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Title: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Kaizer on November 28, 2008, 03:27:20 pm
If you remember the never ending video game cheat same thing. Except this time it's to bake...A CAKE!

just for the hell of it put the step # to see how far we get


Step 1: Grab 3/4 ounce of plutonium and mix it in a bowl with nitrogen.
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Post by: Andrew Ryan on November 28, 2008, 03:35:30 pm
Step 2: Wrap 5 pounds of steel mesh around a box of lard and shake thoroughly.
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Post by: FROMAN on November 28, 2008, 04:06:32 pm
Step 3: throw in some raw nightshade plant for flavor and sear with a mig welder.
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Post by: Grangan on November 28, 2008, 04:21:12 pm
Step 4:Drop in some grinded fingernails:First banana fingernails, then onion fingernails.
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Post by: Kaizer on November 28, 2008, 05:08:38 pm
Step 5: Take the lard out of the box and punch with a trout for 3 minutes or until properly beaten
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Post by: Cow on November 28, 2008, 05:10:12 pm
Step 6: Add freshly clubbed baby seals for flavor, followed by a few pounds of whatever the hell it is that that guy is selling on the corner of Melrose Ave. and 5th St.
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Post by: Andrew Ryan on November 28, 2008, 05:51:51 pm
Step 7: Scream "UALALALALLALALALALLAHHHHH!!!!" while you vigorously choke a mongoose to death. When dead, throw the mongoose in the bowl. 
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Post by: Veraal on November 28, 2008, 06:05:52 pm
Step 8: A cup of cat.
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Post by: Andrew Ryan on November 28, 2008, 06:33:29 pm
Step 9: Pray to god for hobo tears. When the tears appear use them to bast the lard in the bowl.
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Post by: Yuu on November 28, 2008, 11:04:56 pm
Step 10: Decapitate a high-ranking wizard and use it's blood as an offering to open the gate leading to the Twisting Nethers.
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Post by: munchkin5 on November 29, 2008, 05:38:06 am
Step 11: While there retrive, three cups of twisting nether dirt, two harpie skulls, and some gypsy bone paste, put on the hob to simmer for 5 mins and add to mix.
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Post by: Plank of Wood on November 29, 2008, 05:59:11 am
12. Mix all the above into a single pan, heat for 20 minutes, when it has finished cooking, Rick Roll it.
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Post by: FROMAN on November 29, 2008, 08:47:54 am
Step 13:centrifuge some undead turkeys until you get 5 pints of liquidated dark meat.
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Post by: IamMe on November 29, 2008, 08:56:57 am
Step 14: Make a self portrait out of construction paper and glue. Stare at it until said portrait explodes, collect the pieces and put it into liquidated dark meat.
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Post by: Kenobro on November 29, 2008, 09:18:42 am
Step 15:  Add a pinch of salt.
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Post by: Flamester_ on November 29, 2008, 10:10:09 am
Step 16: Add fish shaped nuclear waste.
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Post by: Ultimatum on November 29, 2008, 11:07:09 am
Step 17 add milk
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Post by: martyk on November 29, 2008, 12:01:40 pm
((Damn, flamester beat me to it.  Oh well.))

Step 18: Add one quarter cup fish shaped rhubarb.
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Post by: Yannick on November 29, 2008, 12:15:16 pm
Step 20: While sturring, add awesomesauce.
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Post by: FROMAN on November 29, 2008, 12:23:48 pm
Step 21: ponder on life's mysteries until it turns a pukeish green.
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Post by: munchkin5 on November 29, 2008, 12:38:31 pm
step 22: feed the whole thing to a mutated arabian donkey then proptly kill it by dropping it from a cliff, skin slice and fry the donkey's torso, boil the remaining pices to create a delicious soup stock.
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Post by: Kenobro on November 29, 2008, 01:21:27 pm
Step 23: Add salt to soup stock.
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Post by: munchkin5 on November 29, 2008, 01:27:01 pm
Step 24: Add a controversial religious comment, and then leave until suitably flamed and burned.
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Post by: Kaizer on November 29, 2008, 01:35:24 pm
step 25: add everything together then blow it into oblivion using an orbital strike
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Post by: Kenobro on November 29, 2008, 01:38:06 pm
Step 26:  Go to oblivion and collect new ingredients, then mix it together.
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Post by: madis on November 29, 2008, 01:40:06 pm
Step 27: Add butterscotch flavoured soul, mix with scythe.
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Post by: IamMe on November 29, 2008, 01:43:28 pm
Step 28: Rip hole in time, give bowl of mixed ingredients so far to your future self.
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Post by: Veraal on November 29, 2008, 03:25:03 pm
Step 29: apply Nirn Root.
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Post by: Miclee on November 29, 2008, 04:42:32 pm
Step 30: Take your AK47, or AK74, whichever is handy, and place the food inside an unbreakable pan. Proceed to fire until full of bullets.
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Post by: martyk on November 29, 2008, 05:42:38 pm
Step 31 Add 2 pairs of finely diced boot-cut jeans and simmer until classy.
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Post by: Summoner on November 29, 2008, 06:03:57 pm
Step 32: Put the stuff that is instructed in the book of "How to kill someone"
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Post by: Kaizer on November 29, 2008, 06:04:16 pm
Step 33: battle the rancor using only a rock and use its blood juices to bast the meal in
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Post by: Yuu on November 29, 2008, 07:58:53 pm
Step 34: Add 2cc of liquid Tiberium.
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Post by: IamMe on November 29, 2008, 08:04:03 pm
Step 35: Extract 2cc of liquid Tiberium.
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Post by: Yuu on November 29, 2008, 08:09:50 pm
Step 36: Put the now irradiated meal into the center of a huge coffin, preferrably the size of a WW2 American battleship.
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Post by: UFO King on November 29, 2008, 09:36:52 pm
Step 37: Beat up an old lady with a frozen carp. Add the carp. Boil for 1138 seconds over the fires of Mt. Doom.
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Post by: Andrew Ryan on November 29, 2008, 11:58:15 pm
Step 38: Sing "My Heart will go on" into a glass flask. When finished put a cap in it and insert it into the bowl.
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Post by: Huckbuck on November 30, 2008, 01:25:36 am
Step 39: Now filter the whole thing through Marx's beard again and again untill it is well filtered.
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Post by: Veraal on November 30, 2008, 05:37:28 am
Step 40: Shake violently for exactly 32 seconds, whilst soothingly singing Happy Birtday to you.
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Post by: Summoner on November 30, 2008, 06:42:39 am
Step 41: Find a litte girl in a park and take her. Do bad things to her for years to come and be on internet. Then grab the girl and cook her in the pot for the hotness to come
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Post by: Miclee on November 30, 2008, 06:46:27 am
Step 42: Reflect on everything you have done. Put your tears in the icing.
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Post by: Yannick on November 30, 2008, 07:04:09 am
Step 43: After letting the tears dry for 20 seconds, go dig up Hitler's corpse. Spit on it and shave off his moustache. Put 1/2 in a new bowl with water and 1/2 on your tears icing.
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Post by: UFO King on November 30, 2008, 08:47:24 am
Step 44: Yell "THIS IS SPARTA!" and "OVER 9000!" at the recipe. Add Marx's bow tie and Master Chief's helmet. This won't do anything for the flavor but if you hide cleverly then you can get them to beat up the recipe, thus softening it for step 45.
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Post by: Kaizer on November 30, 2008, 10:55:08 am
step 45: repeat all steps up to this point BUT wearing a deer antler on your forehead
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Post by: UFO King on November 30, 2008, 11:15:10 am
Step 46: All this will make the recipe very tired. Get it to go jogging with you until it drops dead of exhaustion. Put it in a bowl made of adamantium.
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Post by: IamMe on November 30, 2008, 11:27:33 am
Step 47: Add two drops of fluid from your left eye to the adamantium.
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Post by: Andrew Ryan on November 30, 2008, 11:33:46 am
Step 48: Destroy the recipe in favor of a new one. When that fails, and your hands are a bloody mess, have a robot cut them off and get them replaced with some robotic ones. After that, place your former appendages into the adamantium and scream "BLOODY MURDER!!!"
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Post by: UFO King on November 30, 2008, 11:45:37 am
Step 49: Shoot Sean Connery with his favorite gun while wearing a white suit. Then shoot Harrison Ford. Add their hats to the recipe.
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Post by: IamMe on November 30, 2008, 11:51:26 am
Step 50: As their hats burst in flames due to the ridiculously high acidity and radioactivity of the mixture, pour concrete over the bowl. Do not worry, it will not have time to solidify before it explodes. WARNING: Please make sure to be 100-200 ft. away from the recipe before the concrete is added.
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Post by: Andrew Ryan on November 30, 2008, 11:54:42 am
Step 51: After the explosion, put on a radiation suit and slowly approach the bowl. Using a smelting cup, take a tea spoon of the substance and runaway from the bowl as fast as you can. When this is done, pour the substance into a cup of soup and shake thoroughly.
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Post by: munchkin5 on November 30, 2008, 12:48:02 pm
Step 52: lightly spice
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Post by: Huckbuck on November 30, 2008, 01:35:43 pm
Step 53: Add flour untill it is quite firm, then wear it as a hat and take a walk downtown.
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Post by: Kenobro on November 30, 2008, 01:36:46 pm
Step 54:  Kill anyone that stares at you and use their blood in recipe.
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Post by: Andrew Ryan on November 30, 2008, 02:00:43 pm
Step 55: Break out into song and dance then use your sweat as an ingredient.
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Post by: Summoner on November 30, 2008, 04:47:50 pm
Step 56: Go to Best Buy and buy a new monitor and computer. Put these in a fire thats about 340 F (Caution: Please step away from the fire) and use the burnt pecies to feed your dog. Repeat this step till the dog is fat and then you Cut the dogs head off and cook it into a pot and put the rest of the body in another pot.
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Post by: Glacies on November 30, 2008, 05:44:06 pm
Step 57: Add a pressed skull, some ink, some cinnamon, and some gunpowder for good measure. When you awake, fire yourself out of the cannon and pick up the banana on the beach.
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Post by: FROMAN on November 30, 2008, 05:48:38 pm
Step 58: then straddle a chicken and strap a small chimpanzee to your back, fit yourself with a harness and lower yourself into a vat of lukewarm chocolate pudding whilst humming the theme to Hawaii 5-0 47 times.
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Post by: Veraal on December 01, 2008, 01:31:30 pm
Step 59: Add Haruhi Suzumiya's hair.
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Post by: Andrew Ryan on December 01, 2008, 06:24:17 pm
Step 60: Punch the keys on a computer until it explodes. Gather the exploded bits of computer and put it in the bowl.
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Post by: Kaizer on December 01, 2008, 06:34:09 pm
step 61: add about 5 dozen eggs
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Post by: Cow on December 01, 2008, 06:40:21 pm
Step 62: Take a nap then eat some cookies with milk. You deserve it. Unless, of course, you are or ever have been an actor in the movie "Twilight" or were in some way involved in the writing or propagation of the the books. If so, punch yourself in the face until you bleed to death.
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Post by: Andrew Ryan on December 01, 2008, 06:43:10 pm
Step 63: Go to J.R.R. Tolkien's grave and dig up his corpse. Open his coffin and use the Ring of Power found inside to open a can of Spam. When open place the One Ring inside the Spam then throw it into the bowl.
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Post by: smjjames on December 01, 2008, 06:56:00 pm
64. Mix in 42cc of Unobtanium, then bake in a nuclear oven at 20 million degrees fahrenheit.

