 2006, 11:31:07 pm
Granted, but now you're addicted to cocaine.

I wish I could play spore right now
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on March 26, 2006, 03:26:54 am
Granted, but you can never play it again.

I wish my chair was more comfortable.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: a14gt on March 26, 2006, 06:59:42 am
granted, it's filled with the lightest and fluffiest fetes in the universe but now you fly out into space to your doom surrounded by a horrible stench.

 I wish I  had a wish about  spore that wasn't corrupted.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Tylui on March 26, 2006, 10:16:13 am
Granted.  BUt sadly, before you see it happen, you get killed by a giant squirrel.

I wish Cool AN would hae made a Men in Black reference.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on March 26, 2006, 10:21:18 am
granted but you can't see it because your not hip enough
I wish people would use pronunciation on forums
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on March 26, 2006, 11:15:49 am
Granted, but you get killed by a giant cockroach, who asks if remember back when you were a kid and you ripped of the wings of a fly, and then says this is pay back.

I wish there was a Men In Black 3. Or at least a tv series on a good network.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 26, 2006, 11:27:10 am
Wish granted, but the show sucks. It sucks so much it sucked up the Earth and digested it. That's how muhc it sucked.

i wish I had a better mp3 player.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: thegreatloofa on March 26, 2006, 01:28:13 pm
Granted, it has an entire Megabyte of storage space!

 :o*WOW!* :o

I wish someone else would do the washing up for me.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: bwl2 on March 26, 2006, 01:31:32 pm
*wish granted* A herd of cattle helps you wash up.


I wish I knew what too wish for
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on March 26, 2006, 01:49:14 pm
Granted, but you cant spell that properly either (ooh, burn)

I wish I had more time to play the awesomeness that is Obl4ion
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Project37 on March 26, 2006, 01:58:27 pm
Wish granted except your social life goes into complete and total forfeit and you die a lonely man.


I wish I had a walrus, a purple walrus.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 26, 2006, 02:00:31 pm
Wish granted, but it eats you. How wonderfully underwhelming...

I wish this i had a headset instead of earpieces.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on March 26, 2006, 02:13:53 pm
Granted but now your 'antenna' is on your head <snigger>

I wish they would hurry up and bring back futurama.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 26, 2006, 02:20:37 pm
Wish granted, but they take your human horn as the price! Ohhh, snap!

i wish people weren't such perverts (i know what you were thinking when u read my post!)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on March 26, 2006, 02:22:31 pm
Granted but everyone has their lower horn amputated to supress their sex drive.

I wish I had emotions. I dont have emotions and that makes me very sad :'(
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 26, 2006, 02:26:08 pm
Wish granted, you are now manically depressed.

i wish the names of songs would show up properly on my mp3 player.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Bobthetriangle on March 26, 2006, 02:32:27 pm
granted, but they are all deleted.

i wish i had one of these: (http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/ac/f-22_2.jpg)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 26, 2006, 02:33:44 pm
Wish granted. You now have an exact copy of that picutre in paper format. Enjoy.

i wish wikipedia weren't so addictive...
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Bobthetriangle on March 26, 2006, 02:45:51 pm
granted, now its just boring.

i wish i had a fully functional, pre-fueled, un explodable, un crashable (or otherwise able to be destroyed or kill me) F-22 Raptor.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: thegreatloofa on March 26, 2006, 03:26:11 pm
Granted, but it is half an inch in length.

I wish for a Marathon bar.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 26, 2006, 03:27:26 pm
Wish granted. You get a bar of metal tied to your leg that forces you to run marathons, EVERY DAY!!!

I wish I had a loofa.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: bwl2 on March 26, 2006, 03:51:43 pm
wish granted its the size of a dust particle


I wish I had some pizza
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Bobthetriangle on March 26, 2006, 04:05:47 pm
Granted, the pizza was made by me.  ;D

I wish for an AK-47 that is not made of plastic or wood.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on March 26, 2006, 05:30:35 pm
granted - it's made of cement
I wish for a time-machine!!!

and just so you don't change it again
Granted, the pizza was made by me.  ;D

I wish for an AK-47 that is not made of plastic or wood.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Bobthetriangle on March 26, 2006, 05:33:49 pm
(i think you should re-read my last post...)

granted, you go back in time and a dinosaur eats you.

i wish to win this game.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on March 26, 2006, 05:35:13 pm
you changed your post - you hexagon!
but so have I!!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Bobthetriangle on March 26, 2006, 06:14:27 pm
what are you talking about?  ::)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on March 26, 2006, 07:55:43 pm
haha try and get out of that one!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Vivec on March 26, 2006, 07:56:13 pm
I wish people got back to wishing.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on March 26, 2006, 07:59:30 pm
I wish bobthetriangle would stop editing his wishes
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: SpecialBrownies on March 26, 2006, 08:12:29 pm
Granted! (Maybe)

I wish I had an awesome ball of awesome to play with, but one with reduced awesome so I don't hurt myself.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on March 27, 2006, 04:33:25 am
Granted but it is to awesome for you.

I wish I didn't have any home work, but still get good grades.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on March 27, 2006, 04:41:23 am
granted you're now at a crappy school
I wish my friend had done her work so I didn't have to help her out
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Henqix on March 27, 2006, 04:42:55 am
Granted but you cant find anything else to do.

I wish I had a game to play.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on March 27, 2006, 05:39:01 am
Granted, you now weigh 200 pounds more.

I wish I could lose as much weight as I wanted. With out having to do any work.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Aybraus on March 27, 2006, 08:37:07 am
Granted, but I eliminate your desires.

I wish I had a zipline.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: SpecialBrownies on March 27, 2006, 09:42:40 am
Granted! But it's not set up, and it's bolted to the floor.

I wish my computer could run Oblivion.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on March 27, 2006, 09:55:43 am
Granted but it looks like crap.

I wish I had more time to sleep.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on March 27, 2006, 10:04:40 am
Granted you're now in a coma
I wish I could find the book I need
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: SpecialBrownies on March 27, 2006, 11:27:16 am
Granted! But you lost it.

I wish I had a dollar.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Tylui on March 27, 2006, 11:31:44 am
Granted.  But I'm hard of hearing, so all you got was a ziplock bag.

I wish I wouldn't procrastinate anymore.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 27, 2006, 12:38:56 pm
Wish granted, you now do all of your work when you have to, but you work yourself six feet into the ground.

I wish I were a star!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on March 27, 2006, 01:02:45 pm
Granted, you don't move for ten million years and then implode.

I wish I had a better chair.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 27, 2006, 01:05:03 pm
Wish granted, you have a better chair but your old one flies into the air and smacks you upside the head, leaving you with a mild concussion.

i wish i could mess with the HTML of steve's site.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Tylui on March 27, 2006, 01:10:55 pm
Granted, but by assuming his HTML powers, you turn into him and he turns into you, leaving everything exactly as it was, because you both had no idea you switched... You, being him, thought you were him all of your(his) life, thus changing nothing, and vise versa.

I wish someone would understand that
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 27, 2006, 01:17:33 pm
Wish granted, but it was stupid.

i wish i could drop the F-Bomb.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on March 27, 2006, 02:23:14 pm
Granted, you drop the new fusion bomb on a city ad get hailed as histories greatest murderer and get torn to bis by an angry mob.

I wish theyd hurry up and discover cold fusion.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 27, 2006, 02:25:13 pm
Wish granted, a couple of guys in white coats split an ice cube in half! HA! Take that, Einstein!

i wish water contracts instead of expands when it freezes.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: SpecialBrownies on March 27, 2006, 04:37:34 pm
Granted, but the first test of the new water was around you, and you get squished.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: catnip18 on March 27, 2006, 05:13:41 pm
Wish granted... You get nothing because u didnt wish

I Wish that Special Brownies had wished something
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: SpecialBrownies on March 27, 2006, 05:17:13 pm
Wish granted! (Thank god the Deja Vu machine works!)

I Wish that I had a gigantic robot!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: ElemenoP on March 27, 2006, 05:43:12 pm
Granted, its a setinal from the matrix, and you get rip apartitized

I wish My compy was better
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: catnip18 on March 27, 2006, 05:46:31 pm
Wish granted Your computer got so fast that its CD drive blew up... now you shall never play spore
MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


I wish that i wasent so board all the time and that this wish wont put on me any harm or discomfort.

hah beat that
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 27, 2006, 05:53:37 pm
You made two wishes, soooo... 1) You are no longer bored because you have been projected into the Sun! Enjoy! 2) Wish granted, but now you're really super BORED!!

I wish people would make one wish.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: SpecialBrownies on March 27, 2006, 06:16:21 pm
Granted! But the wish they make is that they can make as many wishes as they want!

I wish I had as many wishes as I want!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cobra on March 27, 2006, 10:02:35 pm
Granted but you now want to make 0 wishes.

I wish i made a wish
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: 7LES on March 27, 2006, 10:07:33 pm
i wish that i don't die any time soon(next 50 years about).
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: MetallicDragon on March 27, 2006, 10:16:42 pm
Granted, you slip into a coma for 50 years and then die.
Of death.

I wish I could play Oblivion into Oblivion.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: SpecialBrownies on March 27, 2006, 10:20:12 pm
Granted! Unfortunately, Oblivion comes and eats your house and you stop playing Oblivion.

I wish my new video card was here!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lambsquirter on March 27, 2006, 10:55:45 pm
granted but now you have to beg for it

i wish Damned Zombie didnt post here anymore
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: SpecialBrownies on March 27, 2006, 11:03:19 pm
Granted! But now I get to make my wish!

I wish Damned Zombie would keep posting here!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lambsquirter on March 27, 2006, 11:04:19 pm
not granted

i wish u never posted here anymore
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: SpecialBrownies on March 27, 2006, 11:07:26 pm
Not granted!

I wish there was no hate in this world!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on March 28, 2006, 03:13:14 am
Granted, but the world implodes on itself.

I wish I had a real lightsaber, and that I wouldn't kill or cut my self to pieces with it.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on March 28, 2006, 06:46:12 am
Wish granted, a couple of guys in white coats split an ice cube in half! HA! Take that, Einstein!

i wish water contracts instead of expands when it freezes.

thats FISSION
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fink on March 28, 2006, 12:18:41 pm
Done, but it turns out you where playing barbie horse adventure for the 360. But on the plus side it's in HD!

I wish I could just lay in the sun all day like my dog
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on March 28, 2006, 12:38:09 pm
Granted, but you get a sun burn.

I wish there was some thing good on TV.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 28, 2006, 02:35:11 pm
Wish granted, there is a hot blonde on top of the TV who disappears every time you look at her. Enjoy!

I wish i had headphones.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: catnip18 on March 28, 2006, 03:47:16 pm
Wish granted you go back in time to where there is no electricity so the post is pointless
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: SpecialBrownies on March 28, 2006, 03:55:40 pm
Granted! You didn't wish!

I wish I had a dollar made specificly for buying cheese.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: catnip18 on March 28, 2006, 03:57:34 pm
Granted all the cheese in the world rots and disinigrates

I wish i had a cookie
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: SpecialBrownies on March 28, 2006, 04:02:09 pm
Granted! But its... OATMEAL RASIN!!!!

I wish oatmeal rasin cookies didn't exist.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: catnip18 on March 28, 2006, 04:06:25 pm
Granted and to make sure no oatmeal raisen cookies are made any refrence in anyones mind or on any surface is destroyed so no more cookies... MWAHAHAHHAHAHA

I wish i had a glass of milk for my oatmeal raisen cookie
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: SpecialBrownies on March 28, 2006, 04:07:23 pm
Granted! But I steal your oatmeal rasin cookie and then burn it.

I wish my room was clean.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: catnip18 on March 28, 2006, 04:13:17 pm
Granted now you room is gone along with anything inside it... ef you are in it enjoy starving

I wish i had my cookie back for my milk while still keeping my glass of milk(only one wish just combined)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: gec05 on March 28, 2006, 04:28:15 pm
Granted! But it's burnt to ashes...

I wish catnip18 hates Oatmeal Rasin cookies!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 28, 2006, 04:48:11 pm
Wish granted, he hates them so much that he takes out his rage on you and kills you. With a butter knife. A plastic butter knife.

I wish my headphones didnt make clicking noises...
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Flamester_ on March 28, 2006, 05:29:52 pm
Granted now your headphones dont make anynoise.

I wish damned_zombie was my dog.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 28, 2006, 05:52:36 pm
Wish granted, but i hump your leg. Alot.

i wish dogs didnt stereotypically hump legs.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: SpecialBrownies on March 28, 2006, 07:19:49 pm
Wish granted! But all your animations suck. :D

I wish Damned_Zombie would hump my leg!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: 7LES on March 28, 2006, 08:16:14 pm
*I wish Damned_Zombie would hump my leg!* with a giant hammer.



I wish i could fly.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Mr. Wizard on March 28, 2006, 10:02:49 pm
Wish Granted, You are now a fly.

I wish I had a computer that was five generation more advanced that the most advance hardware there is today.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Tylui on March 28, 2006, 10:11:10 pm
Granted!  But nazi-ninja-space-pirates from the future came stole it from you and sent it back to the computer companies of the past, where they reverse engineered it and released it into the market, exactly one year ago.  And nobody knew how technology advancements happened...

EDIT: NO!!! It was 2:99 when i posted it, then it switched times!! no!!!!
Umm...  Is that possible?  2:99?


I wish people could spell "Congratulations" correctly...
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: SpecialBrownies on March 28, 2006, 10:47:38 pm
Granted! But the official spelling is changed to cungradulashuns... Cungradulashuns!

I wish my wish wouldn't get corrupted.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on March 29, 2006, 03:45:45 am
Granted, but you realize you wasted your wish.

I wish I had some real food to eat, it shouldn't be poisoned or taste bad or any thing bad like that.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: SpecialBrownies on March 29, 2006, 10:42:10 am
Granted! But it explodes after you eat it, killing you.

I wish I had smaller feet.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 29, 2006, 11:56:43 am
Wish granted, but they become so small that you can no longer walk.

i wish i had some special brownies, if yah know what I mean!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: SpecialBrownies on March 29, 2006, 02:29:09 pm
Wish Granted! But, the "special" ingredient is... EX-LAX!

I wish my phone would, holy crap! It's still open!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 29, 2006, 02:58:02 pm
Wish granted, but Jesus isn't impressed.

I wish for Gaming Steve!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: ElemenoP on March 29, 2006, 03:02:54 pm
granted, but your internet host drops your service the next day.

I wish i had a faster internet
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 29, 2006, 03:04:09 pm
Wish granted, but since you have your own internet, there is nobody else on it.

I wish for a dish of fried fish.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: catnip18 on March 29, 2006, 04:00:06 pm
Granted but the fish is so hot it disintigrates its self AND the dish

I wish for spore
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Tylui on March 29, 2006, 04:27:06 pm
Granted.  Get on StarCraft; Spore is a tower-d type game

I wish I didn't have to write my economics paper
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 29, 2006, 04:29:01 pm
Wish granted, but you fail at life.

I wish i could win life.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Tylui on March 29, 2006, 04:30:22 pm
Granted, but you're cursed to losing the game forever.

I wish you would stop posting directly after me >.<  (Not really, even though I hate you with every fiber of my being, Damned_Zombie, goddamnit, I respect you.)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Bobthetriangle on March 29, 2006, 06:00:25 pm
granted, you die and zombie can no longer post after your non-existant self.

i wish triangles would take over the world and make me their god.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: a14gt on March 29, 2006, 06:05:45 pm
Wish granted you become the triangle god of pointy things and you accidentally stab yourself.

 I wish I owned maxis.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: ElemenoP on March 29, 2006, 06:46:17 pm
granted, but you ran the company right into the ground, thusly depriving the world of spore....WHAT HAVE I DONE!!! lol

I wish i had a majikal pony
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: IAmSparticvs on March 29, 2006, 07:29:26 pm
Granted, but because of the overpowering amount of magic suddenly thrust upon you, you imploded and created a black hole, sucking in maxis and Spore along with everything else.  What have YOU done???

I wish Spore would pick a date to release at, tell us, then stick to it.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: carcajou on March 29, 2006, 07:31:45 pm
granted, but they change their calendar in secret

I wish I could subsist on photosynthesis
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: IAmSparticvs on March 29, 2006, 07:37:12 pm
Granted, but we go under nuclear cloud cover and all die anyways

I wish i had more money
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: carcajou on March 29, 2006, 07:43:02 pm
granted, but the Market crumbles to dust

I wish I could fly over lakes and rivers
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: IAmSparticvs on March 29, 2006, 07:45:05 pm
Granted, but you plummet out of the sky as soon as you pass over land

I wish zombies would overrun the world so we could all get some good target practice
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: carcajou on March 29, 2006, 07:51:04 pm
granted, but they are the new invisible breed

I wish meteors would transform themselves into tropical blue birds when enterinf Earth's athmosphere
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: IAmSparticvs on March 29, 2006, 07:56:49 pm
Granted, but they burn up anyways

I wish scientists would make a teleportaion device.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: carcajou on March 29, 2006, 07:59:26 pm
Granted, but it gets mixed up with a time machine

I wish I would stop playing these ridiculous games!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: IAmSparticvs on March 29, 2006, 08:00:18 pm
Granted, but you get back on and continue playing in your sleep

I wish I could type with my mind
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: carcajou on March 29, 2006, 08:06:40 pm
granted, but the keyboard is too big

I wish the submarines would dig into clouds to entertain mad turtles on LSD
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: IAmSparticvs on March 29, 2006, 08:08:56 pm
granted, but the turtles eat all the LSD in the worlds and so all the LSD addicts come back to kill you

I wish I knew what the crap I was talking about.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: carcajou on March 29, 2006, 08:11:12 pm
granted , but then you realize that it is meanigless anyway

I wish the 629 171 274 148th grain of sand of the Gobi desert would find number 228 197 271 277 325 671
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: IAmSparticvs on March 29, 2006, 08:13:07 pm
Granted, but unfortunately a nuke hits the desert and turns them all to glass, so it's all irrelevant anyways

I wish i never had to sleep
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: carcajou on March 29, 2006, 08:15:00 pm
Granted, but then you only live 16 hours

I wish Crayola would invent a transparent crayon
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: IAmSparticvs on March 29, 2006, 08:16:14 pm
Granted, but then you could never find it once you dropped it after taking it out of the box.

I wish I had a pet politician.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: carcajou on March 29, 2006, 08:18:12 pm
granted, but it would lick your ass instead of your face

I wish there were 29 minutes in every second
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: IAmSparticvs on March 29, 2006, 08:19:16 pm
Granted, but then we all get stuck in an infinite time lookhole in the space-time continuum and die of old age 17 years ago.

I wish gravity went up.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: SpecialBrownies on March 29, 2006, 08:19:55 pm
Granted, but seconds are renamed flaxons, and extended to 1/29th of a minute, and a new unit called the "seccund" is made and it's 1/60th of a minutes, but people just call it the "second", and everyone forgets about the flaxon.

I wish I wasn't so lame.


I wish people would stop posting before me.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: IAmSparticvs on March 29, 2006, 08:22:34 pm
granted, but it makes them all annoyingly slow typers

I wish I could make something burst into flames by looking at it and glaring.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: SpecialBrownies on March 29, 2006, 08:23:32 pm
Granted! But you lose your eyes.

I wish Conan O'Brien and Will Wright had a geneticly engineered child.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: IAmSparticvs on March 29, 2006, 08:24:54 pm
Granted, but the project delays the release date of Spore

I wish I had more post counts
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: SpecialBrownies on March 29, 2006, 08:25:35 pm
Granted, but you will have to wait until you make another post, and you'll never have more than me, BWAHAHAHAHA!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: IAmSparticvs on March 29, 2006, 08:26:35 pm
Woohoo, no wish

I wish i could turn into a cat.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: carcajou on March 29, 2006, 08:28:35 pm
granted, but you run out of catnip

I wish alligators were painted yellow by drunk clowns
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: IAmSparticvs on March 29, 2006, 08:30:13 pm
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Granted, but the clowns catch Yellow-Gator disease and kill all the clowns ever.  Period.  But it only effects clowns

I wish I knew German
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: SpecialBrownies on March 29, 2006, 08:31:49 pm
Granted! Du sprechst deutch sehr gut!

I wish I knew spanish. But not really.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: IAmSparticvs on March 29, 2006, 08:33:56 pm
Granted, but you forget it immediatly because spain, mexico, and everything that speaks spanish suddenly plunges under the ocean. 

I wish I could get a good drawing of my creature
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: SpecialBrownies on March 29, 2006, 08:36:27 pm
Granted! I think like, red fish, or the Kazea guy likes to draw them for other people... or was it that other guy...

I wish I knew who it was.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: IAmSparticvs on March 29, 2006, 08:37:32 pm
Granted, As do I

I wish my curfew were later than 11, but that can't be helped, but I'll be going now, considering its 10:40 where I'm at.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: SpecialBrownies on March 29, 2006, 08:38:18 pm
Hey, I'm in the central time zone too! Go central time zone!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: IAmSparticvs on March 29, 2006, 08:39:09 pm
Oh yeah, rock out, but really ive gotta go

PM me sometime tho
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fink on March 29, 2006, 09:16:59 pm
I wish you people would make a wish
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: SpecialBrownies on March 29, 2006, 09:36:08 pm
Wish granted! But it's one of my wishes...

I wish I had a potato!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on March 30, 2006, 01:41:57 am
granted, but you live in Ireland during the potatoe famine and the locals think that you're mocking them, and so they kill you
I wish I had more free time, and kept my GF, PC and course
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on March 30, 2006, 04:22:56 am
Granted, but you never get a job.

I wish I didn't have any homework for tomorrow.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: ElemenoP on March 30, 2006, 06:19:06 am
Granted, but you have nothing to turn in tommarrow, smply because you left all your books at school, you get all zeros, and yu have to re-take the grade....MUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

I wish i wasn't sick anymore

*predicts future* granted, but you get hit by a bus as soon as you walk outside...
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Daxx on March 30, 2006, 06:21:11 am
Granted, but you get hit by a bus as soon as you walk outside.

I wish that Spore would be released tomorrow.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: ElemenoP on March 30, 2006, 06:23:25 am
Granted, one of the weedws outside your house released a spore

I wish i wasnt flattened by a bus 3 minutes ago
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on March 30, 2006, 07:57:48 am
granted, you where flattened by a bus 2 minutess and 59.99 seconfds ago
I wish I did't have to do a presentation tomorrow
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Daxx on March 30, 2006, 07:59:32 am
Granted. You have five minutes.

I wish that I had a new car.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on March 30, 2006, 11:32:02 am
Granted but it overheats and explodes.

I wish I had a bigger room.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: gec05 on March 30, 2006, 11:35:54 am
Granted, but you're too big to fit in it.

I wish I could corrupt a wish.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 30, 2006, 01:37:28 pm
Wish granted, but it still sucks.

i wish i had an ipod.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Flamester_ on March 30, 2006, 01:49:27 pm
Granted but its too big.

I wish this wish was not a wish.

Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 30, 2006, 01:50:58 pm
Wish granted, but it is still granted.

I wish i could come up with a better paradox.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: IAmSparticvs on March 30, 2006, 02:18:37 pm
Granted, but you forget it immediatly

I wish more people would play this game
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 30, 2006, 02:35:00 pm
Wish granted, but the topic degenerates into random spam.

I wish I could meet Steve.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: gec05 on March 30, 2006, 02:48:44 pm
Wish not granted... ;D

Boy, I wish Steve was here to see this. :(
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Daxx on March 30, 2006, 02:50:50 pm
Wish granted, but he bans you from the forum for being inane.

I wish that I could have spent more time here since last summer (I seem to have missed a lot).
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 30, 2006, 03:01:53 pm
Wish granted, but you fall behind in your school work and become a pathetic loser.

i wish my mp3 player would hold more songs.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: SpecialBrownies on March 30, 2006, 06:05:08 pm
Wish granted! But they have a bit rate of 4... and are all 10 seconds long.

I wish I didn't have to pee.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: IAmSparticvs on March 30, 2006, 06:43:41 pm
Granted, but you really do so the force causes your bladder to explode

I wish my knee didnt hurt
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Bobthetriangle on March 30, 2006, 07:11:26 pm
granted, the pain is transferred to your arm.

i wish that nobody corrupts this wish.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: catnip18 on March 30, 2006, 07:43:50 pm
Granted because it is not a wish
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: SpecialBrownies on March 31, 2006, 01:08:17 am
You didn't make a wish! I don't have to waste my pixy dust on you!!!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: WejeskEbby on March 31, 2006, 01:09:13 am
You actually didn't make a wish either.

I wish my father would pay child support.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on March 31, 2006, 01:41:56 am
granted, but its only 1p a month
I wish I had a limitless supply of safe, legal alchohol
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on March 31, 2006, 03:40:40 am
Granted but it tastes awful.

I wish I had a soda.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: thegreatloofa on March 31, 2006, 04:00:18 am
Granted, you have a crystal of Baking Soda.

I wish the weather will stay as it is now for at least another week. (P.S. It is sunny and 14oC/57oF)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Daxx on March 31, 2006, 04:02:14 am
It does stay the same, but even during the night. You can't sleep because you're too hot and your central heating is jammed on, and you go insane.

I wish I were more sane.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on March 31, 2006, 04:22:40 am
Granted, youre SO sane that you flip round the sanity spectrum and start keeping your spoons in a drawer marked 'spoons'.

I wish I had another cream egg (I only got two more than I was supposed to ;))
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lu Yan on March 31, 2006, 04:36:14 am
You get your cream egg, only to find out upon biting into it, a localized quantum fluctuation has sucked you into a parallel dimension where Cream Eggs eat you. Unless you are some weird fetishist, then you just get killed by a falling coconut dropped by a pair of European swallows.

I wish Best Buy would get my Desktop repaired, I'm now 7 days without 1 minute of gaming.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: IAmSparticvs on March 31, 2006, 04:42:36 am
(nice Montey Python ref. by the by)

Granted, but it immediatly breaks again

I wish I didn't have to go to school today
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Daxx on March 31, 2006, 04:48:02 am
Granted. You don't... because there is a huge asteroid about to strike Earth and this is your last day alive.

I wish that I didn't have exams at the end of the next term.

(PS. Kudos to Krakow Sam for the Pratchett reference.)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lu Yan on March 31, 2006, 04:55:38 am
Granted. Instead, you get to take them tomorrow, in your underware.

I wish I didn't not know about what I didn't did just maybe not said now. Maybe.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on March 31, 2006, 07:16:23 am
Granted but the universe collaps on it self.

I wish we had more storage space in my house (it is a big house, but there are very few closets).
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on March 31, 2006, 08:15:53 am
You get your cream egg, only to find out upon biting into it, a localized quantum fluctuation has sucked you into a parallel dimension where Cream Eggs eat you. Unless you are some weird fetishist, then you just get killed by a falling coconut dropped by a pair of European swallows.

I wish Best Buy would get my Desktop repaired, I'm now 7 days without 1 minute of gaming.
I believe that dimension is called 'Communist Russia'


Granted, you now keep all your stuff in a police box. one day you go in there and come out on a planet ruled by big metal salt shakers. Things dont go well for you.

I wish Soviet Russia was in YOU!! (I wish you were in soviet russia)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: thegreatloofa on March 31, 2006, 11:03:11 am
Granted, but while I'm in Soviet Russia, you come down with a serious case of cobbles.

I wish I could write, compose, produce and sing a number one single for the UK charts.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on March 31, 2006, 11:47:03 am
Granted, unfortunately you get into drugs and you lose all your money.

I wish that the first time I downloaded the Rise of Legends demo, it worked.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Daxx on March 31, 2006, 11:48:26 am
Unfortunately it had Starforce on it. Your computer explodes.

I wish that some people would understand when they've been beaten in an argument.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Flamester_ on March 31, 2006, 12:43:13 pm
Granted but all those people die.

I wish this wish would not be granted.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: WejeskEbby on March 31, 2006, 12:55:35 pm
Granted! Your wish isn't granted, but that makes it granted, which would make it not granted, and then there would be *EXPLOSION*

I wish there were no paradoxes.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on March 31, 2006, 01:07:44 pm
Granted, but the world gets really boring.

I wish bacon would burn fat. But still taste good, and not kill me or make me really skinny.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Daxx on March 31, 2006, 01:16:12 pm
Granted. You catch fire and suffer from horrible burns.

I wish that I could time-travel.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: IAmSparticvs on March 31, 2006, 01:41:17 pm
Granted, but you have no choice as to when or where you will appear, and travel to back before the Earth was created and die in the vacuum of space

I wish my car was working
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on March 31, 2006, 01:50:15 pm
Granted... and the deja vu machine works as well


I wish I had figured out sooner that objective ministeries is an excellent and intricately assembled parody


Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on March 31, 2006, 02:06:50 pm
Granted, but it gets old real fast.

I wish I had the best internet connection in the world.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: SpecialBrownies on March 31, 2006, 02:11:21 pm
Granted! But, your home is renamed "The World", so you only have the best internet connection in your home.

I wish I had my new video card, Spore, and Oblivion.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: IAmSparticvs on March 31, 2006, 04:07:59 pm
Granted, but your heat sink and fan die and your computer burns to crap

I wish I could go snowboarding more often
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Daxx on March 31, 2006, 04:19:40 pm
(This is too easy - perhaps I'll make it less obvious)

Granted. After working hard for 2 years you become a professional snowboarder. EA offers to make you a game, with Will Wright designing. Spore fans, who have meanwhile been waiting for Spore for 6 and a half years by this point, lynch you and steal your stuff.

I wish I never had to sleep.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: thegreatloofa on March 31, 2006, 04:32:47 pm
Granted, but you now have work/school* 24 hours a day.

I wish for a new watch battery... for my watch...


*Delete as appropriate.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: bwl2 on March 31, 2006, 04:36:04 pm
wish granted... the battery has no charge


I wish I had 1000 wishes
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Daxx on March 31, 2006, 04:37:55 pm
Granted. Problem is, they won't be granted.

I wish that the next poster will grant me my wish without corrupting it.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: IAmSparticvs on March 31, 2006, 04:56:21 pm
Granted, but it turns out that your wish was to never have a wish granted in either case, so it ends up corrupted in any case

I wish I could go to more than the 2 parties I am going to this weekend
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: ElemenoP on March 31, 2006, 05:41:21 pm
Granted....but your head blows up at the third*totally pulled out of my a*WHAM FLATTENED BY ANOTHER BUS**

I wish for world peace
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: SpecialBrownies on March 31, 2006, 09:17:25 pm
Granted! But the creature in your avatar destroys everyone with his... err... "organ"... so we're forced to activate the Deja Vu machine to go back before world peace.

I wish the Deja Vu machine worked.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Bobthetriangle on March 31, 2006, 09:55:20 pm
granted,_everything_repeats_itself._granted,_everything_repeats_itself._granted,_everything_repeats_itself._granted,_everything_repeats_itself._granted,_everything_repeats_itself._

I wish i had a cookie.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: IAmSparticvs on March 31, 2006, 10:02:20 pm
Granted, but when you try to eat it, you realize that you just imagined it, so you go to eat it, but you realized you imagined it again, so you....


I wish the Deja Vu machine was broken again
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: SpecialBrownies on March 31, 2006, 10:55:17 pm
Granted! But now it's broken and there's no fixing it!

I wish the Deja Vu machine was broken again.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: IAmSparticvs on April 01, 2006, 12:11:13 am
Granted! But now its broken and wait a second............. sorry had to do something, what was I saying?

I wish the world would stop spinning
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: MetallicDragon on April 01, 2006, 12:51:33 am
Granted, but At least the Deja vu machine still works.

I wish the Deja Vu machine was broken again.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on April 01, 2006, 01:46:50 am
granted *sound of the deja-vu machine being repeatedly hit with a hammer*
I wish people would stop making jokes about the deja-vu machine
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on April 01, 2006, 05:39:05 am
Granted, but they only stop a few minutes.

I wish the weekend was longer.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: ElemenoP on April 01, 2006, 10:49:42 am
granted...but space time implodes on itself...

I wish i had a muffin
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Tylui on April 01, 2006, 11:00:40 am
Granted.  You eat the muffin for a few gratifying minutes...

I wish the Deja Vu machine was broken again.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on April 01, 2006, 01:26:51 pm
Granted.

I wish people would stop over using phrases which are clearly meant to be used sparingly
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: SpecialBrownies on April 01, 2006, 01:37:04 pm
Granted.

I wish people would stop over using phrases which are clearly meant to be used sparingly
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on April 01, 2006, 02:06:55 pm
Granted.

I wish I had a Hawaiian t-shirt.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on April 01, 2006, 02:08:14 pm
Granted, but it carries the curse of a hawaiian witch doctor. To wear the shirt is to dance the hula... forever! Muhahahaha!


I wish I had a magic invisibility ring.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fink on April 01, 2006, 02:16:58 pm
Granted, but it wont come off

I wish I was dead (Ha, Corrupt that!)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Daxx on April 01, 2006, 03:20:06 pm
Granted. Problem is, you don't know it's been granted.

I wish that there were more llamas in the world (not anywhere near me, though).
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Tylui on April 01, 2006, 03:57:58 pm
Granted.  But you have no idea that there are more llamas in the world, because whenever you go near them they bury themselves nearly instantly.  Same with when they're on the TV.  You can't even see the bury marks...  In fact, I suppose it would have been easier just to say that they're invisible to you.  And you can walk though them too... ERr yeah...

I wish...  I wish I gotta banana
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Gwahir on April 01, 2006, 06:21:51 pm
granted, but it's rotten.

I wish I was unable to wish.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lu Yan on April 01, 2006, 07:41:52 pm
Granted, pirates sack your town and punch you in the throat, break your fingers, and implant a chip in your brain. They tell you, "if you wish again, you know what will happen!"

I wish this thread would reach its 90th page.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fink on April 01, 2006, 08:55:53 pm
Granted, but no one reads it anymore.

And on that note, I hope this theard gets to post number 1337
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on April 02, 2006, 03:06:40 am
Granted, but then it gets invaded by spammers.

I wish reality tv didn't exist.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on April 02, 2006, 03:14:11 am
granted, instead we have reality holo-grams
I wish people would stop making evolution threads, even I'm getting fed-up of them
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Tonjevic on April 02, 2006, 03:53:29 am
Wish granted. The Maxis team stops getting material from them, and Spore turns out as a bland, uninspired mockery of what it could have been.

I wish to be good at everything that I do.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on April 02, 2006, 06:39:28 am
granted, you now do sweet FA
I wish I had a sandwich, which wasn't evil, poisoned, disgusting or a choking hazard
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on April 02, 2006, 07:19:34 am
Granted, but the turkey is a little dry.

I wish I had some potato chips, which didn't kill me, or are disgusting, or taste bad. And were fat free.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: noogle on April 02, 2006, 08:10:34 am
granted but they taste like poo

I wish I was a super fast computer
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: IAmSparticvs on April 02, 2006, 10:06:07 am
Granted, but you gets so hot you burns through your desk and floor and get shattered from the fall to the ground.

I wish I could come up with a completely original creature for Spore (even though I already have mine set)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Daxx on April 02, 2006, 10:45:25 am
You do. EA steals the idea and makes millions. You make nothing because you signed all rights away in the license agreement. Which you didn't read.

I wish that I was a better rower.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on April 02, 2006, 02:24:52 pm
Granted but Oxford won anyway so you get no recognition.

I wish policemen ahd easily stealable helmets like in the 30s.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: IAmSparticvs on April 02, 2006, 02:39:22 pm
Granted, but they blow up as soon as you put them on your head

I wish I had a British Challenger tank that I don't get arrested, killied, maimed, or recieve any form of bodily harm over, nor does it blow up or kill me or itself in any way.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Vivec on April 02, 2006, 02:55:41 pm
Granted, but it's miniature. 8)

I wish I had a fully functioning, full size tank that would be perfectly fine for 24 hours, perfect health for 24 hours, and ammo for the tank, and the knowledge to work it.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: 762 on April 02, 2006, 02:59:39 pm
Granted, but it's miniature. 8)

I wish I had a fully functioning, full size tank that would be perfectly fine for 24 hours, perfect health for 24 hours, and ammo for the tank, and the knowledge to work it.

Granted, one shell.

I wish I were 4 inches taller.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Vivec on April 02, 2006, 03:01:35 pm
Granted, not only are you four inches taller, but you are also 12 inches skinnier.
(diameter wise)

I wish I had a fully functioning, full size tank that would be perfectly fine for 24 hours, perfect health for 24 hours, and enough ammo to last me 24 hours for the tank, and the knowledge to work it.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: MetallicDragon on April 02, 2006, 03:18:24 pm
Granted, after the 24 hours are up the latch gets stuck and noxious fumes start leaking into the cockpit...

I wish it wasn't so dusty in here.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Gwahir on April 03, 2006, 12:04:48 am
Granted, "here" is filled with pure water, and you can't get out.


I wish the grass would grow healthily forever and ever.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on April 03, 2006, 12:54:36 am
Granted... it grows on a n ancient indian burial ground and becomes razor sharp when you lie on it and your all like: 'Ahhhh!' and its all like: 'I'm growing' and everyones all like 'Nooooooo!'.

I wish i ddnt have to go shopping today.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on April 03, 2006, 02:12:15 am
granted, you're mal-nurished body is found some time later by neighbours disturbed by the smell, and they wonder why you didn't go and get some food the day before the lock broke on your door locking you in the house, from the inside
I wish they would announce spore to be released sometime in autumn of this year
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on April 03, 2006, 03:02:04 am
I meant clothes shopping... anyhoo.

Granted, but that isnt enough for all the SporeoholicsOMG69W00T!!11!s and they go nuts and rip you to shreds because you wished for it and its your fault.


I wish i didnt have to go clothes shopping today.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: ElemenoP on April 03, 2006, 03:45:29 am
Granted, but all of your clothes randomly shrink...because...thats what clothes do...

