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Title: Steven Universe! - Hot silicon ass
Post by: Inkling on July 11, 2015, 10:31:18 am
We should have a thread about this show.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjIXIpvkr4c
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Post by: emmet on July 11, 2015, 06:32:59 pm
yes thanks
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Post by: emmet on July 11, 2015, 06:33:34 pm
you excite for steven bomb 3? im happy that its not just gonna be 5 episodes they randomly lumped together like the last one
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Post by: Inkling on July 11, 2015, 10:13:41 pm
I'm freaking out.  The internet is full of previews and spoilers from Comicon.  I've been trying not to look, but temptation is a powerful thing.
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Post by: Rysworld on July 11, 2015, 11:03:33 pm
That extended intro.

This show is probably one of my top five right now, and maybe my top five ever. It's got a lot of potential and I'm excited to see where it goes from here.
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Post by: emmet on July 12, 2015, 03:18:50 pm
Ugh, yeah. There was an interview with Sugar near the start of season 2 where she said that she considered season 1 a "prologue" and that we hadn't seen anything yet.

Hype!
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Post by: Inkling on July 12, 2015, 05:33:47 pm
Still mostly avoiding spoilers, but thanks to the commercials on cartoon network I'm pretty sure I know who Sardonyx is going to be.
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Post by: Rysworld on July 13, 2015, 07:05:46 am
Sardonyx is distinct and separate from Citrine, the Pearl/Garnet fusion, as said by Sucrose herself I'm fairly sure. If that's even what you're talking about. I haven't been watching the commercials.

Perhaps a homeworld fusion? Sardonyx is Red and Orange, perhaps Jasper unfuses with Lapis and fuses with somebody else. That would be my immediate assumption.
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Post by: emmet on July 13, 2015, 02:53:39 pm
Sardonyx was confirmed at ComicCon to be the Pearl/Garnet Fusion. Who's Citrine? You've been reading too much fanfic, mah boy!

There are photos/videos of her already on the subreddit.
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Post by: Inkling on July 13, 2015, 03:14:02 pm
I was right!
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Post by: Rysworld on July 13, 2015, 03:14:30 pm
...Huh.

Yeah, I guess I'm just an idiot.
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Post by: emmet on July 13, 2015, 03:29:41 pm
You're a dang doople dorp, I'll tell you that much.

I'm jealous of you guys, you can watch it on TV. I gotta wait for it to hit the streams. :(
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Post by: Inkling on July 18, 2015, 10:01:03 pm
Stevenbomb 3 spoilers beyond this point.


Good job, Steven!  You stopped the Foot!

And on the topic of detachable feet, there's theories going around that Peridot's body is more mechanical than the other, older gems.  More like a gem controlling an android body than the gems' bodies made of hard light or however it works.

Also, I was bored tonight and did a little digging.  I'm really interested in ways that the world in Steven Universe is different from the real world.  Money has different designs and denominations.  Beach City is in Delmarva, a combination of Delaware and parts of Maryland and Virginia.  Pennsylvania is Keystone.  And we've now seen the Earth in three episodes: Jailbreak, Say Uncle, and Friend Ship.  Here's the view when Peridot escapes in Jailbreak.  Florida and probably some other southern states have been heavily altered:

(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh153/Not_Inkling/American20Northwest.png)

I didn't find a screenshot of the hologram earth in Friend Ship, but it's a match for the one in Say Uncle. Steven Universe Earth is on the left, Uncle Grandpa Earth is on the right.

(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh153/Not_Inkling/tumblr_nnghf49JvX1qdi5kdo1_1280.png)

Again, Florida is heavily altered, though it looks like part of it might still be there.  And in the two views where we can see all of the Americas, South America is much larger than usual and has extra islands off the east coast.  And a huge chunk is missing out of Africa, making it appear that much of Saharan Africa has been shoved into Brazil.  It looks like Gem colonization and war had a huge impact on the geography of the Earth.
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Post by: emmet on July 19, 2015, 04:19:57 am
I once saw a theory (I don't believe it but it's interesting) that the Gems weren't colonizing Earth, just "harvesting" its rocks, and that they were literally hollowing the Earth out. The huge, cold, but still breathable space outside the warp stream is the cavity inside the Earth.
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Post by: Inkling on July 19, 2015, 10:11:40 am
I can believe that Ronaldo was right all along.
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Post by: Rysworld on July 19, 2015, 02:23:34 pm
Jamie's imitations of the CG have catapulted him to probably my third or fifth-favorite nongem character.
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Post by: Inkling on July 26, 2015, 12:05:11 am
I'm getting tired of all of these videos and comments I keep seeing that say to watch the show because of how progressive it is for being pro lgbt and pro body acceptance and whatever else.  I'm not saying that those elements aren't in the show.  Garnet's the gayest character I know of in any medium.  She IS a same sex relationship.  And I get that different people will get different things from a show, but having an underlying theme that fits with my own opinions isn't going to be a primary reason to sell me on a piece of entertainment.

I don't watch Steven Universe because of or in spite of whatever "progressive" undertones it has.  I watch it for the same reasons I got into Adventure Time.  It's a show about fun and compelling characters in a unique and creative setting.  It's very enjoyable to watch those characters explore the amazing, beautiful, horrible things in their world.  The writing is better than a lot of stuff aimed at adults, and the music is outstanding, too.
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Post by: Gauphastus on July 26, 2015, 09:39:56 am
Well, I'm getting tired of not having this show inside me at all times.
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Inkling on July 26, 2015, 10:59:20 am
Gay.
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Post by: Gauphastus on July 28, 2015, 01:59:06 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWUxdNgvT-8

Best.
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Post by: Inkling on July 31, 2015, 10:11:44 pm
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/post/125568387892/sorry-to-do-this-everybody-new-episodes-will

Dammit.
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Post by: Gauphastus on August 01, 2015, 12:20:23 am
(http://i.imgur.com/6DewnJm.gif)
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Post by: emmet on August 01, 2015, 02:04:52 pm
noooooooonononononononononooooooooo
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Post by: eropS on August 16, 2015, 11:11:09 am
k watched the episode with the video tape in the lion

i like this show a lot.
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Post by: Inkling on August 16, 2015, 12:02:59 pm
Good, glad you like it!  Now you can catch up on the rest of the episodes.  Watch all of them at once.  Then be stuck waiting for september with the rest of us.
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Post by: eropS on August 18, 2015, 08:45:37 pm
K caught up

I thought Rinoldo being right was the whole joke? Like, he gives away the whole thing but since it's him its dismissed but he totally called it and therein was the humor?

Show kills it with the characters that's for sure. Finger spaceship episode was fun, most rose episodes are great.

The way the show explores broken people is intense, Lapis in her unhealthy relationship ("Why does she stay?!") that we all kind of know and know how sometimes we can't be the ones to help is pretty interesting for a cartoon. Amethysts literally fighting her own monsters, Pearl feels like she has to be in a relationship to be complete, Stevens whole deal. It's very neat and I want more episode ****
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Post by: Inkling on August 18, 2015, 09:11:22 pm
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com/

Ronaldo was and is always right.
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Post by: emmet on August 24, 2015, 04:24:59 pm
Great to see another convert to the show. By 2020 SU will be the only thing on TV.
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Post by: Ultimatum on August 24, 2015, 04:29:41 pm
OK,I'll bite

What is so great about this show?
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: eropS on August 24, 2015, 04:52:47 pm
Idk. To me it's a good blend of emotional themes that have some decent depth, like dealing with the loss of a loved one, that it handles in creative ways.

Plus the overarching plot is kind of interesting as it unfolds that you're really watching a young superhero be raised by his aunts.
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Post by: emmet on August 24, 2015, 04:58:52 pm
Yeah, just good characters and a compelling story.
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Post by: Inkling on September 03, 2015, 09:06:23 pm
The show is back on the 10th!!
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Post by: Gauphastus on September 10, 2015, 07:33:54 pm
i need more
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Post by: Inkling on September 10, 2015, 08:21:58 pm
I'm starting to question Dr. Maheswaran's medical expertise.
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Post by: eropS on September 10, 2015, 09:16:26 pm
And her mothering skills...
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Post by: eropS on September 24, 2015, 06:06:40 pm
kill em with kindness
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Post by: Gauphastus on September 24, 2015, 06:57:07 pm
aaaaugh
i need moooore
i like peridot :0

Well, actually I like everybody so whatever.

EDIT:
yes this
https://gifsound.com/?gif=i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/021/420/16d.gif&v=PGNiXGX2nLU&s=61
exactly

EDIT AGAIN:
(http://i.imgur.com/eaZdVcZ.jpg)
this nitwit is so damned adorable
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Post by: Inkling on September 24, 2015, 07:22:11 pm
I love this show.
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Post by: Inkling on September 30, 2015, 04:52:17 pm
So tomorrow's episode is about a thunderstorm.  And the real life area the show is based on is getting rain and thunderstorms the rest of the week, with possibly a hurricane.  WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
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Post by: Brandonazz on September 30, 2015, 05:18:39 pm
Hurricane winds can't melt steel beams.
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Post by: emmet on September 30, 2015, 11:37:24 pm
The cluster peridot refers to is that that huge geode they saw before. Which is also why Steven couldn't "heal" it - it was hatching, not breaking. Think of how geodes look on the inside: really irregular, like a bunch of tiny gems. Also remember how it was creating a thunderstorm, and how this episode is supposedly about Steven helping one of his friends (Peridot) get over her fear of thunder?

Calling it.

(http://i.imgur.com/xRUTfXP.jpg)

EDIT - just found out that there's literally a type of geode called a "thunderegg."
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Post by: Gauphastus on October 01, 2015, 01:38:17 pm
Good call. We'll have to see how it goes.

I was also thinking about Homeworld and stuff. Dunno if there are any prevailing theories there but I'm thinking that they're embroiled in some kind of grander conflict that hasn't been shown yet. So what we've seen so far that makes them look warlike and terrible, what happened to Earth, the kindergarten, those weird messed up gems.. these are a bunch of atrocities committed during wartime.

Rose and co. have basically been called deserters/betrayers already. It probably wasn't just the one planet that Rose took a liking to but rather a series of morally questionable strategic decisions made on part of Homeworld.


Though maybe they already talked about half this crap and I'm saying obvious stuff 'cause I forgot. I dunno.
I've been known to miss stuff like that a lot and figure it out a year later and everyone's like OH YA THINK DOY
DOYYYY
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Post by: Inkling on October 01, 2015, 03:03:08 pm
Good theory on the geode, but it turns out that you were thinking too small.

And yes, there's definitely some bigger stuff going on that we haven't seen yet.  Can't wait to find out what it is.
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Post by: emmet on October 01, 2015, 03:39:42 pm
Eh, she refers to prototypes hatching soon. So while it's not the cluster itself, I think it's still right. :P

But yeah, this was a very cool episode. Loved the moment where Peridot is considering going outside.
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Post by: eropS on October 01, 2015, 03:47:48 pm
I didn't put together that rose was supposed to be a diamond

Edit: Aw, I was hoping we'd see Peridot pull out her weapon when the fight broke out but not enough time/development yet I guess
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Post by: Inkling on October 01, 2015, 07:28:11 pm
She probably doesn't know how.  I bet Steven teaches her at some point.
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Post by: Gauphastus on October 01, 2015, 09:50:01 pm
i adore Peridot so goddamn much jesus christ
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Post by: Gauphastus on October 06, 2015, 12:40:18 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/1CdnIho.png)
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Post by: eropS on October 07, 2015, 06:33:45 pm
Do you guys watch Gravity Falls?

I watched the first two episodes and am meh on continuing.

I have read it is very good, though, and as well liked as shows like AT and this one so I figure something about it must be good.

