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Title: The best funniest posts
Post by: SumGI on November 23, 2005, 10:38:07 pm
I thought it would be fun to go through our old posts and pull out some of the good or funny ones

Heres one of mine (It made me laugh thinking that is how I am normally)


Quote
I drempt Indirectly about Spore this morning
But, never mind.
I forgot to many details already
but I thought about it once and decided it had something to do with Spore
I guess I should eat some food.
Well...It made me laugh.
Post your own guys
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Krakow Sam on November 24, 2005, 12:31:18 am
One should seldom laugh at ones own jokes.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: 762 on November 24, 2005, 07:58:34 am
I agree with KS. I will now pull up one of Leng's posts because it was so ****ing hilarious that I will remember it forever. Background info, I found somewhere where Steve contradicted himself. You know what, just click on the link.

gaming stOWNED!!!

Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Samog on November 24, 2005, 09:50:57 am
I always wanted to be the Flaming Carrot!
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: sgore on November 24, 2005, 10:16:19 am

    Sgore, the only one not zombie-like, shouted at me.

   "Kishmond! They aren't real! You have to believe me, they're not real!"

   Somehow, I found it very easy to believe him. For it is written- Things Like That Usually Weren't Real. It was a bit anti-climactic really.

Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: SumGI on November 24, 2005, 12:23:38 pm
Oh Jesus, I just had a very bad visual image of a walking butt creature eating.  Seriously, that's just wrong.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: LadyM on November 24, 2005, 02:09:57 pm
Just posted today but it still cracked me up.

Are all of them really mean, because mine said that I'm a complete dolt who can't do anything simple.

I'm INTP, by the way.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: 762 on November 24, 2005, 03:12:18 pm
Quote
COMPATIBILITY: INFJs are usually happiest and most successful in relationships with Julia Roberts, though the relationships may not end happily.

Our relationship is fine, thanks.  I just dont let her out of the basement much anymore.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Oviraptor on November 25, 2005, 07:50:10 pm
I know I probably shouldn't quote myself, but I can't help but laugh when I think back to this post:

Mating is great.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Aybraus on November 25, 2005, 08:06:08 pm
http://gamingsteve.com/blab/index.php?topic=1622.0
Bwah haw!
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Vivec on November 25, 2005, 09:24:43 pm
oh? (http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y49/Mancordun/vivec.png)
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: SumGI on November 26, 2005, 12:11:21 am
This may be kinda mean...
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I do not really get what this concept everyone likes to call shaders really means? I understand it as the hairs which grow after 2 days of having shaved approximately. I'm I right?

Well If thats what a shader is , its definitely not what the old man has. Looks more like a small beard which even sticks out of the face area a little.
this is from another forum, I'm guessing this person speaks English as a second language but...It just made me laugh.
Anyways it was a topic about beards in TES IV Oblivion, and they were talking about using a fancy shader to make a fairly good looking Gotie (Gote' ?)
 :-X
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Samog on November 26, 2005, 02:31:57 pm
I hate holidays

Goatee?
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: SumGI on November 26, 2005, 03:05:43 pm
Quote
Quote
Quote
Quote
Quote
Quote
Quote
This is the funniest post ever
This is the funniest post ever
This is the funniest post ever
???
Yeah I accidentally oppend up a hole in space time
Yeah I accidentally oppend up a hole in space time
confused yet?

I...Could not...resist.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: sgore on November 26, 2005, 07:30:06 pm
Remember that time we were pondering what it would be like if steve ran for office...

CNN:  This Just In--- President settles Middle East Trouble over Marathon LAN party
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: 762 on November 26, 2005, 08:23:25 pm
...Why didn't you just register to begin with?

That's what I did! I registered, and started posting, carelessly neglecting to announce who the hell I was.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Leng on November 26, 2005, 08:28:36 pm
yep, that's what i do.  intp's have terrible manners.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Vivec on November 26, 2005, 08:35:26 pm
yep, that's what i do.  intp's have terrible manners.

INTP's?
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Leng on November 26, 2005, 08:39:39 pm
how much of this forum do people not read?
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: SumGI on November 26, 2005, 08:42:31 pm
> 50% for me
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: 762 on November 26, 2005, 09:20:17 pm
I read most of it. Not the topics about games that don't interest me, though.

Anyway, back on topic with this!

im going to bed, goodnight all

Click the link in order to fully understand it. That simple message sparked 5 pages of conversation.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: sgore on November 27, 2005, 10:42:31 am
http://gamingsteve.com/blab/index.php?topic=422.msg7738#msg7738

Read from that point till the bottom of the page. World's most Akward Conversation between me and Haddeen Sol around the time he joined...(He also had a diffrent looking avitar then, so it was an honest mistake. A creepy akward honest mistake...)
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Samog on November 27, 2005, 03:24:34 pm
It's like batman crossed with furries now.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: 762 on November 27, 2005, 04:12:50 pm
http://gamingsteve.com/blab/index.php?topic=422.msg7738#msg7738

Read from that point till the bottom of the page. World's most Akward Conversation between me and Haddeen Sol around the time he joined...(He also had a diffrent looking avitar then, so it was an honest mistake. A creepy akward honest mistake...)

Wow, you used to sound like an idiot um lol omg um lol!
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: 762 on November 28, 2005, 04:53:05 pm
Sorry for double post, but this was hilarious.
Quote from: Samog
Also, 762: I have heroic Mozilla skills! That has to beat awesomeness that sounds suspiciously like AIDS.
And your new nickname is Bullet. I will inform Steve of this so he can make the appropriate changes.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Secret|Service on November 28, 2005, 06:39:55 pm
(put on "WTF" shirt)
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: SumGI on November 28, 2005, 07:50:39 pm
*Hands out detention slips*
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Aybraus on November 28, 2005, 08:37:08 pm
(put on "WTF" shirt)
(http://img431.imageshack.us/img431/4761/untitled7nz.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)?
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: LadyM on November 29, 2005, 11:32:58 am
at the time, these were hilarious, the food fight was going fast and furious for a few days, so here are a few funny ones from the food fight thread...

"where am I, and why am I so sticky?"

wonders how food fight turned into cookie eating fest. Has another cookie.

wipes sticky syrup out of my face, glares at Ovi and picks up stupid fish and smacks him upside the head with it. ;D
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Piloteer on November 29, 2005, 07:22:23 pm
I read most of it. Not the topics about games that don't interest me, though.

Anyway, back on topic with this!

I'm going to bed, goodnight all

Click the link in order to fully understand it. That simple message sparked 5 pages of conversation.

That is pretty ridiculous!  ;D
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: TheShark on December 02, 2005, 06:38:27 am
penis worms should be exterminated

I laughed out loud when my boss walked by because of this one.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: LadyM on December 02, 2005, 02:00:44 pm
oh dear lord! I was expecting that to be the least popular choice... your all sick, sick i say!

This just cracked me up.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: SumGI on December 02, 2005, 11:25:02 pm
I'm not a vegetarian, but i will never eat anything i think to be at least semi-sentient (Dolphins, Chimps, Cats, Dogs, other people, etc...)
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Samog on December 03, 2005, 11:59:48 am
"come and see my cock rocket!"
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: sgore on December 05, 2005, 01:22:18 pm
I'm not a vegetarian, but i will never eat anything i think to be at least semi-sentient (Dolphins, Chimps, Cats, Dogs, other people, etc...)
I stand by my words! lol.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: SumGI on December 05, 2005, 03:27:37 pm
I'm not a vegetarian, but i will never eat anything i think to be at least semi-sentient (Dolphins, Chimps, Cats, Dogs, other people, etc...)
I stand by my words! lol.
It was the "people" part that made me laugh. lol
I don't eat people either ;)
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Cobra on December 05, 2005, 10:03:32 pm
Leela: You can't eat dolphins there intelligent.

Bender: Not this one he spent all his money on lottery tickets.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Krakow Sam on December 06, 2005, 12:19:51 am
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Leela: You can't eat dolphins there intelligent.

Bender: Not this one he spent all his money on ^instant^ lottery tickets.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: LadyM on December 06, 2005, 09:34:21 am
Now hold on there Billy! Looks like someone didnt use the search button!

http://gamingsteve.com/blab/index.php?topic=1699.from1133803894#new

Hey uh... well Everything Else is an anything goes forum so I am still in the green here.

Right!?

RIGHT!??!?:!?!?!?!??!/!/!?1/1//11/1/1??!?!1

 :-*

Why you always gotta kiss everybody?
Anyway, that video is both helpful AND informative!
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Samog on December 06, 2005, 02:05:28 pm
Take chances! Make mistakes! Get messy!
"sounds like unprotected sex to me"
I see you've noted my hunger for living human brains :P
And if you mix them up, you get "I see you've noted my hunger for unprotected sex" and "sounds like living human brains to me!"
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Vivec on December 07, 2005, 11:53:51 am
Quote from: Samog
"I see you've noted my hunger for unprotected sex"
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Samog on December 07, 2005, 02:06:20 pm
I... eat people
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: TheShark on December 07, 2005, 02:27:04 pm
I dont think its very wise to go barefoot while operating deadly robots.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: 762 on December 07, 2005, 04:19:49 pm
I think its sickening that people automatically associate mutants with gang violence. What about all the hard working mutants working as lawyers and medical students...

Krakow Sam has come up with most of these. I'd like to meet him.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: TheShark on December 07, 2005, 04:26:16 pm
Krakow Sam has come up with most of these. I'd like to meet him.

I would too, but I'm sure he would say no.
I'll be in England in a couple weeks, but I doubt I would be able to hike up to Oxfordshire anyway.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Krakow Sam on December 08, 2005, 01:54:25 am
I think its sickening that people automatically associate mutants with gang violence. What about all the hard working mutants working as lawyers and medical students...

Krakow Sam has come up with most of these. I'd like to meet him.

Thank you, I am widely regarded as being a droll character and it apparently trancends culture and nationality. God I'm great!
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Oviraptor on December 08, 2005, 05:18:04 am
I think its sickening that people automatically associate mutants with gang violence. What about all the hard working mutants working as lawyers and medical students...

Krakow Sam has come up with most of these. I'd like to meet him.

Thank you, I am widely regarded as being a droll character and it apparently trancends culture and nationality. God I'm great!

...and then his ego grew three sizes that day.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: sgore on December 08, 2005, 02:19:40 pm
...and then his ego grew three sizes that day.

lol.

"And Krakow learned the true meaning of posting was not found in a smiley or in a spell check but in..."

I especially enjoyed LadyM's rendition of Little Cindy Who. lol.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: TheShark on December 12, 2005, 01:04:14 pm
go back with an outrageous faux English accent. real upper-class-twit material. thatll get everyone talking.
"What ho chief! looking at feet again, what?"
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Kishmond on December 13, 2005, 08:24:40 pm
dinner and a sleep over? im assuming there will be plenty of alcohol available right?

I am so tired of you older people pretending as if everyone you ever encounter is over the legal drinking age. He's 15, for Non-Denominational Religious Figure's sake! Let's take a moment to think about those among us who aren't technically "people" in the eyes of the government.

I thought that was funny. But I'm weird and don't truly expect anyone else to
.
.
think it's funny.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: 762 on December 26, 2005, 12:04:26 pm
In regards to Pineapple the Hun's avatar ((http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/HOSJD/LilHun.gif)):

it's two step.. he dances like a whitey


...wow you guys have some rich parents. A new tv and some games? Sometimes I wish I wasn't the son of a carpenter.

We're not as spoiled as you think. My not-too-well-off uncle gave each of his 3 preteen kids (2 are under the age of 10) a new computer. He gave his wife a new laptop. One kid got a new DS and the other got a new Xbox.

And my friend's 16 year old cousin cousin got: a mercedes, xbox 360, 3 computers, labtop, ipod, and a dog

Spoiled American kids... psshhhh.  ;D

Yeah! Over here a kid would be lucky to get a small wooden block for christmas... last christmas i got a beating for christmas and i liked it. I was lucky, the neighbors kid got nothing!
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Samog on December 27, 2005, 07:32:43 pm
..so i get a monumental (that is useless) industrial base and a huge crappy army. do you have to make me so much like real communists?
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Pando on December 29, 2005, 07:49:50 pm
it's two step.. he dances like a whitey

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=14746
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Vivec on January 01, 2006, 08:50:00 pm
Samog, I present to you the least organized person award.

Today's updates: Um, I have to find the map. Good thing only one person has their army out of their city.

Also: Um, so I screwed up some more stuff. The good news is that I'm going to add mysterious objects -- Collect all six (from the cities of your former allies)! As soon as I find the damn map.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Samog on January 02, 2006, 11:05:55 am
I swear I'll start that again when I find the map!

Also, that notebook has all of my Spanish notes.

Krakow Sam woke up on the couch, realizing that it was all wet. He had this strange substance analyzed and it turned out to be pure awesomeness.
...are you sure?
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Vivec on January 02, 2006, 10:56:19 pm
Yeah, that posts creeped me out. A lot.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Oviraptor on January 03, 2006, 06:08:39 pm
The best way to get good at something is to do it A LOT.

Given out of context, it could be quite funny.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Samog on January 03, 2006, 07:45:33 pm
i don't think quicktime had anything to do with steven "deeplee" hawking.
stop being mean Leng, maybe his larynx was torn out by a rabid dog.
And Oviraptor, that's now in the context of what 762 wrote.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Oviraptor on January 05, 2006, 08:43:23 am
10 bucks says scopion (I know i spelled it srong somehow) is the first moderator.
 ;D

I think you owe someone $10  ;)

 :D
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: 762 on January 05, 2006, 12:00:46 pm
And Oviraptor, that's now in the context of what 762 wrote.

What are you talking about?
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Kishmond on January 05, 2006, 05:27:12 pm
What's a "podcast"?
I swear I will SHOOT YOU IN THE KNEES...
That's just the violent video games talking
*runs in and shoots everybody in the knees with a spas-12 being held in one hand*

lol videogaems train me 2 b vilent

(Congratulations to the 7 Internets for creating the word of the year out of a single file type)


eheheh  :D
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: 762 on January 09, 2006, 01:25:12 pm
Douchebag douche stew

And I still want to know what you guys were talking about before.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Krakow Sam on January 09, 2006, 03:01:36 pm
It starts with JackT and ends in hompson :D
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: 762 on January 09, 2006, 05:50:49 pm
And Oviraptor, that's now in the context of what 762 wrote.

What are you talking about?

I mean that, I have no idea what it means.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Samog on January 09, 2006, 06:01:42 pm
The best way to get good at something is to do it A LOT.

Given out of context, it could be quite funny.
Krakow Sam woke up on the couch, realizing that it was all wet. He had this strange substance analyzed and it turned out to be pure awesomeness.

Eh? Eh? Know what I mean?
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: 762 on January 09, 2006, 06:03:11 pm
The best way to get good at something is to do it A LOT.

Given out of context, it could be quite funny.
Krakow Sam woke up on the couch, realizing that it was all wet. He had this strange substance analyzed and it turned out to be pure awesomeness.

Eh? Eh? Know what I mean?

OH MY GOODNESS! I was not implying that. I was just saying... Oh, God...
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Samog on January 09, 2006, 06:05:59 pm
OH MY GOODNESS! I was not implying that. I was just saying... Oh, God...
Yes! I get one point!

Pando! Fetch me the list! Who's next?
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Oviraptor on January 09, 2006, 06:12:34 pm
The best way to get good at something is to do it A LOT.

Given out of context, it could be quite funny.
Krakow Sam woke up on the couch, realizing that it was all wet. He had this strange substance analyzed and it turned out to be pure awesomeness.

Eh? Eh? Know what I mean?

OH MY GOODNESS! I was not implying that. I was just saying... Oh, God...

And the light bulb turns on...
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: 762 on January 09, 2006, 06:26:00 pm
I thought it might have been that, but my brain kept saying "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, IT'S NOT THAT!"
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Krakow Sam on January 10, 2006, 05:39:22 am
Youre Evil Samog! Pure EVIL!!!!
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: crippits on January 10, 2006, 11:25:21 am
Cow, you already have four stomachs, just vomit up something from each one and worship it ;)

not only in it's pure form is it funny, but look at what's implied. you already  have four stomachs... i only have two so far.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Samog on January 10, 2006, 01:48:55 pm
Yore Evil Samog! Pure EVIL!!!!
Two points! Yes!

I have six points now. I have been keeping track of this.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Vivec on January 12, 2006, 03:42:15 pm
Hehe Psychodude.. If someones genitals could fit on a 32*32 canvas, those people would be pretty sad anyway ;)

Ahaha... Hoo! Need... air!
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Oviraptor on January 16, 2006, 12:49:54 pm
edit: anyone males use their penises to attack anything lately? ouch!

:o
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Vivec on January 19, 2006, 08:00:11 pm
6. Devoid of her cells and proteins, Lady M has the same chemical makeup as sea water.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Samog on January 21, 2006, 09:42:24 pm
202 Mayberry Drive, Pittsford, NY
213 54 8779
 :-*
raaaape
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: 762 on January 21, 2006, 09:46:03 pm
Yeah, I didn't notice that he used the kissy smiley after that one. I'm feeling a little uncomfortable now. :-\

(it's not my real address or social security number, by the way)
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on January 21, 2006, 09:46:47 pm
Of course not.

Hey have I been quoted before in this topic?
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Samog on January 21, 2006, 09:49:00 pm
9. Lady M will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
:-\
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: LadyM on January 22, 2006, 06:07:47 am
i wish i had boobs.

 :o
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: 762 on January 22, 2006, 11:58:19 am
I actually have a few things in mind... And if I do it correctly my first video podcast should be QUITE memorable! Heh, you'll just have to wait and see...

Oh no. You're going to have a shirt on, right?

Shirt? Yes.

Are you guys being serious? You actually want someone to make a game about the bible!? That's like trying to base a game off of evolution, it just isnt gonna work... hey, wait a second...
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Vivec on January 23, 2006, 09:44:50 pm
I actually have a few things in mind... And if I do it correctly my first video podcast should be QUITE memorable! Heh, you'll just have to wait and see...
Oh no. You're going to have a shirt on, right?
Shirt? Yes.

I just got that part...  :-X

I said, "So what do you feel the future of procedurally generated content has in the game industry, and how might a student prepare for this?" To which he replied, "You mean Spore?"(these EA people, they catch on quick)

For some reason, I thought this was hilarious.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Vivec on January 30, 2006, 06:54:11 pm
Anyone else get the image of LadyM decked out in leather ready to punish you for your insolence...?

Wow. That's just... wow.

Am I the only person continuing this thread anymore?
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Mr. Wizard on January 30, 2006, 07:00:49 pm
I was quoted!

I took a screenie of this cause it made me laugh.
(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c317/Mr_Arch_Wizard/bwahaha.jpg)
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on January 30, 2006, 07:03:01 pm
Now which one of them was I sending a message to?

THAT is the question.

And speaking of funny pics, check this out!

http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/9051/timemachine8th.jpg
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Piloteer on January 30, 2006, 07:06:23 pm
Now which one of them was I sending a message to?

THAT is the question.

And speaking of funny pics, check this out!

http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/9051/timemachine8th.jpg

Some people just take a bit longer to do things than others.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: LadyM on January 30, 2006, 07:14:22 pm

Now lets kiss and make up

In the words of patman33,  ":-*"

/me kisses and makes up  :-*

 ;D
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: crippits on January 31, 2006, 09:46:07 am
Anyone else get the image of LadyM decked out in leather ready to punish you for your insolence...?
OK, this is our first one so I'm sure we'll be working out the kinks.

with what was stated above, added with LadyM working out the kinks.. it adds a whole new meaning....
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Samog on January 31, 2006, 01:57:23 pm
This thread took a turn somewhere, and I think it was my fault.

No, I'm not going to put in the "this banana is too big!" quote.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Mr. Wizard on January 31, 2006, 04:59:17 pm
I did this same thing in another forum somewhere in the vast geyness of The Internet, and it was quite popular.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: LadyM on February 07, 2006, 04:03:31 pm
I said how big they were.  ;)
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Mr. Wizard on February 12, 2006, 08:32:31 pm
I am sorry this isn't an actual post, but read the front page of this site: http://www.gunzonline.com/

Quote from: http://www.gunzonline.com/
About Service Status

We've found a serious problem on game service today. And you cannot play GunZ. We expect that it will take few days to fix the problem. Sorry for your convenience.

 :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Oviraptor on February 13, 2006, 03:59:40 pm
I'm just kidding you guys. Nobody is getting banned. ;D

BANNED! ;D
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on February 13, 2006, 04:02:34 pm
http://banned.ytmnd.com/

lolol
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: LadyM on February 14, 2006, 04:38:34 pm
You are banned for having pp in your name  :D

Great not only do i have 'pits' but 'pp' ....:P
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: sgore on February 14, 2006, 07:04:39 pm
You're banned because milk cartons can't dance! Stick to realistic avatars, like hand-mangling!
Whoa! Your avatar has a hand getting mangled... I never noticed that before. I thought it was an ugly bird.
I always thought it was a seal or otter of some sort. Hmm. You're banned for having a confusingly mistaken for wildlife creature in your avitar 762. And Vivec Is banned because I can't help but wonder exactly what he did to those penguins. Those poor poor penguins.
I just found the whole exchange about 762's avitar humorous. My vote is still on Seal/Otter.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: crippits on February 16, 2006, 08:18:59 am
I think its really frustrating to be an embryo, he has no room at all :P

Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Mangerman on February 16, 2006, 08:27:47 am
I think its really frustrating to be an embryo, he has no room at all :P


I am honored
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Mr. Wizard on February 17, 2006, 12:27:36 am
(http://www.imgcity.net/server/primary/hahaha.bmp)
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Martham112 on February 17, 2006, 02:26:04 am
I try to think of what mother nature would have done if she suffered major brain damage.

That was to my topic called " Difficult Come up with ideas"
Wow that was a long time ago.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: SumGI on February 17, 2006, 10:19:20 pm
I try to think of what mother nature would have done if she suffered major brain damage.

That was to my topic called " Difficult Come up with ideas"
Wow that was a long time ago.

Doesn't Mr Pineappledude have that qoute in his sig?
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: LadyM on February 20, 2006, 10:16:17 am
This is exactly what I look like except my teady bear is white.  ;)

(http://www.imgcity.net/server/primary/south park pic.bmp)



I wuv you too!

(http://www.bloodydecks.com/forums/images/smilies/Stab_emoticon_-_Hp329.gif)
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Samog on February 21, 2006, 11:03:50 am

Quote
No, no, he hates us all so much that he made a fake GDC video before destroying all of the code. And then he shot the real Abraham Lincoln in Denver International Airport and put his body in a time machine that was set for June 24, 1947, and contained the first strains of AIDS, which, as we all know, only infects members of the Illuminati, which had been Will Wright's enemy ever since Elvis, one of their agents, gave the footage of the first Nazi moon colony to NASA in an effort to fuel their vast right-wing liberal news bias campaign when the Warszaw tower stopped transmitting signals to the "fluoride".

I think you forgot about the fact that the "floride" was transmitted through chem trails that the aliens from planet X which circles the solar system every 80 thousand years has come early due to a wormhole which was created the the alignment of the planets according to Noterdamus and his work decoding the Di Vinci code. Luckily the cure to this can be found through the careful decoding of crop circles and low ultra low frequency sound waves made by H.A.R.P, which caused the Bermuda triangle because it activated the psych crystals within the sunken city of Atlantis which is now causing global warming which is making bigfoot come out of hiding more often and seek a mate over the internet with a Chupacabra. Sadly their astrological signs as well as life numbers were not compatable so they never got together to have the anti-Christ as their child for the Apocalypse in 2012 according to the Mayan Calendar.

Incorrect! I think you'll find that Will Wright is in fact the thrall of a gigantic pan-dimensional being known as the Nux. He has been trying to inform us of its coming by hiding a code in spore but area 52 are on to him because they think he wants to brainwash children into becoming communists. Area 52 was founded by Harry Houdini after he faked his own death by blackmailing a robot from the past to punch him in the stomach just hard enough to temporarily kill him, so he could later revive himself and stop Swiss scientists from saving Hitler's brain.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Vivec on February 21, 2006, 03:59:19 pm
I'm fourtyish, born in africa. I'm a half human half chimp sin against God. I was brought to america were i've explored in the carnival and medical reseach fields. And I'm a Taurus.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: SumGI on February 21, 2006, 09:31:43 pm
This was on the OB official forum.
Quote
Are these features/changes a good thing or is Bethesda creating a more balanced and fun "game" at the price of realism?

Now read it again if you didn't laugh you pants off after finding the irony.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Krakow Sam on February 22, 2006, 12:22:21 am
I hope whoever that was got punched in the face.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: 762 on February 22, 2006, 06:21:52 am
I didn't understand the irony. Is it because he wants realism in a game where you kill the undead who have come from hell?
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Mangerman on February 22, 2006, 07:00:46 am
Just because someone's not perfect in everyway doesn't mean there not a brilliant person.
Yeah, just look at me!

*Throws chili on Martha*
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: SumGI on February 22, 2006, 05:54:17 pm
I didn't understand the irony. Is it because he wants realism in a game where you kill the undead who have come from hell?

Yes.
Also asking if the changes are GOOD OR is Bethesda making a FUN and BLANCED "game" (WTH with the qoutes anyways? LOL) at the price of realism

matching parts are colored, LOL
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on February 22, 2006, 06:16:28 pm
Tons of Stuff
Largely worthless shiny trinkets for lower-level characters and weapons of mass destruction for powergamers, farmers, and the occasional lucky prole.

Replay Value
Collect the aforementioned shiny trinkets! Also, start more characters. Now, damn it. (these methods are for experienced players only)

Veteran Experience
"how do i get more [insert WoW thing here]?"
"stfu noob."

Oh, and of course:
Player pickpocketed you for 5 silver.

The Best is Getting Better
There are already a bunch of veterans around, so you don't really need to work to figure out an item combination or a quest. Don't bother figuring out the low-level stuff, because the aforementioned vets will always be a few (dozen) steps ahead of you. Remember to play a female character for free stuff.

WIN!
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: SumGI on February 22, 2006, 07:22:42 pm
wat, wy did GS wat tll 32 ovr tpcs hav bin pstd to pst teh roolz?
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Mr. Wizard on February 23, 2006, 04:31:12 pm
Also from the TES forums.

About: There should be Elder Scrolls Novels
Quote
like the idea

 dunno if i'd personally buy them though, but i'm not a big reader type person unless the book as big pretty pictures
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: SumGI on February 23, 2006, 06:50:13 pm
This was a comment on the OB interview
Quote
Hello from russia and you sucking gamers. you all die. i'm sure. Please sorry me for my english.

Posted by T!m0n at February 23, 2006 02:16 PM
 
Hello from russia and you sucking gamers. you all die. i'm sure. Please sorry me for my english.

Posted by eee at February 23, 2006 02:18 PM
LOL the guy made different names and posted twice.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: 762 on February 23, 2006, 07:36:46 pm
lol, that was a rather brief existence for VFX.
A rewarding existence.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: LadyM on February 24, 2006, 06:09:57 am
I hate this movie.
Theres a surprise ::)
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Aybraus on February 24, 2006, 07:57:47 am
lol, that was a rather brief existence for VFX.
A rewarding existence.
I got a best funniest posts award!  This is the happiest day of my sad, sad life.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: 762 on February 24, 2006, 08:58:50 pm
I don't think that was a real transition. Rather, a plot to make it seem like a transition.  ;D

It's totally all a conspiracy. WW is going to announce the whole game was a hoax, and half the forum members will kill themselves.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Mr. Wizard on February 24, 2006, 09:21:33 pm
I pray DS for stylus critter sculpting. Also I am a little nervous because early in this forum's life I repeatedly promised my left testicle in exchange for SPORE DS.
Why the left?
Maybe he's Left handed?
...Nevermind.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Vivec on February 24, 2006, 09:22:35 pm
Mr. Wizard, you beat me to it.  >:(  ;D
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: SumGI on February 24, 2006, 09:26:30 pm
I pray DS for stylus critter sculpting. Also I am a little nervous because early in this forum's life I repeatedly promised my left testicle in exchange for SPORE DS.
Why the left?
Maybe he's Left handed?
...Nevermind.
I just recovered from laughing about that!  I hate you!
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Mr. Wizard on February 24, 2006, 09:31:27 pm
I found the post Borogove was talking about:
My only beef with consoles, and PC is just as bad, is that they keep pushing graphics as the be-all-end-all of gaming. 

Physicsis a good place to put more procesing power.  AI is good.  But I haven't really given a **** about graphics since the early PS2 days.

Personally I'm becoming a bigger fan of Nintendo all the time, but I'll save that for a forum where the "Celda" BS still rages.

Spore does seem best suited to PC for most people, but I would trade a testicle for Spore DS any day.
Says nothing about the left one though.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Vivec on February 24, 2006, 09:33:46 pm
I found the post Borogove was talking about:

It's not very hard... just search for testicle, it's the second entry.

It's a good sign about this forum when you only get a few entries about "testicle".
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Mr. Wizard on February 24, 2006, 09:35:04 pm
I found the post Borogove was talking about:

It's not very hard... just search for testicle, it's the second entry.
:D
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: SumGI on February 24, 2006, 09:43:01 pm
I found the post Borogove was talking about:

It's not very hard... just search for testicle, it's the second entry.

It's a good sign about this forum when you only get a few entries about "testicle".
Your the expert Vivec!
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: huggkruka on February 25, 2006, 02:58:31 am
So he said it TWICE... I suppose he has to do it then. Nice surprise for Will, finding that in the mail... ugh!
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Aybraus on February 25, 2006, 04:00:19 pm
Happy birthday steve
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Vivec on February 25, 2006, 04:03:31 pm
I think you need to give the context for that one.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Aybraus on February 25, 2006, 05:35:01 pm
Quote
Yesterday at 10:37:56 PM
How's that?
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: SumGI on February 25, 2006, 06:16:49 pm
And this is why Will Wright doesn't have a profile. Oviraptor keeps banning him.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: 762 on February 26, 2006, 10:41:45 am
England.
I would fairly enjoy some crumpets with a spot of tea on the side.
Stop enforcing stereotypes, old bean.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Vivec on February 26, 2006, 11:11:59 pm
An old quote... but...

santa claus died outisde of a bowling alley in Des Moines in 1978, drowning in a pool of his own vomit.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Aybraus on February 27, 2006, 07:46:24 am
An old quote... but...

santa claus died outisde of a bowling alley in Des Moines in 1978, drowning in a pool of his own vomit.
Wasn't it somebody else's vomit?
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Vivec on February 27, 2006, 09:46:25 pm
Now, you are screwed if it's sentient and you are a slave to its race.
Literally...

For context, the creature in question was a penis monster.

A full body shot would be nice too.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Mr. Wizard on March 04, 2006, 06:56:40 pm
WE WANT TO TOUCH YOU STEVE  ;D ;D ;D

Run Steve Run
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: LadyM on March 08, 2006, 04:37:49 am
Vivec and I have had lots of sexy talks.

Sexy. That's the word I was looking for.  ::)
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Mr. Wizard on March 08, 2006, 08:28:58 pm
psst... coc "ken's test hole"
D-do you want me to bend over or something?


 :-\
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 09, 2006, 05:23:34 pm
Ya I really did not mean this to be a knock at steve or the show I was just more curious then anything.

Oh and 1 more..