I wish my Essay gets a good grade
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on April 03, 2006, 04:58:04 am
Granted, but you are accused of cheating, and thrown out of your school.

I wish this week would end so the easter vacation would start.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fink on April 03, 2006, 01:30:48 pm
Granted, but you are attacked by evil easter bunnys. They end up hiding you in a tree

I wish I had a snack
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on April 03, 2006, 01:50:35 pm
Wish granted, but it's poisoned and you start foaming at the mouth. You die a slow, painful death.

I wish i had some food.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Sub on April 03, 2006, 03:55:25 pm
Granted, but you only get an ounce of food and die of starvation. 

I wish I could travel through time.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: IAmSparticvs on April 03, 2006, 03:57:53 pm
Granted, but you and I get stuck in an infinite 27 hour time cycle until we can figure out how to get out, but while in it we have a space ship and wormhole gate at our disposale.  I love Stargate.

I wish more people could get stuck with us so we could have a techno party for eternity.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Sub on April 03, 2006, 04:02:20 pm
Wish granted exactly as you wished.  The downside?  A techno party...  For eternity.   ;)

I wish I was better at videogames.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fink on April 03, 2006, 06:26:52 pm
Granted, but some one is always better then you

I wish people used this more:  :-*
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: noogle on April 03, 2006, 07:02:38 pm
granted but everyone who uses it is ugly

I wish it was Saturday

Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: IAmSparticvs on April 03, 2006, 07:26:40 pm
Granted, but it turns out that Monday and Saturday simply had their names rearranged all across the world.

I wish it were a nice, comfortable summer where I am not alone, do any work, have lots of fun, don't get hurt, don't die, and overall have a good time.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fink on April 03, 2006, 08:04:45 pm
Granted, but like all good things, it come to an end

I wish my puppy was ok
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lu Yan on April 03, 2006, 08:28:14 pm
A Genie grants your wish, but the genie kicks you in the nuts as payment. And thats a really, really hard kick.
Also, the Genie was wearing Golf shoes (Late for a match with Nixon).

I wish I didn't bite my nails.

-Lu Yan, DNCP (Display name change pending)

Yes I went there.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Genusaus on April 03, 2006, 08:40:36 pm
Wish granted but now your nails are on your nose.

I wish I lived in a more perfect society I mean, I was promised that in the fourth line of the U.S.A. constitution.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: IAmSparticvs on April 03, 2006, 08:58:46 pm
Granted, but seeing as it is government, it inevitably corrupts, and all living in the more perfect society are killed horrible painful deaths.  Luckily, I will have already moved to Germany by then.

I wish I lived in Germany.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Genusaus on April 03, 2006, 09:03:28 pm
Wish Granted, but you have to share your flight with me, and I have to go back to Argentina so your flight is way longer!

I wish Chile was gone. I wish Chile can actually agree to something that the rest of South America agrees on.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: ilikesanta on April 03, 2006, 10:04:48 pm
Wish granted, they all agree to disagree.

I wish the government was giving me money.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Gwahir on April 03, 2006, 11:18:12 pm
Granted, but its more than you could ever use and eventually you become depressed as a result and commit suicide

I wishthis wrapper was in the garbage.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Bonobo on April 04, 2006, 12:08:27 am
Granted, but then something else happens and you die a horrible death.

I wish people posting to this thread would vary the script every once in a while.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on April 04, 2006, 04:26:58 am
Granted, but they are all horrible, and everybody gets mad at you.

I wish all the homework I will ever get was done and I knew what they said.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Daxx on April 04, 2006, 07:08:27 am
Granted. You still fail.

I wish that I had more time in the day.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Flamester_ on April 04, 2006, 07:37:01 am
Granted you have more time in the day , but because of that 3 years are taken off your life in the last 3 years of your life wich are gone now you would have become a millionaire.

I wish I was better at scripting wepons.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: thegreatloofa on April 04, 2006, 08:46:04 am
Granted, but your armour scripting skills become absolutley dire.

I wish for another fresh frijj milkshake.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Daxx on April 04, 2006, 09:36:08 am
Granted. It has bugs floating in it, though.

I wish that I had a longer holiday.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: noogle on April 04, 2006, 10:44:32 am
granted but the Holiday is "go to school day" where you get extra home work! :o

I wish i had a pool of gelatin
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on April 04, 2006, 10:48:23 am
granted, buts it's an agar geletin containing a culture of the anthrax bacterium
I wish my whole family wasn't sick so when I go home I don't get sick myself
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: noogle on April 04, 2006, 11:08:29 am
granted but now they are in the hospital

I wish my skin was pure white instead of peach
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on April 04, 2006, 11:17:19 am
Granted but you can never be any where near natural light again.

I wish I had a extra pair of eyes, that way I could watch tv and look at my laptop while playing on my PC.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: noogle on April 04, 2006, 11:31:42 am
Granted, everyone thinks you are a freak

I wish pokemon stoped copying "yu-gi-oh"

(I don't go near natural light already  :P)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on April 04, 2006, 12:35:41 pm
Pokemon never copied Yugioh. If anything, Yugioh copied Pokemon. You fail at life.

I wish for total supremacy of the Universe.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Flamester_ on April 04, 2006, 01:39:06 pm
Granted but that univers is 45434534836586354863852834 light years away.

I wish spore was realesed.

Granted, but your armour scripting skills become absolutley dire.

I wish for another fresh frijj milkshake.

I never had any scripting skills PERIOD.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Henqix on April 04, 2006, 01:51:35 pm
Granted, but its so full of bugs that its almost unplayable (but its still the best game ever  ;))

I wish there were something to watch on TV.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on April 04, 2006, 01:56:19 pm
Granted, but it isn't very good.

I wish I couldn't get tired, but still enjoy laying in the bed in the morning, and still be able to sleep.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: noogle on April 04, 2006, 02:00:01 pm
granted but you have to spend you whole life running from chuck Norris

I wish you were me

(and by Pokemon copying yu-gi-oh I mean by the way the new Pokemon are looking, they are very dragony and god-like like on yu-gi-oh)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Gwahir on April 04, 2006, 02:03:12 pm
Granted but you cease to exist as a result.

I wish I was a black hole.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on April 04, 2006, 02:16:48 pm
Wish granted, but there is nothing around you to suck in, so you go unnoticed in some far-off corner of the universe

I wish that the DeJa Vu machine would work again.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on April 04, 2006, 03:12:28 pm
granted, but due to the very nature of the Deja-Vu machine it breaks almost immediatly in the exact same circumstances
I wish I had a small chick, for no real reason
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Bobthetriangle on April 04, 2006, 05:21:36 pm
granted, it pecks you to death.

i wish the next person will chose a wish for me.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fink on April 04, 2006, 06:24:29 pm
Granted, you wish for a friend for bob. His name is Dave the square, and they have a nice time

I wish my stars had a friend
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Bobthetriangle on April 04, 2006, 06:45:30 pm
That wont work squares and triangles are enemies. Bob the Triangle's best friend was Tim the Triangle (no relation) but the evil French square, General Quatre, turned him evil. Tis a sad story...yes.. :'(

anyways, granted, your stars meet ninja stars who assassinate you.

i wish people would get the world of Bob the Triangle right...
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: IAmSparticvs on April 04, 2006, 07:08:12 pm
Granted, but it turns out that his universe doesn't really exist, so he becomes extremly depressed and lets himself die of ennui.

I wish I could get into CalTech next year.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Gwahir on April 04, 2006, 07:47:53 pm
granted, but you fail out.


I wish... well I don't really have a wish.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: aname on April 04, 2006, 09:06:20 pm
i wish he made a wish
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: MetallicDragon on April 04, 2006, 09:29:20 pm
Granted, his wish was for you not to make a wish, creating an endless paradox.

I wish I had perfect 20/20 vision
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on April 05, 2006, 04:19:00 am
Granted, but you can see all the imperfections in peoples skin, and you go crazy.

I wish I was the owner of Microsoft, Google, Samsung and Sony.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: patsplats on April 05, 2006, 09:48:50 am
granted but by buying all those compinies you are now bankrupt


i wish i was supreme ruller of cheese
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Daxx on April 05, 2006, 09:51:18 am
Granted. Quite what rulling is, I don't know. I'm willing to bet it's something disgusting.

I wish we had more literate people in this forum.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: patsplats on April 05, 2006, 09:59:16 am
granted bt i snt da littersate one.


i wish i had a army of cyberpirateninjazombie monkeys

Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on April 05, 2006, 10:43:09 am
Granted but they go crazy and attack you.

I wish I had a million stock in Microsoft, the Coca Cola Corporation and Google.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Pando on April 05, 2006, 10:44:27 am
Wish granted, but they all crash.

I wish I had a DS Lite.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: noogle on April 05, 2006, 10:45:42 am
granted but you can't play any games on it

I wish I was google
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Pando on April 05, 2006, 10:47:11 am
Granted, but Googles stock crashed so it is worth nothing.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: noogle on April 05, 2006, 10:48:24 am
you have to post a wish
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Pando on April 05, 2006, 10:52:02 am
I wish that it was 1:02:03 right now.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on April 05, 2006, 11:15:14 am
Granted, but because of the sudden change in time and space, the world implodes.

I wish I was the candyman (like in Scrubs), but not gain any weight from the candy.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Flamester_ on April 05, 2006, 01:14:19 pm
Granted but people eat you (you are made of candy, right?)

I wish i had
0/0 VISION!!!!!


aka PERFECT VISON
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: patsplats on April 05, 2006, 01:19:21 pm
granted but your eyes could only see 0's.

I wish i had nachos
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: aname on April 05, 2006, 02:19:59 pm
granted but the vendor spat in em'

i wish I had an endless amount of pizza which i could not choke on, drown in, be poisoned from, get a rash from, be allergic too, tasted awsome, and was only extra extra cheese, from BJs, and was totally free, and was the healthiest thing in the world, and still tasted good, and couldn't be stolen from me. and couldn't be spat on and cant kill and couldn't disappoint me in any way and was generated 1 pizza at a time so it wouldn't fill up the universe while only have 100 pizzas at a time, and wasn't so good i ate it until i exploded. corrupt that ;D
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on April 05, 2006, 02:24:34 pm
Granted, but you get kidnapped, and the kidnappers eat the pizza in front of you.

I wish the same as aname, but with the difference that no one can move me away from the pizza unless I move myself or I wish to be moved. And not some random stuff like a meteor hits and destroys the world.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: IAmSparticvs on April 05, 2006, 02:25:19 pm
Granted but people eat you (you are made of candy, right?)

I wish i had
0/0 VISION!!!!!


aka PERFECT VISON

0/0 vision is blind, just so you know, what you want is something to the extent of about 50/10, which means that at 50 feet you can see what most people can only see at 10 feet.  Yeah, it would be teh aw3s0m3


Granted, you become overly full and die of contentment.

I wish I wished upon a fish.

Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: patsplats on April 05, 2006, 02:32:38 pm
ganted but your wish was that it would eat you and it did


i wish i had a foashnt a shark but a guppy named jim who was immortal (ha beat that)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: MetallicDragon on April 05, 2006, 07:29:15 pm
granted but nobody knows what the heck you wished for so you get nothing.

I wish that my homework is completed well and that this wish isn't corrupted in any way.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: IAmSparticvs on April 05, 2006, 07:48:53 pm
Granted, but you still have to do your homework anyways

I wish tomorrow was a perfect day for me and 4 very sexy ladies, uncorrupted in anyway
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: patsplats on April 05, 2006, 07:50:23 pm
granted but it is a perfact day on the moon so you have your day there and die



i wish someone corrupted my wish
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: MetallicDragon on April 05, 2006, 07:55:56 pm
Granted.

I wish my eyes didnt hurt.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: IAmSparticvs on April 05, 2006, 08:59:15 pm
Granted, your arms are chopped off so you are distracted by the pain of that more than your eyes hurting. 

I wish this game weren't so morbid.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Gwahir on April 05, 2006, 09:08:55 pm
Granted but nobody played it anymore


I wish I was happy.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on April 05, 2006, 11:23:55 pm
granted, the lobotomy was a complete success!
I wish my downloads would go faster
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on April 06, 2006, 04:23:44 am
Granted, but they go to fast, and your internet connection explodes.

I wish I was more active, so that I could lose some weight.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: patsplats on April 06, 2006, 07:16:22 am
granted but you died from exuashtion


i wish my avatar was the ruller of the world
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: patsplats on April 06, 2006, 07:28:12 am
granted but you stole copywright material and cosmo wished you didnt have hands


i wish i wished for a fish
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Henqix on April 06, 2006, 07:32:06 am
Granted,
I wish I had a fish.

I wish I had more money.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: patsplats on April 06, 2006, 07:34:13 am
granted but it is counterfit so you were arrested


i wish my house had a pool
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on April 06, 2006, 07:41:30 am
Granted, but a t-rex walks by and drinks some water and then eats your dog.

I wish I was the king of all cosmos (though with a happier youth, and less tight pants).
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: patsplats on April 06, 2006, 08:06:37 am
granted but you got too big and sploded


i wish i had a pet rock
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: crippits on April 06, 2006, 09:20:50 am
granted, but due to your not taking proper care of it, it ran away vowing revenge.

i wish i could change the colour of my skin at will.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: patsplats on April 06, 2006, 09:30:20 am
granted but Will called for security and you were arested i wish i was will wright
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: IAmSparticvs on April 06, 2006, 03:33:44 pm
Granted, but then you are immediatly arrested for stealing an identity, namely the most important one to the gaming community at this time.

I wish I could change my shape and color, and clothes, and actually, whatever I wanted that is a part of me or that I am wearing at will. 
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Tylui on April 06, 2006, 03:36:16 pm
Granted, but for the rest of your life, you were never content with your inner being, and you really would like that to be changed.

I wish I could manipulate time at will.

Was about to respond to patsplats with: Granted, but you had to follow security to point crippiits out to them.  On the way, the giant blue patch on the wall jumped off(crippits) and killed you, thus cancelling Spore.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: IAmSparticvs on April 06, 2006, 03:48:06 pm
just so you know, we now have 1337 members


Granted, but you acidentally overshoot your first manipulation and end up in space, where the earth would be, but it hasn't been formed yet so you immediatly implode

I wish i could be the 1337th member
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: aname on April 06, 2006, 04:16:31 pm
granted but now  1337 means idiot

i wish i had half life three and it couldn't be taken, be bad, get scratched, get destroyed in any way, and i had the computer to play it. and none of the cost.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Pando on April 06, 2006, 04:18:12 pm
wish granted, but it sucks

I wish Maxis and EA would sell all the expansion packs for Sims 2 in one giant mega-pack.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: IAmSparticvs on April 06, 2006, 04:21:50 pm
Granted, but you get a bullet to the brain after being snuck up on by one of the operatives sent to retrieve the game

I wish I could stop playing this game


AVAST YE, PANDO

Fine then, granted, but the combined weight causes it to collapse into a singularity and create a black hole, which simply sucks you in then disappears.

Same wish.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: aname on April 06, 2006, 04:21:56 pm
granted but all the money in the world could not pay for it.
granted but now  1337 means idiot

i wish i had half life three and it couldn't be taken, be bad, get scratched, get destroyed in any way, and i had the computer to play it. and none of the cost.

you must now corupt my wish again. you lose :)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Sub on April 06, 2006, 04:39:14 pm
granted but now  1337 means idiot

i wish i had half life three and it couldn't be taken, be bad, get scratched, get destroyed in any way, and i had the computer to play it. and none of the cost.

Wish granted, but you lost it before you were able to install it. 

I wish I do great on my tests tomorrow...
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: aname on April 06, 2006, 06:32:25 pm
granted. A is now the equivalent of an F now.

i wish i knew who the g-man worked for
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fink on April 06, 2006, 06:36:35 pm
Granted, but the truth is so shocking you die

I wish for an un corruptable wish
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: aname on April 06, 2006, 06:40:14 pm
granted but you get nothing now.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fink on April 06, 2006, 06:41:14 pm
Nothing is good, at lest I didn't die
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Flamester_ on April 06, 2006, 06:49:35 pm
Granted you die :p

I wish half life 2 : aftermath was released and that it wasnt bad,priced higher then 60$,glitchy.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: aname on April 06, 2006, 07:00:20 pm
granted. but it never came out because it is called half life 2: episode one now

i wish i had a moose.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: MetallicDragon on April 06, 2006, 07:03:05 pm
Granted but it kills you because meese are violent like that.

I wish I had better art skillz.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: noogle on April 06, 2006, 07:14:12 pm
granted but all you can draw are squiggles saying "metallic dragon is a poopoo head"

I wish spore was finished now
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: patsplats on April 06, 2006, 07:15:35 pm
granted but becuase they didnt complete it spore was worthless

i wish those cool spore avatars came back
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Gabriel on April 06, 2006, 08:11:33 pm
Granted but the sudden shock and amazement of the Spore Icons cause your head to implode as if you'd just seen Chuck Norris.

I wish I was Chuck Norris.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on April 07, 2006, 06:56:23 am
Granted, but people saying stupid things about you.

I wish I was Mr. T.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: noogle on April 07, 2006, 08:32:39 am
granted but people ignore you

I wish i lived in your shower >:D
:D
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Flamester_ on April 07, 2006, 12:38:01 pm
Granted but i dont have a shower so you live in steve's computer.

I wish i had a singing fish.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: noogle on April 07, 2006, 12:44:39 pm
Granted but after an hour it drive's you crazy

I wish you had a shower i could live in
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: IAmSparticvs on April 07, 2006, 03:37:41 pm
Granted, but during shipment to his house, the plane caught fire, and they had to jettison it to keep the plane aloft.  Since you were previously living in his soon-to-be-but-now-not-to-be shower, you die on impact with the water.

I wish there was a word that started with Nt.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: noogle on April 07, 2006, 03:56:26 pm
their is it's "ntama"

I wish i had a llama

(anyway i was still living in steve's computer so how could I die?)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: IAmSparticvs on April 07, 2006, 04:48:03 pm
Granted, it kicks you until you die because you know words that start with 'nt'.

I wish someone would put up a word that ends with 'an'

(ps, the force of 200 pounds hitting the surface of water from 150 feet alone is over 190 gs, enough to tear you limb from limb.  Hitting it after falling out of a plane and reaching terminal velocity would simply make you fly to peices entirely.)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on April 08, 2006, 01:52:44 am
Granted, Propan.

I wish I knew every thing there I ever need to know. With out going crazy or die or some thing.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: patsplats on April 08, 2006, 07:52:47 am
 Granted but all you need to know is how to fish.


I wish chuck norris flew around wearing a cape
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: noogle on April 08, 2006, 08:09:19 am
granted but he flies to your house and eats your brains

I wish I had a nice llama that would not kill me or run away
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Daxx on April 08, 2006, 08:45:33 am
Granted. It's infected with a virulent disease, which your entire family catch. The camel and your family die noisily.

I wish that there was no way to corrupt this wish.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Henqix on April 08, 2006, 09:08:00 am
Granted, but the universe seizes to exist.

I wish the sky was green.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: IAmSparticvs on April 08, 2006, 11:02:36 am
Granted, but all grass turns blue, except for Kentucky's which turns into Kentucky Green Grass.

I wish we could see UV light
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on April 08, 2006, 02:07:58 pm
Granted, but it sucks.

I wish I had a Warhammer 40.000 Emporer class Titan.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: ElemenoP on April 08, 2006, 08:30:41 pm
Granted, but you couldn't handle the joy of it all, so your head exploded.

I wish i had a new Airsoft gun, the ones I have are all older than me(well, not really, but i have one thats over a decade old, so)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Flamester_ on April 08, 2006, 08:57:21 pm
Granted but its so advaned you dont know how to use it.

I wish  that people would realise i would sell that singing fish on ebay.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: aname on April 08, 2006, 09:12:48 pm
granted. you get sued because the fish died during shipping

i wish for a bannaphone!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: IAmSparticvs on April 08, 2006, 09:44:24 pm
Granted, you get a bannaphone, something entirely different from a Bananna Phone, a bannaphone kills you if you touch it.

I wish I could get more sleep.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on April 09, 2006, 03:43:29 am
Granted, you miss every thing good.

I wish I had a copy of every console ever made and 200 games for each.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Bonobo on April 09, 2006, 06:17:14 am
Granted, but it's a cardboard copy.

I wish I had invites to the best bittorrent sites.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: IAmSparticvs on April 09, 2006, 08:31:45 am
Granted, but the FBI immediatly breaks into their HQ and captures the user database, and you are the first arrested because your name is at the top of the list.

I wish there were are reason for this game.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Nugget_N on April 09, 2006, 05:49:14 pm
Granted, there is a reason to this game, but this information is so amazing, so deep, etc (you get the idea), your brain explodes and you die.

I wish I ruled a significant chunk of the Earth.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: IAmSparticvs on April 09, 2006, 05:52:08 pm
Granted, however this significant chunck of earth is actually a peice of earth that broke off when the solar system was being formed. It is now called the moon.

I wish I could get out more often.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: ElemenoP on April 09, 2006, 07:00:37 pm
Granted, but you melted in the heat of the sun

I wish, i had a banana.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: IAmSparticvs on April 09, 2006, 07:30:51 pm
Granted. Immediatly afterwards, you get mugged for a completly unrelated reason.

I wish I had not wished this wish.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on April 10, 2006, 01:39:17 am
Granted, but you regret it.

I wish I had the power to manipulate time as I wanted.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on April 10, 2006, 10:49:54 am
granted, but the very instant you mover time forward you age to a heap if dust, the instant you move it back you're turned into a small stain on a presindential interns dress
I wish I was in Amsterdam rather than near Manchester
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: IAmSparticvs on April 10, 2006, 01:59:24 pm
Granted, but you're in a cop car headed back towards Manchester anyways.

I wish the person granting my wish never existed.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: noogle on April 10, 2006, 02:02:44 pm
granted,but I'm confused

I wish i was a dog that could never die
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: IAmSparticvs on April 10, 2006, 03:24:43 pm
Granted.  You get used by NASA in a space experiment, in which you accidentally get jettisoned out of the ISS, doomed to fly in one direction for all eternity, or until you crash land on a planet.  Or into a sun.

I wish it were summer already.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on April 10, 2006, 03:52:08 pm
Granted but its one day shy off Autumn, incidently do you have any idea how far away Amsterdam is from Manchester, or where the two are in relation to each other?
I wish more people knew a bit about geography
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: IAmSparticvs on April 10, 2006, 04:09:10 pm
Granted, I do know that it is in a completely different country, but still the point is you are leaving Amsterdam in Holland and coming back to Manchester.

I wish I could go to a Manchester United or an Arsenal game.  Or better yet, Man. U. vs Arsenal.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: ElemenoP on April 10, 2006, 04:23:11 pm
Granted, but on the way, you get flattened by a bus.

I wish i could peel Sparticus off the road, he's leaving a terrible stain
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Leng on April 12, 2006, 01:00:57 am
granted, you now have spatulas for hands

i wish i had my own small, yet high-powered country of super-geniuses... in space.. kinda like the Xeon from gundam, only super-genius
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on April 12, 2006, 02:33:15 am
Granted, but your adopted son, Brutus, kills you together with the rest of the government.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Leng on April 12, 2006, 03:27:36 am
ahem, make with the wishing
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: IAmSparticvs on April 12, 2006, 02:10:26 pm
You're one to talk.

I wish someone would wish already.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Leng on April 12, 2006, 03:14:32 pm
i wish you drop dead
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on April 12, 2006, 03:21:23 pm
I wish idiots would follow up the corruption with a wish of their own now score above this and lets carry on as normal  >:(
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: thegreatloofa on April 12, 2006, 03:26:26 pm
Granted, but all the new wishes are inane and generic.

I wish for a paracetamol. (ooh, my head... :()
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on April 12, 2006, 03:28:22 pm
Granted, but it slows down your brain.

I wish I had every game and console ever created, and a storage to house them.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: IAmSparticvs on April 12, 2006, 03:35:37 pm
Granted, but none of them work.

I wish someone could tell me the average airspeed velocity of an unlaiden swallow flying at 32 m altitude.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: thegreatloofa on April 12, 2006, 03:41:56 pm
Granted, you find that it is 24 miles an hour (http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/) and your head explodes.

I wish I was a fisherman.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: patsplats on April 12, 2006, 03:50:23 pm
granted but...  http://youtube.com/watch?v=MP9CHQZ3mHw chuck norris kicked your but.

I wish i was chuck norris  :P
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Vivec on April 12, 2006, 03:54:50 pm
Granted, but a Chuck Norris clone army takes you down.

I wish I was invincible to everything.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: patsplats on April 12, 2006, 03:56:07 pm
granted but again... http://youtube.com/watch?v=MP9CHQZ3mHw chuck norris isn't a everything.

I wish i could blow up the clones
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Leng on April 12, 2006, 04:10:58 pm
granted, but the sheer logical paradox of any, much less an army of chuck norrises ever being defeated causes the universe to implode

i will second being the leader of the mutherf***ing XEON.. and i get to live and reign forever.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on April 12, 2006, 04:31:55 pm
Granted, but it is rather boring.

I wish I was a ork warboss, and lead a galactic wide WAAAGGHHH.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on April 12, 2006, 05:49:10 pm
granted but first they have to kill and urinate on the corpses of Leng and Patsplats, who are making annoying and nonesensical wishes
I wish the corruption of these wishes was more sane and relevant
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: SpecialBrownies on April 12, 2006, 06:42:10 pm
Granted! But the problem is that I'm back.

I wish I had a big box of crayons.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Leng on April 12, 2006, 06:43:02 pm
granted, i will judge the sanity and relevance of the wishes

i wish to come back as some kind of cyborg vampire.. or something.. maybe a little bit of zombie, but i don't want to by mentally handicapped by my zombie status, and in fact i want the preternatural intelligence of both a vampire and a cyborg, along with the blood-drinking and biomechanical parts, but i only want to come back to take revenge on the ork horde that killed me and urinated on my corpse.. the WHOLE horde and ALL their descendants.. it'll take a while but i don't intend to live forever

and i want a batjet to ride around in and look cool.  not EXACTLY like the batjet, but the same level of distinctiveness.  distinctive of a cyborg vampire revenant.  and a burrito.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Daxx on April 12, 2006, 06:47:02 pm
Congratulations. Your burrito gets sucked into an air intake. Hilarity (i.e. your death) ensues. :P

I wish more people would come to the Spore IRC channel. In case you missed that, that was a subtle hint.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Leng on April 12, 2006, 06:55:38 pm
granted, more people from the steam, ytmnd, and blizzard forums come over to the spore irc channel

i wish people would emphasize CORRUPTING wishes instead of just going "oh you die".  the burrito one was okay though.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Vivec on April 12, 2006, 07:27:59 pm
Granted but...you die somehow! Haha! Brilliant! 8)

I wish everyone was nice.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: SpecialBrownies on April 12, 2006, 07:41:23 pm
Granted! But then everyone dies.

I wish someonw would explain why everyone died.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Daxx on April 12, 2006, 08:18:35 pm
Granted. The explanation is such a good one, it inspires you to commit suicide.

I wish that I won't be killed in the next post.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: IAmSparticvs on April 12, 2006, 08:19:52 pm
Granted, you'll be killed in the next one.

I wish the next person would kill you in a very interesting way.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: SpecialBrownies on April 12, 2006, 09:12:24 pm
Granted! I kill Daxx with my mind laser, that I built out of cheese, some gun, and a pop can, and then shoved in my brain. I die shortly after.

I wish I would be alive again.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Leng on April 13, 2006, 12:31:00 am
granted.  i bring you back to life just to kill you again for your stupidity (no really cut it out)

i wish i had better speakers.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on April 13, 2006, 03:07:01 am
granted the speakers are so loud that the harmonics make your head explode (sorry I couldn't resist)
I wish, I wish, I had a fish
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on April 13, 2006, 04:32:21 am
Granted but it is a giant mutant fish that attacks you.

I wish my internet was so fast that downloading would take three seconds.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: patsplats on April 13, 2006, 07:00:29 am
granted but all yoou can download are videos of micheal jackson moonwalking

I wish I was richer than bill gates
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: noogle on April 13, 2006, 07:09:05 am
post a wish patsplats
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Leng on April 13, 2006, 04:00:18 pm
granted.  america gets taken over by a communist government that abolishes private property.  bill gates works next to you during your 16-hour shift at Artillery Shell & Giant Leader's Face Factory #426.  his gruel ration is slightly smaller than yours.

i wish i had an HDTV
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: IAmSparticvs on April 13, 2006, 05:20:09 pm
Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish noone would disturb me while I watch Pictch Black.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on April 13, 2006, 05:23:52 pm
Granted, but the light goes out, and Riddick kills you.

I wish I was Riddick, only slightly less wanted.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: IAmSparticvs on April 13, 2006, 07:52:33 pm
Granted, but because you are less wanted, then that means you have less skills.  You are immediatly caught and thrown into Crematoria, where you get killed by the firecats.

Oh yes.

I wish that people would stop saying 'your mom' jokes.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Vivec on April 13, 2006, 08:00:43 pm
Granted, but they move on to "You"

I wish I was done with my homework.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Piloteer on April 13, 2006, 08:30:24 pm
Granted, but all of the answers are wrong and you recieve an F.

I wish I didn't have to get up so early tomorrow.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fink on April 13, 2006, 09:10:00 pm
Granted, you stay up all night until the time you were supposed to get up, and now you are really sleepy

I wish tomorrow was here (my birthday)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on April 14, 2006, 04:27:51 am
Granted, but no one remembers

(happy birthday dude hope you have a good day)

I wish I was a Space Marine.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Flamester_ on April 14, 2006, 08:14:47 am
Granted but its so good you cant stop playing it so you die.

I wish I wished a wish.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on April 15, 2006, 06:04:24 am
granted, but it's not a very good wish
I wish I wasn't still hung-over
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Flamester_ on April 15, 2006, 08:48:43 am
Granted but you now have a hangover.

I wish this wish i am wishing was not wished or granted. (you have to grant it (PARADOX))
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Daxx on April 15, 2006, 08:59:00 am
Okay, thread over. Mods, lock the thread (then delete my post so it was never here). ;D
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: aname on April 15, 2006, 03:04:03 pm
granted but no one cares.
i wish i had a banana phone
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fink on April 15, 2006, 03:46:36 pm
ok, but you get trapped watching this (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/badgerphone.php) over and over

I wish I was a ware sheep (I just invented it 8) )
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on April 15, 2006, 04:21:04 pm
granted but someone stops laughing at you long enough to shoot you with a silver bullet, then they have you for tea
I wish the next Dr.Who was on TV tomorrow
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: ElemenoP on April 15, 2006, 06:44:52 pm
Granted, but a thunderstorm happens, and the power goes out the instant it comes on.

I wish a was an oscar mayer weener... that is what i truely wish to be...cuz if a was an oscar mayer weener, everyone would be in love with me.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: aname on April 15, 2006, 06:57:31 pm
granted but you get eaten.

i wish i had a banana phone and i got to watch that even more
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on April 16, 2006, 03:48:18 am
Granted, but you go crazy.

I wish this school year was over.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lambsquirter on April 16, 2006, 06:56:07 am
granted but if in australia, the school  year is different to america
i wish that my g/f could get her visa to come to australia soon
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Gameses the 1st on April 16, 2006, 12:20:53 pm
Granted, but they don't take visa there

I wish I had all The Original 2001 Toa
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fink on April 16, 2006, 01:02:07 pm
Granted, but they don't take visa there

I wish I had all The Original 2001 Toa

What about Discover  :D

Oh, and granted, but normal legos are better

I wish I could wish for a wish that I wished for
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on April 16, 2006, 02:53:18 pm
Granted, but you got to greedy, and don't get any thing.

I wish I knew every thing I could learn from school so I didn't have to go to one any more.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Daxx on April 16, 2006, 02:56:25 pm
Granted, but you got to greedy, and don't get any thing.

I wish I knew every thing I could learn from school so I didn't have to go to one any more.

Granted. You soon realise that it won't help you get a job without real life experience.

I wish that I had the TARDIS
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on April 16, 2006, 03:09:58 pm
Granted but the camoflage module repairs itself and you lose it somewhere and get shot by cyborgs with lamps on their heads.

I wish the cybermen epsiode was next week instead of Victorian Werewolves (and ninjas, granted)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on April 16, 2006, 03:22:43 pm
granted but its one of the really old black-and-white episodes with the cybermen, do you think any of the Americans here'll get what we're on about?
I wish the daleks come back this season, not sure how though, they where all turned to dust at the end of the last season
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on April 16, 2006, 03:31:23 pm
Granted, but the reason for them returning is so stupidly contrived that it retroactively makes the series a flop and its decommisioned forever!

I wish tuesday was a bank holiday as well.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on April 16, 2006, 03:39:54 pm
Granted, but you have to do house work.

I wish I could stay up forever without getting tired or going crazy.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Daxx on April 16, 2006, 03:45:55 pm
Granted. You keep floating and floating, and you find that interacting with people is difficult when you're 200 metres in the air.

Altruism time: I wish that a new (hi-spec) computer could spontaneously appear on the doorsteps of every member of this forum.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: noogle on April 16, 2006, 03:53:56 pm
granted but you don't get one and you use your own money

I wish i lived in a bubble with air holes
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on April 16, 2006, 04:41:40 pm
granted but the bubble is under water - you drown (I know, I'm very lazy)
I wish I had a high definition TV
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on April 16, 2006, 04:44:13 pm
Granted but I steal it.

I wish I had a PS 3 for my new HDTV.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: aname on April 16, 2006, 04:45:00 pm
granted but it breaks in half and explodes killing you.

i wish i had a banana phone and i couldnt go crazy, cause i like that song.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Flamester_ on April 16, 2006, 05:15:35 pm
Granted http://forum.facepunchstudios.com/forumdisplay.php?f=24 (its called my top five movies ever and its HL2 based)
But the database is down.


I wish I had dsl.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: noogle on April 16, 2006, 05:35:28 pm
granted now your internet connetion is so slow you see this message five years after i posted it  :)

I wish i had giant bird wings on my back so i could fly around and kill people >:D
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Leng on April 16, 2006, 05:53:34 pm
granted, but the Government decides to hunt you down and you flee to a cave in patagonia and survive by raiding cattle.  the ranchers all have guns and you don't know how to make fire so you have to eat the beef raw and you're cold all the time and you don't have a computer or any toilet paper and you have scurvy and you don't know when the Government is going to finally track you down.

i wish for a pony!!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on April 16, 2006, 06:19:05 pm
Wish granted, but it tramples you to death in a very cute way.

i wish for another pony to trample somebody!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: patsplats on April 16, 2006, 06:21:32 pm
granted but this tme it gets a lightsaber and kills you

i wish i had a lightsaber
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Flamester_ on April 16, 2006, 06:22:42 pm
Granted but it needs AAAAAAAAAAAAA batteris

I wish I had the fastest internet connection in this dimension.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: patsplats on April 16, 2006, 06:23:19 pm
granted but it is dail up and takes milleniums to load up  :P

i wish i had spore now for real
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on April 16, 2006, 06:25:53 pm
Wish granted, but I take the disk and snap it in half  ;D

I wish for all the pokemon in my avatar!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on April 17, 2006, 05:53:53 am
Granted, but a bunch of Christian fundies kill you for being an 'evolutionist'.


I wish I had a magic genie lamp.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lambsquirter on April 17, 2006, 06:21:11 am
granted but u then dropped it and the genie died

wish i was the planet Jupiter
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: aname on April 17, 2006, 06:23:05 am
granted but it gets hit by the sun.

i wish i had a banana phone and couldn't go crazy and that stupid thing has nothing to do with banana phone wish corrupting.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lambsquirter on April 17, 2006, 06:54:17 am
ok ok u get your banana phone and u are now happy until  u find out i forgot the batteries

i wish i didn't have a cold
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Daxx on April 17, 2006, 06:56:46 am
ok ok u get your banana phone and u are now happy until  u find out i forgot the batteries

i wish i didn't have a cold

Granted. Instead, you have perfect health. Too perfect. Your white blood cells start attacking your own cells and you are slowly eaten from the inside out.

I wish I had just enough time left in the holidays to finish my work before I have to go back, rather than after, which seems to be the case at the moment.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lambsquirter on April 17, 2006, 06:59:00 am
granted but now u have to sing in a choir to make up for the time

wish i had a fingerlongerer (futurama)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: thegreatloofa on April 17, 2006, 09:54:11 am
Granted, you get a fingerlongerer, but you get sued by Prof. Farnsworth for copyright breech of his Finglonger inventoion.


I wish I was much fitter shape.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on April 17, 2006, 11:20:35 am
granted you are now a really fit 2D object unfrtunatly because you are in a 3D place you are utterly destroyed
I wish someone would make a wish where the end result isn't a horrible death
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on April 17, 2006, 12:06:49 pm
Granted.

I wish my wish didn't result in a horrible death for me.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on April 17, 2006, 01:26:18 pm
granted instead you end up with no limbs or any way of communicating or sensing the world
I wish I was allot less evil, and drank less
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Leng on April 17, 2006, 03:45:56 pm
granted.  you're transported in time back to the middle ages.  you have to be good or the inquisition will burn you alive, and when you stop drinking alcohol you get cholera from contaminated drinking water.

i wish (again), that more wish corruptions would be ironic
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Daxx on April 17, 2006, 04:10:50 pm
Granted.

granted but now u have to sing in a choir to make up for the time

I already do. ;D

I wish that people would be forced to use the spell check function when they post.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fink on April 17, 2006, 04:13:34 pm
Granted, but they don't listion to what it told them to change

I wish I would find some friends tonight
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on April 17, 2006, 05:10:55 pm
granted but they're a bunch off git's who rob you blind at the end off the night - see and I didn't kill him either
I wish that the next podcast had good news about spore
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Leng on April 17, 2006, 07:13:29 pm
granted, every game company except maxis goes bankrupt and maxis announces it will cancel all it's other games to pour money and talent into spore.

i wish for the best hot fudge sundae EVER created
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Oviraptor on April 17, 2006, 07:48:59 pm
Granted, it gets shoved down your pants.