I DO have a predisposed bias against most disney cartoons, though, as I feel anything under that brand will have barriers that are pretty rigid but I might be out of touch when it comes to Disney. Is it just me? Is the show good and I should continue?


---Edit im retarded and found the forum post please disregard
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Post by: Neoadept on October 07, 2015, 07:27:40 pm
Gravity Falls is pretty great.  It takes it awhile to start focusing on the mystery and moving the plot forward, but the standalone episodes are solid.  Character development is consistent and pretty widely spread.  They take full advantage of the show taking place in a small town to reuse expand on characters, just about anyone who has a full conversation on screen is gonna come back around.  The crazy old inventor in episode 2?  That is not a one off joke.  You will come to love and pity that man.  You'll come to love and pity a lot of these weirdos.

I can safely say it's completely divorced from the rest of the garbage on Disney.  You gotta remember that, once upon a time, this channel gave us Gargoyles.  They churn out a lot of bad shows, but every so often they try something outside the box and on occasion that thing is magical.

Worth a watch.  Four elder horrors out of five.
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Post by: Rysworld on October 07, 2015, 10:56:44 pm
I'm a CONTRARIAN and I'm here to say that Gravity Falls is decent.

I think it would have been much better if it had been made for a teenage bracket. Dipper seems like a fair representation of an awkward pubescent boy. Mabel seems like an alright character, not that it's easy to tell under her horrible, HORRIBLE crush-of-the-week sideplots, which fortunately are as bad as the show gets but unfortunately are not all that uncommon. Grunkle Stan is a pretty entertaining character, even if he's basically just Mr. Krabs.

The sidecast is colourful and fun, and I can't really think of any of them that annoy me or that I dislike.

The plots are great at best and below average at worst, with the median erring towards pretty good.

It's a rather good children's show.

Overall, enjoyable enough to watch. Give her a whirl, then come back and tell us why everything we said was wrong.
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Post by: eropS on October 08, 2015, 09:22:40 pm
Thanks for the recommendation guys I gave it another chance!


New episode was great, learning more about gems is cool, as was Steven and his robot fantasy.
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Post by: Inkling on October 08, 2015, 09:55:31 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/3JLZYjs.jpg)

This is what happens when you're bored out of your mind at work, find a green post it note, laugh at how horrible your sketch turned out, and then send it to Gauph.
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Post by: Slinky on October 08, 2015, 10:35:47 pm
nerds

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Post by: Gauphastus on October 09, 2015, 12:04:16 am
quiet slinky you stupid clod
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Post by: emmet on October 13, 2015, 02:29:54 am
Next episode was leaked, if you like watching cams with 30 seconds missing in the middle.
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Post by: Inkling on October 13, 2015, 08:12:15 am
Yep, I've managed to avoid it so far.
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Post by: martyk on October 13, 2015, 03:51:58 pm
Gonna wait until I can watch it properly, since it's also the last episode until the new year, so it'll probably be a good one.
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Post by: emmet on October 13, 2015, 05:08:34 pm
Gonna wait until I can watch it properly, since it's also the last episode until the new year, so it'll probably be a good one.

I've seen it, and it is! ;)
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Post by: eropS on October 15, 2015, 09:32:15 pm
Big, bitch.
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Post by: Inkling on October 15, 2015, 10:23:04 pm
Bluh Bluh
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Post by: Inkling on October 16, 2015, 10:40:03 pm
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh153/Not_Inkling/tumblr_static_94wyer02xo8wo0og40c4wco48.jpg)
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Post by: Gauphastus on October 28, 2015, 05:05:04 pm
http://www.dailydot.com/geek/steven-universe-fanartist-bullied-controversy/

(http://i.imgur.com/7qIaRzN.jpg)
actually mad
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Post by: Ultimatum on October 28, 2015, 05:34:25 pm
oh dear
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Post by: sgore on October 28, 2015, 07:53:45 pm
Well that's genuinely awful.
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Post by: Inkling on October 28, 2015, 08:51:01 pm
Are Homestuck and Steven Universe fans generally terrible, or it it just the ones on tumblr?
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Post by: eropS on October 28, 2015, 09:46:58 pm
OH MY WORD! THIS IS AMAZING!

DRAMA, EAT YOUR HEART OUT







pls dont effect show pls

edit: wtf woah what is this community....

 ahhhh this ****s got me rollin  (http://katdoge.tumblr.com/post/132056467911/crewniverse-people-can-draw-what-they-want)
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Post by: emmet on October 29, 2015, 03:57:08 am
Oh yeah, people on the subreddit were sharing a lot of this stuff. (Not participating in it.) Some of the accusations were so laboured. At one point she apparently drew Connie with a not-big-enough nose and people accused her of like, erasing Connie's race and identity???

I ****ing hate the term "problematic." People think they can just point at something and say "that's problematic" without having to think about it or explain why, and that this statement alone warrants attention, or any kind of reaction at all.
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Post by: sgore on October 29, 2015, 06:53:55 am
I was going to leave my response to this short, but I just read through  this link from the article (http://joelisawesometv.tumblr.com/post/132020569624/lost-in-another-fantasy-ohheyitsshanaj) where people are apparently using the fact she had access to a phone as evidence she wasn't in the hospital.

I don't know how it is at every hospital in the country, and I don't claim to know the full story here, but, without getting into too much detail, I have had someone call me threatening to commit suicide before (when I was in high school). I called the police. They were taken to a hospital. They later called me from that hospital multiple times.

(Edit: And if all this shakes out and it does turn out some element of this was fabricated, that still means people harassed a fan artist for a children's cartoon so much she felt the need to fake a suicide attempt to escape it. I don't know why anyone would parade that around as a win.)
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Post by: Inkling on October 29, 2015, 03:06:16 pm
Why do these people all type like mentally challenged preteens?

And speaking of butchering the english language, I no longer know what the word "toxic" means.  I blame pokemon and Britney Spears.

Now get off my lawn.
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Post by: Krakow Sam on November 04, 2015, 12:41:03 am
Why do these people all type like mentally challenged preteens?

Because a lot of them are.
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: eropS on November 04, 2015, 03:44:45 pm
I mean I'm pretty sure I was a mentally challenged preteen that's just gotten older
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Post by: Slinky on November 04, 2015, 03:51:37 pm
Hey so Peridot is basically Vegeta right?
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Post by: Inkling on December 18, 2015, 03:12:00 pm
Stevenbomb January 4th!

The Steven Universe game is free on the apple store this week!

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/attack-light-steven-universe/id941380906?mt=8

PANIC
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Post by: emmet on December 18, 2015, 06:51:54 pm
oh nice. that's h*ckin' good news.
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Post by: martyk on December 20, 2015, 08:09:22 am
The episode summaries for this Steven Bomb sound really neat.  Looking forward to some solid exposition.
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Post by: Gauphastus on December 27, 2015, 06:48:58 pm
Meanwhile, some youtube poops.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H98Q9VU6IEM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uz2NUzgMvz8
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Post by: Inkling on December 27, 2015, 10:24:10 pm
Ah yes, we've reached the point in the hiatus when things start getting... weird.

Hang in there Gauph, it's almost over.
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Post by: Inkling on January 04, 2016, 01:31:21 pm
One hour to new Steven Universe!

(http://i.imgur.com/119jwem.png) (http://imgur.com/gallery/KXAMQ)
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Post by: Gauphastus on January 04, 2016, 05:14:24 pm
Aw, that was sweet.


But still I feel like this wouldn't be properly punctuated without a character's demise.
I wonder who it could be.
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Post by: Inkling on January 04, 2016, 06:06:18 pm
Dogcopter.
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Post by: emmet on January 04, 2016, 07:15:59 pm
oh god that was the best episode
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Post by: eropS on January 04, 2016, 09:36:04 pm
omg

this show man

edit- song was pretty gay
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Post by: Slinky on January 05, 2016, 05:36:32 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DxN9UoUa20

fusions are fun
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Post by: Inkling on January 05, 2016, 06:34:04 pm
Today's episode was good, too!  Not as much body horror as I expected.  It's Steven's birthday, so I expected pretty much constant body horror.
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Post by: Krakow Sam on January 06, 2016, 09:49:52 am
So I started watching this dumb show you goobers like.

I guess its ok?

I have questions though.

Is mild to moderate mental retardation a symptom of being a human/mineral hybrid or is that just a coincidence?

Does anyone ever tell Pearl that pearls aren't crystals or even really gemstones?

Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Rysworld on January 06, 2016, 10:30:52 am
Who knows and it's sort of addressed later or at least has a thematic explanation.
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Post by: eropS on January 06, 2016, 01:22:00 pm
He's like 12 when the show starts isn't he?  Hard to distinguish between retarded and child...

What are pearls technically?
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Post by: Krakow Sam on January 06, 2016, 03:29:38 pm
Pearls are hardened spooge secreted by oysters and other bivalve molluscs around bits of sand or grit that get inside their shells.

Though now having looked it up on wikipedia apparently they're formed from tiny calcium carbonate crystals and do technically count as gemstones. Herp Derp.
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Post by: Gauphastus on January 06, 2016, 03:58:26 pm
sam you get out of here you sausage
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Post by: Ultimatum on January 06, 2016, 04:24:58 pm
So I started watching this dumb show you goobers like.

I guess its ok?

I have questions though.

Is mild to moderate mental retardation a symptom of being a human/mineral hybrid or is that just a coincidence?

Does anyone ever tell Pearl that pearls aren't crystals or even really gemstones?

Sam has joined the Goobers
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Post by: emmet on January 06, 2016, 06:53:25 pm
:o

Sam's watching Steven universe?

:o
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Post by: Inkling on January 06, 2016, 07:08:18 pm
When I talked to him earlier today his next episode was Cat Fingers.  Have fun!
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: eropS on January 06, 2016, 08:39:16 pm
Oh man its hardly started

edit: nevermind

ooh i read a theory that pearl is white diamonds pearl and i think it has weight after blue diamond had a pearl with a blue gem and the earth pearl has a white one and her color scheme was white in the story
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Post by: Gauphastus on January 07, 2016, 03:36:39 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/EfbTLI0.png)

hahaha
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Inkling on January 07, 2016, 04:08:33 pm
Spongebob? Are you okay?
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: eropS on January 07, 2016, 06:20:02 pm
Classic
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Post by: Inkling on January 07, 2016, 10:03:28 pm
Gauph and Slinky aren't the only ones who can find dumb videos on youtube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSu6ksCpDjc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKMmXum5OI4

I wonder what terrible things will happen in the episode tomorrow.
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: PatMan33 on January 07, 2016, 10:58:10 pm
This show is sick and setting a terrible example for young people.

You ****ers should be ashamed of yourselves for watching and supporting this garbage. How can you support showing violent sexual imagery to children? You make me want to vomit.
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Krakow Sam on January 08, 2016, 01:07:20 am
No Pat, the real crime here is that the show promotes childhood obesity and even implies fat children can be productive members of society, or even heroes. Disgusting.
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: PatMan33 on January 08, 2016, 06:07:51 am
I can't believe you guys support a show that takes part in censorship. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Gauphastus on January 08, 2016, 06:08:00 am
how
problematic
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Post by: Krakow Sam on January 08, 2016, 10:29:04 am
Gauph please stop erasing me and Pat, then go kill yourself. Thanks (◡‿◡✿)
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Gauphastus on January 08, 2016, 10:33:27 am
kill myself on YOUR MOM

(http://i.imgur.com/r33HKys.gif)
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Krakow Sam on January 08, 2016, 10:36:03 am
I... I don't know how to respond. I'm literally shaking and crying real tears. Pat, help.
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Post by: Gauphastus on January 08, 2016, 10:38:20 am
(http://i.imgur.com/XyN65ta.gif)
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Post by: Gauphastus on January 08, 2016, 10:54:51 am
oh my god

(http://i.imgur.com/MRrabaO.gif)
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Post by: Inkling on January 08, 2016, 04:08:17 pm
You magnificent bastard.

