Isn't this the game based of Detoxicated's?
ABSOLUTELY NO GORRAMN PONIES!! (I'M LOOKING AT YOU, YUU!)
Your children are a pair of white and dark blue winged giraffes which control the Sun and Moons, respectively. They each inherited a third of your powers, but cannot control them completely yet.
The Sun is a giant mass of glowing worms which sing an endless Latin chorus. The song details everything that you have done since the story began up to the present, before repeating.
The Moons, three of them, are actually giant eyeballs made of various precious gems. Each eyeball is filled with smaller, living eyes which themselves have smaller living eyes crawling over them. Each eye represents one sentient creature on the world below. When a creature is born, an eye is formed with the creature's "true name" (which you personally grant to each sentient being) is etched on its surface. When the creature dies, its eye on the moons closes, forever. Strangely, the moons don't appear to be losing any free space, regardless of how many people die or get born.
And there was also another child. A troubled child. One that would bring many hardships to the people of the meat world.
His name was Tesla and he was the drawer of maps.
-snip-Yuu if you're not going to take this seriously I suggest you just sit it out. :(
No your thing was weird.
Meat planets have a venerable history, you were just saying weird things for the sake of it.