I wish that the entire universe would get mirrored through the plane that both poles and Tokyo, Japan create.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on April 18, 2006, 04:33:15 am
Granted, but it breaks.

I wish people would be more self confident, with out being arrogant.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lambsquirter on April 18, 2006, 06:25:19 am
granted, now i am better at making wishes than you

i wish i can find a book that i read when i was a kid but i cannot remember the author and title, only the pictures.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: noogle on April 18, 2006, 06:32:40 am
granted but the title is "cute fluffy pink unicorns save the rainbow princess from the pink prince" and you bring it to school/work and you get killed


I wish I could go to sleep for a year and not get older or bad things happen to me
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lambsquirter on April 18, 2006, 06:49:29 am
granted but then u have nightmares for the whole time

i wsih i cood spall corektli
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fink on April 18, 2006, 02:05:28 pm
Granted, turns out you spelled it right, but now it screws up the whole English forcing rules that contradict other rules. In the end, we are all confused.

I wish more people would join the Video Game Voters Network
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: patsplats on April 18, 2006, 05:13:42 pm
granted but by more you get micheal jackson who keeps posting moonwalk animations instead of voting

i wish i knew how to animate
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: IAmSparticvs on April 18, 2006, 07:38:41 pm
Granted, but you immediatly forget how to use your programming language.

I wish tomorrow came yesterday, and is finished off by saturday.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: patsplats on April 18, 2006, 08:39:23 pm
granted but tommarow is yester day and god is confused so he strikes the with a lightbolt

i wish i was supreme ruller of cheese
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Vivec on April 18, 2006, 09:28:21 pm
Granted, but you get lost in one really big piece of Swiss cheese.

I wish I wasn't grounded.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on April 19, 2006, 12:32:40 am
Granted, you get struck by lightning and it arcs painfully from you to the nearest metal object and you get hurt. Wit.

I wish I was even more witty.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on April 19, 2006, 04:31:38 am
Granted, but you become to witty, and people can't talk to you because they laugh all the time.

I wish I had the biggest HD-TV in the world.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: pieface1993 on April 19, 2006, 09:06:18 am
granted but it blows up in ur face
 

i wish i could be a pro footie player
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Martham112 on April 19, 2006, 09:07:45 am
Granted but it's American Football

I wish I had a non-poisonous and completely safe pie
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: pieface1993 on April 19, 2006, 09:08:55 am
granted but there is a man with a gun in his hand to blow it up

i wish i was the best in the world
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Martham112 on April 19, 2006, 09:34:15 am
But it is the best at being wierd

I wish I was real
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: pieface1993 on April 19, 2006, 09:35:16 am
granted u turn into wood

i wish i was movie star
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on April 19, 2006, 09:56:23 am
Granted, but you get addicted to coke, and have to go into rehab. And then join Scientology.

I wish I had all the games there are on the PSP.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: thegreatloofa on April 19, 2006, 09:59:16 am
Granted, you now have both of them.

I wish the minimum age for accessing the internet is at least 16.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on April 19, 2006, 10:26:37 am
granted but now ther is no motivation for making free porn sites  (everyone has access to a creditcard)
I wish I had a working PS3 and all the non-sports games for it, and there are more than 2 thegreatloofa
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: IAmSparticvs on April 19, 2006, 02:32:24 pm
Granted, but you are immediatly killed by Sony for knowing that the PS3 works just fine, only you know it far too soon.

I wish this forum would show more posts to a page.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fink on April 19, 2006, 04:39:41 pm
Granted, it shows all 102 pages of this on one page

I wish for a new keyboard
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on April 19, 2006, 04:53:37 pm
granted but it's EVIL, however that doesn't inpede your usage of it...............
I wish more wishes ended without a death
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: noogle on April 19, 2006, 04:57:25 pm
granted but now it is not fun anymore

i wish i had a tail
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Pando on April 19, 2006, 08:24:32 pm
Wish granted, but it gets burned off. See, this didn't end in death.

I wish I didn't have to take state testing next week.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: 7 who ate 9 on April 19, 2006, 08:26:52 pm
After being lost in the woods for 12 days you get captured by wild natives that still belive in sacrificing, after being tortured for hours you try to exscape when they put you in the lions pit. You survive, but then get a deadly sickness that posions every oen.

I wish President Bush of the USA was a good president that didn't make up his own words.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: patsplats on April 19, 2006, 08:28:16 pm
granted but by being a good presidenthe tried to use e 85 ethonal and plunged the world intoa hot war
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: pieface1993 on April 19, 2006, 11:21:54 pm
granted but u have no wish

i wish i was a very good football player
Title: Re: Corrupt a fish
Post by: thegreatloofa on April 20, 2006, 01:46:49 am
Granted, but you get caught taking performance enhancing drugs and are sent to prison. Once there you find the soap hard to hold on to.

I wish everyone on this forum knew how to use even rudimentary grammatical techniques.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on April 20, 2006, 05:40:12 am
Granted, but they all become grammar Nazis.

I wish there were less Nazis.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on April 20, 2006, 07:04:47 am
granted, but without the nazis to keep them in check the russians take other most of Europe, have you never played red alert!?
I wish upon a shining star that I can become a real boy........ ???
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: patsplats on April 20, 2006, 07:10:02 am
granted  but you live in afghanistan in the middle of a world war in the middle east

i wish i remembered to wish some more
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: aname on April 20, 2006, 09:12:12 am
granted. too late.

i wish i had a banana phone and couldn't go crazy and that stupid thing has nothing to do with banana phone wish corrupting AND i had batteries.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on April 20, 2006, 11:03:07 am
granted but we all beat you up because YOU KEEP GOING ON ABOUT THAT ****ING BANANA PHONE!!!
I wish aname stopped mentioning banana phones
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: thegreatloofa on April 20, 2006, 11:22:07 am
Granted, he now goes on about Aubergine Phones instead.

I wish that I'll get the job I just interviewed for.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: noogle on April 20, 2006, 12:50:55 pm
granted but you were secretly interviewed to be a sewer inspector

I wish I could stay up long enough to watch "Inuyasha"
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on April 20, 2006, 01:13:33 pm
Granted, but you get really really really really really really really really really realllllyyy reallllllyyyyy disappointed.

I wish I had a PS 2 with all the games I want for it.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on April 20, 2006, 02:19:15 pm
Granted... but its pure... EVIL!!! <lightning flashes>

If you die in the game, you die in real life!!! (hows that for originality?)

I wish I didnt have exams in under a month.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on April 20, 2006, 02:22:42 pm
granted you now have them tomorrow, now who didn't see that one coming
I wish I didn't have 3 assignments due in next week, and also I don't want more assignments, or a shorter period of time
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on April 20, 2006, 02:32:44 pm
I wish I didnt have exams in under a month.

I believe a day is under a month. Lets try that again:
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fink on April 20, 2006, 02:41:13 pm
Granted... but its pure... EVIL!!! <lightning flashes>

If you die in the game, you die in real life!!! (hows that for originality?)

I wish I didnt have exams in under a month.

Ok, but now you have exams in exactly one month and a day

granted you now have them tomorrow, now who didn't see that one coming
I wish I didn't have 3 assignments due in next week, and also I don't want more assignments, or a shorter period of time

Ok, but you turn them all into the wrong teachers thus giving you an F

I wish I didn't have to grant more then one wish per post
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on April 20, 2006, 03:43:49 pm
granted Krackow sam is now no longer a rule naze, because he is shot
I wish for nothing!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: bwl2 on April 20, 2006, 04:24:31 pm
wish granted.... You have been thrown into nothingness


I wish for whatever the next person wishes for!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: aname on April 20, 2006, 04:36:57 pm
granted
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Flamester_ on April 20, 2006, 07:16:36 pm
granted
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: thegreatloofa on April 20, 2006, 08:01:37 pm
Granted, but you inexplicably die.

I wish people would wish.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: xnodas on April 20, 2006, 08:27:43 pm
Granted, but you can't post here anymore


I wish I could fly without the help of technology and also not dieing from flying related accidents.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Vivec on April 20, 2006, 08:32:17 pm
Granted, but due to weight issues, you have to lose your legs and can never land again.

I wish I met some friendly aliens that didn't kill me or harm me.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: xnodas on April 20, 2006, 08:35:25 pm
Granted, but for them to except you, you must mate with their tenticle invested females.

I wish I could weild a sword as big as Clouds.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fink on April 20, 2006, 08:55:01 pm
Granted, but for them to except you, you must mate with their tenticle invested females.

I wish I could weild a sword as big as Clouds.

No Hentai!

Granted, but you only have it to compromise.  ;)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lambsquirter on April 21, 2006, 04:21:02 am
hey, u forgot to wish so that i could jink it

i wish the person above me wished?
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on April 21, 2006, 05:09:24 am
Granted, but you wasted your fish.

I wish I had a lightsalber.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: noogle on April 21, 2006, 06:24:47 am
granted but Darth Vader kills you

I wish that no one could talk except me
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: patsplats on April 21, 2006, 07:21:57 am
granted but you have no one to talk to so your head explodes from boredom

i wish i could have a snack right now
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Gameses the 1st on April 21, 2006, 10:47:19 am
Granted, but it's poisonious

 I wish I had A CHOCOBO
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on April 21, 2006, 10:51:58 am
granted but its throws you off then procedes to kick **** out off you
I wish I had a penny
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: noogle on April 21, 2006, 10:54:18 am
granted but the penny is 5000 degrees and burns through you hand

I wish i had a pet volcano
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on April 21, 2006, 11:27:58 am
Granted but it erupts and burns your house.

I wish I was the Emporer of the universe.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: pieface1993 on April 21, 2006, 11:31:16 am
Granted, but everyone rebels and muders you.

I wish I had Sky
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Gameses the 1st on April 21, 2006, 11:50:14 am
Granted, but there's no ground and you fall into Oblivion

I wish I was Chaos
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on April 21, 2006, 02:10:56 pm
Granted. You eventually take over the universe as increasing entropy. But then you discover to your horror that the universe you have created is cold, motionless and otherwise ordered!  :o

I wish I had a naucean nanosuit
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Gameses the 1st on April 21, 2006, 02:22:06 pm
Granted, but It gets to smart and Kills you and Takesover your body turning you into a killing machine and then when everyone is dead you self-destuct

I wish I Had Final Fantasy 7 Advent Children On DVD
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on April 21, 2006, 03:12:35 pm
Granted, but for some reasons it doesn't work.

I wish I had Serenity on DVD. I could buy it, but I am to lazy.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: aname on April 21, 2006, 04:39:24 pm
granted but it sucks. in this reality

i wish I had a bananular phone
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on April 21, 2006, 04:53:48 pm
granted but I realise what you actually mean and so I carry out what I saiid before on your sorry ass
I wish I knew who shot the deputy
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: gec05 on April 21, 2006, 04:56:03 pm
Granted, it was you.
I wish I had more motivation.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Gameses the 1st on April 21, 2006, 04:58:10 pm
Granted, but you push yourself so hard you die

I wish someone would die
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on April 21, 2006, 05:36:09 pm
granted, it's you
I wish people would make more wishes which take some thought to corrupt
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on April 21, 2006, 05:45:37 pm
Granted.

I wish my wish couldn't get corrupted, at all. It isn't pointless, nor is it stupid.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: gec05 on April 21, 2006, 06:42:33 pm
Granted, your wish is now diseased instead of corrupted.

I wish I was corrupted.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: ElemenoP on April 21, 2006, 09:04:20 pm
granted, but you continued to get corrupted until you ceased to exist...o_O

I wish i could finally get oblivion
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fink on April 21, 2006, 09:16:29 pm
Granted, you get the game. However, you don't get any of the patches, thus you get a buggy and painful experience

Granted, but you push yourself so hard you die

I wish someone would die

So do I.. so do I.

I wish somthing would happen to Gameses
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Morslok on April 21, 2006, 09:17:35 pm
Granted, he becomes President of the United States of America.

I wish that I had an unlimited money cheat for real life.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fink on April 21, 2006, 09:22:03 pm
Granted, he becomes President of the United States of America.

I wish that I had an unlimited money cheat for real life.

I was expecting something good would happen to him. If you killed him I would of been shocked

Anyway, granted, you screw up the world’s economy making all your money worthless

I wish that I could multi task
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Morslok on April 21, 2006, 09:27:38 pm
Granted, you can now do many things at once, but you never seem to actually get anything done.

I wish that there was world peace.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lambsquirter on April 22, 2006, 04:59:20 am
granted but it comes at a price, u will have to die to be at peace

i wish i didnt have allergies (goddamn sneezing fits)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: noogle on April 22, 2006, 05:04:35 am
granted now you have rabies

I wish i could get up at 6:00 am everyday and not be tired
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lambsquirter on April 22, 2006, 05:20:52 am
granted, now you have to goto bed at early

i wish that i could have perfect hearing
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on April 22, 2006, 08:45:00 am
Granted, but now every thing sounds to loud for you.

I wish all my house chores were done.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: pieface1993 on April 22, 2006, 09:13:36 am
granted  but the chores are done wrong
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Martham112 on April 22, 2006, 09:14:04 am
Granted you're dead

I wish people would remember the rules
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: thegreatloofa on April 22, 2006, 01:09:18 pm
Granted, but they remember the rules for the banana game.

Here, have this forgetful banana.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on April 22, 2006, 01:28:10 pm
Granted but... hey! You die now <sound of shotgun cocking>

I wish I had an enchanted hat.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: noogle on April 22, 2006, 01:33:55 pm
granted but everyone can hear your thoughts,and what terrible thoughts they are

I wish I could draw better
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: gec05 on April 22, 2006, 01:37:32 pm
Granted, but everyone will ask you to draw for them.

I wish my dumb cat would die.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on April 22, 2006, 01:39:34 pm
Granted, but you feel guilty now.

I wish the world was a more peaceful place.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: noogle on April 22, 2006, 01:47:22 pm
granted but for that to happen you must die :o

i wish I had a mustache
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fink on April 22, 2006, 05:05:42 pm
Granted, but it's the same one a hitler.

I wish all my homework was done, turned in on time, and correct
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: noogle on April 22, 2006, 05:25:15 pm
granted but your teacher thinks you did not do it by your self and gives you an F

I wish I had an extra eye on my forehead
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: aname on April 22, 2006, 06:00:32 pm
granted but you cant focus now.

i wish i had uber g-man powers.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on April 22, 2006, 06:20:37 pm
Granted, but I use g-mod and make awkward sex poses with you and a headcrab.

I wish I could persuade people to do exactly what I say.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: aname on April 22, 2006, 06:23:34 pm
im not gman himself so you phail
1/10
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lambsquirter on April 23, 2006, 05:55:40 am
i wish that the previous person could make a wish
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: aname on April 23, 2006, 06:55:29 am
you realized that that wasn't a wish :P

i wish i had uber g-man powers
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fink on April 23, 2006, 03:16:22 pm
Granted, you have the power of creepyness (what "powers" does that guy have anyway?  :-\)

I wish someone else whould do a better job granting aname wish
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: aname on April 23, 2006, 04:59:21 pm
um, the power to stop time, the power to breath in space, the power to teleport, that power to hold his breif case forever

granted.

i wish i had uber g-man powers again
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: gec05 on April 23, 2006, 07:00:52 pm
Granted, now you have no friends, no life, you talk funny, and theres a cell phone constantly ringing in you brief case that you cannot answer because you don't know the combination to open it.

I wish I knew what to wish for.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: xnodas on April 23, 2006, 08:30:07 pm
Granted, but you aren't aloud to post it or wish for it.

I wish Tifa was my girlfriend.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Vivec on April 23, 2006, 08:34:02 pm
Granted, but she goes the way of Aeris, leaving you to mournful to ever have another relationship.

I wish my finger didn't hurt.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: xnodas on April 23, 2006, 08:50:31 pm
Granted, but your toe starts hurting.

I wish I could get my hair cut.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Morslok on April 23, 2006, 09:06:16 pm
Granted, but only once.

I wish I didn't have to get up early tomorrow.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: xnodas on April 23, 2006, 10:15:36 pm
Granted, but you are buried alive for not waking up at all.

I wish I wasn't scared of spiders.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on April 24, 2006, 02:56:12 am
Granted, you get eaten by a giant one.

Seriously though, I hate spiders to. I hate all insects but spiders are really bad.

I wish I could make all spiders in my house disappear. Together with the rest of the insects.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lambsquirter on April 24, 2006, 03:27:33 am
ur wish is granted, but now you have scorpians in your house (spiders aren't insects by the way)

i wish that i could get my life in order very soon

Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fink on April 25, 2006, 03:56:15 pm
ur wish is granted, but now you have scorpians in your house (spiders aren't insects by the way)

i wish that i could get my life in order very soon



Granted, all your problems are aliened in a row

I wish someone would use everyone one of the emotes on this forum in a post 

Granted, now you have no friends, no life, you talk funny, and theres a cell phone constantly ringing in you brief case that you cannot answer because you don't know the combination to open it.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

LMAO
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: xnodas on April 25, 2006, 10:04:38 pm
 :) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'(  granted, but your not aloud to post them in this thread

I wish I didn't have to post all of those emotions because I am confused on how I feel now.


Spiders suck
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on April 26, 2006, 04:13:00 am
Granted, but a spider attacks you.

I wish I could download every thing in two seconds.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: LadyM on April 26, 2006, 04:29:06 am
granted but your computer overheats and explodes

I wish I didn't feel sleepy when I read
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: SBD on April 26, 2006, 04:44:49 am
granted, you just fall asleep.

i wish i had another week of holidays before term 2 starts.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lambsquirter on April 26, 2006, 05:20:41 am
granted, but now you have to do all the extra homework

i wish i was the first person on mars
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Morslok on April 26, 2006, 07:28:56 am
granted, you are also the first person to die on Mars.

I wish that I wasn't such a procrastinator
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: xnodas on April 26, 2006, 08:24:38 pm
granted, but you become/are dumb   :P

I wish I had a Pepsi(2 liter) right now.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on April 27, 2006, 03:06:48 am
Granted but pepsi causes leukemia. Its true! My cousin's friend's little brother died after drinking 4 bottles of pepsi in one sitting!


I wish pop rocks + Soda really did make a grenade, like in the Simpsons candy conevntion.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: SBD on April 27, 2006, 03:58:36 am
granted. it does, and you blow your hand off when you try to make one.

wish more people would vote and post on my rpg.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lambsquirter on April 27, 2006, 04:24:27 am
granted but now they have to sell their souls to vote

wish i had more money
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on April 27, 2006, 05:32:41 am
Granted, but you are unhappy now.

I wish I had every thing I desired.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lambsquirter on April 27, 2006, 05:46:37 am
granted, but then it all gets lost in the mail

i wish that i could find a new place
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: xnodas on April 27, 2006, 08:48:38 am
Granted, but you get lost in the mail

I wish things wouldn't get lost in the mail
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fink on April 27, 2006, 04:20:10 pm
Granted, the deja vu machine gets mailed to you

I wish the Deja... Damn it!

My wish is for someone to post a haiku
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on April 27, 2006, 05:53:17 pm
foolish person dies
by broom handle inserted
up painful passage

I wish more people knew about Dr.McNinja  http://www.drmcninja.com/
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Aybraus on April 27, 2006, 07:37:11 pm
Granted, now the server is choked.

I wish I knew what BattleZoo was.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: xnodas on April 27, 2006, 08:17:46 pm
Granted, but you lose basic math skills

I wish I was done with College and had a career job.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lambsquirter on April 28, 2006, 03:58:46 am
granted but now your stuck in a dead end job going nowhere

i wish i could find a job within the computer gaming industry
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on April 28, 2006, 05:00:48 am
Granted, but it sucks.

I wish I could finish my education in a few hours.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on April 28, 2006, 05:04:01 am
granted, but you have no qualifications
I wish alcohol didn't give you a hang over
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lambsquirter on April 28, 2006, 05:42:53 am
granted, now u have alcohol poisoning

i wish that i could eat more foods
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on April 28, 2006, 06:27:53 am
Granted, but you get my size in a couple of minutes, and then go on to become the largest man in earths history.

Edit: I wish I remember to post a good wish, the next time.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: SBD on April 28, 2006, 06:29:34 am
post a wish, cool AN :P
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lambsquirter on April 29, 2006, 03:32:25 am
granted, now he will post a new wish
i wish that there were aliens living among us
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on April 29, 2006, 06:19:59 am
granted but they're face huggers.....
I wishmore peopled realised how little effort I put into that hiaku
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lambsquirter on April 29, 2006, 07:58:59 am
granted, know no one will see it

i wish that i could get off my ass and get a drink
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on April 29, 2006, 08:51:14 am
foolish person dies
by broom handle inserted
up painful passage

was in responce to finks wish

granted but the drink you get is flat
I wish for world peices
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fink on April 29, 2006, 01:33:17 pm
Granted, the world falls apart into little bite size peices

I wish I wasn't sick
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lambsquirter on April 29, 2006, 07:40:07 pm
granted, now u have to go back to school

i wish that i could live closer to the city
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on April 29, 2006, 07:48:44 pm
Granted, but 'the city' is hiroshima in 1945
I wish I had a Wii
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: aname on April 29, 2006, 07:51:58 pm
granted... you know...

i wish i was creepy when i wanted to be. (in the g-man way)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: xnodas on April 30, 2006, 12:25:20 am
granted, but you creep out the wrong person and go to jail for the rest of your life

I wish Jenova was my mom.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: aname on April 30, 2006, 11:19:59 am
granted but now you are insane

i wish i could be awsome
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Flamester_ on April 30, 2006, 12:08:48 pm
Granted but you turn into a Wii because there the awesomest thing ever.

I wish I had aname.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: IAmSparticvs on April 30, 2006, 12:14:20 pm
Granted, but it immediatly teleports into space and implodes.

I wish I knew what I were talking about.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Serdun on April 30, 2006, 06:03:30 pm
Granted, but if you knew what you were talking about then you'd have to be God and all knowing which would prove the existence of a God and when you said Earth to Brint, I don't think you did because you were all like 'well I'm sure Hansel's heard of styling gel' like you DIDN'T know it was a joke HA HA!

I wish someone would know to what movie I am referencing to above.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lambsquirter on April 30, 2006, 06:49:44 pm
some silly movie

i wish that things would be good?
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Serdun on April 30, 2006, 06:57:40 pm
Granted, but what about those who worship evil? To them, if everything were good, they'd be unhappy. I think.  ???

I wish I had a poooony.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: aname on April 30, 2006, 07:34:24 pm
granted. mnus the n and y, lol

i wish i had a smacklderf
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on May 01, 2006, 03:01:56 am
Granted, but I don't know what it is. So you don't get any thing.

I wish I had more Hawaiian shirts.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fink on May 01, 2006, 12:09:59 pm
Granted, but only fat guys ware those

I wish I had a cool hat of asomeness, and it did.... something.... cool
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on May 01, 2006, 12:41:05 pm
I am fat you douche.

Granted, but it slowly microwaves your brain, and since you get stupider by the second you don't realize it until it is to late.

I wish I had a totally awesome 100 meter tall mech (not a gundam, a Western one).
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Sub on May 01, 2006, 01:04:49 pm
Granted, but someone steals it.

I wish I was the person that stole it.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: aname on May 01, 2006, 01:25:00 pm
granted, but it doesn't work

i wish for crab battle
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fink on May 01, 2006, 01:55:32 pm
I am fat you douche.

Opps sorry  :(

Ok, I can fix this. The wish I granted then made you skinny, so you look odd in all the shirts you ware  ;D
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on May 01, 2006, 02:05:18 pm
That is much worse ;)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on May 01, 2006, 02:20:34 pm
I wish it was worse

Granted, it starts raining

I wish I tanned easier.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: aname on May 01, 2006, 02:46:38 pm
granted but you still get sun burned

i wish for crab battle
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Serdun on May 01, 2006, 03:25:25 pm
Granted, but your wish sounds strangely like a low-budget Japanese horror film and because of you the giant crabs destroy Tokyo.

I wish I could go to Switzerland.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: MetallicDragon on May 01, 2006, 05:07:45 pm
OK, you could[/] go to switzerland, but you don't because you don't want to spend the money.

I wish I could will go to E3 this year.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on May 01, 2006, 05:26:44 pm
Granted you go, but unfortunatly you need the toilet and get stuck in there until its over, your corpse is found many weeks later
I wish I had a pet Gorgon, I'd call him rocky
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Serdun on May 01, 2006, 06:44:09 pm
Granted, but then my unicorn and manticore gang up on him and break his kneecaps.

I wish I could feed the starving children in the world.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: xnodas on May 01, 2006, 07:38:50 pm
Granted, now everyone else including you are starving.

I wish my class started later than it does.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fink on May 01, 2006, 09:31:56 pm
Granted, a whole minute later

I wish Cool AN wasn’t mad at me
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on May 01, 2006, 09:34:25 pm
granted he's now deply vexed, and you are the cause
I wish I had a unicorn that spoke in hai-kues
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lambsquirter on May 02, 2006, 06:35:53 am
granted but i dont know what hai-kues is

i wish i had a better phone card, the one i have SUCKS
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on May 02, 2006, 06:41:17 am
Granted but they aren't that much better.

(I am not mad at you Fink, we're cool)

I wish I had the fa stet internet connection in the world. South Korean FAST.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lambsquirter on May 02, 2006, 06:45:17 am
granted, but now u have to move there, and then u start a nuclear war with north korea

i wish that monsters exist
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on May 02, 2006, 07:48:16 am
Granted... they are the monsters inside us all!!!

(prepare to enter... the twilight zone)

Basically you end up killing your family.

I wish the name Wii would go away forever (without taking the console with it, Mr no imagination who's bound to post something uninspired next)

Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: aname on May 02, 2006, 11:46:44 am
granted but now it is called the titi.

i wish i could think of a worse name.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: SpecialBrownies on May 02, 2006, 01:30:56 pm
Granted, but you forget it right after.

I wish I didn't have to use the bathroom.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fink on May 02, 2006, 01:31:30 pm
granted but now it is called the titi.

i wish i could think of a worse name.

Granted:

(http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2006/20060428.jpg)

[Edit]
Dang, didn't post in time. Ok, granted, you release it all were you are sitting

I wish coughing didn't make me gasp so hard for air that I almost pass out. (I hate being sick)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on May 02, 2006, 02:32:52 pm
Granted instead, when you ough you bring up so much blood that you require a transfusion
I wish I had a small stone, that I don't choke on or anything like that
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on May 02, 2006, 03:13:00 pm
Granted, its in your right kidney, and by those standards its heeeowge  :-X

I wish i could stop thinking about kidney stones now  :'(
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Serdun on May 02, 2006, 06:57:02 pm
Granted, but now you think about weeping ulcers.

I wish I could be a developer for Spore.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Pando on May 02, 2006, 08:38:27 pm
Wish granted, but you as a developer would make it suck.

I wish I could go to E3.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on May 03, 2006, 04:31:03 am
Granted but I steal your tickets.

I wish I had a plane ticket to L.A.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on May 03, 2006, 05:57:29 am
Granted but I steal your plane ticket and E3 ticket then dump your bodie in a ditch
I wish I was in first class, of the plane
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lambsquirter on May 03, 2006, 07:14:52 am
granted but the plane crashes

i wish i went to e3
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on May 03, 2006, 07:18:26 am
granted but you where on the plane with me
I wish I had soe betteries for my keyboard(wireless)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lambsquirter on May 03, 2006, 07:22:09 am
granted, but now ur keyboard blows up and u can't type anymore

i wish i had a dvd burner
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: noogle on May 03, 2006, 07:25:00 am
granted but it actually burns your DVDs

I wish my name was sue.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lambsquirter on May 03, 2006, 07:27:51 am
granted but now u r a girl (r u)
i wish i was cool
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on May 03, 2006, 07:30:55 am
granted but now u r a girl (r u)
i wish i was cool
I'm pretty sure she was a girl to begin with especially if she wanted her name to be sue

Granted you are now so cool that your blood has frozen in your vains, enjoy!
I wish my last name was McNinja (for those who really want to know I am a guy)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lambsquirter on May 03, 2006, 07:36:55 am
granted, and its cool

wish i had more posts than werechick
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: noogle on May 03, 2006, 07:59:13 am
granted but you cease to exist

I wish I was purple
(you can always read my profile you know ::))
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on May 03, 2006, 08:02:56 am
Granted, but no one wants to see a purple 12 year old girl.
(I read your profile)

I wish I was a giant.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: noogle on May 03, 2006, 08:06:45 am
granted but your government blows you up

I wish my hair was orange.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on May 03, 2006, 08:32:08 am
Granted, but the empowerment you feel from orange hair leads you to reckless behavior and your eventual death from cyphilis.


I wissh the answer to:
Quote
I wish I had a plane ticket to L.A.

had actually been "Granted, but theres a gremlin on the side of the plane!!!" (or "Granted, but the pilot had fish for dinner")
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on May 03, 2006, 08:58:31 am
Granted but the twighlight zone sue me for preach of copyright (i wrote the original reply) but I tell the court you made me do it and forge evidence to prove it
I wish my forged evidence stands up in court and I'm found not guilty of copyright infringement, or any other crime
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on May 03, 2006, 09:02:51 am
Granted but it turns out that mans greatest fear is the fear of his own faliure. Your aprhension at the trial creates a monster which devours you.

I wish all corrputions were in a twilight-zone/Brothers Grimm style
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on May 03, 2006, 09:09:03 am
Wish granted, because it would be cool
I wish I was the last person on earth after spore is released so I can play it for all eternity
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on May 03, 2006, 09:12:40 am
Granted, but the department of transparently foolish wishes takes you away and locks you up... "Beyond the stars, in the dark place at the back of your mind... an enemy lurks... its name is Frivolous Wishmaking. As long as we are human, this enemy will lurk, deep within the depths of... the Twilight zone.

I wish I didnt feel compelled to do corrupt three wishes in a row
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on May 03, 2006, 09:16:14 am
I was actually going for the one where the guy is the last man alive so he can read books for all eternity but smashes his glasses, anyway
Granted, but a little old lady went around yesterday asking for food and you gave her some hard mouldy bread and she suggested you go and do what makes you happy today, you where going to call in all the loans people owed you today, but you wanted to corrupted a wish first and now you have to keep doing it all day...
Phew, that was long,
I wish I could create the most evil animal ever!


edit: okay how many of you are still trying to work out what story I got that from? (also I've made it a bit easier to understand)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on May 03, 2006, 11:23:50 am
Raises hand

(note. The next person corrupt WCs wish)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on May 03, 2006, 11:35:22 am
Granted but it kills you.

I wish I was an evil overlord.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on May 03, 2006, 11:37:26 am
Have you never seen Futurama you unimaganitive...grumple grumple grumple..
next perosn corruts Cool AN's wish andI hope they do it in a similarly lame way
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on May 03, 2006, 11:40:16 am
Nah, that will just perpetuate the cycle.

Granted, you get the secret lair and the shark tank... but you feel ultimately unfulfilled. You eventually take over the world, but this doesnt take away the yearning for more... on your death bed you realise the one thing you wanted mre than anything was to be loved... and before you can tell anyone, you die.

"Interesting Stuff! Stay tuned for more: Tales of Interest!"

I wish i could do the Tales of Interest voice
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on May 03, 2006, 11:51:13 am
granted but everyone keeps asking you to sya - You watched it, you can't un-watch it!
incidentely the story was from a childrens cautioonary tale i once heard
I wish I could create the most evil animal and not die or something lame like that
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Leng on May 03, 2006, 11:55:03 am
granted, but it gets old and sick and you have to shoot it, and everyone watches you cry

i wish for the best butterscotch sundae ever!!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: noogle on May 03, 2006, 01:43:33 pm
granted but everyone thinks your Gross

i wish I was god


Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on May 03, 2006, 01:54:14 pm
Granted, but your pretty much limited to posting on this board.

I wish I was A god.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on May 03, 2006, 01:56:23 pm
Granted you are now a god of lame posts- to easy
I wish I could use P2P software on my universities network
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fink on May 03, 2006, 05:33:27 pm
Granted, but BitTorrent is better

I wish people would post in my "Well on the bright side" (http://www.gamingsteve.com/blab/index.php?topic=3990.0) game
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lambsquirter on May 03, 2006, 09:37:23 pm
granted, now it crashes from too many people

i wish that the letter j came before the letter i in the alphabet??
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on May 04, 2006, 04:36:32 am
Granted, but it doesn't change anything much and I give you a taste of the back of my hand for making such a strange wish
I wish i had a scanner so I cold upload my own pictures onto the spore creations forum
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on May 04, 2006, 04:55:52 am
Granted, but you get banned because they are all naked women.

I wish I had a internet connection so fast, that I could download a 1GB file in two seconds.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lambsquirter on May 04, 2006, 05:31:58 am
granted, but you get caught for d/l porn movies

i wish that there was a large city on the moon where i could live and interact with aliens who i could discuss alien politics and art and not forgetting, who's invading who!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on May 04, 2006, 07:52:17 am
Granted but the computer in charge of the station goes rampant and cuts off the air supply

I wish i had a pet homicidal computer i could play chess with
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on May 04, 2006, 07:57:11 am
Granted, but it shoots the king in your eye.

Checkmate.

I wish I had some one to play chess with.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on May 04, 2006, 08:06:24 am
Granted, but it shoots the king in your eye.

Chessmate.

I wish I had some one to play chess with.
Granted but I hit you because you clearly don't play chess
I wish I could get drunk quicker by drinking less alcohol
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on May 04, 2006, 08:24:46 am
Actually I do play chess. I have been playing since I was 5 with my grandfather and my mom, since they both have been playing chess for many, many years. It is kind of in my blood. But since English isn't my first language and I was just making a joke, there might have been some misunderstandings between us. So thanks for spitting on my heritage.

This is a joke.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on May 04, 2006, 11:22:13 am
Granted, but it shoots the king in your eye.

Chessmate.

I wish I had some one to play chess with.
Granted but I hit you because you clearly don't play chess
I wish I could get drunk quicker by drinking less alcohol

Granted, but even being in the room with a glass of whiskey sends you into a comatose state and you have to live in a bubble for the rest of your life.

I wish i could drink spirits without the unpleasant sensation of tipsyness (call me weird but i dont like feeling drunk)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Flamester_ on May 04, 2006, 01:13:23 pm
Granted but you get a hangover just looking at alcohol.

I wish oviraptor was a woman for a day (because i can :P.)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: noogle on May 04, 2006, 01:19:06 pm
oviraptor is a guy? :o :-[
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fink on May 04, 2006, 01:19:34 pm
Granted, he turns back into a man in the middle of what you two were doing  ;)

I wish my dog could fly like snoopy
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: aname on May 04, 2006, 02:04:45 pm
granted but he gets sucked into a jet turbine. and lives but now he is ultra cute and loves me more now.

i wish those people up there didn't mention porn.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on May 04, 2006, 02:06:24 pm
Granted, but the red baron shoots holes in your dog house... and your dog  :'(

grrr.


Granted. They mention the true name of some demonic entity and the power of the word kills you instead

I wish people wouldnt steal the wishes I was meant to be corrupting
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: aname on May 04, 2006, 02:08:26 pm
granted but now they steal your wish

I wish i had a cute baby kitty wit a wittle itty bitty nose! :-*
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Serdun on May 04, 2006, 02:50:59 pm
Granted, but Werechicken, in his drunken stupor, blindly tears off the kitten's head with his thighs and proceeds to huff it through his nose.
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Kitten_Huffing
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Sub on May 04, 2006, 06:06:28 pm
You didn't ask a wish

I wish he asked a wish
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Vivec on May 04, 2006, 06:59:13 pm
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Kitten_Huffing

I recognize that link...I know I posted it somewhere before.

Granted, but your last post falls into a logical paradox and you explode.

I wish I had no homework.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Pando on May 04, 2006, 07:57:46 pm
Wish granted, but you get three times as much over the weekend.

I wish I had a Revolution. I didn't say Wii on purpose.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: aname on May 04, 2006, 08:31:44 pm
granted. the revolution is you discovering it is now called wii.

i wish for Metal gear solid 3: crab battle.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on May 05, 2006, 02:47:35 am
Granted... but whatever your smoking has been recently reclassified as a class A drug and you get sent to jail for possesion


I wish I was immune to criticism
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on May 05, 2006, 05:57:34 am
granted but you now fail at everything you do be because you have never tried to improve the areas you're deficient in.
I wish that kitten huffing link or any other weird animal link had not been posted
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lambsquirter on May 05, 2006, 06:35:24 am
granted, but now ur missing out

i wish that water had a better taste
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: LadyM on May 05, 2006, 06:42:09 am
good water shouldn't have a taste but since you want one ... how about it tastes so good there is none left to drink

I wish I could turn back time
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lambsquirter on May 05, 2006, 06:54:09 am
granted, are you really Cher?

i wish i could find a way
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on May 05, 2006, 07:51:02 am
Granted but I shoot you because Cher is rubbish
I wish I could
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: LadyM on May 05, 2006, 07:53:31 am
You can but then I'd have to shoot you because I like Cher.

I wish I could have the wish I wish tonight
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lambsquirter on May 06, 2006, 07:25:46 am
granted, is that also by cher?

i wish there was no Cher
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on May 06, 2006, 07:34:53 am
Granted.

I wish I had a elite mercanary force, that would obey all of my commands.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Pando on May 06, 2006, 01:44:55 pm
Granted but they misinterpret your commands and kill you.

I wish I had a dog.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on May 06, 2006, 01:54:35 pm
Granted, it is cerberus the dread hound and guardian of hades. When you try to leave your house he thinks your a soul trying to escape Tautarus and rips you to shreds.