(https://i.imgur.com/fk0wUM9.png)
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Post by: Gauphastus on January 08, 2016, 05:23:24 pm
nice episode but now we have to wait again

:I
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Post by: eropS on January 08, 2016, 06:17:25 pm
nice episode but now we have to wait again

:I

:I
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Post by: PatMan33 on January 08, 2016, 07:25:58 pm
We used to sit and watch that screen saver for tens of minutes.
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Post by: Pixxel on January 09, 2016, 03:06:28 am
So, when's the next batch episodes coming out?
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Post by: Gauphastus on January 09, 2016, 05:49:05 am
A dude working for the show said that while he couldn't talk specifics about the next episodes he assured us that he liked the schedule and that we will too.

I hope and pray for 22-minute episodes one day. :u
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Post by: emmet on January 09, 2016, 08:00:22 am
Last episode was such a tease. Can't wait to see Peridot fuse.
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Post by: Inkling on January 09, 2016, 11:03:30 am
Garnet was surprisingly forward about it.
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Post by: eropS on January 09, 2016, 12:28:18 pm
I like the 11 minute structure. Makes them keep out the filler
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Post by: Inkling on January 09, 2016, 12:37:13 pm
We have had two parters in the past though.  Mirror Gem and Ocean Gem, The Return and Jail Break.
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Post by: Gauphastus on January 09, 2016, 12:45:59 pm
I've also wondered if they ever considered doing a feature film.
Probably a total nightmare though.
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Post by: emmet on January 09, 2016, 01:40:45 pm
I like to imagine a movie'd happen in a couple years time. I love the pace at which the shows story grows in scope and honestly I wouldn't want it to get to the "second war for earth" stage for another while.
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Post by: Rysworld on January 09, 2016, 01:40:45 pm
One thing about this Bomb- I will say that it was kind of odd that Original Flavour Garnet didn't have any extra limbs or anything.

I don't really like Ruby's VA.

Also the Periredemption has arrived. The Amethyst/Peridot fusion is nigh, prepare yourselves.

-EDIT-

I hope and pray for 22-minute episodes one day. :u

Yeah. Agreed. I think that's the biggest shortcoming of the show.
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Post by: Inkling on January 09, 2016, 02:50:55 pm
Interesting opinion on Ruby's voice actor, but you're wrong.  She's great.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24zAybnk8cY
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Post by: /lurk on January 10, 2016, 12:40:21 pm
Get outta here you goobers quit liking cartoons that I don't like.
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Post by: Gauphastus on January 11, 2016, 05:34:27 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-K-zqLNtcw
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Post by: Krakow Sam on January 27, 2016, 02:45:06 pm
Ok I've recovered from the traumatic triggering Gauph gave me and I'm caught up with you guys on this stupid show for fat children.

It was bad for a lot longer than I was led to expect but the pace became decent for the last twenty or so episodes so that's good.

What I really want to know though is when are they going to accidentally reactivate an injector buried under an abandoned auto factory in detroit and make the best gem of all? (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fordite)
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Post by: eropS on January 27, 2016, 03:33:48 pm
Ha that'd be amazing

So do you like it now, or still lukewarm on it all? Any episode grab you?

Lion 2 pretty much sold me after having lost a parent when I was too young to understand
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Post by: Ultimatum on January 27, 2016, 03:38:23 pm
I want to watch this show,but as far as I know it's only on cable and the cartoon network site won't stream unless your in the US.
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Post by: Inkling on January 27, 2016, 04:12:40 pm
There are many ways, my child.

And Sam, that's the gem we'll get when it's revealed that Greg's van was a shapeshifted gem this whole time.
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Post by: Ultimatum on January 27, 2016, 04:21:46 pm
Those ways are known to me,I am no child.

But the ways you speak of lead off the path and into wilds,I will not abandon the path
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Post by: Gauphastus on February 27, 2016, 01:19:40 am
So once again beware significant spoilers.
Pretty sure this is ust like last time. Some CN marketing retard used upcoming episode clips for promos and ended up spoiling some stuff we're really not supposed to know about.

Also just wanted you to know one of the crew that works for the show has confirmed that Steven Universe will now be written specifically with the Steven Bomb format in mind.
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Post by: Krakow Sam on February 27, 2016, 03:03:30 am
I hope this means less episodes centring on the retarded townsfolk blundering around being cutesy.
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Post by: Gauphastus on February 27, 2016, 05:57:50 am
Sometimes I don't mind that.
But lately I just wanna see the main characters.

It's like Adventure Time. I'm watching all this crazy stuff go on and then bam hey here ya go its a bmo episode great dont you LOVE IT
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Post by: eropS on February 27, 2016, 09:01:14 am
Yo those spoilers are dope.
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Post by: Inkling on February 27, 2016, 12:11:37 pm
I do love BMO episodes.  And it looks like the international branches are just as incompetent as Cartoon Network HQ.
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Post by: Neoadept on February 27, 2016, 06:36:49 pm
Steven Universe will now be written specifically with the Steven Bomb format in mind.
*curls up and dies*

This is madness.
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Post by: Krakow Sam on February 27, 2016, 06:43:41 pm
It's like Adventure Time. I'm watching all this crazy stuff go on and then bam hey here ya go its a bmo episode great dont you LOVE IT

Adventure Time is the opposite of SU a lot of the time, for me. I like episodes about just low key crap happening because BMO is kawaii and so are a lot of the other adventure times. But the people who live in Steven's town are retards. Pretty sure long exposure to gem radiation just turns humans into some sort of subnormal dumboids. Even people who are meant to be smart. Like Connie's mother spends hours thinking a giant multicoloured cronenberg of limbs is a car accident victim??? What med school did she go to?
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Post by: Neoadept on February 28, 2016, 07:15:55 am
Sam, just because it's a horrific amalgam of mismatched limbs forged in malice doesn't mean it wasn't also a car crash victim.  I bet it wandered into an intersection.

She also didn't bat an eye at attending dinner with a six story schizophrenic.  Maybe she's just a very tolerant and inclusive person.  Ya jerk.
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Post by: emmet on February 28, 2016, 09:06:12 am
Maybe Beach City is an island of relative normalcy in a world full of this kind of crazy junk. I wouldn't be surprised given the number of ancient gem artifacts which are probably littered across the planet.

The inhabitants could be acclimatized to this bull****.
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Post by: Inkling on February 28, 2016, 10:00:31 am
Maybe gems put out some kind of effect that blinds humans to gem craziness.
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Post by: eropS on February 28, 2016, 02:35:19 pm
You know I kind of think that since when you see picture and video of Rose she is way more human looking than the rest.

Maybe that's how humans see gems? Idk
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Post by: Gauphastus on May 02, 2016, 02:54:39 pm
soon
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Post by: Inkling on May 02, 2016, 03:45:11 pm
May 12, right?
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Post by: Gauphastus on May 02, 2016, 05:09:54 pm
That's what they said. I'm lookin forward to it.
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Post by: Krakow Sam on May 02, 2016, 05:13:14 pm
Maybe we'll finally see the long awaited Peridot/Morty fusion.
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Post by: eropS on May 02, 2016, 05:34:31 pm
i'd like a peridot anyone fusion

is this going to be an episode a day thing or a bunch of episodes at once?
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Post by: Inkling on May 02, 2016, 05:51:56 pm
"Morty!  You gotta f- *urp* You gotta fuse with this gay space rock Morty!

"Aw jeez Rick I don't know!"
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Post by: Krakow Sam on May 03, 2016, 02:45:27 am
I can't wait to see the long-speculated Amethyst/Chief Wiggum fusion.
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Post by: Inkling on May 12, 2016, 03:23:32 pm
SOON.
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Post by: Krakow Sam on May 12, 2016, 03:43:12 pm
Soon Pearl will fuse with Homestuck in accordance with prophesy.
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Post by: emmet on May 13, 2016, 05:14:07 am
That was a little disappointing, right? Feels like they just wrapped up two of the major conflicts as fast as possible...

But then again, this is a "4 week event" so I guess other stuff is gonna happen. But seriously, it felt like the whole cluster thing turned out to be really simple to solve. :|
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Post by: eropS on May 13, 2016, 12:17:57 pm
I never thought the cluster was supposed to be the big bad, just the catalyst to have Peridot work with Steven to save her own skin, yet ultimately come to their side. Yellow diamond and Jasper have always seemed more like the big bads.

Plus I really like how he solved it. They did some nice foreshadowing earlier in the episode and it fit his character really well.

The other one, IDK, it didn't feel fast. They'd been looking for malachite all season till the drill, so the showdown was due and it was a good one imo
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Post by: eropS on May 20, 2016, 11:09:08 pm
Lapis is Peri first fusion confirm
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Post by: Inkling on May 20, 2016, 11:30:45 pm
Jersey hates the earth confirmed

Rest stop sushi confirmed

The gem that punched out Lapis in the past was Bismuth... possible?
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Post by: Krakow Sam on May 21, 2016, 03:40:40 am
Fordite created in New Jersey confirmed
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Post by: emmet on May 25, 2016, 02:31:06 am
Heads up - there's been a sizeable leak  Next three episodes.
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Post by: Krakow Sam on May 25, 2016, 03:00:54 am
Lapis confirmed for stuck up bitch

Edit: What an "event" wow. Donuts. This show never changes in all its disappointing triviality.
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Post by: emmet on May 25, 2016, 06:16:56 am
you obviously don't understand the power of friendship dude
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Post by: Inkling on May 25, 2016, 02:41:26 pm
So who's at fault for airing a bunch of episodes in France first?  Cartoon Network, or French/European Cartoon Network?
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Post by: Krakow Sam on May 25, 2016, 04:41:26 pm
you obviously don't understand the power of friendship dude

I liked the Baseball episode just fine. Donut levitation is trash though and Steven should feel fat and ashamed.
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Post by: Inkling on May 25, 2016, 04:58:14 pm
Dammit Sam those episodes aren't out yet, spoilers or something.
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Post by: emmet on May 25, 2016, 05:01:16 pm
just watch the episodes duh
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Post by: Inkling on May 25, 2016, 05:41:13 pm
But then won't they be out of order?
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Post by: emmet on May 25, 2016, 05:43:26 pm
nope, the leaked episodes are the next three to come out
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Post by: eropS on May 25, 2016, 06:09:48 pm
are they in english?
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Post by: emmet on May 25, 2016, 06:16:27 pm
yuh. they have the old opening, in english, but the text is french. the episodes themselves are totally in english. it's pretty weird.
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Post by: Inkling on May 25, 2016, 07:54:02 pm
it's pretty weird.

Sums up the scheduling for anything from cartoon network.
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Post by: eropS on May 25, 2016, 08:31:25 pm
donut episode had a few pretty solid chuckles out of me
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Post by: Neoadept on May 26, 2016, 06:45:11 pm
*ignores France because A:  It's France and B:  If I wanted all the episodes at once I wouldn't fear the Steve Bomb*

Peridot should have opened with fart noises.  I'm pretty sure a shared love of fart jokes is the entire basis for Lapis' friendship with Steven.

