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Title: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: BlagStar on November 11, 2010, 11:45:39 pm
EVERYTHING. MUST. RHYME.

Really, get with the time.

:3
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: Celdur on November 11, 2010, 11:52:35 pm
this belongs in forum games

really, you ought to use your brains
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: BlagStar on November 12, 2010, 12:13:58 am
Yes but, it's also slightly off topic

You see, my good Watson, the difference is microscopic!
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: Brandonazz on November 12, 2010, 12:24:26 am
That's a terrible excuse. This needs to be moved.
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: Yuu on November 12, 2010, 03:00:19 am
Unfortunately, yes, I must agree.

Brandon is right to an excellent degree.
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: BlagStar on November 12, 2010, 03:03:56 am
That's a terrible excuse. This needs to be moved.

There was no rhyme in this post.

Yet it is your skills that you Boast!
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: Detoxicated on November 12, 2010, 03:11:43 am
Blaggidy Blag you freakish fool
move this before you're overruled
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: BlagStar on November 12, 2010, 05:04:44 am
Blaggidy Blag you freakish fool
move this before you're overruled

Silly Sober, I'm no mod.
I'm telling you, you're mentally flawed!
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: Detoxicated on November 12, 2010, 07:25:00 am
I must tell you to stop
or i'll do the bop
and ill hand you to the cops
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: Eagle on November 12, 2010, 12:56:16 pm
God you guys are incredibly silly
you might get a rise out of my generous willy
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: BlagStar on November 12, 2010, 05:49:07 pm
God you guys are incredibly silly
you might get a rise out of my generous willy

Oh, you really are quite obscene.

Please, my man, keep it clean!
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: Cyst on November 12, 2010, 06:09:21 pm
The f**k do you mean? This s**t is wack.
More sure about it than a duck going quack.

Don't need no b****es.
You naughty witches.
Ya'll be bimbos
And we don't want no stanky hos.

Yo dawg you be chill like a cat
But yo' stank is bad
And ya'll be sad
Cause yo' gonna need some soap. Stat.
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: BlagStar on November 12, 2010, 06:11:27 pm
The f**k do you mean? This s**t is wack.
More sure about it than a duck going quack.

Don't need no b****es.
You naughty witches.
Ya'll be bimbos
And we don't want no stanky hos.

Yo dawg you be chill like a cat
But yo' stank is bad
And ya'll be sad
Cause yo' gonna need some soap. Stat.

You've given me Autism, annoying Brat.
Leave this topic, you foolish Gnat!
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: Cyst on November 12, 2010, 06:15:35 pm
Dude get your head out of your ass
You talk like you got class
But all ya got is crass
You be actin like ya fly
But truth is ya aught ta soak your mouth in lye
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: Galactic-Warrior on November 12, 2010, 06:17:13 pm
You've given me Autism, annoying Brat.
Leave this topic, you foolish Gnat!

To me, your just a bug!
So much, it makes me go ugh!

Because of this, you must stop.
Otherwise, I'll make your head spin like a top!
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: Cyst on November 12, 2010, 06:22:05 pm
Yea my g listen to my bro here
Galactic Warri-ere
He be rockin these beats from out there

This brother Blag
Gives my brain lag

Tryin' to find out what goes on up there
Fills me with fear
Dunno wheth-ere
To ask around here
Or just ignore that s**t like all my otha bros
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: BlagStar on November 12, 2010, 06:24:40 pm
You've given me Autism, annoying Brat.
Leave this topic, you foolish Gnat!

To me, your just a bug!
So much, it makes me go ugh!

Because of this, you must stop.
Otherwise, I'll make your head spin like a top!

Since when does ugh rhyme with bug? I say you're quite the fool.
And your should be you're, You have the IQ of a handheld tool!
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: Cyst on November 12, 2010, 06:27:36 pm
You moron
Is your brain filled with boron?

He used the right word
Now go find a sword
And stick it in your stomach before pulling up-ward
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: BlagStar on November 12, 2010, 07:18:32 pm
You moron
Is your brain filled with boron?