For the term Boulder's as in Blouder's gate.. its pronounced 'bolders'
but steve says 'BAHLDERS'


Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Oviraptor on March 10, 2006, 08:40:03 pm
What's not to love about a zombie who swallows? :)

Owned.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: 762 on March 11, 2006, 06:37:01 am
I don't even remember making this topic.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Aybraus on March 13, 2006, 08:20:37 am
It's not nearly as wierd as it sounds, you guys.  Keep in mind that when I'm 40, he'll be 25.  That's not a huge difference!
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: 762 on March 13, 2006, 04:39:33 pm
In the thread where we pretend it's 10 years in the future:

Yeah we know, Google has been ruling the earth for like 7 years. And I saw it coming. Didn't care either.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Aybraus on March 13, 2006, 04:43:36 pm
What the heck is L33T?  An organization or something?
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 13, 2006, 04:44:10 pm
I NEVER SAID THAT!!
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: SumGI on March 13, 2006, 04:46:22 pm
I NEVER SAID THAT!!
lol whut?
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Aybraus on March 13, 2006, 05:19:44 pm
my mom is taking away my Intendo privliges cuz i cussd
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: werechicken on March 13, 2006, 05:23:38 pm
Great Odins raven! What the duce is going on here!?
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Aybraus on March 13, 2006, 05:26:16 pm
Me misquoting people like a madman.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: sgore on March 13, 2006, 06:18:24 pm
And Now Me getting a taste of my own Medicine
;D
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Aybraus on March 13, 2006, 07:57:22 pm
i luv all u guyz...





omg i'm sooooooooooooooooooo stoned.      i luv all u guyz...
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Vivec on March 13, 2006, 08:57:19 pm
sgore, wanna cybr?
:-*
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Aybraus on March 13, 2006, 09:38:53 pm
It's not like she was fighting against me or saying no or anything.  It was mutual, and she had only drunk like, five shots.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Vivec on March 13, 2006, 09:44:36 pm
It's not like he was fighting against me or saying no or anything.  It was mutual, and he had only drunk like, five shots.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Samog on March 13, 2006, 10:28:42 pm
This is as good a place as any, because you can just look through and see why he deserves this rank:

PatMan33! Kneel!
I dub thee Sigmund PatMan33.
Rise, Sigmund PatMan33.
[/pomp] [/ceremony] [/circumstances]
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on March 14, 2006, 02:49:28 pm
... d-did I win something just now?
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: 762 on March 14, 2006, 02:54:50 pm
Alright, stop ruining the damn thread! Post only real quotes from now on.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 14, 2006, 03:01:39 pm
Alright, stop ruining the damn thread! Post only real quotes from now on.

that was funny.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on March 14, 2006, 03:06:43 pm
... d-did I win something just now?

There.

Anyone want to tell me what happened?
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Aybraus on March 14, 2006, 06:01:38 pm
Go back a page.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on March 14, 2006, 06:04:00 pm
Agh!

I still don't see it!
Title: Tragic Forum Names
Post by: Mr. Wizard on March 14, 2006, 07:06:29 pm
tristanalexander (http://www.gamingsteve.com/blab/index.php?action=profile;u=1144)

I know its mean but I couldn't resist.
Title: Re: Tragic Forum Names
Post by: Vivec on March 14, 2006, 07:12:18 pm
tristanalexander (http://www.gamingsteve.com/blab/index.php?action=profile;u=1144)

I know its mean but I couldn't resist.

No comprendo.
Title: Re: Tragic Forum Names
Post by: Oviraptor on March 14, 2006, 07:13:17 pm
tristanalexander (http://www.gamingsteve.com/blab/index.php?action=profile;u=1144)

I know its mean but I couldn't resist.

No comprendo.

Not trist, not exander....
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Aybraus on March 14, 2006, 07:14:02 pm
What?
Title: Re: Tragic Forum Names
Post by: Vivec on March 14, 2006, 07:14:28 pm
tristanalexander (http://www.gamingsteve.com/blab/index.php?action=profile;u=1144)
I know its mean but I couldn't resist.
No comprendo.
Not trist, not exander....

Oh. Wow, how would you even notice that?
Title: Re: Tragic Forum Names
Post by: Mr. Wizard on March 14, 2006, 07:14:53 pm

What?

Let me help you.

trist_anal_exander (http://www.gamingsteve.com/blab/index.php?action=profile;u=1144)
Title: Re: Tragic Forum Names
Post by: smjjames on March 14, 2006, 07:16:40 pm

What?

Let me help you.

trist_anal_exander (http://www.gamingsteve.com/blab/index.php?action=profile;u=1144)


lol
Title: Re: Tragic Forum Names
Post by: Vivec on March 14, 2006, 07:17:13 pm
lol

*head explodes*
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: smjjames on March 14, 2006, 07:18:58 pm
and now I just notice the topic title blurb, tragic forum names, lolz!
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Krakow Sam on March 15, 2006, 03:12:12 pm
And don't take her side just because she has boobs. I could have them too if I ate more. Think about that!
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Osiris on March 15, 2006, 04:12:56 pm
i feel soooooo bad for snow boarders, their skies were glued together poor people
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Samog on March 16, 2006, 11:22:05 pm
Quote from: Vivec
and this time, I'm not casually begging for meat!
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: sgore on March 17, 2006, 07:13:46 pm
Do not let this insidious man infest your mind and intrude upon your long standing sensibilities, readers, Kirstie Alley could fly further than a cantaloupe.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Mangerman on March 18, 2006, 04:52:38 am
the Torpals skill is to kick ass

those are the most beautiful words i have ever read...  :D
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Oviraptor on March 21, 2006, 05:14:27 am
I turned out pretty stupid  :P

:D

:-X
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: LadyM on March 21, 2006, 05:26:44 am
HOLY HELL!! PATMAN, I LOVE YOU IN THE STRAIGHTEST WAY POSSIBLE!
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Mr. Wizard on March 21, 2006, 08:58:19 am
(http://www.imgcity.net/server/primary/getalong.bmp)

Gaming Steve Miracle.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Samog on March 21, 2006, 11:13:39 am
1) How many hours have you played so far.
Around five.

Pwned.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Mr. Wizard on March 21, 2006, 08:39:52 pm
(http://www.imgcity.net/server/primary/wherechick.JPG)

Perfect, just perfect.

Check the File name as well. >:D
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on March 21, 2006, 08:40:29 pm
I told him about 666 before you so back off.


He is mine!

 ;)
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Mr. Wizard on March 21, 2006, 08:41:15 pm
(http://www.imgcity.net/server/primary/wherechick.JPG)

Perfect, just perfect.

Check the File name as well. >:D
But Look at his 666th post!
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on March 21, 2006, 08:54:25 pm
HE IS MINE!

*Worships werechicken*
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Kyle_1223 on March 21, 2006, 10:14:04 pm
Im also one of patmans mindless slaves.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 22, 2006, 11:53:05 am
Do we still use kinky pink fly swatters or did we abolish those with the meatballs?
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on March 22, 2006, 12:42:31 pm
Flyswatters with tassels!
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 22, 2006, 12:50:30 pm
We are off topic! Beware the MODS!!!!
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on March 22, 2006, 12:56:19 pm
We are off topic! Berate the MODS!!!!

OMG!

I AM TELLING!


Funny stuff.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 22, 2006, 12:58:25 pm
We are off topic! Berate the MODS!!!!

OMG!

I AM TELLING!


Funny $#*^!

 :o
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: LadyM on March 22, 2006, 03:18:33 pm
We are off topic! Berate the MODS!!!!

OMG!

I AM TELLING!


Funny $#*^!

 :o

Ha.. found you .. back on topic now ;)
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Krakow Sam on March 23, 2006, 01:32:39 am
We are off topic! Berate the MODS!!!!

OMG!

I AM TELLING!


Funny $#*^!

 :o

Ha.. found you .. back off topic now ;)

Ha ha! Classic LadyM :D
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 23, 2006, 12:43:38 pm
We are off topic! Berate the MODS!!!!

OMG!

I AM TELLING!


Funny $#*^!

 :o

Ha.. found you .. back off topic now ;)

Ha ha! Classic LadyMother :D

OOH!! BURNED!!!
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: LadyM on March 23, 2006, 12:46:16 pm
Go to your room.  :P
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 23, 2006, 01:00:26 pm
make me!
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: sgore on March 23, 2006, 01:05:33 pm
Guys! Guys! Can't you see all this senseless fighting is tearing us apart!!  :o ;)
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 23, 2006, 01:08:19 pm
*Grabs a bat and beats LadyM with it!*

DONT YOU EVER CALL ME AN ABUSIVE HUSBAND EVER AGAIN!!!
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: bwl2 on March 23, 2006, 02:58:05 pm
W00t, I was quoted!  ;D
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: 762 on March 24, 2006, 02:27:27 pm
My advice is to become deeply cynical and become a brilliant pill-popping diagnostician...

I dont have any serious advice. I'm sorry.

Awesome! House!


I am twitching from nothing to do whil waiting for spore :-\

i kno what u mean ... well back to crystel meth
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Vivec on March 24, 2006, 08:08:18 pm
I hate sports and x-play was pretty much the only show I really watched on there(used to be others back when it was just tech tv), so I wasn't willing tp pay an extra 5 or 10 bucks a month for a sports tier I didn't want just so I could see a single show on one network. Ah well. Also, Morgan is hot.

I prefer the Cheat host, myself.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 26, 2006, 11:35:20 am
This that here would work good more for forums:

he then posted a pic of my new avatar (which i'll have up shortly)
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Bobthetriangle on March 26, 2006, 04:20:40 pm
You're banned for accusing me of being an anti-triangle racist. I'm obviously an anti-polygonal nazi! HEIL KREIS! \(',')

(Kreis is german for "circle"!)
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Oviraptor on March 26, 2006, 07:52:07 pm
I am so gay.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on March 26, 2006, 08:23:08 pm
Pssh.


You wish!
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Aybraus on March 26, 2006, 09:00:50 pm
I am so gay.
Beating a dead horse...
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on March 26, 2006, 09:39:05 pm
At least I am not afraid to be myself! Don't make fun of me for being true to myself!

You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fricken' fingers, and say "that's the bad guy." So, what'll that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth... even when I lie. So say goodnight to the bad guy. Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you.



 8)


*walks away*
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Damned_Zombie on March 27, 2006, 12:32:28 pm
At least I am not afraid to be myself! Don't make fun of me for being true to myself!

You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fricken' fingers, and say "that's the bad guy." So, what'll that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth... even when I lie. So say goodnight to the bad guy. Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you.



 8)


*walks away*
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: LadyM on April 05, 2006, 05:36:20 am
What's armada with you people? :P
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Oviraptor on April 09, 2006, 04:35:47 pm
Spammer.

Note that this was in the "Who are you?" thread.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Damned_Zombie on April 09, 2006, 04:38:12 pm
I was commenting on the guy above me, but whatever. :P
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on April 09, 2006, 05:09:19 pm
You were talking about me weren't you?
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Vivec on April 19, 2006, 09:48:41 pm
but hey, you dont have to be baked to enjoy Maynard's music, its good for all occasions
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: sgore on April 20, 2006, 05:52:46 am
Kaze and Patman33, Definitely.  ;) :D
nah LadyM and Oviraptor

LadyM and Oviraptor sitting in a tree, K-I-S-N-I-N-G,  but LadyM missed and kissed a snake, how many doctors did she- You allready landed on the rope?! WTF?!?!? We weren't even done with the song you n00b!

If only you could quote topic headings... :D
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: huggkruka on April 21, 2006, 12:55:31 am
The OP still says "funiest"... I think that's ironic.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Mr. Consideration on April 21, 2006, 03:57:43 am
The Nauceans eat babies!
My cousin told me a guy he works with once ate at a Wexxian restaraunt and he found a severed finger in the soup.
Honest!  :P
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: LadyM on April 29, 2006, 02:57:44 pm
I went back in time to sleep with my mom and fathered myself...

I'll show you my Wii after I take it out of its packaging...

Wow! It's so small! I bet you could fit it anywhere!
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Oviraptor on May 01, 2006, 06:11:12 pm
*pulls up a chair to watch the manly hugs*

...this is like showing a cake box to a 10 year old and saying, "look at that, doesn't it look yummy?"
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Vivec on May 02, 2006, 09:21:21 pm
caterpillars have prehensile nipples!!!
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Brutus on May 03, 2006, 10:22:12 am
any of my posts  in here?  ;)
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Krakow Sam on May 03, 2006, 10:51:02 am
any of my posts  in here?  ;)

Less funny. More sad, really.

<shakes head>
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Brutus on May 03, 2006, 11:05:37 am
you son of a bi-  breath i must breath,   anyone know who made the origianal lollipop song?
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Pando on May 03, 2006, 03:19:51 pm
I want to make love with that bike.
This is from a long time ago, but hey.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: werechicken on May 03, 2006, 03:28:11 pm
the intelligent dabate ended when Daxx and chicken boy forst posted

and ofcourse i have won, you haven't made a iddy bit of sense you have just ran this topic into the ground to the point where its unsalvagable, you are truly one of the stupidest people i know, nothing made sense their it was like arguing with a 2 year old! i mean really, and the sad thing is you think you are winning, after all that  you think you are winning, and you act arrogant as well, you were wrong, accept it,

end of story!

I had to use one his posts on this page

this is how you end a discussion with finesse and decorum, and not just call people and lock the thread.......... oops wrong quote ;)
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: LadyM on May 03, 2006, 07:14:55 pm
ugh..i cant belive my profile said female this whole time..im a guy
:D :D :D
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: werechicken on May 05, 2006, 06:20:06 am
beer + stairs = unnatural selection?
immediately followed by
Beer + Schnapps = Breakfast. :(
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: huggkruka on May 06, 2006, 04:42:50 am
I dont get GS show's i got normal TV >:(.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: gec05 on May 13, 2006, 05:27:54 pm
theres a spellcheck button?
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: TheChaos7 on May 14, 2006, 12:59:26 pm
ugh..i cant belive my profile said female this whole time..im a guy
:D :D :D

lol figures....
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Mr. Wizard on May 16, 2006, 09:30:32 am
I don't know what these people are thinking. Sure, there's inflation, but that doesn't justify a 100% price increase. Personally, I'm saving my money for a new PC, and everything else is just an accessory. If they insist on charging an arm and a leg, they won't get my business :P.

Funny you should say that with that avtar  ;D
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Vivec on May 17, 2006, 09:14:23 pm
I wonder how long it will take for people to copy my new fad :P
as soon as I upload my own pics, thats how long
Quote
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: 7 who ate 9 on May 21, 2006, 07:33:47 am
I wonder how long it will take for people to copy my new fad :P
as soon as I upload my own pics, thats how long
Quote

Teh he he, you quoted wrong....again....


In the topic "FLASH!"
I was just cleaning up my computer, and I came across some old animations and stuff, and it got me wondering: do any of you people in here animate in flash? If so, maybe you would like to show some animations?
Well, this thread wasn't what I was hoping for...
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: 762 on May 30, 2006, 12:43:51 pm
I think we'll have autopilot.
I think there'll be autopilot.
Yeah, but instead of that, let's have autopilot.
No, I'd rather have autopilot.
Wait, guys, I just had an idea. What if there was an autopilot?
We should probably come to a consensus between all of these ideas.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Mr. Wizard on June 01, 2006, 12:59:01 pm
The aim of this game is to create an image of the O RLY? or 'have a fishy stick' variety. Rate the one above (0-10 on the O RLY? scale) and post your own. Bonus points if you can actually spark an obnoxious fad.

Heres one to get the ball rolling:

http://www.imgcity.net/server/primary/Winner.JPG
0/10 he didnt say you had to make one...


http://orlywalrus.ytmnd.com/
I think I know what I said you jackass.

I think the keyword was 'create'. Its in the thread title and in the first post.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Genesis on June 01, 2006, 07:23:03 pm
http://www.gamingsteve.com/blab/index.php?topic=649.msg14041#msg14041

One of my personal favorites.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Samog on June 06, 2006, 11:25:26 pm
A lot of people didn't like it because it wasn't as good as the original, but these were mainly for reasons such as the balancing, took away  alot of fun, and the fact the levels were more story driven killed a lot of the replayability.

If you do dislike Halo 2 for any viable reasons, why don't you actually say why, instead of giving the generic fanboy response #27.
Wait, what?
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Vivec on June 08, 2006, 08:54:41 pm
Mind you, if I was to get down with a guy it would have to be a 3 way situation and the guy would have to have very feminine features...  (and be very fit, no flab)

Do I need to say more?
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Danzik on June 09, 2006, 03:12:08 am
Mind you, if I was to get down with a guy it would have to be a 3 way situation and the guy would have to have very feminine features...  (and be very fit, no flab)

Do I need to say more?

That's disturbing...
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: werechicken on June 10, 2006, 08:37:40 am
About Japanese RPG's
What?! How can you claim that they're stagnating?!

They're adding longer and prettier FMV sequences to JRPGs all the time!
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Genesis on June 14, 2006, 01:00:06 pm
Wish Granted! But since the pirate ship is out for revenge, it kills you for avenging the Revenge, therefore starting a vengefull vengance of revenge's vengeance.

I wish I was inside a dinosaur's uterus. :D
WHY!? JUST PLEASE WHY!?

 ;)
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Daxx on June 14, 2006, 06:28:58 pm
i am mentally scarred AND have filled pants!
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Daxx on June 15, 2006, 11:56:12 am
that's the problem with blanket statements ... There are always exceptions.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Oviraptor on June 16, 2006, 01:35:41 pm
FFS. I want to get out of primary school as fat as possible.

Typos are awesome!
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: syphonbyte on June 16, 2006, 05:46:25 pm
Quote from: LadyM
This is getting off topic.

The challenge is to guess which topic that was in.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: sgore on June 16, 2006, 07:06:45 pm
Quote from: LadyM
This is getting off topic.

The challenge is to guess which topic that wasn't in.
;) Fixed.

Anyway...
Play Scrabble like...like...um...English Professors?
Sorry, you failed the roll for that word, youre character arbitrirly doesnt have the intelligence to have thought of that :P
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: SmileyMan on June 17, 2006, 02:17:57 am
FFS. I want to get out of primary school as fat as possible.

Typos are awesome!

 :'(
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Brutus on June 18, 2006, 11:07:58 am
hahhahahahahahahahhahhar!
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: LadyM on June 19, 2006, 06:28:55 pm
this whole conversation just cracked me up.. its too funny to even be called flaming..

I beleive "idiot" is a word we all agreed to stop using in our last fight. Please make logical, mature statements.

I believe, you are an idiot. ;D

GrrrArrgh, I beleive, you are a poopyhead.  ;D

I'll one up your poopyhead with a big ol' bed wetting doodyhead!  :P
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Piloteer on June 19, 2006, 09:51:04 pm
The only problem that I see with your argument is that you don't know that will be criminals. They might become very good people

Am I for or ageist rape? I don’t know, but I still feel like it's murder. However, I don't want to force people to do one think or another

As Kang or Kudos said (not sure which)

"Abortions for some, and tiny American flags for others"


Fresh from the oven!
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Fink on June 19, 2006, 09:52:12 pm
Ah damn it
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: ilikesanta on June 19, 2006, 09:55:38 pm
The only problem that I see with your argument is that you don't know that will be criminals. They might become very good people

Am I for or ageist rape? I don’t know, but I still feel like it's murder. However, I don't want to force people to do one think or another

As Kang or Kudos said (not sure which)

"Abortions for some, and tiny American flags for others"


Fresh from the oven!

hey I saw that one too
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Lualmoba on June 19, 2006, 10:07:22 pm
Ah damn it

Why are you still not gone?
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Clayface on June 20, 2006, 12:30:14 am
Ya you should be long gone by now,
now go to your lake and go ride your fancy jet ski >:(



I liked this quote, its a quote from this topic. up a little ways
FFS. I want to get out of primary school as fat as possible.

Typos are awesome!

 :'(
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: 762 on June 21, 2006, 07:26:49 pm
its a brilliant way to aggrivate the french who hate how the time difference thingy is set up around england

well the french are in the same time zone as you
Incorrect. The French are 1 hour ahead.
only because we let them get ahead  ;)

Only because you want them to die sooner. ;)
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: sgore on June 22, 2006, 06:12:56 am
Funny, We have God and Charles Darwin in a forum about an evolution-based game.
They have tea.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Damned_Zombie on June 22, 2006, 09:57:32 am
IT CAME FROM UNIVERSE A!
Filmed in BS-o-vision
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Calqhoon on June 22, 2006, 10:07:12 am
Aw shucks. *Blush*
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Vivec on June 22, 2006, 10:20:02 am
What is it with you and nutty conspiracy theories?

:D
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: 762 on June 22, 2006, 02:19:43 pm
Another post here by me so soon?

I'm on summer vacation and I don't have a job, what'd you want?

SmileyMan would be the first to tell us that the sky is falling, I'm sure.

It is! RUN!

No. Standard procedure for an atmospheric cascade is to tell the king.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Clayface on June 23, 2006, 01:01:02 am
I read most of it. Not the topics about games that don't interest me, though.

Anyway, back on topic with this!

I'm going to bed, goodnight all

Click the link in order to fully understand it. That simple message sparked 5 pages of conversation.

That is pretty ridiculous!  ;D

YAY !!!!!!!!!!!!
that started a 22 page topic








oooohhhhh and I thought this one was funny
OWWW DAMMIT, i was reading that article and i stabbed myself in the eye with my finger, i dont know why, but its painful, i hit it really hard too, ohh nice link btw

How.........never mind.

Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: operaghost21 on June 23, 2006, 02:08:05 am
my sig
V
V
V
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Brutus on June 23, 2006, 01:15:25 pm
i am surprised non of these posts have been about duke nukem forever
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: werechicken on June 23, 2006, 03:03:42 pm
i am surprised non of these posts have been about duke nukem forever
could it be because *gaspp* ther haven't been that many, and none of them where funny?
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Krakow Sam on June 23, 2006, 03:26:12 pm
i am surprised non of these posts have been about duke nukem forever
could it be because *gaspp* ther haven't been that many, and none of them where funny?
No. There was one. In the Spore forum when someone launched into this whole fictional saga of how they got spore early. A man condemned to walk barefoot on hot coals for all eternity is doing it for a chance to play DN forever.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: werechicken on June 23, 2006, 03:36:58 pm
yes but I'm guessing not many of his posts where funny, yes?
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Interitus on June 23, 2006, 04:02:03 pm
What? Why would you block meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee? I feel insulted >:(
Here is why.
Quote
OBNOXIOUS ART
(LINE BREAK)
LARGE, CENTERED, RED TEXT

Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Krakow Sam on June 23, 2006, 04:04:47 pm
What? Why would you block meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee? I feel insulted >:(
Here is why.
Quote
OBNOXIOUS ART
(LINE BREAK)
LARGE, CENTERED, RED TEXT


I'm afraid Mister Zombie, that you have been BURNED.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Oviraptor on June 26, 2006, 02:05:40 pm
You mean the little toddler?

Yes. Call me retarded, but who are the other ones?

You're retarded.

...and I don't know either :P
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Damned_Zombie on June 26, 2006, 04:32:54 pm
I do believe that being quoted by Ovi makes up for ebing burned, thank you very much!
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Interitus on June 26, 2006, 05:17:55 pm
But didn't you just pass the burning to someone else? Where is the revenge burning?
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Damned_Zombie on June 26, 2006, 05:20:50 pm
I'm still burning, but Ovi made it hurt less.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Genesis on June 26, 2006, 06:20:54 pm
Quote
Meh felz stoopard.
Damned_Zombie
Isn't that always the case?  :D
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Damned_Zombie on June 26, 2006, 06:24:32 pm
Hahaha... very funny.

When the flames finally die down, could somebody put my ashes in Genesis' food when he's not looking?
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Genesis on June 26, 2006, 06:36:57 pm
Right, then I can attain your immotality.


Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Damned_Zombie on June 26, 2006, 06:46:06 pm
Immortality is flammable, fool!
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Genesis on June 26, 2006, 06:46:46 pm
And Mortality isn't?   ::)
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Damned_Zombie on June 26, 2006, 06:47:03 pm
More so.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Clayface on June 26, 2006, 08:46:50 pm
want some Ice for those burns there zombie?
next time you get burned you should burn him right back,
go buy a flamethrower.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: gec05 on June 26, 2006, 08:55:58 pm

No no no.. no wee-wee talk.  :o

Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: 762 on June 28, 2006, 10:19:19 pm
I hate musicals, expecially Westside Story.

Stupid wannabe actors.

Stupid wannabe spellers...
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: 762 on June 30, 2006, 06:34:47 pm
Did I really only post that yesterday? Seems like a week ago...

Name:  Vivec
Posts:  4150 (12.099 per day)
Position:  Rush'n Attacker

Oviraptor, you don't have this one in the positions list. It was just a coincidence that I decided to look just when he reached that number of posts.

I did something!
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Lualmoba on June 30, 2006, 06:48:39 pm
How is that funny? And you posted that 2 days ago.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on June 30, 2006, 06:50:40 pm
Well he gets points for not nominating one of his own posts.  ;)


Also work on that sig. I have a bag full of points to give you if you win.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Lualmoba on June 30, 2006, 06:52:29 pm
Well he gets points for not nominating one of his own posts.  ;)


Also work on that sig. I have a bag full of points to give you if you win.

If I win what?
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on June 30, 2006, 06:53:31 pm
Take a look at your sig. Not too quickly now!
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Lualmoba on June 30, 2006, 06:54:57 pm
I didn't know we were competing.

And it looks like Pilot4Life is back.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on June 30, 2006, 07:07:12 pm
Oh, we are not competing, I can not lose.

But there is always an opening for Pat #2.


You want that job.... right?

 :-*
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Lualmoba on June 30, 2006, 07:11:35 pm
Oh, we are not competing, I can not lose.

But there is always an opening for Pat #2.


You want that job.... right?

 :-*

Do you really think someone would ever like to be like you?  ::)  ;)

The answer to your question is no, BTW.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on June 30, 2006, 07:14:00 pm
That is fine.

I guess I will go down to the next name on the list.


By the way, you are now a hostile entity and I will have to rape and pillage you.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Piloteer on June 30, 2006, 07:17:03 pm
Don't become Pat #2! He'll beat you and make you his bitch. ;)
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Genesis on June 30, 2006, 07:44:21 pm
I'd take the position of Pat #2  ;)
(Minus the being his bitch part)

 :-*
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on June 30, 2006, 07:49:33 pm
Okay.

Pilot made up that bitch thing anyway.

You actually get to be my gimp.

The ruber ball and the leather is in the other room.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Piloteer on July 01, 2006, 02:19:54 am
What about the handcuffs?
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: werechicken on July 01, 2006, 08:55:11 am
What about the handcuffs?
He goes, he comes back, he goes, he comes (repeat as necessary)
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Piloteer on July 01, 2006, 12:24:32 pm
What about the handcuffs?
He goes, he comes back, he goes, he comes (repeat as necessary)

I've been given new hope.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Piloteer on July 01, 2006, 02:11:31 pm
I was told once that I have "beautiful buns".

You should tell me where your baker is.

Well, he wears a white bathrobe all day and has a long white beard and beautiful hazel-blue eyes.

His name is God.

 :D
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Vivec on July 01, 2006, 11:59:49 pm
It's perfectly acceptable. Nobody does anything about it, so that must mean they don't care.
Die, plzkthx.

My thoughts exactly.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Damned_Zombie on July 02, 2006, 12:12:20 am
That's not funny.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on July 02, 2006, 08:16:24 am
Come on, laugh at yourself!

 :D
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on July 02, 2006, 10:30:25 am
G'day Govner!

How about a spot of tea eh wot?
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Aybraus on July 03, 2006, 10:12:32 am
It would seem I've posted something in the wrong forum, and let it sit there for a day...  oops.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Damned_Zombie on July 03, 2006, 11:30:47 am
(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f314/Damned_Zombie/funny-room.jpg)

I AM INVINSIBLE!
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Brutus on July 03, 2006, 12:25:52 pm
werechicken. . .  whats with the sarcasm just coz i said it?

and i love that photo
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: werechicken on July 03, 2006, 03:11:26 pm
werechicken. . .  whats with the sarcasm just coz i said it?

and i love that photo
say Wha?
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Damned_Zombie on July 03, 2006, 03:20:40 pm
It will be The World of Lost Vikings 3D 2.0:The Frozen Axe WITH NEW RACE THE NINJAS!
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Brutus on July 04, 2006, 01:39:12 pm
or spit in his face and have sex with his mother
hmm, I don't see a button for that.........
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: The Terminator on July 04, 2006, 01:45:10 pm
Since I was never adopted I think I should have Candy Cane. I bid Fink's limp penis.
(http://img432.imageshack.us/img432/4300/icontwitch9vy8np.gif)
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Vivec on July 04, 2006, 04:46:54 pm
This forum's userbase is composed primairly of prepubescent male adolescents; this thread is a marked exemplification of this summation. Was that a redundant statement? It matters not. Welcome, CC, try to enjoy your stay. Estrogen is in short supply here.
So how is your new thesaurus?
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Kaze on July 04, 2006, 04:53:20 pm
This forum's userbase is composed primairly of prepubescent male adolescents; this thread is a marked exemplification of this summation. Was that a redundant statement? It matters not. Welcome, CC, try to enjoy your stay. Estrogen is in short supply here.
So how is your new thesaurus?
He's probably just bitter because he is the epitome of the demographic summarized.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: werechicken on July 04, 2006, 04:54:28 pm
This forum's userbase is composed primairly of prepubescent male adolescents; this thread is a marked exemplification of this summation. Was that a redundant statement? It matters not. Welcome, CC, try to enjoy your stay. Estrogen is in short supply here.
So how is your new thesaurus?
He's probably just bitter because he is the epitome of the demographic summarized.
actually I'm postpubescent, I am male though so you are half right
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Kaze on July 04, 2006, 04:55:00 pm
This forum's userbase is composed primairly of prepubescent male adolescents; this thread is a marked exemplification of this summation. Was that a redundant statement? It matters not. Welcome, CC, try to enjoy your stay. Estrogen is in short supply here.
So how is your new thesaurus?
He's probably just bitter because he is the epitome of the demographic summarized.
actually I'm postpubescent, I am male though so you are half right
All the more reason to be bitter about fitting into it.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: werechicken on July 04, 2006, 04:58:07 pm
As opposed to someone who doesn't? Yeah I'm exceptionally bitter about being accepted into the group and the fact that my behavior is considered the norm make my blood really boil ;)
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Samog on July 04, 2006, 05:01:29 pm
Quote from: Damned_Zombie's sig
I hate spammers
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Kaze on July 04, 2006, 05:05:31 pm
As opposed to someone who doesn't? Yeah I'm exceptionally bitter about being accepted into the group and the fact that my behavior is considered the norm make my blood really boil ;)
A retard in a room full of retards is still a retard. That's not to suggest you're a retard, mind you. I guess, if you're proud of the fact that you act like a teenage boy, then congrats? Not sure how else to respond to that notion.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: werechicken on July 04, 2006, 05:08:45 pm
As opposed to someone who doesn't? Yeah I'm exceptionally bitter about being accepted into the group and the fact that my behavior is considered the norm make my blood really boil ;)
A retard in a room full of retards is still a retard. That's not to suggest you're a retard, mind you. I guess, if you're proud of the fact that you act like a teenage boy, then congrats? Not sure how else to respond to that notion.
actually the average age, and behavior of most of the members is early to mid twenties, it's only a small but annoyingly loud minority who bring the intellectual level of the forums down, and aren't you being a bit touchy about one simple joke?
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Kaze on July 04, 2006, 05:24:17 pm
Am I being touchy? Probably, but women are easy to make fun of, remember? Don't make jokes which hinge on baseless assumptions unless you're prepaired to deal with the consequence. I would go a step further and suggest not making jokes that target specific individuals at all, but I have plenty of guy friends, and my experience with them suggests that's asking too much.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: werechicken on July 04, 2006, 05:25:41 pm
Truce?
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Damned_Zombie on July 04, 2006, 05:26:56 pm
Am I being touchy? Probably, but women are easy to make fun of, remember? Don't make jokes which hinge on baseless assumptions unless you're prepaired to deal with the consequence. I would go a step further and suggest not making jokes that target specific individuals at all, but I have plenty of guy friends, and my experience with them suggests that's asking too much.