*C:  Seriously, guys?  France?*
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Post by: Inkling on May 26, 2016, 07:35:12 pm
Freedom Bits for all!
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Post by: Gauphastus on July 01, 2016, 01:54:34 am
(http://i.imgur.com/S6s12su.png?1)

good i need my dose
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Post by: eropS on July 01, 2016, 08:01:17 am
Are those the episodes thatbwwre supposed to be not leaked or are we finally past the barn friend and such
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Post by: emmet on July 01, 2016, 08:32:25 am
the leak was just a few episodes from the last steven bomb, so no, none of these are leaked
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Post by: Krakow Sam on July 01, 2016, 11:24:22 am
Oh boy get ready for more things to not be explained or resolved.


Synopses of new episodes:

1: Steven tries to learn to play an ancient gem musical instrument but his hands are too fat.
2: Steven runs out of tortilla chips.
3: Amethyst and Connie watch Aqua-Mexican soap operas.
4: The Homeworld sends a weapon of- HAHA JUST KIDDING, Steven develops the power to see smells.
5: SEASON FINALE - Steven derps around with a pizza cutter for ten minutes.
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Post by: Gauphastus on July 01, 2016, 11:34:30 am
get out of here sam you are a wrong
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Post by: Krakow Sam on July 01, 2016, 11:45:09 am
My uncle works for cartoon network and he's confirmed those are the episodes. Also I have a black belt in Judo and Karate so don't mess with me or I'll do the five point palm exploding heart technique.
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Post by: Gauphastus on July 01, 2016, 12:09:48 pm
yeah well

your mom
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Post by: Pixxel on July 02, 2016, 06:04:34 am
I don't know Gauph, I think you should be careful. I heard Sam has a blackbelt.
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Post by: Ultimatum on July 02, 2016, 08:53:35 am
Fight fight fight!
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Post by: eropS on July 02, 2016, 08:41:49 pm
It's funny cause IDK if Sam is telling the truth or not haha
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Post by: Inkling on July 02, 2016, 10:27:19 pm
I'd watch those episodes he made up.
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Post by: emmet on July 04, 2016, 12:43:49 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9O9mnVtBaxE

So this promo confirms what some suspected - this isn't a week of Steven Universe, this is new episodes every weeknight for the rest of the Summer.

Neat!
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Post by: Inkling on July 04, 2016, 07:42:29 pm
So the Steven Atom Bomb?
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Gauphastus on July 05, 2016, 01:39:02 am
omg
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Post by: Inkling on July 05, 2016, 08:09:19 am
Steven Nuke.  We're all gonna die.
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Post by: Gauphastus on July 17, 2016, 11:01:58 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGJdN4RxrzM

i need this
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Post by: Krakow Sam on July 18, 2016, 02:42:17 am
- Steven gets his finger stuck in the neck of a soda bottle.
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Post by: Inkling on July 18, 2016, 02:29:30 pm
The Steven Nuke is in sight.

PANIC
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Post by: eropS on July 18, 2016, 10:44:38 pm
No but when is it
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Post by: Inkling on July 18, 2016, 10:49:35 pm
It started today.  You're already behind!
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Post by: eropS on July 18, 2016, 11:43:58 pm
I'm on vacation.... ****..... Yay I'll have so many to see
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Post by: Inkling on July 19, 2016, 10:11:04 pm
The first episodes of the nuke have been great!
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Post by: Rysworld on July 19, 2016, 10:32:18 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hzS2FA8dIE

Best SU song so far Y/N?

(https://media.giphy.com/media/l41lUJ1YoZB1lHVPG/giphy.gif)


Also, unrelatedly:

I really like how in this show people who are playing instruments actually play them correctly, visually. That's always been a minor annoyance of mine in cartoons.
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Post by: Inkling on July 20, 2016, 05:41:14 pm
Sugar being a musician goes a long way to that, I'd think.  And I love the attention to detail like that on this show.
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Post by: emmet on July 21, 2016, 05:36:53 pm
Well, that episode was ****ing weird. It felt very rushed and man were Steven's actions ever ****ed up and nobody seemed to care.
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Post by: eropS on July 21, 2016, 09:37:07 pm
Yeah totally ****ed up I expected everyone to turn around and go WTF to Steven.... then again he has saved the town multiple times, everyone knows him to be a good person with good intentions, and maybe he's earned their trust and it's not a big deal if the local super hero god sometimes inhabits your body

Peridot power is fun. Like her development so far. Some exposition on home world was cool, too.
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Post by: Rysworld on July 21, 2016, 11:18:58 pm
I hate lifeswap/bodyswap stuff with, if not a burning passion, at the very least a smouldering one. It ticks off heavy discomfort for me and always has.

On the flip side, seeing Lars's VA try on Steven's mannerisms was kind of neat.

Kind of an uneventful episode, really, although if I'm not mistaken this might be the first time we've seen Lars's parents?
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Post by: Gauphastus on July 22, 2016, 12:29:35 am
I liked it but then I like everything.

Except for that Uncle Grandpa abortion.
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Post by: emmet on July 22, 2016, 03:09:11 am
do you like me?
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Krakow Sam on July 22, 2016, 10:59:47 am
"Gauph and Tesla make tacos"
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Post by: emmet on July 22, 2016, 11:12:13 am
I wouldn't mind it.
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Post by: Krakow Sam on July 22, 2016, 11:24:14 am
I thought the bodyswap thing was ok.

Nice that peridot gets some arbitrary powers. How much you wanna bet that crappy phase 2 gems fusing with original recipe gems gives them access to regular gem powers?
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Gauphastus on July 22, 2016, 07:35:55 pm
haha what
what the hell even was this episode
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Krakow Sam on July 23, 2016, 04:21:36 am
Fusing automatically lets you do handbrake turns.
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Post by: Ultimatum on July 24, 2016, 09:17:58 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hi-ifpiLNTg

 Uncle Grandpa is 100% canon!
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Post by: Inkling on July 25, 2016, 07:20:21 pm
Kofi takes brand loyalty VERY seriously.
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Post by: emmet on July 26, 2016, 12:16:34 am
Let the filler episodes end
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Post by: Inkling on July 26, 2016, 12:26:10 am
I don't mind filler so long as it's entertaining, and this was.  Continuity free townie episodes give me a chance to try and lure people like Pat into the show with promises of things like snipers firing on politicians and immigrants trying to brand children in the streets.

From the panicked screaming about spoilers and leaks, apparently we're getting a lot of very not filler episodes very soon.  If you've seen those, keep it to yourself or spoiler it.
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Post by: Gauphastus on July 26, 2016, 02:07:00 am
I'm avoiding everything. The only place I go is the Steven Universe subreddit to see what people think about the latest episode.
Speaking of which this show never ceases to make me smile while I watch it.

Sometimes I kinda forget it's not all drama and superpowers though so it's at least a tiny bit jarring hanging out with townspeople.
Also Steven is on a roll causing trouble lately. That kid is definitely the next Hitler.
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Post by: Krakow Sam on July 26, 2016, 02:21:59 am
Except Hitler didn't have a suite of stupendous and totally arbitrary superpowers.

Steven is turning into silver age Superman here. Flight, Super Strength, Control Plants, Make fully sentient melon duplicates, astral projection, freaky fridayism, fuse with girl to create hermaphrodite who is good at driving, force fields, teleportation bubbles, healing saliva, prophetic dreams, inter-dimensional lion familiar, fat hands. 


I may have missed some, but come on.
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Post by: emmet on July 26, 2016, 03:31:24 am
you forgot big pink shield
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Post by: Krakow Sam on July 26, 2016, 03:58:49 am
Big pink shield, change height, change age, transform into nightmarish amalgam of cats, ultrasonic shrill voice, ukelele.
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Post by: Inkling on July 26, 2016, 08:21:30 am
That weird vision during the race makes me wonder.  Steven's powers are emotion based, I'm curious to see what would develop if he got good and angry.

And I'm with you Gauph, the subreddit seems to be the only place on the internet that talks about the show and has self control.
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Post by: Rysworld on July 26, 2016, 11:24:52 am
freaky fridayism... fat hands. 

I chuckled.

Maybe it's a half-saiyan situation and being half-human makes him more powerful?
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Post by: eropS on July 26, 2016, 04:23:56 pm
I could buy that.

Plus we don't know how strong diamonds are tbh, maybe rose was that badass


Cat power was my fav. I like the post episode discussions on the subreddit, they usually catch a few things I never picked up and the theories are always a fun time
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Post by: Krakow Sam on July 26, 2016, 04:50:17 pm
Rose Quartz ain't a diamond though, she's a quartz, obviously, and so is Amethyst. So I guess minimum as strong as amethyst? Which I guess is really held back by Amethyst being a doof that was born on Earth and never got proper gem training. I expect when the show gets around to having "real" Amethysts they'll be a handful.
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Post by: eropS on July 26, 2016, 05:43:23 pm
Bruh. She's pink diamond
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Krakow Sam on July 27, 2016, 01:15:09 am
Rose Quartz was tall but yellow diamond is huge even compared to her. Also who ever heard of a pink diamond???
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: eropS on July 27, 2016, 08:28:41 am
I mean. Pink diamonds absolutely exist, there was an entire movie about one being stolen, Pink Panther.

Rose also looked the most human esq, to me that adds another unique feature to distinguish her from normal gems.

Also, the old four diamond symbol has one color removed, Pink, when it is turned to the three triangles of Yellow Blue and White. No mention of any diamond in that revolution, but Yellow sure as **** seems pretty spiteful and vindictive towards the planet a mere quartz wanted to defend. Furthermore the mural has Rose interacting directly with what looks like Blue Diamonds character and a diamond of her own. Also also, all their old clothes have Pink Diamonds on them (pearls suit for instance) while Peridot, a yellow stooge, had a yellow diamond on hers.

To me it's not even a discussion. Her amount of power and leadership screams important chess piece. The amount of impact her character had in the world before we are introduced to it is way to huge to just simple be a regular quartz.

Also. Her unbreakable shield, you know what else is 'unbreakable' because it is considered the strongest gem stone? Diamonds.

Imo that's the way the writing is going. She's too important, powerful, and has too many secrets to just be rose quartz, that'd be dumb.

Edit: found a good summary, he even at the end goes with me in that it's the narrative value that truly drives the theory. https://m.reddit.com/r/stevenuniverse/comments/42lytg/rose_quartz_is_pink_diamond_post_stevenbomb_4/
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Post by: Krakow Sam on July 27, 2016, 10:41:04 am
Ok, that's actually pretty persuasive.

This will all be of relevance when Steven is killed and Rose reconstitutes from the gem and it was all just part of some gambit har har.
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: emmet on July 27, 2016, 11:36:30 am
So many of the SU predictions have been right on the money in the past, so I really don't doubt it.
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Ultimatum on July 27, 2016, 11:40:04 am
Ok, that's actually pretty persuasive.

This will all be of relevance when Steven is killed and Rose reconstitutes from the gem and it was all just part of some gambit har har.

Steven somehow loses his Gem..and  it gets corrupted making an evil Rose Quartz
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Inkling on July 27, 2016, 03:34:30 pm
Tonight's episode is called Monster Reunion.


PANIC
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: emmet on July 27, 2016, 03:48:33 pm
i've already seen it its good
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Post by: Inkling on July 27, 2016, 04:19:06 pm
Cheater.
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Gauphastus on July 27, 2016, 06:20:45 pm
more please this is the good ****
i found this episode nicely distressing
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Inkling on July 27, 2016, 06:36:55 pm
Definitely.  I love when they get into lore, and we got a lot of it tonight.  Poor Centipeedle...
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Post by: eropS on July 28, 2016, 04:26:29 pm
right?

Confirms more stuff though like how homeworld did some mass corruption weapon and rose was working to restore them.