He used the right word
Now go find a sword
And stick it in your stomach before pulling up-ward

Your implies I own it, You're implies I AM it, silly Child.
Why don't you go take english again, your skills are quite mild!
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: IamMe on November 12, 2010, 08:07:38 pm
His grammar is correct
show some respect
no need to correct
what has no defect
you might want to inspect
the grammar you suspect
is so wrong, you insect
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: BlagStar on November 12, 2010, 08:20:20 pm
His grammar is correct
show some respect
no need to correct
what has no defect
you might want to inspect
the grammar you suspect
is so wrong, you insect

I referenced to Galactic Warrior, can't you see?
You're as annoying as that one invisible bee!

Why, I tell you, today's kids are all idiots, son,
If I were you, I'd please the world, by ending it with a gun!
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: Kitkat on November 12, 2010, 08:29:08 pm
You silly people all in here,
You try to cover your animosity, but it's clear,
Your rhymes hide nasty little remarks,
That make you seem no nicer than sharks!
It's taking be a while to write this in rhyme,
Really, it's taking a good chunk of time!
But maybe it'd help if I'd just cut loose,
Or then again, we could just stop talking like Dr. Seuss!
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: Cyst on November 12, 2010, 09:10:16 pm
His grammar is correct
show some respect
no need to correct
what has no defect
you might want to inspect
the grammar you suspect
is so wrong, you insect

I referenced to Galactic Warrior, can't you see?
You're as annoying as that one invisible bee!

Why, I tell you, today's kids are all idiots, son,
If I were you, I'd please the world, by ending it with a gun!
My brother you are wrong
You think you are so strong
But my brother IamMe
Was also referring to my Galactic G

You gonna own s**t then you better use your
Or else you're gonna end spendin' a bit too much on a whore
Cause your money will be you're money
And people will spend-ya
Nobody will defend-ya
Everybody will just try to take
What you put a stake
On. You better learn English f**ker
Or you will you will pucker
Up to some herpes-ridden whore
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: Yuu on November 12, 2010, 09:27:14 pm
"The things that are mine have made things strange."

If you don't know what I am quoting, then your ancient history is surely out of range.
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: martyk on November 17, 2010, 12:50:28 pm
I stumbled upon this absurd thread
and saw the mess within.
It made me wish that you were dead
and so were your next of kin.
And then I wasted precious time
to write this stupid nursury rhyme
But it's the duty of yours and mine
to drown out Blagstar's din.
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: Cyst on November 17, 2010, 06:16:02 pm
Yo dawg MartyK
You be downing on us in the US of A
We don't care for your nonsense
Or your incense
You crazy Mexican
Or were you Canadian?
I don't give a sh*t
Just go off and get hit
By a car maybe
Or a falling baby
And you and it both die on impact
'Cause you disrespect
My mad beats and ill rhymes
You make me want to add and times
2 and 2
And punch you blue
You damn Canuck
You suck
At makin' beats
And eatin' meats
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: Galactic-Warrior on November 17, 2010, 06:18:36 pm
Dammit, I'm out-classed here. I can't keep up with all this.
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: Cyst on November 17, 2010, 06:25:40 pm
Disclaimer: I have nothing against Canadians or Mexicans
Only Mexican'ts get hate
In this debate
But Puerto Ricans
Baaaah
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: martyk on November 17, 2010, 06:31:13 pm
Badger, your rhymes suck.
Can't beat me, you're out of luck.
Haiku, motherf**k.
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: Rysworld on November 17, 2010, 06:47:30 pm
for my satisfaction
of getting up in this action
I'ma rhyme the rhymes
to keep up with the times
you guys are moving too fast
it's like a blast to the past
up the ass
everytime I look at the mast
of this ship you're sailing
this OP you're maiming
he was meming too hard for you guys to handle
so you got as tough as Jesus's sandle
anyways back to the point
you guys toking this joint of creativity
that be about as real as my computer's organicity
you guys are ****
and I burn you with my wit
watch as a take a kit
and perform surgery on your fit, lit, ****in tit
of creativity.

WORD.

(That was the worst thing I've ever written.)
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: Kitkat on November 17, 2010, 06:51:57 pm
Indeed, you're right, it was.
I think it may be because,
You tried to rap that crap (SUB RHYME COMBO)
And now you deserve a slap.