I wish i had wings made of wax which didnt melt in close proximity to the sun.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on May 06, 2006, 02:43:33 pm
Granted, but Icarus falls down on you, when his wings burn of.

I wish I was Poseidon.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on May 06, 2006, 02:50:30 pm
granted but as your kindom is under the sea and as you didn't wish for gills..... you drown
I wish newbies would look at the old threads and read through them before creating new threads
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on May 06, 2006, 02:52:33 pm
Poseidon can't drown, he is the god of the seas for crying out loud.

No wish, grant werechicken's.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on May 06, 2006, 02:55:31 pm
you didn't say which poisden
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on May 06, 2006, 03:01:02 pm
Fine.

granted but as your kindom is under the sea and as you didn't wish for gills..... you drown
I wish newbies would look at the old threads and read through them before creating new threads

Granted, but all forums become archives, because no one posts any more.

I wish I had a, legal, copy of Spore, that I could sell on ebay.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on May 06, 2006, 03:07:32 pm
Granted but you're so happy that you've got a copy of spore you don't bother looking both ways when crossing the street.. however you survive and walk into a coffee shop where a man in sunshades and a long trench coat walks in... and buys a coffee, when you walk outside you slip on some bird poo and crack your skull open on the pavement.
I wish more people put some thought into their wish granting
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on May 06, 2006, 03:09:37 pm
Granted... but you suddenly die


Granted, but I think of a wish corruption so ironic that your skull implodes from the cosmic evilness of it all.


I wish i was the world's wittiest man.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on May 06, 2006, 03:15:18 pm
Granted, but now people laugh at everything you say. When you try to warn people, because they are about to be hit by a bus, they just laugh and get run over. When you try to explain to them, that they have to stop laughing, they laugh so hard, that their head explodes. Pretty soon, there is only you and deaf people left on the planet.

I wish I could go to E3, without getting tired, or having my ears blasted of, or hurt my feet.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on May 06, 2006, 03:25:12 pm
Granted, your feet get blasted off and your ears are hurt, you're in the intensive care unit until many days after E3 has finished, but as you are registered with E3 you still had to pay for the ticket you booked, and the flight you also had to book.
I wish I could show compassion when corrupting a wish
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on May 07, 2006, 01:33:47 am
Granted, but now you feel bad every time you corrupt other people's wishes.

I wish I didn't have to start my exams tomorrow.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lambsquirter on May 07, 2006, 07:44:31 am
granted, now u gonna have a dead end job for not doing them

i wish i was the leviathan, many nautical miles wide, able to eat ships and yell at planes.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on May 07, 2006, 07:48:35 am
Granted but you soon consume all life on the planet, and begin crying that you have no freinds or loved ones,as you've eaten them, in your mournful state you fail to notice that you're now going to starve to death in a matter of weeks, and you're so huge you cannot move anymore and might actually suffocate first.
I wish someone would play my is it normal game http://www.gamingsteve.com/blab/index.php?topic=4084.0
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lambsquirter on May 07, 2006, 08:08:42 am
granted but now your inundated with noobs

i wish that i had more courage (the lion)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on May 07, 2006, 08:10:35 am
Granted, but I give your heart to the tin man
I wish I had the zutons latest album, and it wasn't stolen, pirated or damaged
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on May 07, 2006, 08:11:11 am
Granted, but its full of subliminal messages telling you to commit suicide.

I wish i had a heart.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on May 07, 2006, 08:13:53 am
Granted but I take your brain to give to the scarecrow
I wish I knew where these desires to commit suicide where coming from....
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on May 07, 2006, 08:15:49 am
Granted. Its from your precious Zutons album. A far right christian group confiscates it and sends you to a programming centre for indoctrination.

I wish i had a brain
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on May 07, 2006, 08:31:16 am
Granted, but it is a mouse brain-

I wish I was the Lord of War.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on May 07, 2006, 08:33:36 am
Granted but you look and act like Nicholas Cage (thats for wrecking the wizard of Oz run)
I wish I could find the lyrics to blue river
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: mikl on May 07, 2006, 02:12:24 pm
Granted but then you drown in the blue river

I wish I knew all
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: arithegreat on May 07, 2006, 02:35:43 pm
Granted, but then you forget
I wish I knew what to wish for!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on May 07, 2006, 02:43:09 pm
Granted... see almost every other page of this game and be ashamed of your total loack of originality


I wish i had a magic bike that could travel through time
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: mikl on May 07, 2006, 02:48:01 pm
Granted, you can have your fun in your time bike until that is you see my time tank

I wish ... I had .... PIE!!!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: arithegreat on May 07, 2006, 02:59:02 pm
Granted, but it's baby pie!  (and therefore made of babies)

I wish I could be using a Macintosh at the moment...
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on May 07, 2006, 03:03:33 pm
Granted but for some inexplicable reason it gains sentience and convinces the toaster to kill you
I wish I had a really good pencil sharpener
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Secret|Service on May 07, 2006, 03:22:08 pm
Granted, but you will have no pencils or sharpen    ::)

I wish I had more time to play more games   :(
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on May 07, 2006, 03:24:44 pm
Granted, but you have no games to play  ;)
I wish I had the tome of limitless power!!! (In paperback)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on May 07, 2006, 03:27:43 pm
Granted, but it really isn't that powerful.

I wish that I had a Pepsi, that wasn't bad for me in any way.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on May 07, 2006, 03:38:50 pm
Granted, but container you're drinking it in is made from lead (incidentally how do you have something with limitless power that "isn't that powerful")
I wish I was a real boy (I am a guy, I'm just wondering if anyone can make a clever corruption out of it)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on May 07, 2006, 03:49:34 pm
Granted, but then you hit puberty, and you get stupid. You party, drink do drugs and have unprotected sex, every thing is well. Until you get your girlfriend pregnant, get totally hammered before your exams and overdose on cocaine and have to be rushed to the hospital and get into rehab.
(About the power thing: I just really love that joke.)

I wish I could finally pull myself together and go to sleep.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Secret|Service on May 07, 2006, 06:29:51 pm
Granted, that you will never wake up again and speak another word! MUAHAHAH!   ;D

I wish I had a life.   :-[
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on May 07, 2006, 06:37:38 pm
Granted, but you lose all of them when you get to Bowsers castle, game over man
I wish I has a DS-lite that was legal and worked
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Pando on May 07, 2006, 06:44:47 pm
Wish granted, but gamesellers worldwide don't sell you any games at all, so you have nothing to play.

I wish school was over. 
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: arithegreat on May 07, 2006, 06:51:41 pm
Granted, but the horrible heat-death of the universe begins.

I wish that I had a loyal squadron of attack-hamsters.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Pando on May 07, 2006, 07:03:28 pm
Wish granted, but the hamsters do nothing but run in their wheels.

I wish it was Summer.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: TotalSandwich on May 07, 2006, 08:11:31 pm
Granted - the last summer of your life

i wish i was a tree
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on May 08, 2006, 01:44:23 am
Granted, but you get cut down and made into a Japanese table.

I wish I had all the time in the world.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on May 08, 2006, 06:53:52 am
Granted, the world has 6 seconds left
I wish I knew why
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on May 08, 2006, 08:02:16 am
Granted... you do... you depart the universe in peace... but then realise you left the oven on and you cant get back into the universe to switch it off.

I wish CoolAn would get a new joke.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: xnodas on May 08, 2006, 01:15:23 pm
Granted but it is worse than the one he has

I wish pimping was easy.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on May 08, 2006, 01:21:52 pm
Granted, but it's also not as fun, and is even more illegal
I wish I had a weird mirror
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on May 08, 2006, 01:36:42 pm
Granted, but after looking at yourself to long, you become weird.

I wish I knew what Krakow Sam meant with a new joke? Do I use the same joke alot?
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on May 08, 2006, 02:04:56 pm
Granted but you die for no reason (ring any bells?)


I wish I had a weird clock
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on May 08, 2006, 03:15:52 pm
Granted but you realise that the clock is actually going backwards, then you realise that you are aging in reverse, and then it gets really weird
I wish I had..... A SPOOKY MIRROR!!!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Secret|Service on May 08, 2006, 03:59:53 pm
Granted, but because it's so spooky, you can never look at it.  :P

I wish..... I will get a PS3 AND Nintendo Wii before anyone else! (hehe, no one will grant that wish!)  ;D
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: arithegreat on May 08, 2006, 04:02:07 pm
Anyone Else, (just called Any by his friends) is devastated.

I wish for lead poisoning!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: mikl on May 08, 2006, 05:18:32 pm
Granted and as an added bonus you also have food poisoning

I wish I had the power to say random things
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on May 09, 2006, 04:48:50 am
Granted but for some unknown reason you don't get it.

I wish I had a fish stick (Mr Wizard where are you?)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on May 09, 2006, 09:54:41 am
Granted, but its the fishy stick of Beelzebub himself! To gaze upon it is to go MAD!!! Hahahahahahahhahaahaahahaha!



I wish i had a portrait in my attic which aged in my place.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on May 09, 2006, 10:54:16 am
Granted but one day a mischeivious soul swaps it for your mirror, looking into it you reallise that you actually look allot sexier older, butt you can never get older/sexier so you kill yourself.
I wish I had a live link to EA's conference (if anyone does know of one please tell me!)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on May 09, 2006, 10:56:19 am
Granted, but it is worses then Sony's conference.

I wish I was the godfather. (I like the movie references)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fink on May 10, 2006, 09:04:42 pm
Granted, but you make deals you can't keep. Makeing you a rather bad godfather

I wish people would post more, I need somthing to read and reply to
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: c14dude on May 10, 2006, 09:18:21 pm
granted, but steves forums arent as popular as we would like..... :'(

i wish stalker was coming out soon
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: TotalSandwich on May 10, 2006, 09:36:36 pm
Granted, but - i bet you didn't wee this one coming- IT SUCKS!!!!

I wanna cookie
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: xnodas on May 10, 2006, 11:05:07 pm
Granted, but you burn your tongue and can't eat anything solid for a week.

I wish Nintendo would have went the normal way so i could play Super Smash Bros 3 witha normal controller
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on May 11, 2006, 04:57:00 am
Granted, but you get tired of it after a few seconds.

I wish I could go to E3.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: xnodas on May 11, 2006, 11:08:26 am
Granted but before seeing anything you are kicked out because of something to do with the booth girls.

I wish i new everything that was happening at E3
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lambsquirter on May 14, 2006, 06:49:33 am
granted, but do u really want to see what Cool An really did at E3 (gross)

i wish that i could fly
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on May 14, 2006, 07:03:23 am
Granted but when you reach 200m you suddenly lose that power for no real reason
I wish I didn't have to wait 'til next week to see the next doctor who episode(the age of steel)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lambsquirter on May 14, 2006, 07:30:26 am
granted, so did it just finish now for this week?

i wish that i could have a better mind
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on May 14, 2006, 07:34:53 am
Granted, but now you can read the minds of other people. But only the dirty stuff.

I wish I didn't need read so much for my exams.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Secret|Service on May 14, 2006, 12:34:31 pm
granted, then you will fail them (you know that one was coming).

I wish I was rich!  ;D
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on May 14, 2006, 12:38:09 pm
Granted, you get invited to a party on an alternate earth and cybermen electrocute you...

I wish I didnt have to wait a week to see the next episode of Doctor Who
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on May 14, 2006, 12:47:33 pm
Granted (see lambsquirters reply of the exact same wish)
I wish I had an army of cybermen who would obey all my commands
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Secret|Service on May 14, 2006, 01:05:03 pm
Granted, but they expire over night (like food, but i guess you can refrigerate them)   ;D

I wish I had steve's goatee   :P
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Tylui on May 14, 2006, 01:24:00 pm
Granted, but it doesn't really look like GamingSteve's: (http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a168/Sporadic_Interval/hjzbxkahsdbf.jpg)

I wish I had a more original wish than this: I wish Spore would come out now.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on May 14, 2006, 02:10:14 pm
Granted, but it really isn't that much more original.

I wish I was the second richest man in the world. Because then I can say "Second comes after first."
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lambsquirter on May 14, 2006, 05:30:48 pm
granted, but the richest person in the world, me, steals your money in investments and bond shares

i wish i knew the stock market
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Secret|Service on May 14, 2006, 05:32:12 pm
Granted, but you lost all your money learning about stocks you dont have enought money to buy some because your teachers ripped you.

I wish MGS 4 will come out for the xbox 360    :(   (I know I know... but so what?)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lambsquirter on May 14, 2006, 05:35:33 pm
granted, now u have to eat snakes (pun intended)

i wish that i could have all knowledge in the entire universe
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Tylui on May 14, 2006, 05:42:32 pm
Granted but YOUR HEAD A'SPLODE

I wish I could think up a creature.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Secret|Service on May 14, 2006, 05:46:44 pm
Granted ???  but you will be eaten by your created creature cause you can't match his AWESOMENESS!   ;D

I wish I could be like solid snake  :D
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: TotalSandwich on May 14, 2006, 06:46:31 pm
Granted, but you are much squishier than you sould ever want.

I wish i had all the time in the world.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: ElemenoP on May 15, 2006, 04:38:28 am
Granted, everyone else on earth was frozen in time! Congrats! You have all the time in the world!

I wish i could Go basejumping(i'm begging for death arent i)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on May 15, 2006, 06:47:44 am
Granted but you fall out of earths orbit, and land on Venus. Where no one understands you.

I wish I could do any thing I want.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Daxx on May 15, 2006, 06:55:36 am
I wish I could do any thing I want.

Granted. You suddenly become depressed and want to die.

I wish my laptop would repair itself so I don't have to do it later.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on May 15, 2006, 07:49:29 am
Granted... it repairs itself and as it does so your appearance improves as well... then your friends realise the laptop killed all its last owners and that its really an EVIL LAPTOP. Then it gets crushed into a cube... but it keeps repairing itself (dun, dun, daaah!)


I wish I had been able to corrupt
I wish I could be like solid snake :D

With, Granted but Mario kicks your ass in Super Smash Brothers Brawl
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Tylui on May 15, 2006, 07:51:14 am
Granted, but the poster before you misread your post to whatever you actually put the first time anyway, thus avoiding any paradoxes.

I wish I would have responded to that post too, but it would have involved spoilers...
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on May 15, 2006, 09:02:54 am
Granted, but people get really mad at you.

I wish I could do all of my homework in a second. With out losing any quality.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on May 15, 2006, 09:11:25 am
Granted but as you had no quality to begin with you can't lose any ;D
I wish I could be a small object, that isn't anything sick or disgusting
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on May 15, 2006, 09:32:29 am
Granted, you are speck. Enjoy  the rest of your meaningless life being intimidated by motes of dust and grains of sand.

I wish I was a non-sick or disgusting GIGANTIC object
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on May 15, 2006, 09:48:07 am
Granted you're an asteroid floating in the void of space, in the dark zone between galaxies for ever, enjoy you're bleak existence
I wish I was an intermediate sized object which was not disusting or sick
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on May 15, 2006, 10:28:46 am
Granted, youre you. Enjoy an eternity of mediocrity and tedium! Ha!

I wish I was really great
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on May 15, 2006, 10:40:51 am
Granted but you are now Krakow Sam the Great, knight of Medieval England. You are captured during a battle against the Saxons, and for fun, you are pitted against their greatest warrior. His name is Hans, he is 2,30 meters tall and battles bears in his spare time. Enjoy.

I wish I was a Viking in the Dark Ages, feared and respected where ever I go.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Veloco on May 15, 2006, 07:40:06 pm
Granted. But because the Dark Ages are over, you're dead. Your grave is visited by tourists and disrespected.

I wish I had the full, unbugged version of Spore, and it pwned all other games.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fink on May 15, 2006, 07:47:21 pm
Granted, but they are a little mad that you stole it

I wish I had a drinking fountain of mt dew
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Flamester_ on May 15, 2006, 07:50:20 pm
Granted but i kill you and take it.

I wish I was a wii.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on May 15, 2006, 08:08:46 pm
Granted, the pathrooms over there, and here's a dictonary, so you can learn to spell ;)
I wish I had a legal working copy of the creature editor, and didn't die or get it stolen from me.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: xnodas on May 15, 2006, 09:45:05 pm
Granted, but your computer combustes, that's right combustes.

I wish I had my own theme music that played when I wanted it too.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Tylui on May 15, 2006, 09:54:25 pm
Granted. "It's Raining Men".  But instead of playing when you wanted to... It err... Played always.

I wish my friend never looked up "pinhole tits" on google and clicking "I'm feeling lucky" thus causing my computer to fill with Spyware thus making me have to reformat...  Yup, I wish that hadn't happened.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fink on May 15, 2006, 10:16:27 pm
Granted, he looks up gay porn and it fills up your HD with spy were forcing you to reformat, and never feel clean again
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: arithegreat on May 16, 2006, 04:05:15 am
Granted, but you don't learn how to follow instructions.

I wish I had more time!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lambsquirter on May 16, 2006, 07:10:25 am
granted, but u then lose it!

i wish i could jump to the moon seeing all the moonmen living on the cheesy craters
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Secret|Service on May 16, 2006, 09:05:04 am
Granted, but then they all suddenyl turn evil and abduct you and conducts anal probe tests.

I wish I had siblings.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: aname on May 16, 2006, 10:53:03 am
granted but they are evil triplets! >:D

i wish i had the worlds biggest rube goldberg machine.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Flamester_ on May 16, 2006, 01:07:01 pm
Granted but it breaks right before the rube goldberg recored.

I wish I was a Wii.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Secret|Service on May 16, 2006, 01:11:44 pm
LOL, granted. but.... well... that wish is kind of a diss by itself   :P

I wish the next person will tell me I have the best avatar ever!  ;D
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on May 16, 2006, 01:18:51 pm
Granted. You have the best avatar in the world. Your life is meaningless now.

I wish I was a evil genius. With an evil lair and minions and everything.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on May 16, 2006, 01:22:10 pm
Granted, but Mariana Mamba, Jet Chan, Katerina Frostonova, Dirk Powers and James Steel attack your base and your useless minions just walk straight into the line of fire while trying to retrieve the corpses of their fallen comrades.

I wish the company that made Evil Genius hadnt gone bust so they could make a sequel and fulfil the game's potential.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on May 16, 2006, 01:28:44 pm
Granted. I want that to. I just can't corrupt this.

I wish the same as Krakow Sam.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: WiiForever on May 16, 2006, 11:28:26 pm
Granted, but since I have no idea of what that game is, you get Krakow Sam's wish of being really great. You're great. Great for for you.

I wish i had the world's softest pair of boxers.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fink on May 16, 2006, 11:46:56 pm
Ok, but they get mad if you rub them

get it, boxers as in people who box :D

*tumble weed*

Oh nvm  :(

I wish people would like my jokes
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on May 17, 2006, 04:08:06 am
Granted, but it gets really annoying after a while.

I wish I was a Space Marine.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lambsquirter on May 17, 2006, 07:41:16 am
granted but u blast out in space without your spacesuit, bang.

i wish that i could eat pie right now
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on May 17, 2006, 10:11:46 am
Granted but it's an evil pie!! however it tastes delicious
I wish I had a shrubbery!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on May 17, 2006, 10:30:23 am
Granted, but now you must cut down the mightyest tree in the forest... with a HERRING!!!!!!


I wish I had the holy grail.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: aname on May 17, 2006, 10:52:10 am
granted but now god kills you to hide the secret. :P

i wish i had a carnage symbiote suit that didnt take over my mind and i could put on whenever i wanted and nothing bad could ever happen to me or anyone i know because of it. and nothing bad can come of that either.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: WiiForever on May 17, 2006, 04:18:43 pm
Granted, but because you have the suit, a billionare who really needs it to live dies. Had you given it to him, He would of given his money to you instead of his spoiled kids. That's nothig bad, just a good thing missed.

I wish Mighty Mouse was recruited in the Justice League.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lambsquirter on May 17, 2006, 08:52:53 pm
granted, but now he has to take along his little glasses wearing mole friend thing(whats his name) and gets in the way.

I wish i could eat right now.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fink on May 18, 2006, 12:06:52 am
Granted you have the ability to eat, but you have nothing to eat

I wish I could sleep
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on May 18, 2006, 01:32:59 am
Granted but a maniac kills you in your dreams.

I wish Lambsquireter knew the difference between danger mouse and mighty mouse.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lambsquirter on May 18, 2006, 03:26:28 am
granted, now i know the difference and that guys name, Penfold right?

I wish that there were more cartoons on tv
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on May 18, 2006, 04:27:41 am
Granted, but it is all crappy anime.

I wish there was less crappy anime.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: xnodas on May 18, 2006, 06:46:28 am
granted, but the good anime starts to not please you as much and becomes the new crappy anime.

I wish I had all of the music i like on an I-pod, and that I-pod ws mine, and it doesn't explode, get stolen, lost, or broken in anyway shape or fomr.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Mr. Wizard on May 18, 2006, 05:19:11 pm
Wish Granted, but it you are now deaf.  :D


I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c317/Mr_Arch_Wizard/iuppissimo.gif)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fink on May 18, 2006, 05:26:55 pm
Granted, but to corrupt your wish I would be granting your wish, so to corrupt your wish I could have to not grant your wish, but I have to grant your wish to currupt it, but then that would grant your wish..

All in all this causes a time paradox, and my head to hurt

I wish wishes didn't make my head hurt
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on May 18, 2006, 11:38:42 pm
Granted, you ow have no head
I wiish I wasn't so hung-over that my cooling fan sounds like a chainsaw chewing through a pig
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lambsquirter on May 19, 2006, 03:36:26 am
granted but now u are sober, and u throw ur computer out the window..splat

i wish that everyone was nice
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on May 19, 2006, 04:37:44 am
Granted, idiot.

I wish people wouldn't be such big jerks (I am aware of the Irony).
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lambsquirter on May 19, 2006, 05:48:31 am
granted, u jerk

i wish people didnt call other people idiots
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on May 19, 2006, 06:34:06 am
Granted, but I can't really say the word they call each now.

I wish people would stop bothering me.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lambsquirter on May 19, 2006, 06:43:22 am
ok, other people will ignore u

i wish polygamy was the social norm
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fink on May 19, 2006, 01:16:31 pm
Granted, your now mormon

(J/K, I'm mormon and we don't do that, but people think we do  ::) )

I wish some one would post in 72pt font  ;D
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on May 19, 2006, 01:34:49 pm
Granted, but he/she forgot the 7

I wish I was an Warhammer 40k Imperial General.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on May 19, 2006, 04:16:30 pm
Granted but you're an inch tall and made of plastic... you spend a long time looking at a pimply nerd's face while he paints you, then you get eaten by a baby. Its not pretty in there.

I wish I was a Genie
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: aname on May 19, 2006, 06:50:52 pm
granted. michael jackson finds you

i wish i was a mythbuster and knew what i was doing. :P
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lambsquirter on May 20, 2006, 07:22:23 am
granted, but u are in competition with the other two guys, with major egos.

i wish that i could own a house
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on May 20, 2006, 09:38:24 am
Granted it's a small doll-house, that's very cheap.
I wish I could find a better job for summer.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: IAmSparticvs on May 20, 2006, 01:50:55 pm
Granted, but you don't like it at all.

I wish I could have a fully functioning PS3, complete with all the games from E3, its indestructible, noone can steal it, I won't get arrested/sued for having it, I have power to run it, I have a 45 inch widescreen HD monitor to use with it(the monitor has the same perameters) and.....yeah.  Oh, and I can't die/not be able to use it in any form.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on May 20, 2006, 01:55:32 pm
Granted, sony release all the games they showed at E3 then go bust, no games are ver released for the PS3 after that  ;D
I wish I had a regular sleep pattern
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: IAmSparticvs on May 20, 2006, 01:58:43 pm
Granted, but it makes no sense in the rest of your daily routine.

I wish I knew what I wished to wish for.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Vortor on May 20, 2006, 05:37:11 pm
Granted, but you don't wish to wish for it anymore.

I wish Lambsquirter would say you instead of u. (Easily corrupted, hah.)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fink on May 20, 2006, 07:42:03 pm
Granted, she/he now replaces all "u"s. So now corrupted, is corryoupted

I wish I had a better keyboard
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: xnodas on May 21, 2006, 01:41:42 am
Granted, but now your monitor won't turn on...

I wish people were smart.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on May 21, 2006, 11:14:28 am
Granted, but now you feel dumb.

I wish I didn't waste my weekend, on a wedding.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: WiiForever on May 21, 2006, 02:21:42 pm
Granted. You are now wasting your weekend on videogames and get a seizure. Now can you get that from a wedding?

I wish the universe revolved around me
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fink on May 21, 2006, 03:10:02 pm
Granted, you become so fat that you have your own gravitational pull of the universe

I wish I didn’t have to make a wish to answers someone’s post
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Secret|Service on May 21, 2006, 06:25:24 pm
Granted, you have the make 2 wishes from now on.  :P

I wish I know what I'm going to do when I grow up...  ???
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: TotalSandwich on May 21, 2006, 09:25:21 pm
Granted, but it is so terrible that you commit suicide befor you get there.

I wish that i had no obligations.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on May 22, 2006, 05:04:49 am
Granted, but you lose all the benefits that came with the obligations.

I wish I didn't have to wait for any thing good.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Vortor on May 22, 2006, 05:20:29 am
Granted, but now you only have bad things to wait for.

I wish I could get the phrase "too cool for school" out of my head.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Genesis on May 22, 2006, 12:32:25 pm
Granted, you now have amnesia and forget how to work your computer.

I wish anything I want to happen happens at any time I want whenever I want it.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: WiiForever on May 22, 2006, 06:33:20 pm
Granted, but you go to some snobby speech boarding school for using too many "I's" and "want's"

I wish chicken was the only thing that didn't taste like chicken
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on May 23, 2006, 06:18:50 am
Granted, but every thing tastes funny now.

I wish I the best PC in the world.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on May 23, 2006, 06:40:58 am
Granted, but it decides that you're jeopardizing the mission Dave.

I wish i was HAL 9000... and didnt have a weakness to screwdrivers.

Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Mr. Wizard on May 23, 2006, 08:13:02 am
Wish Granted, but Dave is forced to use the nearest available source of conducting liquid to cause you to short circuit.
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I wish I was a wish I made.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: syphonbyte on May 23, 2006, 08:12:29 pm
Granted, but it was the time you wished you hadn't eaten that chili from the dirty taco stand down at the end of the street.

I wish that my wishes wouldn't be corrupted.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: ElemenoP on May 24, 2006, 03:31:47 am
Granted, the universe then implodes for some unknown reason

i wish the universe diddn't implode(lemme guess...it's gonna explode)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on May 24, 2006, 04:25:46 am
Granted it now continues to expand until theres nothing left, but a soup-like substance
I wish I had a better summer job
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: crippits on May 24, 2006, 01:07:18 pm
ok, you got it, but now you are doing what you love, for free

i wish that i would hit a home run tonight
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Leng on May 24, 2006, 01:24:02 pm
granted, the ball hits your home, breaking a window and smashing the skull of someone you care about.

i wish someone would create a cybernetic shark-man hybrid for no reason.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: syphonbyte on May 24, 2006, 01:57:39 pm
Granted, but it combines the bad qualities of both races and therefore cannot walk or swim and cannot breathe in air or water and promptly dies an agonizing death.

I wish for a million wishes.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on May 24, 2006, 02:43:45 pm
Granted, but your life becomes meaningless when you have every thing you want.

I wish the last of my exams were done. And don't say that I won't amount to any thing in life then because I already got into my next school.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Genesis on May 24, 2006, 04:54:23 pm
Granted, but you did so bad you have to go back and do your previous year all over again.

I wish I had emotions... (Sometimes I really do want them.)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: WiiForever on May 24, 2006, 08:17:41 pm
Granted. Now you're a regular human being. Way to go. You know you were a lot cooler when you were some awesome buttkicking robot.

I wish I was some awesome buttkicking robot.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Tylui on May 24, 2006, 09:04:23 pm
Granted.  You fail to further understand the meaning of the word "awesome".  You also lose the emotion "anger", thus you have to reason to engage buttkicking mode.

I wish I was cool!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on May 25, 2006, 12:36:55 am
Granted your body temperature drops to 20 degrees, you die ;)
I wish I was actually geting paid in the dram job I got in my last wish
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: newestguy1 on May 25, 2006, 05:17:59 am
granted but then they kill you
i wish i owned the gaming industry
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on May 25, 2006, 05:31:09 am
Granted, but your poor management skills kills it.

I wish I was the lord of war.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Genesis on May 25, 2006, 01:25:20 pm
Granted everyone else unites against you and you get killed.

I wish I had spore now. (Don't take the easy way out by saying it sucks or it has viruses or something.)

(Nice, you didn't even use my second or third guesses at what to say.)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fink on May 25, 2006, 01:36:04 pm
Granted, but when you go to install it you realize you lost the CD key  ;D

I wish I had a better alarm clock that could wake me up easier
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Tylui on May 25, 2006, 01:46:47 pm
Granted.  It pumps soft, sweet smelling hormones into the air, easing you into sweet and total wakefulness.  The only problem is there's no actual clock attached to it, so you never know when it's going to go off.

I wish people would use their brains more often.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Leng on May 25, 2006, 02:05:40 pm
granted.  people now perform all tasks by bashing their head against something really really hard.  pretty soon everyone has irreversible brain damage.

i wish for my life to turn into an incredibly cool twilight zone episode (and not one where i die or get trapped in a hellish dimension or something)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fink on May 25, 2006, 02:13:43 pm
Granted, you have just entered the scary door:

Narrator: You are entering the realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic or contains some kind of monster. The second one. Prepare to enter... The Scary Door. Please send a man 'round back and pick up Leng, a professional gambler who's about to have an unfortunate accident.

Leng: [Leng is run over by a car, then awakes in a casino. He plays the slot machine and wins] Ha-ha-ha! A casino where I'm winning? That car must've killed me. I must be in heaven!

[wins again]

Leng: A casino where I always win. That's boring. I must really be... in HELL!

Sebastian Cabot: No, Mr. Leng. You are not in heaven or hell. You are on an airplane!
[unrolls the curtains, revealing the airplane windows. A creature sits on the wing of the plane, ripping wires out of it]

Leng: There's a gremlin destroying the plane. You gotta believe me!

Sebastian Cabot: Why should I believe you? You're Hitler!
[Pulls out a mirror. Leng 's reflection indeed looks like Hitler]

Leng: No!
[turns to a woman sitting next to him]

Leng: Eva Braun! Help me!
[the woman pulls off a mask, revealing the head of a fly]

Leng: A-a-ah!

I wish someone got that
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on May 25, 2006, 03:37:00 pm
Yeah, I get it. But I laughed at the memory of the actual episode, not your crappy quotation.

I wish fink had made up his own twilight zone ripoff.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fink on May 25, 2006, 08:16:29 pm
Granted, but since he has no imagination it's not funny in the lest

I wish people didn't hate me  :'(
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Flamester_ on May 25, 2006, 08:27:52 pm
Granted now they despise you.

I wish this wish that was wshed would be wished for a fish in a gold plated dish.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: syphonbyte on May 25, 2006, 09:09:03 pm
Granted, but wish no longer rhymes with dish, so your wish isn't clever any more.

I wish I could speak fluent Yiddish.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: aname on May 25, 2006, 10:01:14 pm
granted, now you can't speak anything else and now no one knows what you are saying.

i wish i could sound like general greivous from star wars whenever i liked.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fink on May 25, 2006, 10:11:42 pm
Granted, you pick up smoking

I wish for more wishes
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on May 26, 2006, 02:04:39 am
Granted, but you're no good at making wishes so they're all taken away from you
I wish for a new shirt
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on May 26, 2006, 04:32:07 am
Granted, but it is EVIIILLLLLL.

I wish I would never get a headache again, and still be alive.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on May 26, 2006, 04:34:44 am
Granted, but they remove 60% of your brain
I wish my new EVIL shirt was stylish as well
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on May 26, 2006, 04:50:40 am
Granted, its so stylish that people mistake you for the devil himself... which is why the shirt is evil. It makes everyone envy and hate you... so they kill you.


I wish I had a stylish devil jacket
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lambsquirter on May 26, 2006, 05:36:27 am
granted but it burns up in the dryer

i wish that i could move out soon
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on May 26, 2006, 06:00:08 am
Granted, but it is overrated.

I wish I had Half Life 2 Episode 1, 2, and 3 now.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lambsquirter on May 26, 2006, 06:04:54 am
granted, now enjoy them..then die

i wish that i had a better life
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Pando on May 26, 2006, 08:07:45 am
Wish granted, but it still isn't good enough.

I wish I didn't have allergies.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Clayface on May 26, 2006, 11:04:48 am
granted,  but now you have aids, and cancer


I wish I had 6 fingers on my left hand.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on May 26, 2006, 11:17:38 am
Granted, but why?

I wish I was the candyman.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on May 26, 2006, 12:44:20 pm
Granted but no-one can be assed to say your name 5 times in the dark with a candle on their head or whatever the ritual is... also the song drives you nuts.


I wish I was the Candleman
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Leng on May 26, 2006, 02:28:28 pm
granted, but you're lame and nobody it scared of you.

i wish there were more smileys :) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'(
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: GCool on May 26, 2006, 02:45:11 pm
granted, but you're lame and nobody it scared of you.

i wish there were more smileys :) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'(

Granted, however some idiot will wish for them to be taken down.

...

I wish the new smilies are taken down.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on May 26, 2006, 04:32:33 pm
Granted, but the old ones get bigger.

I wish I could play hours of Civ 4, with out any real time passing.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Clayface on May 26, 2006, 11:02:42 pm
granted, but civ 4 sucks ass so your just wasteing your time. . . the time that isnt passing.

I wish my neck doesnt hurt
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on May 27, 2006, 02:19:26 am
Granted, but since you said Civ 4 sucks, you are attacked by thousands of Civilizations fans that drag you through the streets of your town.

I wish I had a angry mob.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: SBD on May 27, 2006, 02:27:02 am
granted, but they mistake you for clayface and burn you at the stake.

i wish i could travel through time and space.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Martham112 on May 27, 2006, 08:08:14 am
Granted, but you didn't bring a spacesuit so your head explodes

I wish I thought of that one myself
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Vortor on May 27, 2006, 11:36:46 am
I wish I had 6 fingers on my left hand.
Granted, but you killed my father, prepare to die.

Also, Granted, but you are now permanently disguised as a police box.

I wish I was the captain of the pirate ship Revenge.

Edit: Oh wait, blast, that's not what you wished for.
Uh, Granted, but having thought of it yourself, you never wished that wish, and so this never happened, in which case, my first granting of your wish is correct, AHAHAHA!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: OathinBlood on May 27, 2006, 01:36:50 pm
Wish Granted! But since the pirate ship is out for revenge, it kills you for avenging the Revenge, therefore starting a vengefull vengance of revenge's vengeance.

I wish I was inside a dinosaur's uterus. :D
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on May 27, 2006, 02:04:20 pm
Wish Granted! But since the pirate ship is out for revenge, it kills you for avenging the Revenge, therefore starting a vengefull vengance of revenge's vengeance.

I wish I was inside a dinosaur's uterus. :D
WHY!? JUST PLEASE WHY!?
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: OathinBlood on May 27, 2006, 02:06:47 pm
Because I wanted to see what the other person would say. Your reaction made me fall off my chair laughing, I'm still laughing as I type this now. Corrupt my already disturbingly corrupted wish!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Leng on May 27, 2006, 04:06:40 pm
granted.  you're inside an undead dinosaur's undead uterus.

i wish to see where this undead dino thing is going...
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Bobthetriangle on May 27, 2006, 08:09:17 pm
granted, you see yourself being eaten.

i wish i didn't live in the middle of nowhere
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: aname on May 27, 2006, 08:13:41 pm
granted. you live in the middle of iran

i wish it snowed were i live, but not to hard.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fink on May 27, 2006, 08:19:03 pm
Granted, it comes down like a feather. Nice and peaceful. Unfortunately a lot of that peaceful snow came down. Thus you are now traped in your house

(Note: I know what you meant by "hard", I just felt like ignoring it)

I wish there was warm snow, but not snow that was peed in  :P
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: OathinBlood on May 27, 2006, 10:44:58 pm
Granted, the snow contains little chunks of fresh, warm dung inside now.

I wish chickens didn't have bones, so I can fully enjoy eating food.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Kratok on May 27, 2006, 11:38:10 pm
Granted, you now dont have bones, because you are a chicken

I wish human life was able to make connection with other sentient life
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: OathinBlood on May 27, 2006, 11:52:37 pm
Granted. The world is now disentigrated by a Willosaurus UFO.

I wish I had Spore right this second.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Kratok on May 27, 2006, 11:54:39 pm
Granted. You cant leave the celluar stage and theres only one item you can add onto them

I wish there was no lag
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: OathinBlood on May 28, 2006, 12:55:04 am
Granted. Now everyone is a kazillion levels higher than you in every game imaginable.

I wish there were venomous scorpions of death in the next poster's pants.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Kratok on May 28, 2006, 12:57:15 am
Granted. They come out of my pants and attack you.

I wish my laptop wasint broken
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: OathinBlood on May 28, 2006, 12:59:45 am
Granted. Now its totaled, beyond broken.

I wish George Bush were stupid. Oh wait, already done. I wish Canada had a huge army and went to war. (I'm Canadian :D)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Kratok on May 28, 2006, 01:04:12 am
(wh00t, actualy I wish that was the truth. THEN MAYBE THEY WOULD KEEP TO THERE paypack, thing.... Wow were becoming low, just doing this back in forth in the middle of the night)

Granted. Canada has a civil war, destroying its entire intergity, leaving remains for Russia, Norway, Mexico, and United states

I wish I was a eater of worlds (sorry)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lambsquirter on May 28, 2006, 04:41:35 am
i wished people wished
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: WiiForever on May 28, 2006, 10:52:03 pm
Granted. I'm wishing. I'm wishing for a new continent in the middlle of the Pacific Ocean.