(The Unobtanium prevents the whatever it is that we are making from bursting into a fireball of pure plasma, so no, I didn't just sabotoge this, and had no intention of doing sabotage.)
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Post by: IamMe on December 02, 2008, 05:45:51 pm
Step 65: Turn off nuclear oven.
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Post by: Cow on December 02, 2008, 06:20:07 pm
Step 66: Try to remember where your towel is. It is a terrible thing to forget, and you will assuredly need it.
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Post by: omegatripod on December 02, 2008, 07:01:54 pm
Step 67: Walk twenty paces east from the counter and thirty-three paces south from the palm tree. Be careful not to walk in rhythm, it might attract the worms.
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Post by: smjjames on December 02, 2008, 07:06:45 pm
step 68. After you finish step 67, spot wormsign and run screaming towards the nearest pile of rocks.

(just going with the Dune reference :) )
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Post by: Kaizer on December 02, 2008, 07:24:41 pm
step 69: Get to third base with the dish
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Post by: Andrew Ryan on December 03, 2008, 07:25:34 am
step 70: Prepare to dish thoroughly by placing it under an exploding rocket right as it explodes on the launch pad. Watch your head!
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Post by: Huckbuck on December 03, 2008, 08:00:06 am
Step 71: Stir.
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Post by: Veraal on December 03, 2008, 08:06:09 am
Step 72: Shake.
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Post by: omegatripod on December 03, 2008, 08:56:39 am
Step 73: Force-feed the dish your toenail clippings.
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Post by: smjjames on December 03, 2008, 09:28:06 am
Step 74. Bathe it in liquid nitrogen.
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Post by: Veraal on December 03, 2008, 09:34:23 am
Step 75: Bathe yourself in liquid nitrogen.
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Post by: smjjames on December 03, 2008, 09:36:43 am
Step 75: Bathe yourself in liquid nitrogen.

step 76: Go into a state of cryostasis for a thousand years.
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Post by: Veraal on December 03, 2008, 09:41:32 am
Step 77: Wake up from cryostasis after a thousand years.
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Post by: Tesla on December 03, 2008, 10:35:34 am
Step 78 - Go searching for a christmas kiss in the year 3000. Then add said kiss.
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Post by: Andrew Ryan on December 03, 2008, 03:04:42 pm
Step 79: Use your hand to take the back of a street light. Grind up and place in recipe with a hint of nutmeg and basil.
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Post by: Kenobro on December 03, 2008, 03:11:34 pm
Step 80:  Eat half of recipe and then use excrements in rest of it.
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Post by: IamMe on December 03, 2008, 03:23:57 pm
Step 81: Use new technology from the future to morph the mix into a turkey.
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Post by: Snork on December 04, 2008, 03:21:52 am
Step 82: Lace the turkey with sedatives, and feed it to a pair of orphans. Cook said orphans at 30 degrees.
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Post by: Andrew Ryan on December 04, 2008, 07:38:27 am
Step 83: Let the recipe sit for a bit. Take a coffee break or something in the mean time. When 4 hours have passed, promptly return from said break and pour your 4 hour old coffee into the recipe. 
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Post by: FROMAN on December 04, 2008, 05:43:36 pm
Step 84:then feed the recipe to more orphans to get that double orphan baked in goodness.
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Post by: Cow on December 04, 2008, 06:30:50 pm
Step 85: Travel to the magical land of Middle-earth and use the dish to defeat the Barrow-wights. (Guess who is reading The Fellowship of the Ring)
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Post by: Andrew Ryan on December 04, 2008, 09:08:24 pm
Step 86: Put it in a time machine and take it back to the time that Krakatoa was erupting. When their, travel to said volcano and through it in. Then go back in the time machine to modern day and excavate it from a lava tube. When found, don't forget to add some coconut oil for extra flavor.
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Post by: smjjames on December 05, 2008, 05:10:30 am
Step 86: Put it in a time machine and take it back to the time that Krakatoa was erupting. When their, travel to said volcano and through it in. Then go back in the time machine to modern day and excavate it from a lava tube. When found, don't forget to add some coconut oil for extra flavor.

OOC: uh, Krakatoa exploded, I don't think there would be much left of the cake after that, but what the hell, nothing has to make sense here. After all, we used at least 4 fictional elements/substances in the cake.

Step 87: Travel to Yellowstone and dip it into one of the hot spring sinkholes to enhance it with minerals. DO NOT LET GO of the cake or you're going to have to dive into boiling water to retrieve it.
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Post by: omegatripod on December 05, 2008, 03:43:17 pm
Step 87: Set yourself on fire and throw yourself in self-sacrifice onto the cake.
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Post by: IamMe on December 05, 2008, 03:45:24 pm
Step 86: Put it in a time machine and take it back to the time that Krakatoa was erupting. When their, travel to said volcano and through it in. Then go back in the time machine to modern day and excavate it from a lava tube. When found, don't forget to add some coconut oil for extra flavor.

OOC: uh, Krakatoa exploded, I don't think there would be much left of the cake after that, but what the hell, nothing has to make sense here. After all, we used at least 4 fictional elements/substances in the cake.

Step 87: Travel to Yellowstone and dip it into one of the hot spring sinkholes to enhance it with minerals. DO NOT LET GO of the cake or you're going to have to dive into boiling water to retrieve it.

You're forgetting that it was both in a nuclear explosion and a nuclear oven, as well as being thrust through time at least 4 times. XD

Step 88/89(?): Cool the now burning hot and mineral enriched recipe with liquid nitrogen and ice water.
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Post by: Andrew Ryan on December 05, 2008, 03:48:41 pm
Step 90: Wrestle a sumo wrestler. When you win, cut off large section of his blubber and slice and dice into little cubes. After this is done, spread thoroughly throughout the recipe until it turns lime green. 
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Post by: Kaizer on December 05, 2008, 04:05:54 pm
step 91: sing row row row your boat backwards while juggling a car in one hand and breast feeding a baby in the other
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Post by: Cow on December 05, 2008, 05:11:12 pm
Step: 92: As you have been resurrected multiple times by now, use your Jesus powers on the dish. It should come alive and eat you.
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Post by: IamMe on December 05, 2008, 06:41:35 pm
Step 93: Fondly regard existence as the dish devours your flesh.
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Post by: smjjames on December 05, 2008, 06:50:02 pm
and breast feeding a baby in the other

That's just assuming if you ,or at least the character, is/are female.

Step 94: Find an undead lizard (any size will do, the bigger, the better), sacrifice it to some pagan god, then put the remains of the sacrifice into the cake.
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Post by: Cow on December 05, 2008, 07:30:00 pm
Step 95: The dish will once more come to life. Put it down once more, then wait 10 or so years until the community forgets about the terrible monster, at which point some teenagers will resurrect it. Kill it once more, and add 1.2 metric tons of rock salt.
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Post by: IamMe on December 05, 2008, 07:41:06 pm
Step 96: Add rocks into the rock salt.
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Post by: Yannick on December 06, 2008, 03:40:30 am
step: 97 Add salt to the rocks to make salted rock.
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Post by: Kenobro on December 06, 2008, 10:26:28 am
Step 98:  Pre heat oven to over 9000 degrees Celsius
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Post by: UFO King on December 06, 2008, 11:01:09 am
Step 99: Watch Home Alone and laugh at the two guys as they get beat up and hurt. Put the dish in the oven. To amuse yourself while it cooks, play every Kirby game in existence and when you're done hit yourself on the head with a Star Wars monkey. When you wake up, the dish should be ready to take out.
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Post by: Detoxicated on December 06, 2008, 11:11:24 am
Step 100: Stop playing ridiculous forum games and start to add mashed potatoes, some onions, and olive oil. Boil it in a earth mould, and then add a bit of red wine.
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Post by: Huckbuck on December 06, 2008, 11:14:50 am
Step 101: Put everything into a large bowl and put the bowl in the washing machine. Use a spoon to gather up the mess afterwards and gently pour it into your underwear.
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Post by: Cow on December 06, 2008, 12:37:30 pm
Step 102: Rip off you underwear without breaking it, just like in the movies. Proceed to kick said underwear at the nearest Venetian from where you stand. If you aren't already in Italy, this may prove difficult.
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Post by: Kenobro on December 06, 2008, 02:27:30 pm
Step 99: Watch Home Alone and laugh at the two guys as they get beat up and hurt. Put the dish in the oven. To amuse yourself while it cooks, play every Kirby game in existence and when you're done hit yourself on the head with a Star Wars monkey. When you wake up, the dish should be ready to take out.

