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Ubergeekdom => Art => Topic started by: Oviraptor on June 21, 2011, 07:08:26 am

Title: Childhood Stories
Post by: Oviraptor on June 21, 2011, 07:08:26 am
Okay, so I had this idea in another thread. This is a place for you to place stories you wrote as a child. Preferably, you should leave all grammatical and spelling errors and copy then as-written.

Well, I already have this one:

Unnamed Story (https://docs.google.com/document/d/1T01DxJvGO40K8yCdPmpdig2RM6ELz-PDgc-XHFPma7Y/edit?hl=en_US&authkey=CKG71Z0D)

And here is one I will transcribe right now:

This one is from a book called "Write Your Own Story Coloring Book." I wrote this when I was real young, can't remember the exact age. Anyway, here it is:

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A Visit to the Desert

Once apon a time Penny and mMark visited a desert. Mark wanted to see the other side. So did Penny. So they decided head off on Their way they saw tons of neat plants and animals, including a herd of super-poisoness scorpions. They decided to take a closer look. WHEn the got there the scorpions stung them all over. Soon after the died. The cyotes enjoyed eating their rotting carcaces. THE END!

I have a few more, but I'll wait for those. They aren't as amusing as the one above.
Title: Re: Childhood Stories
Post by: LadyM on June 21, 2011, 07:46:25 am
Nice. The short one is pretty... dark (?).

I don't think I have access to any of mine right now.
Title: Re: Childhood Stories
Post by: emmet on June 21, 2011, 07:56:42 am
I remember when I was like 6, I wrote a story about a boy and his dad who go out camping. Then the boy meets an "aliengel" which is an alien who has died and is now also an angel.

True story.
Title: Re: Childhood Stories
Post by: Kishmond on June 22, 2011, 01:18:38 pm
From 2nd grade.
(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b257/Kishmond/Pics/JoeTunaSalvador2.jpg)

With accompanying illustration. (http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b257/Kishmond/Pics/JoeTunaSalvador1.jpg)
Title: Re: Childhood Stories
Post by: Gnoll on June 23, 2011, 04:20:36 pm
I remember one about a caveman inventor who invented bamboo technology versions of everything ever... and they all went horribly wrong and killed everyone, including him.
Title: Re: Childhood Stories
Post by: martyk on June 23, 2011, 05:22:34 pm
Salvaderp is my hero.
Title: Re: Childhood Stories
Post by: Kishmond on June 23, 2011, 07:48:03 pm
Um. I feel I must point out that that's Tuna. Salvador is the "little fish."

But then the pun wouldn't work, so ok.
Title: Re: Childhood Stories
Post by: martyk on June 23, 2011, 08:22:21 pm
Greatest derpface ever.