I wish there was a new continent in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on May 29, 2006, 03:30:15 am
Granted, it is inhabited by evil human eating zebras.

I wish that I would begin preparing for my exams.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lambsquirter on May 29, 2006, 05:55:52 am
granted but its too late, and u fail

i wish that i could have a better life
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: aname on May 29, 2006, 09:13:28 am
granted, you now have a one more dollar

i wish my stomach didn't hurt.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on May 29, 2006, 09:17:57 am
Granted, but you break your foot when you are dancing of joy.

I wish I had perfect memory, so I only had to read some thing once.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Tylui on May 29, 2006, 01:57:05 pm
Granted.  But so much of your brainpower is commited to memory that you can never interpret or actually comprehend anything... You're a walking talking infosource.

I wish my DVDs would burn themselves(I'm burning a bunch of DVDs for my boss)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on May 29, 2006, 01:59:34 pm
Granted but (rather predictably) they set fire to your house. Wit.

I wish I had a penny every time someone made an all too easy to corrupt wish in this thread.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Genesis on May 29, 2006, 02:15:16 pm
Granted, but they all land on you at once and you die from the pure weight.

I wish life was a game of Go.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on May 29, 2006, 02:16:08 pm
Granted, but you can't stop going.

I wish I had a dollar note every time some one posts on this forum.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Genesis on May 29, 2006, 02:22:55 pm
Granted, but they are all speeding tickets so you lose a dollar for each post.

I wish that Cool AN knew what Go was. (Hint: Its a game requiring a 18x18 board.)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: patsplats on May 29, 2006, 06:02:23 pm
granted but i secretly hitim in the head with a pipe so he forgot (not a secret now!)


i wish i had spore in my head and i played it with a keyboard on my stomach
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on May 30, 2006, 03:09:24 am
Granted, but no one ever comes to your house now.

I wish I didn't have to mow the lawn.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Bobthetriangle on May 30, 2006, 08:55:52 am
granted, the lawn grows and swallows your house.

i wish that nobody can corrupt this wish.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Leng on May 30, 2006, 11:50:08 am
granted, your wish is perfect.. toooo perfect..

i wish i were a.. ROCKSTAAAHHH!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Kratok on May 31, 2006, 01:21:35 am
Granted. Your a rock-star that quickly crashes into the sun

I wish this wish was corrupt
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on May 31, 2006, 03:15:52 am
Granted, you wasted a wish.

I wish I would finally get the game I ordered weeks ago.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on May 31, 2006, 03:21:36 am
Granted, but it turns out to be Disney Princesses lipgloss adventure.

I wish I could turn base metals into chocolate
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lambsquirter on May 31, 2006, 05:19:50 am
granted but they all melt at room temperature (what are we going to build our buildings with now!!)

i wish that i could hop, step and jump
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fink on May 31, 2006, 09:54:23 am
Granted, but you try to do all 3 at the same time and fall over  ;D

I wish I was dead...
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on May 31, 2006, 10:13:08 am
Granted, but youre forced to watch its a wonderful life again... this time from the inside.


I wish I had astroboy style laser finger power.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Kratok on May 31, 2006, 01:16:42 pm
Granted. Due to low electricity count though, you use it once, power out, and die

EDIT: Damn, no point putting a wish now though is there?
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: gec05 on May 31, 2006, 03:17:37 pm
^^^ (let's see, how should I corrupt this guy's wish?.....  :( ??? >:( )

I wish people would remember how to play this game.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Leng on May 31, 2006, 04:55:52 pm
granted. they play it so well you can't possibly compete with them.

i wish Pi were some different number, like 5 or something.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Genesis on May 31, 2006, 05:13:12 pm
Granted, now all physics get screwed up and we never evolved into humans.

I wish that Gaming Steve was the most popular site on the web.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lambsquirter on May 31, 2006, 07:58:14 pm
granted, but now it has to have pornography mixed in somewhere

i wish that i could have astroboy style horsepower and fly to the moon
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Kratok on May 31, 2006, 09:52:52 pm
Granted: You crash through the moon, causing horror on Earth. You keep on going on, and on, and on

I wish I could smack The person
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Sawmill on June 02, 2006, 09:38:55 am
granted : but once you smack The person your hand gets ripped off from the force of the smack.

 I wish I could never die from anything or anyone, and i couldnt die at all.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: GCool on June 02, 2006, 09:48:20 am
OMG! I can't stop laughing XD

Granted, but remember you haveta live off of any rotting meat the dino-mum eats, and at the end of the year you'r gonna be pushed outta it's un-mentionables ;)

((damnit, I just relised i replyed to the wrong one!))

ok, try again -

granted; you will never die, which meens you can't get any older, as that is the rout to death. As a result, you will get YOUNGER, untill you are eventually sucked back into your mom, split into cells and vanish into a pit of non-existance.

I wish I had all the super-powers of a zombie!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: aname on June 02, 2006, 10:14:14 am
granted. you have the power of slowness, dombness, and the ability to fall apart and die.

i wish that i wished i hadn't killed that fish
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: WiiForever on June 02, 2006, 04:09:53 pm
Granted. Now you regret killing that fish instead of moving on with your life.

I wish SUV's weren't such gas guzzlers.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Genesis on June 02, 2006, 10:59:03 pm
Wish granted, now all other cars use gas so much SUV's are considered healthy for the enviroment.

I wish the next poster would get me to laugh at his next post because its funny.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: aname on June 03, 2006, 09:08:52 am
granted. you laugh so hard you explode from the inside.

i wish all evil people were not 5.8 and under.  (Napoleon, Adolf, Tom Cruise, midgets etc...)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: GCool on June 03, 2006, 09:51:00 am
granted. you laugh so hard you explode from the inside.

i wish all evil people were not 5.8 and under.  (Napoleon, Adolf, Tom Cruise, midgets etc...)

Granted, all evil people are now made 30.4 and over, and easily able to crush houses.

I wish we had weapons to fight the massive evil-do-ers.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on June 03, 2006, 11:53:01 am
Granted, but they need the blood of innocent people to work.

I wish I had a universal remote that could do every thing.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Martham112 on June 03, 2006, 01:09:00 pm
Granted but since you wished for universal, it is the size of one.

I wish I didn't stay up till 2:30 last night
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on June 03, 2006, 02:17:53 pm
Granted... 2.30 is technically in the morning. I'm so clever.


I wish I was even more cleverer than now.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on June 03, 2006, 02:51:24 pm
Granted, but your brain gets a new personality and realizes that your body is keeping it back, and then bursts out of your head alien style.

I wish I was a predator.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: GCool on June 03, 2006, 02:56:44 pm
Granted, you now have to hunt small rabbits for food.

I wish I had a turkey sub, and not a zombie turkey sub, or poinsend mayonaise, and I don't wanna turn into a turkey myself, or any other of that crazy stuff.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on June 03, 2006, 03:03:49 pm
Granted, but the turkey is a little dry.

I wish I could make a better wish then this one.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on June 03, 2006, 03:19:45 pm
I wish I had a turkey sub, and not a zombie turkey sub, or poinsend mayonaise, and I don't wanna turn into a turkey myself, or any other of that crazy stuff.
Yeah. I made that wish ages back and AN answered it the same (correct) way. But at least i got the wish right.

Its supposed to be: I wish for a turkey sandwich, rye bread, no lettuce. Now, I dont want a ZOMBIE turkey, I dont want to turn into a turkey myself or any other weird surprises.
There. My inner comic book guy is satisfied.

To AN. Granted. You suck.  ;)


I wish It was almost 10:35 for no reason
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on June 03, 2006, 03:43:41 pm
I am a huge Simpsons fan, so passing up on that quote would be a crime against nature.

Also, granted it is 10:35, the exact time when the earth opens and swallows all of England. All because of you Krakow.

I wish I was just a little taller then my little brother, so that he would finally stop bugging me with that.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Flamester_ on June 04, 2006, 11:18:26 pm
Granted but your soooooo little taller then him that he still says he is taller then you.


I wish I could travel through diffrent dimesions at will.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on June 05, 2006, 03:44:18 am
Granted. You take a daytrip to the dimension of a million knives.

I wish i could go to the pirate universe detailed in that episode of futurama where the universe is in a box.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Sawmill on June 05, 2006, 11:51:07 am
granted: but the pirates will kill you after they found out you went for there treasure!

I wish I had all the money in the world.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on June 05, 2006, 01:35:51 pm
Granted, but since you are inside a building, you drown.

I wish I had every thing I would ever desire.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: aname on June 05, 2006, 08:02:25 pm
granted but it actually  sucks.

i wish i didn't wish for the wish im gonna wish for.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: TotalSandwich on June 05, 2006, 09:06:03 pm
Granted, but in retrospect you really wish that you had wished for the wish that you wished for

I wish that summer would get here already
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fink on June 05, 2006, 09:37:28 pm
Granted, but then you get so hot you wish it was winter. But then you get so cold you wish it was summer. but then you get so hot you wish it was winter. But then you get so cold you wish it was summer. but then you get so hot you wish it was winter. But then you get so cold you wish it was summer. but then you get so hot you wish it was winter. But then you get so cold you wish it was summer. but then you get so hot you wish it was winter. But then you get so cold you wish it was summer. but then you get so hot you wish it was winter. But then you get so cold you wish it was summer. but then you get so hot you wish it was winter. But then you get so cold you wish it was summer. but then you get so hot you wish it was winter. But then you get so cold you wish it was summer. but then you get so hot you wish it was winter. But then you get so cold you wish it was summer. but then you get so hot you wish it was winter. 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I wish that last wish would end
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: OathinBlood on June 05, 2006, 09:39:31 pm
Granted, but the words of the wish fall down on your mother's house.

I wish I had a dinosaur uterus in place of my own male genitals.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cheesecow on June 06, 2006, 10:28:23 am
granted but they dont fit right

I wish that noone could corrupt my wish
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Flamester_ on June 06, 2006, 12:14:40 pm
Granted you dont have a wish so it cant be corrupted.

I wish I knew everything but continued to be sane and not die or have anything at all change other then me knowing every thing.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Martham112 on June 06, 2006, 12:19:26 pm
Granted, but everyone now thinks you are a smart Alec

I wish I was called Quendyline or Patrick
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Leng on June 06, 2006, 12:55:14 pm
granted, people like him better than you, and he starts to stare at you evilly when nobody's looking.  you think he's plotting to kill you.  you meant your rooster, right?  if not, same answer.

i wish to be faster than light(!!)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Kratok on June 06, 2006, 01:12:58 pm
Granted, the next time you move, your body is ripped into shreds from wind resistance

I wish I could suck peoples blood, but still eat solids, also not have to be afraid of sunlight
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: nogard on June 06, 2006, 02:18:16 pm
granted it is translated into your native language(Finnish, maybe)

I wish the sun would supernova
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on June 06, 2006, 02:44:52 pm
Granted but it was vastly overrated by scientist, because it isn't much bigger then a small rocket.

I wish my exams were done, and I got top grades in all of of my tests.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: nogard on June 06, 2006, 03:12:23 pm
Granted
you got a 2%
the rest of your class got 1%
you got the top grade

I wish i had a penney
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Kratok on June 06, 2006, 03:24:48 pm
Granted, its in the place of your head. Not only can you not use it, but your a living bag

I wish I had a paint program
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Mr. Wizard on June 06, 2006, 03:39:52 pm
Granted, but you cant ever get a copy because EA went bankrupt, its sold out in stores, the DVD is uncopyable, and abandonware sites are unable to break it it.

I wish no one would post after me. ;)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on June 06, 2006, 03:58:41 pm
Granted, happy now?

I wish I could manipulate time and matter.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cheesecow on June 06, 2006, 08:15:13 pm
Granted but then all the moderators love me so I can rejoin.

I wish that I had a giant piece of chocolate cake and nothing will go wrong
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Genesis on June 06, 2006, 08:19:52 pm
Granted, you're now in a timeless, empty void with nothing in it, and where nothing happens. I hope the slice of cake was a good constellation.

I wish that my split personalities could become real.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cheesecow on June 06, 2006, 08:21:40 pm
Granted, you're now in a timeless, empty void with nothing in it, and where nothing happens. I hope the slice of cake was a good constellation.

I wish that my split personalities could become real.

they do but one kills the other so u only have one again,

and the cake was a HUGE consellation

I wish I was the hell outa that void!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on June 07, 2006, 06:18:50 am
Granted, but you get eaten by a thousand mice.

I wish I had a better wish.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Sawmill on June 07, 2006, 09:21:14 am
granted, but your better wish is so much better that it makes you expload.

i wish that i didnt need to ever eat.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on June 07, 2006, 09:27:25 am
Granted, but you are now also incapable of eating... the smell of hotdogs drives you insane!


I wish people knew how to correctly spell and use the word 'consolation'.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Flamester_ on June 07, 2006, 06:20:50 pm
Granted but use of that word is banned.

I wish I won that contest that I entered.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Eagleon on June 07, 2006, 06:35:16 pm
The contest was for a single free pen. The pen doesn't write very well. Alas.

I wish for a single banana, to be placed on the surface of the moon with the message "You forgot your lunch" attached.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Sawmill on June 09, 2006, 04:56:10 am
granted: but that was one waste of a wish. you didnt get anything!

i wish i was done school forever

:D :D :D;D
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Clayface on June 09, 2006, 05:16:04 am
Granted. . .
look how smart we are now
"i wish i was done school forever"
you forgot WITH

I STILL wish I  had 6 fingers
*edit*
on my left hand
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on June 09, 2006, 05:40:16 am
Granted but henry VIII marries you and has you beheaded.

I wish i was the headless ghost of Henry VIII (which is odd because he wasnt beheaded)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Flamester_ on June 09, 2006, 07:08:01 am
Granted but a exorsist came and did whatever they do to you.

I wish this wish wasnt wished.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: GCool on June 09, 2006, 07:26:04 am
Granted, but due to the distortion of time and space mixed with the corruption of the wish, you get all the bad effects of all the previous wishes.


I wish there was something to do around here...
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on June 09, 2006, 08:05:23 am
Granted, there is alot of lumberjacking to be done.

I wish I didn't have to f-ing study.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Kratok on June 10, 2006, 03:48:24 pm
Granted, you have to kill your girlfriend instead

I wish I had a wish to wish
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on June 10, 2006, 04:00:09 pm
(I don't have a girlfriend.)

Granted, but you wish for sugar candy, and your teeth rot.

I wish I had all the time in the world.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: GCool on June 10, 2006, 04:31:36 pm
(not any more you don't ;D)

Granted, your house is now filled to bursting with clocks and watches. Big ben's prolly in there somewhere too...


I wish for the worst thing in the world to happen.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Flamester_ on June 10, 2006, 08:20:10 pm
Granted but its the worst thing in this dimesion.

I wish I had a wallet that had a 10 dollar bill in it that every time i take the 10 out another appears.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Eagleon on June 11, 2006, 09:02:54 am
One of them has an epiphany and builds a cloning vat out of sticks and feathers.

I wish Soul Calibur 3 had been released for Xbox. :(
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: 7 who ate 9 on June 11, 2006, 10:53:51 am
Granted, but it wasn't released for anything else, and the Xbox version sucks, and for some reason you can't play it on the 360.


I wish this forum had more smillies, but no to much.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Clayface on June 11, 2006, 07:15:14 pm
granted, . . you get pamula anderson, as a result, you get hepititus C


i wish i had longer hair.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Flamester_ on June 11, 2006, 07:21:53 pm
Granted but it growns SO fast it makes you scalp explode.

I wish this wish couldent be coroupted.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Clayface on June 11, 2006, 09:46:25 pm
granted, but your avatar licks through your screen and you get slobber all over you and you all wet and gross so your boyfriend/girlfriend brak up with you. they were your only source for income so now you have no money and your house gets taken away from you so now you wander the streents stealing hotdogs from blind chilren to survive.

I wish I knew better dutch.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on June 12, 2006, 12:00:36 am
Granted, but France invades Holland, and now you have to learn French.

I wish my hair didn't grow so fast.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Clayface on June 12, 2006, 03:45:58 am
granted, now you look like your avatar, . . . but without the money.


I wish my name was raz.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: GCool on June 12, 2006, 10:36:39 am
granted, now you look like your avatar, . . . but without the money.


I wish my name was raz.

Granted, but people only call you by nicknames, especially ones like raz-a-mataz, where they think their being funny, but it slowly drives you insane(r)

I wish there were no sexually transmitted desieses.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Flamester_ on June 12, 2006, 10:59:46 am
Granted but now there is a deadly eye contact desise.

I wish I was physics.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on June 12, 2006, 11:00:36 am
Granted, but you can't really do any thing.

I wish I was the king.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: BioCat on June 12, 2006, 11:04:56 am
Granted: you are crowned as the King of McDonald for eating 100 McRoyals in one day. Obviously you die the next day...

I wish I would live forever (Spare me the "you live forever after everybody dies" or "you live forever but suffer forever as well", I can live with that :P)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Flamester_ on June 12, 2006, 11:07:33 am
Granted you live for ever but everyone dies and all the computer manuals are burned and all the computers keep crashing 20 seconds after startup.

I wish I had 10000000000000000000000000$s.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: BioCat on June 12, 2006, 11:11:27 am
Granted, but a nice old lady asks you to give them to her and you just can't say no... :P

I wish to rule this world

Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on June 12, 2006, 11:31:56 am
Granted, but the Martians invade us.

I wish I ruled the entire galaxy.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Flamester_ on June 12, 2006, 11:36:12 am
Granted but something invades us.

I wish I ruled EVERYTHING!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on June 12, 2006, 01:55:51 pm
Granted but the Destructoids from Dimension L (presented in Terrifying Sound-O-Vision!!!) invade us and the universe becomes monochrome and poorly made.

I wish I ruled the totality of the multiverse!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on June 13, 2006, 05:19:44 am
Granted but the Phoboids from Beyond Perception (In terrifying 3Dimensions!!!) invade and you die in an orgy of poor special effects.


I wish I had a razor sharp bowler hat (a la Oddjob)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: 7 who ate 9 on June 13, 2006, 07:02:37 am
You got a hat, great for you, to bad it is a crummy old beat up hat, great way to wast a wish.

I wish that those mean chainmails would stop coming to me, I don't care if have bad luck forever, just shut up!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: GCool on June 13, 2006, 08:35:02 am
Granted, but they come to everyone around you, who decide to tell you about them constantly.

I wish 7wa9 understood the idea behind Oddjobs hat :P
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on June 13, 2006, 08:50:25 am
Granted, but he pretends he doesn't.

I wish I was the alpha and omega.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on June 13, 2006, 10:12:02 am
Granted. You are two letters in the greek alphabet. Have fun.

I wish I had Oddjob's hat!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: 7 who ate 9 on June 13, 2006, 10:50:09 am
Sorry, an error has accored with your wish.

I wish I knew who Oddjob is and why every one wants his hat.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: crippits on June 13, 2006, 11:15:53 am
Granted, and now that you know that he is a James Bond character, you have dreams about him for the rest of your life. Eew.

I wish I didn't have to work for a living.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Flamester_ on June 13, 2006, 01:39:42 pm
Granted you dont work for your living now you arent working for your living.

I wish I wasent soo twitchy.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Clayface on June 14, 2006, 03:36:09 am
granted, you die.

I wish I had a better gfx card so i could better play oblivion
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on June 14, 2006, 05:34:57 am
Granted, but I steal it.

I wish I had a new CPU to fit with my new gfx card.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lambsquirter on June 14, 2006, 06:06:59 am
granted but i steal it too

i wish i had a job in the games industry
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fink on June 14, 2006, 08:21:00 am
Granted, you are a beta tester for "Barbie goes to the mall"

I wish more people posted, but they didn't act like noobs
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: GCool on June 14, 2006, 01:04:37 pm
Granted, but they all move over to the ebaums world forums for good after they heard he got sued (*dances*)

I wish I had made that cartoon that ebaum stole and got sued over...
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Flamester_ on June 14, 2006, 07:44:13 pm
Grated but you lose the lawsuit and have to pay them 1000000000000$

I wish I had 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999$
And got to keep it for myself.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Kratok on June 14, 2006, 08:56:42 pm
Granted, but you have to count every, single, PENNIE

I wish it would rain
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Clayface on June 14, 2006, 09:24:47 pm
granted, but it doesnt stop and you drown.  :'(

I wish I lived all by myself on my own little planet where no1 would bother me
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on June 15, 2006, 04:19:39 am
Granted, but it gets really lonely.

I wish I could control time.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Clayface on June 15, 2006, 04:31:10 am
granted . . . ummmm . . . . congradulations, you control time. woohoo, go you
( thats not really corrupted, but ohh well )

(and P.S. "Granted, but it gets really lonely." that is kind of the whole point. I enjoy being alone)

I wish all fire came green
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fink on June 15, 2006, 11:31:41 am
There is green fire. When you burn something toxic it burns green. So congratulations on killing everyone from toxic fumes

I wish that other countries liked the US  :(
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: crippits on June 15, 2006, 11:41:41 am
They do like the US, they like to point out our faults and problems.

I wish for true world peace.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on June 15, 2006, 11:54:48 am
Granted but... a screw it, the same thing happens aas int hat simpsons halloween episode. Slingshot wielding aliens etc


I wish I had an auxiliarry brain.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: The Rut Nut on June 15, 2006, 08:55:05 pm
Granted, but it fights your other brain and you can't control your actions.

I wish I was a woman.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Kratok on June 15, 2006, 10:35:16 pm
Granted, but your a manphrodeity, the type thats man upper and woman lower.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Clayface on June 15, 2006, 11:21:25 pm
OMG YOU DIDNT MAKE A WISH.

I wish I was a vampire,
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: The Rut Nut on June 16, 2006, 10:10:24 am
Granted, but you lose your fangs and can never grow them back.

I wish my hair was longer.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fink on June 16, 2006, 10:31:41 am
Granted, but not on your head  ;)

I wish I didn't have to go there for a bad joke
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: The Rut Nut on June 16, 2006, 12:09:07 pm
Granted, but it wasn't a bad joke. I didn't mean on my head.

I wish that cutting of hair was considered a federal offense.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on June 16, 2006, 01:17:36 pm
Granted, but I kill you.

I wish I was Krakow Sam. Just because I want to know what it is like being english.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Mjavabean on June 16, 2006, 01:24:11 pm
Granted, but I kill you.

I wish I was Krakow Sam. Just because I want to know what it is like being english.

Granted, but you get beaten by a chav here in Britain.

I wish I could have a bigger postcount.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Clayface on June 16, 2006, 01:50:30 pm
granted, you devote your life to posting on the forums
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Mjavabean on June 16, 2006, 01:53:01 pm
granted, you devote your life to posting on the forums

Granted, but you realise you could have wished for a new car instead of nothing, doh!

I wish I had Clayface's PC.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Clayface on June 16, 2006, 01:54:38 pm
granted, but its a peice of crap,

I wish i had a better pc.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: GCool on June 16, 2006, 02:58:42 pm
Granted, it's slightly less of a peice of crap.

I wish that the next 5 wishers/posters get their wishes corrupted...
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Kratok on June 17, 2006, 12:58:00 am
!THIS ISINT A GAME POST!

You have to actualy corrupt the wishers wish like: Granted, it dosint exist
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Genesis on June 17, 2006, 09:35:47 am
Why?

I wish other people actually wish.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on June 17, 2006, 09:38:09 am
Granted, but you fall in a bear pit.

I wish people would stop defaulting to the oh so clever 'I wish my wish was uncorruptable' or 'I wish I knew what to wish for' or the classic 'I wish for this wish to be corrupted'.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Genesis on June 17, 2006, 09:44:57 am
Granted, we are no longer people.

I wish {my wish was uncorruptable. / I knew what to wish for. / for this wish to be corrupted.}
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on June 17, 2006, 09:58:12 am
Granted but I beat you to death with your own severed arm.

I wish I doidnt sound so weird when I listen to myself on tape.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Genesis on June 17, 2006, 10:28:38 am
Granted, you are now mute.

I wish {my wish was uncorruptable. / I knew what to wish for. / for this wish to be corrupted.}
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Kratok on June 17, 2006, 03:23:17 pm
Granted, but your wish eats you

I wish for a perfectly same cookie
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on June 17, 2006, 03:58:16 pm
Granted, it is the last cookie you ever eat.

I wish I ruled the universe.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on June 17, 2006, 04:28:14 pm
Granted, you rule it from Russia... and in Russia, Universe rule YOU!!

I wish, in Russia, money had lots of ME!!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Genesis on June 17, 2006, 04:32:15 pm
Granted, you now have to share all your money with millions of others.

I wish I could change my body shape.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Oviraptor on June 17, 2006, 04:35:53 pm
Granted, but unfortunately for you, you have to hole the shape in your mind, so you are limited to simple polyhedrons.

I wish the this blank, _____, was filled with peanut butter.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Veloco on June 17, 2006, 11:18:45 pm
It is, but no matter how much you try, you can't eat it!  :o

I wish my wish didn't exist.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on June 18, 2006, 02:16:22 am
Granted but a stick a toasting fork in your head.

I wish I had supernatural means to punish crappy wishmakers.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Great Distance on June 18, 2006, 02:47:32 am
Granted, but you can punish only yourself.

I wish I could be someone else for 15 minutes.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Kratok on June 18, 2006, 03:41:37 am
Granted, but you instantly turn into someone thats gonna die, RALEY SOEN!!

I wish I had an infinite ammount of some kind of snack
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Clayface on June 18, 2006, 03:56:04 am
granted. but you get your thumbs cut off and you can't figure how to open them.

I wish I was better with poi.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on June 18, 2006, 04:06:01 am
Granted, but I don't know what it is, so now you are good at yoga or some thing.

I wish I had a dollar for every time some one posts on the internet.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Clayface on June 18, 2006, 04:07:27 am
granted, but you have so much money that it comes to life and attacks you because you dont know the magic spell to stop it.
(from the show elfie Lied)

I wish I had more glowsticks
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on June 18, 2006, 06:55:45 am
Granted. In some obscure dialect of an ancient language glowsticks means 'puss-filled boils'


I wish I could drink the emperor of a planet.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: veggie girl on June 18, 2006, 09:24:39 am
granted he tastes bad and gives u consatpation

I wish i have gills!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Martham112 on June 18, 2006, 09:38:39 am
Granted, but now you have no lungs and have to live in the sea forever.

I wish my sister would stop wearing a Brazil shirt and start wearing an England one.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: veggie girl on June 18, 2006, 09:45:21 am
granted but ill kill u cause i want 2 show my pride 4 brazil

i wish i waz at the brazil vs aussie game
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Martham112 on June 18, 2006, 09:47:17 am
Granted, but only your dead lifeless corpse was there.

I wish my last wish wasn't corrupted.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on June 18, 2006, 10:56:49 am
Granted, but the universe collapses.

I wish I could make a decision.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: veggie girl on June 18, 2006, 11:14:07 am
granted but u make 2 many desitions and ur head explodes

i wish invented cheese!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Veloco on June 18, 2006, 12:26:24 pm
Granted, but your earlier failed attempt eats you.

I wish the CU and NGE had never come about.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Kratok on June 18, 2006, 08:02:33 pm
Granted, your a cow.....

I wish.. that I was a giant man-eating salamander
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: SBD on June 19, 2006, 02:49:37 am
granted, but your'e also fataly allergic to them too.
i wish i had another $1000 dollars.

Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Clayface on June 19, 2006, 02:55:03 am
granted, but the value of a doller plumits, which it is, so you are now poorer then before, it would be cheaper to wipe your ass with the money then to buy tolit paper.


I wish I was 14
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on June 19, 2006, 04:20:03 am
Granted, but now you want to be 18.

I wish I could control the weather, because it is hot and moist.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Quantum Burrito on June 19, 2006, 09:01:17 am
Granted, but you loose control of your bowel movements.

I wish I was on the Spore beta-testing team!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Veloco on June 19, 2006, 11:57:19 am
Granted, but we mug you.

I wish for.... 42!

...

Yes, I realize it doesn't make sense. Good luck!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on June 19, 2006, 12:13:18 pm
Granted, but you have to pay royalties to the estate of Douglas Adams.


I wish Douglas Adams were still alive
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Genesis on June 19, 2006, 12:14:38 pm
Granted, but he kills you.

I wish I was dead.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Quantum Burrito on June 19, 2006, 12:56:12 pm
Granted, but you come back as a zombie, and eat your own brain!

I wish that my wish will not be corrupted!

/logical paradox FTW!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on June 19, 2006, 01:27:08 pm
Granted, but you come back as a zombie, and eat your own brain!

I wish that my wish will not be corrupted!

/logical paradox FTW!
Granted but I drown you in a deep fat fryer.  :(

I wish people would realise that the old 'I wish that my wish will not be corrupted!' wish was lame.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on June 19, 2006, 01:30:38 pm
Granted, it changes nothing.

I wish I had every game/DVD/gadget etc. etc. I ever want.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Quantum Burrito on June 19, 2006, 01:46:01 pm
Granted, they appear in a stack, 1 in. above your head, crushing you

I wish that... um... CHEESE!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Clayface on June 19, 2006, 03:31:21 pm
granted, your left hand turns into a wheel of cheese.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fink on June 19, 2006, 03:45:28 pm
I wish Clayface made a wish
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on June 19, 2006, 04:46:26 pm
Granted, but he wished for the world to be a nice and happy place. But the wish was corrupted and the world is in chaos, and there is 50 Cent music every where.

I wish I was an Imperial Commander. Commanding billions of guards men into battle.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Tesla on June 20, 2006, 01:45:37 pm
Granted, but you lose and they all turn on you.

I wish that my keyboard could type what I was thinking, but only what I wanted to type, it couldn't corrupt me, it was super cool, it was tiny and took up no space and it didn't type anything itself.  ;D :P
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Quantum Burrito on June 20, 2006, 01:52:30 pm
Granted, but it blows up, destroying your face

I wish I could sucker-punch Jack Thompson
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: SpecialBrownies on June 20, 2006, 02:57:05 pm
Granted, but instead of it happening in real life, it happens in a game, and then Jack Thompson deems that game unfit and goes all "Jack Thompson on it.

I wish all the old food on my desk would never rot.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on June 20, 2006, 03:19:23 pm
Granted, however it developes life whcih eats you.

I wish I never had to pay for any thing again.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Quantum Burrito on June 20, 2006, 03:41:17 pm
Granted, but due to your greed, the economy collapses, destroying civilisation.

I wish that a copy of the publication the HA! HA! guy appeared in would turn up, so we could put to rest that mystery once and for all

(PS steve, spellchecker is farked, thinks that the word is spelt 'civilization')
(PPS, i dont want an argument. Just put the correct spelling alongside the incorrect ones.)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: gec05 on June 21, 2006, 09:57:54 am
Graneted, now your avatar scares people and you'll have to find a new one with a time-traveling burrito in it.

I wish I didnt lose THE GAME!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Martham112 on June 21, 2006, 10:58:57 am
Granted, but you made me lose THE GAME!!

I wish this wouldn't become another THE GAME thread
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Clayface on June 21, 2006, 04:22:27 pm
granted, but the forum turns into a THE GAME forum

I wish today was thursday
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: SBD on June 22, 2006, 03:46:52 am
granted!

oh...

i wish.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: jmrdex on June 22, 2006, 04:38:53 pm
Granted, you become nothing.

I wish a monkey would pop out of the next posters butt.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: werechicken on June 22, 2006, 04:45:16 pm
Granted but it's so small I don't feel it, however you certainly feel the gorilla making its way out of yours :D
I wish more wishes would be slightly more mature
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on June 22, 2006, 04:56:20 pm
Granted, but your a doody head.

I wish people would put aside their differences, and destroy Paris Hilton.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: 762 on June 29, 2006, 12:01:56 pm
Granted, but then Nicole Richie would come into fame

I wish I had a Wii right now.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: gec05 on June 29, 2006, 12:15:28 pm
Granted, now you have two. You'll need bigger underwear. ;)

I wish getting struck by lightning made me immortal.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: elderchaosbeing on July 01, 2006, 09:44:51 pm
Granted, but the third degree burns never heal.

i wish i could fly!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on July 01, 2006, 10:39:41 pm
Wish granted, but you don't do so well on the landing pa-*splat*

...damn, I was too late.

I wish more ppl would join the gabbly chat room.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Flamester_ on July 01, 2006, 10:43:18 pm
Grated but they speak in 1337.

I wish I had a editor for spore.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Martham112 on July 01, 2006, 11:11:14 pm
Granted, but it an editor for the game not an editor in the game.

I wish I could stop chewing my watch.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Flamester_ on July 01, 2006, 11:16:37 pm
Grated the watch is now chewing you.

I wish this wish was not wishd.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: 7 who ate 9 on July 01, 2006, 11:40:37 pm
Granted, but to your dissapointment it doesn't create a paradox, sorry.

I wish I didn't have writers block.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on July 02, 2006, 05:11:20 am
Granted, but it is replaced by a very serious case of blindness.

I wish I had what I wanted.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Smem on July 02, 2006, 12:26:33 pm
Granted, but now what you got is not what you want.

I wish i had pancake maker.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Kratok on July 02, 2006, 01:30:19 pm
It makes one out of you once you get out of the store

I wish I had a "small" reptile
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Bobthetriangle on July 02, 2006, 02:31:20 pm
granted, but you accidentally squish it.

i wish my post count would double.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: a14gt on July 02, 2006, 08:35:59 pm
Granted it doubles by spamming and being a nuisance and you are banned from the forums
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Kratok on July 02, 2006, 09:35:53 pm
Post a wish so nobody notices
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: ilikesanta on July 02, 2006, 09:44:51 pm
Granted but everyone thinks that you think that you're too good for this board so the start talking smack about you.

I wish i had some Big League Chewing Gum
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Bobthetriangle on July 02, 2006, 10:49:47 pm
i was actually hoping for something about the fact that if my post count doubled at that time it would be 666
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Clayface on July 03, 2006, 01:27:49 am
I wish you made a wish ;D
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: SmileyMan on July 03, 2006, 03:08:07 am
Wish not granted. I don't know who you mean by "you".

I wish that my wish would be corrupted.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Smem on July 03, 2006, 04:08:12 am
Not granted, as to corrupt a wish to corrupt a wish is a corrupted wish and cannot be further corrupted.

I wish that made sense ;D
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Celdur on July 03, 2006, 08:48:51 am
granted but it doesnt make sense so it really isnt granted wich doesnt make sense cose i granted it....

i wish a key was changed to a piece of cheese
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Smem on July 03, 2006, 01:59:04 pm
Granted but it gets broken in a lock.

i wish i had one extra smily
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: SmileyMan on July 03, 2006, 02:01:59 pm
Granted but it gets broken in a lock.

i wish i had one extra smily

Granted but the smile will be pushed down your throat.

I wish I was rich.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on July 03, 2006, 03:37:29 pm
Granted, but Venstre, inexpertly raises the taxes for everybody. Tax cut my ass.

I wish I was god. Not the forum guy, the smiting and killing one.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: SmileyMan on July 03, 2006, 03:40:07 pm
Granted. But you have to answer EVERY prayer, and let all people on Earth beg you 24/7 in a temple where you sit with your white beard.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: ilikesanta on July 03, 2006, 04:48:03 pm
Ganted you are nothing

I wish someone granted my last wish
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Malt on July 03, 2006, 07:14:21 pm
Granted. Now we just have to wait until you die, and grant the last wish you made.


I wish I could go back in time and make more wishes.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Celdur on July 04, 2006, 02:51:05 am
granted but that creates a time paradox and u get lost in time

i whish i was dead (corrupt that!)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: GCool on July 04, 2006, 05:03:02 am
Granted, but not in the litteral sence. You are dead to the world, noone can see you or hear you, you have no way of effecting anything that is going on, much like a gohst, but noone even mourns you passing, anything you ever did has been erased from history, noone remembers you or anything.
Whats worse is this is forever, and you can't wish so you can't get out of it...

Bummer...


I wish there was a futurama and family guy crossover (that dosn't even NEED to be corrupted...)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Smem on July 04, 2006, 05:29:40 am
Granted, but then fox cancels it as they did to both family guy and futurama

I wish there was 27 letters in the alphabet
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on July 04, 2006, 06:14:14 am
Granted, there are now 27 letters in the Chinese alphabet.

I wish I had more time.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Celdur on July 04, 2006, 07:45:03 am
granted now u are fired from ur job and if u do not have one u got kicked from school whit no posability on a future

i wish this wish couldnt get corupted
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Smem on July 04, 2006, 10:50:23 am
lol i wonder how many times people made that wish  ;D

Granted, it gets deformed instead.

I wish i was yellow.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Celdur on July 04, 2006, 11:15:31 am
granted...but eeh...u turned into cheese and got attacked by mice

i wish the next poster dies
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on July 04, 2006, 02:55:09 pm
Granted, but since you are a murderer, you spend the rest of life in jail. Until some one bails you out, and you get shoot trying to escape.

I wish I was a alive again so I could kick Celdur's ass.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Smem on July 05, 2006, 03:05:59 am
Granted, but your now undead and get exosised on the way to Celdur's house.

I wish i knew what to wish for.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Celdur on July 05, 2006, 03:16:54 am
not granted cose you dont really know anything

i wish this forum had more bicycles
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Veloco on July 05, 2006, 08:54:32 am
It did. But not anymore.  :'(

I wish I knew the alt-numpad combination for the e with a line over it.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: gec05 on July 05, 2006, 09:57:34 am
Your wish grants you these results: ÈèÉéÊêẺẻẼẽẾếỀềỂểỄễỆệ However, the codes don't work when typing a post.

I wish ™ means Testicle Milk.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on July 05, 2006, 10:03:27 am
Granted, but every body hates you now.