Where id he make fun of women?

Nevermind, I just saw it. Continue with the pwning.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: SmileyMan on July 04, 2006, 05:30:44 pm
As opposed to someone who doesn't? Yeah I'm exceptionally bitter about being accepted into the group and the fact that my behavior is considered the norm make my blood really boil ;)
A retard in a room full of retards is still a retard. That's not to suggest you're a retard, mind you. I guess, if you're proud of the fact that you act like a teenage boy, then congrats? Not sure how else to respond to that notion.

FAILED TO COMPLY, BUILDING IN PROGRESS.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Brutus on July 09, 2006, 10:39:55 am
any1 knwos when the demo or full game comes out? and for what console its gona be?

NOOB!!!!!
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: LadyM on July 11, 2006, 04:50:54 am
Not a quote but this avatar just cracked me up this morning.  :D Patman got Santafied.

(http://www.imgcity.net/server/primary/ilikesanta.png)
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on July 11, 2006, 07:40:44 am
I am going to ****ing kill him.


Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: werechicken on July 11, 2006, 08:32:38 am
lol, what is your avatar anyway?
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Krakow Sam on July 11, 2006, 08:41:00 am
lol, what is your avatar anyway?
You mean you dont know?

You should at least know from wario ware.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on July 11, 2006, 09:16:09 am
You mean you dont know?

You should at least know from wario ware.

Yeah! And if you are super cool like Sam and I, you also saw flyman for the first time in Mario Paint!

Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: werechicken on July 11, 2006, 09:18:17 am
haven't played either of those....
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: stuck on July 14, 2006, 09:53:20 am
You mean you dont know?

You should at least know from wario ware.

Yeah! And if you are super cool like Sam and I, you also saw flyman for the first time in Mario Paint!



I loved that game, I remember whacking the fly with the mouse controller. I was about 4 at the time.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Danzik on July 15, 2006, 06:14:02 am
You know you are truely a parent when you find yourself yelling, "Stop hitting the cat with that hammmer!"  (that boy isn't going to make it to 4)
-Lego
:)
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Daxx on July 15, 2006, 07:50:22 am
I mean, all he wanted was a little piece of Poland!

i too want a li'l bit of poland but when you march 300 guys with make-shift weaponry they shoot at you! its re-****ing-diculous

;D Yay history jokes. ;D
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Mr. Consideration on July 15, 2006, 02:04:38 pm
You can't spell funeral without fun!
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: a14gt on July 18, 2006, 11:05:59 am
The six elements: earth, wind, water, fire, beer, and TV.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Vivec on July 18, 2006, 04:41:13 pm
Youre so full of sap, Canadians should plant boreholes into you and use it to sweeten pancakes  ;)
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Genesis on July 21, 2006, 08:37:40 am
ok, i think Gaming Steve is a clone of will wright, and so is Hydro! They ALL have goatees! I mean come on! how many gamers have goatees!? only game develpors have them. so will wright cloned himself into a media mass, and an extemly hyped fan who sets up an entire gallery of creatures and has a massive backstory. IT ALL FITS!


And, The LadyM epidemic is still going on! We need to find a cure! I recently found a pill called Elementaloxidant which counters the effects of LadyMavitus, but there are some side effects such as total disregard for the rules, and extreme annoyance.

C'mon, you gotta love it.  ;D
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: jedi55555 on July 22, 2006, 09:26:10 am
Yeah! And if you are super cool like Sam and I, you also saw flyman for the first time in Mario Paint!


That must mean I am super cool.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on July 22, 2006, 09:56:13 am
You are!
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Brutus on July 23, 2006, 01:27:53 am
guys i m not hackd! this pole is just vary importent to me!

762, you're a stupid retard. Get off of my forums.

that fact that that was so harsh and uncalled for really did make me laugh
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Daxx on July 23, 2006, 02:33:48 am
guys i m not hackd! this pole is just vary importent to me!

762, you're a stupid retard. Get off of my forums.

that fact that that was so harsh and uncalled for really did make me laugh

Duh, it's Holstein Cow. They're always harsh and uncalled for. He's the official forum troll.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Brutus on July 23, 2006, 02:37:18 am
yeah i know, its just that somthing about that remark made me laugh, usually he is quite unwanted though
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: sgore on July 23, 2006, 08:18:41 am
I saw this one before I even regestered, made me laugh:

I plan to ally with all the friendly alien races and work together towards a common goal.

(http://img219.exs.cx/img219/312/mlesko8tt.jpg)
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: LadyM on July 23, 2006, 02:28:56 pm
I could post something bad and in poor taste, but i'll restain myself.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: ilikesanta on July 23, 2006, 02:33:04 pm
I could post something bad and in poor taste, but i'll restain myself.

grr you got that before i fixed it >:(  I'll get you lady m  I'll get you good.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: LadyM on July 23, 2006, 02:35:27 pm
I'm debating about putting in my sig. I'm actually laughing out loud about it. It just cracked me up.  :D Stained yourself.. bad santa..  :D :D
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on July 23, 2006, 04:17:19 pm
Bad Satna is on right now.


And you will not change your sig!  >:(
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Brutus on July 24, 2006, 11:23:39 am
                   !!!!!!! >:( !!!!!!!
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: SmileyMan on July 24, 2006, 01:57:09 pm
                   !!!!!!! >:( !!!!!!!

AHH! THE SMILEY OF "DID I MAKE IT CLEAR!?"
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Brutus on July 25, 2006, 03:50:31 am
 ;D
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Mr. Consideration on July 25, 2006, 07:33:33 am
Meanwhile, on topic:


(http://especial.c7nema.ws/gore/galeria/Monstros/basket%20case/03.jpg)
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Calqhoon on July 25, 2006, 08:24:47 am
 :D
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Clayface on July 26, 2006, 12:50:30 am
:D
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Calqhoon on July 26, 2006, 04:02:33 am
I have nothing further to add.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Mr. Consideration on July 26, 2006, 05:17:19 am
I have nothing further to add.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: LadyM on July 26, 2006, 02:37:27 pm
Did I ever say I love you Daxx? :-* ;)
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: 762 on July 27, 2006, 01:31:38 pm
I never really got how to train them.

Hitting "Teach" usually worked.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Brutus on July 28, 2006, 02:15:50 am
I wish I owned Aston Martin
granted, but he dies
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Brutus on July 29, 2006, 01:17:31 am
your mother

OHHHH, BURN!!!!!
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Daxx on July 29, 2006, 07:11:57 am
I don't have a girlfriend, the wife won't let me. :)
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: 762 on July 29, 2006, 07:39:22 pm
On Sony:

crazy chinamen

Um ... yeah, but ... they're not ... hmm.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Clayface on July 29, 2006, 07:40:47 pm
I soo said that
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: HanianKnight on July 29, 2006, 11:59:27 pm
I dont have a quote but I remember in one of the threads some guy just typed in

"spore lol"

it had norhing to do with anything and was totally random, it still makes me laugh every time I think of it
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Brutus on July 30, 2006, 06:30:32 am
there is a small chance that might have been me, i remember going into a thread once and without reading it justing typing in "spore, lol" and then going but it might ave been someone else
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Damned_Zombie on July 30, 2006, 08:54:27 pm
*fap*

EDIT:

its ok he ate subway
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Aybraus on July 30, 2006, 09:12:01 pm
Was it that funny?
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: TheNecromonicon on July 30, 2006, 10:10:51 pm
Clayface... uh, I'm sorry to ask. But are you a girl, or a guy?

I'm guessing your a guy, but the 2nd pic is rather feminine  :-[
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Fink on July 30, 2006, 10:11:29 pm
Sorry Clayface  :-\
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Clayface on July 30, 2006, 10:46:47 pm
aww man. I read it on here before I say the actual post itself, but I know what its talking about
that was a burn
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: HanianKnight on July 30, 2006, 11:26:15 pm
I think it was an unintensional burn
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Clayface on July 30, 2006, 11:28:20 pm
but a burn nonetheless

and I wasnt even being flamed :'(
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: HanianKnight on July 30, 2006, 11:32:47 pm
I think we would have to put most gabbly conversations here but that would take up too much space.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on July 30, 2006, 11:33:39 pm
Yeah, plus they are not funny so you know...
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Clayface on July 30, 2006, 11:33:45 pm
whats gabble mean ?  ???  ???
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Piloteer on July 30, 2006, 11:35:13 pm
 ::)
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: HanianKnight on July 30, 2006, 11:36:15 pm
its this one chatroom thingy that they stickied near the top of the  everything else section. Although me and patman disagree on the funniness of the conversations there I find them quite amusing ;D
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on July 30, 2006, 11:36:55 pm
While I will admit that I spew gold while in the chat, it is generally not funny.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: HanianKnight on July 30, 2006, 11:39:35 pm
eh, i have a retarded sense of humor so i like the chats, they get almost too crazy sometimes and thats when you gotta just tell everyone to shut up.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Piloteer on July 30, 2006, 11:40:57 pm
I avoid the chat now.

It gets very annoying in there.

Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: HanianKnight on July 30, 2006, 11:42:35 pm
still a step up from constant DnD talk.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: TheNecromonicon on July 31, 2006, 01:20:52 am
pwnd by Han.

Can I call you Han Solo, HanainKnight?
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Clayface on July 31, 2006, 01:56:12 am
(http://muppet.wikia.com/images/thumb/a/a1/Count.jpg/300px-Count.jpg)

One. One irritating n00b. ah ah ah.
Two. Two irritating n00bs. ah ah ah.
Three. Three irritating n00bs. ah ah ah.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Daxx on July 31, 2006, 02:33:14 am
I think we would have to put most gabbly conversations here but that would take up too much space.

Gabbly conversations aren't funny in general. The odd line quoted out of context is, but not whole conversations.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: 762 on July 31, 2006, 06:28:06 am
The fireside chats thread is where the gabbly chats are posted.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: LadyM on July 31, 2006, 07:50:58 am
(http://www.smiliegenerator.de/s29/smilies-38081.png)
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Calqhoon on July 31, 2006, 08:02:06 am
(http://www.smiliegenerator.de/s29/smilies-38081.png)
You should make a macro for that  :)
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Mr. Consideration on July 31, 2006, 11:16:39 pm
I just had a nerdgasm.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Mr. Wizard on August 03, 2006, 05:08:32 pm
Heh, I was quoted. ;D
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Mr. Consideration on August 04, 2006, 12:05:48 pm
Although it is rude to quote youself..... it thought:
"In the words of the human torch, Flame On!" was pretty awesome.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on August 04, 2006, 12:06:58 pm
I so want to quote myself because you all missed awesome stuff...


Like my thing in my first reply to the Lucid Dream topic... That was brilliant... especially if you read Hitchhikers Guide.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Mr. Consideration on August 05, 2006, 02:11:31 am
I think is requires a sucession of posts...


well i've asked out alot of guys but so far no luck. :(
So that makes you....
outta luck?

Awesome comeback.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: HanianKnight on August 05, 2006, 11:17:48 am
I try my best :P
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: 762 on August 05, 2006, 03:30:33 pm
QFT.
Exactly my point.

You didn't quote.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: SmileyMan on August 05, 2006, 03:35:15 pm
QFT.
Exactly my point.

You didn't quote.

QFT

Qualified For Termination.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Mr. Consideration on August 07, 2006, 01:38:29 am
Its in a bucker so theres no way that a metorite or a nuclear bomb or hippies could ever get to the top secret room in which spore is made.

Bucker: A leather-covered frame used for gymnastic vaulting.

I never would have looked there.  Those guys are really think ahead.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Samog on August 08, 2006, 02:07:39 pm
From "Irrational things that make you angry:"
This forum
hurr
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Damned_Zombie on August 08, 2006, 02:39:15 pm
It's true. This place ticks me off.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on August 08, 2006, 02:41:55 pm
Why do you stick around then?
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Fink on August 08, 2006, 02:43:42 pm
Why do you stick around then?

Just to piss you off
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on August 08, 2006, 02:45:38 pm
Just to piss you off

Hey Fink, butt out.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Fink on August 08, 2006, 02:46:07 pm
Just to piss you off

Hey Fink, butt out.

Sorry, Just felt like saying that
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on August 08, 2006, 02:46:42 pm
I understand.

 :)


*Hug*
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Damned_Zombie on August 08, 2006, 02:50:41 pm
Why do you stick around then?

The thought of revenge.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on August 08, 2006, 02:51:41 pm
Oh.

Well if your soul purpose is to cause trouble I think you should be keeping that quiet. It could get you banned.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Damned_Zombie on August 08, 2006, 02:53:49 pm
I couldn't get banned even if I tried.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on August 08, 2006, 02:59:48 pm
You still do not understand, do you?


Just remember what I told you a few weeks ago.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Piloteer on August 08, 2006, 03:00:48 pm
 ;)
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Damned_Zombie on August 08, 2006, 03:04:10 pm
Which is?
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on August 08, 2006, 03:05:52 pm
Something that I will not repeat on the board and something that you had best go and find.

You have been given so many chances to redeem yourself and you have thrown every single one of them away. Nobody is going to stand up for you the next time you mess up.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: HanianKnight on August 08, 2006, 03:09:25 pm
None of these posts are really that funny :P
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Damned_Zombie on August 08, 2006, 03:10:06 pm
No, seriously. I just cleaned out my inbox cuz it was pissing me off. i seriously have no clue what you're talking about, either.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: c14dude on August 08, 2006, 03:11:33 pm
haha
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on August 08, 2006, 03:15:39 pm
That's your problem.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Damned_Zombie on August 08, 2006, 03:21:33 pm
Well **** you, too.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: werechicken on August 08, 2006, 03:21:46 pm
are the events which lead to DZ getting that Pm in anyway linked to me and another forum member....
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on August 08, 2006, 03:22:26 pm
Oh no.

That was another thing.

Zombie was not at fault that time.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Damned_Zombie on August 08, 2006, 03:22:45 pm
are the events which lead to DZ getting that Pm in anyway linked to me and another forum member....

Anything you wanna confess?
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: c14dude on August 08, 2006, 03:23:56 pm
are the events which lead to DZ getting that Pm in anyway linked to me and another forum member....

Anything you wanna confess?


when i was 15, i cheated on a test kinda.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on August 08, 2006, 03:24:31 pm
It happens.

*Hug*
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: HanianKnight on August 08, 2006, 03:25:43 pm
I once killed a man, then so his family didnt get suspicious I killed them too. Now that you know I'll have to kill you too.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Damned_Zombie on August 08, 2006, 03:26:57 pm
Bring it ONNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: werechicken on August 08, 2006, 03:28:51 pm
I haven't killed yet, I dunno maybe it's one of those inhibitions I should do away with...
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: c14dude on August 08, 2006, 03:30:14 pm
you'll never take me! not till i play Stalker that is
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Dragon_Reborn on August 08, 2006, 03:53:59 pm
Well **** you too mate!
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Damned_Zombie on August 08, 2006, 04:01:14 pm
You're about half a page behind.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Dragon_Reborn on August 08, 2006, 04:04:20 pm
Oh ****
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Damned_Zombie on August 08, 2006, 04:06:20 pm
That's what i ****ing thought.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: HanianKnight on August 08, 2006, 04:14:54 pm
*********** ****** and****** too!!!!!!
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Piloteer on August 08, 2006, 04:17:55 pm
This thread is way of topic...

You guys are trying to be funny out of something that isn't.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Damned_Zombie on August 08, 2006, 04:29:19 pm
That didn't make perfect sense.

_____________________________________________________________________________

You are a moron, Dragon.
You over worry alot.
You two seem to have some sort of sexual tension thing going on...
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Piloteer on August 08, 2006, 06:25:39 pm
Seriously, either get a sense of humor, or quit trying.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Daxx on August 08, 2006, 06:27:01 pm
...quite trying.
I find you quite trying. Post something constructive or funny, please.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Piloteer on August 08, 2006, 06:32:49 pm
...quite trying.
I find you quite trying. Post something constructive or funny, please.

Oops.

Fixed.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Damned_Zombie on August 08, 2006, 07:33:24 pm
Seriously, either get a sense of humor, or quit trying.

That's an actual quote, dumbass. And I know it's not joke of the year or anything, but ti's worth a cguckle or two.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Piloteer on August 08, 2006, 09:12:12 pm
Seriously, either get a sense of humor, or quit trying.

That's an actual quote, dumbass. And I know it's not joke of the year or anything, but ti's worth a cguckle or two.

I know it's an actual quote. You're just trying too hard to make some humor out of it.

Don't talk to me like I'm an idiot ever again. That isn't a good way to make friends here.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: 762 on August 08, 2006, 09:13:41 pm
That isn't a good way to make friends here.

OR ANYWHERE!

I REFUSE TO TAKE CAPSLOCK OFF. JUST ASK PATMAN.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Damned_Zombie on August 08, 2006, 09:16:47 pm
...what?
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on August 08, 2006, 09:17:46 pm
I don't know why... he just inundated me with caps on AIM.

I told him to turn it off and he did... yay?
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: 762 on August 08, 2006, 09:26:50 pm
That's only because you wouldn't help me if I didn't turn it off.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Damned_Zombie on August 08, 2006, 09:26:59 pm
762 is odd.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: LadyM on August 08, 2006, 10:08:11 pm
Seriously, either get a sense of humor, or quit trying.

That's an actual quote, dumbass. And I know it's not joke of the year or anything, but ti's worth a cguckle or two.

be respectful, no name calling please
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Damned_Zombie on August 08, 2006, 10:22:33 pm
Fine...
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Piloteer on August 08, 2006, 11:13:19 pm
That's only because you wouldn't help me if I didn't turn it off.

Hmm....I'll have to remember that one next time.

Thanks. :)
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on August 08, 2006, 11:39:09 pm
Yes... bow to my ultimate power... of offering cheap goods and services to the masses!
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Piloteer on August 08, 2006, 11:59:23 pm
Heh, I think over half of the messages in my inbox are answers to questions I've asked Pat.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: werechicken on August 09, 2006, 03:51:40 am
You guys do realise this thread is for posting funny qoutes, not for you all to start moaing at each other, like over paid whores...
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Dragon_Reborn on August 09, 2006, 05:34:07 am
****....
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: 762 on August 09, 2006, 08:43:25 am
After weeks of playing GTA I woke up one morning to find it was foggy outside. My first thought was, "Someone needs to turn the draw distance up." :-\

 :D
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Damned_Zombie on August 09, 2006, 11:05:03 am
One could easily say the same to you, Pat.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Damned_Zombie on August 09, 2006, 11:27:54 am
Well, now I'm saying it to you.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: LadyM on August 09, 2006, 11:30:56 am
back on topic, take the conversation to the off topic thread please
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Damned_Zombie on August 09, 2006, 11:34:07 am
I love you, too, Pat.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Darth Grievi on August 09, 2006, 03:39:14 pm
LadyM is right. Join me and the crusade to end violence shall begin!
(http://3gold.com/pictures/avatar/9.gif)
Kill violence!  Blast violence in the head.  Send fragments into violence!  Vaporize violence!  Burn violence!  Rape violence!
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: werechicken on August 09, 2006, 03:40:42 pm
****....
up yours to!
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Damned_Zombie on August 09, 2006, 07:31:10 pm
Someone deleted their posts...

Why, Pat?
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on August 09, 2006, 08:12:37 pm
It took up space and there was no reason for it to be there.


Take a lesson from it.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Damned_Zombie on August 09, 2006, 08:15:41 pm
You've destroyed the archives!!
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: LadyM on August 09, 2006, 08:25:31 pm
as stated above...

back on topic

every post does not require an answer..
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Damned_Zombie on August 09, 2006, 08:28:16 pm
Sorry.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Aybraus on August 09, 2006, 09:21:13 pm
are the events which lead to DZ getting that Pm in anyway linked to me and another forum member....

Anything you wanna confess?


when i was 15, i cheated on a test kinda.
I scared my younger sister and she peed her pants and cried for an hour.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Daxx on August 13, 2006, 05:37:44 am
Please refrain [from] wanton destruction of the wildlife. Apart from the large section of the wildlife that wishes to eat us. Kill them.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Clayface on August 13, 2006, 03:29:47 pm
Quote
Clayface: PARTY !

hanianknight: PARTY!!!!!!!!

Kratok: Im awake!

hanianknight: PARTY!!!!!!!!!!

Clayface: PARTY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kratok: Im drinking some soysauce!
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Vivec on August 13, 2006, 07:49:49 pm
I have 6 tentacles arms with extream flexibility and 2 harpoon arms
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Daxx on August 15, 2006, 03:49:16 am
Duke... I am your father

First interesting, useful or funny post I've ever seen him make.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: 762 on August 15, 2006, 08:18:36 am
The dream ended with inter-racial lesbian action, though I'm really not sure how it got there.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: LadyM on August 19, 2006, 03:50:18 am
Please post your creatures in the creature corner section only.  ;)

This was posted in response to the porn spam in a thread I deleted but it made me laugh and I had to save it. Thanks for the laugh Aquaman  ;)
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Brutus on August 19, 2006, 04:00:27 am
thank god ladym has shown up, i
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Daxx on August 19, 2006, 05:50:38 am
Information wants to be free. Copy protection is physically impossible, such is the nature of Information. And any developer or producer knows it. Copy-protection is a psychological thing, as is the PR campaign against Pirates. Without is, people wouldn't even realize that it is "forbidden" to copy. No fences -> Public area. It is a trick to keep us from copying.

Funny only because it's so retarded.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: LadyM on August 19, 2006, 11:32:41 am
uh oh! sounds like somebody woke up on the wrong side of the naked asian guy.....

Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: c14dude on August 19, 2006, 11:52:17 am
uh oh! sounds like somebody woke up on the wrong side of the naked asian guy.....




haha, this is like the third time i have been in this thread but every post is funny
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Brutus on August 19, 2006, 01:07:53 pm
i'v only been here twice, i find it very difficult to be funny only using text, i'm much funnier in person,
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Krakow Sam on August 19, 2006, 01:17:29 pm
I take it then, that you're one of these people that relies on flatulence and strange noises to be amusing? Possibly lampshade headgear as well
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: LadyM on August 19, 2006, 04:30:41 pm
I'd still nip Daxx in the butt :3
*wiggles eyebrows*
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Gunner on August 19, 2006, 04:36:14 pm
Quote
Daxx: My arse is indeed nippable.
:D

Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: 762 on August 19, 2006, 08:47:23 pm
I take it then, that you're one of these people that relies on flatulence and strange noises to be amusing? Possibly lampshade headgear as well

Christ in hell, I hate that. My friends are like that for the most part. Their jokes are either something like "N***er, would you please?" or "That's what she said"

All day long. Insufferable!

Also:
*awkward feeling*
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Mr. Wizard on August 20, 2006, 01:07:18 pm
Heh, I remember that. :D
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Vivec on August 20, 2006, 01:16:16 pm
Heh, I remember that. :D

Yeah....so do I.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Daxx on August 20, 2006, 06:06:22 pm
I' would have ended it like I intend to end it.

By doing a colossal and dramatic ending, finalising every possible avenue of enquiry, then making a sequel a month later?

They're highly trained kill-snakes which kill people
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on August 21, 2006, 12:17:59 pm
Iran has high defences around it's nuclear facilities because a certain country, I shall not name names, keeps threatening to use force and destroy these facilities, even if the Iranians are only doing it for civilian power, it seems this nuaghty country just want an excuse to attack another country.

edit: n key seems to be a bit stiff

Go back and reread what I said. If Iran wanted nuclear power for peaceful means, they would not need to hide what they are doing and waste all of that money. All they would need to do is allow the IAEA to monitor it.

Your logic seems better placed trying to pick up a girl at a peace rally rather than have any merit to this discussion.

Two words: ****ing Owned.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: shadowlord18 on August 24, 2006, 05:43:02 am
In mother Russia, PENTIUM process YOU!

In mother Russia, ROBOT ride YOU!

In mother Russia, HATS wear YOU!

In mother Russia, PEOPLE eat HAMBURGERS!

...

Wait, that last one...

Nope.

 
spiecalbrownies
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: c14dude on August 25, 2006, 04:50:52 am
Iran has high defences around it's nuclear facilities because a certain country, I shall not name names, keeps threatening to use force and destroy these facilities, even if the Iranians are only doing it for civilian power, it seems this nuaghty country just want an excuse to attack another country.

edit: n key seems to be a bit stiff

Go back and reread what I said. If Iran wanted nuclear power for peaceful means, they would not need to hide what they are doing and waste all of that money. All they would need to do is allow the IAEA to monitor it.

Your logic seems better placed trying to pick up a girl at a peace rally rather than have any merit to this discussion.

Two words: ****ing Owned.


actually pat, its only a word and a half with the censoring
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on August 25, 2006, 06:28:06 am
Oh hahaha.

Quit coming after me I am trying to be nice to you.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: PHI-1618 on August 25, 2006, 09:39:41 am
Oh hahaha.

Quit coming after me I am trying to be nice to you.
I ntocie you deleted your posts rather being owned by me  ;)

Which seemed to delete mine since it quoted Pat's.
*glares at Pat*
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: sgore on August 25, 2006, 01:32:35 pm
Someone else deleting their post wouldn't effect someone quoting them...It's happened before and the quotes haven't been effected. (There are still tons of quotes of Swerv and such...)
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Piloteer on August 26, 2006, 07:39:34 pm
10:00Pm-10:45PM The Gaming Steve fourm News (Which is really regular news with some game and site news, and a 60 Minutes style segment at the end with diffrent fourm members as Andy Rooney.)
(http://static.flickr.com/90/225656425_55360f47b9_o.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=225656425&size=o)


 :D
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: 762 on August 26, 2006, 07:47:47 pm
Daxx, look at Werechicken's profile. You'll see the age, plus KS is about a year younger.

No, I know. I just assumed he was younger.
Little kids post while drunk ALL the time.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on August 27, 2006, 11:36:44 am
I ntocie you deleted your posts rather being owned by me  ;)

Not quite.

I deleted them because they were useless and you are already a big enough ******* as it is.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on August 27, 2006, 02:33:50 pm
I ntocie you deleted your posts rather being owned by me  ;)

Not quite.

I deleted them because they were useless and you are already a big enough ******* as it is.
calm down there spanky  ;)

My cousin had a dog named Spanky. They just put him to sleep.

Thanks a lot. *******.

 :-*
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Didero on August 28, 2006, 12:26:30 pm
look, it's EA were talking about, everytime a big company buys a smaller company it ****s it up.
This is not directly relevant to fish.
Funniest when taken out of context :D
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Genesis on August 28, 2006, 08:09:34 pm
From PatManXXXIII

Crap... this better not spread around the forum... I can not be responsible for this...



Read the rest to understand.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Sporific on August 28, 2006, 08:12:38 pm
I dont have a quote but I remember in one of the threads some guy just typed in

"spore lol"

it had norhing to do with anything and was totally random, it still makes me laugh every time I think of it

HEY THAT WAS ME.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Genesis on August 28, 2006, 09:27:55 pm
Lets see just how long that lasts.  8)
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: LadyM on August 29, 2006, 04:39:26 am
Lets see just how long that lasts.  8)

Not long.. reported and deleted. Sorry Clayface but it wasn't funny.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Brutus on August 29, 2006, 08:17:12 am
what did i miss? what was deleted?
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Bastardman on August 29, 2006, 12:57:52 pm
what did i miss? what was deleted?
Something hilarious, I'm sure.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Genesis on August 29, 2006, 01:37:33 pm
Am I really the only one (Besides LadyM) to see it?  ::)
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: 762 on August 29, 2006, 01:39:47 pm
I saw it, just didn't realize it. He quoted this (http://www.gamingsteve.com/blab/index.php?topic=6078.msg218742#msg218742) message.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Genesis on August 29, 2006, 02:16:24 pm
Which will now be....  ::)
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Samog on September 01, 2006, 09:29:58 pm
to coin malt
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: 762 on September 05, 2006, 01:21:49 pm
Kari is hot
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Krakow Sam on September 06, 2006, 12:37:03 pm
Cobra. Stop being wrong.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Oviraptor on September 07, 2006, 09:23:07 pm
Maybe I will be able to play a Wii in my dreams.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: ilikesanta on September 08, 2006, 03:48:44 pm
Talkc, are you gay? Or just really comfortable with your masculinity?
Are you saying you WOULDN'T go gay for Reggie?
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Oviraptor on September 13, 2006, 03:13:40 pm
*sits and uses Opera happily*

...

I feel so used 
::)
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Oviraptor on September 19, 2006, 06:15:50 pm
edit: I have to admit though, that the Netherlands don't have a tv censor.. so even kids can hear shouting at tv, even sex if they watch tv passed 23:00.

Heh. thats funny. English kids can see sex if they watch past 21.00  :P

Is that why you stay up so late?  :P

Yes.


Yes it is.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Samog on September 23, 2006, 09:47:42 pm
Cool.

Guess what beloved creature this is ;) (an attempt of)

(http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j8/PLSaari/Willosaur.jpg)

wilasour
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: stuck on September 24, 2006, 08:52:41 am
The funny thing is that someone guessed penis monster before that. :D
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Danzik on September 26, 2006, 04:09:26 pm
If you cut me, I breed napkins.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: LadyM on September 27, 2006, 07:43:29 pm
Do you think we will have to play with with our pants around our feet?
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Cobra on September 27, 2006, 08:41:55 pm
Is that the 1st time i made it in this topic and got quoted here?
Title: Re: The best funNiest posts
Post by: Oviraptor on September 27, 2006, 08:45:15 pm
Is that the 1st time i made it in this topic and got quoted here?

Don't know (I am certainly not going to try and check), but here is another! ;)
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Cobra on September 27, 2006, 08:56:35 pm
Huzzah
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Hunter on September 28, 2006, 03:27:06 am
Quote from:  Another Site
I wish my lawn was emo... then it'd cut itself

I laughed a while at that
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Daxx on September 28, 2006, 08:27:15 am
Quote from:  Another Site
I wish my lawn was emo... then it'd cut itself

I laughed a while at that

Old.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Vivec on September 28, 2006, 10:51:04 pm
Why the heck does everyone live so close to me?
Shoot! Hes catching on!
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Mr. Wizard on September 29, 2006, 03:24:25 pm
Testicles, ha.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Fade2gray on September 29, 2006, 11:11:45 pm
Whow! I just got quoted in here. I hardly even knew this thread existed. I almost feel like my life has finaly amounted to something... ;D
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Mr. Consideration on September 30, 2006, 01:47:43 am
Testicles, ha.
Yay, I've been quoted in here by a forum celebrity!
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Vivec on October 02, 2006, 06:55:11 pm
Ok someone start a poll for baby names. I say he names it the Nintendo DS as just like it's name sake it will eat up all his time. :P

Or Frank, in honor of the game that brought him back to gaming.

Or Pong...