Lapis episode was also great. Dat Jasper desperation
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Inkling on July 28, 2016, 07:53:35 pm
I wonder how much the events of tonight's episode cost Greg.
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: eropS on July 28, 2016, 08:34:26 pm
He might be broke by the end of the season at this rate tbh
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Inkling on July 28, 2016, 10:21:46 pm
It's criminal that they don't play the credits at the end.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4xyiGvGKhs
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Gauphastus on July 28, 2016, 11:13:44 pm
this show treats me so fine
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Gauphastus on July 29, 2016, 08:33:40 pm
Another pretty great episode. Nice to see Rose and some Vidalia too. That chick is bangin.
And I guess Steven might have super speed too why not.
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: eropS on July 29, 2016, 09:22:18 pm
The dude is Superman in training imo
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Inkling on July 29, 2016, 09:44:22 pm
Good eye on the super speed out of nowhere.

I love that baby Sour Cream had the exact same voice as current Sour Cream.
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Gauphastus on July 30, 2016, 01:31:04 am
Yeah, dude. That first meh he made gave me a good larf. So unexpected.

EDIT: "I think Jasper's arc will be about Steven abusing his power." (https://www.reddit.com/r/stevenuniverse/comments/4vcbgr/i_think_jaspers_arc_will_be_about_steven_abusing/)
Interesting. I was wanting to see something like this too, something about Steven's eventual fall from grace and then his own redemption.
And yeah, I'm on the side of wanting Jasper to be redeemed as well in her own way. But what I figure is about to happen is she'll be a bit ambiguous about it and then get abducted by the Rubies before anything happens.

Pretty sure. :0
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: eropS on July 30, 2016, 07:58:58 pm
Nah, I don't buy the homeworld gem premise nor really the cool kids being analogous to the gems. Like, they act more as an amorphous hive mind rather than 3 individuals.

Anyway, I think maybe Stevens power abuse might be relevant but I don't think it's going to be anything like described
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Inkling on July 30, 2016, 10:03:37 pm
Halfway into a two day hiatus and you're already cooking up weird theories.
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Gauphastus on July 30, 2016, 10:09:08 pm
There's always room for neato theories.
I like this stuff. It's the best part about any ongoing story, no matter how weird some of it gets.
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Inkling on August 01, 2016, 04:27:44 pm
Dammit.  Spoiler filled commercials everywhere.  It's almost as if Cartoon Network doesn't want us to even turn them on, just find the show on dailymotion or something an hour later.
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Inkling on August 01, 2016, 10:13:41 pm
SPOILERS FOR TONIGHT'S EPISODE:

So the internet has already identified the two gems Jasper took, ocean jasper and biggs jasper.  Look them up!

Tomorrow's episode is Crack the Whip, and Wednesday's is Steven vs Amethyst.  Sounds like a two parter to me.

So we have Jasper out gathering up other jaspers, a subset of Quartz class gems.  Amethyst is also a quartz and would be one of the easier ones for Jasper to find.  And Amethyst is about to get a lot of attention.  Or maybe those two plot lines are unrelated.  We'll find out soon!
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Gauphastus on August 02, 2016, 06:20:28 pm
oh no amethyst baby its okay  :'(
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Inkling on August 02, 2016, 07:37:03 pm
It's not okay yet.  But she'll probably work it out tomorrow.

WITH HER FISTS.

THEORY FOR TOMORROW:

Whatever form the conflict between Steven and Amethyst takes, Connie will be the spark.  Amethyst will lash out at her because even the human did a better job at fighting Jasper.
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: eropS on August 02, 2016, 09:45:40 pm
Oh man.

How did I never see that their fusion form being a great soldier was going to be a thing. Awesome.
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Inkling on August 03, 2016, 05:04:48 pm
I WAS WRONG.

CARTOON NETWORK STILL HATES US.
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Gauphastus on August 03, 2016, 05:12:01 pm
kay that episode was pretty baller
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: emmet on August 04, 2016, 03:24:24 am
y'all ready for tonight's two parter tho?
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Gauphastus on August 04, 2016, 05:29:56 pm
oh man
so good
i wish the show was this long more often

so gooooooood
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: emmet on August 04, 2016, 05:32:48 pm
ye was good

also rose quartz is not pink diamond confirmed?
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Inkling on August 04, 2016, 06:01:54 pm
Unless she was keeping that a secret, too.

Also hot damn, what an episode!
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: eropS on August 04, 2016, 06:52:48 pm
ye was good

also rose quartz is not pink diamond confirmed?

Not until sugar says it.

She's not pink diamond there's like no point.
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Krakow Sam on August 05, 2016, 01:31:11 am
Naw seems like if she IS Pink Diamond then it detracts from the character. One of the themes of the show is meant to be like, self determination and being all you could be. If Rose was a super-powerful gem that was meant for leadership then it doesn't say much for the crystals' achievements really.
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: eropS on August 05, 2016, 07:40:17 am
Nah I'm not in.

She's either a piece of pink or was pink. Self determination is cool and all as a theme but I don't see the story carrying much water if she's NOT pink.


Shoot after that episode I'm even more in the boat. All her secrets, her defense of the diamonds, she's pink.
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Inkling on August 05, 2016, 03:09:39 pm
I'm with erops on this one, and I think Rose kept it a secret from everyone.  It'll only be revealed when Steven runs into one of the Diamonds.

Even if she wasn't Pink Diamond, there's a story about Pink's fall from the other three that they've been hinting at for a long time.
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Gec on August 05, 2016, 04:13:23 pm
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/0b2fd7271899fc90333342773d5eb7ec/tumblr_obf752L1cY1uuk4bio1_540.jpg)
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: eropS on August 05, 2016, 04:33:50 pm
Oh my god that's amazing.

And yeah my running head cannon is Rose 'reformed' herself as a quartz to inspire revolt and make her more relatable (like, hey if I can have my own free will as a diam-quartz then you all can too)

Bismuth does say oh so this is just another form of yours to her
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Gauphastus on August 05, 2016, 10:06:21 pm
So in Canada we got an episode early for some reason..?
It was pretty good.
The idea that Lapis and Peridot are over there for days or weeks on end just screwing around is pretty funny to me.
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: eropS on August 06, 2016, 09:48:56 am
Yeah those barn scenes were great.
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Ultimatum on August 06, 2016, 12:46:13 pm
Some thoughts from someone who is slowly getting into this series

- Rose basically started a civil war with her own species

-She did some really questionable things that we still don't know about (sealing away Bismuth may be just the tip of an iceberg)

Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: eropS on August 08, 2016, 06:50:39 am
By slowly getting into it are you watching new episodes first and coming back to the old?

Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Ultimatum on August 08, 2016, 07:20:22 am
watching new episodes
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Inkling on August 08, 2016, 10:13:07 am
Well, you're doing it wrong.
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Ultimatum on August 08, 2016, 10:36:24 am
Sue me
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Inkling on August 08, 2016, 04:48:50 pm
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH SO MANY THINGS HAPPENED.


....I'm starting to think maybe Rose wasn't Pink Diamond after all.
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: eropS on August 08, 2016, 05:07:24 pm
****. That line definitely has me reassessing some things. I'm not unconvinced but that is a tough one to mental gymnastics

I am willing to entertain the idea the lion is pd, but I do not like it.

Okay. She's still pd or a part of her. These are the counter hints meant to throw off the trail of the true hints given in earlier episodes. Yeaaaah. Yeah that works for me rn
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Gauphastus on August 08, 2016, 05:27:14 pm
OMFG
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: eropS on August 08, 2016, 05:31:30 pm
Shout-out to Jasper's VA. Her game was on point
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Gauphastus on August 08, 2016, 05:37:51 pm
seriously steven fusing with amethyst holy fuuuuuck

For real though I'm giddy as ****.

God damn.
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: eropS on August 08, 2016, 09:51:31 pm
Yeah that was fun. I look forward to the other versions yet to be shown. Especially the stevedot
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Inkling on August 08, 2016, 11:36:42 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pfdOnfpITw
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Rysworld on August 08, 2016, 11:47:38 pm
This was a ****ing doozy.

Like three wow moments right after another. Ridiculous. Love it.
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: eropS on August 09, 2016, 04:10:16 pm
Wooooooooooow

Are you ****ing kidding me? That moon scene. The exposition. Shiiieeeeeet

This show is great.
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: emmet on August 09, 2016, 04:20:35 pm
ye
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Gauphastus on August 09, 2016, 05:35:15 pm
steven is died

EDIT: There's a new crack theory (https://www.reddit.com/r/stevenuniverse/comments/4wz9hi/i_just_mentally_imploded_back_to_the_moon_spoilers/?sort=top) that's come about on the subreddit.
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: emmet on August 10, 2016, 09:35:56 am
so are they gonna rename the show now that steven is dead?
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Ultimatum on August 10, 2016, 09:49:33 am
Did he go poof or what?
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Inkling on August 10, 2016, 03:19:19 pm
Dead and gone forever.
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Ultimatum on August 10, 2016, 04:55:02 pm
F
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Gec on August 10, 2016, 05:01:35 pm
Ah well, gonna have to change the theme song again...

We, are the Crystal ___!
We'll always save the day.
___ __ ___ _____ __ ___!
We'll always find a way!
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Inkling on August 10, 2016, 05:25:47 pm
Yaaaaay they played the end credits song!

Think they'll leave the rubies floating in space?
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: eropS on August 10, 2016, 05:34:39 pm
No
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Inkling on August 10, 2016, 06:09:17 pm
Hmm....

Rubies don't mind heat, right?

MEGA RUBY ORBITAL STRIKE
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Gauphastus on August 10, 2016, 06:20:47 pm
I'm tellin ya sometime soon Steven is gonna have to make a really hard choice. And it's gonna be the wrong one and one of the CGs is gonna permadie.
I feel like it could be headed that way anyway.

Or maybe I just want this show to destroy me.
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: emmet on August 11, 2016, 12:23:27 am
Was looking at the episode summaries for the upcoming ones on Wikipedia. Friday's one just says "Steven and the Gems examine fusions." Whaaa
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Ultimatum on August 11, 2016, 06:03:51 am
I'm tellin ya sometime soon Steven is gonna have to make a really hard choice. And it's gonna be the wrong one and one of the CGs is gonna permadie.
I feel like it could be headed that way anyway.

Or maybe I just want this show to destroy me.

Its going to be Pearl
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: eropS on August 11, 2016, 07:51:29 am
Lol no
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Rysworld on August 11, 2016, 11:20:44 am
Was looking at the episode summaries for the upcoming ones on Wikipedia. Friday's one just says "Steven and the Gems examine fusions." Whaaa

(http://i.imgur.com/OYYmv7E.png)
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Inkling on August 11, 2016, 06:49:41 pm
meep meep
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Gauphastus on August 11, 2016, 07:16:30 pm
Haha, what the hell even.
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: eropS on August 11, 2016, 10:18:34 pm
I liked it, good throwback.

Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Inkling on August 11, 2016, 10:25:44 pm
Tomorrow's episode is apparently all about fusion.  You know what that means!

Peridot is gonna score.
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Gauphastus on August 12, 2016, 04:58:25 pm
garnets reaction was the best thing in the world and is also basically what i was doing the first time i saw it
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Ultimatum on August 12, 2016, 05:08:47 pm
Tomorrow's episode is apparently all about fusion.  You know what that means!

Peridot is gonna score.

Nope
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Inkling on August 12, 2016, 05:29:59 pm
Yep, I was wrong.

Instead they broke the fourth wall so many times all that was left was a fine powder.
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: eropS on August 12, 2016, 10:33:21 pm
Wait that's the end of the every day episodes?!
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Rysworld on August 12, 2016, 11:04:01 pm
Yep.
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Neoadept on August 13, 2016, 08:10:48 am
The internet is not kind. (http://io9.gizmodo.com/steven-universe-artist-quits-twitter-over-fan-harassmen-1785242762)
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Gauphastus on August 13, 2016, 09:55:29 am
Yeah, I heard about this the other day. It's a shame. They all seem like such cool people.
But this is what happens when you make yourself available to everybody. Celebrities have been dealing with this nonsense for decades.