It's funny when we rhyme, my mind voices it like a gentleman.
erm... uh... MENTLEGEN? (I failed.)
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: Cyst on November 17, 2010, 06:58:12 pm
Badger, your rhymes suck.
Can't beat me, you're out of luck.
Haiku, motherf**k.
My rhymes may suck but so does your mom!
I don't give a sh*t if you think you are the bomb
Because in this contest
You got no chance
At beating me 'cause I'm the best.
Yeah you can't get in the dance
Of life and death
'Cause you be addicted to meth.
Now I can make haiku too
Just watch this sh*t split in two.

Now we got sh*t here.
But not even any pears.
Because you f*ck bears.
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: omegatripod on November 22, 2010, 07:36:38 pm
Indeed, you're right, it was.
I think it may be because,
You tried to rap that crap (SUB RHYME COMBO)
And now you deserve a slap.

It's funny when we rhyme, my mind voices it like a gentleman.
erm... uh... MENTLEGEN? (I failed.)

Saying "Sub Rhyme Combo" does not make me beam.
I believe you should call it "Internal Rhyme Scheme."

(The following rhyme, as you will see soon
Is arranged in time to the Tetris tune.)

Badger, your rhymes have neither rhythm nor style.
Why don't you take a while to read "Fox in Socks?"
From it you could take cues, and if I stood in your shoes
I could easily avoid writing such bollocks.
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: GroxGlitch on November 22, 2010, 07:52:11 pm
My, such language, this is beginning to suck!
Let's stop now, before we're caught in the muck.
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: omegatripod on November 22, 2010, 08:09:41 pm
My, such language, this is beginning to suck!
Let's stop now, before we're caught in the muck.

Well, f**k a duck!
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: GroxGlitch on November 22, 2010, 08:11:52 pm
Why, I'd never!
Such a response, for my noble endeavorer!
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: SimplyNecro on November 22, 2010, 08:31:26 pm
That poor duck...
Whats wrong with you, you sick f**ks?!
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: GroxGlitch on November 22, 2010, 08:39:28 pm
Hey, hey, watch where you're aiming!
I took no part in said dignity slaying!
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: omegatripod on November 22, 2010, 08:39:59 pm
Inglourious Basterds, that's what is wrong!
QUENTIN TARANTINO HAS A HUGE DONG.


Was that a subliminal message, perhaps?
It's small font, egotistical, and in allcaps.
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: GroxGlitch on November 22, 2010, 08:43:11 pm
So that was your goal, all along?
To make a sick joke about some actor's dong?
I'm gonna leave for a while, I'm starting to rot.
I've been here to much, alot!
((That and I think I'm starting to spam :P))
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: omegatripod on November 22, 2010, 08:49:21 pm
Oh my, but you seem to have made a mistake!
Why, Quentin's a director, you silly guy!
You need to be punished - maybe thrown in a lake?
Nah, let's just go swing you from the ol' gallows high!
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: UFO King on November 22, 2010, 09:08:33 pm
But perhaps he will arise back from the dead!
But he will not remember his name, to be sure.
Let's call him Xavier, Terwilliger, or Fred.
(Zombies have rotting brains; all they say is "hurr durr".)

A pet GG zombie, oh what a delight!
But we'd better always do what's right.
So let's take some torches, and we'll light
His rotting corpse on fire tonight!
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: Yuu on November 22, 2010, 10:15:33 pm
Oh my Gackt!
UFO's back?!
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: Galactic-Warrior on November 22, 2010, 10:18:41 pm
UH WUUUUUUUUUT?! XD
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: UFO King on November 22, 2010, 10:38:08 pm
UH WUUUUUUUUUT?! XD
Nut in a rut!
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: omegatripod on November 22, 2010, 10:38:33 pm
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh, Callay!
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: UFO King on November 22, 2010, 10:40:29 pm
He chortled in his joy.
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: omegatripod on November 23, 2010, 11:05:43 am
Books, I think, should be discussed in this thread.
For from pages much thoughtful discussion derives!
Now I'll start it off: has anyone read
Sum: forty tales from the afterlives?
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: GroxGlitch on November 23, 2010, 11:12:46 am
Books are booring!
Books are lame!
I certainly could hold some up to the flame!
Geeze, I don't want to be sent snooring!
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: Rysworld on November 23, 2010, 11:21:08 am
Those rhymes were contrived
So now I will have knived
You by next Thurday
The universal purge day
If you subscribe to that phony religion
That most people call Last Thursdayism
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: omegatripod on November 23, 2010, 11:21:35 am
Ack, GG's back! But supposed to be dead!
Quick, grab a shotgun, and aim for the head!
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: GroxGlitch on November 23, 2010, 11:22:49 am
You silly pod.
You can't hurt me!
You'll hit nothing but clod!
I'm back times three...
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: omegatripod on November 23, 2010, 12:10:33 pm
A pod?
You poor sod...