Pong Glicker.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Oviraptor on October 25, 2006, 06:49:06 am
Sorry for necrobumping this, but:

How do you necrobump a stickied topic?
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Darth Grievi on October 25, 2006, 10:58:26 am

computer screen: Follow the white willosaur

Neo: willosaurs are green

Computer screen : STFU noob.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: sltlamina on October 29, 2006, 12:55:22 am
"blorp I'm floppy" :D :D :D That totally get's my vote.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Didero on October 30, 2006, 11:16:41 am
Your reality has been DENIED by Met. Thank you come again.  :P
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on October 30, 2006, 11:20:21 am
Who the hell is Met?
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Brutus on October 30, 2006, 11:38:01 am
Your worst nightmare!!!
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: sltlamina on October 30, 2006, 01:03:51 pm
A combo of all yo mums.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: SmileyMan on October 30, 2006, 01:48:57 pm
GTFO of this topic.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Brutus on October 30, 2006, 02:29:00 pm
yeah, GTFO. . . .  your mother!!    ETC!!
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: LadyM on October 30, 2006, 03:11:51 pm
Hey!!  :-\ back on topic.. find a funny quote and post it.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Cobra on October 30, 2006, 03:46:08 pm
Hey!!  :-\ back on topic.. find a funny quote and post it.

Classic!
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Daxx on October 30, 2006, 03:50:49 pm
Quote from: Jorm
I am neither quotable nor funny.

Bonus points for getting the reference.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Vivec on October 30, 2006, 04:18:20 pm
Quote from: Jorm
I am neither quotable nor funny.

Bonus points for getting the reference.

The forum it came from or the actual context it came from?
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Daxx on October 30, 2006, 05:23:00 pm
Quote from: Jorm
I am neither quotable nor funny.

Bonus points for getting the reference.

The forum it came from or the actual context it came from?

Well, either. Though the context is what makes it appropriate.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Great Distance on November 04, 2006, 07:02:12 am
Your reality has been DENIED by Met. Thank you come again. :P

He told me that when I said that Spore is coming out in 2009.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on November 04, 2006, 10:03:50 am
Someone already posted that one...
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Didero on November 04, 2006, 11:10:03 am
Someone already posted that one...

And again I say, who the hell is Met?
This is Met (http://www.gamingsteve.com/blab/index.php?action=profile;u=2292)
What does it matter who said it? It's about whether the quote is funny or not...
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: SmileyMan on November 04, 2006, 01:00:32 pm
Posts can only be funny if the creator has over 1000 posts.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Krakow Sam on November 04, 2006, 01:01:37 pm
Posts can only be declared funny if the judge has over 2000 posts.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: SmileyMan on November 04, 2006, 01:03:13 pm
Posts can only be declared funny if the judge has over 2000 posts.

And so was the casing formed for an empire.

Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Krakow Sam on November 04, 2006, 01:05:40 pm
Silence, you low-born oik!
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: SmileyMan on November 04, 2006, 01:11:52 pm
Yes me lord!
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Samog on November 04, 2006, 01:18:58 pm
Knave! Fetch me the good hat that I wear to executions of royalty!
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Great Distance on November 04, 2006, 01:20:38 pm
Someone already posted that one...


Well, I was just replying to the fact that someone posted it. I hadn't noticed it until now.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on November 04, 2006, 01:25:10 pm
It's okay...

How about we start a revolution!
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: SmileyMan on November 04, 2006, 01:29:13 pm
Me lord Krakow Sam! PatMan is plannin' ta start a revolution like those damned French! Should we send in ze cavalry to stop him?
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on November 04, 2006, 01:35:32 pm
Mr. Distance! Fire ze torpedoes!
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: SmileyMan on November 04, 2006, 01:37:01 pm
Mr. Distance! Fire ze torpedoes!

Oh noes! Activate the exact copy of the American missile defense system! Oh shi- It's not working as intended!
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on November 04, 2006, 01:38:14 pm
lol

Don't bring a Missile Defense System to a Torpedo Fight!

FOOL!


*Blows up the Eiffel Tower*


Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Oviraptor on November 04, 2006, 03:02:26 pm
Mr. Distance! Fire ze torpedoes!

I believe you mean Ms. Distance.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on November 04, 2006, 03:09:20 pm
I know what I said.

Everyone is a Mister in a submarine.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Krakow Sam on November 04, 2006, 03:23:00 pm
Why are you rebelling Lord Pat. You are of high birth yourself. Take your place among the ruling class with us.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on November 04, 2006, 03:24:51 pm
No you all talk funny.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Oviraptor on November 04, 2006, 03:25:52 pm
What does that make me? a God?

*Looks at signature*

<.< >.>
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: SmileyMan on November 04, 2006, 03:50:50 pm
What does that make me? a God?

*Looks at signature*

<.< >.>

Blasphemy! The only God is Emperor Krakow Sam!
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Daxx on November 04, 2006, 04:06:36 pm
Hey, hey, I'm co-emperor of the forum along with KS. We had a vote, and everything.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: SmileyMan on November 04, 2006, 04:12:17 pm
Hey, hey, I'm co-emperor of the forum along with KS. We had a vote, and everything.

Yes me lord!
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on November 04, 2006, 05:00:45 pm
I won that election for Sam so give me tribute of grog.

I DEMAND TRIBUTE!
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Samog on November 04, 2006, 05:03:10 pm
I outrank Pat, so I get two barrels of grog for every one of his.

Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on November 04, 2006, 05:05:52 pm
Hahahahah! Hahahahahah!

Deal.


Actually... I only want to grog so I can throw the barrels out of the tower and on to the peasants.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Krakow Sam on November 04, 2006, 05:07:05 pm
Done. You will recieve grog. Me and Daxx get finest Pimms.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on November 04, 2006, 05:08:05 pm
Hey can I get a few of those round black bombs with the fuses in them that they used in the Loony Tunes?
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Vivec on November 05, 2006, 02:14:27 pm
Ignore ethics and all that crap, we are talking about Government.

Taken completely out of context, but, what the hey?
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on November 05, 2006, 02:16:33 pm
I think you should add the part about Government too... it makes it even funnier.

 ;D
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Vivec on November 05, 2006, 02:18:29 pm
Done.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on November 05, 2006, 02:24:15 pm
Vivec, you're the best forum member ever.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Tesla on November 05, 2006, 02:28:40 pm
Quote
Vivec, you're the best forum member ever.


Ahahahahahaaaaa! Hahahahahahaaaa! Hahahahahahaaaa!
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Cobra on November 05, 2006, 04:44:43 pm
How has this becomes another off topic topic?
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Genesis on November 06, 2006, 09:46:58 pm
Because everyone simeltainously got the idea that their stupid comments were funny.  :P
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Sub on November 07, 2006, 06:47:36 pm
This was over at another forum:

Quote
Thread title:I'm running for Mayor in '07


I'm tired of the way my city is being run, I'm going to do something about it.  I'm running for Mayor in '07.  I already met with the board of electors they said I just need to raise $1000 for the filing fees by April.

I know almost nothing about Politics, but I have played Sim City.

Vote KitsuneKit for Mayor!

The Sim City part cracked me up
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Krakow Sam on November 07, 2006, 06:51:39 pm
I smell funny

Lol, whut?
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: LadyM on November 08, 2006, 06:44:32 am
However, in case you have not heard, Saddam can still appeal. All he has to do is guess the words...

(http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/2328/appealfn6.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

-Lego


Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Mr. Consideration on November 08, 2006, 10:30:24 am
However, in case you have not heard, Saddam can still appeal. All he has to do is guess the words...

(http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/2328/appealfn6.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

-Lego


That really is a classic.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: sgore on November 08, 2006, 12:38:17 pm
Ah The Daily Show. Your humor knows no bounds...
 :D
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Legodragonxp on November 08, 2006, 05:42:35 pm
Ah The Daily Show. Your humor knows no bounds...
 :D
So very true (that is where I heard it)
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Cobra on November 08, 2006, 06:15:14 pm
yeah i saw that episode of the Daily show.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Darth Grievi on November 08, 2006, 10:10:06 pm
Quote
modding... always in the thin line of a lawsuit and a better gaming experience

From my old Jurassic Park: Operation Genesis forum. I just lurked there, though. Only posted once...
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Mr. Consideration on November 15, 2006, 12:24:31 pm
I figured some people wouldn't understand my point of view, but from there to call it an 'attack'? All i did was to say that over two hundred thousand posts about a game that's not going to be out yet for a long while is a little... exagerated, seriously speaking dudes, look at the size of this forum, it's huge man, dont you see this is crazy?

I think you guys should be less defensive about spore and maybe even elaborate a bit more on what i said, just to be contructive I'm the one who is going to rule you all in spore btw. So i dont see the point in practicing making ms paint creatures that can't be done in spore.
"Seriously speaking, Dude." Made me chuckle.

:o what, i'm not on a high horse, i'm on a low horse. You are on the high horse, someone who isn't obsessed about spore would respond with humour cuz their mind aren't clouded by the spore's dark force.

Anyway, i just wanted to say what kids doesnt realise is how hard is to make a game. It's pretty hard, yo! even for a team of game developers, and they did a great job making those creatures walk like they all got a stick up their butts, seriously.
He continues...Clouded by the dark side, we have become.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Krakow Sam on November 15, 2006, 01:54:45 pm
Maybe his grammar shouldnt arent be clouded by dark side
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: SmileyMan on November 15, 2006, 02:29:50 pm
Maybe his grammar shouldnt arent be clouded by dark side
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Oviraptor on November 15, 2006, 07:42:16 pm
Maybe his grammar shouldnt arent be clouded by dark side

I believe he did that on purpose. See: Humor (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humor)
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: SmileyMan on November 16, 2006, 02:53:32 am
Maybe his grammar shouldnt arent be clouded by dark side

I believe he did that on purpose. See: Humor (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humor)

I believe he did not. See: Grammar (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grammar)
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Krakow Sam on November 16, 2006, 05:30:14 am
Maybe his grammar shouldnt arent be clouded by dark side

I believe he did that on purpose. See: Humor (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humor)

I believe he did not. See: Grammar (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grammar)

I believe I did. See: Pwnd (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pwnd)
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: SmileyMan on November 16, 2006, 05:46:44 am
Maybe his grammar shouldnt arent be clouded by dark side

I believe he did that on purpose. See: Humor (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humor)

I believe he did not. See: Grammar (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grammar)

I believe I did. See: Pwnd (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pwnd)

I believe you are lying. See: Lies (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lie)
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Oviraptor on November 16, 2006, 06:17:01 am
Maybe his grammar shouldnt arent be clouded by dark side

I believe he did that on purpose. See: Humor (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humor)

I believe he did not. See: Grammar (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grammar)

I believe I did. See: Pwnd (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pwnd)

I believe you are lying. See: Lies (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lie)

You're trying to drag this on too long. See: Fail (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fail)
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: SmileyMan on November 16, 2006, 07:14:34 am
Maybe his grammar shouldnt arent be clouded by dark side

I believe he did that on purpose. See: Humor (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humor)

I believe he did not. See: Grammar (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grammar)

I believe I did. See: Pwnd (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pwnd)

I believe you are lying. See: Lies (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lie)

You're trying to drag this on too long. See: Fail (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fail)

Oh really. See: Capt'n Obvious (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Obvious)
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: gec05 on November 16, 2006, 11:58:38 am
You guys are dumb... :(
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Samog on November 17, 2006, 02:28:49 pm
You guys are dumb... :(
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Fink on November 17, 2006, 10:57:37 pm
I know Capt'n Obvious. He's a role player on city of heroes.

It's hard to team with him because he... well.... points out the obvious  :P

“We're dieing”

No S***, stop typing and help, lol
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: SmileyMan on November 19, 2006, 03:17:50 pm
I know Capt'n Obvious. He's a role player on city of heroes.

It's hard to team with him because he... well.... points out the obvious  :P

“We're dieing”

No S***, stop typing and help, lol


I want to play that game.  :-X
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Cobra on November 19, 2006, 05:54:33 pm
Sounds like a barrel of laughs playing with him.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Fink on November 20, 2006, 06:56:08 am
It can be, lol
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Vivec on November 20, 2006, 09:55:02 pm
1. That isn't our Steve.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: aligon on November 20, 2006, 11:03:51 pm
Maybe his grammar shouldnt arent be clouded by dark side

I believe he did that on purpose. See: Humor (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humor)

I believe he did not. See: Grammar (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grammar)

I believe I did. See: Pwnd (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pwnd)

I believe you are lying. See: Lies (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lie)

You're trying to drag this on too long. See: Fail (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fail)

Oh really. See: Capt'n Obvious (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Obvious)


I believe this is fun. See: monkey (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/monkey)
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Brutus on November 23, 2006, 11:12:32 am
Maybe his grammar shouldnt arent be clouded by dark side

I believe he did that on purpose. See: Humor (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humor)

I believe he did not. See: Grammar (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grammar)

I believe I did. See: Pwnd (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pwnd)

I believe you are lying. See: Lies (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lie)

You're trying to drag this on too long. See: Fail (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fail)

Oh really. See: Capt'n Obvious (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Obvious)


I believe this is fun. See: monkey (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/monkey)

i beleive that i am Special. see :  Mental Retardation   (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Retard)
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: shadowlord18 on November 23, 2006, 04:40:06 pm
Wow! Ive been looking for a source of cheap ****** for some time now. Thanks Anree!

hehe
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Oviraptor on November 24, 2006, 02:53:24 pm
Quote
The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries

oh my god, i  cannot help myself, i did laugh a bit when i read that, but now i feel horrible about it.

It's okay, it's not real. That totally means we can laugh at it.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Vivec on November 28, 2006, 06:58:08 am
It looks like a beer logo, not that i like beer, (which i do even though i can't drink yet), and we don't have starbucks in england either.

i'm confused so a mid 5/10
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: aligon on November 28, 2006, 07:26:26 am
Maybe his grammar shouldnt arent be clouded by dark side

I believe he did that on purpose. See: Humor (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humor)

I believe he did not. See: Grammar (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grammar)

I believe I did. See: Pwnd (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pwnd)

I believe you are lying. See: Lies (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lie)

You're trying to drag this on too long. See: Fail (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fail)

Oh really. See: Capt'n Obvious (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Obvious)


I believe this is fun. See: monkey (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/monkey)

i beleive that i am Special. see :  Mental Retardation   (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Retard)

I believe that you are. see  more monkeys   (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George Bush)
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Pando on November 28, 2006, 05:53:29 pm
Tip of the hat to boobs.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Daxx on December 11, 2006, 01:13:54 pm
On the subject of Jews causing cancer:

Well technically all matter emits radiation which can cause cancer.....

Yes, but do Jews matter?
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Samog on December 12, 2006, 05:26:32 pm
LET'S SAY SCREW IT AND PLAY WARCRAFT 3
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Leng on December 13, 2006, 01:57:57 am
I AM TYPING IN ALL CAPS
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: LadyM on December 13, 2006, 05:56:43 am
no
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Leng on December 13, 2006, 07:44:18 am
Is there some rule that says you can't gratuitously pat yourself on the back?
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: LadyM on December 13, 2006, 08:13:15 am
Is there some rule that says you can't gratuitously pat yourself on the back?

no

Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: ilikesanta on December 13, 2006, 11:05:48 pm
The Smurf's only real problem is reproduction. Due to the fact that that they only have one mature female at a time, and she is not eternally pregnant, they do not appear to have a system like termites or molerats. My guess is that at a certain point, coordinated by astrological means to occur just prior to a blue moon, there is a massive smurf orgy. Over the next few days the female swells to an enormous size before violently exploding, spreading her very resilient offspring for miles in every direction.

No amount of therapy will ever make that post right. :(
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: LadyM on December 19, 2006, 02:46:38 pm
But I did make the love with Werechicken.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Cobra on December 19, 2006, 04:21:22 pm
The Smurf's only real problem is reproduction. Due to the fact that that they only have one mature female at a time, and she is not eternally pregnant, they do not appear to have a system like termites or molerats. My guess is that at a certain point, coordinated by astrological means to occur just prior to a blue moon, there is a massive smurf orgy. Over the next few days the female swells to an enormous size before violently exploding, spreading her very resilient offspring for miles in every direction.

No amount of therapy will ever make that post right. :(

I'm going to guess more along the lines of female smurfs give birth to litters possibly 5 or more at a time with short gestation periods allowing although possibly they are only really fertile about once a year. Which is why you never saw smurfette preggers.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Oviraptor on December 20, 2006, 07:57:18 am
If wearchicken doesn't rememeber it happening that is really scary. Werechicken you didn't wake up one morning to find that you you had trouble walking or anything did you?

Actually I did wake up one morning to discover that I had trouble walking and it was sex related, however it was because of the position I was in, where I was supporting both of us for several hours.... FYI  ;)

Oh come now, blow-up dolls arent that heavy.

:D
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Darth Grievi on December 21, 2006, 08:26:14 pm
so, instead of : 'like a bat out of hell i'll be gone when the morning comes'
its: 'like a bat out of US i'll bring a bomb when the morning comes'

 :D
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Daxx on December 23, 2006, 03:59:45 pm
1. I'm giving up on you all. All I'm getting is flames. I don't need this.

don't give up hobo, you're a better troll then i'll ever be

Oh lord, I want this as my signature. If only I didn't have a character limit.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Aybraus on December 23, 2006, 10:18:37 pm
1. I'm giving up on you all. All I'm getting is flames. I don't need this.
Screencap it.

don't give up hobo, you're a better troll then i'll ever be

Oh lord, I want this as my signature. If only I didn't have a character limit.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Daxx on December 25, 2006, 07:54:59 pm
Lord Voldemort turns out to be Harry Potter from the future, so they both make a magical bomb that kills all the wizards in the entire world except for Ron's twin brothers, who use their superiority to establish an empire spanning the globe. Which soon dies because the Machine-God wants power and the twins won't let him have it, which is a bad idea so the Machine-God kills them and destroys the world as well. It then turns into a giant robot and fuses with the aliens from Independance Day, creating an entity that is made up of half of all the particles in the universe, the other half being compressed into five gems that are fitted onto the knuckles of a glove, thereby creating the Chaos Gauntlet which is worn by Morgan DeBeers, the last remaining member of the Illuminati. DeBeers and the Machine-God spaceship get in a fight that triggers the Big Crunch, eventually setting reality back to its starting point. At that point a big explosion occured and my mom got scared, she said 'You're movin with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air'. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything, I thought that this cab was rare, but I thought, 'Nah, forget it. Yo homes to Bel-Air!'. I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes, smell ya later!'. Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Daxx on December 25, 2006, 11:59:58 pm
Grazony, stop quoting yourself.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Grazony on December 26, 2006, 12:16:56 am
Crap he found me.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: huggkruka on December 26, 2006, 03:27:37 am
Was your next post going to be:

Crap he found me.

?
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Leng on December 26, 2006, 03:18:03 pm
I can understand Danish in movies pretty good, but not real-life Danish. I swear, when a Dane hears a Swede ask them a question they consciously or unconsciously start speaking really really fast and unclear. You can even see it, they draw their breath before they start speaking.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Grazony on December 26, 2006, 03:41:38 pm
So you are saying that the no-foot question doesn't have a leg to stand on?
*slap*
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Darth Grievi on January 05, 2007, 09:08:55 pm
you necrobumped a thread from 2005 to suggest it be merged with another thread?

I know quoting yourself in here is discouraged, but I honestly thought it was funny

Anak: First the water rising, then the crash, then the infected whatevers heading this way, now the info cube malfuncion and the death of one of my finest High Grenerals.
*he gets frustrated and shouts to no one in particular*
What next? Earthquakes? Plague? Increased volcanic activity? Sun goes nova? Maybe a giant interplanetary rail gun shooting asteroids at us just for the heck of it? Or how about an invasion of cute little fuzzballs that suddenly turn rabid for no apparent reason? We haven't done alien abduction yet! Yeah let's try that, along with a giant, radio active, three-headed monster rising up from the ocean and getting PO'ed at our civilization! Throw in a few million cybernetic beings bent on assimilating us and you have a perfect doom salad! *panting and growling, you can almost see the steam comming out of his hearing sacks*

Official: Look on the bright side, the water's fallen again, no one was killed and everyone was healed by our Zyyo friends, those same Zyyo will have others comming soon to clean up the infection problem, we still have a copy of all our knowlage in the physical archives, and... blast, I can't think of anything good for the death of Yakaaln... *unsure* he was put out of his misery.

Anak: *sighs and calms down* You're absolutely right... Let's just hope that none of the things I mentioned in my rant actually happen.

Official: Yeah 'cause then we'd be in some deep water. *laughs a bit* Deadly fuzzies? Just what kind of sap have you been drinking lately, sir?
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: aligon on January 14, 2007, 10:22:45 am
"OMG WE GET RAT POINTS!"
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Oviraptor on January 16, 2007, 08:12:42 am
What does GS stand for, don't you mean GDC.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Xenomorph on January 17, 2007, 11:07:22 am
Are there diplomatic creatures too? So you can send one of your creatures to the other city to discuss some things? ???

-Ummm, hi folks, would you mind to refrain from killing our people, because, you know, it's a bit annoying with all those dead bodies lying around and such...
 *stab*
-Ouch! Listen, that's exactly what I was trying to get across here! Look at all this blood splattered on the floor. Who do you think is supposed to clean all that stuff, because I  won't......for sure.......Gotcha! *dies*
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Gungnir on January 17, 2007, 04:31:33 pm
1. I'm giving up on you all. All I'm getting is flames. I don't need this.

don't give up hobo, you're a better troll then i'll ever be

Oh lord, I want this as my signature. If only I didn't have a character limit.

I think he actually left..hasn't been on since december 28.

And this was really recent, but cracked me up.

Oh and incidentally. Krakow Sam looked like this:
(http://www.beautiful-russian-women.com/3990a.jpg)
Omg.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Cobra on January 17, 2007, 04:37:49 pm
I was 1st to do this i get no kudos clearly my hottness and Camwhoreness just wasn't high enough.
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Gungnir on January 17, 2007, 05:15:15 pm
Gasp!

he's back from the dead!

Or is it cobra's mom again? mrs snake?
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Cobra on January 17, 2007, 06:55:54 pm
Er it's his brother this time

<_<

>_>
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Grazony on January 21, 2007, 12:01:36 pm
Can you get high on air?
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Samog on January 23, 2007, 02:20:57 pm
i dont think anyone is even called biggie smalls
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Darth Grievi on January 23, 2007, 03:13:50 pm
Not from Gaming Steve, but a JA game.

Quote
matt says:
will have a look in a sex
Steven - Blade - Slayer says:
'in a sex'
Steven - Blade - Slayer says:
LOL

Typos gone wrong...
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Daxx on January 28, 2007, 08:51:26 am
There is a tie for the lowest vote and I'm not sure how to handle that.
Thunderdome.

And is anyone ever going to change the title of this thread?
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: LadyM on January 28, 2007, 08:53:15 am
has been changed  :)
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Daxx on January 28, 2007, 08:53:52 am
Yes!

I am very happy.

It's still a stupid title, but at least it's spelt correctly now.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Oviraptor on January 28, 2007, 08:57:00 am
 :D Too bad the first 623 replies all say it the old way!

Oh well, there goes one little bit of history. :-\
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Daxx on January 28, 2007, 08:57:56 am
<minitrue>This topic was always titled correctly.</minitrue>
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Celdur on January 28, 2007, 09:01:51 am
i dont think anyone is even called biggie smalls

it could be  ::)

i mean you find wierder names
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Krakow Sam on January 28, 2007, 09:06:10 am
I like Funiest. Oh well.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Xenomorph on January 28, 2007, 09:10:31 am
New expansion:

Spore: Screw You, Jack Thompson

I'd buy that.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on January 28, 2007, 09:21:43 am
WOW!

I never noticed it said "funiest"...


Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Xenomorph on January 28, 2007, 09:31:56 am
me neither. i'm happy as long as i know which word you/he/somebody means. i dont care about spelling that much.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Grazony on January 28, 2007, 02:27:47 pm
Argh what the hell: 1
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Oviraptor on January 28, 2007, 04:12:48 pm
You're a big silly dum-dum and you stink of wee.

Satisfied?
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Grazony on January 28, 2007, 04:13:52 pm
Spore will be released within the next decade.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Luminar on January 28, 2007, 04:14:29 pm
Do I detect a degree of acrid sarcasm there, Grazony?
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Grazony on January 28, 2007, 04:17:18 pm
Yes or mabye no.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Gunner on January 28, 2007, 04:24:12 pm
Yes or mabye no.
Lol, Spam-ee
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Luminar on January 28, 2007, 04:25:01 pm
Spam-ee? Is that like... the Jr. version of spam marketed in the 6-12 age niche instead?
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Grazony on January 28, 2007, 04:28:39 pm
i wish my school had hallway pirates... :(
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Grazony on January 28, 2007, 04:30:20 pm
does anyone get that creepy feeling when you look at yourself in a mirror for a while?
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Danzik on January 30, 2007, 03:42:05 pm
UO is the game that singlehandedly caused me to fail my A-Levels.

Well, that and marijuana.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: huggkruka on January 31, 2007, 12:01:27 am
I also thought funiest was greatly ironic and very fitting. Grass is also much greener when it's taken away.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Grazony on January 31, 2007, 07:00:51 am
Grazony.

Geriatric ranger adores zesty overendowed nubile young'uns.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Xenomorph on February 11, 2007, 12:39:53 pm
NO! I WILL NOT BE SCAMED INTO GIVING YOU MONEY!!!!! *pop*
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Darth Grievi on February 21, 2007, 02:03:29 pm
the malt commands me  :o  :(

When i heard britney shaved off her hair I thought this is old news they had pics from her getting out of that car ages ago. Then i was told it's the other end this time. :P
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Cobra on February 21, 2007, 09:31:27 pm
My own wit didn't even earn it's self it's own post how sad.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Darth Grievi on February 21, 2007, 10:00:45 pm
I figured it'd be better if I modified my last post instead of doubble posting.  :P
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Samog on February 25, 2007, 02:15:07 pm
oh... snap...
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on February 25, 2007, 02:17:47 pm
OH SNAP! SHE SAID IT!!!
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Daxx on February 26, 2007, 08:33:42 pm
Only 25? The Wii alone will set you back about £150!

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Didero on March 03, 2007, 03:37:44 am
If by "nigh incessent" you mean "one," then I suppose you've managed to bring up an irrelevant point.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Samog on March 03, 2007, 10:11:13 am
at midnight of today the sun will turn totaly red for at least 3 hours

please change it back to "best funiest"  :'(
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Grazony on March 06, 2007, 04:39:00 pm
Good lord, James.

But the question is.. did your creature kill any?
BECAUSE MINE DIDN'T.

In fact, the moron just wandered way way south into the mountains it seems.
(http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/2055/wtfvk6.png)
Sleipnir, what in the hell are you doing?
You'd better be questing for the ultimate prey or something.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: LadyM on March 15, 2007, 08:42:24 pm
PS: Boogers.  :P :) :D ;D ??? :( >:(
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Flamester_ on March 15, 2007, 09:30:39 pm
I just arrived today.. enjoying the forum.

are the creatures going to need to drink water? If they don't than their wouldn't be much point in making a crocodile-like animal.

also if you move onto land, can you maove back to the water, and if so would you still breathe air?

Edit: Can you colonize a gas planet with floeting cities?

       Can you have twin suns? planets?

Flying animals and cultures. So you can have birs bats and what not. Just think of the races of say pterasaurs living on the side of cliffs and flying off or perched atop tree houses.

As my small reply to this thread, i'm gonna have to say I want to make a crab... yep.. that's it.

First posts are always funny
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Luminar on March 16, 2007, 09:47:18 am
I think my funny bone is broken or there's a tumour in my humour, cos I can never find anything to post in here. =\
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: LadyM on March 16, 2007, 06:26:09 pm
...there's a tumour in my humour...

that was pretty funny
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on March 16, 2007, 06:29:25 pm
Couldn't that be an actual condition too?


You know... a tumor on or around the Humerus.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: sltlamina on March 16, 2007, 06:32:43 pm
Couldn't that be an actual condition too?


You know... a tumor on or around the Humerus.

Yes It could and Is, I know someone who needed a chunk of their bone and flesh and all that In there removed. They showed me pictures...

...I spewed :-X
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Oviraptor on March 18, 2007, 08:16:49 am
They wouldn't be there if people stopped making the threads in the first place. Just sayin'.

So, two wrongs do make a right!  ;)
but only one wright makes a spore.  ;D

That's an odd thought. What would two Wrights make? The whole mushroom?

A baby!

Ironically, just a few posts ago, people were complaining about off-topic spam in threads.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Interitus on March 18, 2007, 11:36:02 am
KS are  you really EMO???
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Grazony on March 18, 2007, 12:49:37 pm
*Turns on the sex music*

 8)
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Didero on March 19, 2007, 06:02:36 am
*Pelvic woo*

Yeah baby!


Perhaps they should gain some special status for being elders?

They do, its called using the outhouse frequently.

EDIT: Oh, and:
Your shirt is somewhat larger than it needs to be.
really had me laughing for some odd reason :D
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Samog on March 20, 2007, 08:00:23 pm
It's virtually unusable at the moment for griefers.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on March 21, 2007, 12:44:27 pm
EDIT: Speling.


I got a chuckle.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Luminar on March 21, 2007, 12:59:07 pm
It's virtually unusable at the moment for griefers.

..what? o_O Wheres the funny?
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Grazony on March 21, 2007, 07:31:06 pm
How the hell does that work?
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: El_Buro on March 23, 2007, 04:30:52 am
How the hell does that work?

As a wise man once said...

..what? o_O Wheres the funny?
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Luminar on March 23, 2007, 09:32:45 am
You do realise trying to understand any aspect of Grazony's machinations has a great risk of falling into an inescapable abyss of pure stupid, right?
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: /lurk on March 23, 2007, 10:06:13 am
Luminar, you're standing too close! "Stupid" isn't a noun!

Anyway, context is everything:
At least, I love the bending...

PEEEEENNNNGGGGUUUUUIIIIINNNNNN!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Luminar on March 23, 2007, 10:36:55 am
Fine, how about "Essence of stupid"?
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: B.A.S. on March 23, 2007, 10:55:25 am
"PS3 is a brilliant comedy and it made me laugh for hours." - 5 stars
- Luminar

That made me lol big time.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Danzik on March 25, 2007, 06:05:49 pm
My television comes from a place known as The Seventies.
My moniter comes from a place known as Widescreen LCD.

I'm sure this isn't as funny as I think it is but, maybe it is.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: sltlamina on March 26, 2007, 12:26:31 am
...And this particular piece was made by Human Pod #272828 during Season #3 of Year #3467! You can really see the way the shadows of the boxes stand against the concrete ground, it's the same as all the rest, but in such a beautiful way...

 :D I LOL'ed for about 7 minutes after reading this :D
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: russellmania4 on March 26, 2007, 01:54:45 pm
"Son, on this day you are no longer a Jr. Wizard. You are Mr. Wizard! Have some Reese's Cups, the candy of MEN!

This made me chuckle. Malt, what would we do without your dry humor and your...uh... assertiveness...  ::)
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Grazony on March 26, 2007, 06:47:38 pm
I don't care how many people have seen this but......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNqiSkd1M6k

Interesting.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Werechicken on March 27, 2007, 04:50:57 am
I'd be more worried about the fate of the cash you actually spent on KotN..

I think everyone who's played on this expansion will agree with that statement
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Crazen on March 28, 2007, 10:01:30 am
I say we put down the animal rights activists. They were raised by people and are not adapting to civilization well at all. They are a direct threat to the health and well-being of the natural world as they attempt to destroy animals that are healthy and could one day be potential keys to the regrowth of the species.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: El_Buro on March 29, 2007, 11:14:10 pm
"Son, on this day you are no longer a Jr. Wizard. You are Mr. Wizard! Have some Reese's Cups, the candy of MEN!