I wish I was, Werechicken. Why? Because he is angry AND British. A two for one package!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Celdur on July 05, 2006, 11:04:47 am
granted but now ur reaaaaaly ugly :P

i whis i wasnt so stupid
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Malt on July 05, 2006, 01:31:38 pm
Granted. However, with your newfound knowldedge you become a show off, lose all your friends, and commit suicide.

I wish I had a Dr. Pepper.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Tesla on July 05, 2006, 01:37:53 pm
Granted, but it's just water with pepper.

I wish my wish isn't corrupted.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: gec05 on July 05, 2006, 01:57:49 pm
I wish you'd stop doing that!

(And NO! I'm not granting your wish!)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on July 05, 2006, 02:16:35 pm
Granted, but some one else just starts doing it.

I wish that I was better at wishing in this game.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: bwl2 on July 05, 2006, 04:05:22 pm
granted! but everyone quit


I wish I had a better avatar
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Malt on July 05, 2006, 04:59:04 pm
Granted, but it takes up so much bandwith that the whole forums crash.

I wish Santa Claus was real.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: WiiForever on July 05, 2006, 05:28:50 pm
Granted. Then you get bored of him anyway and he becomes overrated and Santa tries to save his act by updating his style with some stupid Christmas rap and rocket powered sled. Doesn't work. Might as well be fake anyway now.

I wish Superman would beat the living crud outa Spiderman.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Malt on July 05, 2006, 05:46:25 pm
Granted, but the rest of the Marvel universe get's pissed and gathers up some kryptonite, and lays the beating right back. After that, an all out war of superheroes happens, and the world asplodes.

I wish my wish would come true,
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: shadowlord18 on July 06, 2006, 03:51:23 am
i wish i knew what your where wishing for
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on July 06, 2006, 04:55:47 am
Granted, but it really isn't good.

I wish I had every thing I need to do done.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Malt on July 06, 2006, 08:48:43 am
Granted, but one of those things is die. You come back as a ghost....WITH RABIES.

I wish I could never die.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on July 06, 2006, 10:44:10 am
Granted, but I give you rabies.

I wish I controled the internet.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: GCool on July 06, 2006, 12:14:36 pm
Granted, you now own the most virus-ridden, porn-encrusted, illegality-enabling thing in the world: all bad things are attributed to you.
Oh, and you get rabies.


I wish I had the number of that girl i met today...
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Celdur on July 06, 2006, 12:34:54 pm
granted but she has the rabies....and she has a pet tiger called igor because he has the rabies.....

i whis we stoped whit the rabies

(i ''whis'' i could spell wish correctly)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Malt on July 06, 2006, 01:35:27 pm
Granted. You just got a very pointless wish granted.

I wish Ohio would stop moving around the map.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on July 06, 2006, 01:54:37 pm
Granted, it is now besides Hawaii.

I wish I knew every thing. Without going crazy, or my head exploding!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on July 06, 2006, 01:55:55 pm
Wish granted! You are now a depressed hermit counting down the days to the extinction of man.

I wish for a pony!!~
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Smem on July 06, 2006, 02:15:14 pm
Granted, you receive a "my little pony" play set in the post.

I wish i couldn’t see dead people
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Damned_Zombie on July 06, 2006, 02:16:13 pm
Wish granted, you get a picture of me.

I wish for another pony!!!~`!1!@
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on July 06, 2006, 03:14:03 pm
Granted, but it attacks you, and pees every where.

I wish I was a all powerful warlord, that would rule supreme over the galaxy.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: shadowlord18 on July 06, 2006, 04:19:06 pm
granted but you deside the univers is not worth ruling any way
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Celdur on July 06, 2006, 05:59:28 pm
granted u implode into nothingnes

i whish i had another nickname
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Vivec on July 06, 2006, 06:11:33 pm
Hello, Doody Head.

I wish dinner was here. Oh wait, it is! Haha, wishing does work!

I wish my dinner will be good.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Malt on July 06, 2006, 06:16:57 pm
Granted. But so good, that all other food from that moment on tastes like sawdust.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: jmrdex on July 07, 2006, 12:15:08 am
Granted. You get nothing.

I wish I was a planes walker.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Celdur on July 07, 2006, 02:33:57 am
granted but u have no legs to walk on :P

i whish this  ;D turned into this :-[ whit a giant lightsaber battle
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on July 07, 2006, 06:14:47 am
Granted, but you have to watch 1 and a half hours of talking until it comes.

I wish that I would never get a headache.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: GCool on July 07, 2006, 06:47:47 am
Granted, but you have to watch 1 and a half hours of talking until it comes.

I wish that I would never get a headache.

((had to take the easy way out here:))

Granted, BUT you have no foot.


I wish I would never get a stomache ache.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Celdur on July 07, 2006, 09:21:17 am
granted you turn into a metal plate and now your lifeles :P

i wish someone gave me another avatar
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Smem on July 07, 2006, 09:32:53 am
Granted but it makes people think even less of you  ;D

I wish i had a blue pencil
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Malt on July 07, 2006, 09:35:56 am
Granted. But it's actually.....SLIGHTLY MORE LIKE AN INDIGO THAN BLUE I MEAN LIKE IT'S BLUE BUT A LITTLE PURPLE SO IT'S INDIGO BUT BARELY YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? K K GOOD.

I wish my cocoa pebbles wouldn't get so soggy in milk.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Celdur on July 07, 2006, 01:44:16 pm
granted...no more milk for you and no more cacoa for you...instead of that u can have zombie meat

i wish i didnt use ... so much
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: shadowlord18 on July 07, 2006, 08:23:23 pm
greated u now use !!! instead

i wish i wish iwass a fish
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Malt on July 07, 2006, 10:22:58 pm
Granted. You are a small minnow in shark infested waters.

I wish I had a pet King Kong.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Celdur on July 08, 2006, 04:17:20 am
granted he takes beautiful ladies to your home everyday... then bites there heads of and buries them in the garden

i wish the police went digging in his^ garden
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on July 08, 2006, 05:02:09 am
Granted, but he escapes and attacks you.

I wish I had all the time in the world.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: jmrdex on July 08, 2006, 09:57:48 am
Granted. You are now the only clock in existence.

I wish the next person had AIDs.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: SpecialBrownies on July 08, 2006, 11:33:47 am
Granted. But I die before I get to make a wish.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: TotalSandwich on July 13, 2006, 04:15:19 pm
Nu-uh, you have to live in eternal toment with HIV
I wish that I was a particle of light
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Kratok on July 13, 2006, 07:47:19 pm
Granted, you have to wait for about a million years before you finaly stop bouncing around in the sun, where you hit earth and die.

I wish I had a Comcast connection
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Malt on July 13, 2006, 08:40:51 pm
Granted. You are now connected at the hip with a man named Comcast Jones.

I wish I had Spore.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on July 14, 2006, 10:22:01 am
Granted, but Will Wright lied.

I wish I wasn't so sun burned.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: dafool on July 15, 2006, 04:37:57 am
granted, but now you are white as a ghost and creep everyone out.

I wish it was three days from now.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on July 15, 2006, 05:16:36 am
Granted, but you hit your tow.

I wish I didn't get so easily sun burned.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: a14gt on July 15, 2006, 10:14:52 am
granted you put in a black bubble where no light may enter,your now blind and a sickly pale

i wish for a ps3 with 60 gb and all its features
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: 762 on July 15, 2006, 10:25:53 am
I'll let Sony corrupt that wish for you. They're doing a good job so far.

I wish for the ability to change shape any time I want.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Sub on July 15, 2006, 08:08:11 pm
Granted, but you can only change into one other shape, let's just say it's the shape of a certain part of the male anatomy.

I wish I was an admin on this forum.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on July 16, 2006, 04:13:10 am
Granted, but Steve hunts you down.

I wish I knew the answer to world peace.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Piloteer on July 17, 2006, 12:59:23 am
Granted, but everybody is too busy fighting, and nobody hears you.

I wish I could fly.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on July 17, 2006, 04:52:35 am
Granted, but you can't land.

I wish I was the big dog.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: shadowlord18 on July 20, 2006, 05:11:43 pm
granted but abonde becuse your owners can't feed you
i wish i had better idea
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: MetallicDragon on July 20, 2006, 08:50:47 pm
Granted, but it it still sucks.

I wish Portal would be released sooner (as in a fe months sooner) without any reduction in quality than if it was released when it was supposed to.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: TheNecromonicon on July 20, 2006, 08:57:05 pm
Granted, but it's littered with bugs and crashes on you every 5 minutes.

I wish I could meet a kind, sweet, extremely attractive, sane gamer chick, who loves alcohol as much as I do, would never hurt me or cheat on me, loves me unconditionally, and would use me for outragiously kinky sexual activities but has no STD's, VD's, or STI's.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: aname on July 20, 2006, 09:18:05 pm
granted. she explodes randomly.

i wish for pie
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: TheNecromonicon on July 20, 2006, 09:24:42 pm
granted. it explodes randomly :P

I wish to be the proud owner of a successful ice cream franchise, and that I get to eat as much ice cream as I want.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Malt on July 20, 2006, 10:14:48 pm
Granted, you become morbidly obese, develop heart disease, and die young.(That's what happened to one of the founders of Baskin Robbins, no lie).

I wish I could never get any disease.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: TheNecromonicon on July 20, 2006, 10:20:58 pm
Granted. You become immortal and survive for eons, until the destruction of mankind, at which point you are the only person left on the planet and become so bored you try to kill yourself, but can't... and suffer eternally, alone and bored in the cold dark abyss of space.

I wish I didn't have this damn cold *achoo!*
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: MetallicDragon on July 20, 2006, 10:58:17 pm
Ok, now you have Leukemia :D

I wish my eyes would stop hurting.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Malt on July 21, 2006, 09:02:32 am
Granted, every other part of you now hurts.

I wish I wasn't so tired.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: a14gt on July 21, 2006, 10:33:53 am
granted you now reacive constant electrical shocks to keep you awake

i wish i had 100 billion legal dollers that i got in a legal way.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on July 21, 2006, 11:09:48 am
Granted, but they are pennies.

I wish I had every album and video Weird Al Yankovic has ever released.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Malt on July 21, 2006, 11:49:18 am
Granted, you now have every album and video he ever released. Your house is now completely filled, causing it to burst and 100s will die because of flying album wounds to the eye.

I wish I could talk to my dog.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: MetallicDragon on July 21, 2006, 11:58:27 am
Granted, you now have every album and video he ever released. Your house is now completely filled, causing it to burst and 100s will die because of flying album wounds to the eye.

I wish I could talk to my dog.

Granted, but he just ignores you and doesnt talk back.

I wish that I had a large pepperoni pizza right now.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Danzik on July 21, 2006, 12:29:16 pm
Granted but, you found it behind your couch where you left it three months ago


I wish I was surfing and not at work
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Rhodix on July 21, 2006, 12:49:29 pm
Granted, but the sea will to dry.

I wish to be immortal.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Malt on July 21, 2006, 01:46:34 pm
Granted. You become immortal and survive for eons, until the destruction of mankind, at which point you are the only person left on the planet and become so bored you try to kill yourself, but can't... and suffer eternally, alone and bored in the cold dark abyss of space.

I wish I could think of a wish.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Leng on July 21, 2006, 03:18:23 pm
granted, you get to know what you really, really want, and your true desires are so unimaginably heinous that you never, ever stop screaming.

i wish for the best clam chowder ever.. and homer simpson's technicalities re: turkey sandwich, and it can't be too dry.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: TheNecromonicon on July 21, 2006, 03:22:44 pm
Granted, but you die from an orgasm induced heart attack the chowder is so good.

I wish I could kill someone with a meer thought.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: a14gt on July 21, 2006, 03:27:51 pm
granted,you kill whoever you think of,and kill your loved ones,and anyone who you ever dare to think of.

i wish for my pennies to turn to hundred doller bills....each.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: TheNecromonicon on July 21, 2006, 03:51:08 pm
granted, each of your pennies turns into one-hundred one-dollar bills :D

I wish John Ridder was still alive :(
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on July 21, 2006, 04:57:05 pm
Granted, but for some reasons you don't like him any more.

I wish I had all the games I wanted for my PSP.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: TheNecromonicon on July 21, 2006, 05:08:04 pm
granted, but for some reason you don't like them anymore :P im such a dick lol

I wish for a rainbow-colored pony who poops BBQ shrimp.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: MetallicDragon on July 21, 2006, 05:36:42 pm
Granted, now people think you are gay.


I wish I had more popcorn like the kind I just ate.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Flamester_ on July 21, 2006, 05:46:15 pm
Granted but its only two pices.

I wish I had all the games that HL2:EP2 come with IE portal TF2 and EP2 as the finished products and that they will be like they were just made from the factory and that i could not be obstructed from playing them and the ship too.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: MetallicDragon on July 21, 2006, 06:58:45 pm
Granted, in your exitement you post on the Gaming Steve forums but get stuck continually writing a run-on sentence for all eternity (or at least until they really came out).

I wish my eyes would stop itching.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: TheNecromonicon on July 21, 2006, 07:08:58 pm
Granted, you no longer have eye balls so they cannot itch.

I wish I had 1337 drawing skills like Gec05, Bonemouse, and Hydro.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: shadowlord18 on July 22, 2006, 01:27:44 am
granted yoo can now paint by numbers lol
i wish i always had exact change in my wallet
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: TheNecromonicon on July 22, 2006, 01:40:13 am
Granted. You can now only hold change in your wallet.

I want to be good-looking.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Leng on July 22, 2006, 01:42:49 am
granted, you look good.. FOR ME TO POOP ON!!

i wish to be a beloved superhero
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: TheNecromonicon on July 22, 2006, 01:46:04 am
Granted. You are now Preparation-H Man, loved by Hemmeroid suffers everywhere.

I wish I could pull anything I saw on the internet out of the computer screen and into real life.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Tesla on July 22, 2006, 02:42:58 am
Granted, but out comes a virus that pwns all existence.

I wish I could taste love.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: TheNecromonicon on July 22, 2006, 12:53:29 pm
Granted. You now have herpes symplex B in your mouth.

I wish I could teleport wherever I wanted to, without having to see where I am going to get there sefely.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Rhodix on July 22, 2006, 01:05:19 pm
Granted, but you couldn't come back to a place where you already was previously.

I wish to receive the power to talk with the insects.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: TheNecromonicon on July 22, 2006, 01:12:27 pm
Granted, your swave lingo is now irressistable to horny, fat, despret queen bees.

I wish I was 5 meters tall.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Rhodix on July 22, 2006, 01:19:58 pm
Granted, but will be a little difficult to enter in conventional building, that will start to have a sign in the entrance forbidding the entrance of creatures with 3 meters of height.

I wish be able to fly, without wings or any equipment.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: TheNecromonicon on July 22, 2006, 01:31:53 pm
Granted, you are now a free-floating paticle of dust.

I wish I was the strongest person on earth, and could lift any object, no matter its weight.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: darkstar on July 22, 2006, 06:54:51 pm
granted, but when u walk the earth's orbit changes and everyone burns up


I wish I knew why I was posting in this thread
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Flamester_ on July 22, 2006, 07:00:21 pm
Granted but it scars you for life

Granted, in your exitement you post on the Gaming Steve forums but get stuck continually writing a run-on sentence for all eternity (or at least until they really came out).

I said "I wish I had all the games that HL2:EP2 come with IE portal TF2 and EP2 as the finished products and that they will be like they were just made from the factory and that i could not be obstructed from playing them and the ship too."
that is obstructing me REDO IT!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: gutwrencher89 on July 22, 2006, 09:54:54 pm
Wish granted! But someone found out and burned your house down to destroy your secret lair.

I wish I had a sportscar.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Brutus on July 23, 2006, 09:34:52 am
granted but your house and family have been sold to pay for it

i wish i had a pet dinosaur
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Rhodix on July 23, 2006, 09:48:43 am
Granted, but it will go to destroy your house.

I wish that all the existing wars in the known universe finish forever.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Leng on July 23, 2006, 10:12:40 am
granted, but the endless peace and comfort takes away all incentive to evolve.  genes slowly decay and - after a long, long, long period in which simply existing within their weakened bodies is an excruciating pain - all species everywhere fall apart and die.

i wish for a pretzel.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: darkstar on July 23, 2006, 11:20:14 am
granted, ur family has just been turned into a giant prezel.


I wish the next posters wish couldn't be corrupted in any way shape or form
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Flamester_ on July 23, 2006, 11:23:46 am
Granted but the poster after them will be double courpted.

I wish I the gun from portal.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Leng on July 23, 2006, 11:30:43 am
granted.. and your wish isn't corrupted, but just having the thing is bad enough, isn't it?

ummm, i wish nothing, NOTHING I SAY!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: darkstar on July 23, 2006, 11:47:56 am
granted, but ur wish is misenterpreted and the universe becomes nothingness, twice (for the doubly corrupt part..)

I wish the next poster would wish for pudding..
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: TheNecromonicon on July 23, 2006, 12:28:40 pm
Granted, but it's tapioca.

I wish for tapioca.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Tesla on July 23, 2006, 12:37:13 pm
Granted, but it doesn't like you.

I wish... I wish.... I wish to carry moonbeams home in a jar!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: TheNecromonicon on July 23, 2006, 12:40:34 pm
Granted, but you can't see them because you're not magical, so it's completely pointless.

I wish I could safely breathe fire like a dragon.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: MetallicDragon on July 23, 2006, 12:51:23 pm
Granted, but you burn the house down.

I wish I was a dragon (that could breath fire).
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: TheNecromonicon on July 23, 2006, 01:03:00 pm
Granted, you are now being hunted to extinction.

I wish LadyM would tell us how old she is.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Tesla on July 23, 2006, 01:07:48 pm
Granted, but her spell breaks and she turns into a 4 year old.

I wish I knew.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: TheNecromonicon on July 23, 2006, 01:10:40 pm
Granted, you now know, but can't tell anyone what you know or you'll forget.

I wish for the TMNT movie to not suck as much as the trailer makes it look like it does.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: darkstar on July 23, 2006, 03:10:29 pm
granted, its worse then the trailer suggests it is

I wish the world was a better place
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: TheNecromonicon on July 23, 2006, 03:29:11 pm
granted, darkstar no longer exists.

I wish I wasn't bored.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Leng on July 23, 2006, 04:37:35 pm
granted, but that's an incredibly easy wish to corrupt.

i wish to have a perfectly loyal (to me) army of robotic death soldiers w/ railguns and missile launchers.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: TheNecromonicon on July 23, 2006, 04:41:33 pm
Granted, but they fall apart into a pile of junk if hit by resistance fire.

I wish I could speak every language on the planet, fluently.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: gutwrencher89 on July 23, 2006, 04:50:15 pm
granted, but you don't know who speaks what language and keep accidentally insulting people.

I wish I had a hot dog
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: TheNecromonicon on July 23, 2006, 04:53:48 pm
Granted, but it's only a 'hot' dog (specifically a cocker spaniel) because you left it in the car too long with the windows rolled up, and it attacks you visciously when you come back from shopping.

I wish for green eggs and ham.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: gutwrencher89 on July 23, 2006, 05:14:38 pm

I wish I had green eggs and ham.

Wish granted, but you get Mr. Wizard's table scraps (sorry to post so closely)

I wish I had an Alienware Aurora ALX computer for free
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: TheNecromonicon on July 23, 2006, 05:16:33 pm
Granted, but it comes in a hideous neon-pink color that blinds you every time you use it.

I wish I was a famous rock star.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Leng on July 23, 2006, 05:22:24 pm
granted, you're micheal jackson

and you're forgetting to wait for 2 people to post between when you post.

i wish necro remembers to do that!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: TheNecromonicon on July 23, 2006, 05:35:02 pm
Granted, but now you've made me create a paradox cause I still posted right now without waiting >:(

I wish I'd stop posting every second post.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Leng on July 23, 2006, 05:37:51 pm
i think ladyM should grant this one...
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: 762 on July 23, 2006, 05:52:07 pm
i think ladyM should grant this one...

Chu-chu.. BURN!

I wish that I would find a perfectly legal and safe 20 dollar bill on the ground.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: shadowlord18 on July 23, 2006, 06:11:06 pm
granted but some one all ways grabs it befor you do
i wish that i could not hve my wish corupted
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: 762 on July 23, 2006, 06:17:35 pm
Granted. Too bad your wish doesn't do anything

I wish I could migrate my XBL account over from my other xbox... :-\
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Leng on July 23, 2006, 07:36:28 pm
granted, but bill gates, enraged at your ability to do it, uses his sinister arcane majicks to trap you for all eternity in a mazelike prison dimension.

i wish it was less hot where i am.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: TheNecromonicon on July 23, 2006, 07:42:51 pm
Granted, there are now no attractive women in your area.

I wish I had minions.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: shadowlord18 on July 23, 2006, 08:28:16 pm
granted but all your minions are bumbling idoits
i wish i could spell perfectly
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Flamester_ on July 23, 2006, 08:38:25 pm
granted you cant write.

I wish that this wish that is being wished would be washed in a box full of fish.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Sub on July 23, 2006, 09:42:44 pm
Granted and in an unexplainable accident related to your wish, 3 billion people die. 

I wish I thought of a more clever way to corrupt that wish.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Shaymus22 on July 23, 2006, 09:44:13 pm
Granted and in an unexplainable accident related to your wish, 3 billion people die. 

I wish I thought of a more clever way to corrupt that wish.

Granted, but now you've caught on fire.

I wish that I could wish.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Clayface on July 24, 2006, 01:39:53 am
granted,
you made a wish . . .
it got currupted . . .
you end up getting shot in the face by an evil clone of Abraham lincoln


I wish so many new people didnt join while I wasnt posting for a while
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Shaymus22 on July 24, 2006, 06:34:37 am
Granted, the forum is now dead

I wish that sony would stop trying to be cool
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Brutus on July 24, 2006, 11:08:15 am
granted but now sony is so cool that it has beome dictator of the world

i wish everything is, was and always will be perfect to me
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Shaymus22 on July 24, 2006, 11:20:05 am
Granted, you are struck in the head with a brick out of nowhere, thus damaging your brain and causing you to believe that everything, everywhere, has always been and always will be perfect.

I wish I was an Oscar Meier Wiener.  That's what I really want to be.  You know why?  That's because if I was an Oscar Meier Wiener, everyone would be in love with me.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Brutus on July 24, 2006, 11:32:40 am
granted! you are now Oscar maye'rs weiner


(technicly i got what i wanted when you corrupted my wish)


I Wish I wish i hadn't killed that fish,
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Flamester_ on July 24, 2006, 11:58:50 am
Granted the you didn't kill the fish. It killed you.

I wish I had T3.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Brutus on July 24, 2006, 12:10:29 pm
granted but you inherited it from you family when they died in a car crash that a plane then crashed on that was then swept away by a tidal wave

i wish the a-team was back together
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Shaymus22 on July 24, 2006, 01:15:53 pm
Granted.  I now hire them to kill you.  You are now dead.

I wish that my cable modem provided by Stupidia (http://www.adelphia.net) actually gave me the 1-6 mbps that they assure that it does, instead of 700-900 kbps on a good day, and that the modem didn't periodically lose connection until it is powercycled anywhere from every 2 - 5 hours. 
I also wish that when the Retardia (http://www.adelphia.net) technician came out to "fix" (a.k.a. "replace") the modem, it merely increased the time in between powercyclings, and even that lasted only for a few days before returning to normal. 
My final part of this three-part wish is that Verizon would hurry up and finish wiring my small New Hampshire town of 8,000 people for Fiber Optic so that I could tell Moronia (http://www.adelphia.net) what has happened to their monopoly, and consequently where they can shove it.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Malt on July 24, 2006, 08:32:04 pm
Granted but it explodes(Haha, cheap way out).

I wish that my dog was a Yoshi, and my girlfriend was a model, and I had a PHD in Awesomenicity, along with a plate of tacos and a maid named Ms. Felicity, plus a new couch to sit on and a copy of Shadow of the Colossus, plus a lifetime supply of gold covered chocolate coated jumbo sized refundable minty shiny fresh new antique dollars.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Clayface on July 24, 2006, 08:34:24 pm
granted . . buuut .. . . ummm . . . your now an Italian


I wish I want so ****ing 1337
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Brutus on July 25, 2006, 04:00:10 am
granted , but your so leet that your disected to find out where the 1337ness comes from

i wish i was the next poster
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: SBD on July 25, 2006, 04:42:53 am
well youre...um...not, so...get over it.
i wish i had more holidays.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: HanianKnight on July 25, 2006, 04:51:33 am
Fine but the new holidays are Slit Your Wrists Day and Oddly Painful Sex Day.

I wish my left toe was slightly smaller
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Lambsquirter on July 25, 2006, 05:13:53 am
granted, but now you contract herpes for no aparant reason and no connection to having a big toe

i wish i could finish my digital drawing, its taking forever.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Shaymus22 on July 25, 2006, 07:32:12 am
granted, but you delete it by accident

I wish that people would stop thinking that superjumping in Halo 2 isn't cheating.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Brutus on July 25, 2006, 08:42:02 am
well youre...um...not, so...get over it.

thats not corrupting my wish!  >:(


I wish that people would stop thinking that superjumping in Halo 2 isn't cheating.

granted, now everyone thinks it is cheating but they still do it anyway

I wish the next poster was homosexual
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Shaymus22 on July 25, 2006, 09:00:12 am
granted, but only in an alternate reality.

I wish that I could meet the Bungie Studios Disembodied Soul in person
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Brutus on July 25, 2006, 09:02:40 am
granted but the first thing it does is stab you in the gut :P

i wish the poster before me was homosexual
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Shaymus22 on July 25, 2006, 09:26:18 am
granted, but only technically so because of a dating profile mixup.

I wish that the ExtraLifeRadio (http://www.myextralife.com) podcast did a show twice a week
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Brutus on July 25, 2006, 09:27:08 am
granted but you now have aids


i wish i was  teh pwnage
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Shaymus22 on July 25, 2006, 10:40:02 am
granted, you are now letters on a screen spelling out "teh pwnage".

I wish that I had a dollar for every corrupt wish.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Brutus on July 25, 2006, 10:43:07 am
granted but then america collapsed and dollars are worthless

I wish I was dead
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: gutwrencher89 on July 25, 2006, 05:38:02 pm
Granted, you finally started died, but it started the whole world living because you didn't see that the joke was on you.

I wish everyone was content with their lives.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Shaymus22 on July 25, 2006, 07:05:54 pm
Granted, everyone (else) have perfect lives, and are content to laugh at you.  You face public humiliation everywhere you go. 

I wish that my personal internet had bigger tubes
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: HanianKnight on July 25, 2006, 07:28:06 pm
fine but then a dumptruck runs you over.

I wish that  I had 18 arms
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Devoid on July 25, 2006, 09:55:25 pm
Granted, but your torso becomes so crowded that you can't move any of them.

I wish I didn't have to go to work.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Leng on July 25, 2006, 10:36:09 pm
granted



(http://ccc.1asphost.com/kindura/nuke.JPG)


i wish to be the psycho dictator of a third world country.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: shadowlord18 on July 25, 2006, 10:39:44 pm
granted for about 5 seconds after wich a band of rebels over thow you

i wish i could talk to animals
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Devoid on July 25, 2006, 10:47:48 pm
Granted, you can now talk to animals. Did I mention humans are technically animals? Enjoy your "new" powers.

I wish I didn't have to pay for anything.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Brutus on July 26, 2006, 04:22:31 am
granted, everything is now free but because everything is free people argue over who owns what and because of these arguments starting, fights then start, then wars, then everyone blames you and skins you alive then puts chili powder in your wounds and breaks a thermometer and pours the mercury in your eyes.


i wish everything was absolutely perfect to me with no bad side effects and no funny stuff happening
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: TheNecromonicon on July 26, 2006, 04:42:18 am
granted, but you still can't spell and people completely give up trying to understand what you're babbling about.

I wish I wasn't so damn brilliant and awesome, so I could just be normal and all the dumb little people would acctually like me :(
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Brutus on July 26, 2006, 04:47:40 am
granted, you're now the lamest person in the world, your so lame that everyone would rather hang around with that kid who eats worms

I wish the next poster would die
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: TheNecromonicon on July 26, 2006, 05:41:03 am
granted, because you're not the only one.

I wish for equal treatment for all monkeys.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Brutus on July 26, 2006, 06:48:26 am
granted, they are all being killed in  exactly the same (excrutiatingly painful) way

I wish The Necromonicons would all have heart attacks
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: TheNecromonicon on July 26, 2006, 07:14:58 am
granted, but because they all poop nitro-glycerine, none of them die :D

I wish to feel accepted.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Brutus on July 26, 2006, 07:47:05 am
granted, you have now been accepted into the national retard accusation :P


I wish i had a Ferrari
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Devoid on July 26, 2006, 08:27:36 am
Granted, but it's a lemon, and you passed on the warrantee.

I wish I didn't have to go to the dentist today.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Brutus on July 26, 2006, 08:36:07 am
granted, all your teeth have been removed and force fed to you :P

i wish i was a t.v star
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: TheNecromonicon on July 26, 2006, 08:37:08 am
Granted, but your first show is cancelled after one episode, with the lowest ratings ever received.

I wish there was a global separation of church and state.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Brutus on July 26, 2006, 08:47:50 am
granted, but now you have aids

i wish my wish would not get corrupted
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Devoid on July 26, 2006, 08:49:41 am
Granted, but now you've wasted your only uncorruptable wish on wishing that your useless wish isn't corrupted, meaning you don't get anything.

I wish politicians wouldn't be such crapfaces.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Brutus on July 26, 2006, 08:51:48 am
wish granted, i now rule the worl, but i turn out to be a horrible leader and hunger and disease takes the world
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: HanianKnight on July 26, 2006, 10:01:09 am
......
I wish brutus made a wish
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Brutus on July 26, 2006, 10:21:36 am
woops

i wish i owned aston martin
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Clayface on July 28, 2006, 01:19:01 am
granted, but he dies

I wish brutus was better at this game, but not as good as me, also I dont want him to bee soo good that he is the best, he just needs to be ok at it
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Brutus on July 28, 2006, 01:57:59 am
granted,  you pay all of your money to get me wish corrupting lessons :P

I Wish Clayface Knew that Aston Martin is a car company and not a person

http://www.astonmartin.com/home


Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Devoid on July 28, 2006, 08:32:09 am
Granted, but he's still a douche. (I'M KEEEEDING! :-D )

I wish I had a better computer.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Brutus on July 28, 2006, 08:34:07 am
granted, but i steal it the next day :P

I wish I was Dutch
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: HanianKnight on July 28, 2006, 09:43:22 am
granted but your dutch in the middle east where your killed for making a stupid cartoon.

I wish I thought of a better answer
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Malt on July 28, 2006, 10:09:10 am
Granted, but it's so good it comes true and you made the wisher really sad and probably dead.

I wish I had a tan.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: HanianKnight on July 28, 2006, 10:25:39 am
Granted but you get skin cancer and die(oh well)

I wish that my dog wasnt so lazy
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: lolasan on July 28, 2006, 10:28:27 am
It's now 1/100th more active.

I wish I knew what to wish for.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: HanianKnight on July 28, 2006, 11:25:53 am
Granted, but the wish is so disgustinglt horrible that you kill yourself.

I wish for 3.50(dollars)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: TheNecromonicon on July 28, 2006, 01:24:17 pm
Granted, here's three-fiddy, now go away you damn Loch Ness Monster! (50 points to who gets the reference)

I wish for a pet yoshi.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Mjavabean on July 28, 2006, 01:28:03 pm
Granted, but it licks you with it's tongue and swallows you before you can disappear into the mysterious third dimension.

I wish I could have every disease in the galaxy.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: HanianKnight on July 28, 2006, 01:58:58 pm
Granted, but I give you every cure in the universe and you......live

I wish I didnt just give him all of those cures
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Mjavabean on July 28, 2006, 02:02:57 pm
Granted, but I die and you feel guilty

I wish I had the letter 'S' in my name.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: TheNecromonicon on July 28, 2006, 02:05:50 pm
Granted, but I die and you feel guilty

I wish I had the letter 'S' in my name.

Granted, but the gang from Sesame Street won't stop calling you now.

I wish I had wings like the X-Man Archangel.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Mjavabean on July 28, 2006, 02:12:22 pm
Granted but you can't fit into my house - where I will be celebrating my all-new pimped out name (Sjavabean) - with sandwitches!

1 \/\/15|-| 1 (0(_)|_|) '|'YP3 '|'3|-| 31337
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Clayface on July 28, 2006, 02:14:46 pm
you wish you could type the elite?
well that looks pretty leet to me, well your soo leet that you speak like that and never get laid in your life.



I wish I had more food
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Mjavabean on July 28, 2006, 02:23:22 pm
Granted, you are now fat.

I wish I was 13 feet tall. And blue.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: TheNecromonicon on July 28, 2006, 02:29:53 pm
Granted, you are now The Incredible Sulk.

I wish I had a time machine.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: stuck on July 28, 2006, 02:33:00 pm
Granted. It sits in the corner and collects dust.


I wish I knew how to fly, and had the appropriate material to do so.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: shadowlord18 on July 28, 2006, 06:52:41 pm
granted but you have no idea how to put it togeter
i wish  i could find thatthing i lost
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: lolasan on July 28, 2006, 06:57:42 pm
You find my lost brain and upon reviewing its dirty contents, you shoot yourself.

I wish I didn't have to kill myself to get rid of the image in my head of a drug  and Spore peddler wearing nothing underneath the trenchcoat full of illegal copies of spore.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: TheNecromonicon on July 28, 2006, 07:01:40 pm
Granted, but you still can't type a correctly punctuated sentence.

I wish everyone on the forum would post correctly punctuated sentences.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Devoid on July 28, 2006, 07:25:38 pm
Granted, but you then lose your ability to tell who the morons are, and you begin to believe things the morons say and make a moron out of yourself.

I wish it would rain.

(Oh, and nobody pointed out Necro's South Park reference. I suppose those 50 points are mine!)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: HanianKnight on July 28, 2006, 07:56:46 pm
(everyone knew the reference, they just forgot to mention that they knew)

Granted, your home is ripped from the ground by the 30 feey of water that the rain brought.

I wish I hit the preveiw button before posting this
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: gutwrencher89 on July 28, 2006, 10:03:11 pm
Granted, you preview the post and still miss the error in the spelling of "feet"

I wish Will Wright released some new Spore info
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Kratok on July 29, 2006, 12:47:26 am
Granted, the news is that Spore is cancelled

I wish I had a magic foot to beat people with.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: TheNecromonicon on July 29, 2006, 12:50:56 am
Granted, you now have a giant foot sticking out of your forehead, and its magic power is to grant wishes to everyone but you.

I wish for some tylenol, this headache is killing me.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Brutus on July 29, 2006, 01:42:03 am
granted, your entire family have been sold into slavery to buy the company that manufacturs tylenol


I wish i was the unltimate evil
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: shadowlord18 on July 29, 2006, 08:54:28 pm
granted but then a rag tag band of 13teen year old kick our but lol

i wish that i could draw
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: TheNecromonicon on July 29, 2006, 08:59:12 pm
Granted, but your stick men rebel and stab you in the heart with your own pencil.

I wish shadowlord18 could spell.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Brutus on July 30, 2006, 06:34:03 am
granted, and he uses his new spelling abilities to eeeeer. . . .  . write a letter to a mafia don to have you killed


I wish I was god
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on July 30, 2006, 07:05:37 am
Granted, but Odin kills you.

I wish I was Odin.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: lolasan on July 30, 2006, 07:21:39 am
Granted, but one of the following happen:

1. XBox Fanboys appear and stab you until you die saying something about how... Square hates X-box or something.

Or

2. Your followers are only outlying neopagan cults that believe in pacifism.

I wish I wasn't so gullible.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: darkstar on August 01, 2006, 11:47:05 am
granted, but someone tells u that e3 is cancelled and u don't believe them and tell them ur not that gullible anymore so u buy the airline tickets and hotel room to go there anyways...


I wish i had a quantum computer that could never break and would work with every application currently available as well as those to come in the future..
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Celdur on August 01, 2006, 12:44:07 pm
granted but you lose your arms
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Clayface on August 01, 2006, 02:15:53 pm
granted . . but umm m mmm. ya


I wish Celdur made a wish
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on August 01, 2006, 02:29:30 pm
Granted, but it wasn't a very good one.

I wish I could make the best wish in the world.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Celdur on August 01, 2006, 02:35:23 pm
granted....but....you didnt...you could but didnt

i wish i didnt forget to wish
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Clayface on August 01, 2006, 09:51:37 pm
granted, you ended up wishing for somethign really crappy, and I corrupted it

I wish I had 6 fingers on my left hand
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: TheNecromonicon on August 01, 2006, 09:57:40 pm
Granted, but you still look like a stoner chick.

I wish for world peace.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: HanianKnight on August 01, 2006, 10:04:27 pm
granted, but world peace turns out much more boring and gay than you'd expect

I wish people thought I was hispanic
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: TheNecromonicon on August 01, 2006, 10:14:58 pm
Granted, you're now being thrown over the border into Mexico by vigilantes who think you're an illegal.

I wish I was royalty.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Clayface on August 01, 2006, 10:15:39 pm
granted, you and me switch places and now you look like a stonerchick

I wish I didnt look like a stoner chick
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Devoid on August 01, 2006, 10:23:20 pm
Granted, now you're ugly.

I wish I was at a LAN party right now, instead of getting ready to go to bed so I can go to work tomorrow. >_<
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on August 02, 2006, 03:38:54 am
Granted but some one pours Mountain Drew down your PC while you fixing you're hard drive.

I wish I was the richest man in the entire galaxy.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: TheNecromonicon on August 02, 2006, 03:43:37 am
Granted, but money can't buy happiness... oh wait, it can... nevermind. Umm... you die of AIDS from a prostitute you hired?

