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Title: Punishment!
Post by: Luminar on July 25, 2007, 12:43:45 pm
In this topic, you think of the most appropriate punishment for the poster above, as based on personal opinion of em, or perhaps recent posts. You can even quote their posts if you like.

A word of warning: Keep it nice and civil. Give and take everything as a joke or the mods will put the clink on this pretty fast (with my blessing, I might add), and no-one wants that where potential fun is goin' on. Keep a light-hearted and fun atmosphere, leave grudges at the door.

Alright, I can't punish anyone since there's no-one above me, so that means i'm up for some.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: blitzonator on July 25, 2007, 12:44:51 pm
An ironic murder involving a blender.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Plank of Wood on July 25, 2007, 12:45:07 pm
Blitz, you are now to date Paris Hilton for not owning an ice-cream truck.


Is the punishment to hard?
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Slartibartfast on July 25, 2007, 12:48:27 pm
Beaten with a plank of wood to the groin until emasculation occurs.

(That might be more than Plank of Wood deserves, but I'm going to punish people based off their name and brutally.  :) )
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: blitzonator on July 25, 2007, 01:13:55 pm
Beaten to death by the Press for linking them all the time.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kratok on July 25, 2007, 01:50:19 pm
Burned in a suit filled with oil while thrown of some random high building landing into a bed of sharp rusty fishing hooks.

I'm creative so I might go over board some times.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kcronos on July 25, 2007, 02:14:51 pm
Burnt in the flame of his own posts.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Cool AN on July 25, 2007, 03:11:03 pm
Crushed by the titan Cronus. Oh the irony.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Little on July 25, 2007, 03:42:45 pm
Is killed in a knife fight at a ACDC concert while 'TNT' is on in the background.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kcronos on July 25, 2007, 03:51:25 pm
Is killed by Tiros...
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Little on July 25, 2007, 04:01:51 pm
Is sniped by Nicholas and blown apart by Jake and Jeremy.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Veraal on July 25, 2007, 04:46:28 pm
Big sits on you.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Little on July 25, 2007, 04:53:26 pm
Is shunned by the Nirvana community and kills himself.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Cool AN on July 25, 2007, 05:01:33 pm
Is killed while trying to teach leet in a English class.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Blarg on July 25, 2007, 05:17:20 pm
Is attacked by a flock of large, flying buffalo.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: FROMAN on July 25, 2007, 05:55:44 pm
hit by a multitude of candy based projectiles.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Little on July 25, 2007, 06:35:04 pm
Dies because I've given up on the Zombie Poll Game.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kratok on July 25, 2007, 06:45:23 pm
Is sent up with a firework, where every one of his cell explodes in the light and flame.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Luminar on July 25, 2007, 07:21:48 pm
Gets his ass kicked, replete with smug one-liner, 2500 times.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kratok on July 25, 2007, 07:36:39 pm
Gets his ass kicked, replete with smug one-liner, 2500 times.
Wouldn't that be more for Malt? Then again I've just been random nonsense =P

This is a comment. don't make a fool of yourself by attacking me. It's just one too, so get over it.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Flamester_ on July 25, 2007, 07:54:09 pm
You are forced to A very annoying and disturbing song forever, and only you can hear it.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Little on July 25, 2007, 09:55:18 pm
You burst into flames.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Doctor Z on July 25, 2007, 09:56:30 pm
Crushed by a horny big guy.


I expect nothing less than brutal. Especially after that. ^
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Little on July 25, 2007, 09:57:44 pm
Is overdosed on morphine by Docter.Z
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: MetallicDragon on July 26, 2007, 12:41:27 am
Mr. Little is forced to star in a children's franchise THAT JUST WON'T DIE!
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: shadowlord18 on July 26, 2007, 01:58:32 am
you melt
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Plank of Wood on July 26, 2007, 03:27:15 am
...







You get hit by a rampaging flamingo and die.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Snake on July 26, 2007, 03:31:58 am
You are hit by a Plank of Wood  :D
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Plank of Wood on July 26, 2007, 03:34:32 am
Is to ride "Its a small world" at Disneyland constantly for 8 hours.