This made me chuckle. Malt, what would we do without your dry humor and your...uh... assertiveness...  ::)

Throw a party?
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: sltlamina on March 30, 2007, 03:24:02 am
.....And all was well.

Dunno why, but this had me in fits...I mean laughing...not fit like a seizu

oh boy, I can already see the fake epileptic shock reports pouring in now :( :-[
Title: Re: The best funiest posts
Post by: Kratok on March 30, 2007, 05:30:55 am
That is fine.

I guess I will go down to the next name on the list.


By the way, you are now a hostile entity and I will have to rape and pillage you.
Hah.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: /lurk on March 30, 2007, 03:07:34 pm
No, stop spamming!

This is not funny, but it is "best."
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Brandonazz on March 31, 2007, 11:30:29 am
Where have I seen that before...  ::)
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Didero on April 01, 2007, 09:15:39 am
Well that explains why all these things are happening.

I miss March :/
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: LadyM on April 08, 2007, 06:25:35 am
edit: clened up the grammar - ALLOT
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Didero on April 09, 2007, 02:12:46 am
*Checks*

Oh, that's interesting, where did those things get to?

Well, for now I seem to be asexual.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Grazony on April 09, 2007, 03:07:04 pm
Daxx, I propose you and I test my theory out.

You bring the air tanks, I'll bring the gun.

LadyM will cover the cost of the reservation.



Do you think we should eat first?
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on April 09, 2007, 03:08:02 pm
Ah yes, I remember that crazy day down at GamingSteve...
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Luminar on April 09, 2007, 03:08:19 pm
I'd like to nominate nearly everything in the mafia thread. Man, i'm an ass... =x But you'll see what I mean when I post the log after the game is over.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: WhiteWolf7 on April 09, 2007, 11:49:02 pm

No mortal can behold my magnificence and survive... that or the sun was behind me.

And theses two in sequence


"You know you want it."

Kill it with fire please.

Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Daxx on April 10, 2007, 03:52:49 pm
I hate when people take subtle potshots at you and seemingly follow you everywhere.
I love my intelligence its my only trait i take pride in.

lol. Creationism.

Funny for being both deliberately ironic and true.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Oviraptor on April 10, 2007, 07:27:08 pm
I never thought redecorating could be used as a death threat until now.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: sltlamina on April 11, 2007, 07:32:02 pm
I've never played Half Life

 >:(

I was on the floor laughing here (really I was, I sat too close to the edge on my chair and fell off :'()
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Grazony on April 12, 2007, 03:28:31 am
What? You mean that stylish thong didn't attract a mate?

If I find out when your episode is on, I'll probably watch it. I'm not usually interested in this kind of show, though.

For some reason I laugh at this because it sounds like he going to be watchin him on tv in a thong. :)

And I just had to post these.
*Thumbs up*

You... you aren't one of those countries where a thumbs up is a bad thing, right?

I'll be standing in your closet tonight.

Oh you dirty little slut... what should I wear?
Oh you dirty little slut... what should I wear?

Something tight... and smelly.

(http://img471.imageshack.us/img471/4417/oldladywithnaughtyooooopz5.jpg)

Mm..
*Thumbs up*
WTF!!!  :P
WTF!!!  :P

Don't play innocent. You're going to be hiding in the ceiling.
Yeah someone has to hold the camera!

I love these guys....LOL! :D
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on April 12, 2007, 04:24:23 pm
Yeah we like to have our fun. :)
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: /lurk on April 14, 2007, 11:23:04 am
Well, for one thing, Christmas. I'm not saying I hate Christmas, but, it's like, Jesus died.

You sure know a lot about Christianity.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Bona Fide Supraman on April 17, 2007, 03:49:58 pm
Quote
Quote from: Undistinguished on April 09, 2007, 03:25:03 PM
Isn't Hard Boiled like, the standard way to eat egg?


Shouldn't you, like, stick to forum games?
?
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Celdur on April 17, 2007, 04:03:10 pm
Well, for one thing, Christmas. I'm not saying I hate Christmas, but, it's like, Jesus died.

You sure know a lot about Christianity.

no way...
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Grazony on April 17, 2007, 04:07:45 pm
Yes way
also
Oh god.


325 days without reading the name Fred Phelps.

Just a weak short of my personal record. :-\

HE WILL NEVER GO AWAY! :'(
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Gorman Conall on April 20, 2007, 05:28:37 pm
-6 to all my "Not being a Dick" rolls. But I already had an accumulated -5 from my class and race so its not a huge issue.

That was great  ;D
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: SBD on April 21, 2007, 02:59:33 am
More Krakow Magic, this time from the What Your Themesong topic:

Third Eye by Tool.

You'd have to know me to know why.

You're a three-eyed tool?
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Cobra on April 21, 2007, 03:14:33 am
I was so thinking of posting that one my self SBD
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: SBD on April 21, 2007, 03:31:44 am
You snooze, you looze. :P
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Samog on April 23, 2007, 07:55:57 pm
Quote from: Malt
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Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Fink on April 25, 2007, 10:10:17 pm
burn baby burn, DISCO INFERNO! :P

on the other news:

(http://www.xs4all.nl/~avdburg/images/prezengels.jpg)

tacozip! one of my favourite dutch comics in english! :D

Is it funny in Dutch?

lol  :P
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Grazony on April 27, 2007, 06:03:17 pm
if i threw a cup of your dad's sperm on the table wouldn't it disgust you?

Well, you don't understand the pain of living in the stupidest country with the most annoying culture and native language in the whole friggin' world. :/ >:(

Have you ever been to Scotland?
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Darth Grievi on April 30, 2007, 07:58:35 pm
Here's a wierd one I found on another forum

Quote from: Johnpp of FileFront forums
Anyone notice Kyle has a hole in his butt?
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: LadyM on May 01, 2007, 05:30:52 am
Actually, its copy pasta. :P
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Grazony on May 01, 2007, 07:39:30 pm
Oh... dude... you're all just a bunch of white guys like me?


Damnit...

OH MY GOD!

We're all Nerds!


Spare yourself, run! Run!!!

<jumps out of window>
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Brutus on May 06, 2007, 04:32:12 am
Grazony. . . . . .  easily entertained are we?
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: B.A.S. on May 06, 2007, 01:43:24 pm
Quote from: Kcronos on Today at 11:28:10 AM
Oh well.  You will all know soon once your house is underwater...


You sound exactly like a Christian fundie saying "You'll all believe me one you're burning in hell!"
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Kcronos on May 06, 2007, 01:49:34 pm
I have been admitted as a fummy poster!  :D
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Great Distance on May 06, 2007, 01:55:25 pm
Yes, everyone wants to be fummy.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Kcronos on May 06, 2007, 01:56:27 pm
Oops o_0

Does that deserve a quote?
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: B.A.S. on May 06, 2007, 02:39:50 pm
No.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: SmileyMan on May 06, 2007, 02:53:11 pm
Oops o_0

Does that deserve a quote?

Definately not.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Kcronos on May 06, 2007, 03:42:24 pm
I guess it wasn't fummy enough  :'(
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Luminar on May 06, 2007, 03:48:23 pm
It was Feemy though. Perhaps even Fiemy. Definatley not Foemy though.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Werechicken on May 06, 2007, 03:58:15 pm
Damn it! Can people please start posting actually funny stuff in here!
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Brutus on May 07, 2007, 08:15:56 am
yeah

I'll update my earlier post.

entire forum. . . . . .  easily entertained are we?
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Bona Fide Supraman on May 07, 2007, 04:14:31 pm
Oops o_0

Does that deserve a quote?

I dunno, I thought it did. Unless you did it intentionally. In which case it deserves a slap.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Grazony on May 11, 2007, 08:15:57 pm
Get... the... Goddamn... SOCKS.


PS: It wasn't dry here at my place...Delfgauw, naast Delft

I thought this was funny.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Mr. Consideration on May 13, 2007, 09:43:25 am
Do what I do, go roleplay in a lesbian chatroom.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Plank of Wood on May 13, 2007, 11:20:44 am
so your pissed, holding a gun and from the looks of it appear to have paralyzed eyes,

whatever you've been taking i want some.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Oviraptor on May 15, 2007, 06:41:45 am
She wouldn't feel at home unless there was camera with night vision filter on it recording her having all sorts of "fun" with her fellow female inmates...

... better make this on topic... So do any of you think this will be possible in Spore?
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Cobra on May 15, 2007, 11:08:57 pm
I have recognition from a mod the only question is what do I do with my life now.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Inkling on May 17, 2007, 01:27:59 pm
Are you one of those people that will confuse Australia with France?

It's an easy mistake to make.
I mean, they're both islands.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Person21 on May 17, 2007, 02:43:38 pm
I have recognition from a mod the only question is what do I do with my life now.


And I have recognition from Grazony (see last page)


Which is kind of sad when you think about it.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Gungnir on May 19, 2007, 06:50:49 pm
"My noogle has become a level 15 omnivore! Lets go buy some legs!"




This is hilarious...
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Inkling on May 23, 2007, 07:44:52 am
Sorry... too much butt to be posted.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Brutus on May 26, 2007, 05:29:25 am
As long as the cheats make you earn 3 DNA points for every use, and don't allow god mode, I don't really care.

Offcourse theres not going to be a cheat that allows godmode, godmode is what you play without cheating. Its like if Simcity 4 would have a cheat that would allow you to build a city.

It's erm.. a different... that's not... Forget it.

i don't know how funny this is but it made me laugh.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Gungnir on June 08, 2007, 08:04:31 pm
Why would anyone get an XB360?  It lacks in comparison to the PS3.  Besides, it's all about the games...and price!

Wow. That's funny.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Piloteer on June 08, 2007, 08:28:40 pm
Why would anyone get an XB360?  It lacks in comparison to the PS3.  Besides, it's all about the games...and price!

Wow. That's funny.

Yeah, I was going back and reading some of these older posts as well.

Funny to look back and see what we were all thinking about the whole matter just a couple of years ago.

s0lidmetal's comment basically falls in line with my thoughts on the 360 vs. PS3 at the time.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Undistinguished on June 09, 2007, 12:43:57 am
Just found this through a link.

Soon they'll combine Sims and SimCity so you can play SimCity but also zoom into houses completely and see the people! Then you can kill them in two different modes! Mwuhahahahaaaaaa!

:D^1000²

Thus it was explained mathematically, and not very mathematically at the same time!
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Didero on June 17, 2007, 10:24:12 am
The only solution is a Rube-Goldberg machine.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: /lurk on June 17, 2007, 10:32:37 am
TO THE RUBEMOBILE.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Krakow Sam on June 17, 2007, 12:44:47 pm
Shame the tubes that take us to the Rubemobile take such a roundabout and wasteful route through the Rubecave  :(
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Darth Grievi on June 22, 2007, 11:34:18 pm
What the hell Burrito?

Taken completely out of context, it's kinda funny... maybe it's because "Burrito" is an inherently funny word.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Didero on June 30, 2007, 04:23:24 am
A-are we posting money?

Can I post money?
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Tesla on June 30, 2007, 01:59:31 pm
Just found this through a link.

Soon they'll combine Sims and SimCity so you can play SimCity but also zoom into houses completely and see the people! Then you can kill them in two different modes! Mwuhahahahaaaaaa!

:D^1000²

Thus it was explained mathematically, and not very mathematically at the same time!

Oh! That's twice I have been in this thread! *Draws up tally mark on wall.*
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Brutus on June 30, 2007, 02:08:00 pm
but the undistuinguished account may have been you.

*rubs off tally point*
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Tesla on June 30, 2007, 02:41:19 pm
But it wasn't! *Cries*
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Brutus on June 30, 2007, 02:48:08 pm
but it may have been.

*gives lolly pop and scruffles up hair*
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on June 30, 2007, 03:08:36 pm
Brutus lives on a diet of nails and cod liver oil, his only purpose is to ruin your day and your day only, Always.

Beware.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Brutus on June 30, 2007, 03:10:07 pm
Patman, you are an enlightened person.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Tesla on July 01, 2007, 09:00:41 am
Get back in your cage, Brutus.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: blitzonator on July 01, 2007, 01:04:08 pm
Brutus lives on a diet of nails and cod liver oil, his only purpose is to ruin your day and your day only, Always.

Beware.
Another one for the sig...
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Brandonazz on July 01, 2007, 06:41:55 pm
You had better keep my quote!  ;)
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Luminar on July 02, 2007, 08:15:27 pm
I think i've only been in this topic once. I'd be in more if I actually had anything resembling wit. ...well, a summation of my mental capacity may well look a lot like the word "wit" and rhyme with it, but lets say no more on that front.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: GCool on July 04, 2007, 01:55:55 am
I've been in once I think. My humour tends to be scinario/observation based, though, and most of the funny things here are shorter, quicker jokes, most of which are very in-joke-ish.
The one joke I got in here is shorter, and I dn't even think the person who quoted it understood it ;P
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: sltlamina on July 04, 2007, 02:05:42 am
I'm not in here at all.

And if I am...well I'm sorry but I can't be bothered to go back through...however many pages there are to pick out a specific quote.

I find a lot of people funny but don't always put them in here, and as such I'd like to roll 2 seconds of credits with over 100 users I've found funny? Any objections (hopes that there are as no such tape exists)
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Krakow Sam on July 04, 2007, 05:20:20 am
I've been in once I think. My humour tends to be scinario/observation based, though, and most of the funny things here are shorter, quicker jokes, most of which are very in-joke-ish.

Or maybe you just aren't funny.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Werechicken on July 04, 2007, 05:53:33 am
Here's a thought: why don't we just qoute things from the other threds in here which we find funny rather than dicuss endlessy who is and isn't funny?
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: sltlamina on July 04, 2007, 05:56:04 am
*goes to find heaps of Caboose quotes to use as my own, laughs maniacally* oops, sorry, forget you heard the laughing...in fact why did I type that? I just gave my plan away.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: GrapeFruit on July 04, 2007, 11:38:14 am
I can't wait that long! I'm gonna explode from patience!
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Didero on July 05, 2007, 03:23:53 am
Who keeps throwing out these perfectly good women?
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Crazen on July 06, 2007, 08:38:18 pm
Yeah, what Luminar does is discrimination, not racism.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: russellmania4 on July 06, 2007, 09:07:37 pm
I've been quoted once, but it didn't count because it was Grazony who quoted me.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Little on July 06, 2007, 09:10:28 pm
You sure?

I've been quoted once, but it didn't count because it was Grazony who quoted me.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: sltlamina on July 06, 2007, 09:16:07 pm
I've been quoted once, but it didn't count because it was Grazony who quoted me.

 :D you're nice
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: russellmania4 on July 06, 2007, 09:30:49 pm
I've been quoted once, but it didn't count because it was Grazony who quoted me.

 :D you're nice

Yep  :)
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: sltlamina on July 06, 2007, 09:35:32 pm
I was quoted in a serious conversational way! HOORAY!
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Little on July 06, 2007, 10:28:26 pm
I've been quoted once, but it didn't count because it was Grazony who quoted me.

 :D you're nice


Nvm.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: sltlamina on July 06, 2007, 10:30:23 pm
What does Nvm mean? Maybe google will be of some help.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Little on July 06, 2007, 10:34:58 pm
To the Search Engine!

*firetruck noise starts*

Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: sltlamina on July 06, 2007, 10:47:21 pm
*legs it* THEY'VE FOUND ME!
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: russellmania4 on July 06, 2007, 10:57:09 pm
Why is stlamina running away from a firetruck?

And why am I continually screwing up threads?
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: sltlamina on July 06, 2007, 11:01:27 pm
Well I'm half to blame for that. And I dunno.

And it's sltlamina :P, it's my initials (SLT) and the word animal backwards *laughs maniacally*
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: russellmania4 on July 06, 2007, 11:05:32 pm
Well I'm too lazy to type as incomprehensible a word as sltlamina! You were already pushing it when I was writing stlamina! Anyway, can someone start posting funny quotes before we get banned from the forums?

EDIT: Wait, I just realized... Animal backwards, what the hell?  :D
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: sltlamina on July 06, 2007, 11:16:39 pm
...nothing, it just sounds cool, and I like animals *whispers loudly* I'll let you in on a li'l secret...I have a cat...and a dog! I used to want to be a vet. But I've got used to it now, it's kinda taken on a whole new meaning.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Didero on July 07, 2007, 03:09:28 am
There will be a short intermission while stlamina rambles on and mutters to himself.

Well, if you need your mother's input as to what you can and can not do on the Internet, this forum is not for you.
Although I probably misunderstood something about that last quote...
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: russellmania4 on July 07, 2007, 09:18:05 am
Woohoo! I've been quoted! I finally feel like I belong!
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: blitzonator on July 07, 2007, 09:59:19 am
But I, my freind, unlike you, are more twisted and sick in the mind.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Little on July 07, 2007, 10:04:07 am
I say Russ is crazier!
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Lualmoba on July 07, 2007, 06:45:05 pm
Nooo, eat around the banana

I read that part first and I found it funny for some reason.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: sltlamina on July 07, 2007, 07:36:15 pm
it's a Simpsons quote ;)

What topic is this again?
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: russellmania4 on July 07, 2007, 08:29:35 pm
But I, my freind, unlike you, are more twisted and sick in the mind.

No one is more twisted and sick in the mind than I. Read my comic and you will see.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Great Distance on July 08, 2007, 01:07:32 am
But I, my freind, unlike you, are more twisted and sick in the mind.

No one is more twisted and sick in the mind than I. Read my comic and you will see.

Yes, you can stop advertising it now.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: microgta on July 08, 2007, 05:25:06 am
Darth:As for wangs... yes, but I won't elaborate...

One of the funniest ive ever heard.


Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: russellmania4 on July 08, 2007, 07:48:14 am
You realise that invisibility is a classic woman's power?
Its true, ask most women what super power they'd want and they'll usually choose invisibility, flight or mind reading.

Peh! Women allready have mind reading >.>

It's funny because it's true.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: blitzonator on July 08, 2007, 08:16:02 am
But I, my freind, unlike you, are more twisted and sick in the mind.

No one is more twisted and sick in the mind than I. Read my comic and you will see.
Heh, My favorite joke involves to women and a knife.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Tesla on July 08, 2007, 12:33:30 pm
BLITZ THAT WAS ALREADY POSTED! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! I HATE YOU SO! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

*Ahem*



i would want 2 hearts.

one normal and the other beating to the tune of "chiwawa" by Dj Bobo
[you] *goes into hospital* "I need a checkup"
[nurse] "OK!" *puts stethoscope to your chest*
[your heart] *thump, thump thump thump thump!*
[nurse] Chiwawa!?
how coold would that be!
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: sltlamina on July 08, 2007, 08:49:52 pm
Don't be so aggressive man, maybe he didn't see the other quote (unless it was he who posted both.)

...You know what?...screw it, I probably shouldn't get involved, no body wants to hear what I've got to say anyway.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Darth Grievi on July 08, 2007, 09:03:44 pm
Darth:As for wangs... yes, but I won't elaborate...

One of the funniest ive ever heard.

Whoo! I got quoted! ;D

BTW: For those who want to know the context...

I want dragons, humanoids, pokemon, and wangs!

I get to laugh at people's uncreativity and feel good about myself!

Meh, creativity can be applied to all of those.

Yeah, you could have a dragon with thee eyes and the same number legs.
You could have a humanoid with 4 arms, blue skin and fur.
You could have a Pokemon-esque creature that's original, but is made up of Poke' bits...
As for wangs... yes, but I won't elaborate... :P
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: microgta on July 08, 2007, 09:07:11 pm
Comedy Comin At Ya! ;D
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: sltlamina on July 08, 2007, 09:37:55 pm
can you imagine how horrible it'd be to have wang monsters that spat acid on you :-X
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: blitzonator on July 09, 2007, 07:42:12 am
BLITZ THAT WAS ALREADY POSTED! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! I HATE YOU SO! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
So don't ask me for hugs in gabbly.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Tesla on July 09, 2007, 09:46:05 am
BLITZ THAT WAS ALREADY POSTED! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! I HATE YOU SO! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
So don't ask me for hugs in gabbly.

Only me and Yokto and sometimes Didero are allowed to give hugs in Gabbly, except GD, anyone can hug GD.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: LadyM on July 09, 2007, 09:55:23 am
Stay on topic please.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Tesla on July 09, 2007, 01:00:45 pm
I will always cherish the following as the funniest conversation in GS history (In my POV)

(http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/8862/deck8683791ve1.jpg)There...
Borrowing Insectoid

Hahah!!! "borrowing insectoid". I do believe you mean "burrowing".
Borrowing insectoid is still funny. Please, don't change it.
IT IS borrowing, Insectoid NOTE THE GODDAMN ",". >:(
IT IS borrowing, Insectoid NOTE THE GODDAMN ",". >:(

Is this deliberate irony, or just a hilarious accident?
*Smacks forehead*
*Makes note*
American grammar is diffrent that english grammar at some points. this is one of them.
Still disagree? Then go shoot yourself!!!! >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

I still don't think you get it.
Stop winding me up. It is not funny.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: GCool on July 09, 2007, 03:22:50 pm
A knife that makes me run faster.
You mean shoes?

No, a knife.

Everyone knows you run faster with a knife.
Get out of the CS world man.

Well, in real life it's not that much different. In real life you run faster if the guy behind you has the knife
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: microgta on July 09, 2007, 04:00:16 pm
Whoot! I got in a quote. Lol I wouldn't have to run. Thats what concealed carry permits are for.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: microgta on July 09, 2007, 07:11:33 pm
Sorry for the DP but I just got this.

Hey, guess what I did Saturday?

I went to school.

Aparently my High School didn't like the idea of us getting off for the Fourth, so they made us come that Saturday. Jerks...
Well...
Here in Freecountry USA, we are on a summer vacation.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Tesla on July 10, 2007, 01:24:28 am
Guess what? There's more Blitz conversation!

It's only a little.

(And I know this all seems a little mean, but really, how can you seriously think this.)

Oh. My. God.

Honestly Blitz, get a clue.
Oh, I used vowels, Is that it? 1f 1 sp34k l1k3 th1s Th3n th3r3 1s n0 pr0bl3m, R1ght?
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: GCool on July 10, 2007, 11:21:26 am
You missed my post D=
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Tesla on July 10, 2007, 12:23:04 pm
I only quoted the ones that were funny or relevant.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: LadyM on July 10, 2007, 12:27:55 pm
Guess what? There's more Blitz conversation!

It's only a little.

(And I know this all seems a little mean, but really, how can you seriously think this.)

Oh. My. God.

Honestly Blitz, get a clue.
Oh, I used vowels, Is that it? 1f 1 sp34k l1k3 th1s Th3n th3r3 1s n0 pr0bl3m, R1ght?

See the Asperger topic for your answer.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: russellmania4 on July 10, 2007, 10:09:12 pm
a small child who somehow produces money.

In context or not, it's one of the funniest quotes I've heard.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Didero on July 12, 2007, 10:59:44 am
Why has gas gone up 25 cents since Monday?  Are we bombing someone new?
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Person21 on July 14, 2007, 05:56:48 am
Also, the Hollywood computer guy looks much nerdier than the real life computer guy.
Ok, I know, not funny

Ever notice how white people normally don't have black babies, even though we've probably indirectly eaten a couple of black people? That's because we make our own sex cells. The other cells just go toward our energy and allowing us to survive. Not toward baby-making.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: sltlamina on July 14, 2007, 07:40:45 am
Why has gas gone up 25 cents since Monday?  Are we bombing someone new?

 :D...although why is it called Gas anyway? It's obviously in liquid form :-\ silly Americans not being able to tell the difference. How do you dudes do those "spot the difference puzzles"? :P...yeah, weak...I know.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: sltlamina on July 14, 2007, 09:29:07 am
(http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/8876/cookiemonsterta1.jpg)

*bursts out laughing* I have no clue why I'm finding this funny :D :D :D
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on July 14, 2007, 09:30:14 am
Did you ever hear "The Internet is for Porn" song?
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: sltlamina on July 14, 2007, 10:23:24 am
Hell no. But you Patman, your giving of this picture has started something that will soon escalate into an internet trend. I thank you (whether you like it or not, *shakes fist at you* LIIIIKE IIIIIIT!)
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: LadyM on July 14, 2007, 05:30:56 pm
Did you ever hear "The Internet is for Porn" song?

Yes, I saw the play, funny song.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Doctor Z on July 15, 2007, 11:26:31 pm
We can all shave our assumptions

>.> <.<
Title: yeah stuff yeah.
Post by: Xenomorph on July 16, 2007, 03:51:34 am
Did you ever hear "The Internet is for Porn" song?

Yes, I saw the play, funny song.

avenue Q FTW!
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Interitus on July 16, 2007, 09:28:35 am
We can all shave our assumptions

>.> <.<

Okay now that's just mean
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: LadyM on July 16, 2007, 05:30:07 pm
Alwayswatching, please step away from the 12-year-old. Slowly. The Men In White Coats would like to have a word with you.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Brutus on July 21, 2007, 11:58:13 am
Puppies?  ???

Puppies♥!   8)

Fixed.


the correction made me laugh for quite a while.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Quantum Burrito on July 23, 2007, 04:43:02 pm
I think this one's funnier if you know the context: http://www.gamingsteve.com/blab/index.php?topic=9990.0

As a third option, you could make a habit of fondling the crotch of all your friends.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on July 23, 2007, 05:02:08 pm
Hmm... interesting point.

See, I think it's funnier out of context. Maybe we need to do a poll of the folks passing through this topic.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: stuck on July 24, 2007, 09:44:05 pm
As a general rule of thumb, quotes taken out of context stand a 94% chance of being funnier.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Darth Grievi on July 25, 2007, 12:55:14 pm
And blitz.. seriously. Don't try to stop a raging bull by kicking it in the balls, or you get horribly maimed. ..not that i'm saying LadyM has any.. or is a bull. >_>"" It's a metaphor.

EDIT: Huh. Irony. My title changes to "Rescue Worker" as I try to warn someone against really getting themselves in the poop. Take that as further indication, blitz.. even the forum itself is trying to tell you something.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Grazony on July 28, 2007, 01:53:08 am
There's been one second left for the last 30 minutes!
Son of a-

It made laugh.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: sltlamina on August 03, 2007, 07:49:02 am
:)

Well, I think Sltlamina finally figured it out because he just made me laugh.

I sense a disturbance in the force!
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Lualmoba on August 03, 2007, 08:50:05 pm
:)

Well, I think Sltlamina finally figured it out because he just made me laugh.

I sense a disturbance in the force!

Don't push it. ;)
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: sltlamina on August 03, 2007, 09:39:34 pm
I'm not, I seriously do. Somethings gone wrong if someone found my post funny.

When I try to be funny I fail miserably :(, BUUUUT...when I DON'T try to be funny, I am funny. I'm sure there's a moral to this story of a lesson to be learned, but screw it...I'm going out now!

BYE EVERYBODY! (you guys have to reply with Bye Dr. Nick...if you don't you'll look like idiots!)
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Little on August 03, 2007, 09:43:25 pm
Puppies?  ???

Puppies♥!   8)

Fixed.


the correction made me laugh for quite a while.

I mad esomebody laugh...........  :(
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Grazony on August 06, 2007, 04:25:28 pm

"English, Mo********er. Do you speak it?"

The Url gives a clue.

This made me cry in laughter for some reason. :D
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Darth Grievi on August 06, 2007, 04:26:35 pm
*Chalks up another mark next to her name*

Score!
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on August 06, 2007, 05:59:36 pm
I just realized that your avatar smiles every now and again! How long has it done that?

I saw it out of the corner of my eye a few times today and thought I was going crazy...
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Darth Grievi on August 06, 2007, 08:46:16 pm
Ever since I changed it from the Pie ninja...

And that's what it's supposed to do to you ;D
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: gec05 on August 10, 2007, 03:03:40 pm
I miss God.

Taken out of context... makes it funnier. :D
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: B.A.S. on August 10, 2007, 04:04:11 pm
Cow is on a roll in the evolution thread

Cow:
A God comes with every "Universe in a Box" kit. (Only available in the multiverse.)
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Quote from: Person21 on Today at 03:48:45 PM
Quote from: Cow on Today at 03:42:19 PM
Edit: Oh god, Oom came back as LolFagMan. It really is Oom.


And what kind of loving God would create him? 


We must have sinned. He's one of the great plagues.
-------------------------------------------------------------

<3 Thank you cow
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Person21 on August 10, 2007, 04:36:19 pm
Oh for crying out loud Celdur, what have you been told about wii-ing on the boards? -dejected sigh-

MOP AND BUCKET ON AISLE ONE, PLEASE.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Cow on August 10, 2007, 04:50:50 pm
No, Durgon, thank you.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: sltlamina on August 10, 2007, 08:31:35 pm
I went to kansas.....  :'(









Kansas is boring

I think it's the crying emoticon that did it for me :D
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: The Time Traveller on August 10, 2007, 08:39:40 pm
That's terribly morbid.


Of course, that is refferring to me.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Darth Grievi on August 10, 2007, 10:49:32 pm
score one for insanity!
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: sltlamina on August 10, 2007, 11:31:58 pm
I've had stuff happen like that before...

1) Here I am, watching some of my favorite DS9 on the couch in my living room. All of a sudden, a HUGE Daddy-long-legs comes down in front of my face. I let out a horrified shriek, my sis came running, and I smacked it with the remote. I didn't see where I knocked it, and Guilmon still thinks I was screaming curse words because Odo kissed Kira. *forehead slap*

2) I've had a few simmilar encounters in my bathroom. Jeeze, spiders are better than fiber for cleaning out your colon. :P

3) I was watching some Ben 10 when this big old Wolf Spider crawls onto my leg. It was so light I didn't feel him untill I looked down to grab the remote. At least this time I screamed during a comercial for that Bratz movie. ;)

The entire thing pretty much had me in tears. I highlighted the specifics.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Darth Grievi on August 10, 2007, 11:35:22 pm
Score four for yours truly! ;D
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: sltlamina on August 10, 2007, 11:37:06 pm
 :D yeeeaaah.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: B.A.S. on August 11, 2007, 12:38:36 pm
/Lurk

So, you've successfully killed a harmless creature less than 1/100 of your size by indiscriminately blanketing an area with a specially-prepared poisonous agent.

Well done. Want a medal?

I laughed so hard!
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Grazony on August 11, 2007, 01:09:54 pm
THAT SON OF A BITCH SURVIVED!!! >:( I just tried crushing it. It fell yo the floor after I dragged the body across the door leaving a blood stain...but it's disappeared!

This had me laughing and screaming its a zombie :D
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: sltlamina on August 11, 2007, 07:06:53 pm
But it's not funny :'( One day you will be in a similar position, and I'm gonna laugh at you!

PS: Spiders are scared of Jedi! This could be an advantage to you, also heavy books and newspapers!
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: sltlamina on August 12, 2007, 05:19:34 am
words

Yes.

cheered me up :D
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: B.A.S. on August 13, 2007, 02:54:26 am
Another great hit by /Lurk this made me burst out laughing I came too tears..not only is it funny but its true!

Under your bed?  I'd hate that!

Sltlamina posted:
Also, my fishy died! , usually I don't feel so bad if a fish dies, but we've had him a few weeks (don't put the special "keep your fish alive" formula s**t in, it actually kills them! ) I think I'm partially to blame...IF THAT F**K OF A SPIDER HAD JUST DIED FIRST TIME AROUND, I WOULDN'T HAVE CLOGGED THE DAMN AIR UP SO MUCH WITH MORE SPRAY!!!...  OH GOD I'M A MONSTER!!!