Only one step I think.

Step 103:  Make dessert.
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Post by: Andrew Ryan on December 06, 2008, 03:07:17 pm
Step 104: Throw your mama into the recipe. Bake to 400 degrees C, then season with fried sea-men.
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Post by: FROMAN on December 06, 2008, 07:44:00 pm
Step 105: take out your Christmas cheer gun and blow your brains out all over the missile toe, then you take a TOW missile and place it on the table.
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Post by: Skyward on December 07, 2008, 03:02:36 pm
Step 106: have your zombie self mix in 5 and a half tons of warthog feathers and 3 ounces of liquid oxygen. slowly boil recipie on the sun for about 12 years. put your first born son or daughter in a wood chiper and add their remains to the dish.
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Post by: Kenobro on December 13, 2008, 12:25:33 pm
Step 107(what are we making exactly?): Serve one half of cooked recipe to George Bush.
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Post by: Cow on December 14, 2008, 10:34:23 am
Step 108: Attempt to capture the waves of stupidity emitted from Dubya's mouth. Use these in the recipe.
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Post by: FROMAN on December 18, 2008, 09:44:45 pm
step 109: throw 4 explosive carolers in the line of fire of a bomb disposal unit.
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Post by: Andrew Ryan on December 18, 2008, 10:18:59 pm
step 110: Skip the next 4 steps and move onto step 115. That's where the real fun begins!
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Post by: Huckbuck on December 19, 2008, 02:32:45 am
Step 111: Ignore step 110 and actually do something you would expect to do when baking, like add some eggs or whatever. It is up to you.
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Post by: Andrew Ryan on December 19, 2008, 07:34:23 am
Step 112: No, do exactly as step 110 says and ignore the step before this one. That's an order!
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Post by: munchkin5 on December 19, 2008, 07:59:43 am
Step 113:You're ignoring this so, blallslsskaospkaskdalksjalksjalkja, continue ignoring.
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Post by: Flamester_ on December 19, 2008, 08:30:47 am
Step 114:  If you haven't already gone to step 115 add 1 cup of molten gold for a surprise.
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Post by: UFO King on December 19, 2008, 08:41:15 am
Step 115: Steal a Vaporizo-Annihilato-Mat from a mad scientist. Fun, huh?
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Post by: Huckbuck on December 19, 2008, 10:40:15 am
Step 116: Put the bowl upside down on top of your head. Enjoy the dough as it slowly run down your cheeks.
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Post by: Yuu on December 28, 2008, 03:14:06 am
Step 117: Throw away everything and start all over again. This time, add a little bit more salt into the mix.
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Post by: FROMAN on December 28, 2008, 11:14:06 am
Step 118: Leave the temple to go outside and take a breath of fresh air, this is very important for the next step.
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Post by: Miclee on December 28, 2008, 12:03:33 pm
Step 119: Take a bottle of PWN and add it in.
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Post by: Kaizer on December 28, 2008, 12:22:39 pm
step 120: by now the recipe is bubbling and massive compact it with a falcon punch
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Post by: Miclee on December 28, 2008, 01:27:35 pm
Step 121: Hunt down Sonic and chop him up.
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Post by: Andrew Ryan on December 28, 2008, 01:57:45 pm
Step 122: Using your Uber-leet skillz, hunt down the Ark of the Covenant. When found, burn it, and capture the smoke generated. When this is done, condense it down to a liquid and place it in the recipe.   
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Post by: Miclee on December 28, 2008, 02:23:55 pm
Step 123: Cook the current recipe on 1000000°F until charred and boiling.
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Post by: Kenobro on December 31, 2008, 02:33:25 pm
Step 124:  Eat all of whatever the heck this piece of crap we are making is and start over.
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Post by: Doctor Z on December 31, 2008, 03:10:11 pm
Step 125: Ignore previous hundred steps and add one dog.
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Post by: eropS on December 31, 2008, 03:29:20 pm
Step 126: Add sprinkles.
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Post by: Andrew Ryan on December 31, 2008, 04:26:38 pm
Step 127: Ignore the next step and add 5 gold coins from various time periods.
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Post by: Miclee on December 31, 2008, 04:36:47 pm
Step 128: Ignore the previous step and add your left foot.




(What happens now?)
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Post by: Cow on December 31, 2008, 06:32:38 pm
Step 129: Dodge falling whales generated by your improbability drive. Those are the consequences for altering reality.
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Post by: Yuu on December 31, 2008, 08:27:51 pm
Step 130: Play E.T. for the Atari for 10 hours straight.
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Post by: FROMAN on December 31, 2008, 10:37:31 pm
Step 131: after blowing your brains out collect them and fry them in a pan with a little garlic butter.
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Post by: SBD on December 31, 2008, 11:31:42 pm
Step  132: Prepare some spaghetti noodles, toss brains through.
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Post by: Kenobro on January 01, 2009, 01:03:41 pm
Step 133:  Well WTF is going on with my cooking into the sky forever.
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Post by: Andrew Ryan on January 01, 2009, 02:11:12 pm
Step 134: Boil your TV and collect it's fumes. Also, avoid the next two steps.
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Post by: Kenobro on January 01, 2009, 02:18:01 pm
Step 134: Boil your TV and collect it's fumes. Also, avoid the next two steps.

You used two steps, and you can't say to ignore steps.

Step 135:   Get professional psychiatric help.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Ultimatum on January 01, 2009, 02:21:01 pm
Step 136: Add the blood of a sacrifice(Andrew Ryan's will do)
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Post by: Cow on January 01, 2009, 02:51:14 pm
Step 137: Get more psychiatric help. It obviously didn't work the last time.
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Post by: Andrew Ryan on January 01, 2009, 05:47:08 pm
Step 138: Oh noes! The dish has come alive and is attacking you. Quickly beat it to death with a club or steel rod and through it in the oven. Bake for 400 degrees for 30 years.
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Post by: Veraal on January 01, 2009, 07:03:39 pm
Step 139: During these 30 years you must jump off the top floor of a fifty story tall building.
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Post by: SBD on January 02, 2009, 12:07:39 am
Step 140:  While in free fall, boil some eggs.
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Post by: Blarg on January 02, 2009, 04:12:20 pm
Step 141: While eggs are boiling, whip some cream.
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Post by: Andrew Ryan on January 02, 2009, 05:06:57 pm
Step 142: Crash into the ground. If you survive, forget what you were doing and run around naked!
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Post by: Skyward on January 02, 2009, 05:37:55 pm
143: find a nearby cat. Skin it and make clothes out of it.
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Post by: Yannick on January 03, 2009, 10:25:51 am
Step 'Do you even care anymore' 144: Roll around with cat clothes in your meal. The cat hair makes it spicier. Really.

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Post by: Skyward on January 04, 2009, 06:19:03 pm
144.5: just in in case you do not believe it makes it spicier, insert a 10mm round into your head by use of a 10mm pistol.
145: let cook at 12 degrees Fahrenheit for 136 years (be sure to have used the potion of immortality that was mentioned a while back!)
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Dwight on January 28, 2009, 06:07:24 pm
Step 146 On the night of a full moon sacrifice a yearling lamb atop of Mt. Doom then puree and add to your dish.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: boswell25 on February 09, 2009, 03:56:01 pm
Step 146:Add fish shaped crackers.
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Post by: Cow on February 09, 2009, 04:15:12 pm
Step 147: Your psychiatrist is tired of seeing you. But then, it could just appear that way. He is dead. Get a new psychiatrist.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Dwight on February 09, 2009, 06:52:19 pm
step 148. Add a half cup of  :) and a teaspoon of  >:( if you're feeling a little  ??? then you probably skipped a step.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Skyward on February 10, 2009, 03:07:40 pm
Step 149: find the man who has an account on Gamingsteve.com whose screen name is Hipito. Place him in a giant slingshot, and fire him to the sun.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: omegatripod on February 10, 2009, 03:16:14 pm
Step 150: Make love to Waldo, wait 9 months, give birth to your loving, cute little newborn infant that you have waited so patiently through the past 9 months for...
And sacrifice him to Andrew Ryan without hesitation.
Oh, and make sure that he's coated with Grape-Flavored Hamster Jelly, or the sacrifice won't work!
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Snork on April 19, 2009, 06:35:03 am
Step 151: However, Andrew Ryan must be summoned on wednesdays, since that's the only day he's not tending to Rapture. Once he is summoned, coat the newborns mouth with fine, salted urine lemon juice, and pluck out the eybrows, carefully placing each hair in the salted urine lemon juice, in order to add flavour.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Dwight on April 19, 2009, 03:41:20 pm
Add 1/4 cup of i give up.
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Post by: Yuu on April 20, 2009, 08:35:43 am
Step 153: Eat the cup.
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Post by: Dwight on April 20, 2009, 05:26:20 pm
Step 154: add my deer.
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Post by: Huckbuck on April 24, 2009, 09:20:03 am
Step 155: repeat step 156.
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Post by: Celdur on April 24, 2009, 09:56:52 am
Step 156: repeat step 155
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Post by: madis on April 24, 2009, 10:29:22 am
Step 157: By now your brains should have exploded, if not go back to step 156. Add hot brains to the mix.
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Post by: Kenobro on April 25, 2009, 09:28:41 am
Step 158:  Get a life outside the kitchen.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Yuu on April 25, 2009, 09:30:51 am
Step 159: Now bring that life inside the kitchen. And lock all your doors and windows and never ever leave your house again.
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Post by: FROMAN on April 25, 2009, 09:53:51 am
Step 160: take 5 pounds of pure internet (less than 10% porn) and mix that in with some of the apple pancakes you prepared earlier.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Yannick on April 26, 2009, 06:52:41 am
160: Add porn.
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Post by: Digital Hellhound on April 26, 2009, 08:25:21 am
162: Add Rule Thirty-Four.
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Post by: Dwight on April 26, 2009, 05:03:31 pm
step 163: add the pages on which the previous 162 steps were written upon.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Yuu on April 27, 2009, 07:17:56 am
Step 164: Repeat step 155.
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Post by: Dwight on April 27, 2009, 03:24:14 pm
Step 1: get out of time warp and back to step 165
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Spartan King 95 on April 27, 2009, 03:56:10 pm
Step 165 or 166: Add hot potatoes to the mix.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Putspooza on April 28, 2009, 03:05:22 am
Step 168: Find the lost Step 167
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Post by: Yuu on April 28, 2009, 05:19:23 am
Step 169: Divide ten by three without getting any remainders.
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Post by: Kenobro on April 28, 2009, 02:47:33 pm
Step 170:  Get back on topic.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Yuu on April 29, 2009, 07:41:59 am
Step 171: Remove the gum stuck in your right shoe and place it in front of your garage.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Spartan King 95 on April 29, 2009, 06:28:20 pm
172: Add explosive 9mm rounds to the mix.
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Post by: Huckbuck on May 01, 2009, 10:05:35 am
step 172: Round up the mix with some explosive NIME.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Spartan King 95 on May 06, 2009, 01:52:14 pm
Step 173: Ask what a NIME is.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Rysworld on September 27, 2009, 06:52:39 pm
Warning: this topic has not been posted in for at least 120 days.
Unless you're sure you want to reply, please consider starting a new topic.