I wish someone would just shoot me... a third time... and acctually hit a vital organ or something... cause seriously... your aim these days sucks people.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Celdur on August 02, 2006, 03:46:01 am
granted they shoot you in the brain but your one of the lucky guys who survived a brain shot....like the guy in james bond but your parylized and cant move anything...and you live on to 30 years of doing nothing

i wish i had a wish to wish
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: TheNecromonicon on August 02, 2006, 03:52:18 am
granted they shoot you in the brain but your one of the lucky guys who survived a brain shot....like the guy in james bond but your parylized and cant move anything...and you live on to 30 years of doing nothing

i wish i had a wish to wish

How the HELL does surviving make me LUCKY!? Way to corrupt a perfectly good wish. Props man. You win this thread.

I wish everyone wasn't so stupid all the time.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Celdur on August 02, 2006, 03:55:01 am
granted cose my corruption was good cose lying around doing nothing is worse than dying duh

i wish necro was a bit smarter
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: TheNecromonicon on August 02, 2006, 03:57:47 am
Granted, but I was already so intellient, your IQ boost made me ascend, and now I can make all your lives a living Hell from the astral plain.

I wish to be free of the burdens I carry.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Brutus on August 02, 2006, 05:23:20 am
granted, you are now dead, because life itself is a burden,

i wish i was the best at everything in the world
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Celdur on August 02, 2006, 06:16:55 am
granted but your now also the best at ....inflating....and you grow to be a huge baloon human guy thingy and float up to the sky...

i wish my ds had 3 screens
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: gutwrencher89 on August 02, 2006, 07:16:35 am
Granted (its called a TS though), but your eyes cannot concentrate on all 3 screens at the same time and you go insane.

I wish peaches were always in season.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: lolasan on August 02, 2006, 07:24:53 am
Granted, but shortly after this occurs, a disease affecting Peach Trees (Every kind) kills most of the peach trees and the prices soar much higher.

I wish I could come up with wishes before I come up with a corruption. Therefore, when I come up with a really good corruption, I can therefore make a half-decent wish TO be corrupted, instead of my half-assed wishes that people can't corrupt correctly.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: darkstar on August 03, 2006, 07:42:17 am
granted, but now u can't figure out how to corrupt other people's wishes


I wish i had something to wish for...
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: gutwrencher89 on August 03, 2006, 07:51:10 am
Granted, you just wished that you were the opposite sex.

I wish new video games cost 5 dollars
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: darkstar on August 03, 2006, 07:52:22 am
granted, but there are no new video games anymore

I wish ducktape really was the universal solution to everything.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Celdur on August 03, 2006, 09:27:14 am
granted now evrything is sticky

i wish it wasnt so sticky anymore....the world and al
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: darkstar on August 04, 2006, 12:48:59 pm
granted, but now glue, tape, and other adhesives no longer work (as they aren't sticky)

I wish adhesives had another use now... o and that i knew the correct spelling of adhesives....
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Brutus on August 05, 2006, 09:01:45 am
granted, they are now used as sauce for you pasta and you die of poisoning,

i wish Stalin were here
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: darkstar on August 05, 2006, 04:07:43 pm
granted, he just ordered soldiers to kill your family


I wish electricity was replaced by everlasting non-harmful magical power.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on August 06, 2006, 03:00:21 am
Granted, buts it side product is pixes and trash talking ghomes.

I wish I had the best laptop in the world.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Brutus on August 06, 2006, 06:05:59 am
granted, i have now stolen  the best laptop in the world and gave it to you, the police are on their way

i wish i was eally rich, but not famous.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Celdur on August 06, 2006, 01:24:51 pm
granted now your eally rich and since eally is no word i think its a coin so you get ALOT of eally`s...wich are worth nothin

i wish i found my splinter cell ct CD back...
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: darkstar on August 07, 2006, 10:17:03 am
granted, u find the cd but u found it in the middle of the atlantic ocean and it no longer works.

I wish i had a working time machine that could never break or be lost or stolen and could go backwards and forwards in time.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Darth Grievi on August 07, 2006, 11:19:28 am
Wish Granted: you go back in time and accidentally erase yourself by killing your Great-great-great grandfather.

I wish for peace on Earth
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: darkstar on August 07, 2006, 12:31:20 pm
granted, the earth is now devoid of all life

I wish i knew how i'm posting if the earth is devoid of all life..
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on August 07, 2006, 02:28:32 pm
Granted, the answer isn't vey good though.

I wish I was richest man on earth, but would still be happy and be able to do normal stuff.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: HanianKnight on August 08, 2006, 04:55:23 am
granted, you are shot by jealous neighbors while doing "normal stuff"

I wish I didnt have to babysit
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: gutwrencher89 on August 08, 2006, 10:19:43 am
Granted, you don't have to babysit, but by choosing not to you leave a child unattended at home.  He sticks a fork in a toaster and dies, leaving you with the guilty conscience which drives you to suicide.

I wish I had powers like Superman
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Celdur on August 08, 2006, 11:48:09 am
granted but u also get his weaknes and ur surounded by kryponite (or however u type that)

i wish.....
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on August 08, 2006, 02:55:33 pm
Granted but the world implodes.

I wish I wish I didn't kill that fish.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: darkstar on August 09, 2006, 08:13:48 am
granted, but the fish evolves into a race of intelligent man eating animals that conquers the whole of the earth

I wish gasoline cost under $2
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Beastmaker88 on August 09, 2006, 08:15:40 am
*wish granted but it makes your car explode*


i wish i had super powers
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: lolasan on August 09, 2006, 08:19:00 am
Granted, but the only power you have is to make your head explode... with no hope of regeneration.

I wish I had the ability to find someone of legal age attractive.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: darkstar on August 09, 2006, 08:35:07 am
granted, they are a serial killer in a high security prison

I wish I could play super smash bros online
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Beastmaker88 on August 09, 2006, 08:37:51 am
*wish granted but you always loose*

i wish i could run at over 5000 mph
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: gutwrencher89 on August 09, 2006, 10:39:09 am
Granted, but you slow down at the same rate you do now.  And you can't see a thing while running that fast and run into an elephant or something.

I wish the creature editor for spore would come out in August (dont ask why i said August)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Flamester_ on August 09, 2006, 10:46:25 am
Granted i comes out in augest OF 30000 AD.

I wish I had a bowl of  infenint ramen.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Celdur on August 09, 2006, 03:36:49 pm
graned now ur flooded by ramen whatever that is

i wish i knew what ramen is
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Beastmaker88 on August 10, 2006, 12:18:45 am
wish granted(its noodle soup)but it picks you up and throws yo into the wall killing you :P


i wish i was a t-reex but with longer arms
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Celdur on August 10, 2006, 04:12:49 am
granted now ur a ''t-reex'' whit so long arms that you cant move

i wish  :o
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: shadowlord18 on August 10, 2006, 08:18:44 pm
it would be granted but since i can't under stand what you mean you get nothing

i wish every one would stop makeing wishes like the person above
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Beastmaker88 on August 10, 2006, 08:20:33 pm
granted but their all written in korean :P



i wish i was ruler of the world
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Darth Grievi on August 10, 2006, 08:28:01 pm
Wish granted, you are the world's only measuring stick.

I wish someone would post in my thread
http://www.gamingsteve.com/blab/index.php?topic=6102.0
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Beastmaker88 on August 10, 2006, 08:29:38 pm
granted but they post that they hate it


i wish i had a peice of chicken
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Darth Grievi on August 10, 2006, 08:50:47 pm
Granted, you get a chicken eyeball.

I wish I could draw my own creatures.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Beastmaker88 on August 10, 2006, 09:34:02 pm
granted they will suck

i wish i lived in the starwars universe
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Darth Grievi on August 10, 2006, 09:38:40 pm
Wish Granted, Grievous chops you up ;D

I wish my I could get Spore next Christmas without my Dad getting ticked off.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Celdur on August 11, 2006, 02:01:00 am
granted but will died before spore was done and a monkey took over the project and its the worst game ever

i wish i had a rubber ball as big as my head that wasnt mounted on my body anywhere wasnt explosive or any other danger to me or other people and....and....nothing bad would happen to it or me
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: shadowlord18 on August 11, 2006, 02:52:30 am
granted but you turn in to the opposite sex
i wish there was some thing better on tv
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on August 11, 2006, 04:20:21 am
Granted, but every thing on the internet becomes crappy.

I wish I could manipulate matter and time as I please.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Celdur on August 11, 2006, 04:33:45 am
granted but only by a 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 second or mm
Title: http://www.gamingsteve.com/blab/index.php?topic=6239.msg204350#msg204350
Post by: GCool on August 11, 2006, 12:02:32 pm
Granted, but you get nothing from it.

I wish I had a mutated dolphin that could live without water and had robotic legs
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: lolasan on August 11, 2006, 12:15:31 pm
You get a robot naucean that finds a way around the three rules and kills you.

I wish school would start already.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Flamester_ on August 11, 2006, 01:16:37 pm
Granted but it only lasts for 1 second a year.

I wish Spore was cannceled .
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Celdur on August 11, 2006, 01:36:23 pm
granted now evry1 is mad at you and then will finds out a revive device and evry1 kills you again and again
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Darth Grievi on August 11, 2006, 01:50:43 pm
Wish Granted, you get absolutly nothing ;D

I wish my sister's broken arm would heal quicker so she'd stop whining.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: lolasan on August 11, 2006, 03:07:05 pm
Granted, but then she falls in love with a sadist who beats her on every date. He often breaks her arms, finding joy in her quick restoration ability.

I wish summer vacation was shorter, but long enough to do the usual things (Like allow college students time for registration/get to know roommates/actually apply if they're procrastinators/allow other students a chance to read books)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: TotalSandwich on August 14, 2006, 09:41:27 am
Granted, but you are out of school now so it means absolutley nothing.

I wish that I had absolutley no obligations to anything.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on August 14, 2006, 10:20:54 am
Granted, you become a hermit and nothing good ever happens for you.

I wish I could eat as many chips as I want, with out putting on any weight.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: gutwrencher89 on August 14, 2006, 12:59:57 pm
Granted, you eat as many chips as you want and you don't gain any weight, but the high salt and fat in the chips causes you to suffer a major heart attack.  You die.

I wish the conspiracy going around was true.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: mike6426 on August 14, 2006, 08:48:52 pm
Granted, but most of the parts were left out to speed up production
I wish more spore information would come out.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: gec05 on August 14, 2006, 09:20:16 pm
I wish you wouldn't have rushed to post a reply and FORGET TO MAKE A WISH!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on August 15, 2006, 03:55:19 am
Granted, but he wishes that you live a happy long life, but since we are corrupting wishes, you live to be 32 following years of flying squirrels.

I wish I was the richest man in the world.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Celdur on August 15, 2006, 04:01:52 am
granted now you are bill gates

i wish i had no bones
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: darkstar on August 15, 2006, 06:49:39 am
granted, you collapse in on yourself and die painfully.

I wish i had a working copy of the completed game of spore that i could use right now.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Flamester_ on August 15, 2006, 08:11:36 am
Granted but you snap it in half.

I wish B!!!!!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Khornel on August 15, 2006, 09:51:25 am
Granted, but every word in the dictionary is now without B's

I wish i could eat houses in one bite...
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Celdur on August 15, 2006, 09:58:47 am
granted but now your head is to heavy

i wish i had a lucky charm
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Khornel on August 15, 2006, 10:07:40 am
Granted, but black cats keeps your bad luck and luck equal.

I wish superstition didn't exist
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: darkstar on August 15, 2006, 10:51:07 am
granted, they have evolved into ultrastitions making them 10 times worse and real.

I wish a CD could hold an unlimited amount of data
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Khornel on August 15, 2006, 10:55:06 am
granted, unfortunately no device has the power to read them OR they are of so unstable material they break if ANYTHING touches 'em

I wish my music will make me famous
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Celdur on August 15, 2006, 11:49:19 am
granted you became famous as the guy who killed music

i wish i had a wii
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Dragon_Reborn on August 15, 2006, 02:19:54 pm
Granted, you actually killed the Wii by saying it was cool

I wish I didn't have anything i wanted.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Khornel on August 15, 2006, 02:24:56 pm
you became famous as the guy who killed music
Lol, thx for the support b*tch, ;) just kiddin', check my music tho ;D

Granted, dude, your family is dead, I assume...

I wish I had a perfect american accent
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on August 15, 2006, 02:27:01 pm
Granted... then you realise an american accent brings mostly derision and you should have tried for an English or possibly New Zealand accent
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Gunner on August 15, 2006, 02:28:14 pm
I wish for nothing.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Khornel on August 15, 2006, 02:30:42 pm
Granted, due to failure in understanding, you seize to exist

I wish poop was green with purple spots
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: darkstar on August 16, 2006, 08:16:40 am
granted, but the color is caused by a radioactive molecule that kills everyone within a 30ft radius.

I wish i had heat vision.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: TotalSandwich on August 16, 2006, 09:03:49 am
Granted, but your face burts into uncontrollable flames whenever you blink.
I wish that I wasnt allergic to kittns.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on August 16, 2006, 09:07:39 am
Granted, they kill and eat you.

I wish I was the Man!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: TotalSandwich on August 16, 2006, 09:09:07 am
Granted, but you get so much IT stuck to you that you suffocate and die.

I wish that the earth wasn't bannana shaped.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Kishmond on August 16, 2006, 10:26:47 am
Granted, but now the Earth is flat and UPSIDE DOWN at the same time. So everyone falls into space.

I wish for fish.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: TotalSandwich on August 16, 2006, 11:18:36 am
BUT FOR SOME REASON YOU DONT REALLY GET ANY!

I wish for world peace
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Gunner on August 16, 2006, 11:33:20 am
That can't exist so the Universe Implodes!  :o
I wish for a wish.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on August 16, 2006, 12:08:50 pm
Granted, but you waste it, and by extension, your life. Loser.


I wish for a pie of some sort
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on August 16, 2006, 12:17:07 pm
Granted, it is raw meat pie!

I wish I had the biggest cookie in the world.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Celdur on August 16, 2006, 12:26:00 pm
granted it falls on your head and kills you

i wish i had another piece of paper
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on August 16, 2006, 01:15:24 pm
Granted, but you get a paper cut that really smarts and you cry.

I wish I was impervious to bullets
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Brutus on August 16, 2006, 01:33:26 pm
granted, people now stone you to death because they perceive you power as a threat.

i wish England would maintain its score against greece, (they are thrashing them at the moment, 4 - 0)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: SmileyMan on August 16, 2006, 01:39:20 pm
Granted, but England will lose the next 55 matches.

I wish I could turn invinsible!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: shadowlord18 on August 16, 2006, 05:49:27 pm
granted but you can't turn visble again
i wish i did not have allergys
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Gunner on August 16, 2006, 07:39:41 pm
Wish granted but you have lost your eyes, ears, nose, mouth, and skin.
I wish All our wishes wouldn't corrupt.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Kishmond on August 16, 2006, 08:09:36 pm
Granted but...  you... it... doesn't happen.

I wish I knew why people have been moving this along for 162 pages  :-\
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Gunner on August 17, 2006, 08:13:28 am
Wish granted but that also needs the knowledge of Life, The Universe, and Everything! So your skull implodes from lack of space!

I wish I had a genie smilies for my posts.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on August 17, 2006, 09:26:50 am
Granted, but it smiles to much! AND YOU'RE HEAD EXPLODES!

I wish I could go to my school in to seconds, and get back in three.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Kishmond on August 17, 2006, 09:45:26 am
Granted, but no matter how fast you get to school your grammar stays as bad as it is!

I wish for teletype.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Gunner on August 17, 2006, 09:46:49 am
Your wish is granted and you are sent back to the invention of the typewriter where you are eaten by cigar smoking monkeys!

I wish.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: shadowlord18 on August 17, 2006, 03:49:02 pm
oh hell no
i wish i did not know what he wished for
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Star Wars Man on August 17, 2006, 04:37:41 pm
Um.....granted?

I wish Star Wars was real life.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: gutwrencher89 on August 17, 2006, 05:35:04 pm
Granted, but it's in a galaxy far, far away.

I wish I was a jedi master
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fallen Angel on August 18, 2006, 01:53:34 am
Granted, but it's in a galaxy far, far away.

I wish I was a jedi master

You are known as ChrisEcho, nobody can understand you and your Ithorian and horny. And live in Earth. Time until the CIA arrests you and takes you in for questioning and analysis: 24 seconds.



I wish I was a lesbian woman, attractive (At least a 10), with 50 years of life and will look twenty for my entire life starting now.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Celdur on August 18, 2006, 02:48:05 am
granted u get hit b a truck
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Star Wars Man on August 18, 2006, 07:27:34 am
Ummm...wish?

I wish Star Wars wa real life (and not in a galaxy far, far away.)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on August 18, 2006, 10:20:35 am
Granted, but you are captured and sold as a love slave for the Hutt's.

I wish I was the Hutt, over all the Hutt's.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: bwl2 on August 18, 2006, 11:04:14 am
Granted, but the hutts are now 2 foot tall snacks for the rancor


I wish there wont be anymore star wars wishes
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Celdur on August 18, 2006, 11:30:09 am
granted because ALL of them will be granted and you will be killed by Vader

i wish i had unlimited wishes
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on August 18, 2006, 11:39:04 am
granted, but you have to make them all at once

I wish I was less bored
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Rhodix on August 18, 2006, 12:18:53 pm
Granted, but you will sleep forever.

I wish to be an immortal alien.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Gunner on August 18, 2006, 01:32:13 pm
Your wish is granted and you are turned into an alien rock!

I wish no-one else wished
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on August 18, 2006, 01:33:43 pm
Granted, but we do it any way.

I wish I had an army of evil Ninjas that would do my bidding.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: shadowlord18 on August 18, 2006, 07:55:34 pm
wish granted but amy of good pirates kill them all

i wish i knew why everone always wondeing who win between ninjas and pirates
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: gutwrencher89 on August 18, 2006, 08:00:29 pm
granted, but the reason grosses you out for some reason

I wish video games had the same attention to them as movies
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: TotalSandwich on August 18, 2006, 08:10:47 pm
Granted, but all of the movies get the attention that video games used to get and you geet no attention at all
I wish that my wish would stay uncoruppted
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: shadowlord18 on August 18, 2006, 10:13:09 pm
wish granteed but since you did not wish for anythin thats all you get
I wish my computer workrd better
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: TotalSandwich on August 20, 2006, 02:40:42 pm
wish granted, now its you that crashes all of the time

I wish that I would never lose pens when i didnt want to.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: lolasan on August 20, 2006, 07:48:25 pm
Granted, but then you are given a bunch of Tacky Pens that you are unable to lose no matter how hard you try.

I wish school started for me tomorrow.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: TotalSandwich on August 20, 2006, 08:24:52 pm
Granted... School of being tortured!

I wish that i was a ghost
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: gutwrencher89 on August 20, 2006, 09:29:09 pm
Granted, you die a painful death involving a steamroller.  You become a ghost, but you cannot interact with the real world.  Have fun.

I Wish Star Wars Episodes I, II, and III were as good as the originals.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: shadowlord18 on August 20, 2006, 09:35:03 pm
now the orignals are craqp too

i wish my coputer was not so slow
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Rhodix on August 21, 2006, 05:02:11 am
Granted, but now you can't use it.

I wish go to the Europe.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: lolasan on August 21, 2006, 06:35:45 am
Granted, you have now become the CEO of a company involving quantum computers and time travel and they mutiny and put you into Europe during the most contagious period of the Black Plague.

I wish I thought of that before Crichton did, and had proper documentation of such, so I could sue him and get a portion of the royalties for every Timeline copy sold.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on August 21, 2006, 07:21:03 am
Granted, but you screwed up history, and we are all French now. Thanks alot.

I wish I could control the very fabric of the universe itself.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: The Rut Nut on August 21, 2006, 07:25:59 am
Granted, but you stain the fabric. Great job.

I wish the roleplays on here were more advanced.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: lolasan on August 21, 2006, 08:01:27 am
They are now too advanced for you to participate in without looking like a godmoding n00b.

I wish Hydro would work more on the Nauceans... or possibly work on a new sapient spore creature.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Gunner on August 21, 2006, 08:05:48 am
Your wish is granted, but instead of typing it he puts it in a 9,000,000,000 dollar book!


I wish I had a pet rock.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Flamester_ on August 21, 2006, 12:56:35 pm
Granted It pees on your carpet so your mom throws it out now you don't have a oet rock adn you have to clean the carpet.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Gunner on August 21, 2006, 01:02:08 pm
Ok.......
I wish that my pet rock ate human flesh!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: gec05 on August 21, 2006, 01:06:41 pm
Granted, it eats you.

I wish I could use the internet right now. :(
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: lolasan on August 21, 2006, 01:07:26 pm
Granted. You are but it stops a few minutes later.

I wish a bug-free non-bootleg affordable version of spore would come out soon, and it would work great with my computer specs.

(Off topic: Isn't it amazing how hard I try to make it for people to not corrupt my wish.)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Gunner on August 21, 2006, 01:08:31 pm
Abra-cadabra You get a working copy of spore but right before you insert the disk you are gunned down by gangsters.

I wish he didn't do that.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: gec05 on August 21, 2006, 01:13:19 pm
Granted, he ceased his actions of saving your life as you hang off a tree branch that is about to break over a 1000 ft cliff.

I'd like to get off now Mr. Rollercoaster Operator.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Gunner on August 21, 2006, 04:39:49 pm
He  says,"To BAD!"

I wish I didn't die.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: lolasan on August 21, 2006, 04:55:52 pm
Granted, but we're back to me dying by the gangster shooting me before I get to play Spore.

I wish he killed neither me nor Gunner.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Gunner on August 21, 2006, 04:56:41 pm
Wish granted! ;D
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: shadowlord18 on August 21, 2006, 05:03:30 pm
oi you did not wish
 i wish i wish i was a fish
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: lolasan on August 21, 2006, 05:13:24 pm
...

I see no reason to corrupt this further.

I wish I hadn't eaten that calimari.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: shadowlord18 on August 21, 2006, 11:11:07 pm
grated but you still feel sick
i wish more people would check out ny cretures
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: gec05 on August 21, 2006, 11:20:15 pm
Granted, but everyone's eyes are gouged out.

I wish cookies gave Santa diareah.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Celdur on August 22, 2006, 01:18:19 am
granted now your toilet is covered whit....you know what
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: shadowlord18 on August 23, 2006, 03:49:30 am
oi you made no wish
i wish people would continue to make a wish.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on August 23, 2006, 03:54:58 am
Granted, but they suck and the whole experience is deeply unfulfilling


I wish I could shrink people's shoes a la Randall and Hopkirk (deceased)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Gunner on August 23, 2006, 07:19:50 am
Granted but when you next wear your shoes they compress and crush your feet.

I wish he didn't do that....
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on August 23, 2006, 07:37:16 am
Granted, oh wait he just did.

I wish I had a cool drink.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: lolasan on August 23, 2006, 07:41:00 am
Congratulations, you just drank Napalm.

I wish Gunner's wish wasn't always "I wish he/she/it/I didn't do that"
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Gunner on August 23, 2006, 07:51:25 am
Ok but then the universe stops because you destroyed Natural Order!

I wish.......
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Star Wars Man on August 23, 2006, 09:22:14 am
Wish granted, instead of losing them they explode in a fireball whenever you need them.

I wish I had Spore right now.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Sub on August 23, 2006, 10:05:22 am
Wish granted, but it's not completed.

I wish I had a drink
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Great Distance on August 23, 2006, 10:37:00 am
Granted, but it's actually a gate to an alternate universe and now dinosaurs are rumbling in your stomach. :P

I wish I would stop playing forum games.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Star Wars Man on August 23, 2006, 10:41:33 am
WISH DENIED!!!!   ;)

I not only wish my wish was not corrupted: I wish I had a completed copy of Spore.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: gec05 on August 23, 2006, 10:46:57 am
Granted, but your computer sucks and can't play it.

I wish people would stop trying to avoid their wishes from being corrupted. It's the rules of the game, it's been tried and done before and makes the whole game... unfun.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: lolasan on August 23, 2006, 10:48:44 am
Granted, but then the only thing people wish is "I wish I wish I was a fish" or other ones that were so easily corruptible, people run out of witty things so say to corrupt them.

I wish Necro would not have gone turtle in the one section I rarely visit. He was funny.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Great Distance on August 23, 2006, 10:52:18 am
Granted, but you're hit by a car when you go get your copy.

Granted, but now the world has turned upside-down and everything has become boring.

Granted, but now you've gone turtle.

I wish I was faster at posting.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: gec05 on August 23, 2006, 11:01:46 am
Granted, you spam beyond human limits, exceed Krakow Sam's post count, and he assasinates you to restore order to the forum.

I wish I had a talking pastrami sandwich.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on August 23, 2006, 11:17:03 am
Granted, it keeps talking smack.

I wish I had the best in the world.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on August 23, 2006, 11:22:33 am
Granted, you have the best disfiguring sexually transmitted disease related pustule in the world. Enjoy.

I wish something vaguely bad would happen to my enemy, like an onion falling on his head.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: lolasan on August 23, 2006, 01:45:32 pm
Granted, he gets flamed, but you get caught in the flame attack and die of 3rd-degree burns.

I wish Gaming Steve would hurry up with picking the Mods (You can't say "But you aren't one" because I don't care either way on that)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Gunner on August 23, 2006, 04:40:00 pm
But you ARE one! :o

I wish I wished that....
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: lolasan on August 23, 2006, 05:02:52 pm
Congratulations, but you didn't become a mod.

I wish school would start already
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: shadowlord18 on August 23, 2006, 05:10:33 pm
you wish for what?? granted i supposes but now i know that you live in southen hemasper
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: lolasan on August 23, 2006, 05:14:29 pm
Nope, I live in the good ol' US of A.

Or was that your corruption?

Well I grant your wish of nothing...

I wish that I could make a cool avatar instead of taking one from an avatar website
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Rhodix on August 24, 2006, 04:51:01 am
Granted, but you can't change it.

I wish to be a child.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Celdur on August 24, 2006, 05:10:15 am
granted but your new parents suck
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: shadowlord18 on August 24, 2006, 05:26:16 am
io no wish
i wish poeple would stop not making wishes
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Rhodix on August 24, 2006, 05:34:01 am
Granted, but the wishes will be uncorrupted.

I wish to meet the person that will corrupt my wish.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Celdur on August 24, 2006, 07:50:08 am
granted but he kills you

i wish i wasn't so stupid to forget to wish all the time
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Rhodix on August 24, 2006, 08:00:33 am
Granted, but now you only can wish the same thing.

I wish to have the power to transform what I touch in glass (this excludes me and my friends).
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: The Rut Nut on August 24, 2006, 04:41:17 pm
Granted, but you turn the president into glass and are shot up.

I wish my grandparents would go away.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: robbway on August 25, 2006, 09:14:46 am
Granted!  Your grandparents take a vacation, but during that time you have to go to Clown Camp to learn to be the best Slippy-Boo you can be.  Then the grandparents return from their vacation, bake cookies, and eat them all in front of you.  BTW, they were your favorite cookies. >:(

I "wish" I could be less sarcastic.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on August 25, 2006, 10:12:41 am
Heh, wish granted. Youre like, so much less sarcastic. <sneer>

I wish i had a pet time-machine

Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: stuck on August 26, 2006, 11:52:50 am
Granted. However, after neutering it, you realize that it doesn't work.

I wish I was aethiest.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: lolasan on August 26, 2006, 03:27:17 pm
You die immediately and your body decomposes with no afterlife.

I wish my dorm's airconditioning would work.

(One of my suitemates was smart and brought a fan, but it's not in my bedroom)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Celdur on August 26, 2006, 03:42:49 pm
graned but u freeze to death

i wish that i wished to wish a wish to wish a wish
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Rhodix on August 26, 2006, 06:40:51 pm
Granted, but it's your last wish.

I wish to live without needing food, water and air.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: darkstar on August 27, 2006, 08:20:29 am
granted, you live for 3 days in constant pain.

I wish i had a glass of water.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Gunner on August 27, 2006, 08:22:19 am
Granted but it is toxic water killing you instantly.

I wish I had a pet tree.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sporeisgood on August 27, 2006, 08:34:28 am
granted but it causes too much much air to be made thickening the atmosphere to the point that we all implode

i wish that made any sense
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on August 27, 2006, 10:24:00 am
Granted, you destroyed sense.

I wish I was the king.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Great Distance on August 27, 2006, 10:31:24 am
Granted, but now you need a queen. :P

I wish I could sing.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sporeisgood on August 27, 2006, 10:40:34 am
granted but now whoever hears your song dies when the song ends so you must sing forever into eternity.

i wish spore would come out before christmas
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Celdur on August 27, 2006, 10:52:04 am
granted now they rushed the game and its really buggy and it sucks

i wish i had no life
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sporeisgood on August 27, 2006, 11:00:25 am
granted but now you are dead and wont get to play *insert favourite unrelease game here* when it comes out

i wish i had the most uncorruptable wish of all time so i could post it here so you  would have to start another thread
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: unlamp on August 27, 2006, 05:13:26 pm
your wish is granted but a criminal currupts your wish by gettin you high on weed




i wish i had a yellow sponge
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: gutwrencher89 on August 27, 2006, 08:20:06 pm
Granted, but its one of those old ones that smells really bad from months of use.

I wish I didn't have to go back to school
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: SBD on August 27, 2006, 09:35:47 pm
granted, but you have to go to jail.
hold on to that soap...

i wish i could sleep right now.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: shadowlord18 on August 27, 2006, 10:11:11 pm
grantedbut you wake up hung over
I wish I could rp better
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: p-luke on August 28, 2006, 02:06:09 am
granted, but you feel too good to rp with anyone else.

I wish I could speak with animals.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: unlamp on August 28, 2006, 03:45:57 am
granted but you turni into one aswell







i wish i was rich
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: p-luke on August 28, 2006, 03:47:20 am
granted, but it all gets stolen by a trained monkey.

I wish I had a trained monkey.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: unlamp on August 28, 2006, 03:53:45 am
granted but the monkey is trained to kill you




i wish something rhyemed with orange
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sporeisgood on August 28, 2006, 04:42:44 am
granted, but now its your name... FLORANGE

i wish my computer would download weird al songs faster.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: shadowlord18 on August 28, 2006, 05:43:23 am
grated but it all so delets it as it downloads
i wish i under stood what was going on more of the time
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sporeisgood on August 28, 2006, 07:00:11 am
granted but you go insane from all the understanding

i wish i lived closer to a mall
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Naronto on August 28, 2006, 07:02:37 am
Granted but no credit cards.

I wish I could play WoW and browse forums
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: gutwrencher89 on August 28, 2006, 08:46:27 am
Granted, you have no life.

I wish I could upgrade my computer without opening it up.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on August 28, 2006, 08:53:17 am
Granted, it explodes because none of the wires are connected correctly.

I wish I had everything.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Naronto on August 28, 2006, 08:55:41 am
Granted but you get twice of the bad stuff in the world

I wish I  had an ice tea
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sporeisgood on August 28, 2006, 08:58:05 am
granted but it freezes your tongue and you accidently shatter it.

i wish newfoundland was its own seperate country again.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: gutwrencher89 on August 28, 2006, 10:33:15 am
Granted, but due to hostile diplomacy they start a war with Canada and the US and are crushed.

I wish I had the power of telekenesis.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sporeisgood on August 28, 2006, 01:36:33 pm
granted but you keep hearing a bunch of insane peoples thought causing you to go insane

i wish newfound land could be seperate from labrador.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Naronto on August 28, 2006, 03:15:20 pm
Granted however it's forced to change it's name to relativly old land

I wish glasses were cleaner
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: gutwrencher89 on August 28, 2006, 05:22:43 pm
sorry to say sporeisgood, but i think you're thinking of telepathy.  I'm sure you would've had a reasonable corruption, but meh.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Gungnir on August 28, 2006, 05:30:41 pm
Granted however it's forced to change it's name to relativly old land

I wish glasses were cleaner

Granted but now the lenses don't work.

I wish DRM was nonexistant.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Gunner on August 29, 2006, 08:43:46 am
Sadly your wish is mistaken and you are non-exsistant!


I wish Gungir was a fish!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: unlamp on August 29, 2006, 08:48:32 am
granted but your his fishy wife



i wish i had a wish
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Gunner on August 29, 2006, 08:49:37 am
You are devoured by a giant Willosaur!

I wish I didn't wish that wish earlier...
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sporeisgood on August 29, 2006, 08:53:00 am
granted but than your wish becomes one that is WORSE

i wish my name was florange (corrupt that)  :)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: unlamp on August 29, 2006, 09:08:01 am
granted but you have an orange glued to your head


i wish i had an elastic band ball
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Gunner on August 29, 2006, 09:09:57 am
Granted but the Elastic snaps ripping your fingers out!


I wish I had a copy of Spore.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: robbway on August 29, 2006, 09:38:03 am
Granted, except you get exactly what they have ready: a program that won't run because it is still in development.

I wish that this wish will not be granted.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Naronto on August 29, 2006, 10:36:44 am
Granted if you meant by not be granted for it to be granted

I wish it rained donuts
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: unlamp on August 29, 2006, 10:48:47 am
granted but the were soggy from the clouds


i wish i was stupi(ha the opisite of that is smart  ;) )
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: robbway on August 29, 2006, 11:20:55 am
Granted, but you're left with limited career paths:  hyper-opinionated political radio talk show host or logo designer for chain stores.  (to explain logo designer, former wishers had lucrative careers with Toys backwards-R Us, Linens 'n' Things, and Taste-E-Freeze.

I wish for world peace!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Krakow Sam on August 29, 2006, 11:24:30 am
Granted but you have to watch the Simpsons Treehouse of Horror II part 2 endlessly.


I wish i had a big black car that could talk and stuff and junk.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sporeisgood on August 29, 2006, 11:28:54 am
granted but it refuses to drive faster than 5 kmph and it always tells you about yesterdays soap operas and never shuts up.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sporeisgood on August 29, 2006, 12:14:37 pm
(1.my bad 2. im a dude)
i wish for a bag of unsalted peanuts
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: gutwrencher89 on August 29, 2006, 07:32:04 pm
Granted, but they're the kind peanuts you have to shell yourself.  And the whole bag is filled with those odd ones that you can't seem to get open with your fingers.

I wish I could run a mile in under 4 minutes.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: shadowlord18 on August 29, 2006, 07:43:28 pm
granted but it takes you an hour to run futher than that
i wish i could find all the 12 keys
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: gutwrencher89 on August 29, 2006, 07:51:12 pm
(I'd actually not mind not being able to run fast longer than a mile.  If I could run faster than 4 minutes a mile, I'd be going to college for free  :D )
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: SBD on September 01, 2006, 04:35:40 am
granted, but by the time you do they've already been found by other people and you become the laughing stock of the entire forum.
i wish i had broadband.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Rhodix on September 01, 2006, 04:44:17 am
Granted, but now all the communication services will be affected by the solar interference and don't will work more.

I wish learn music.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Darth Grievi on September 01, 2006, 11:26:20 am
wish granted, you learned music, I never said it was good music though....


I wish I could take another cartooning class.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on September 02, 2006, 03:31:40 am
Granted, you end up drawning hential the rest of you're life.

I wish my ear was better.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Naronto on September 02, 2006, 01:20:45 pm
Granted, however now you hear everybabys cry in the entire world
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Great Distance on September 02, 2006, 02:13:47 pm
Granted, but nothing happens. :P

I wish nothing would happen.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Naronto on September 02, 2006, 03:44:01 pm
Granted, nothing happens, nothing including breathing you corpse you.

I wish it was two hours earlier
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Celdur on September 02, 2006, 03:48:02 pm
granted but only your top half of your body teleports back in time so you die

i wish i had a coin
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: thegreatloofa on September 03, 2006, 02:50:23 am
Granted, but it is a French Franc so you can't spend it.

I wish I had a toilet made of pure gold.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Gunner on September 03, 2006, 08:30:41 am
I don't wanna get into that......

I wish he would change his avatar!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: gutwrencher89 on September 03, 2006, 08:48:14 am
Granted, but the genie doesn't know whose avatar you're talking about and his head explodes in confusion.  No more wishes for you  :)

I wish I was a tribe in Spore.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Celdur on September 03, 2006, 08:58:21 am
granted but a UFO blows up your planet

i wish i was that ufo
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: 7 who ate 9 on September 03, 2006, 09:47:54 am
Granted, but you get replaced years later and replaced by a better, shinier, UFO.

I wish more people would play the "What super powers do you posses?" rp. It is easy to join, but no one is....
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on September 03, 2006, 09:50:13 am
Granted, but I kill you because I worked on this post for five minutes, and then you post.

I wish I had a million bombs so I could hold the world hostage and get every thing I want I had a grilled sandwich.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: 7 who ate 9 on September 03, 2006, 09:56:28 am
Granted, but every one hates you because you don't share it.

I wish there were 2 of me.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: 7 who ate 9 on September 03, 2006, 09:57:19 am
Granted, but we are exactly alike so there is no point, pluss we double posted!

I wish there was only one of me.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: gutwrencher89 on September 03, 2006, 10:41:08 am
Granted, now you're half as cool as when there were two of you.

I wish food was free
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: SpecialBrownies on September 03, 2006, 10:45:32 am
Granted! But you can only eat wild plants that you find outside.

I wish that pillow over there would come alive and play with me.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Great Distance on September 03, 2006, 10:52:49 am
Granted, but now it jumps onto your face and chokes you.

I wish I could get off this computer.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: gutwrencher89 on September 03, 2006, 10:56:27 am
Granted. your monitor explodes, sending shards of glass into your face which injure you badly.  You are sent to the hospital and must remain there for a month with no TV or computer, since your eyes are so badly burned from the explosion.