I'm Omegatripod, as in the Fighting-Machine!
If you read The War of the Worlds*, some wisdom you'd glean
(*Published one thousand plus eighty plus eight hundred eighteen)
About its terrifying power which needs to be seen!

The cylinder opens, and Judgment shall rise.
The Heat-Ray starts humming, then comes your demise.
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: GroxGlitch on November 23, 2010, 12:18:26 pm
I lick my fingers, and pinch out my hair.
However, I cannot guarantee how much better you'll fare!
:P
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: Eagle on November 23, 2010, 12:20:35 pm
You all sound like Jesse and James from Team Rocket
If you keep this up I think I might hurl in a bucket

So please stop with this terrible destruction of the english language
If you are a female specimen, go in the kitchen and make me a sandwich
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: GroxGlitch on November 23, 2010, 12:22:56 pm
((YOU FOOL! THAT LAST PART DIDN'T RHYME!))
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: omegatripod on November 23, 2010, 12:27:37 pm
I didn't say Team Rocket, I said Fighting-Machine!
And this whole time I've tried to sound like Shel Silverstein.
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: Rysworld on November 23, 2010, 12:31:40 pm
((YOU FOOL! THAT LAST PART DIDN'T RHYME!))
((I believe he was saying "Language" as "Lang-wich".

Seems pretty obcvious to me.))
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: Cyst on November 23, 2010, 04:15:12 pm
You guys act like rhyming is all good intent.
But really boys you must get bent.
You guys act
Like you have tact
'cause you made a pact
With devil. That be disrespect.

Now mother f*ckers
The f*ck is going on mother f*ckers
You guys are fags. Yeah you be dick suckers.
So do me favour nig
And take off that f*cking wig.
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: Crazen on November 23, 2010, 07:23:50 pm
I'm supposed to be the resident poet
so to stay in rhyme i'll make up the phrase, "joet"

it means a special spanish confection
it helped Zapatero win the last election

at first I thought of using obama,
and again I find I must use a word to like, llama

I wrote myself into a corner twice
once more, and i'll be put on ice.
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: Rysworld on November 23, 2010, 07:37:48 pm
@Badger:

Many expletives and contrived rhymes
Does not make for a good rhyme-time
Maybe you'll stop trying to REPRESENT
When you realize your rhymes are EXCREMENT
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: Cyst on November 23, 2010, 09:17:40 pm
Representin'?
Who?
Stop resentin'
My skills foo'.
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: Rysworld on November 23, 2010, 09:23:49 pm
I'll relent this one time
For I can see your skill is not rhyme
One day we may do battle
To see who has the most mettle

((Yeah, kind of mispronouncing battle there, but I'm fairly sure people can do that? Like with again being pronounced [ay/uh]gayn instead of uhgen?

Just pretend I have a russian accented "mettle" I guess?

**** this was terrible))
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: Cyst on November 23, 2010, 09:36:14 pm
God I can see your face turn purple
As you pull rhymes from the urinal
My rhymes are slanted
To take advantage
Of the current month
You f*cking dunce.
I ain't no poet
And I know it
But you don't gotta be
A P-O-E-T
Just be like cool like me
And bust rhymes that are only
Slightly off chart
Your rhymes are farts

I don't care if I be blastin' obscenities
Because I got your mother's panties
Its from a striptease
I was quite pleased
She massaged my testes
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: omegatripod on November 24, 2010, 06:40:13 am
Jesus whore!
You're waging a war
On my senses!
With my ears and eyes your text fences!