It's not always hate and bile. Sometimes you also just don't want people worshiping you either. You wish things could just kinda be normal.
Instead you just end up with everyone treating you differently.


I can't imagine ever being popular or like.. a public person in any fashion. I couldn't bear it.
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: eropS on August 13, 2016, 11:22:25 am
Wow super dumb. **** like this makes me fest they'll eventually take their ball and go home
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Krakow Sam on August 14, 2016, 06:57:40 am
Just caught up on a week's worth of crystal goobers after my vaycaycay.

(https://frinkiac.com/gif/S03E16/188532/194572.gif?b64lines=)

I'm pretty surprised a meat-gem fusion happened before Peridot and anyone else but I guess the show treats fusion as a big deal between individuals who are very close (aside from Jasper going around Fraping gems and catching FTDs) so whatever. Yoyos. I hope the rubies show up again and cause more hijinks, I love those little goofballs.
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: eropS on August 22, 2016, 08:18:44 pm
The rubies were meh, and I'm also surprised a meat gem happened as I was expecting peri to be the one


Pink lion and sand temple are clearly related. Could be something diamond esq
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Krakow Sam on August 23, 2016, 05:14:50 am
The rubies were meh

You take that back.
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Pixxel on August 24, 2016, 09:04:02 am
Here's a theory.

Rose was Pink diamond, then she split herself which created a bunch of shards.
The main piece formed Rose and was later used to help create Steven. The other shards she put in a bunch of animals, like pink lion which is why he has weird abilities.
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Krakow Sam on August 24, 2016, 10:27:58 am
Except the part where several people say they saw Rose shatter Pink Diamond.

If this turns out to be some stupid Obi Wan "from a certain point of view" cheapout I will track down the series writers and punch them in the back of the head.
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Ultimatum on August 24, 2016, 11:48:12 am
So I watched an episode where  Amethyst shapeshifted into Rose

foreshadowing?
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Inkling on August 24, 2016, 02:37:20 pm
Foreshadowing what?
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Krakow Sam on August 24, 2016, 03:22:30 pm
(http://frinkiac.com/gif/S04E17/898613/900482.gif?b64lines=UmViZWNjYSBTdWdhcg==)

(Disclaimer: The above was posted as a joke and I do not support or condone violence directed toward tv show creators or threats of violence delivered over social media, in person or by other means, thank you.)
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Ultimatum on August 24, 2016, 04:38:58 pm
Foreshadowing what?

somthing happening in the future

like a shapeshifter shattering pink dimond and framing Rose
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: eropS on August 24, 2016, 04:40:52 pm
Yeah not sure what that's foreshadow unless you're suggesting a rose quartz shifted into pd and vice versa? Oh I like the theory you just posted as I was typing.

I'm amiable to the pd took over another rose body, maybe, like I would buy it.

I still think she's wholesale PD or a piece of her. I'm still kinda trying to figure out how, but having her not be a part of her just doesn't work for me. Especially with her gem placement being shown. I'm also still convinced Rose's more human look hints to her true nature.
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Inkling on August 24, 2016, 05:53:54 pm
But Amethyst's overuse of shapeshifting has been a big part of her character, and it made perfect sense within that story.  Calling it foreshadowing seems like a big stretch.

And then there's the fusions, Smokey and Rainbow Quartz.  Even if Rose was somehow Pink Diamond at one point, her gem seems to be a functional quartz now.

Rose seems to have not been your average quartz, but then we have a very small sample size, and neither Amethyst or Jasper are apparently reflective of the average quartz class gem.

Let's look at the clearest scene about Pink Diamond we have, the eyewitness description from Eyeball.  It sounds like the Rebellion had been going long before the shattering, and Rose was already well known.  And remember how Pearl shivered at the topic.  We know that she was very close if not the closest to Rose.  Whatever happened there was traumatic for her.

And now I'll make the counterargument, that Rose and therefore Steven was more than just a quartz.  There's the foreshadowing of the birthday king suit getup, Steven as the watermelon king, and baby melon's sacrifice to stop the conflict. "They don't need a king, they're their own melons now."

And if Pink Diamond somehow gave up that role to become Rose, it would be completely in character for Rose to then give up her physical form to make Steven.
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Gauphastus on August 24, 2016, 11:13:49 pm
So a Studio Trigger animator (Gurren Lagann, Kill la Kill, whatever) apparently had a hand in the animation of the upcoming episode.
I dunno the name mostly because I don't care but hey, SU is one step closer to a magical boy anime than it's ever been.

Hope it's good.

Kill la Kill sucks.

EDIT: Here's his tumblr.
http://porigoshi.tumblr.com/
He's drawn a good bit of fanart too. It's neato.

(http://i.imgur.com/xvvBZRc.gif)
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: /lurk on August 25, 2016, 06:44:46 am
"Kill la Kill sucks" - Steven Universe fan
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Ultimatum on August 25, 2016, 07:30:15 am
lapis confirmed for best gem
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Gauphastus on August 25, 2016, 05:13:08 pm
Wow, Steven.
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: emmet on August 25, 2016, 05:41:09 pm
Great moves.
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Gauphastus on August 31, 2016, 10:34:38 pm
what happened to that geode anyway
does anyone remember that thing
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Ultimatum on September 01, 2016, 01:58:26 am
it exploded
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Gauphastus on September 02, 2016, 06:25:42 pm
what no

Also I double checked to make sure and found a neato theory video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhydWIjUmBE
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Inkling on September 02, 2016, 07:04:11 pm
That's a good theory.  I'll go with that.

Unless the Geode is Pink Diamond.
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Gauphastus on September 02, 2016, 08:17:02 pm
also i gotta be honest
i dont care about mr smiley and his old friend that episode wasnt very interesting
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Inkling on September 02, 2016, 08:57:01 pm
Yeah, he was the worst townie so far.  I wonder if that was supposed to be some kind of Alan Rickman tribute.
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Krakow Sam on September 04, 2016, 12:45:45 pm
That's a good theory.  I'll go with that.

Unless the Geode is Pink Diamond.

Everything ever is Pink Diamond.

Except Pink Diamond.

Pink Diamond is Problem Sleuth.
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Gauphastus on September 05, 2016, 08:07:10 pm
http://chanellelize.tumblr.com/post/149856697500/tokesmagoats-so-im-sure-you-all-have

That's pretty interesting if meaningless at the present moment.
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Inkling on September 05, 2016, 09:54:04 pm
That seems like something the crew might've done.  I like it.
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Krakow Sam on September 06, 2016, 03:47:04 am
Yeah that seems like a textbook clue. Good job the nerd that spotted it.
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: /lurk on September 06, 2016, 07:44:40 am
It's a good thing they dropped this hint for something they're going glaze over in five minutes and then go back to doing ****ty slice-of-life for another thirty episodes.
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Krakow Sam on September 06, 2016, 08:13:31 am
Steeeeeven the CAR WASH needs new BRUSHES and also Earth is about to be obliterated by a comet
Title: Re: Steven Universe!
Post by: Inkling on September 08, 2016, 04:38:38 pm
Oh man tonight's episode was awesome.

(http://i.imgur.com/119jwem.png) (http://imgur.com/gallery/KXAMQ)
Title: Re: Steven Universe! - Trans-Species Erotica After School
Post by: Gauphastus on September 08, 2016, 04:55:51 pm
Haha, that one was pretty fun.
See, Gems -> fun
Random townie -> not fun because humans are BORING
Title: Re: Steven Universe! - Trans-Species Erotica After School
Post by: Gauphastus on September 08, 2016, 09:03:30 pm
Also (http://doctorglasgowart.tumblr.com/post/150133460655/becky-p-sucrose-cant-keep-getting-away-with-it)

(http://67.media.tumblr.com/9f128d28bd7cb2104de83c96aae354cd/tumblr_od7bq205cT1rxif0no5_400.gif)
Title: Re: Steven Universe! - Trans-Species Erotica After School
Post by: eropS on September 08, 2016, 10:08:51 pm
Wow that was super gay
Title: Re: Steven Universe! - Trans-Species Erotica After School
Post by: Inkling on September 08, 2016, 10:17:05 pm
I haven't seen an identification on the other two stickers on Punk Diamond's helmet, but it looks like she's an Aquabats fan.

Also,

https://mikekrol.bandcamp.com/track/fifteen-minutes
Title: Re: Steven Universe! - Trans-Species Erotica After School
Post by: Pixxel on September 09, 2016, 01:38:01 am
Jupp, that was gay.
Title: Re: Steven Universe! - Trans-Species Erotica After School
Post by: emmet on September 09, 2016, 03:52:21 am
That pink haired woman is pink diamond
Title: Re: Steven Universe! - Trans-Species Erotica After School
Post by: Ultimatum on September 13, 2016, 03:00:34 pm
the number she gave was a flirt divert

sorry Perl
Title: Re: Steven Universe! - Trans-Species Erotica After School
Post by: Gauphastus on October 03, 2016, 08:47:06 am
where is more show god damn
instead of personal time travel we just need tv time travel so we can watch stuff from the future
:I
Title: Re: Steven Universe! - Trans-Species Erotica After School
Post by: Krakow Sam on October 03, 2016, 09:50:10 am
Or maybe they could cut out this stupid format where they show an episode a day for a week and then nothing for two months.

Also if they have to do this "bomb" nonsense they should show all the garbage filler about the mentally retarded people in the town back to back to get it out of the way quicker and show the good plot-relevant stuff in weekly episodes so people can savour it.
Title: Re: Steven Universe! - Trans-Species Erotica After School
Post by: Inkling on October 03, 2016, 10:05:41 am
It's because the show is being targeted at eight year olds, and the crack fueled execs and scheduling people have decided that the kids dig this kind of scheduling.  And if you ever watch the show on tv it's very obvious that they hate people like us watching the show.  They may as well flash "THIS IS FOR KIDS NOT GROSS ADULTS" on screen before every episode.  The clips of kids shouting lines from the shows, sometimes with their heads pasted onto the characters, are like nails on a chalkboard.
Title: Re: Steven Universe! - Trans-Species Erotica After School
Post by: Ultimatum on October 03, 2016, 02:05:18 pm
where is more show god damn
instead of personal time travel we just need tv time travel so we can watch stuff from the future
:I

called leaks bro
Title: Re: Steven Universe! - Trans-Species Erotica After School
Post by: eropS on October 03, 2016, 09:47:13 pm
Oh my god ink that summed it up perfectly. Those kids made me cancel my cable
Title: Re: Steven Universe! - Trans-Species Erotica After School
Post by: /lurk on October 04, 2016, 12:17:59 am
But isn't it sweeter when you finally get to watch your boring space lesbian show after the long wait?

Isn't that why you liked Homestuck?
Title: Re: Steven Universe! - Trans-Species Erotica After School
Post by: Gauphastus on October 04, 2016, 01:30:52 am
Hell no. I liked Homestuck because it was oddball stuff. Something new and interesting and wacky at nearly every turn.
Waiting on the huge hangups brought on by that stupid game project annoyed the hell out of me.