I don't care.

step 174:Add cayenne pepper, ginger, and cinnamon.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: TimeMaster on September 30, 2009, 01:25:14 pm
Looks kool.

Step 175: Stir gently while adding sage slowly.
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Post by: Rysworld on September 30, 2009, 04:11:48 pm
Step 176: Put in three tablespoons rhubarb on fire.
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Post by: TimeMaster on October 01, 2009, 01:04:50 pm
Step 177: Slow roast in oven at 600 Degrees Celsius for four hours.
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Post by: Yuu on October 01, 2009, 09:50:57 pm
Step 178: Reminisce about the old times.
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Post by: FROMAN on October 02, 2009, 01:49:22 pm
Step 179: Find an alternative system for money.
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Post by: TimeMaster on October 02, 2009, 02:09:16 pm
Step 180: After doing Step 179, quickly add everything related to that system to the mix.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Rysworld on October 02, 2009, 04:24:14 pm
step 181:Put in a mixture made of the Devil's horns, goat blood, and a demon's wing into the mix.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Putspooza on October 02, 2009, 04:27:18 pm
Step 182: Sacrifice a few virgins too while you're at it.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Yuu on October 02, 2009, 05:38:06 pm
Step 183: Optional: Satisfy your necrophiliac urges to invoke the presence of Beelzebub, Lord of Flies.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Grazony on October 02, 2009, 07:28:45 pm
Step 184: Pelvic thrust it...... Many times..... Naked.....
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Rysworld on October 02, 2009, 07:30:09 pm
Step 185:After Beezlebub pushes you off of him for trying to rape him, grind him into a powder. With your pelvis.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Yuu on October 02, 2009, 08:15:42 pm
Step 185: After grinding him into a powder, proceed to enrich at least fifteen grams (15g) of Uranium using your bare hands.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: TimeMaster on October 03, 2009, 05:31:45 am
Step 186: Add 1 half cup of canola oil, then homogenize it into the other parts of mix.  At the same time add your recently made powder to the mix.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Legion on October 10, 2009, 02:41:34 pm
187: Add two cups aspartame and soy lechtin. (yuck.)
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: TimeMaster on October 10, 2009, 03:12:39 pm
One more teaspoon of aspartame.  And a teaspoon of sucralose, too.  And a teaspoon of agave nectar.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Rysworld on October 10, 2009, 03:14:28 pm
Add chicken feet, eels, a clean, drunken rat, and a pitbull to the mix and stir vigorously.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: TimeMaster on October 10, 2009, 03:51:41 pm
Chop up some aluminum cans and throw them in.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Legion on October 10, 2009, 08:05:52 pm
Add 22 sleeping babies (you sick freak)
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Rysworld on October 10, 2009, 08:08:20 pm
Step 192:Eat the aluminum/baby/mixture, vomit, and force-feed the resulting fluid to a drunken pigeon doing the cha-cha.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: TimeMaster on October 11, 2009, 06:09:52 am
Step 193: Shoot the pigeon and add it to the mix.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Yuu on October 11, 2009, 06:39:42 am
Step 194: Put it in an autoclave under 510C with 25lbs of pressure for 10mos.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Grazony on October 11, 2009, 06:41:42 am
Step 195: Add one elderly man and two zombies everyother step from now on.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Rysworld on October 11, 2009, 07:10:27 am
Step 196:

Remember that pigeon? It should be alive again. Tear it into 312 pieces exactly, and add it into the mix. Again.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: TimeMaster on October 11, 2009, 09:10:26 am
Add one half cup of very high quality saffron.  If you are not rich enough, replace with tumeric.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Legion on October 11, 2009, 10:55:15 am
Add 3 ounces emoticons, 7 cups cinnamon, 182 cloves of garlic, 276 pinto beans, 16 whole onions, and 10 gallons dijon mustard.

Weird.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Guilmon on October 11, 2009, 11:49:30 am
Step 198:

Stick you head into your recipe and wear it as a hat. Wear it for one day and then add a decapitated headcrab, head included. Add blood for flavor.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: TimeMaster on October 11, 2009, 12:16:21 pm
Step 199: Add a gallon of granulated sugar.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Guilmon on October 11, 2009, 12:23:50 pm
Step 200:

Kiss it like it was you mama.
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Post by: Grazony on October 11, 2009, 01:06:28 pm
Step 200: Kiss it like it was your wife/husband.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Guilmon on October 11, 2009, 01:31:44 pm
Step 202: After kissing it like it was your wife?husband, please refrain from hallucination and further mauling of the recipe. Now add 240 potatoes while saying "Po-tat-OWNED".
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: TimeMaster on October 11, 2009, 03:26:17 pm
Step 203: Mash throughly until all of mix is a mix of VERY salty goo.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Yannick on October 11, 2009, 03:27:51 pm
Step 204: Break the salt compounds into N and Cl and watch as the goo explodes.
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Post by: Guilmon on October 11, 2009, 03:32:56 pm
Step 205: If you survive, add a generous amount of 1337 5|>33|<
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: TimeMaster on October 11, 2009, 04:01:15 pm
Step 206: If you don't survive, go back in time and skip Step 204.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Guilmon on October 11, 2009, 04:03:19 pm
Step 207/204...darn you time traveling...
Add anything BUT pigs. Pigs will make the recipe implode and take you into an alternate dimension.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Kenotai on October 11, 2009, 05:10:56 pm
Step 208: Add a kitten
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Post by: Guilmon on October 11, 2009, 05:14:46 pm
Step 209: Add a unicorn, but not the good kind.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: TimeMaster on October 12, 2009, 01:58:40 pm
Step 210: Add a pig if you dare.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Rysworld on October 12, 2009, 04:07:44 pm
Step 211:After you are in the other dimension, grab those things that look like flies and put them in the bowl. Do not, under any circumstances, let them bite you.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Yannick on October 12, 2009, 04:11:59 pm
NATAS OT SRELLEVART NOISNEMID FO SLUOLS EHT EVIG DNA LLEH OT LEVART: 312 PETS
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Post by: TimeMaster on October 12, 2009, 05:24:00 pm
Step 214: Add cream.
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Post by: Guilmon on October 12, 2009, 06:14:57 pm
Step 215: Divide by Zero and put the calculator in the bowl before it implodes. Follow it in and return to the original dimension of your kitchen.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Rysworld on October 12, 2009, 08:36:34 pm
Step 216:Say "WHAT THE FU-" right before the mixture explodes, loud enough for the world to hear. I suggest you use a few hundred megaphones.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Legion on October 12, 2009, 08:58:17 pm
Throw in 1 Rysworld.  ;D What it scream and melt.  8)
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: dndfreak on October 13, 2009, 08:26:14 am
Step 218: Read the op.
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Post by: Guilmon on October 13, 2009, 04:30:55 pm
Step 219: Add one Hitler. Two if you're hardcore...and know how to clone...
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Kenobro on October 13, 2009, 04:31:48 pm
Step 220:  Scream "I AM A MAN!" and punch dndfreak in the gut.

(Nothing personal, but I never hit people under 13.)
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Guilmon on October 13, 2009, 04:33:14 pm
Step 221: Make sure the recipie isn't breathing. If it is, add 23 shotgun bullets and one Alex Merser to be safe.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Kenobro on October 13, 2009, 04:34:06 pm
This is one screwed-up cake.

Step 222:   Taste a sip, and say "needs more salt".