/Lurk posted:
Excessive retaliation and friendly fire incidents? Your name is now officially America.

Nice to meet you, America.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: ilikesanta on August 13, 2007, 06:32:32 pm
i just noticed that i really like mario`s pants
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Grazony on August 13, 2007, 06:57:55 pm
Do you ever get too dizzy and try to eat with your butt?

it's happened... :-[
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: sltlamina on August 13, 2007, 10:07:22 pm
I laughed like hell (damn 'like hell' statement keeps popping up! >:() at both of the above, and at this.

Yeah, I mean geeze guys, wasn't it obvious?

 :D...ahw, you had to be there I guess...
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Hydromancerx on August 18, 2007, 04:05:22 am
Do you ever get too dizzy and try to eat with your butt?

it's happened... :-[
Yeah that was a good one  :D :D :D
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Grazony on August 18, 2007, 04:22:38 am
Wait I never said that....
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Uroboros on August 18, 2007, 06:00:32 am
No but Operaghost21 did. Seems the outer quote marks need to be deleted.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: sltlamina on August 18, 2007, 06:03:27 am
Grazony said 'blank' :D, that's actually funny.

"How do you feel stealing other peoples fame Grazony? Make ya feel big, huh?" ;)
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Veraal on August 18, 2007, 06:51:48 am
Anyone have any quotes on me?
I want to feel important...
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: sltlamina on August 18, 2007, 07:01:29 am
I want to feel important...

 :D, don't we all!
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Dr. Croccer on August 18, 2007, 09:00:28 am
Anyone have any quotes on me?
I want to feel important...
I want you inside me.
Wish Granted.

Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Grazony on August 18, 2007, 11:46:03 am
"How do you feel stealing other peoples fame Grazony? Make ya feel big, huh?" ;)

Very.....I RULEZ JOO 4LL!!1111!!one11!!
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Dr. Croccer on August 18, 2007, 12:37:36 pm
"How do you feel stealing other peoples fame Grazony? Make ya feel big, huh?" ;)

Very.....I RULEZ JOO 4LL!!1111!!one11!!
Lolz hax
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Daxx on August 18, 2007, 12:49:35 pm
None of that is funny.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Dr. Croccer on August 18, 2007, 01:12:06 pm
None of that is funny.
Thank you Daxx, for pointing out the allready obvious. ;)
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: SmileyMan on August 18, 2007, 02:20:29 pm
None of that is funny.
Thank you Daxx, for pointing out the allready obvious. ;)

Why the hell do you post it in "The best funniest posts" then?
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Person21 on August 18, 2007, 06:40:09 pm
Whys ur personal message say ill be back? Good luck anyways

Was he doing what I think he was doing?
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Veraal on August 18, 2007, 06:55:10 pm
.... what did you think he was doing?
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: sltlamina on August 18, 2007, 07:12:24 pm
.... what did you think he was doing?

Yeah, I'm gonna have to agree on that, what was running though your mind man?
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: sltlamina on August 18, 2007, 08:42:46 pm
HelloWorld, don't post in this thread! you got my hopes up!  :-\

Oh god, I can't stop laughing :D :D :D...or maybe it's the nitrous oxide I'm inhaling...NO, IT WAS THIS! >:(
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Kaizer on August 18, 2007, 08:45:57 pm
The rules of this game are very simple. So simple, in fact, that there's only really one. You have to make the craziest post possible, and when you do so, rate how crazy the post above it is. Table breakers are an extra 100 points, but the point system is like the one in Whose Line Is It Anyway, so points don't matter. What matters is how crazy your post is.

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Haha I broke the scrollbars!

always makes me laugh
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Grazony on August 25, 2007, 01:29:52 am
i fixed it and no i dont download pron
I looked at your profile, you're 15, Male, and therefore a goddam liar. Why do you even bother lying about it?
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Huckbuck on August 28, 2007, 11:50:05 am
all i can think of is manboobs....

Great quote...  ;D
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Kaizer on August 30, 2007, 01:48:17 pm
joyous me...2 quotes that i knew i never should of said but my tiny brain made me...
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Luminar on September 02, 2007, 08:46:33 am
There has been a terminal lack of funny in here for a good while now and I see little forecast of it improving.

That is, unless...
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Huckbuck on September 02, 2007, 01:06:21 pm
Well you havent said anything funny yourself  >:( '








 ;)
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: The Time Traveller on September 02, 2007, 01:08:41 pm
Ahh, freedom of speech. Refuge of the coarse and idiotic...
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Didero on September 03, 2007, 08:04:01 am
I managed to rip my own head off, then kick some ass.
Only funny out of context, but funny nonetheless :D
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Lualmoba on September 03, 2007, 06:28:00 pm
Something slightly funny.

The worms are always in the mood for romance.

I had alot of fights today and I'm running out of money again.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Grazony on September 04, 2007, 05:39:49 pm
A little thing called mating?

What, that works?

*Stares at blank space and shouts "Breed! Breeeeeeeed!"

Do me! Do me!

I LULZ on both of them! :D
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Kaizer on September 04, 2007, 06:17:50 pm
And I bet no one can do me.

yeah, but that's no fun

not how it actually went but hey wheres funny w/o changing someones words!
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Gungnir on September 04, 2007, 07:01:40 pm
P.S thank you LadyM for picking up my trash

Only out of context though...
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Tesla on September 05, 2007, 01:13:30 pm
Thanks Grazony!
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Kcronos on September 06, 2007, 01:12:00 pm
This is classic:
Is an update coming soon?

No I lost interest for now. I am sorry you guys but perhaps I will return to it again some time. Been busy with other stuff and have some other ideas.

In short "i pulled a Hydro" ... again. :P
sorry i can't let you do that dave
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Brutus on September 09, 2007, 03:25:36 am
sorry i can't let you do that dave


thats not funny, its overused way too obvious.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: shadowlord18 on September 09, 2007, 04:03:59 am
its funny because i said his was name a number of times on gabbly
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: sltlamina on September 09, 2007, 04:14:09 am
its funny because i said his was name a number of times on gabbly

Don't try to justify your own funniness, it never works, people have there own senses of humour. I probably would have found it funny if it was in context or something...

"I'm going to block you shadowlord"
"sorry i can't let you do that dave"
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: B.A.S. on September 09, 2007, 10:11:35 pm
Eh I found that funny. I dont know why were all trying too say why one person cant say a certain quote is funny give the guy a break.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Brutus on September 10, 2007, 09:50:54 am
isn't it "i'm sorry Dave, i cannot allow that,"?


not the other way around.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Legodragonxp on September 10, 2007, 12:42:07 pm
HAL: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0062622/quotes

In the original script this scene never existed, HAL tried to kill Bowman by opening the Pod Bay Doors.

This quote should of course not be confused with Cheech and Chong's "Dave's not here!"

-Lego
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Yannick on September 10, 2007, 12:55:08 pm
Oh my god, he proved something!

Get him!
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Brutus on September 11, 2007, 10:40:38 am
what should we get him?


o.k bad joke time is over.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Didero on October 13, 2007, 04:08:45 am
I know this topic died a month ago, but I though this was funny enough to resurrect it with:
The palm rises sharply, its union with the face is brief but productive.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Yannick on October 13, 2007, 11:29:10 am
Technically, you are the aberration, not children.  As social creatures with an extremely long adolescent period, humans aren't inclined to view their young as "odd."  Fortunately your dislike of children drastically lowers your odds of reproducing.  Your baby hating DNA will be removed from the gene pool and all will be well.

Thank you for participating in evolution.

I found this funny.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Legodragonxp on October 23, 2007, 10:38:51 am
While skimming through the Spore pool...

Quote
...not funny, but thought i might give an inside in my brains:P
Nice video too bad its to fuzzy :(
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Plank of Wood on November 12, 2007, 01:53:24 pm
(http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/1056/inquisition6tb.jpg)

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Cobra on November 12, 2007, 04:16:21 pm
From April 7 in 2006 nice to see you were on top of that one Plank.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Werechicken on November 12, 2007, 07:35:13 pm
From April 7 in 2006 nice to see you were on top of that one Plank.
give him a break at least he brought this topic back into the limelight.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Cobra on November 12, 2007, 09:57:30 pm
Whether that is a good thing remains to be seen.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: sltlamina on November 13, 2007, 01:04:55 am
Weather that is a good thing remains to be seen.

Whether :)
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on November 13, 2007, 01:42:01 am
Damn, you really are becoming a responsible member.

Here, take the keys to the party room! ;)
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: sltlamina on November 13, 2007, 02:05:10 am
Damn, you really are becoming a responsible member.

Here, take the keys to the party room! ;)

Is that the one that occaisionally causes a little commotion (which happened with me) because people appear to be doing something 'we don't know of'?

HELLS YEAH! I've always wanted in there!
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Cobra on November 13, 2007, 02:22:56 am
Weather that is a good thing remains to be seen.

Whether :)

Fine!
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: sltlamina on November 13, 2007, 02:28:15 am
Weather that is a good thing remains to be seen.

Whether :)

Fine!

You're welcome!
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Plank of Wood on November 18, 2007, 08:48:15 am
You are without doubt the lulziest troll ever.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Dr. Croccer on November 19, 2007, 06:54:34 am
I knew that you would either sig it or mention it randomly but I never thought that you'd post it here. (Mainly because it isn't funny, its truth.)
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Great Distance on November 19, 2007, 07:01:54 am
You are without doubt the lulziest troll ever.

Why does it link to his profile?
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Dr. Croccer on November 19, 2007, 07:02:34 am
You are without doubt the lulziest troll ever.

Why does it link to his profile?
Because it was a PM.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Great Distance on November 19, 2007, 07:03:52 am
I see.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Plank of Wood on November 19, 2007, 07:35:41 am
(Mainly because it isn't funny, its truth.)


Even though I laughed so hard that it gave ROFL a new meaning.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Kratok on November 19, 2007, 11:09:27 pm
[img]http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/1056/inquisition6tb.jpg

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!

Man I've started laughing that everytime I scrolled over to it
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Dr. Croccer on November 20, 2007, 08:24:26 am
Ah man I thought I was the only one who knew TWC and the Spanish smiley.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Kishmond on November 22, 2007, 07:38:51 pm
Not from this forum at all!

Quote
I... um... ah... uh...

Unexpected halt in operation comprehend_suit
Abort Retry Ignore?


-- Steve
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Darth Grievi on December 06, 2007, 06:40:15 pm
Got to love a forum that spontaniously breaks out into song.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Cobra on December 07, 2007, 04:26:56 am
Wow old but it was me you quoted so it's all good. We haven't had a good sing along in a long time.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Didero on December 14, 2007, 12:44:54 pm
One of the very few posts that actually got me laughing out loud:
Lestat is the master of grammar
He writes peoms of glory and glamour
Sarcastic I'm being
Mispelt words I'm seeing
Oh great, we've got one more spammer.

:p
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Tesla on December 14, 2007, 12:48:51 pm
Yes! Chalk one up for the Aw-meister.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Cobra on December 14, 2007, 01:47:27 pm
Limericks are filled to the brim with win.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Gorman Conall on December 14, 2007, 09:56:03 pm
Yeah, let me catch you up, Fade.

See those two guys? You can ignore them. ;)

It made me chuckle, I'm not sure why ;D
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on December 15, 2007, 08:43:17 pm
A fabulose pirate
fabulose pirate
fabulose
lose


Win.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Cobra on December 16, 2007, 02:54:32 am
Currently this entire topic well it's only 2 posts long but my laughing was definitely done out loud.

http://www.gamingsteve.com/blab/index.php?topic=10974.msg458621;boardseen#new
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: sltlamina on December 16, 2007, 03:09:54 am
A fabulose pirate
fabulose pirate
fabulose
lose


Win.

I believe he said the opposite of win, lose!
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Daxx on December 16, 2007, 03:41:30 am
(http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/3659/facepalmsxq9.jpg)
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Fink on December 17, 2007, 09:47:44 pm
Pssssst, Daxx, you're in the wrong forum.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: sltlamina on December 17, 2007, 10:00:58 pm
Indeed.

I wish I could make some witty comment that was full of win, zing and funny so that somebody would actually post it here... I weep at my own stupidity and lack of... creativity?
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: gec05 on December 17, 2007, 10:04:12 pm
Just don't be an attention whore.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Krakow Sam on December 18, 2007, 04:49:33 am
Yes, as you have been told...

Many many times.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Hydromancerx on December 19, 2007, 04:34:20 pm
New Interface!!!!  You know what this means, underwater creatures are in and Spore will be out in April next year!!!!*

Hahaha, your creature can dance in the editor :D


*Pure speculation - may not be true.  ;)
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: gec05 on December 19, 2007, 04:38:40 pm
I don't see what's so funny.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Veraal on December 19, 2007, 04:39:52 pm
methinks he was pointing out the sarcasm, rite?
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: sltlamina on December 19, 2007, 04:41:51 pm
Me thinks it was about spores release date, thus the '*' ;D
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: gec05 on December 19, 2007, 04:43:27 pm
I still don't see what's so funny about it.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Daxx on December 19, 2007, 04:43:46 pm
It wasn't funny.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: gec05 on December 19, 2007, 04:44:49 pm
I don't know what Hydro is onto. I think he's drunk, high, or a combination of both.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Gorman Conall on December 19, 2007, 04:45:53 pm
Funny is subjective from person to person.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: sltlamina on December 19, 2007, 04:52:17 pm
Funny is subjective from person to person.

Yeah, that's usually what subjective implies.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Didero on December 20, 2007, 02:47:26 am
Hey, another one that had me laughing!
:-\ :P :) :o :P :) :-\ :o ;) ??? :) :-\ :) :D :) :)

For those of you for whom that was tl;dr, here's a summary of the smileys in that post.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Darth Grievi on December 31, 2007, 07:58:23 pm
Guess who Pat. :D

[portrait of PatMan]

Sweet Christmas! It's Harry Potter!

(http://img432.imageshack.us/img432/4300/icontwitch9vy8np.gif)
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: gec05 on December 31, 2007, 08:00:29 pm
I should probably just draw Harry Potter, but I don't like him. :P
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Darth Grievi on December 31, 2007, 08:02:04 pm
The little twitchy eye was the thing that made it for me :D
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Plank of Wood on January 04, 2008, 03:38:13 pm
Not GS, but still funny:

Quote
Lickthecloth (1 month ago)
i thought it was against youtube policy to show penises in videos



Quote
lolKaleb1337 (3 weeks ago)
no, youtube loev penis
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Daxx on January 04, 2008, 04:55:23 pm
Youtube comments are never funny. That's rule #131 of the internet.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Mr. Consideration on January 05, 2008, 04:08:37 am
Youtube comments are never funny. That's rule #131 of the internet.

"OMG I <3 Entar Shikri."
"Cum 2 my site plz'
'Cna any1 tell me were I can d/l Pokemon the movee for 3?"

That's not to mention the insane, slow-burn arguments that are rife.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Veraal on January 05, 2008, 05:21:17 am
"OMG I <3 Entar Shikri."
"Cum 2 my site plz'
'Cna any1 tell me were I can d/l Pokemon the movee for 3?"

That sounds Myspacian/Facebookian.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Dr. Croccer on January 05, 2008, 05:26:27 am
Let's not forget:
''This video is good but these girls are better.''
*Insert random porn site link*

and

''THIS IS SOO TRUE! IF YOU REPOST THIS MESSAGE IN 34 OTHER VIDEOS AND PRESS ALT+F4 THEN URE CRUSHES NAME APPEARS ON SCREEN!!! THIS IS REAL!!1'' Or something along those lines.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Mr. Consideration on January 05, 2008, 05:54:07 am
''THIS IS SOO TRUE! IF YOU REPOST THIS MESSAGE IN 34 OTHER VIDEOS AND PRESS ALT+F4 THEN URE CRUSHES NAME APPEARS ON SCREEN!!! THIS IS REAL!!1'' Or something along those lines.

Who belives these? Presumably people realise they don't work?
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Plank of Wood on January 05, 2008, 05:57:19 am
Quote
Hello, I am an Evil Clown and if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 other messages, I will kill your violently.

Quote
I am said clown and if you copy this message any more then YOU will be the violently killed one.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: LadyM on January 05, 2008, 06:17:08 am
Stop please, these aren't funny GS posts. Back on topic.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Didero on January 11, 2008, 03:47:54 am
This one had me chuckling for some reason:
Well, they both have an alarmingly casual attitude to extreme violence.  :D
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Crazen on January 11, 2008, 04:51:27 pm
Indeed.

I wish I could make some witty comment that was full of win, zing and funny so that somebody would actually post it here... I weep at my own stupidity and lack of... creativity?

agreed. though I bet you would never even know it was here.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: sltlamina on January 11, 2008, 05:56:12 pm
Indeed.

I wish I could make some witty comment that was full of win, zing and funny so that somebody would actually post it here... I weep at my own stupidity and lack of... creativity?

agreed. though I bet you would never even know it was here.

I'd probably miss it. We'd have like a couple of hours of people being exceptionally funny and I'd have probably made the first post that would be quoted in here... although I'd probably go to bed then so when I get back I only see the most recent funny posts and not mine :(
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Danzik on January 11, 2008, 07:09:43 pm
This thread is for sharing posts that take place on this website (http://www.gamingsteve.com/blab/index.php) that you deem funny or in reply to others posts that they have deemed funny and thus replied to this topic with.  If your post does not meet the stated criteria, do not reply to this topic.


P.S.  These commas (,,, ,,,) go somewhere in the above post.  Insert them where you feel they should go.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Met on January 12, 2008, 08:29:49 pm
Quote
Things not to pick after chopping jalapenos:

-Your nose
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: sltlamina on January 12, 2008, 08:30:38 pm
Quote
Things not to pick after chopping jalapenos:

-Your nose

I laughed.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on January 12, 2008, 08:34:04 pm
A family friend was out in the garden once picking peppers and then went inside to go to the bathroom. His day got very crappy very fast.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: sltlamina on January 12, 2008, 08:35:28 pm
A family friend was out in the garden once picking peppers and then went inside to go to the bathroom. His day got very crappy very fast.

... ouch :o
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: gec05 on January 12, 2008, 10:26:53 pm
With me it was a problem when touching my eyes. Damn, I hated that.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Met on January 14, 2008, 07:35:11 pm
Quote
If everything seems under control, you're not going fast enough.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Huckbuck on January 20, 2008, 01:06:08 pm
Why are you half-naked?

Why arn't you?

I LOL'd :P
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Doctor Z on January 20, 2008, 01:23:42 pm
Now look. >.>
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Blarg on January 20, 2008, 02:00:44 pm
A family friend was out in the garden once picking peppers and then went inside to go to the bathroom. His day got very crappy very fast.

... ouch :o

Oh the incredible pain.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Oviraptor on January 24, 2008, 05:12:36 pm
Do I have to fart and belch on demand?
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Danzik on January 25, 2008, 08:35:05 pm
It takes a few days, but once your into 0.0 with a good frigate, it becomes heaven off earth.

And die. Enjoy your game. And lose everything. Get frustrated and quit.  Pessimistic? No. Realistic. Yes.

Don't be bitter. You just suck.  :P
Made me laugh
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Met on January 26, 2008, 01:00:30 pm
That's absurdly long.

Might be a bit immature... But it wasn't me who noticed. My gf was overlooking my shoulder yesterday at school. I didn't notice her. While I scrolled over that, she couldn't help herself. She exclaimed "That's what she said!"

One of the few times I actually laughed at that overused joke.

Now I'm not racist or sexist, but furries are not worth the cost of the bullets used to put them down and therefore should not have a say.

Oh quite brilliant.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Interitus on February 10, 2008, 01:01:56 pm
When asked which Total War game is the best

Who voted "They all suck"?  >:(

That was kinda entered as a joke.
That... would be me.
Have you actualy played any of them?
No.  They sound genericfpsy though from the title.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Dr. Croccer on February 10, 2008, 01:08:19 pm
My Croccer senses are tingling... I foresee Internet drama.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Brutus on February 12, 2008, 08:14:31 am
you have croccer senses?

what are they far?
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Dr. Croccer on February 13, 2008, 01:17:20 pm
you have croccer senses?

what are they far?
They sense drama and uninformed opinions from great distances. I'm like a shark.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Great Distance on February 13, 2008, 02:31:23 pm
you have croccer senses?

what are they far?
They sense drama and uninformed opinions from great distances.

Should I feel insulted?
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Veraal on February 13, 2008, 02:36:18 pm
I lol'd
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Luminar on February 13, 2008, 10:46:56 pm
Thank you for taking the time to announce that to us all. It is of great worth to everyone.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: gec05 on February 13, 2008, 11:04:03 pm
So there's more than one Great Distance?
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Doctor Z on February 14, 2008, 04:14:37 am
Yep. The second one is called Great Distances. Like what he said in the post. "From great distances."

Also, Funny Post:
See, I quite like the occasional vanilla coke, but not all the time. It's like a spider in a bottle.
[size=0.1pt]The drink, not the bug you idiot.[/size]

The sizing attempt.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: tomasgaquino on February 29, 2008, 05:48:05 pm
Not exactly the funniest, but for the best. I won't quote it, as you should read the whole discussion.

http://www.gamingsteve.com/blab/index.php?topic=5733.msg495031#msg495031
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Andrew Ryan on February 29, 2008, 07:45:31 pm
Awsome

Internet>monk
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Met on March 17, 2008, 06:00:34 pm
Quote from: Krakow Sam on IRC
all I know about computers I pieced together from sugar packets
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Samog on March 17, 2008, 07:32:18 pm
http://www.gamingsteve.com/blab/index.php?action=profile;u=470;sa=showPosts
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Didero on March 31, 2008, 08:43:29 am
I prefer my turtles to be in their teens and of the ninja variety.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Danzik on April 08, 2008, 12:45:37 pm
OMG I'm like a pre-teen girl, with a new issue of Tiger Beat, for this game.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Mr. Consideration on May 28, 2008, 01:34:25 pm
Who's HelloWorld?  They do not exist but in people's minds as a demonization.  When malt was gone you required an enemy again.  Short people like Oom were extremely annoying, but the pleasure of the hunt lasted shortly due to banning.  I am a valid community member who came at a bad time in forumdom.

Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Darth Grievi on May 30, 2008, 01:25:06 pm
If there were slaves in the game I'd end up wanting to liberate them. Unless they really deserved it or something. Like sapient pineapples. Pineapples always deserve it, I never trust a fruit that looks like a giant hand grenade.

Somehow it just cracked me up.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: LadyM on June 02, 2008, 04:53:21 pm
Am I the only person who actually went and googled 'pretzel porno'?
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Inkling on June 02, 2008, 08:38:37 pm
this forum is filled with inteligent creative adults. So waht beter way to solve problem sthan with rap battling?

Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Brandonazz on June 03, 2008, 09:40:18 am
Guess what? We have another baby!!
How many more generations before we get to go to the DNA editor? LOL
-Lego
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Grazony on June 03, 2008, 10:39:36 pm
Ahh. the British Youtube or as they like to call it "MaTelle"

You think "Dinosaurs" is too preachy and liberal?! You must think "Dora the Explorer" is teaching La Raza and and "Spongebob Squarepants" is teahing homosexuality.

Urine is hot...
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: The Time Traveller on June 06, 2008, 02:19:14 pm
I happen to know a purple anthropomorphic insomniac agnostic armadillo living just two blocks down.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Tesla on June 06, 2008, 02:23:37 pm
W00t!
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: The Time Traveller on June 08, 2008, 01:51:42 pm
Long live the penis people.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Veraal on June 08, 2008, 02:16:50 pm
Long live the penis people.

Edit: agh, ttt was too fast for me.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Grazony on June 09, 2008, 06:59:40 pm
*Backs away slowly*

We're doing great Pat, thanks for asking!

*Holds Veraal's severed head behind back, inching ever so slowy towards the back door*

don't you dare throw me out that door.

 :D
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: The Time Traveller on June 10, 2008, 01:19:59 pm
god i wish i had a zombie as a pet.... :-\ just a big, huggable undead puppet i can love :-\
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: LadyM on June 11, 2008, 07:16:07 am
It made me smile  :D
... Now look what you made me do, you made me post in this thread again...
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Tesla on June 24, 2008, 03:48:11 pm
I must travel to the perilous mountains of the Administrator Board to atone and once again master the skills of the Moderator. Post of the Dragon, PM of the Crane, Five-Point Exploding Ban Technique!


Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Haseri on June 30, 2008, 08:38:37 am
HARHAR! Take that you Catholic secessionist fools!
Seems you don't like our cruel religious oppression and famine-inducing monoculture policies, but you LOVE our cult sci-fi shows. Who has the last laugh now Eire? Who has the last laugh!?  ;)

Made me laugh when I first saw it.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: gec05 on June 30, 2008, 08:57:58 am
Sam is on a roll. :)
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Wonderful Lizard of Oz on July 21, 2008, 10:52:26 am
I was looking at old threads and found this.
What happens when you walk through a portal when there isn't destination?

Would it not work?

Reality itself would collapse around you as the screaming voices of millions cry out in shear agony and hell itself is eclipsed as your very soul shatters into fragments of your broken dreams. Other than that no worries.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Axelgear on July 21, 2008, 12:15:37 pm
It made me smile  :D
... Now look what you made me do, you made me post in this thread again...

.... Why does my memory and experience tell me that I was the one who made him say that? If not from that quote, at some time...
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Veraal on July 21, 2008, 12:26:49 pm
Sam here, I'm very interested in this.

Andrew is impersonating Krakow!
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: gec05 on July 21, 2008, 02:33:11 pm
Typing errors are fun. :)
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Legodragonxp on August 24, 2008, 08:22:35 am
Perhaps I am unskilled in the finer divots of the emotional spectrum and their affect on systems of the body, but no fictional creation has made me lose control of my urinary system.

A great reply to a stupid rant.
-Lego
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Veraal on August 24, 2008, 10:12:47 am
i lol'd at that one.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Legodragonxp on August 26, 2008, 11:27:14 am
Why would they hate us if we built a space elevator? What does it take to make you people happy!?

Stop trying to build Death Stars!
/Lurk, you turned off your targeting computer?

ROFLMAO

-Lego
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Daxx on September 08, 2008, 05:54:51 am
Race of Bananas (I am not ****ing kidding): LULZ GIVES US MONEHS
Me: LOL NO I HAVE NO MONEHS
*bananas destroy all of my cities except one*
*5 days kater*
Me: Great, now I've fixed everything so it's EXACTLY as it was, now, lets go and make some colonies and do some neat terraformi-
Bananas: LULZ GIVES US MONEHS

Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Veraal on September 08, 2008, 06:32:21 am
i lol'd at that one alot.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Plank of Wood on September 08, 2008, 08:10:22 am
Yay! I FINALY got into this thread! I can die happy now :P
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Tesla on September 08, 2008, 09:51:18 am
*Kills PoW*
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Ultramarine on September 08, 2008, 01:19:39 pm
No, they will not notice the money going missing. They also won't notice a dead dog in their closet or your burning the house down while they're away.

Do it. Do it. DOOO IIIT! DO IT.

:D
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Tesla on September 08, 2008, 01:24:13 pm
Awesome. AWESOME.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Didero on September 24, 2008, 11:16:02 am
I've got two good ones for you today!

You people are laughable.
[...]

[...]
In fact, what country DOESN'T have some kind of hatred for the English? XD
I was gonna say England, then I remembered.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Inkling on September 26, 2008, 05:35:33 am
I'm waaay too hungover...  Go away.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Yuu on October 02, 2008, 07:02:42 am
What  language  is that?

Emopig
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Neoteric on October 26, 2008, 05:24:08 pm
*starts playing ball-in-a-cup. Its a hand painted wooden ball-in-a-cup, Mexico's favorite toy for over 340 years. Who needs constant video game stimulation when there's ball-in-a-cup? You just toss the ball, catch it in the cup, dump it out of the cup, toss it, and catch it in the cup again. The ball is on a string and attached to the cup, so there's no worry if you don't catch the ball in the cup. And clean up is as easy as catching a ball, in a cup. So why spend another day not catching a ball in a cup when you can be catching a ball-in-a-cup?*

That was just amazing.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Glacies on October 30, 2008, 01:27:25 am
I think that was from that family guy thing.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Inkling on October 30, 2008, 11:35:01 am
Thank you for stating the obvious, friend.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: SmileyMan on October 30, 2008, 11:39:07 am
I'm not your friend, pal.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Ultramarine on October 30, 2008, 12:05:51 pm
He's not your pal, buddy.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: SmileyMan on October 30, 2008, 12:14:59 pm
I'm not your buddy, friend.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Krakow Sam on October 30, 2008, 12:25:08 pm
Its been made clear he's not your friend, chum.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Tesla on October 30, 2008, 12:32:20 pm
He's not your chum, guy.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on October 30, 2008, 01:29:21 pm
*lights a match*
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Brandonazz on October 30, 2008, 01:31:16 pm
He's not your guy, fella.

(http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii120/Brandonazz/slowpoke-pokemon.gif)
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Gauphastus on November 12, 2008, 01:01:04 am
Capped this because I found it odd and funny.
Oddly funny even.
(http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/9434/uhpa3.png)
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Kenobro on November 12, 2008, 04:50:32 pm
Wow, I am popping up everywhere.  Fire side chats, important questions...  Here... 
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Gauphastus on November 12, 2008, 06:09:49 pm
You're a popular guy.
Now find out a way to capitalize.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Met on November 26, 2008, 11:00:48 pm
Great, now I need to change my pants.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Veraal on December 14, 2008, 12:50:30 pm
Back on topic, maybe?  You know, topic?  And speaking of deleting posts, that image is just annoying.

Dunno, laughed when I read it.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Kenobro on December 14, 2008, 12:52:03 pm
Yet another one of my posts shows up here...  Hmmm...
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Veraal on December 14, 2008, 04:28:45 pm
You're my heroine.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Huckbuck on December 15, 2008, 08:47:39 am
Yet another one of my posts shows up here...  Hmmm...

Stop it you all, the last thing this kid needs is self confidence!
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Kenobro on December 15, 2008, 12:18:00 pm
You're my heroine.

Isn't that a drug?  Or am I thinking of something else?
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Null on December 15, 2008, 12:34:52 pm
No, he called you a girl.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Kenobro on December 15, 2008, 12:38:18 pm
Oh, I see.  How pathetic of him.

Heroin is the drug, pronounced the same though.  Easy to mix up.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on December 15, 2008, 12:56:09 pm
And what a fine young girl you are, Kenobro! a/s/l?
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: /lurk on December 15, 2008, 01:06:46 pm
Oh, I see.  How pathetic of him.

Heroin is the drug, pronounced the same though.  Easy to mix up.

Yes, we know what heroin is.

Damn these condescending teenage girls, they think eveyone's an idiot.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Ultimatum on December 15, 2008, 01:07:34 pm
 
At Pat,then should'nt his name be Kenosissy  ;D
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on December 15, 2008, 01:13:47 pm
(http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/8251/pedobear5rg8.png)
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Gorman Conall on December 15, 2008, 01:14:25 pm
Aw quit being a bunch of bullies.

Maybe call Kendra? hehehe
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Inkling on December 15, 2008, 01:18:51 pm
I've got it, she's Kenogal!
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Plank of Wood on December 15, 2008, 01:19:39 pm
I've got it, she's Kenogal!