That said I don't mind a bit of anticipation for SU. Mostly I just mean that I miss it a lot.
i adore this show it is my baby
Title: Re: Steven Universe! - Trans-Species Erotica After School
Post by: Krakow Sam on October 04, 2016, 03:46:53 am
i adore this show it is my baby

*OBNOXIOUS SHRIEKING CONTINUES FOR TEN MINUTES*

(http://i.imgur.com/9eIHiuf.jpg)

But yeah, I like it when it's not being pathetically trivial or encouraging child obesity.
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Post by: Gauphastus on October 04, 2016, 10:33:51 am
Sure. The way I see it though is that nearly every show has a few episodes that you don't like or are just plain bad.
At least a few of the townie episodes in SU kinda accomplish something. A couple of them though are like.. here have this charming story about this silly character you hardly see. But because we've already had a taste of the really good stuff it's hard as hell to care.

I guess it's kind of a world-building thing. "Don't forget that these are the lives these people are living." or something, like the writers are worried you might feel like the world is only populated by Steven and some aliens. I dunno.


Kinda reminds me of the episode of Adventure Time that almost made me quit watching forever. There was one where Finn and Jake were out and about and got caught in a web. They were nearly eaten by a giant spider when it turns out that dude is having family issues. And the entire episode is just Mr. and Mrs. Spider arguing about family problems while Finn and Jake literally hang there and do nothing.
Oh my god, I DIDN'T CARE.
I was so mad. Haha.
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Post by: Inkling on October 04, 2016, 02:34:57 pm
I get what you're saying but I still liked that episode for Finn and Jake trying to get out of the situation by methods other than combat, and then Jake's talk about the joys of love while being covered by a million baby spiders.
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Post by: Gauphastus on November 17, 2016, 03:52:24 pm
Apparently there's a 22 min episode today.
Good golly gosh.
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Post by: Inkling on November 17, 2016, 04:16:33 pm
PANIC
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Post by: Gauphastus on November 17, 2016, 04:49:55 pm
Yes, it will surely be very heartbreaking and gay.
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Post by: Gauphastus on November 17, 2016, 05:14:07 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/aGy1BDu.png)
oh my god the delivery of that line

Also this picture is so perfect out of any context. :u
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Post by: /lurk on November 17, 2016, 06:52:09 pm
Stephen Universe 3pm: "A very special episode." Space lesbians help an obese child cope with an election result.
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Post by: Inkling on November 17, 2016, 09:24:14 pm
Amazing choice of voice actor.  That was a very enjoyable episode.  Only two weeks until another.
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Post by: Krakow Sam on November 18, 2016, 01:13:42 pm
Stephen Universe 3pm: "A very special episode." Space lesbians help an obese child cope with an election result.

A mysterious gem called "Trumpezoherdron" promises to make the crystal gems great again, grabs pearl by the gem.
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Post by: emmet on December 21, 2016, 07:17:07 am
janurry bobm (http://thegeekiary.com/steven-universe-returns/40358)
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Post by: Slinky on December 21, 2016, 11:06:01 am
who the **** is named "K-K Bracken"
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Post by: Inkling on December 21, 2016, 03:55:33 pm
PANIC
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Post by: Inkling on January 04, 2017, 08:42:06 pm
So Cartoon Network screwed up and leaked the bomb themselves this time.  They put all the episodes from the bomb out on On Demand services by mistake, then took them down.  The first one, Steven's Dream, is still out on a lot of legit sources.  The others are everywhere else on the internet.
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Post by: emmet on January 05, 2017, 01:11:45 am
yus
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Post by: emmet on January 05, 2017, 05:49:06 am
well, i watched the first episode

we got plot, babies
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Post by: Ultimatum on January 05, 2017, 08:33:13 am
poor poor blue dimond
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Post by: Gauphastus on January 05, 2017, 11:00:25 pm
Wow, this is pretty good.
Bet your ass I'm watching all of it too.

I'M SUCH A SLUT

EDIT: That **** was stellar. I love this show, dude.
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Post by: Rysworld on January 06, 2017, 01:47:31 am
Blue Diamond reminds me a little of a Souls character, in design and in voice.
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Post by: Pixxel on January 06, 2017, 06:23:54 am
(http://i.imgur.com/aTGZvcj.jpg)

Just gonna leave this here and mention Uchuu senkan Yamato

She's also a sad space queen
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Post by: Krakow Sam on January 06, 2017, 11:19:29 am
God damn man. Just abduct everyone off earth and put them in sexy space zoo.

Why deal with muh freedom Cluster****ing when you can be Eloi and choosen all day.
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Post by: Slinky on January 06, 2017, 11:22:24 am
yeah but the eloi were weak as **** and had the intelligence of children, and remember being in paradise and having everything given to you actually crushes the human spirit, which we learned in every other original series star trek episode ever
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Post by: Krakow Sam on January 06, 2017, 11:45:21 am
Right but could I just spend like... 20 years choosening hot Eloi babes and then go back to a doomed earth to sell fries for a living or whatever?
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Post by: Gauphastus on January 26, 2017, 01:13:36 pm
Supposed to be more weekly episodes by Feb 10.
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Post by: Ultimatum on February 07, 2017, 10:08:19 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80Xm8vMTOlw

leaks
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Post by: Gauphastus on February 11, 2017, 08:28:22 am
heh lapis and peridot are such brats

edit: this episode created a lot of contention on the subreddit wow geez
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Post by: Ultimatum on February 11, 2017, 11:28:29 am
WHERE'S MY LAPIDOT! >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

Nah,this episode was great and really funny.

Also Peridot's powers are getting better,
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Post by: Gauphastus on February 17, 2017, 03:34:41 pm
Golly, that was heavy.
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Post by: Inkling on February 17, 2017, 09:15:55 pm
Especially the part where Steven landed flat on his back and killed himself.
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Post by: Krakow Sam on February 18, 2017, 07:37:54 am
Yeah, didn't see that football bit coming. >_______________________________>

Golly, that was heavy.

Yeah Greg is into large women.
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Post by: Ultimatum on February 18, 2017, 10:52:54 am
hes more in the rocks that think they are people
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Post by: Gauphastus on February 24, 2017, 06:53:25 pm
That was fun. Thought maybe it was gonna be annoying. :u
Just goes to show that humans are kind of lame.
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Post by: Inkling on February 24, 2017, 08:06:18 pm
(http://imgur.com/G9YGgvZ.gif)
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Post by: Ultimatum on February 25, 2017, 05:46:13 pm
That was fun. Thought maybe it was gonna be annoying. :u
Just goes to show that humans are kind of lame.

I cringed so hard

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Post by: Inkling on February 25, 2017, 06:43:44 pm
Humans, a bit.  But mainly just Fryrocko.

http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com/post/157670829391/in-my-searches-for-the-truth-ive-done-a-lot-of
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Post by: Ultimatum on February 27, 2017, 11:07:00 am
A lot people feel the episode was targeting them

Perhaps it was,and it's got them talking.
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Post by: Inkling on February 27, 2017, 11:22:26 am
I think we've all known people like that.  The kid who would invite himself over to play with your stuff the way he wanted, not your way.  And you didn't know how to get rid of him.
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Post by: Gauphastus on February 27, 2017, 12:02:44 pm
Yeah, had a bit of that. Shows up uninvited and eats like half of your share of dinner you were looking forward to all day. :|
Wanted to chill and play games? Well, now you've got someone sitting there bored because they aren't engaged by this RPG you're in the middle of.

But I think Ult is referring to the idea about Ronaldo imposing himself into the gems' lives, making some dumb OC with all these goofy unfitting ideas, making all these demands, and making it all about him with no regard to the gems or Steven. Kind of just being a jerk about it.

So literally like a chunk of the fans of the show have actually behaved. Except in this case Ronaldo learned something. Couldn't say the same for jerk fans 'cause in reality people can be so selfish and self-righteous that nothing they ever do could possibly be wrong.

be like ronaldo
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Post by: Krakow Sam on February 27, 2017, 01:38:47 pm
Yet another example of how gem radiation has caused severe retardation in the human population.
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Post by: Inkling on February 27, 2017, 01:43:56 pm
Better or worse than grey facepaint poisoning from homestuck?
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Post by: Krakow Sam on February 27, 2017, 02:25:59 pm
Well homestuck is finished and fandweebs have short attention spans.

Also from what I understand the stupid harrasment and entitlement by Steven Universe fans is worse than anything Hussie had to go through.
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Post by: Gauphastus on February 27, 2017, 03:25:51 pm
I guess the Homestuck fandom was mostly on each other's case and not so much Hussie's. He got hit with some stuff for sure though.
That reminds me I saw a really STUPID itemized wall of text on tumblr (hurrrr) talking about the content of the comic and attributing way too many things to Hussie as a person. Everything is sacred, no jokes allowed, gotta get offended at everything and attack a guy because I am right and he is wrong.

Don't click this unless you want to get annoyed.
https://tinyurl.com/jrjajal

Had to tiny it because this forum's censor is a stupid retard.
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Post by: Krakow Sam on February 27, 2017, 03:36:16 pm
Cr*pples!

Why do you never meet people this whiny and fragile in real life?


Never mind I answered my own question.

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Post by: Gauphastus on February 27, 2017, 03:42:36 pm
It's all pretty silly. At least we don't have to talk to these kinds of people.
It definitely frustrates me that public figures have to though. Absolute lunatics.
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Post by: Krakow Sam on February 27, 2017, 04:11:36 pm
Absolute lunatics.

Intense ableism there Gauph. I'll have you know I've gone through at least TWO bouts of mild to moderate depression so I don't appreciate you shaming me for my TERRIBLE BURDEN. Ungh. I just... can't even.... any more.
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Post by: Gauphastus on February 27, 2017, 04:30:51 pm
Me too so maybe I have internalized ableism or something. :y

So what the hell is the next episode of Steven's penis anyway.
"Tiger Philanthropist"

Oh gosh.
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Post by: Krakow Sam on February 27, 2017, 04:54:40 pm
Well we're in the "dumb filler" part of the cycle so my guess is it involves someone in a tiger costume anonymously picking up garbage or something.
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Post by: Gauphastus on February 27, 2017, 05:04:08 pm
Well, Steven did that wrestling thing as Tiger Millionaire with Amethyst like a million years ago when the show tended to be far simpler.
Guess we'll see how it goes.
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Post by: Inkling on February 27, 2017, 05:05:11 pm
Nah man, they're going rasslin again.  Er, what Gauph said.

Maybe this is how the show is going to work now?  Slow townie stuff on a weekly basis, big action in week long bombs and then a hiatus?
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Post by: Gauphastus on February 28, 2017, 12:36:05 am
There's a fella who looks at the show's ratings and does a bit of commentary there. It's mildly interesting at best but it does seem to highlight more of Cartoon Network's weird coke-addled whimsy. There have been issues with the show in the past like time slot changes, going from weekly eps to bombs and back to weekly eps, sporadic advertising, posting spoilers, leaking episodes, and stuff like that.

Here's a snippet before a rather large angry rant.
Quote
Can we talk about Cartoon Network? About how theyíre just the worst? It sincerely seems that they saw that Steven Universe was their most popular show last August, and decided that they couldnít have that. From that **** they pulled last month, to getting rid of all of the reruns, to actively avoiding advertising this show at all, to pairing it up with unpopular shows, and to having intentionally misleading social media posts which were designed solely to piss people off... Iím not saying that Cartoon Network is trying to tank the show, all Iím saying is that if they were, this is what it would look like. ****.

https://www.reddit.com/r/stevenuniverse/comments/5wjdpx/ratings_for_rocknaldo_this_episode_is_not/


Not 100% buying into the doom and gloom but for real I would be distraught if this show got canceled, dude. You'd have to hope and pray Adult Swim could buy the property at that point and even then we'd be waiting for years. :u
Wouldn't happen but hey.
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Post by: /lurk on February 28, 2017, 06:14:17 am
Of course CN wants rid of it. It doesn't sell toys, it's all over the place in terms of consistency, the studio acts quite unprofessionally at times and the fanbase isn't in line with the 8-12 kids demographic and is pretty problematic besides.