PS:  Be creative in the next post.  Don't add salt.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Darth Grievi on October 13, 2009, 04:39:32 pm
Step 223: Get a portal gun. Shoot one portal onto the ocean floor, and the other above your work so far. Close portals once 1138 cubic gallons of seawater have been poured in.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: dndfreak on October 13, 2009, 04:41:07 pm
Step 224: Lather, Rinse, Repeat.
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Post by: Guilmon on October 13, 2009, 04:42:01 pm
Step 225: Subtract 23 little girls from the mix.
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Post by: Snork on October 13, 2009, 04:47:01 pm
Step 226: Raise these girls within a cyberpunk, Nazi-based society so that they may become super-soldiers that will lead humanity to GREATNESS! Then kill one and dump it's head in the mix.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Rysworld on October 13, 2009, 05:03:36 pm
Step 227:Add the three worst movies you have seen into the mix. If you accidentally add "Citizen Cane", the universe will kill you for our insolence. Also, add you soul.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Guilmon on October 13, 2009, 05:10:12 pm
Step 228: Make sure to add what ever color food coloring you want, even blood.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Legion on October 13, 2009, 05:10:47 pm
Add 1 LIVE black hole grenade. OH SHI-
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Post by: Guilmon on October 13, 2009, 05:12:28 pm
Step 230: Use Gordan Freeman's awesomeness to counter the black hole. Make sure not to call it a black hole other wise it will call you racist and eat the recipe.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: dndfreak on October 13, 2009, 07:25:30 pm
step 231: Spit out the recipe, you racist.
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Post by: Guilmon on October 13, 2009, 07:27:52 pm
Step 232: Make sure to cut your hair.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: TimeMaster on October 14, 2009, 01:48:29 pm
Step 233: Add a gallon of Papier-mâché.
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Post by: Snork on October 14, 2009, 01:51:18 pm
234: And add a pinch of Cinnamon! *giggle*
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Post by: TimeMaster on October 14, 2009, 01:52:22 pm
Step 235: And add a pinch of cloves! *no giggle*
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Post by: dndfreak on October 14, 2009, 03:38:37 pm
Step 236: Go to Newgrounds.com, buy a Tankmen statue, and use it to stir contents.

After, throw it in.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Rysworld on October 14, 2009, 04:32:39 pm
Step 237:Add dndfreak. Stir vigorously until the batter turns red.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Legion on October 14, 2009, 05:32:18 pm
Add 1 GamingSteve forum, then mix until screams of unspeakable evil are heard across the universe.









OMG.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: dndfreak on October 14, 2009, 05:40:03 pm
Step 239:  Throw Legion in for AGAIN NOT READING THE OP.  Seriously.
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Post by: Guilmon on October 14, 2009, 06:20:28 pm
Step 240: Please ignore the man outside your window. He'll just stand there for awhile and watch you.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Legion on October 14, 2009, 07:31:11 pm
Cry 2 ounces of tears into the unspeakable cake mix.  :'(
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Post by: Guilmon on October 14, 2009, 07:35:40 pm
Step 242: LICK IT.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: dndfreak on October 14, 2009, 07:39:11 pm
Step 243: Build a time machine, go to before you threw legion in the mix, clone legion, bring him to the present, and throw the clone in the mix for his original copy's insolence.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Grazony on October 15, 2009, 12:05:27 am
Step: 244: Eat the recipe.
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Post by: dndfreak on October 15, 2009, 12:39:35 am
Step 245: Remove recipe from fecal matter.  Place fecal matter in mixture.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Yuu on October 15, 2009, 02:52:34 am
Step 246: End the recipe.
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Post by: dndfreak on October 15, 2009, 08:57:11 am
Step 247: Buy Cake for Dummies: Part 2
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Kenobro on October 15, 2009, 03:56:03 pm
(OP?  What's there to read?  He didn't put limits.)

Step 248: Become a multi-millionaire and start a new recipe.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Guilmon on October 15, 2009, 07:48:34 pm
Step 249: Forget all the previous steps. They weren't necessary. Make sure your neck is over 5 inches long. If not, please stretch your neck.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: dndfreak on October 15, 2009, 07:56:29 pm
Step 250: Just joking.  Your neck was fine the way it was.

Oh, and you know that mix I told you to throw away?  Yeah, you're still going to need that.  Repeat steps 1-245

(OP?  What's there to read?  He didn't put limits.)

He isn't numbering the steps, first of all.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Guilmon on October 15, 2009, 08:41:12 pm
Step 251:After you have completed that, take a trip to Disney world and find a child who's never been within even a mile of Disneyland. RUB YOUR TRIP IN THEIR FACE. Use an 8 inch blade to cut out and extract their soul. Mix thoroughly into mix.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Kenobro on October 16, 2009, 01:38:08 pm
(he said it was just for fun.  Why do you]care about the numbers?((don't reply in this topic))

Step 252: Add gizzard to the mix
.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: TimeMaster on October 16, 2009, 01:39:06 pm
Step 253: Add shreded paper and mix the mix throughly.  Meanwhile, add some confectioner's sugar to your tears icing you made a while back.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Kaizer on October 16, 2009, 01:42:41 pm
(he said it was just for fun.  Why do you]care about the numbers?((don't reply in this topic))
Umm yea
just for the hell of it put the step # to see how far we get
Not like I care that much though  ;)


Step 254: Get married and then brutally beat your spouse to death, Mix their blood/tear stained clothes into a pot of every other ingredient so far
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Legion on October 16, 2009, 04:47:44 pm
Mix 30 cups of SPARTA! into the cake batter.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Grazony on October 16, 2009, 05:19:03 pm
Step 256: Shoot Legion in the head and add his corpse to the mix.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Guilmon on October 16, 2009, 06:03:47 pm
Step 257: Become a cat and lick yourself. Add the resulting hair ball to the mix and no, we don't know how to change you back.

EDIT: I will not let this thread die! Someone please post!

EDIT EDIT: SOMEONE POST.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: GroxGlitch on January 31, 2010, 05:22:37 pm
I answer you plea
Step 258: Do a barrel roll, throwing an egg against the wall after each 45 degrees. After throughly barrel rolling, go gather the eggs, including the shell,and sing "still alive" from portal while mixing in the eggs; set aside shells for later use.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Guilmon on January 31, 2010, 08:08:13 pm
Step 259: Now run through the lobby of the nearest hotel while holding yellow feathers and screaming "Wark! Wark! Wark!" Add feathers and embarrassment to mix.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Rysworld on February 01, 2010, 06:38:21 am
Step 260: The mix will turn a shade of opaque red and attempt to eat you. LET IT.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Guilmon on February 01, 2010, 04:07:51 pm
Step 261: After entering the inside, locate it's heart and put it in a jar of dirt. Please dance around for three minutes singing "I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!" and then escape the mix.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: GroxGlitch on February 01, 2010, 04:42:38 pm
Step 262: After exiting, sing "I've got a jar of dirt" again, this time replacing every occurance of the word got with modified, after which mix the dirt and heart with eggshells from earlier.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: dndfreak on February 01, 2010, 08:34:21 pm
Step 263: Take off your clothes in preparation for the next step.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Guilmon on February 01, 2010, 08:55:07 pm
Step 264: Now throw papers into the air and preform 23 pelvic thrusts towards the bowl. It will give you $20. Buy a donkey.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: dndfreak on February 01, 2010, 09:04:25 pm
Step 265: Now trade the donkey to a boy named Jack for some "magic beans".  He'll know what you're talking about.  Add the "beans" to the mix.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: martyk on February 01, 2010, 11:22:00 pm
Step 266: Upon adding beans, the mix will instantly dissappear.  Do not be alarmed, it has simply jumped forward in time.  Return in 3 days to resume cooking.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Guilmon on February 02, 2010, 06:00:11 pm
Step 267:  Find Christopher in Korsicovia. Lick his eye sockets and claim you have eaten his eyes. Steal the TV.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Rysworld on February 02, 2010, 07:45:23 pm
Step 268: You will jump universes. After you have done this, the TV will have disappeared. Find SCP-914 (http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-914), put in the mix and set SCP-914 to very fine. You will jump universes again, this time back to your own. The mixture will attempt to eat you. Fight it off with plastic handcuffs, a blue-ray copy of "The Matrix", and cries of "SPOOOOOOON!" It will now be purple, and approximately 3.1234567890123456789 ml in volume. Complete the next step with extreme haste, or it will attempt to eat you again, and this time nothing will stop it.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Guilmon on February 02, 2010, 07:48:51 pm
Step 269: Fart. LOUD AND PROUD.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: GroxGlitch on February 02, 2010, 07:58:52 pm
Step 270:
Bottle the fart, and add it in a liquid form to the eggshell mix, singing and dancing to "Peanut Butta Jelleh Time!" While doing so. Then, go Gordan Freeman by the collar, and force him to give you a quantum theoretical therum for a great recipe while mixing with the crowbar.
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Post by: Guilmon on February 02, 2010, 08:16:32 pm
Step 271: After completed, sample the mix and die. The infection yu got earlier should bring you back from the dead. Hunter pounce the mix and throw it around the cooking area.
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Post by: Spartan King 95 on February 22, 2010, 07:44:40 am
Step 272: Then die and respawn as a boomer and puke in the mix.
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Post by: Gnoll on February 22, 2010, 04:32:21 pm
Step 273: If you have an Action Replay, stir 7 Level 100 Arceuses into the mix. If you do not, insert into the oven and bake for 75 minutes at 9,482 degress farenheight.
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Post by: Guilmon on February 22, 2010, 05:19:11 pm
Step 274: Screaming "Charmin ULTRA! Less is MORE!", please hit the mix repeatedly with a rocket until said rocket explodes.
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Post by: Rysworld on February 22, 2010, 06:29:06 pm
Step 275: Now screaming "Don't squeeze the Charmin!" put in some Charmin that has been squeezed to unrecognizeableness.
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Post by: dndfreak on February 22, 2010, 06:34:16 pm
Step 276: Now save some trees by wiping your butt with an owl.  Put the owl in the mix.  You might have to wrestle with it a bit.
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Post by: TimeMaster on August 23, 2010, 11:13:09 am
Step 277: Stir the mix thoroughly while being sure to not damage the owl.  Remove owl from mix.
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Post by: Guilmon on August 23, 2010, 11:22:25 am
Step 278: Offer the mix to your ex.
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Post by: Rysworld on August 23, 2010, 11:32:23 am
Step 279: Pick up whatever parts are left, and put them in a ten-gallon hat while singing, at the top of your lungs, "Yankee Doodle Dandy" in Latin.
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Post by: Guilmon on August 23, 2010, 11:37:31 am
Step 280: Please, no matter what compulsion you get, do not, under ANY circumstances, eat or digest the mix. Pheromones have been released into the air and they will try to get you to eat the mix. Do not eat the mix.