Sounds like a kind of pokemon. ;)
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Ultimatum on December 15, 2008, 01:32:56 pm
Nah she's a Digimon,Kenobrogirlmon!
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Veraal on December 15, 2008, 02:01:06 pm
Woah..
I thought you was a girl the whole time!
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Kenobro on December 16, 2008, 02:34:46 pm
Woah..
I thought you was a girl the whole time!
\

Are you being serious, or sarcastic?
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on December 16, 2008, 02:52:49 pm
Seriastic, he's being seriastic!
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Andrew Ryan on December 16, 2008, 03:09:56 pm
Everyone on the forums a guy until proven a girl, no questions asked.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Veraal on December 16, 2008, 04:00:58 pm
LadyM?
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Andrew Ryan on December 16, 2008, 04:02:32 pm
Proven in her name.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: eropS on December 16, 2008, 04:35:48 pm
Actually im pretty sure Pat posted a picture of him and her.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Didero on December 17, 2008, 12:57:40 am
Actually im pretty sure Pat posted a picture of him and her.
So now Patman's a girl, and LadyM a guy?
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Veraal on December 17, 2008, 03:05:26 am
Actually im pretty sure Pat posted a picture of him and her.

Shemale.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: LadyM on December 18, 2008, 05:59:19 am
Funny when put with the one above
I am a man.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Yannick on December 18, 2008, 12:00:05 pm
Tell that to all the people who have been killed, raped,or involved in a drunk driving accident because of someone being drunk.

Worst advice I've ever been given in my life.
hehe
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Veraal on December 20, 2008, 08:23:12 am
Allah said "Yes! By Allah! YES!!!"?
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Doctor Z on December 20, 2008, 11:37:45 am
Sweeeeeeet.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on December 20, 2008, 03:12:22 pm
What are you talking about?
You. Your the forums bitch...

Isn't that cute? Andrew Ryan thinks he can pass his role onto others.

Whose adorable?

You.

Yes you are. Oh yes you are. *incoherent babbling* -coo!

(http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/584/catproximityoj1.png)
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Andrew Ryan on December 20, 2008, 03:20:26 pm
Are you saying I am a bitch too?

I HATE YOU TOO NOW!!!  >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Neoadept on December 20, 2008, 03:23:20 pm
Aw.  It almost sounds like words, doesn't it?
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Andrew Ryan on December 20, 2008, 03:24:10 pm
Aw.  It almost sounds like words, doesn't it?

I HATE YOU TOO NEOADAPT!!! I HATE EVERYONE HERE!!! I HATE YOU ALL!!!

*Runs away*
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Plank of Wood on December 20, 2008, 03:30:45 pm
Aw.  It almost sounds like words, doesn't it?

I HATE YOU TOO NEOADAPT!!! I HATE EVERYONE HERE!!! I HATE YOU ALL!!!

*Runs away*

(http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/1474/heavyfacetbjd5.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

"Cry some more!"
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Andrew Ryan on December 20, 2008, 05:36:22 pm
*Cry's some more*
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Veraal on December 20, 2008, 06:52:03 pm
Spell Check some more.

...

I'll leave.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Yuu on December 21, 2008, 09:09:57 pm
They forgot to add the sewage treatment plant and the ocean and the fish and the fertilizers.

Those aren't natural.  Duh.  Except the fish, but that wasn't the point.

Wait, oceans are man made?

Yes, we've been lying to you all this time. We are actualy a colony on a planet made from nearby astroids. All the wars, history and everything before  you was born is made up so you can live in a dream world because we all love you :3
Oh.


Carry on.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Andrew Ryan on December 22, 2008, 12:41:01 pm
Guns aren't like gravity or sunshine, they're not something that just has to be there.

Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Grazony on December 23, 2008, 01:38:19 pm
You're raping your own childhood, fool!
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Yuu on December 30, 2008, 08:43:08 am
Ikariam had random bits of German and a page to buy crap but that didn't stop half of us idiots from playing. Go play, Kaizer.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Grazony on December 30, 2008, 10:12:11 pm
My vagina hurts. :(
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Didero on January 07, 2009, 05:36:50 am
*Existentialism Operandi:  I Know, But I've Decided Not To Care!*

*It's Super Effective!*
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Andrew Ryan on January 13, 2009, 05:57:39 pm
.....*reads veraals post*.........*sips soda*......ZOMBIE BEAR!!!
Zombie bears, Colbert would freak.
And then they can be used as epic mounts.  Bam, zombie bear calvery.
with a mounted mini-gun!

Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Inkling on January 14, 2009, 03:18:03 pm
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh153/Not_Inkling/cryingbear.jpg)
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Veraal on January 15, 2009, 12:37:18 am
Oh, I see.  How pathetic of him.

Heroin is the drug, pronounced the same though.  Easy to mix up.

Yes, we know what heroin is.

Damn these condescending teenage girls, they think eveyone's an idiot.

Remember this?

Pretty much that entire discussion was great.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on January 15, 2009, 06:22:24 am
Start here... (http://www.gamingsteve.com/blab/index.php?topic=15391.msg659820#msg659820)

And keep reading for several posts. It does SmileyMan proud.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Cobra on January 15, 2009, 02:33:21 pm
Good topic that always makes me wish I had a tablet, and drawing skills.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Grazony on January 15, 2009, 08:37:18 pm
*Looks down at bowl of red M&Ms*

*Checks meal log for past decade*

This may not have been a good idea...

This made me laugh hard for some reason.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: DarkDragon on January 15, 2009, 09:48:15 pm
Did you know that M&Ms Colouring powder (the thing that gives M&Ms their color) is made of small crushed bugs? (at least the red ones are)
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Inkling on January 16, 2009, 08:15:06 am
Tasty, tasty bugs.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Grazony on January 16, 2009, 01:57:41 pm
Then I got raped by 4 tanks, onscreen



At the same bloody time.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Yannick on January 16, 2009, 02:00:01 pm
I CAN DIE A HAPPY MAN NOW.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Haseri on January 17, 2009, 02:51:01 am
I CAN DIE A HAPPY MAN NOW.

Good. Please turn to your window now, so the snipers know who they are shooting at.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Yannick on January 17, 2009, 05:06:43 am
I CAN DIE A HAPPY MAN NOW.

Good. Please turn to your window now, so the snipers know who they are shooting at.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Andrew Ryan on January 18, 2009, 12:47:02 am
Arnold Shwatsanager (Or however you spell it) is a tank cosplaying as a govenenor.

OFC FTW!!!
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Kenobro on January 18, 2009, 08:08:07 am
Good topic that always makes me wish I had a tablet, and drawing skills.

I have a tablet, no drawing skills.  But with software it makes it so you can have real photos into painted pictures.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Yannick on January 21, 2009, 05:18:14 am
I came at the Godzilla one!
Ripped out of context completely
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Grazony on January 21, 2009, 06:01:01 am
YES! FINALLY! C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!
*has seizure*
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Axelgear on January 21, 2009, 07:14:47 am
... How's that a combo breaker? People have to say the same thing in a row repeatedly...
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Axelgear on January 21, 2009, 07:40:54 am
Worse THAN other people.





 ;D
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Andrew Ryan on January 21, 2009, 07:41:30 am
I think it's now I proper time to use the word "Worser".
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Grazony on January 21, 2009, 11:49:08 am
... How's that a combo breaker? People have to say the same thing in a row repeatedly...

I was being silly. ;) Also another funny post.

Zeh-bra! ZEH-BRAH!
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Veraal on January 26, 2009, 04:37:10 pm
And also makes your computer suck even more

 >:(
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on January 27, 2009, 05:39:15 pm
Just adding to the cornography

(http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/1821/cornplanexz8.jpg)

-Lego



Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Grazony on January 27, 2009, 08:05:21 pm
A... B... D...

DAMNIT.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Yuu on January 28, 2009, 06:44:26 am
Oh great... another mysterious cloaked figure with white hair and scars walking through the desert. That's like our tenth one just in this part alone, right?
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Haseri on February 01, 2009, 04:50:47 am
He's got you there lurk, oh mighty and ill defined transcendental energy being!
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Yuu on February 01, 2009, 06:37:56 am
I demand that anyone who hasn't done so yet draw a Yoshi.

(http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/5859/huyouyuoshiux7.png)

 ;D



(http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/4607/atariyoshihg1.png) I drew Yoshi hes the guy in the Top Left Corner

 :D
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Haseri on February 01, 2009, 12:18:20 pm
It is funny that none of you have even mentioned the man on the ground who is being severely beaten.

I love you guys.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Grazony on February 01, 2009, 12:35:03 pm
Also, slap that girl's ass. We're a god, we can do whatever we damn well please.

 :D
Edit:
Ah yes stalkers. Last one I dealt with I left a live 357 magnum round on his windshield wiper with a note that read "You keep following her and these might start following you." He called the cops on me (he guessed it was me).
-Lego

That is the most awesome way of dealing with that situation I've ever heard.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Andrew Ryan on February 12, 2009, 07:37:45 am
I get the rest of the plan, but what's with the super soakers?

Supersoakers give jockeys seizures. They can't abide water, they can only drink champagne or pure, liquid chocolate.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Grazony on February 15, 2009, 03:22:54 pm
family friendly forum.

When I see this, I think of a smiling family sitting around a pc...
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Veraal on February 17, 2009, 01:25:19 pm
I can feel that.

Taken out of context.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Skyward on February 17, 2009, 01:27:22 pm
I feel like I have ADD and time is going by real slow.

Use you're power to fight crime!
I Lol'd :D
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Saganmaineiac on February 17, 2009, 04:20:03 pm
Ken Griffy's grotesquely swollen jaw!

Steve Sax and his run in with the laaaw!

...
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on February 17, 2009, 06:19:53 pm
70 posts? How the douche did you get that already? Slow down boy!
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Skyward on February 17, 2009, 06:39:27 pm
uh...Pat, i think you mean deuce, not douche :P
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Veraal on February 17, 2009, 06:40:33 pm
This ain't the off topic pottic.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on February 17, 2009, 07:04:46 pm
uh...Pat, i think you mean deuce, not douche :P

No I said douche intentionally.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Saganmaineiac on February 17, 2009, 07:11:27 pm
STOP CALLING PEOPLE DOUCHE BAGS!! it's rude! >:(
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Yannick on February 18, 2009, 12:48:31 pm
Well hey, if Yannick does it then the transitive property says I'd be doing it too.
Hah



Nobody cares. Also: Saganmaineiac = SM as acronym.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Andrew Ryan on February 18, 2009, 03:04:33 pm
STOP CALLING PEOPLE DOUCHE BAGS!! it's rude! >:(

Because people flipping out on internet forums is mildly amusing.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Oviraptor on February 18, 2009, 03:47:13 pm
In the new version she isn't wearing panties.

What, no?
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: LadyM on February 19, 2009, 02:23:13 pm
Am I the only one that intentionally rick rolls myself?
Is that what they're calling it these days?
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Gorman Conall on February 20, 2009, 01:47:10 am
These two posts had me in tears.

I was once hit in the face by a shuttlecock, a football, and a pigeon. All in the space of less than an hour.

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET IMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAA DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.

And then as i was posting this i read them in sequence and was in tears again. :D
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Grazony on February 20, 2009, 01:55:53 am
Hah! I remember one time, me and a bud were at the swings at school in recess. some seventh graders came over and wanted the swings, me being a third grader then jumped off because i didn't want to fight at that time, but my friend stayed on his own swing, refusing to let go.

the seventh graders spun him around and around, after a while, he started puking.

it was hilarious, puke was spewed in a ring around the swings and at the seventh graders, it was glorious.

And yet, another time I let a wasp land on my hand, and it jsut sorta hung out there for awhile, just chillin'. I named it Bob.

I just burst out laughing after reading those two.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Putspooza on February 20, 2009, 03:49:02 am
Scouts! *boink*
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Blarg on February 20, 2009, 09:25:20 pm
And yet, another time I let a wasp land on my hand, and it jsut sorta hung out there for awhile, just chillin'. I named it Bob.

I just burst out laughing after reading those two.

Wait, I said something funny? That's new.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Grazony on February 21, 2009, 03:59:19 am
Scum of the ****ing earth.  Seriously, hes a horrible excuse for a human being.  I actually have no idea who he is, but I'm probably right.  Anyone who likes the cookie monster that much is not to be trusted.


Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Kenobro on February 21, 2009, 04:49:34 am
Spammers are people too.  Unless they're robots in which case I'd probably like them better.

(Grey preview box is gray)

Made me chuckle for some reason.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Veraal on February 22, 2009, 06:30:34 am
let you grab his rod and use it against him.
O.o
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Null on February 22, 2009, 09:01:03 am
You're introspective, as am I, as are most people who end up here for some reason. We seem to attract people who think deep, think long, and get lost in thought.
We seem to be attracting people with illnesses.

I laughed.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Grazony on February 22, 2009, 09:29:10 am
Alternatively, the hookers fall from the sky, you have mind-blowing orgies, but it leaves you with every STD known to man, including pregnency.
It amazed me.

Damn that cat.

What the **** do I do?
Threesome with F & G. Post pics. Become an internet pornstar. You'll be set up for life, or at least until the STD's kick in.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Andrew Ryan on February 26, 2009, 07:27:22 am
Happy birthday Darth Grievi! May all your wishes come true.
What if she wishes you were dead?

Then by God I hope it comes true!

Patman has never been more cruel...
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Oviraptor on March 04, 2009, 04:24:36 pm
Titties!

You are the coolest mod ever.

You are the weirdest conservative I have ever seen.

Who said that being politically conservative means that you can't consider immature talk about boobies cool in a mod?
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Didero on March 06, 2009, 12:58:10 am
So... how old are you?

Old enough, baby. :-*
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Yuu on March 07, 2009, 11:00:12 pm
You must swim in the big wetness...... God that sounds wrong. >.>

I misread that as "Yes. Do it, Bukkake! Do it!"........

:-*
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Grazony on March 07, 2009, 11:41:52 pm
Again? D*** I am good.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: MetallicDragon on March 07, 2009, 11:58:46 pm
Again? D*** I am good.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Grazony on March 08, 2009, 12:02:31 am
Now you're just being stu........ HHHHOOOOLLLLLYYYYY SSSSSHHHHHHEEEEEEEETTTTTT!!!!! I GOT OVER 4000 POST AND DIDN"T NOTICE!
*cries*
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Yuu on March 08, 2009, 08:18:44 am
There, there...


Here, have another one. :)


Now I updated with Cezanory.

I should note that I'll be busy with updating the Galante and other planets in the Nupis system for quite a while, but I can assure you all that history will come after that.

Someone say my name?
*reads post*
Oh sorry. Please continue.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Tesla on March 08, 2009, 11:38:21 am
Now you're just being stu........ HHHHOOOOLLLLLYYYYY SSSSSHHHHHHEEEEEEEETTTTTT!!!!! I GOT OVER 4000 POST AND DIDN"T NOTICE!
*cries*
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Yannick on March 08, 2009, 11:51:15 am
Stop feeding the ego on that man damnit.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Veraal on March 08, 2009, 11:52:46 am
Stop feeding the ego on that man damnit.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Grazony on March 08, 2009, 11:56:43 am
You're just jealous of me, Yannick.
*glares*
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Yannick on March 08, 2009, 11:57:00 am
Jealous, me?
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Grazony on March 08, 2009, 11:58:12 am
Yes you dammit! Who do you think I was talking to? Steve? Pat? Sam?
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on March 08, 2009, 12:02:56 pm
I heard my name and came running! What's up? Are we talking about me?
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Doctor Z on March 08, 2009, 01:04:12 pm
Yes, about how sexalicious you are.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Null on March 08, 2009, 01:24:01 pm
DoctorZ should stop sending me photos that depict exactly how sexalicious he thinks pat is. For the last time, I don't care. 
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Andrew Ryan on March 08, 2009, 01:25:10 pm
DoctorZ should stop sending me photos that depict exactly how sexalicious he thinks pat is. For the last time, I don't care.

Edit:

I like it.
Keep it.
Kiss it.
Love it.
Sex it.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: /lurk on March 08, 2009, 04:01:24 pm
Technologic.

Technologic.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Andrew Ryan on March 08, 2009, 06:17:32 pm
Supersonik!

Elektronic!
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Yuu on March 08, 2009, 11:08:37 pm
Considering that we can increase our camp as much as we want, with no limit and no chance of anyone noticing it, as well as increasing our defenses for our main base. Do this until we get bored of it, or people start noticing the giant citadel in the mountains.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Grazony on March 09, 2009, 03:13:53 pm
I like Apple but cherry is nice too

Warning - while you were typing 2 new replies have been posted. You may wish to review your post.

Damn I type slow


Warning - while you were typing 2 new replies have been posted. You may wish to review your post.

*growls at stupid hands*




Warning - while you were typing a new reply has been posted. You may wish to review your post.

Eh forget it

Warning - while you were typing a new reply has been posted. You may wish to review your post.

now I'm getting pissed

:D
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Veraal on March 10, 2009, 11:20:37 am
Sweden is bugged

So true!
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Dwight on March 10, 2009, 02:22:30 pm
Sweden won 1st prize for best cheekbones.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Andrew Ryan on March 10, 2009, 03:59:53 pm
Hathor the Eygptian Goddess of sex, drugs and rock n' roll.

Yeah all my knowledge of ancient mythology comes from stargate.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: HanianKnight on March 10, 2009, 06:40:27 pm
Andrew Ryan:
Quote
Great, is every post about Watchmen now going to be about some blue mans penis?
   


DoctorZ:
Quote
Yes.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Dwight on March 10, 2009, 06:42:09 pm
Oh Doctor Z.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: exception on March 10, 2009, 07:50:11 pm
This thread is funest and made me laugh many times
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Yuu on March 11, 2009, 01:17:56 am
I remember when I had a lunch box. I had it for over 4 years and then the beginning of the year I put a banana in it... And it exploded.  :'(

What?

You heard me, I put a banana in it and it exploded.

....why?

How?

Awesome...


This information most not get out to the public. The consequences of such would be hilarious unimaginable.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Yannick on March 11, 2009, 01:16:25 pm
Weed is like, totally chill.

And like, totally Awesome!

And I just bought some!

Oh ****, it's the cops \o
Bwahaha
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Bona Fide Supraman on March 11, 2009, 03:36:58 pm
....I got a post in this thread...

My life on this forum is complete...
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Grazony on March 13, 2009, 09:48:16 pm
Stop necro-pumping, all you noobs. Grah grah grah.
Necro-pumping?!?

 :D
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Yuu on March 13, 2009, 10:30:37 pm
Oh dear...
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Putspooza on March 14, 2009, 09:16:25 am
Stand-alone expansion?  Aren't those just called sequles?

Stand-alone expansion: Same game, animated cleavage.

-Lego

Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Andrew Ryan on March 14, 2009, 12:16:49 pm
STOP RIGHT THERE COMMUNIST SCUM
YOU'VE VIOLATED HUMAN RIGHTS! PAY THE UNITED NATIONS A FINE OR ACCEPT A TREATY. YOUR VASSAL STATES ARE NOW FORFEIGT

I luled.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Yuu on March 16, 2009, 06:37:16 am
Well, if Ovnal gets the sword I'll likely just sell it (since Ovnal is marginally speced to using his mace, and I like it from an RP perspective) and use the cash to buy enchantments for the mace. But obviously that would result in Ovnal having an uneven share, so lets add the sword to the common GP pool. Unless of course Wizard agrees to my audacious plan of having the sword blade somehow stuck into the hilt of the mace to make a dual purpose stabby/smashy tool.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Kenobro on March 16, 2009, 12:02:28 pm
How on Earth is that post the best, or funny for that matter?
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Yannick on March 16, 2009, 12:06:20 pm
Because he's the goddamned krakow, that's why.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Grazony on March 16, 2009, 06:25:22 pm
Oh wow, great spaceship. Do you happen to have the source?
Joss Wheton?


When you see it you will shat brix.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Yuu on March 16, 2009, 08:47:47 pm
How on Earth is that post the best, or funny for that matter?



Unless of course Wizard agrees to my audacious plan of having the sword blade somehow stuck into the hilt of the mace to make a dual purpose stabby/smashy tool.

^^^^^


On par with attacking the "gazebo" in my opinion.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Kenobro on March 17, 2009, 11:44:19 am
I still fail to see the humor.  It's just an OOC thread, really.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Gauphastus on March 17, 2009, 05:55:36 pm
I wasn't aware that posting funny posts required consensus.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on March 17, 2009, 06:06:53 pm
It does. And seeing as I am the only one that may judge what is funny I will let you all know that I am very disappointed.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Legodragonxp on March 17, 2009, 08:23:29 pm
It does. And seeing as I am the only one that may judge what is funny I will let you all know that I am very disappointed.

That's right, 'cause he's the goddamn Patman!

-Lego
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Andrew Ryan on March 17, 2009, 08:36:11 pm
Is she hot?

Yes. Yes she is.
You're not posting pix.
You're not using English.

._.

 :D
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Yuu on March 18, 2009, 01:31:41 am
It does. And seeing as I am the only one that may judge what is funny I will let you all know that I am very disappointed.


He's the Shiz, yo.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Yannick on March 19, 2009, 12:29:07 pm
*slaps*
No.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Didero on March 21, 2009, 04:56:01 am
the last thing i would want to blow up is the booze

"Quick! Smother it with our bodies!"
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Andrew Ryan on March 22, 2009, 06:56:22 pm
I was reasoning myself and accidentally a whole theory of gravitation.
Accidentally what?
a whole theory of gravitation  :P

 :D
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Grazony on March 22, 2009, 08:17:24 pm
They're both naked.
That's no sword...

...It's a space station!

 :D
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Xeno264 on March 22, 2009, 10:08:42 pm
Sloths have claws.

Toes are for people and things that sometimes act like people, like monkeys and americans.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Grazony on March 26, 2009, 03:45:18 pm
Candlejack is definitely the greatest man to ev

Get out.

This made me laugh hard.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Yuu on March 29, 2009, 07:22:59 pm
Please tell me you're British and you did not seriously have a flaming stick in your hand while holding paper?
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Doctor Z on March 29, 2009, 07:41:44 pm
Weeeee!
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Putspooza on March 30, 2009, 03:55:09 am
The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.

Crap, there goes my $20.

-Lego

j/k
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Andrew Ryan on March 30, 2009, 06:36:24 am
Quote
I'm going to put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber
Sounds sexy. :-*

:D
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Gorman Conall on March 30, 2009, 09:28:41 pm
I think SBD's real point is that your girlfriend should play videogames while not wearing pants, and that you should tape this and put it on youtube.
Title: Re: teh best funniest toasts
Post by: Andrew Ryan on April 01, 2009, 04:55:03 pm
Quote from: Veraal link=kilter=927.msg689484#msg689484 date=1238629835
Quote from: Yuu link=kilter=927.msg689120#msg689120 date=1238582859
I, for one, love sausages.




Especially when tehy're deep inside my body.

u're leik so many girls in my school.
:-*

Lol.
Title: Re: teh best funniest toasts
Post by: Dwight on April 01, 2009, 04:58:18 pm
Yay, i made it in the thread, even if it was just an emoticon.
Title: Re: teh best funniest toasts
Post by: Skyward on April 01, 2009, 04:59:19 pm
Quick, chop off his legs, he is not allowed to feel happiness ever!
Title: Re: teh best funniest toasts
Post by: Andrew Ryan on April 01, 2009, 04:59:57 pm
Yay, i made it in teh thread, even if it was just an emoticon.

You were saying?
Title: Re: teh best funniest toasts
Post by: Dwight on April 01, 2009, 05:00:41 pm
*Smug*
Title: Re: teh best funniest toasts
Post by: Andrew Ryan on April 01, 2009, 05:09:02 pm
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y196/dannydude182/smiley-300x300.png)
Title: Re: teh best funniest toasts
Post by: Dwight on April 01, 2009, 05:20:32 pm
(http://i579.photobucket.com/albums/ss234/Irishspartan/smug.jpg)
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: LadyM on April 01, 2009, 05:47:20 pm
(http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n100/GamingLadyM/funnyaprilfools.png)
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Skyward on April 01, 2009, 05:50:46 pm
Lol, spooping.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: smjjames on April 01, 2009, 06:18:38 pm
If we cannot all be moderators, we demand to be let into the moderator forum so we can run around in it with muddy boots on.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Dwight on April 02, 2009, 12:47:28 pm
Lol, spooping.


No matter how recent, it was funny and made me laugh.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: HanianKnight on April 02, 2009, 04:45:59 pm
I vote for sanding him into oblivion.

I'm almost 90% sure that Flamester meant "Sending". But I think this is much funnier.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Andrew Ryan on April 02, 2009, 09:03:28 pm
So Wolverine Origins is pretty good so far.
(http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/2343/youareapirate.jpg)

I luled!  :D
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Mr. Wizard on April 03, 2009, 02:50:11 pm
Quote

<HammerWizard> Me > You
<HammerWizard> :D
<Yossitaru> That's rather subjective
<Celdur> oh yeah?
<Celdur> me isnt > than you
<Celdur> me < you
<Celdur> *****
<Celdur> OH!
<Celdur> >.>



 ;)
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Andrew Ryan on April 03, 2009, 08:22:29 pm
You know what I want?  A gun that shoots guns, which then shoot more of the same, recursively, forever.  Failing that, a catapult version of the same will do.

Becausing a weapon that the whole design is it gives weapons to the the person you are attacking seems like a good idea.

 :D
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Skyward on April 05, 2009, 07:14:41 pm
I'd probably be a total dick of a God at first. Misusing my power and slaughtering and stuff. Then I'd get bored of it and mellow out.

So pretty much the Christian God.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Veraal on April 06, 2009, 05:36:55 pm
That one was pretty funny actually.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Snork on April 10, 2009, 12:01:09 pm
Well, **** this.
Well, I lolled.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Skyward on April 12, 2009, 05:40:54 pm
And to top it all off, the Obama's finally got a dog!  :D

And to top it all off, the Obama's finally got a dawg!  :D
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Yannick on April 13, 2009, 03:39:54 am
No. Try again.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Kenobro on April 13, 2009, 11:55:21 am

I'm currently hearing Rape, classical music, the diolague from an episode of 'Rescue Me", some dumb sitcom, and an opera all at the same time!

His headphones malfunctioned.

(OK, I know it was a typo, but it's still funny)
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Andrew Ryan on April 13, 2009, 01:16:35 pm
Well considering I looked it up afterwords on Google and found out that it's an emergency signal to tell you that your CPU overheating...

 ::)
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Xenomorph on April 20, 2009, 11:30:19 am
With forehead: hhjnhjunhujynujh

With elbows: ghrftasxojhnmyuh7

With feet without looking: Grazony


.....*stares at feet* How the hell?



I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. I feel kinda like you bashed trough my wall out of nowhere talking blabberish.

(http://i560.photobucket.com/albums/ss43/myamyvu/file.gif)
^xenomorph and dndfreak

He's been on a roll lately.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Grazony on April 20, 2009, 05:14:15 pm
Woot!

Edit:
Banana slippers? That makes no scents(cents)(pents)(lents)! He would fall ever time he took a step.
*stupid*

(http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/2567/seec.jpg)

Better.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Haseri on April 21, 2009, 08:39:30 am
Name: Smith Smith
Age: 25
Weapon of choice: Nuclear bear launcher
Skills: Nuclear bear launching, crochet
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on April 21, 2009, 12:50:53 pm
The first page and a half of that topic are brilliant. This was my favorite bit...

Name: Rock T. Layncher
Age: 9001
Weapon of choice: Laser shooting sharks
Skills: Flight, Energy Weapons, Melee

9001 years old? Me noes thinks so. 8)

Name: Rock T. Layncher
Age: 91
Weapon of choice: Laser shooting sharks
Skills: Flight, Energy Weapons, Melee
Fine.

thats better.

*smacks forehead*
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Doctor Z on April 21, 2009, 12:56:45 pm
He's... not over 9000?
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Yannick on April 21, 2009, 02:12:14 pm
A flying cyborg that wields a lasershooting shark versus zombies.

STEAMROLL
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Huckbuck on April 21, 2009, 03:11:10 pm
The first page and a half of that topic are brilliant. This was my favorite bit...

Name: Rock T. Layncher
Age: 9001
Weapon of choice: Laser shooting sharks
Skills: Flight, Energy Weapons, Melee

9001 years old? Me noes thinks so. 8)

Name: Rock T. Layncher
Age: 91
Weapon of choice: Laser shooting sharks
Skills: Flight, Energy Weapons, Melee
Fine.

thats better.

*smacks forehead*

Interesting that being over 9000 years old was to unrealistic, while the Laser shooting sharks didn't cause any problems. Well, I asume you have to draw the line somewhere.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on April 21, 2009, 05:48:20 pm
At least someone here gets it. ::)
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Doctor Z on April 21, 2009, 06:16:31 pm
Who?

Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Grazony on April 21, 2009, 06:39:12 pm
Oh yes! *twitch* The next couple years will (hopefully *twitch*) be bright! WiiWare seems to be coming into its own now and hopefully the core audience *twitch* will become a higher priority now that market saturation *twitch* seems to have been reached in a few places. *twitch* *twitch*

Pure win.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Yuu on April 23, 2009, 07:21:49 am
(http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x30/Zeeky64/ufotanks.png)

For all you Spore forumites who go up here.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Flisch on April 23, 2009, 07:46:52 am
The first page and a half of that topic are brilliant. This was my favorite bit...

Name: Rock T. Layncher
Age: 9001
Weapon of choice: Laser shooting sharks
Skills: Flight, Energy Weapons, Melee

9001 years old? Me noes thinks so. 8)

Name: Rock T. Layncher
Age: 91
Weapon of choice: Laser shooting sharks
Skills: Flight, Energy Weapons, Melee
Fine.

thats better.

*smacks forehead*

Interesting that being over 9000 years old was to unrealistic, while the Laser shooting sharks didn't cause any problems. Well, I asume you have to draw the line somewhere.
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c390/Flisch/captainobvious.jpg)
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on April 23, 2009, 09:33:20 am
BAM! You just got Flisch slapped!
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Grazony on April 23, 2009, 05:09:08 pm
But hey, he does have the right idea by having an "everything" folder. That's totally the way to go with desktops and anyone that says otherwise is wrong.
otherwise.
You're wrong. DEAD wrong!

I luled.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on April 23, 2009, 06:33:49 pm
Celdur and I are kicking it old school. That's how we do it, son!
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Putspooza on April 24, 2009, 08:41:33 am
Is this topic of mine still active?
No.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Gauphastus on April 24, 2009, 10:51:29 am
I saw that.

Made no goddamn sense.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Andrew Ryan on April 24, 2009, 03:10:01 pm
Much like Saganmaineiac himself.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Saganmaineiac on April 24, 2009, 03:26:06 pm
Much like Saganmaineiac himself.
Andy...*whistles* c'mere boy! I got Left4Dead for you to bite on *andy comes over (he is a pooch)*...*SLAP!* "That's what you get for driving me nuts, you mutt!"*picks up a pistol and euthanizes andy, then goes to buy Gec the Gecko from the pet store* "Gec, go eat up Putspooza the Scorpion over there, and I will give you a Gecko Moria doll to play with."

This, my friends, was a half reply/half funny post for y'all! : :-*

Gecko Moria:
(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/onepiece/images/1/18/Geckozilla.PNG)

FTW!!!
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Tesla on April 24, 2009, 03:29:01 pm
whut
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Putspooza on April 24, 2009, 03:50:12 pm
whut

I concur
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Yuu on April 24, 2009, 03:54:54 pm
From what show is that? I'm curious.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: gec05 on April 24, 2009, 04:02:14 pm

This, my friends, was a half reply/half funny post for y'all! : :-*


Eh, no thanks. Try again.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Fink on April 24, 2009, 04:11:11 pm
I concur

Word of the day calendar
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Andrew Ryan on April 24, 2009, 04:17:00 pm
From what show is that? I'm curious.