Badger, get with the times!
Listening to your rhymes
Is like listening to Eminem
Being sung by an actual M&M
While being forced into S&M!
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: Gnoll on November 24, 2010, 04:51:48 pm
Well, if I'm gonna lurk, then I gotta find
some other way to pass my free time,
and most of my friends are unavailable,
though this position is unassailible,
the fact remains that I gotta do
something to do right by you,
and I wish you luck in all your affairs,
but please don't argue, folkas are starting to stare.
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: omegatripod on November 27, 2010, 04:16:08 pm
That was unrelated!
You oughta be berated!

I got sharks in my lakes.
Watch out for snakes!

I need to kill the sharks, so please,
Won't somebody pass the f***ing cheese?

Cheddar belongs in the garbage pail.
I'd prefer some Wensleydale.
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: Cyst on November 27, 2010, 11:37:59 pm
Cheese and sharks?
What next? Cats and larks?
Your words they have less meanin than Oc's
So please think inside the box
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: Great Distance on November 28, 2010, 03:01:54 pm
Well, rhyming is hard
and clearly that guy's no bard
but really, you need to understand
neither are you in a ****ing band.

Besides, what were you thinking?
That we're poets and rhymers?
Well, I guess I'm just gonna have to let it sink in
we're just a bunch losers and whiners.

But sure, you've got nothing better to do
so you'll just go on,
tell him he's not as good as you,
tell him that he's wrong.
So here is just one more fact
I need to let you know.
You ought to give up the act
you ain't no ****ing Poe.

Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: Gnoll on November 28, 2010, 05:21:41 pm
@Badger Man 22 and omegatripod

Again, this is what I was talking about,
if we keep this up, they'll all be callin' us out!
Sure you can go 'till half past four,
and the media will cover your little war,
but the fact remains that I told you so,
you seem to think that I didn't know,
that Great Distance would end up calling you out,
and that's exactly what I was talking about.
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: Cyst on November 28, 2010, 05:50:56 pm
The f*ck you talking 'bout trick?
I never said I was f*cking Poe.
Jesus f*cking Christ hoe.
And you think that your **** is all that
You think ya bad?
Good luck wit that.
Now if you don't mind
Move yo behind
Back in the kitchen and make a sandwich.
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: Eagle on November 28, 2010, 06:13:02 pm
Hey yo, shut up all of you.
Or I'll smack you until a cat goes moo.
I think it's time for topic eradication
Blast it down with some mint radiation
But oh no, I bet you'll just go on and on
Because in your real social life,
you're just a tiny bit withdrawn.
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: omegatripod on November 29, 2010, 10:23:02 am
((Back to off-topic!))

Has anybody, perchance,
Acted in Pirates of Penzance?

And - wait, for now I gotta quit playin'
'Cause my new puppy needs entertainin'.
((No joke.))
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: Clayface on November 30, 2010, 12:43:22 am
You guys all rhyme good,
as I knew you all would,
rhyming like a pro
with words we all know,
and by the way,
i think i should say,
I at least saw that play,
enjoy your new puppy....


Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: Holomanga on December 07, 2010, 10:13:04 am
I like puppies.
I heard they kill guppies.
Oh dear.
I lost my ear.
Now I can't hear.
Now I can rhyme without
any consequences other than a bout
of insanity
then I will be attacked by a bee.
Said bee will kill you
then the cow will yelp and say 'Moo!'
And then I will stop rhyming
but this poem is quite bad to sing.
Already.
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: omegatripod on February 15, 2011, 11:19:58 pm
Silver plus tin and Cadillacs
Goin' to scuttle the dirty tracks
You take the corn and gimme the husk
Drown all my troubles from dawn 'till dusk

Stop for a fortnight, consider this:
She is afoot and he is amiss
Nitrogen paints my face in red
See all the mollusks heading to bed

Weather's nice today
Jump into the fray
Fire the death ray
Ernest Hemingway

Running to catch refrigerators
Billions buying, won't have taters
The cook is sad, he can't make pork
Scoop up the spoon and flick out the fork

Gurgling gowns adorn the walls
Rejuvenate these sacred halls
You start to suspect a paradox
But Father Mojo puts it back in the box

Weather's nice today
Jump into the fray
Fire the death ray
Ernest Hemingway

Grab the turban, victory dance
I escaped, but it got my pants
Somebody lends a helping hand:
The Commanding Commander of the Commando Command

Concrete candy fills a cloud
Jump a candle, somewhat loud
Roping the rain so slim and lithe
Worms in your brain now bulge and writhe

Weather's nice today
Jump into the fray
Fire the death ray
Ernest Hemingway

Go forth, my son. Say goodbye.
Don't bite the curb, just pray and cry.
Walk the line of padded brick.
Forgive the fire, he isn't sick.