...

.....

Oh, who are we kidding? Eat it. You'll get one of these guys though.  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cymothoa_exigua (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cymothoa_exigua)
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Post by: TimeMaster on August 23, 2010, 02:07:42 pm
Step 281: Thoroughly pummel the mix to kill any of the parasites stated above.  Add some poison for good measure.
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Post by: Rysworld on August 23, 2010, 02:10:24 pm
Step 282: Now eat the mix. You should be sent to the afterlife. Seek out a person named "King Kai" to receive special training.
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Post by: TimeMaster on August 24, 2010, 07:27:22 am
Step 283: Time warp back to the duringlife.  This time, do not eat the mix.  Pour your memories in and knead.
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Post by: Lush City on August 25, 2010, 03:13:54 pm
Step 284.

Go out on a date with your best friend, while akward it establishes a nice prelude while still having a "just freinds" feeling. Slowly move the relationship upwards as time goes getting closer and closer. After an emotional incident that brought a brush with danger you share your first, if intimate kiss. It's rocky at first the over zealosu "lovey dovey" stage gets grating on your freinds, but it works out better. After a few months you decide to be introduced to each other parents but you're afraid yours won't aprove. It goes badly at first but it eventually evens out and you get your blessing. After several years of triumphs and hardships you finaly decided to take it to the next level. And on a bed of rose petals you make sweet intimate love together, your first. In your post-coital bliss get kpdown on one knee look deep into your closest companion's eyes and violently skin them alive and dump the corpse into the pot.
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Post by: Leonard_Church on August 26, 2010, 07:59:37 am
Step 285:

Stir until smooth. Then back a cement truck to the back of your house break down the wall, save the pieces of plaster and wood, and dump the cement into the mix. Then add the previously stated house bits. once again stir until smooth, power tools may be required.
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Post by: Galactic-Warrior on August 26, 2010, 08:50:43 am
Step 286:

Add acid blood from Xenomorph, will require acid resistant bowl, then add 5 lbs of Tiberium for added taste. Stir for one minute.
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Post by: SimplyNecro on August 26, 2010, 11:58:20 am
Step 287

Add sugar, spice, and everything nice, as well as a bucket of goat blood. This should balance out the horrible and evil aura the dish is giving off.
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Post by: Tesla on August 26, 2010, 02:37:18 pm
Step 285

Add love. :3
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Post by: Guilmon on August 26, 2010, 05:39:13 pm
Step 286

Add baking soda to the chicken gravy instead of corn starch. Add resulting chicken foam to mix.
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Post by: Galactic-Warrior on August 26, 2010, 08:36:52 pm
Step 287:

At this point, the dish should come alive again, do the Shoop da Whoop onto the resulting rampaging monster, add the residual energy to the now dead mix. Add live nun to the mix to balance out the ethnic level of the mix and the residual Shoop da Whoop energy will kill her without bringing the wrath of God on you.

If the mix does not become a monster, please continue onto the next step.
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Post by: gec05 on August 26, 2010, 10:00:36 pm
Step 288:

Dispose and destroy entire mix and start from scratch. That was just the practice round.

Now get a new clean bowl and begin adding 2 cups of cement mix and ample water. Stir into slurry.
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Post by: Rysworld on August 26, 2010, 10:52:08 pm
Step 289: Add a live goat, for flavor.
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Post by: Guilmon on August 27, 2010, 08:31:51 am
Step 290:

Add 2 pounds of 2.
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Post by: TimeMaster on August 27, 2010, 10:14:09 am
Step 291: Subtract 1.79537738 kilograms of 2.
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Post by: Holomanga on August 27, 2010, 11:31:10 am
Step 285: Disregard step 284 and step 288, then do step 281 ten thousand times. Without sleep, food, water or air.
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Post by: TimeMaster on August 27, 2010, 01:53:39 pm
Step 296: Revive correct step number. Add a grated compact disc.
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Post by: SimplyNecro on August 27, 2010, 09:43:02 pm
Step 297: Add more RAM. Also get a pony... don't put it in the dish just get it.
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Post by: Galactic-Warrior on August 29, 2010, 09:54:05 am
Step 298: Place dish in a furnace and heat it to ten thousand degrees. Don't worry, with all the stuff added, it won't vaporize. Wait one week for the dish to cool down.
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Post by: Gnoll on August 29, 2010, 10:06:27 am
299. When said week is over, get Proto Man to send it to the address, "1047 'M Street." The post office will know what he means by that. It will most likely, however, be diverted to one of the many magical girl clubhouses in that area. If that happens, grab a new bowl and start over by adding 2 liters of madness and 440 millileters of greed. Finally, add the Core Combine for flavor.
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Post by: Guilmon on August 29, 2010, 07:32:36 pm
Step 300: Bleed acid into the bowl. And not the Xenomorph kind. I mean pure crazy acid. The GOOD crazy acid.
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Post by: Grazony on August 30, 2010, 11:21:18 am
Step 301: Add one Xenomorph.
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Post by: Galactic-Warrior on August 30, 2010, 01:19:28 pm
Step 302: Add 10 lb. of Tiberium and a Zergling for extra flavor and kick.
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Post by: Gnoll on August 30, 2010, 05:10:50 pm
Step 303: Dry-clean the bowl; this will not affect the dish. Now, pour 9,284 gallons of Brain Bleach into the mix. You will need it for the next step.
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Post by: Guilmon on August 30, 2010, 07:20:13 pm
Step 304: Add one HitlerxStalin.
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Post by: Lush City on August 31, 2010, 12:48:41 pm
Step 305

Have sex with the bowl. And don't call it the next day.
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Post by: Galactic-Warrior on August 31, 2010, 01:03:08 pm
Step 306:

Add one Khorne berserker to the mix. Then add one female World of Warcraft gnome. Please make sure the Berserker and gnome is still alive when you do, other wise the dish will spit it back out. Be aware, if you add a female from any other race other than the gnome, the dish will attempt to rape her to death because of the previous step.
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Post by: Lush City on August 31, 2010, 04:20:02 pm
Step 306:

Then you must Nee Nee Nee Nee Nee Nee Nee Nee Nee Nee Nee Nee Nee Nee Nee Nee Nee I wish I was more avant garde.
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Post by: SimplyNecro on August 31, 2010, 05:28:33 pm
Step 308:

First, erase the last step, infact, burn this entire page, but not before proceeding with this step: add one vial of DX 1118, two eyes of newt, one frog leg, a few rocks, a pack silicon chips, and finally two cups of sugar.
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Post by: Galactic-Warrior on August 31, 2010, 05:56:41 pm
Step 309: Add a pinch of singularity irradiated E99.
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Post by: Gnoll on August 31, 2010, 06:12:24 pm
Step 310: Add 9001 more gallons of Brain Bleach, but wait until after you have added Neon Genesis Evangelion and Elfen Lied. If you do not, the dish will be ruined. Then, proceed to repeat steps 303-309 for two hours.
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Post by: TimeMaster on September 01, 2010, 05:54:58 am
Step 311: Reverse what happened in Step 310. Make sure that the dough and bowl are still recovering from Step 310, and add a cup of rice meal.
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Post by: Guilmon on September 01, 2010, 10:15:16 am
Step 312: Add a religious man. The more he's dedicated, the more you can taste it.
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Post by: Gnoll on September 01, 2010, 02:28:28 pm
Step 313: Add Richard Dawkins. The more loudly he argues, the better your dish will taste, so pour in some out-of-context Bible quotes and critical research failure.
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Post by: Lush City on September 01, 2010, 04:05:18 pm
Step 314:

EAT DA POOPOO!
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Post by: Galactic-Warrior on September 01, 2010, 05:08:34 pm
Step 315:

Ignore the previous step and add a zombie. The bigger it is, the more tasty the dish will be. It is suggested you find a Tank.
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Post by: Lush City on September 01, 2010, 06:22:11 pm
Step 315: Ignore all steps. Forever.
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Post by: Rysworld on September 01, 2010, 06:29:42 pm
Step 316:

Disregard the last step, it was obviously a typo, as there cannot be two step 315s.
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Post by: Gnoll on September 01, 2010, 06:32:16 pm
Step 317: Disregard the previous step and regard both Step 315's. This will break the time space continuum. You have 3 seconds to press a key on your computer to restart.
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Post by: Lush City on September 01, 2010, 07:08:17 pm
Step:000


Get a bowl.
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Post by: Guilmon on September 01, 2010, 07:13:51 pm
Step 319: Ha ha ha, just kidding. That was really step 318. Step 319 is to get a bowl cut with that bowl.
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Post by: Gnoll on September 01, 2010, 07:19:30 pm
Step 320: Now get yourself an electric guitar and play in the streets until your bowl is full of change. The bowl cut should give you instant hard rock skills. If that doesn't work, get a mullet, then try this step again.
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Post by: Yuu on September 01, 2010, 11:25:16 pm
Step 321: GO!
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Post by: Galactic-Warrior on September 02, 2010, 07:45:06 am
Step 322:

Rick Roll the dish, the large amounts of hate you are currently feeling coming from the dish will be useful for the next step.
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Post by: Lush City on September 02, 2010, 09:01:07 am
Step: AMERICA!
Get the bowl a job at Fox News as a pundit.
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Post by: dndfreak on September 03, 2010, 11:01:11 pm
Step 324: book the bowl on an interview with Stephen Colbert.  Kill Stephen, fill the bowl with his Truthiness Nectar, boil it until golden brown, and add it to the mix.
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Post by: Yuu on September 06, 2010, 05:33:17 am
Step 325: Redo steps three (3) to five (5).
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Post by: Gnoll on September 07, 2010, 06:04:55 pm
Step 326: Insert the Neverending Brain Bleach Tablet. Now throw the following things into the mix haphazardly:
1. The true form of Giygas' attack
2. A copy of Twilight (to mitigate the effects of the next item)
3. A copy of My Immortal
4. Sonichu
5. Weegee
6. A picture of the most gruesome way for you to die, ever.
7. The ending of Elfen Lied
8. Malleo
9. /b/
10. The anti-matter version of all of the above.