Looks like One Piece.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Yannick on April 24, 2009, 07:09:55 pm
Back in the cave you go sagan.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Veraal on April 25, 2009, 06:12:21 pm
Poor sag.

I think you should leave.

along with andrew ryan. also, made you look.

Go to the break room, grab something to drink, and go make fun of a Keno.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Huckbuck on April 26, 2009, 07:26:09 am
Why have you gotten so rude Veraal?
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Doctor Z on April 26, 2009, 09:02:44 am
It's Veraal, he's always rude.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Skyward on April 26, 2009, 09:04:22 am
Sagan's odd post.

Lolwut?
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Huckbuck on April 26, 2009, 10:55:35 am
It all began with him stealing Bastardmans avatar.

I wonder where Bastardman went?
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Veraal on April 26, 2009, 10:57:32 am
I have no idea.

*cough*
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Haseri on April 26, 2009, 12:00:13 pm
Hmm, that cough might be a clue...



He contacted contracted got TB!

And Veraal was/is his doctor!
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Null on April 26, 2009, 12:04:34 pm
A Polish special investigator, speaking out anonymously since he was not authorized to speak on the matter, said there is an ongoing investigation into why people leave GS and Veraal  is implicated in about 85% of those cases.

You'd better watch your back, Veraal.

The Polish are onto you.

Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Yannick on April 26, 2009, 12:44:40 pm
And owls, because we suspect you're simon cowell.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Veraal on April 28, 2009, 04:32:00 pm
The Polish are onto you.

...

Krakow.



Anyway.

I'm not one to pick on grammar.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Kenobro on April 28, 2009, 04:39:16 pm
Couldn't you have edited?

And about my post:  How is that funny?  I just said that I'm not a grammar freak like you are sometimes( not so much any more). 

And referring to my post in the off topic... topic, that's what I mean.  Every time I make a post it ends up here.  I used to be proud of it but now I realize that I'm just being made to look like an idiot by my mistakes, and sometimes I don't even make a mistake and up here.

The posts at the start of this thread were hilarious, but I haven't laughed at any of the posts in here in at least a page(disregarding the whole posts from the RP).
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Veraal on April 28, 2009, 04:49:15 pm
Editing screwed up, sorry about that one.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Kenobro on April 28, 2009, 04:50:48 pm
Ah, it's ok.

Sorry, I'm letting off steam.  I don't normally act like this.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Skyward on April 28, 2009, 04:55:14 pm
Snorting Jell-O really helps to relieve the stress!
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Saganmaineiac on April 28, 2009, 04:57:17 pm
Snorting Jell-O really helps to relieve the stress!
dude. take off your christmas cap. we don't want winter anymore in Gamingsteveland.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Kenobro on April 28, 2009, 04:58:26 pm
*sigh*

Snorting coffee beans is much better!  Plus, it doesn't land one in the hospital!  (From what I've done so far).


(See what i did there?  I turned a potentially serious lecture into a silly post.  That's what I mean when people act stupid compared to silly.)
Warning - while you were typing a new reply has been posted. You may wish to review your post.

Okay Sagan, everyone's talked of his hat.  And nobody cares.  Was that even related?
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Skyward on April 28, 2009, 05:01:25 pm
Sorry to go further off topic, but would a serious lecture really be in order for that?  ::)
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Doctor Z on April 28, 2009, 05:12:35 pm
Yes.


Yes. It. Would.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Yannick on April 30, 2009, 02:06:20 pm
I love you guys.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on April 30, 2009, 02:07:47 pm
dude. take off your christmas cap. we don't want winter anymore in Gamingsteveland.

He can't! Don't you people understand that?
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: LadyM on May 01, 2009, 12:25:06 pm
Snorting Jell-O really helps to relieve the stress!
dude. take off your christmas cap. we don't want winter anymore in Gamingsteveland.
Mind your own avatar Sagan, he can have whatever he wants.

Zip it!
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Grazony on May 01, 2009, 01:45:19 pm
Rape solves all problems.
Even having community service duty at an old folk's home?
Yes. You'll be out of there in no time.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Gorman Conall on May 03, 2009, 09:01:52 pm
Yannick reminds me of Chad Warden.
That better be a compliment.

EDIT: Screw you Veraal.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Gauphastus on May 03, 2009, 09:02:44 pm
Hah, I saw that one earlier.
It was pretty silly.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Null on May 03, 2009, 10:23:45 pm
Huh. That actually is quite funny.

I suppose this is the appropriate place for it.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Veraal on May 04, 2009, 08:26:38 am
Excerpt from the Amazing Adventure:

NO MORE RAPE!!!!

Completely sane place.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Yannick on May 07, 2009, 12:11:20 pm
I hear that political science is a great major for godless bipolar crazy people.  Or sociology, they're probably all whackos, too.

I'm home.
Hahaha
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Veraal on May 09, 2009, 08:36:58 am
Why yes, It's right here. (http://www.gamingsteve.com/blab/index.php?topic=2966.msg701281#msg701281)

(http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii120/Brandonazz/mad-spidey.jpg)
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Grazony on May 26, 2009, 11:21:28 pm
Not the flat earth society! They're the Illuminati to my Tom Hanks! The Nazis to my Indiana Jones, if you will! The Khan to my Kirk!

The Nero to your Spock?

SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!!!

Made lol for a bit.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: martyk on May 27, 2009, 06:06:22 am
Not the flat earth society! They're the Illuminati to my Tom Hanks! The Nazis to my Indiana Jones, if you will! The Khan to my Kirk!

The Nero to your Spock?

SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!!!

Made lol for a bit.

Made me lol for a lot
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Veraal on May 27, 2009, 06:35:06 am
I don't get it.

Explain.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Daxx on May 27, 2009, 06:37:07 am
It would be more amusing if it were the right way round.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Andrew Ryan on May 27, 2009, 03:14:02 pm
I've raped some people as spy and pyro with froman a minute ago :D Twas fun.

excuse me this game, Team Fortress 2 by Valve Software, does not feature sexual content of any nature and i must ask you to analyse your experiences to make sure you did not remember this incorrectly gaming steve forum poster yannick

Lol!  :D
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Yannick on May 30, 2009, 09:01:23 am
Why do they have 6 fingers?
Hiroshima.


Snork is a winner.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: MetallicDragon on May 30, 2009, 11:22:48 am
Anyway yeh, here's a bit of advice for you.

Advi.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Bona Fide Supraman on May 30, 2009, 01:10:59 pm
Hey, my first quote in here.

I feel so.....happy....

Though I did steal it from sickipedia...
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Skyward on May 30, 2009, 02:11:07 pm
YOU INFIDEL!
HOW DARE YOU!
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Dwight on May 30, 2009, 06:39:19 pm
A jihad upon you head.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: eropS on May 31, 2009, 02:43:14 pm
The diagram we should all be checking is this one:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v670/SemperTyranusGuild/triangle.jpg)

In context made me lol
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Dwight on May 31, 2009, 06:30:22 pm
Lipstick on monkeys!

Not something Brandonazz I think would say. Why did he say it? I don't know.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Andrew Ryan on June 13, 2009, 10:28:04 am
Simply the idea of roasting to death simply by touching one invokes feelings of sheer awesome.

Nice one man.  :D
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Met on June 16, 2009, 07:51:47 am
Just like [with] any other vermin, [use] cats! Say goodbye to your frame rate if you don't watch their breeding though.
I just stuff every kitten that's ever born into a cage.
What a waste of cages.
One cage.

In the Dwarf Fortress thread.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Didero on June 18, 2009, 12:39:50 am
Are you even listening to a word I'm saying, Brandonazz?

Not really.  :)
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Brandonazz on June 18, 2009, 12:45:12 am
Lipstick on monkeys!

Not something Brandonazz I think would say. Why did he say it? I don't know.

Pat is the only person that will ever know.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on June 18, 2009, 08:19:00 am
It's true.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: eropS on June 19, 2009, 12:16:15 am
(http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f53/flabe/1Left.png)
(http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n125/Krakowsam/yeaaaah.png)
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Grazony on June 19, 2009, 06:59:10 pm
*Gets freaky anime trap*

*inserts genitals*

EDIT: IN THE VENDING MACHINE

Made me laugh for about 3 minutes. No joke.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Didero on June 20, 2009, 05:21:44 am
I can live without [internet] for up to 30 hours. :)
Could you, please?
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Veraal on June 20, 2009, 06:02:01 am
Made me smile.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Cow on June 20, 2009, 01:31:26 pm
Please, [Insert deity here], no.
Polytheists would find that offensive.  :P

Made me chuckle for about 30 seconds, which is good by my standards. I'm a humorless bastard.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: omegatripod on June 20, 2009, 02:02:32 pm
(http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x30/Zeeky64/AcidicSoak.png)
(http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n125/Krakowsam/hgraaarbl.png)
(http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/7598/lookwater.jpg)
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Putspooza on June 20, 2009, 02:09:01 pm
You're late.

By 3 months
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Veraal on June 20, 2009, 02:42:01 pm
So what?
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Xeno264 on June 24, 2009, 01:51:12 am
But isn't that the main purpose of all life? To create more of itself?
Except for pandas.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Flisch on June 24, 2009, 06:43:32 am
I have made it into this thread...



... My life is complete.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Putspooza on June 24, 2009, 03:08:24 pm
Wait, Spike Pedo?

>.>

Gotta make some new names, man.

I lol'd
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Skyward on June 26, 2009, 05:58:19 am
Ok, Pat, you may be correct in saying that worms 3d is ok. I don't know. But look in your heart and tell me, is worms 3d FUNKY enough to be a globetrotter included on this list?
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Hammerman58 on June 26, 2009, 11:00:46 am

(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q234/larimix/wiiwouldliketoplayXD.jpg)
I'm curious as to where the end of the nunchuck is
It's up her sweet underage ass.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Grazony on June 28, 2009, 12:52:27 pm
EDIT: and I am spawning in the floor for Beyon part 1.
Well it's just a preview, you're not meant to beat it just yet.
And Maxis really needs to fix building collision issues. NPCs are to stupid to walk on them.
No, I am spawning in the floor :P

...... So many jokes come to mind.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Putspooza on June 28, 2009, 06:08:13 pm
CTHUUULLLHUUUUUU
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Yannick on July 06, 2009, 08:48:26 am
one is commanding the elements through training ones body and mind the other one is shooting yourself up with heroin to shoot bees out of your hand
This made me laugh for a bit.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Putspooza on July 09, 2009, 07:44:19 am
(http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/5671/gecc.png) (http://img194.imageshack.us/i/gecc.png/)

Gec should totally use this as his avatar
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: gec05 on July 09, 2009, 06:11:47 pm
Hm, No.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Great Distance on July 10, 2009, 01:45:21 am
Gec should totally use this as his avatar

Why friend, the image is obviously far too unintelligent of an avatar to be used by a serious poster like Gec. As you can see that the purpose of what we can only be described as the most unintelligent image is solely to mock the person in question, you should realise why it should make a most undesirable avatar for him.



Prfurubruhtrulutuluplfuubprulhuurbuflurultrupflhurbptrluphluu
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Saganmaineiac on July 14, 2009, 09:42:12 am
From Grazony:
Don't you mean Midwest?
And nope I live toward the east near the capital of America. Which is Topeka! 


...... No wait. I meant London. No that isn't right either..... Tokyo? Santiago? Jerusalem? Ulaanbaatar? Brasilia? Darwin 4?
*many days later*
Patman's arse? Inkling's nose? STEVE'S FACE?! *twitch*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*passes out*
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Veraal on July 14, 2009, 03:17:12 pm
Sagan, let's have a little talk.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Grazony on July 14, 2009, 03:50:44 pm
Bioshock 1 is worth it just for the power to shoot bees out of your hands.

They're promising BS2 will have plasmid combination, and that all plasmids will be combinable...

Fire Bees, Ice Bees, Shock Bees, Bee Trap, Rage Bees, Security Bees, Bee Dummy.

Did I miss any?

Edit: Telekinebees!
By god, I need this game.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Snork on July 18, 2009, 03:26:02 pm
That's it, no more drugs for you, Yannick.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Yannick on July 19, 2009, 01:38:06 pm
Your entire existence and constant badgering for people to update makes entire litters of puppies cry every day.
Grats man, that one was pretty cool.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Snork on July 19, 2009, 01:43:08 pm
Kenobro, you've just proven yourself now.
Welcome to Gaming Steve :D
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on July 19, 2009, 01:54:31 pm
He proved himself long ago, but it's good to give credit where credit is due. Nice comeback, Keno.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Snork on July 19, 2009, 02:39:08 pm
He proved himself long ago.
Hmmm.
I was kidding about that, but now I'm interested. Btw, I hope Kenobro didn't find this offensive :(
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on July 19, 2009, 02:44:10 pm
Kenobro has taken a lot of crap from pretty much all of us and he's still here. Did he ask for some of the trouble he got? Absolutely. But for the most part he got treated unfairly but has still persevered. That's proving yourself right there.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Yannick on July 19, 2009, 02:48:14 pm
I do not like the fact he has become a bitter ball of sarcasm on occasions though. I prefer his cheery side.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Kenobro on July 19, 2009, 02:51:27 pm
Perhaps it is because of how I am treated when I am on my "cheery side", as you put it, that I no longer am particularly "cheery", mostly because there is not much to be cheery about.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Skyward on July 19, 2009, 03:14:29 pm
I think Kenobro is a pretty cool guy, he puts up with crap and doesn't afraid of anything.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on July 19, 2009, 03:37:35 pm
If you're not happy here, why stay here? That's not very logical. You've gotta do what makes you happy.


**EDIT**
Surely there's something here that makes you happy, right? Why would you stick around if not for something you like. Try to think of the positives.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Skyward on July 19, 2009, 04:03:20 pm
I don't even understand why he gets so much crap...
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on July 19, 2009, 04:24:33 pm
Well here's my reasoning. Sorry Keno, but you've had it said to you before. You post in topics at random telling people that they're doing stuff wrong and then correcting them. Of course they're gonna get pissed off at you before long. You're being a busybody and nobody likes that. You say that you're being negative because you get so much crap... but its that negative attitude that makes people dislike you.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Saganmaineiac on July 19, 2009, 04:26:20 pm
I agree.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: eropS on July 19, 2009, 05:01:49 pm
Yes, and you Sagan...

Man there isn't a character limit large enough for you.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on July 19, 2009, 05:06:07 pm
 :P

Don't mistake my intentions. I mean, it wouldn't be right to keep you in the dark about why people respond the way they do. Just trying to offer some light in the darkness.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Putspooza on July 19, 2009, 05:09:26 pm
I think Kenobro is a pretty cool guy, he puts up with crap and doesn't afraid of anything.

Keno, put that in your sig >.>
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Doctor Z on July 19, 2009, 05:36:16 pm
Yes, and you Sagan...

Man there isn't a character limit large enough for you.

Yes, I know it's in the thread already.

But srsly.

o.o
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Saganmaineiac on July 19, 2009, 06:04:11 pm
Yes, and you Sagan...

Man there isn't a character limit large enough for you.
...I am surrounded by enemies :-[
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Legodragonxp on July 19, 2009, 06:30:59 pm
Yes, and you Sagan...

Man there isn't a character limit large enough for you.
...I am surrounded by enemies :-[

Look at it this way, you now have a wide variety of shot selection.

-Lego
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Saganmaineiac on July 19, 2009, 06:41:48 pm
cool! I'll go PM all of my enemies with Teletubbies! ;D
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: gec05 on July 19, 2009, 06:47:28 pm
It's one bad idea after another with you, isn't it Sagan?

I don't see how spreading your animosity around will keep you from getting banned, so I suggest you stop.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: eropS on July 19, 2009, 06:56:59 pm
Woo! I made it into the thread, and by a comment i made in the thread no less! I can die happy now.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Cobra on July 19, 2009, 08:19:55 pm
Ok I'm going to say on topic from now on please. If you aint quoting hilarious posts from other members. Head somewhere else, I hear the off topic topic is a good place for off topic discussion.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on July 20, 2009, 08:26:36 pm
*Eats both pills*
Nyom. Purple pill is yummy.

 :)
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Cyst on July 20, 2009, 09:17:11 pm
*Eats both pills*
Nyom. Purple pill is yummy.

 :)
:o That is me  :o
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on July 20, 2009, 09:18:31 pm
Don't ruin it! :P
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Cyst on July 20, 2009, 09:20:56 pm
*Zips lips and never speaks of it again*
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on July 22, 2009, 09:08:37 am
They're making a warcraft movie?  Is there some way for me to buy negative tickets?

Fantastic!
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Snork on July 22, 2009, 04:11:19 pm
I think I saw Kaizer on TF2

I saw a bird flying in the sky once.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Andrew Ryan on July 26, 2009, 10:23:57 pm
I finally have a girlfriend; but my dad is forcing me to spend my entire summer at various camps across the country and she doesn't ever access her email during the summer and I don't know her phone number so I can't even communicate with her when I'm in the breaks between camps.  ;(
Facebook. It cures both the plague and the problem you have.
Gun. It cures your puny and meaningless life.
Living with it. It cures nothing, but its the simplest way to go.
Cowbell. It's the only prescription.
Pr0n, it's convenient and fits in a small booklet. Plus, you can look at it anytime you want!  ;D
Sometimes I wonder if this thread has truly been helpful at all. :P

Wow...
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Yannick on July 27, 2009, 01:45:14 am
That thread was super helpful.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Veraal on July 27, 2009, 05:40:08 am
We are super helpful.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Putspooza on July 29, 2009, 04:43:39 am
When we see grenades in TF2, I'll eat my own foot.

(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh153/Not_Inkling/tf2soldier.jpg)

*hands Kishmond a hacksaw and a cookbook*
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Skyward on July 29, 2009, 05:47:27 am
I was just about to post that :(
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on July 29, 2009, 02:24:32 pm
Watched Apocalypse Now and Fightclub today.

Nice flicks.

You, sir, have culture.

So does bacteria.
-Lego
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Andrew Ryan on July 29, 2009, 02:29:40 pm
Touche...

Touche....
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Yannick on July 31, 2009, 08:38:25 am
http://www.gamingsteve.com/blab/index.php?topic=2966.1755

That page, starting from my post to the last post talking about grass. I was laughing at every new post about the grass =D
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Saganmaineiac on August 05, 2009, 12:41:32 pm
Can we Continue?
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: LadyM on August 05, 2009, 01:00:27 pm
Ok I'm going to say on topic from now on please. If you aint quoting hilarious posts from other members. Head somewhere else, I hear the off topic topic is a good place for off topic discussion.

See above.

@Sagan Please stop posting random comments.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: martyk on August 05, 2009, 01:07:26 pm
Sagan, just who do you think you are? Man, you've only been here for a few months. Pats got years seniority on you. Only he can make winnAr sigs. 

Says the person who gave himself a winner sig(before you had a real one that is).
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Kenobro on August 05, 2009, 01:08:15 pm
What's this, the 4th time I've ended up here?  Neat.

Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Veraal on August 05, 2009, 01:28:54 pm
I've lost count.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Yannick on August 05, 2009, 01:30:01 pm
People count?
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Brandonazz on August 05, 2009, 03:28:41 pm
You don't.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Veraal on August 05, 2009, 03:30:10 pm
I stopped.



I hate that my attention span is getting worse. I mean
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Putspooza on August 05, 2009, 05:48:54 pm
Get a wacom tablet.
One can draw good stuff without one. Though Tablets do help.
Kafuka looks just wrong.

*pic*

That is a Kafuka.

Get a tablet.
Hey Veraal, tablets aren't everything you know.
Apparently, they ARE everything he knows.

I am of course referring to the Doc's post as the funny one.


EDIT:

*giant chart of names of various drugs*

Don't think of it like a chart, think of it like a checklist.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Yannick on August 11, 2009, 06:28:51 am
Of course not.

You really are the biggest, most flaming ball of gas we have around here, Patman.
I lol'd
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Grazony on August 17, 2009, 07:08:34 pm
Obscene pelvic thrusting.


She'll get the hint eventually.
This. And don't forget to moan.

This always works. Seriously, studies have shown that even a minor gyration can cause you to at least double your chances of succeeding in wooing a woman...girl...female. It doesn't even matter what you say, they just nod their head and agree.  Usually with an expression like this. :o

You're all terrible people and I'm ashamed to know you.

I lul'd
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Grangan on August 17, 2009, 07:48:08 pm
That's why I don't come to this thread for advice.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Andrew Ryan on August 19, 2009, 05:14:51 pm
retarded dbz character. :(
Redundancy is redundant.

Lulz...  :D
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Snork on August 22, 2009, 04:33:20 pm
(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff318/Grazony/Yannick.jpg)
HE SAYS HE HAS CANDY GUYS! COME ON!
This really made me laugh.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Kenotai on August 22, 2009, 04:41:48 pm
I knew it.  When I clicked on this link, I thought to myself "it's going to be something sexual."  Thanks for proving me right.  Man, this place has gone downhill it seems in that department.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Snork on August 22, 2009, 04:52:28 pm
Hey, it's Grazony and Yannick Involved, you know those two and their crazy ways.
Plus, I found it funny because of the Cliff-Racer, being a Morrowind fan. They do worse things in-game.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Yannick on August 23, 2009, 06:15:50 am
They do things more violent than rape? Dear god man, you're making me want to play Morrowind less and less.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Snork on August 23, 2009, 06:41:44 am
Yes.
The one thing worse than rape is more rape at the same time.
Six Cliff-Racers gang attacking you at the same time. Common sight in MW.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Andrew Ryan on August 24, 2009, 01:09:06 pm
I will be uploading my vacation pics tomorrow  ;)
Hot.
I know. I Guarantee you they are.
I meant the temperature. Because it's summer. Please don't show us your 'private' pictures.

Wow...
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Yannick on August 24, 2009, 01:21:49 pm
That wasn't really that funny...
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Veraal on August 24, 2009, 01:36:56 pm
OH GOD I LAUGHEFDFDFGG

You're a funny guy, Yannick.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Yannick on August 24, 2009, 01:38:43 pm
Oh Veraal your crazy Bulgarian.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Grazony on August 28, 2009, 05:08:00 pm
*Distant sound of Rickrolling*

Little girl: "They say every time you hear Never Gonna Give You Up, an internet angel gets his high-speed wireless connection.

Krakow Sam "Adda boy Pat!"

*Fade to credits while MIDI version of Old Lang Syn plays*
Never do that again.

Never.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Putspooza on August 30, 2009, 12:58:02 am
Start griping to YAHWEH about painful superfluous rib and sexual frustration.

Edit:

Time Master, don't be daft. The crocodile is our friend, and we have dominion over him, and all the other beasts of the field, fowls of the air, fishes of the water, crawly things that crawleth, slimy things that slimeth and lurky things that lurketh.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Snork on August 30, 2009, 06:12:25 am
Yes. Brandonass certainly looks like a girl. :P
That's Brendanazz for you.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Krakow Sam on August 30, 2009, 06:50:04 am
Hey! I got three in a row.

Sweet.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Plank of Wood on August 31, 2009, 02:18:25 pm
Well, hi there! i am Xeno and i am very Hawt. i will allow you to do stuff to me and let me sit on your lap.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Grazony on September 01, 2009, 12:16:34 pm
*dndfreak's theme song*
;D
I officially hate the new kid.
I think you're a good friend too, dndfreak.
Bwahaha, the troll is getting trolled.

I laughed. Hard. In a library. I got into to so much trouble. But it was worth it.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Kenobro on September 01, 2009, 12:18:50 pm
That was actually quite ingenuous that topic.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Gorman Conall on September 04, 2009, 11:15:43 pm
Why not try running at him full blast, and hitting his testicles with your shoulder?
But that only works if you're a midget.

I don't know why but i found those two posts in unison really funny.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Kaizer on September 06, 2009, 11:07:27 pm
Actually, this story started in the middle of the time span of kaizer's little fantasy land.  In fact, this whole story was probably finished and done with before he even made the account here.
yea the ending is a shocker snape kills dumbledore
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Grazony on September 06, 2009, 11:12:22 pm
I don't care if he quoted himself. Its funny as hell.
YEAH ITS NINJA DAY!
*pics of interweb*
Wait, so only 2,880,000,000 things on the internet are none porn related..... Damn how many pics can mankind fap too. Seriously. D:
Warning - while you were typing 2 new replies have been posted. You may wish to review your post.  
The '-porn' part doesn't apply to the URL, it removes sites with the word 'porn' anywhere on their pages from the search results.
Oh, ok that makes much more sense. l:
A week. Two weeks tops.
Anyway, Veraal its ok to like death metal. You'll just get takin by the guys in white coats and put into a nice, quite, and fluffy room till you don't anymore. Ok? (:>
Warning - while you were typing a new reply has been posted. You may wish to review your post.
Who cares Yannick?
Warning - while you were typing a new reply has been posted. You may wish to review your post.
Oh god, not this again.
Edit: Alright! I didn't pull a pie again!
How is chickens are cool, back on topic?
Wut?
Warning - while you were typing a new reply has been posted. You may wish to review your post.  
We all are f***ing ninjas!
Quick! Get the stun gun.
Taze that bro!
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Damnit Pat.
Anyway, I don't have cable so I wouldn't know.
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Son of a......
This is getting outta hand.
Well it scaried the hell outta me when I was younger. Still one of my favorite animes ever.
I actually was afraid that the Second impact would really happen between 1999 and 2000. I stocked up on chips and candy. Then waited out the rest of the New Year underneath my bed. D:
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Oh you son of a mother-.
MAKES ANY SENSE!!!
Warning - while you were typing a new reply has been posted. You may wish to review your post.  
Son of a......
YOUR MOTHER GLASSES!

I got ten shurikens in my ass! D:
Surprisingly none from Brandonazz. l:
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on September 07, 2009, 06:08:40 pm
You idiot!


**EDIT**
Ha haaahhh! I love you, man. But seriously, make me want you. Let yourself live! :D
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Grazony on September 07, 2009, 07:19:30 pm
Ok, wait, what?
I don't understand that post at all.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on September 08, 2009, 03:33:09 am
Huh... I do not remember posting that. That's no excuse though, I obviously had a good reason for saying that to you otherwise I wouldn't have.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Grazony on September 08, 2009, 07:38:57 am
Were you drunk or something? :P
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Yannick on September 08, 2009, 09:17:51 am
Huh... I do not remember posting that. That's no excuse though, I obviously had a good reason for saying that to you otherwise I wouldn't have.
Obviously yes.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Inkling on September 08, 2009, 10:15:57 am
My friends, you still have much to learn.  Pat is always drunk.  Drunk on life!
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Haseri on September 08, 2009, 10:19:45 am
...and absinthe, and evershine, and vodka, and whisky...
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on September 08, 2009, 11:38:51 am
 :-[
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Grazony on September 08, 2009, 11:45:58 am
Its ok Pat.
*pats Pat's back with a pat*
Thats what makes you, you. And no one can take that from you...... Except when someone wants to take those things from you like your parents, family, friends, police officers, etc.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Yannick on September 08, 2009, 11:46:08 am
Pat, for the love of god, sign up for Alcoholics Anonymous... FOR US.



YOU ESS AY YOU ESS AY
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Krakow Sam on September 08, 2009, 11:48:37 am
I think AA might detract from his attempts to quit huffing paint.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Grangan on September 08, 2009, 11:55:20 am
Try getting addicted to something more substantial, like sex, knitting, or WOW.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Yannick on September 08, 2009, 12:00:24 pm
Grangan, seriously? WoW? More substantial? That's like telling someone to get hooked to cocaine to get over his tobacco addiction.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: PatMan33 on September 08, 2009, 12:06:12 pm
I have all of my addictions in perfect balance with one another. Nothing needs to change.

Seriously though, does anyone else hear that?
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Grangan on September 08, 2009, 02:07:29 pm
If you're talking about a mysterious man mowing lawns so loudly that both Patman and I can hear it, than yes.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Grazony on September 08, 2009, 04:50:08 pm
Oh god I can hear it too.





Enough. Find the funny posts now!
*sends minions to other topics*

You guys are getting really bad at getting off topic.
Back in line *crack*
Oh god I found this funny, but now I can't stop thinking about her being into S&M. D:
I hate S&M. ):<
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Krakow Sam on September 08, 2009, 05:15:39 pm
I thought the tiny writing said i Hate SAM for a while.  >:(
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Grazony on September 08, 2009, 05:19:42 pm
Thats actually kind of funny. :D

Edit:
This game makes me pelvic thrust in an obscene fashion. I mean that in the best possible way.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Cow on September 08, 2009, 05:29:13 pm
Woo! I got into this thread! I better cross that joke off of the ones I can still use.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Putspooza on September 12, 2009, 10:47:21 am
Some new evidence has come to light

thorhammer.jpg

The next scene has Iron man singing Brand new day.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: martyk on September 21, 2009, 08:19:27 pm
Yannick, can I schnell mein fuhrer in du concentration camp?


Bingo.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Yannick on September 22, 2009, 08:24:33 am
How did I know you'd drop the part of me saying no.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: martyk on September 22, 2009, 11:01:12 am
Cause it's more fun that way!
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Snork on September 23, 2009, 10:25:07 am
Hey, lookait what I found in the depths of the forum!
Spore will pwn Oblivion so hard that they'll cry.
*rolls on the floor laughing his ass off*
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Mr. Wizard on September 23, 2009, 10:30:41 am
Ah, hindsight.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Grazony on September 23, 2009, 10:55:11 am
*snicker*
I used to think that way too, but I gave up on that after Spore got cartoony.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Gorman Conall on September 23, 2009, 11:38:01 am
Hey, lookait what I found in the depths of the forum!
Spore will pwn Oblivion so hard that they'll cry.
*rolls on the floor laughing his ass off*

Its subjective, I like spore better then oblivion.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Haseri on September 23, 2009, 11:41:52 am
Ah, this is the internet, Gorman. There is no such thing as subjectivity.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Inkling on September 23, 2009, 12:11:50 pm
I have Spore and I don't have Obvlivion, so I guess I like spore better, too.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Snork on September 23, 2009, 12:14:04 pm
Ah, but there's a difference between "I like X more than Y" Than "Y is Better than X".
Get what I mean? Although, you can't possibly compare Spore with Oblivion.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Huckbuck on September 25, 2009, 08:48:23 am
The OTT pays of with some chuckles once again:

I only shot you because I love you :'(
Crowd: AWWWWWWW.

The crowd thing did it for me. This was awesome:

That's why it fit you so well, you fag! :D

Woah woah, I don't care if it was meant in jest  some of the things said in this thread are getting a bit close to the edge for my liking. Keep it civil guys.

For the same reason that black guys can say nigs, gay guys can say fags.


We just don't like to all that much.

On this forum neither of you can say either of those things. End of story.

That's a gay rule.  :(
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Snork on September 25, 2009, 12:55:31 pm
whenever i go to the toilet, i hear shrieks and screams from time to time.

i don't really know why.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Yannick on September 29, 2009, 12:17:15 pm
I think the sun god will tap more than Luna's head later on.

And thus the stars were born.

That combo seriously made me laugh.
Title: Re: The best funniest posts
Post by: Grazony on September 29, 2009, 12:29:43 pm
Woot. Another one for me. :P

Edit:
Kaizer if you fail to update, it will be you