I wish I lived on the Planet of the Apes
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on September 03, 2006, 12:08:22 pm
Granted, you maniacs, you blew it up. Damn you, damn you all to hell!

I wish chips didn't make you fat, but still tasted good.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Darth Grievi on September 03, 2006, 12:32:04 pm
Wish granted, but they now cost $2,000 per chip.


I wish my Fan club membership wouldn't expire.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: HanianKnight on September 07, 2006, 01:50:59 pm
granted, you can stay in NAMBLA as long as you want.

I wish that I was smarter
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Rhodix on September 07, 2006, 01:52:52 pm
Granted, but now the wind can carry you out.

I wish to be fat.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Darth Grievi on September 07, 2006, 03:22:55 pm
Wish granted, but now you can't even get through your garage door.



I wish my Dad would stop yelling at me all the time.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: shadowlord18 on September 07, 2006, 03:33:00 pm
granted but now your superstive to sound and everything he says still sounds like shouting
i wish i could put moving tages on stuff
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Sub on September 08, 2006, 06:44:48 pm
Wish Granted, but theres no such thing as a "tages".  You essentially just wished for nothing.

I wish this thread will go on for 9 billion more pages.  By tomorrow.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Jameso on September 08, 2006, 07:14:13 pm
Wish granted but "the internet" explodes.

I wish monkeys were legal tender.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Gunner on September 08, 2006, 07:17:07 pm
Wish Granted.... But the monkeys are made of Drugs, the food is made of drugs, EVEN PEOPLE ARE DRUGS!

I wish everyone read my comic.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Genesis on September 08, 2006, 10:45:30 pm
Allright, but then you get spammed and killed by some elitist squad of sparrows.

I wish me and my alternate personality (XX) could co-exist in the real world so our eternal love could be shared in reality and not just our imagination.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: shadowlord18 on September 08, 2006, 11:06:35 pm
um greatedbut when she becomes real ahe losse some thing inporent that make her loveble

i wish that was the right way to corrupt that wish
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on September 09, 2006, 03:17:38 am
Granted, you just wasted you're wish.

I wish I could do all my homework in two seconds.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Tesla on September 09, 2006, 03:53:18 am
Granted! Wow! You did that fast! You must love learning! *hands more homework.*

I wish my wish was the best wish, not the worst wish the best wish, so could nothing can ever corrupt it because I have just wished the best wish. EVER.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Great Distance on September 09, 2006, 08:14:40 am
Granted, but now you killed this thread.

I wish that will never happen.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Gunner on September 09, 2006, 08:23:35 am
Granted but the forum is replaced with this  thread. :o

I wish people would play my RPs... :-\

Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on September 09, 2006, 12:24:42 pm
Granted, but the demand becomes so big that you can never have any free time again.

I wish I could spell.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: shadowlord18 on September 09, 2006, 05:00:01 pm
your now spell as badly as i do :p

i wish people would post in my threads
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: gutwrencher89 on September 09, 2006, 06:16:09 pm
Granted, but it's all off topic and totally ruins your thread.

I wish gunner would stop changing his avatar so much.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Gunner on September 09, 2006, 06:21:03 pm
That was my last soo... yes... :-\
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Great Distance on September 10, 2006, 03:08:47 am
And now the world explodes.

I wish people would remember to wish something.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: shadowlord18 on September 10, 2006, 03:31:45 am
granted but every time some one wishes they try to make it incorrupble

i wish my shoes were warmer
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: sporeisgood on September 10, 2006, 04:18:40 am
granted but then your feet get sweaty and you slip and fall and go into a coma and have to watch your lifes most embarasing moments for an eternity

i wish i had wished a wish.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Tesla on September 10, 2006, 04:48:57 am
Granted, you wish for death. Bye!

I wish... What was I talking about?
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on September 10, 2006, 05:53:29 am
Granted, you now know what you were talking about.

I wish I was alwayswatching.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Tesla on September 10, 2006, 09:40:18 am
Granted, you share my curse of such strong beauty that when people lay eyes on you their heads explode, welcome to the club.

I wish this button made marshmallows.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on September 10, 2006, 10:34:02 am
Granted, but they are giant killer marshmallows.

I wish I could talk with a American Southern accent.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: gutwrencher89 on September 10, 2006, 12:05:11 pm
Granted...but no one knows what you're saying, and everyone thinks you're an idiot.

I wish I could actually see what Alwayswatching looks like.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on September 10, 2006, 12:54:28 pm
Granted, but you're head explodes.

I wish I knew every thing school could teach me.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Rhodix on September 10, 2006, 12:59:45 pm
Granted, but now you only can know this, nothing more.

I wish to use paper to build functional vehicles.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on September 10, 2006, 01:01:24 pm
Granted, but rain ruins it.

I wish I had a better wish.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Tesla on September 10, 2006, 01:02:57 pm
Granted, you wished for a molecule of hydrogen.

I wish to run with the butterflies.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: darkstar on September 20, 2006, 03:22:56 pm
granted, sadly butterflys don't run though....

I wish the entire world would stop using paper money and instead use very shiny quarter size coins made of gold..
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Talkc on September 20, 2006, 03:30:01 pm
granted, sadly butterflys don't run though....

I wish the entire world would stop using paper money and instead use very shiny quarter size coins made of gold..

Granted, but the weight of all your wealth would be too heavy to carry to the store.

I wish for fluffy bunnies with halos to deliever the next Kirby game to me.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: lolasan on September 20, 2006, 05:25:56 pm
Granted. The Game sucks. You kill yourself in disappointment.

I wish FUNimation would just tell us whether or not they licensed "Tsubasa Chronicle" already or whether they've decided to become the fansub cops telling everyone to stop whether or not they actually have such shows licensed (Which would be bad. Most people interpret the Fair Use clause to mean it's legal to fansub as long as it is not for profit and is not licensed by an american compay.)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Talkc on September 20, 2006, 05:38:53 pm
Granted. They go ahead and license iit and the show has a s***y dub, and is edited so the kids will enjoy it.You weep for days.

I wish that I had Swiss Army Thumbs, where I could have anything i needed for the task at hand available in my 5th and 10th digits.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on September 21, 2006, 09:17:36 am
Granted, but you can't control it, and stab you're self when you are washing you're hands.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Talkc on September 21, 2006, 12:58:29 pm
Granted, You wished for nothing and now you live in a white void. The only thing you can hear is bad polka music.

I wish for peace, love, happiness, and a sandwich.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Elkkis on September 21, 2006, 01:51:42 pm
Granted, there is world peace but aliens come and use Earth as a battle field and use humans as meat shields, yuo fall in love with your sandwich but you eat it, you find the best game ever but it shatters when you pick it up and your sandwich is moldy.

I wish the US iTunes would sell Blind Guardians' Nightfall in Middle Earth Album
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Talkc on September 21, 2006, 02:39:50 pm
Granted, but it costs $13.99 and your pi]eternal soul.[/i]

I wish for microwave pizza. And a hooker.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Great Distance on September 22, 2006, 02:57:35 am
Granted. The hooker strangles you and eats your pizza.

I wish I could change my avatar.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: shadowlord18 on September 22, 2006, 03:00:46 am
wish granted it now changes to the exast same picture (as a side note go to the where has my spell chek gone thread and tell them about it)
i  wish i knew how to make good sprites.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on September 22, 2006, 06:34:36 am
Granted, but they come alive and eat you.

I wish, for a good wish.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Elkkis on September 22, 2006, 01:46:26 pm
Granted, but the wish-granter comes down and tells you he's all out of good wish and says heres some locust and they eat you

I Wish Fred Fredburger had his own T.V. Show
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Talkc on September 22, 2006, 02:45:15 pm
Granted. But its on at 2am and only airs in Guatemala.

I wish for a talking candy bar.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Darth Grievi on September 25, 2006, 03:32:13 pm
Wish granted, but it talks in a annoying squeaky voice and tastes like earwax.


I wish I had a heated indoor pool.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Talkc on September 25, 2006, 04:49:14 pm
Wish granted, but it talks in a annoying squeaky voice and tastes like earwax.


I wish I had a heated indoor pool.

Granted. But it only has two settings. Boil and evaporate.

I wish I had a bird that pecks people's eyes out.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Clayface on September 25, 2006, 04:51:56 pm
granted, but it pecks out yours on accident?


I wish I had a better guitar
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Darth Grievi on September 25, 2006, 05:16:24 pm
Wish granted, but it gets broken as a mob of people come to take a look at it.


I wish I had more good music to listen to.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Sub on September 25, 2006, 07:57:43 pm
Granted, but you obtained it through downloading and the police come and arrest you...  Or the RIAA just sues you

I wish I could time travel
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: shadowlord18 on September 25, 2006, 08:04:45 pm
granted but you go back you become younger if you go forward you get older so you real have to pretty muych stay in the same time

i wish more people would post in my zygain theard as linked in my sigie.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on September 26, 2006, 10:47:19 am
Granted, it gets two more posts, and then dies.

I wish I was less tired.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Darth Grievi on September 26, 2006, 11:00:51 am
Wish Granted, you drink 10 billion cups of coffee and die from a caffine overdose.



I wish they would show Star Trek: Deep Space Nine on TV more often.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Talkc on September 26, 2006, 12:52:54 pm
Granted. But they show it in Honduras and only in Esperanto.

I wish I had a blender that could fly.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: a14gt on September 26, 2006, 01:44:31 pm
granted the blades make the blender a helicopter and it immediately flies out of control into you shirt killing you


i wish i had photoshop
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Talkc on September 26, 2006, 02:11:45 pm
Granted. But you lose track of where it is.

I wish I had a better dvd collection.

Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Darth Grievi on September 26, 2006, 02:29:37 pm
Granted, but you don't have a DVD player.



I wish I had a Pikachu that wouldn't shock me or harm me in any way.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Talkc on September 26, 2006, 02:31:15 pm
Granted. But he runs away from home...And gets splattered by a mac truck...  and you are subsequently emotionally harmed by the event.

I wish I had more time to sit and think.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Darth Grievi on September 26, 2006, 02:37:27 pm
Wish granted, You are kidnapped and tied to a chair in a dark room somewhere out in the wilderness.


I wish I had a drivers license and a car that works.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Talkc on September 26, 2006, 03:01:54 pm
Granted. But on your first drive you get run off the road by a black van on a bridge, and you and your car, and your drivers license... end up at the bottom of the river.

I wish there were less biggots in the world.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Darth Grievi on September 26, 2006, 03:09:21 pm
Wish Granted. No more Earth, no more biggots!



I wish my sister's cheat codes would work so she'd stop whining.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Talkc on September 26, 2006, 04:12:09 pm
Granted. They work for a second... but then it breaks her system. She does stop whining however ... as her mouth falls off.

I wish that my college books would just fill my brain with all their knowledge.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Darth Grievi on September 26, 2006, 05:43:58 pm
Wish Granted, but your head explodes when you turn the feed rate up too high.




I wish that my asthma wouldn't act up when I laugh too hard.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Talkc on September 26, 2006, 07:40:36 pm
Granted. Instead you shoot blood from your eyes.

I wish i had the ability to control flies.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Darth Grievi on September 26, 2006, 07:56:24 pm
Wish granted, but flies just went extinct. Too bad.



I wish I could run really fast.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: shadowlord18 on September 26, 2006, 07:58:55 pm
you now run at 110kps per hour but you can never stop on the fear you woul blow up if you do

i wish that my head set was not broken
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Darth Grievi on September 26, 2006, 08:10:40 pm
Wish granted, it's no longer broken, but it won't come off.




I wish I could clean my room faster.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Talkc on September 26, 2006, 08:11:32 pm
Granted. You clean it so well you clean the support beams out of the wall and the room collapses on you.

i wish for a dime.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Darth Grievi on September 26, 2006, 09:50:36 pm
Wish granted, but it's covered in dog poo.



I wish candy wouldn't give people cavities.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: thegreatloofa on September 26, 2006, 11:49:15 pm
Granted, it gives them the Ebola virus instead.

I wish I lived closer to work.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on September 27, 2006, 01:10:28 pm
Granted, you now work more.

I wish my internet would work.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Hunter on September 27, 2006, 01:25:54 pm
Wait What???? How'dja post?

Granted, But  the company goes bankrupt the next day.

I wish I wish I were a Fish who was in a PeachTree dish
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Talkc on September 27, 2006, 01:34:33 pm
Granted. But there isnt enough water in the dish and you die.

I wish for the moon and the stars to collide.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Hunter on September 27, 2006, 01:55:18 pm
Granted, But it happens before you finish your wish.

I wish my wishes could not be corrupted in any form.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on September 27, 2006, 02:00:41 pm
Granted, but sicne I can only grant wish if they are corrupted, you don't get you're wish.

Also, it is only on my PC that my internet doesn't work properly, it works just fine on all the other pc's and laptops in the house. So I use my laptop.

I wish it would work!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: a14gt on September 28, 2006, 08:09:10 pm
granted,but only kiddy sites work on your pc and your laptop no longer works.

i wish for a TV that does not deteriorate eyesight
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Talkc on September 28, 2006, 09:14:27 pm
Granted. It deteriorates your bones instead.

I wish for a cobb salad.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Leng on September 29, 2006, 01:31:21 am
Granted, you get Robert Cobb sliced up and made into a salad.

I wish to be the dark ruler of an evil fantasy realm, with no heroes coming along to vanquish me.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Talkc on September 29, 2006, 02:09:28 am
Granted. No heroes come after you... but your protege does with a gun.

I wish to truly understand the ten dimensions of our universe.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: gec05 on September 29, 2006, 08:24:13 am
Granted, you are an idiot.

I wish I had the voice of Don LaFontaine (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_LaFontaine).
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Darth Grievi on September 29, 2006, 09:47:05 am
Wish granted, but he's now stalking you, wanting his voice back.



I wish I was made of Odogoo.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on September 29, 2006, 01:28:03 pm
Granted, but I don't know what it is, so I make you into ice cream and you melt.

I wish I had a ball of ice cream.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Talkc on September 29, 2006, 03:51:41 pm
Granted. But it rolls away.

I wish I had a better frontal lobe.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: a14gt on October 01, 2006, 05:32:49 pm
granted it is made 500 times larger then normal giving you a little more intelligence or whatever but you are outcasted as a freak and are eventually shot down.


i wish for a box which has anything i want whenever i want.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Talkc on October 01, 2006, 10:57:32 pm
Granted. But it is sealed shut with an unbreakable lock.

I wish I had rollerskates for my dog.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: a14gt on October 02, 2006, 08:09:43 am
granted,the skates have high powered jet turbines launching your dog into space


i wish i had the keyblade to open the unbreakably lock to my box
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on October 02, 2006, 09:21:22 am
Granted, but it only has twenty year old twinkies.

I wish my mosqitus bites would stop itching.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: gec05 on October 02, 2006, 11:41:30 am
Granted, but the mosquito infected you with West Nile Virus.

I wish my dog could talk.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Talkc on October 02, 2006, 01:56:18 pm
Granted. But you find out he is verbally abusive.

I wish I could make things appear from thin air.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Hizzah on October 02, 2006, 06:03:16 pm
Okay, but you have to report all you're earnings to the IRS.

I wish I had a panda bear.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: shadowlord18 on October 02, 2006, 06:38:28 pm
well since pandas arn't bears no

i wish people wouldn't point out my fualts
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Hizzah on October 02, 2006, 07:02:43 pm
I wish you had things to point out besides your faults 

I wish I had cool hair like Anderson Cooper
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Talkc on October 03, 2006, 12:53:32 am
Granted. You now have Anderson Cooper's scalp on a stick.

I wish for a warm pair of mittens.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on October 03, 2006, 07:40:50 am
Granted, but they are killer mittens.

I wish I knew everything.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Darth Grievi on October 03, 2006, 01:49:25 pm
Wish granted, but now everyone else does, so it doesn't matter.



I wish I could play Resident Evil on my cousin's GameCube again.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Leng on October 03, 2006, 01:56:43 pm
Your cousin dies and his parents get the gamecube.  His parents die and your parents get the gamecube.  Your parents die and you get the gamecube.

I wish for a MIRACLE!!!!!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Person21 on October 03, 2006, 02:29:41 pm
Granted, but is a mega blast (b&W)

I wish I lived in a house shaped like 21.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Talkc on October 03, 2006, 02:54:37 pm
Granted. But its made of transparent glass and everyone can watch you poop.

I wish for all the powers of an undead warlock.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Leng on October 03, 2006, 03:49:32 pm
Granted, you're an inert pile of bones with no power.  There's no such thing as magic in the real world.

I wish to be the Lord Xenu.  Xenu!  XEENUU!!!!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Talkc on October 03, 2006, 03:52:50 pm
Granted. You are nothing but a delusion of a crappy science fiction writer ( scientology doesnt exsist in the real world ).

I wish for better corruptions from people.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: shadowlord18 on October 03, 2006, 11:41:41 pm
granted but a sack of onions hit yopu on the head for no particlar reason.

i wish i hadent poped my knee today
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Talkc on October 04, 2006, 12:47:08 am
Granted. Your knee just got Bishop'ed ( poped? as in the pope? )

I wish that Shadowlord18 had better typing and spelling skills. I would love him more for it.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: shadowlord18 on October 04, 2006, 03:46:25 am
Granted but now you cant spell, read or write anymore...

i wish i had the power to control light and darkness
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Person21 on October 04, 2006, 09:25:50 am
Granted, you now have a light switch



I wish 21 ruled the world!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Tesla on October 04, 2006, 09:35:46 am
Granted, all humanity is enslaved under 21's iron.... things.

I wish for a thing so beautiful phsyically and mentally it would shine out and bring joy to the entire universe. And that it would be completely harless and always happy, and so beautiful it's immortal.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on October 04, 2006, 11:18:28 am
Granted, but the universe implodes over a thing so perfect.

I wish I didn't I could play my PS 2 more. And get all the games I want for it.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Talkc on October 04, 2006, 03:09:38 pm
Granted. But you no longer have the ability to see.

I wish for an ice cream hotdog.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Darth Grievi on October 04, 2006, 06:14:16 pm
Wish Granted, but the ice cream is the topping for the hotdog. The ice cream melts and makes the bun all mushy and the hotdog sticky and horrible.


I wish Invader Zim had gotten in more episodes before it was cancled. :'(
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: shadowlord18 on October 04, 2006, 06:47:32 pm
granted but it sucks.

i wish my fingures were thiner
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Darth Grievi on October 04, 2006, 11:01:48 pm
Wish Granted. Your fingers become noting but bone. Without muscles to move them, your fingers become 100% useless.



I wish I had an endless supply of ink in my pen.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: shadowlord18 on October 04, 2006, 11:18:01 pm
granted but every time you try to wright the ink shoots out the back of the pen

i wish i could raw as well as Hydro
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Manna on October 04, 2006, 11:29:19 pm
granted but everything you draw you have to give to me  ;D

I wish my day didn't suck so much
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on October 05, 2006, 07:00:56 am
Granted, now my day sucks and I kill you.

I wish I hadn't killed Manna.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Talkc on October 05, 2006, 04:02:51 pm
Granted. But you thought it. And the future police from Minority Report arrest you. And they apply electrodes to sensitive spots in prison.

I wish Mark Foley wasnt such a prick and blocking all the real news.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: HanianKnight on October 05, 2006, 04:40:24 pm
granted, you see the real news and realize how horrible the world is and kill yourself


I wish that Jesus would co-star a romantic comedy movie with Rosanne
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Talkc on October 05, 2006, 04:48:24 pm
Granted. But your eyes melt during the sex scene. Not from seeing Jesus naked. But from seeing Rosanne Barr naked.

I wish for some Angel Hair pasta with some Alfredo.

Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Manna on October 05, 2006, 05:30:22 pm
You get it but ghost-Manna comes out of nowhere and steals it...mmm pasta!

I wish Cool AN hadn't killed me.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Talkc on October 05, 2006, 05:52:16 pm
Granted. He killed Patman instead. And Patman haunts your butt for the rest of your life. ( Scary Stuff )

I wish for the ability to stop wars.. just by exposing myself.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: shadowlord18 on October 05, 2006, 07:24:29 pm
granted you are so ugly that if some on sees you naked they die

i wish i could cook better
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Manna on October 05, 2006, 07:31:54 pm
Granted. I teach you how to cook my risotto...its not very good risotto.

I wish it was 5pm already coz then it would be the WEEKEND!!! 4.5 hrs to go!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on October 06, 2006, 08:47:50 am
Granted, but they are the longest four hours ever.

I wish I had more free time.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Person21 on October 06, 2006, 09:45:17 am
Granted, you now have the weekend free, but you have to pay to live on the other days.





I wish i had a big interseller spaceship, and had all the knowledge needed to fly it
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Talkc on October 06, 2006, 03:00:54 pm
Granted. But you dont have Oxygen Scrubbers for the thing. Those cost extra. So does the paint. And if you want remote entry that is also extra. Also the warranty is limited, although you can purchase a 5 year warranty for a nice price.

I wish to own a car dealership. And to be good at what i do.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Sub on October 10, 2006, 03:47:08 pm
Granted, but someone sues you over something trivial and you lose everything. 

I wish I had a drink.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Talkc on October 11, 2006, 12:34:06 am
Granted, but someone sues you over something trivial and you lose everything. 

I wish I had a drink.

Granted. But its a drink of acid.

I wish to know the way of Bushido.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Leng on October 11, 2006, 02:54:17 am
Granted, but you don't know ninjitsu.

Samurai < Ninja

I wish to be God.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on October 11, 2006, 07:58:23 am
Granted, you have no free time, and Mrs. God finds you hanging in a shet after 5000 years of people asking to win the lottery.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: shadowlord18 on October 11, 2006, 04:52:55 pm
no wish

i wish people all ways rembered to make wishes
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Darth Grievi on October 11, 2006, 04:57:40 pm
Wish granted, but all the new wishes are realy stupid.


I wish my teachers never gave out projects or homework.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: shadowlord18 on October 11, 2006, 05:04:21 pm
granted you know doing home schooling

i wish my job would start all ready
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Darth Grievi on October 11, 2006, 05:08:43 pm
Wish granted, you start your job as a septic tank cleaner.


I wish idiots would stop screwing up my day.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: shadowlord18 on October 11, 2006, 05:16:28 pm
now smart people ruin your day

i wish i had got over my cold already
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Darth Grievi on October 11, 2006, 05:21:56 pm
Wish granted, but you go right into a serrious case of the stomach flu.



I wish "Odogoo" was a real word.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: shadowlord18 on October 11, 2006, 05:26:40 pm
wish granted it is now the worse swear word knowen to man  kind

i wish i could corrut better
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Darth Grievi on October 12, 2006, 09:16:20 am
Wish granted, but instead of corrupting wishes, you corrupt all the political figures of the world. World War III anyone?


I wish that spore would be the best game ever.
(Little sister's wish)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on October 12, 2006, 11:14:40 am
Granted, but you little sisters get addicted to it, and you never see her again.

I wish I had all the games and consoles I ever wanted, they should work and my house should be destroyed, flodded or anything else that can harm me or my games.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Person21 on October 12, 2006, 02:25:42 pm
granted, your house is destroyed, your games are killed but you live, and now you must live without games for the rest of your life.




I wish I had a bottle of BARR IRN BRU that never runs out.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Talkc on October 12, 2006, 04:43:06 pm
Granted. Put when you pop the top on it it never stops pouring. It eventually floods the world.

I wish for a cat to ninja kick someone other than me in the balls. And that i would get it on tape.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Darth Grievi on October 12, 2006, 05:02:47 pm
Wish granted, but the cat then ninja kicks the camera and destroys the film.



I wish my English teacher would realise that "glide" as in "allowed it to glide" is a verb, not a pronoun. :P
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Talkc on October 12, 2006, 09:23:01 pm
Granted. But now your math teacher is convinced that Pi is equal to exactly 3.

I wish for there to be pie for all. Except for hitler. Hitler gets cake. Stale cake. With no icing.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Manna on October 12, 2006, 09:38:19 pm
This is granted but you can make good trifle out of stale cake. Hitler makes a trifle and its really GOOD. He eats it all up and is a happy Hitler.

I wish it was 2 1/2 hours from now so I can go home and enjoy my weekend.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on October 13, 2006, 06:11:32 am
Granted, but there's to much trafic, no matter how you travel, so you are stuck for five hours.

I wish I had every thing ready for my trip tomorrow.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: shadowlord18 on October 13, 2006, 03:17:28 pm
wish granted but you forget to pack some thing you need and have to go back for it later

i wish i did not have alligys
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Talkc on October 13, 2006, 03:35:13 pm
Granted. You have alligators instead.

I wish for the end of the world. And another piece of pie.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on October 13, 2006, 03:47:51 pm
Granted, but the world ends just before you get to taste your pie.

I wish I was ready.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: shadowlord18 on October 13, 2006, 04:09:42 pm
wish granted how ever you get bumoped off the top 10 list

i wish i could post faster
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Talkc on October 13, 2006, 11:39:50 pm
Granted. But so can everyone else. They post much faster than you. So much so you can never post anything relevant to the current conversation and games like Corrupt a Wish are no longer viable for you.

I wish for a sledgehammer to crush people's hands with.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: shadowlord18 on October 13, 2006, 11:54:08 pm
wish granted how ever it is so heavy you can't use it ever

i wish that i could use my drawoing programs well
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Talkc on October 14, 2006, 02:12:28 am
Granted. But you can no longer use your pants well.

I wish for a bottel of O'Doul's.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: shadowlord18 on October 14, 2006, 02:34:52 am
granted  how ever it breaks when you open it

i wis that it was not so hot
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Darth Grievi on October 14, 2006, 01:23:15 pm
Wish Granted, you freeze to death.


I wish the world was made out of food!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Kratok on October 14, 2006, 02:11:52 pm
Granted. Before you can eat anything, though, your house falls down because its now so weak and your crushed by hundreds of jawbreakers

I wish everyone would be monsters that I could somehow control
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Darth Grievi on October 14, 2006, 02:16:40 pm
Wish Granted, but you can only tell them to scratch themselves. They have complete control over who they kill, though. ;)



I wish I had a pet wookiee ;D
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: BioCat on October 14, 2006, 03:11:16 pm
Granted but your wookie reproduces with your pet dog and an awful fiend is released to the world! The Horror! The Horror!

I wish I had a glass of water
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fallen Angel on October 14, 2006, 06:13:26 pm
You have a glass of water. It falls and breaks, cutting both feet in twain. (Assuming you are standing.) Also your hands are split in twain as well.

I wish for the genie's freedom.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Darth Grievi on October 14, 2006, 06:24:02 pm
Wish Granted, but he's ticked off because you took so long. You get blasted into oblivion.


I wish I could skip a few grades of school.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Danger Mouse on October 14, 2006, 06:33:21 pm
Granted. But you skipped so far ahead you are in a nursing home for the elderly and cant do anything.

I wish I had some cookies and cream icecream
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Person21 on October 15, 2006, 08:07:29 am
granted, but they don't taste very nice.




I wish BARR would start makeing glass bottles of IRN BRU as big as there plastic ones.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: darkstar on October 15, 2006, 06:08:05 pm
granted, but they don't increase the amount of glass used so the bottles break the moment anything touches them.

I wish the next person would corrupt this wish using some obscure language i've never heard of.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Sub on October 18, 2006, 09:15:32 pm
?? ???? ???  ?? ???? ???? ?? ?????? ????

Translation:  Wish granted, but the symbols used to write the language aren't on this forum so they show up as questionmarks instead.

I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala....

I mean..  I wish I had a new car.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Yossitaru on October 18, 2006, 09:31:42 pm
Granted; but the previous owner was a hobo, he used it for a toilet... still new to you though.

I wish I had free gasoline for life.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fade2gray on October 19, 2006, 11:36:54 am
Granted; that will be one life in exchange for this gasoline.

I wish I didn't have to write my essay.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: darkstar on October 19, 2006, 06:42:02 pm
granted, u don't "Have" to write the essay, unless of course u want to pass the subject...

I wish fugimiditeruf was a real word..
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fade2gray on October 19, 2006, 09:17:52 pm
Granted: I've created an enitre new language which everyone on earth except you speeks, that word is now your name.




I wish for more wishes!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Yossitaru on October 19, 2006, 09:24:54 pm
Granted, but each wish is a copy of your last, so it's an endless spending of wishes for more wishes.

I wish for more time.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: shadowlord18 on October 19, 2006, 10:01:31 pm
wish granted the day is now an hour longer and they use this to leghten the school day

i wish my neck would stop hurting
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: DarkAngel on October 19, 2006, 11:30:11 pm
you are granted morphine for your neck, but then you break your toe and dont notice untill it wears off.


I wish it was 5PM allready...
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: shadowlord18 on October 19, 2006, 11:32:34 pm
wish granted it is 5pm in new zealand ;)

i wish it wasn't so hot
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Manna on October 19, 2006, 11:35:42 pm
Granted. The temp drops to -10. Its the coldest its been for years and all your pipes are freezing and breaking so you cant have warm showers.

I also wish it was 5pm.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Darth Grievi on October 19, 2006, 11:39:00 pm
Wish granted, but I accidentally make it 5 AM instead of PM.




I wish that I had a pet alien! :D
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Manna on October 19, 2006, 11:41:46 pm
oooh cool! you mean like if an Alien alien were to impregnate a cat? then you'd get like a cat sized alien? that'd be heaps cool! Ok, wish granted but it likes me better then you and keeps spitting acid at you.

I wish I wasn't a werewolf
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cobra on October 19, 2006, 11:51:16 pm
Wish granted sucks about the vampirism persisting though.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: shadowlord18 on October 19, 2006, 11:56:58 pm
no wish made

i wish my shoulder would stop sliping out.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Leng on October 20, 2006, 05:27:10 am
Granted, you didn't get such sucky genes and are now a completely different person.

I wish for a lifetime supply of  :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :P
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on October 20, 2006, 06:12:30 am
Granted, but they don't really do any thing.

I wish my vacation was longer.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: BioCat on October 20, 2006, 06:42:03 am
Granted, your plain crushes on a desert island and now your vacation would defiantly be longer  :)

I wish I had mind control abilities.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: darkstar on October 20, 2006, 11:50:17 am
granted, but the government finds out and uses robots to dissect you from a distance.

I wish i had 3 paperclips
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: BioCat on October 20, 2006, 12:16:52 pm
Granted but one of them is broken :)

I wish I could live in about 300 years from now
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fade2gray on October 20, 2006, 03:21:34 pm
Granted: In 300 years the Three-Toed sloth rules the world with an Iron grip, you are a little boy sloth's toy... he likes to play doctor.

I wish for an incorruptable wish!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Yossitaru on October 20, 2006, 03:26:01 pm
Granted, but nothing happens, since the wish without corruption is the one you used.

I wish I had a free Wii, XBox 360, PS3 and fully up-to-date computer.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Darth Grievi on October 20, 2006, 04:03:28 pm
Wish Granted, but you have no electricity to run them.



I wish I could breathe Helium and not suffocate or have my voice squeak.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Fade2gray on October 20, 2006, 06:35:55 pm
Granted: you can now breath hellium, too bad there isn't enough naturaly occuring in Earths atmosphere to support your continued life.

I wish I had all of the ultimate power of wish granting, and none of the associated responsablities.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: SBD on October 20, 2006, 08:51:48 pm
Granted. everyone on earth gets whatever they wish for. Exept you.

I wish I didn't have so much homework
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Yossitaru on October 20, 2006, 08:55:17 pm
Granted; All the homework not assigned is transfered into tests.

I wish the internet was faster, for everyone.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Person21 on October 21, 2006, 10:46:38 am
Granted, it is so fast that it runs away.



I wish Windows would start working.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: BioCat on October 21, 2006, 03:16:16 pm
Granted, as windows does every times it starts working for a few minutes and then just stop.

I wish I had a camel.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Great Distance on October 21, 2006, 03:37:47 pm
Granted, but you don't have place for it and it ****s all over your house.

I wish I could fall asleep before 2 am today. (It's 1:37 already, so hurry up)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Yossitaru on October 21, 2006, 03:39:12 pm
Granted; but you will sleep all of tomorrow away.

I wish to have better skills.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: shadowlord18 on October 21, 2006, 03:42:13 pm
granted you skill for wishing increses by 10

i wish i could sleep better
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Great Distance on October 22, 2006, 04:03:29 am
Granted, now you can sleep one minute longer every day.

I wish people could live 1000 years old.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: shadowlord18 on October 22, 2006, 04:12:34 am
wish grated niw the world is over populated

i wish great distaces sig was right
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Person21 on October 22, 2006, 04:59:15 am
granted, but now every one hates you beacause Spore will come out on 10th of January 2009.




I wish my computer mouse would start eating cheese
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: shadowlord18 on October 22, 2006, 05:00:45 am
opps i thought it said 2007 hehe

wish granted but it eats to much and dies

i wish we had some spore news
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: BioCat on October 22, 2006, 06:42:37 am
Granted! spore is cancelled.

I wish I could freeze time.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Leng on October 22, 2006, 07:43:22 am
Granted.  You freeze time and now you have no time in which to unfreeze it and the entire universe is frozen forever.

FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish for something horrible to happen to everyone except me.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Person21 on October 22, 2006, 10:03:02 am
granted, we all get hit on the head by finished copies of spore which fell from the sky






I wish life was more like spore
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Yossitaru on October 22, 2006, 10:05:13 am
Granted; You are abducted by aliens and used to "test" the atmosphere (or rather, lack there-of) on a distant moon.

I wish there were no mysteries in life.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Person21 on October 22, 2006, 10:07:20 am
Granted, life is now very, boreing




I wish I had more IRN BRU
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Serdun on October 22, 2006, 01:33:53 pm
Granted, but gradually it transforms you into an angry, smelly Scotsman.

I wish I could have lunch with Will Wright.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Leng on October 22, 2006, 01:40:07 pm
Granted, Will Wright invites you to lunch, and he is very, VERY charming.  You promised yourself you wouldn't give yourself to him on the first date, but that was one promise you couldn't keep!!

I wish for mankind to rapidly colonise space.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Serdun on October 22, 2006, 01:44:27 pm
Granted, we colonize too rapidly and everyone dies of exhaustion. Except for you, Leng. Except for you. You die alone... No one there to comfort you, to support you, to hold your hand as you take your final breath. No one there. All alone...

I wish I had no homework.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on October 22, 2006, 02:00:02 pm
Granted, but now every one forces you to make their homework.

I wish I never had to sleep.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Serdun on October 22, 2006, 02:12:59 pm
Granted, you can get so much work done that people's expectations for you skyrocket and soon you are buried under a load of work that you can never hope to finish.

I wish I could fly.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Yossitaru on October 22, 2006, 02:27:00 pm
Granted; But you have no control over it and eventually you will crash into a building and die, also, you will never land until that happens.

I wish I was more social.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Darth Grievi on October 22, 2006, 02:32:59 pm
Wish granted, but you can never be alone otherwise you'll go into a coma and die.



I wish I could dance like my avatar.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: BioCat on October 22, 2006, 02:40:40 pm
Granted, but the government is so impressed with your skills they kidnap you and dissect you.

I wish Canadians were green.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: darkstar on October 22, 2006, 04:39:19 pm
granted, but their greenness is a sign of a deadly, highly contagious virus and u become trapped in Canada as it goes into quarentine.

I wish the sun wasn't so bright.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Serdun on October 22, 2006, 04:45:47 pm
Granted, the sun becomes a black hole that destroys the solar system.

I wish there were more hours in a day.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Darth Grievi on October 22, 2006, 08:23:42 pm
Wish Granted, but weeks are now shorter.



I wish for nothing.Ha! let's see you corrupt that!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Yossitaru on October 22, 2006, 08:26:27 pm
Granted; Everything ceases to exist, including you. HA!

I wish for a comfier bed.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Darth Grievi on October 22, 2006, 08:30:17 pm
Wish granted, but it's so comfy that you can never get out of it again, not even to eat.


I wish my sister hadn't spit on me just now!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: ElemenoP on October 23, 2006, 01:55:54 am
She missed, and lost bladder control all over you because of her frustration. An to make things better, she recently ate asparagus. Good luck getting rid of that smell!  ;D

I wish Steve Irwin would come back to life  :'(
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on October 23, 2006, 05:04:20 am
Granted, but the zombie Steve Irwin isn't nearly as good at his job, since he keeps getting his legs bitten of.

I wish I knew every thing school had to teach me.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Darth Grievi on October 23, 2006, 08:09:54 am
Wish Granted, but you still have to go to school. And now it'll be the most boring part of your day because you're not learning anything and doing what seems to you to be worthless paperwork. You figure that since you allready know it, you don't have to do it. Thus, you flunk out despite knowing more than the teacher. Trust me, I know.


I wish that the Earth had two moons!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Person21 on October 23, 2006, 08:38:30 am
Granted but they crash into each other, so we now have a Meteor storm and a ring.



Granted, but gradually it transforms you into an angry, smelly Scotsman.
too late ;D


I wish earth had no sun
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Darth Grievi on October 23, 2006, 08:43:54 am
Wish Granted, Earth flings off into the vastness of space, going into an ice age, all life dies, and we smash into Jupiter on our way out of the solar system. And it's all your fault!



I wish Will Wright was my dad.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Cool AN on October 23, 2006, 10:30:38 am
Granted, but he doesn't have any time for you since he keeps working on games.

I wish people would be nicer.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Yossitaru on October 23, 2006, 11:22:56 am
Granted; But everyone is so nice they don't correct each other and the quality of everything eventually becomes really bad.

I wish I wasn't so tired.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Person21 on October 23, 2006, 11:43:00 am
Granted you are now too full of energy and can't sleep ever again.




I wish my window had curtains
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: BioCat on October 23, 2006, 11:58:37 am
Granted, but when you try to set them you get entangled and fall off the window.

I wish I could read and study extremely fast
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Grazony on October 23, 2006, 03:35:11 pm
wish granted you study so fast your eyes fa