Now that you have done this, you have 3 hours to get exactly 1,100 miles or more away from this dish. Do not stop moving. Take the next flight to the furthest country you can think of. RUN AWAY!
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Post by: Galactic-Warrior on September 07, 2010, 06:52:57 pm
Step 327:

Once ground zero is safe to walk, you'll find the dish completely unharmed. Add some monkey poo-doo to stabilize the dish before it explodes again, otherwise, your completely screwed.
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Post by: dndfreak on September 09, 2010, 08:40:23 pm
Step 328: kill a spycrab with the dish.  It really doesn't matter how.
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Post by: Clayface on September 10, 2010, 07:36:41 am
... add 2 eggs
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Post by: Lush City on September 10, 2010, 09:27:11 am
Step:330 Crack and SERVE!
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Post by: dndfreak on September 10, 2010, 11:55:10 am
Step 331: After your game of tennis, put the ball you served in the mix.
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Post by: Clayface on September 24, 2010, 03:10:26 am
spill it all out on the floor and roll around in it, wait until your rolling attracts a crowd, then demand an orgy must be performed on the spilled out mess,  this step is very important  in order for some of the final steps to work properly.
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Post by: Gnoll on September 24, 2010, 11:41:37 am
333: Perform every previous step... IN REVERSE!
ESREVER NI ...pets suoiverp yreve morfreP :333
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Post by: Galactic-Warrior on September 24, 2010, 11:52:15 am
Step 334:

Once you stop being insane or enasni, go onto a heist with the dish and throw every guard you see into it. The dish will contain more awesome-sauce that will be needed for the next step.
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Post by: Lush City on September 24, 2010, 12:34:42 pm
335: Become a state sanctioned superheor series with horrible advertising.
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Post by: SimplyNecro on September 24, 2010, 01:31:18 pm
Step 336: Have a horrible tragedy then become a supervillian.
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Post by: Clayface on September 24, 2010, 06:10:31 pm
.. take bite to gain superpowers?
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Post by: Gnoll on September 24, 2010, 06:37:19 pm
338: Get a new bowl. Now put a copy of Mega Man 2 in it. Now bake form 20 minutes. When that's done, pour the contents into the first bowl.
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Post by: Holomanga on September 25, 2010, 10:00:27 am
Step 339: Get yet another bowl, this time hack your own live outy and feed it to the toxic slog worms. Place the worms into the dish.
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Post by: Lush City on September 25, 2010, 01:09:07 pm
Step 334: Rape is bad.
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Post by: Gnoll on September 25, 2010, 02:14:41 pm
Step 341: Hahaha, that was actually step 340. And yes, you ARE so predictable that I can anticipate your confusion far enough in advance to write this recipe. Ok, so now, you'll want to get a chainsaw. You're gonna need it...
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Post by: FROMAN on September 25, 2010, 04:20:05 pm
Step 336: Now take the chainsaw and carefully cut some tomatoes into thin slices.
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Post by: Galactic-Warrior on September 25, 2010, 04:35:47 pm
Step 337: Then make a pizza and put the tomato slices on it and eat it. Then order one for the dish and toss it in.
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Post by: Gnoll on September 25, 2010, 04:43:57 pm
Step 344: HAHAHAHAHAHA! You fell for that number-switching thing again! Those were actually 342 and 343. Anyway, make yet another pizza, but put garlic on this one. Then, feed it to the vampire that's going to attack you. Once it's dead, throw it in the dish. Bake the dish for 20 minutes, then eat the dish. After that's done, grab a weapon, preferrably the sanctified spear in your closet. Then, get your sanctified armor. You are a paladin, after all. Now, rush outside, and you will see Egyptian zombie warriors. These are the dead of Ancient Egypt, risen again to destroy your faith! You won't let them. Kill about 100 of them. This will attract one of the twelve Mummufied Pharoahs. Watch out, because if they infect you with their Death Locusts, you will be zombified. Notice, though, that they're constantly springing from the ground and capturing your neighbors. You must rescue the people before the Pharaohs zombify them.
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Post by: Galactic-Warrior on October 28, 2010, 08:38:03 pm
Step 346: Add a ominous pig head to the mix.
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Post by: Yuu on November 12, 2010, 07:53:25 am
Step 347: Pray to the lord of the flies.
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Post by: Galactic-Warrior on November 12, 2010, 07:57:03 am
Step 348: Toss in some nuns for the lolz. The lolz will be needed for the next step.
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Post by: FROMAN on November 13, 2010, 08:52:19 pm
Step 348: Now put on your serious face, thinking cap and a fake mustache and blend the lolz with centimeter cubed blocks of varying colored foam rubber.
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Post by: Holomanga on December 07, 2010, 10:17:19 am
Step 349: Vulcanise the lolrubber blend.
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Post by: TimeMaster on January 01, 2011, 06:32:44 pm
Step 350: Allow the lolrubber blend to cool, then thoroughly grate and add to the mix. Stir until fully blended.
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Post by: GroxGlitch on January 01, 2011, 10:01:19 pm
Step 351: Put in the Thermonuclear Thermo-oven and bake at 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Degrees Celsius for 1 second.
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Post by: Galactic-Warrior on January 02, 2011, 09:48:43 am
Step 352: If you manage to to escape the ensuing inferno that consumes the atmosphere, take the dish to another Earth-like planet. A near-Earth atmosphere is needed to continue making the dish.
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Post by: TimeMaster on January 02, 2011, 02:41:56 pm
Step 353: Return to before the inferno, kill your old self before the mix goes in the oven, destroy the old mix, and continue as if nothing happened.
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Post by: Galactic-Warrior on January 02, 2011, 09:20:43 pm
Step 354: Defeat the Guardians of the Universe, who attempt to restore balance in the universe by removing you from existence, in a epic battle to end all epic battles (Note that this has a high chance of destroying the galaxy) and insert the awesome-ness that has turned into a physical form because of the sheer amount of it generated by the said battle, into the dish.
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Post by: TimeMaster on January 05, 2011, 06:01:52 pm
Step 355: Add one hundred grams of powdered antimony.
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Post by: Rysworld on January 05, 2011, 08:05:28 pm
Step 356: Next, add one hundred (100) grams of Bismuth, to complete the reference.
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Post by: Yuu on January 12, 2011, 10:45:14 pm
Step 357: Type the word "desu" on your computer until you turn Japanese, desu.
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Post by: Kenotai on January 13, 2011, 02:38:55 pm
三百八部: 日本人になって下さい。
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Post by: Yuu on January 14, 2011, 12:41:56 am
Step 359: Ore no uta wo kike! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrJbONBSy5A)
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Post by: Kenotai on January 14, 2011, 05:18:34 am
三百五十九部:あの歌を聞きを流して、また、歌を歌って。良く歌って下さい。
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Post by: Clayface on May 01, 2011, 03:42:31 am
Add some Manji

卍卍卍
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Post by: Yuu on May 05, 2011, 07:09:02 pm
Step 362: All you have to do is take a cup of flour, add it to the mix.
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Post by: SimplyNecro on May 05, 2011, 07:13:56 pm
Step 363: Spill some blood FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
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Post by: Galactic-Warrior on May 05, 2011, 07:24:48 pm
Step 364: Add some lolz FOR THE LOZ THRONE!
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Post by: Yuu on May 05, 2011, 11:19:29 pm
Step 365: Now just take a little something sweet, not sour, a bit of salt, just a pinch
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Post by: Gnoll on May 06, 2011, 01:32:31 pm
Step 366: Add 24 hours exactly to correct your calendar. Then, make way and start a revolution!
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Post by: Clayface on May 07, 2011, 02:46:12 am
Revolution of flaver maybe,.. once you finish the recipe that is,
step 367: strain it to separate solids and liquids into 2 different bowls
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Post by: GroxGlitch on May 09, 2011, 07:23:36 am
Step 368: Put them back together....For the Greater Good!
Sorry, I just HAD to XD

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Post by: Galactic-Warrior on May 09, 2011, 07:57:43 am
Step 369: Then take it back apart to be studied... For Science.
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Post by: Gnoll on May 09, 2011, 02:14:08 pm
Step 370: Then, repeat the above 5 steps 5 times, because IT AMUSES ME!!!]
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Post by: SimplyNecro on May 09, 2011, 02:47:58 pm
Step 371: Reveal that you already knew what the next steps where and that you manipulated everyone else into making them go just as planned!
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Post by: Slinky on May 12, 2011, 01:32:53 pm
Step 372: Rawr insanely, after which you add tten diced llamas.