Weather's nice today
Jump into the fray
Fire the death ray
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Jump into the fray
Fire the death ray
Ernest Hemingway

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Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: martyk on February 15, 2011, 11:29:14 pm
I like smores.
Dinosaurs.
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: UFO King on February 17, 2011, 10:25:20 pm
I saw a film today, oh boy
The English Army had just run away
A crowd of people was delayed
But I just had to pray
Lordy lord how many folks can go to France and actually stay?
I'd love to turn you on,
Microwave, gonna get get me popcorn popping on


Woke up, beaten by a cop
Dragged me 'round and I wanted to stop
Found my way to the garbage cans and threw up
Looking up, I saw some other bums
(heavy breathing)
Found that I really needed to crap
But I also really wanted to nap
Found my way to the sidewalk and laid down
Crapped and napped, same time, middle of town


Aaaaaah, aah aah aaaah.
Aaaaaahaaaa aaaaaaaaah aaah ahh ahhh
Ah-aah
(repeat)
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: omegatripod on February 17, 2011, 10:46:55 pm
What's wrong with your head?
I mean, what you just said
Really belongs in a music thread!
It's rhyme time!
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: Clayface on March 12, 2011, 11:30:04 pm
Why is your rhyme so convoluted,
you should have consulted,
that affable man, from that country iran, guess he'd have a plan,
he's not pragmatic, won't give you no static, he'll act all calm and tell you to bomb,
that place called America, because the girl named Ericka, broke his heart when she decided to part,
and she left him,  which made him so grim, well i guess he's dim, cuz he thought he'd get away with it
now he's in a pit, getting hit, by the government. testing his wit and making him squint.
Well i guess his advice, was no dice, he's fooled me twice, and thats my vice,
I forgot to say, about this man, is he likes to ban, and's not from iran,
but instead a powermad admin, whos job is to ban men,
 but sometimes he decides to take sides, and follow no guides and ban me
for talking of fun dip in irc
His name ryhmes with geo or rio, give you a hint, it isn't leo
he is a grump, or more likely a chump, who goes thump thump.
he's got power he abuses, and misuses if he chooses
does whatever he want, cuz he tries to flaunt his power
which is abundant but not worth a cent or enough to make rent,
so he's wasting his time, because i'll be back eventually
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: omegatripod on March 13, 2011, 12:51:59 am
Actually, I believe it's Iran
as in, "the last syllable rhymes with dawn."
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: Clayface on March 13, 2011, 09:53:08 am
tomato tomato,
potato potato
(emphasizing the different pronunciations of the words)
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: Gnoll on April 15, 2011, 01:27:50 pm
Reading some of my older posts,
filled with rage and "zombie goasts,"
I sit here and I wonder why
it's been so long since I stopped by.

Of course, the truth of the matter is
that he who knows, the floor is his.
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: Eagle on April 15, 2011, 02:14:24 pm
This topic is actually quite silly.
Come here lad, I shall give you a wet willy.
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: UFO King on April 18, 2011, 06:03:10 pm
No how sir
I reject your offer
And run off in a blur
To meet with her
The old lurker
It's too cold brrr
Need a coat of fur
It's not de jure
But I'm no juror
In the city of Ur
You nasty cur
Whaddaya want fer
It?
Title: Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
Post by: Slinky on May 12, 2011, 01:13:38 pm
What is this concept, this speech renovation?
I have my doubts, concerns, reservations,
And really can't stand this idea's damned creation.

And now that I've finished
My maniacal rant,
I'd like to stop rhyming...
But sadly, I can't.

****, you nitwit!