But to be honest, why would you need Adult Swim to pick it up? After FOUR SEASONS, surely they've told all the stories they had in mind and wrapped everything up neatly, right? A lot of good cartoons don't even get four seasons.
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Post by: emmet on February 28, 2017, 06:25:30 am
wrapped everything up neatly, right?

lol
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Post by: Krakow Sam on February 28, 2017, 07:58:40 am
Yeah, sham episodes are 10 minutes long and they'd rather tell the story of a town full of retards than the actual story people want to see about COSMIC GAY ROCK WARS.
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Post by: Ultimatum on February 28, 2017, 08:22:35 am
They could do spin off set during the 1000 years that they rebelled against Homeworld

someone pitch to them already!
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Post by: Krakow Sam on February 28, 2017, 08:55:07 am
No because we already know how that story ends.


Ulti are you secretly George Lucas? Trying to make sure absolutely no mystery remains. Everything is explicit. Pearl polishes her gem with woodoo hide???
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Post by: Inkling on February 28, 2017, 09:11:44 am
Part of it is the fanbase being jumpy, part of it is a couple of slow paced townie episodes in a row.  But yeah the Friday night timeslot is terrible.  People have stuff to do on Fridays.  I'd chalk it up to experimentation and coke fueled decision making over actively trying to tank the show.
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Post by: Ultimatum on February 28, 2017, 10:36:16 am
No because we already know how that story ends.


Ulti are you secretly George Lucas? Trying to make sure absolutely no mystery remains. Everything is explicit. Pearl polishes her gem with woodoo hide???

My first name is George...

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Post by: Gauphastus on March 03, 2017, 07:56:04 pm
Alls I can say about that episode is that the next episode is next week. No hiatus quite yet, maybe after. Who knows.
Gosh.
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Post by: Inkling on March 03, 2017, 08:30:11 pm
Yeah... nothing really happened.  And Lars is a dork.
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Post by: emmet on March 04, 2017, 05:42:26 am
I feel like steven universe will really shine when, after it's done, someone puts out a cut-down list of the episodes worth watching.
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Post by: Krakow Sam on March 04, 2017, 07:43:35 am
Steven Universe: Abridged Edition narrated by Stephen Fry

"Chapter One: Steven's Penis"
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Post by: /lurk on March 04, 2017, 10:36:21 am
I feel like steven universe will really shine when, after it's done, someone puts out a cut-down list of the episodes worth watching.

Complete official list of Steven Universe episodes worth watching:
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Post by: Gauphastus on March 04, 2017, 11:37:36 am
yeah well
complete list of lurks that are real people and not imaginary:
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Post by: Krakow Sam on March 04, 2017, 12:03:56 pm
Complete set of all sets which do not contain themselves:

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Post by: Ultimatum on March 05, 2017, 10:28:12 am
Yeah... nothing really happened.  And Lars is a dork.

Amethyst no longer hates herself as much,so that's something at least
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Post by: Inkling on March 05, 2017, 11:13:47 am
Yeah that's the only thread that needed tying up.  I like the goofiness of the wrestlers, but the episode was underwhelming.  I dunno, have a corrupted gem threat show up.  Have Peridot swing by and miss the point completely, do something.
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Post by: Gauphastus on March 10, 2017, 01:21:53 pm
yeah sure CN move the show a half hour later and cause trouble you stupid dingdongs
i look forward to the post mortem in five years or so
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Post by: Inkling on March 10, 2017, 04:07:00 pm
Aww man, I was going to actually be able to watch it live for once, but they moved it.
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Post by: Gauphastus on March 10, 2017, 06:48:14 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/dlmhRIF.jpg)

ttg is that teen titans go abortion thats stupidly popular probably due in part to cn doing everything right with it
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Post by: Inkling on March 10, 2017, 07:18:57 pm
Oh man, I've been waiting for a RUBY ORBITAL STRIKE ever since they got left in space.
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Post by: Gauphastus on March 10, 2017, 08:20:43 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/Hm7YBCS.jpg)
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Post by: Ultimatum on April 21, 2017, 11:23:14 am
https://twitter.com/cartoonnetwork/status/855422260009631744

New episodes on 8th may plus a trailer
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Post by: emmet on May 05, 2017, 04:12:49 pm
A whole 5 episode bomb just went up today, and... it's a spicy one boys
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Post by: Inkling on May 05, 2017, 06:43:42 pm
Why does everything always get leaked?
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Post by: Gauphastus on May 06, 2017, 02:01:08 am
Wasn't a leak this time. CN released them all on their app I guess to get more people to install it.

I watched everything today because I'm a slut. Now I have to wait again. :I
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Post by: Ultimatum on May 06, 2017, 05:58:15 am
Why does everything always get leaked?

No leak its an official release,it's on their website and mobile app

THEY'VE TAKEN STEVEN AHHHH  <---- Huge massive spoilers
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Post by: Krakow Sam on May 06, 2017, 08:29:03 am
Gee the gems sure didn't fight very hard that time, huh?

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Post by: Gauphastus on May 12, 2017, 02:34:15 am
Hour-long event on Memorial Day. Should be neato.
https://streamable.com/i6cd3
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Post by: emmet on May 12, 2017, 04:35:12 am
also, the next episode after the newest steven bomb has already leaked
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Post by: Ultimatum on May 13, 2017, 04:48:47 am
Stuck together,it's a good one!

Not a leak,it's early release

Topaz actually speaks!
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Post by: Inkling on May 13, 2017, 07:36:34 am
I'm a fan of characters that start out tiny and apparently innocent but end up being evil and very dangerous.
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Post by: Ultimatum on May 25, 2017, 11:37:41 am
https://www.facebook.com/StevenUniverse/videos/686925278159872/

New promo for 'The trial'
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Post by: Neoadept on May 29, 2017, 04:54:59 pm
Holy ****.

Steven wished really hard and Lars became a real boy.
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Post by: Gauphastus on May 29, 2017, 06:50:59 pm
love this show
LOVE this show man

jesus christ so much stuff happened
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Post by: Inkling on May 29, 2017, 10:06:57 pm
That was fantastic!  So much stuff revealed, so many more questions.
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Post by: Krakow Sam on May 30, 2017, 06:42:31 am
Can't wait to see the superpowers wiki writeup for ressurection-contingent, hair based, linked pocket dimension creating tears.
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Post by: Ultimatum on May 30, 2017, 08:16:38 am
Yellow totally did it!
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Post by: Inkling on May 30, 2017, 09:26:42 am
Theory time!

Rose Quartzes were made by Pink Diamond specifically for caring for humans.  The Amethysts we saw doing their best to console the Zoo humans were doing the Roses' job.  It's been implied that Pink was the youngest/least experienced of the gems.  It's also been said with Peridot that gems of the same type can be different based on resources available.  I'm thinking that Pink threw every healer and "plays nice with organics" stat available into her Quartzes.  And possibly Steven's mom is a maxed out version.

I want to see how Steven explains this to Sadie and Lars' parents.
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Post by: Ultimatum on May 30, 2017, 10:01:00 am
The number of bubbled of Rose Quartzes certainly suggests they would have had enough for human population in the zoo,so I think your theory is plausible

 
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Post by: Gauphastus on May 30, 2017, 04:21:16 pm
Yellow is a red herring.
Gut feeling. Seemed too obvious.
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Post by: Inkling on May 30, 2017, 04:48:04 pm
I kind of agree, I think.  Blue's reaction has been sadness and despair, Yellow has been rage.  The mere accusation was enough to get blue lawyer and anyone else daring to open their mouths poofed.  She could also be guilty though, who knows.
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Post by: Neoadept on May 30, 2017, 04:50:31 pm
We still haven't seen White Diamond.

Smart money is on the woman behind the curtain.
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Post by: martyk on May 31, 2017, 04:16:41 pm
We still haven't seen White Diamond.

Smart money is on the woman behind the curtain.

My thoughts exactly.  We know she exists, we've seen enough evidence of that (and that's beside her giant looming silhouette on the title cards for this special), yet we've seen none of her gems, nor has anyone ever mentioned her.  Very suspicious.  I want to know what's up with her.
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Post by: Krakow Sam on May 31, 2017, 04:30:21 pm
If it's not White, it's not right. #spaceracism
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Post by: Neoadept on May 31, 2017, 04:59:09 pm
(http://amultiverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/2010-10-12-Francis-The-Energy-Cloud.png)

It's an alarming trend in children's television.
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Post by: Inkling on May 31, 2017, 05:39:01 pm
Maybe the color diamonds are like space queens, and White is the Empress.  If you make White get involved, everyone is screwed.
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Post by: Gauphastus on May 31, 2017, 05:46:42 pm
We still haven't seen White Diamond.

Smart money is on the woman behind the curtain.

Next to nobody in the show has even mentioned her either.
I've had a theory that they're fighting a war out there in space and aren't necessarily evil. Maybe she's out on the front.
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Post by: Ultimatum on May 31, 2017, 05:50:53 pm
I dont think White Diamond exists physically,she's the diamond that embodies all of the empire,rather like when people refer to countries as a She and have characters like Britannia,Marianne(france) or the Statue of liberty
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Post by: Gauphastus on May 31, 2017, 06:26:09 pm
Maybe WD was what they called the fusion between yellow, blue, and pink?
I dunno.
edit: actually i think pink was already dead when they sang that song during the war or something eghslnbkngs

I wanna see more pink zombie Lars.
He went from lame douchebag townie to best bro.
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Post by: Inkling on May 31, 2017, 06:47:21 pm
I wonder if Steven will be taking people on field trips to visit Lars.

And I agree with your theory, Gauph.  Gems appear to be artificial and highly weaponized.  The question is, who made them and for what purpose.?
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Post by: Neoadept on May 31, 2017, 07:23:57 pm
Peridot does say they're designed to conquer other worlds.  My current theory is that they won the war they were designed to fight.  Not sure if their creators didn't make it that far, met some unfortunate fate afterward, or achieved a state where they no longer had to care, but they're probably not around anymore.  Either way, it's mommy issues all the way down.
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Post by: Inkling on May 31, 2017, 08:29:30 pm
Kinda like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enzglv8sLn8

But with more singing and crying, of course.
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Post by: Gauphastus on May 31, 2017, 08:35:53 pm
There were those really old ruins underneath Homeworld's surface there. Old statue was depicted with two gems. But in current times fusions are highly taboo.
Wonder what changed.

edit: what if..
what if pink diamond wanted to be shattered
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Post by: Krakow Sam on June 03, 2017, 06:24:33 am
Because Steven is a 100% dunkass, he forgot that Lion can also make portals, so IPTO FATSO Lars can also make portals.
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Post by: Gauphastus on June 03, 2017, 07:56:17 am
can you make portals sam
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Post by: Ultimatum on June 03, 2017, 08:26:13 am
Because Steven is a 100% dunkass, he forgot that Lion can also make portals, so IPTO FATSO Lars can also make portals.

yeah and one problem chief

hows lars meant to get back when Lion takes a very long nap (the moon tired him out,the journey to Homeworld will really tire him out)
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Post by: Krakow Sam on June 03, 2017, 09:42:48 am
can you make portals sam

No because I'm not a pink weenus.
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Post by: Gauphastus on July 23, 2017, 05:37:12 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LzrNNKswLs

oh god muh dick
Title: Re: Steven Universe! - Hot silicon ass
Post by: Inkling on July 23, 2017, 09:15:16 pm
Lars turned badass quickly!
Title: Re: Steven Universe! - Hot silicon ass
Post by: Ultimatum on July 24, 2017, 02:35:08 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYUqdkzR7DE

dont forget this trailer too

also is that pink diamond I see