Note: For more creaminess, chop the llamas alive. They must be CHINESE LLAMAS.
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Post by: Gnoll on May 12, 2011, 02:44:19 pm
Step 373: Add all the invincibility items EVER!
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Post by: Galactic-Warrior on May 13, 2011, 06:55:21 am
Step 374: Toss in some ponies.
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Post by: Gnoll on May 13, 2011, 02:01:23 pm
Step 375: EXTERMINATE the bowl.
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Post by: Clayface on May 14, 2011, 05:11:53 am
378: MOAR PONIES
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Post by: Galactic-Warrior on May 14, 2011, 06:45:12 am
Step 379: Now toss in some bronies, and some more ponies.
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Post by: SimplyNecro on May 14, 2011, 02:13:44 pm
380: Then place them all in a blender. Pour the new mixture into the bowl.
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Post by: Slinky on May 15, 2011, 04:51:50 pm
381: FINISH HIM!!
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Post by: GroxGlitch on May 15, 2011, 08:53:13 pm
382: Insert some pre-shreaded radioactive rhubarb.
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Post by: Gnoll on May 16, 2011, 02:22:42 pm
383: Insert an angry Groudon.
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Post by: omegatripod on May 22, 2011, 07:49:09 pm
Step 384: Obtain physical evidence of natural predestination.
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Post by: Galactic-Warrior on May 22, 2011, 07:55:59 pm
Step 385: Super saturate the dish with radiation by sending it on a round trip in a rocket towards the galactic core and back. It will take several million years for it to finish.
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Post by: Gnoll on May 23, 2011, 02:36:51 pm
Step 386: Go, DEOXYS!
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Post by: omegatripod on May 23, 2011, 09:44:10 pm
Step 387a: Realize the futility of existence as a human being, the empty void in which we are alone. Your only means of observing other conscious creatures is a one-way mirror caked with untold milennia's worth of ashes, blood, bile, and a more recent addition of sugar. Even then, you're never sure if you're looking through a window or facing a reflection of yourself (and possibly God).

Step 387b: Resign yourself to solemn depression for several moments.

Step 387c: Remembering that you have a sense of humor, the filthy one-way mirror transforms into a pristine glass house with doors open to all visitors, in a world where stones do not exist and thus cannot be thrown.

Step 387d: BIIIIII-LLYYYYYY SHEEEAAAARS!!!
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Post by: Gnoll on May 25, 2011, 12:50:46 pm
Step 388: If you didn't understand Step 387, that's ok. Just insert two cups of dark matter and one tablespoon of antimatter.
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Post by: omegatripod on May 25, 2011, 02:50:53 pm
Step 389: CUE EXPLOSION!!!
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Post by: UFO King on May 25, 2011, 03:42:38 pm
Step 390: Take a break from explosions and eat the entire thing. Then eat an antacid or something, because that's a whole lot you just ate.
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Post by: Clayface on May 27, 2011, 02:39:13 am
You will now find, whoever ate the concoction in step 390 has now turned into a newt,
put it in a bowl and cover in milk, add 3 drops of blood and put it under your bed for 42 hours
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Post by: Slinky on May 30, 2011, 02:04:15 pm
Step 392: After you have figured out which statement is true in the "following statement true, previous statement false" problem, remove your now exploded head and feed the charred remains to the half drowned newt. Email me and I will send you a robotic replacement head*.






*While supplies last.
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Post by: TimeMaster on June 30, 2011, 12:01:18 pm
393. Add the newt to the mixture.
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Post by: SimplyNecro on June 30, 2011, 12:15:55 pm
Step 394: take the newt out, poke its eyes out and put them both back in.
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Post by: Gnoll on June 30, 2011, 07:21:40 pm
Step 395: Flail about aimlessly while this plays:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pufpww75ENI
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: omegatripod on July 01, 2011, 02:44:59 pm
Step 396: Turn off the internet and activate the Anti-Meme Field so nobody can rely on internet links and pop culture references of ranging levels of obscurity for humor.
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Post by: dndfreak on July 01, 2011, 10:48:55 pm
Step 397: Now turn the internet back on and refresh this page or your next instruction won't work.
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Post by: Galactic-Warrior on July 02, 2011, 07:40:59 am
Step 398: Go to 4chan and collect the essence of hate and lulz that 4chan produces, mix it for ten minutes, then toss it into the dish before you go insane.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Gnoll on July 02, 2011, 11:45:49 am
Step 399: Eat a bagel.
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Post by: Slinky on July 04, 2011, 02:23:16 pm
Step 400: Go back in time to step 300 and kill yourself. Prepare for a paradox.
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Post by: Gnoll on July 04, 2011, 07:42:23 pm
Step 401: Skip the next two steps, they're unimportant.
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Post by: Galactic-Warrior on July 04, 2011, 10:29:18 pm
Step 402: Ignore the previous step. Be aware that a time paradox may ensue.
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Post by: omegatripod on July 07, 2011, 04:31:14 pm
(Sorry about four steps in a row, but I couldn't pass up the opportunity.)

Step 403: Skip ahead to Step 406.

Step 404: Error has occurred.

Step 405: Go back to Step 402 and proceed normally. Note that this only causes a logical paradox, not a time paradox.

Step 406: Put the paradox back in the box.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Clayface on July 09, 2011, 01:08:52 am
step 408:  Add 2 sliced bananas
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Post by: Gnoll on July 09, 2011, 01:26:23 pm
Step 409: Go back to step 406.

Step 407: Add a cold fusion generator.
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Post by: Luminar on July 11, 2011, 12:02:23 am
Step 410: Now, carefully go backwards in reverse and undo everything you've done so far manually. You'll need a time machine and the innate biological ability to break the laws of physics for this.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: omegatripod on July 14, 2011, 06:17:07 pm
Step 411: Mix 3 tsp. sugar and 50 kL peanut butter together in an upside-down sawmill, preferably with sawmillers still inside.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Yuu on July 14, 2011, 10:59:00 pm
Step 412: Enter an eternal time loop "starting" at Step 25 and "ending" at Step 362.
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Post by: GroxGlitch on July 14, 2011, 11:04:28 pm
Step 413: Exit the eternal time loop and add MILK FOR THE KORN FLAKES!
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Post by: Gnoll on July 15, 2011, 05:12:24 am
Step 414: Be offended that Step 413 was not Homestuck-Related
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Post by: Slinky on July 15, 2011, 12:14:55 pm
Step 415: what are we making again?
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Post by: Rysworld on July 15, 2011, 02:08:42 pm
Step 416: Realize that since it involved infinite temporal loops, step 413 may be tangentially Homestuck-related. Contemplate this while mixing any mixture you have around. Do this correctly, and C'thulu may appear.
Title: Re: Never ending recipe.
Post by: Galactic-Warrior on July 15, 2011, 06:47:35 pm
Step 417: Once you defeat C'thulu in a ultimate battle of ultimate destiny, remove his/her's/it's brain, mix it up with some demonic hot sauce, and dump it into the dish. Winning is required for the next step.
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Post by: dndfreak on July 15, 2011, 08:56:06 pm
Step 418:

Charlie Sheen.

That is all.
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Post by: Ultimatum on July 16, 2011, 06:25:51 am
Step 419:

Add a keyblade.
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Post by: SimplyNecro on August 04, 2011, 07:56:41 am
Step 420: Add Walt Disney's frozen brain.
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Post by: Gnoll on August 04, 2011, 08:27:16 am
Step 421: Eat another bagel.  Bagels taste good.
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Post by: GroxGlitch on August 04, 2011, 01:48:15 pm
Step 422: Add Dr.Octagonapus, for not adding something to the recipe.
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Post by: Cyst on August 04, 2011, 04:31:45 pm
Step 420: Add Walt Disney's frozen brain.
What a waste of a 420

Step 423: Mix thoroughly with 2 metric tons of C4 plastic explosives.
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Post by: GroxGlitch on August 04, 2011, 05:11:48 pm
Step 424: Apply electrical charge.
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Post by: Galactic-Warrior on August 05, 2011, 10:08:32 am
Step 425: ? ? ?
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Post by: GroxGlitch on August 05, 2011, 10:20:51 am
Step 426: Profit.
(Ok, I think I've posted enough here for a while XD)
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Post by: Slinky on August 07, 2011, 10:29:53 am
Step 427: Twentyfourinchhotpinkafro.
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Post by: Galactic-Warrior on August 07, 2011, 10:37:03 am
Step 428: Activate the FABULOUS afro powers. This is required for the next step.
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Post by: Slinky on August 07, 2011, 01:39:28 pm
step 429: BARF A RAINBOW!!
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Post by: Clayface on August 07, 2011, 02:41:30 pm
430: Taste the Rainbow
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Post by: Slinky on August 07, 2011, 03:06:13 pm
Step 431: Shock the monkey. With your electric robot unicorn zombie alien twentyfourinchhotpinkafro.
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Post by: Gec on August 17, 2011, 10:48:58 pm
Step 432: Skip steps 260 to 431.
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Post by: Slinky on August 18, 2011, 02:21:57 pm
433: Afro Rampage!!!
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Post by: Gec on August 19, 2011, 09:54:58 am
434: That's not really a good idea.
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Post by: Slinky on August 19, 2011, 12:07:27 pm
435: *humph* Okay then, turn off the afro.
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Post by: Cyst on September 01, 2011, 04:45:09 pm
436: Ignore step 432 and repeat steps 260 through 431.
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Post by: Slinky on September 03, 2011, 09:52:10 am
437: FIRST POST!!!!! Wait, no.
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Post by: GroxGlitch on September 03, 2011, 07:57:55 pm
438: Insert four whopping cups of ON-TOPIC POWDER to save the thread from locking.
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Post by: Slinky on September 05, 2011, 09:03:00 am
439: MOAR NEWTS!! Add as many newts as you can find within a twenty-seven foot radius of your main toilet. Shred the newts, place carefully on top of ponies.