Too harsh?
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Snake on July 26, 2007, 03:44:35 am
Nnnoooooo!!!!!   :'(

Just for that you are to be eaten by termites.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: blitzonator on July 26, 2007, 05:14:28 am
Cobra bite.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Snake on July 26, 2007, 05:47:34 am
Beat-down by people 7 years older than you. I have no idea why 7, but still.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Brutus on July 26, 2007, 07:39:15 am
to be deprived of sleep until death. by being kept awake by hitting him in the crotch everytime he falls asleep.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Snake on July 26, 2007, 07:41:08 am
My god, you must be the devil to think of something that horrible  :P.

Assassinated by a sniper. Simple and yet delightfully fun.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Brutus on July 26, 2007, 07:43:12 am
also being assasinated by a sniper, but by being shot in the crotch.


always go with the crotch :)
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Snake on July 26, 2007, 07:45:23 am
Nooo my poor crotch.  :D You mad man!

Having a bit of C4 strapped to his crotch and then exploding it.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Flamester_ on July 26, 2007, 09:35:52 am
Having every pain receptor in your body active to the fullest extent.

Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kaizer on July 26, 2007, 01:04:22 pm
have fun watching every episode of teletubbies in a room filled with Michael jacksons
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Cool AN on July 26, 2007, 03:56:52 pm
Nuclear explosion, while wearing a skirt.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: tomasgaquino on July 26, 2007, 03:58:13 pm
AC/DCness in excess blows your brains.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Blarg on July 26, 2007, 05:53:02 pm
The duck in your avatar eats your soul.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Person21 on July 26, 2007, 07:49:03 pm
You get dizzy from watching your own avatar and collapse
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Plank of Wood on July 27, 2007, 02:47:02 am
You must sing badly in front of Simon Cowel.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kratok on July 27, 2007, 02:54:29 am
To have boards repeatedly smashed into him with some super charged machine of some sort
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Snake on July 27, 2007, 03:21:39 am
Death by sleep exhaustion due to your Siggy.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: SBD on July 27, 2007, 03:36:12 am
falls into a punji pit.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Veraal on July 27, 2007, 04:07:11 pm
SBD or "Star Bastard Destroyer" (errr....) launches into you. then you die. from the blast that is.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: tomasgaquino on July 27, 2007, 06:30:14 pm
The faceless mouth you had as an avatar comes back and eats you for taking it from Bastardman
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Luminar on July 27, 2007, 07:53:58 pm
Mobbed to death by psychotic, flesh-eating ducks.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: shadowlord18 on July 27, 2007, 08:01:07 pm
every member of ea pees on him  ::)
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kishmond on July 27, 2007, 09:27:48 pm
Your soul is taken by angry lords of darkness.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Brandonazz on July 27, 2007, 09:30:45 pm
Your leg gets shot off. Completely.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Xoatl_169 on July 27, 2007, 09:52:29 pm
the eagle comes and uses the flag to suffact you.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Brandonazz on July 27, 2007, 09:57:55 pm
You get trapped forever in fuzzy grey limbo.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Flamester_ on July 27, 2007, 11:06:07 pm
Eagle pecks your brain out.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Xoatl_169 on July 27, 2007, 11:14:49 pm
you choke on bread
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: blitzonator on July 28, 2007, 03:35:01 am
Beaten with a dictonary for eternity....


Forgot to remove a space...
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Plank of Wood on July 28, 2007, 06:38:18 am
Clubbed to death with his own bad grammer.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Snake on July 28, 2007, 06:39:29 am
Beaten by your medieval(wrong spelling?) enemy.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Plank of Wood on July 28, 2007, 11:06:43 am
Trampled by llamas.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: FROMAN on July 28, 2007, 11:18:37 am
made into a crate.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Cool AN on July 28, 2007, 11:32:27 am
Attacked by corn and cows.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kaizer on July 28, 2007, 07:29:13 pm
learning ac dc is dead music then being shot by a moose with a rifle
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Snake on July 28, 2007, 07:30:54 pm
Dieing of opium overdose.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Cool AN on July 29, 2007, 04:57:46 am
Eaten by snakes.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: shadowlord18 on July 29, 2007, 04:59:23 am
freezes
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Clockwerk on July 29, 2007, 05:13:11 am
For your vile crime I sentence you to be punched in the face.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: FROMAN on July 29, 2007, 05:18:54 am
for no avatar sig and personnal text you get crushed by a giant can of coke
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Clockwerk on July 29, 2007, 05:23:51 am
You get your head choped off by a ax for being...  well who cares?
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: SBD on July 29, 2007, 05:35:03 am
Strapped to Big Ben for all eternity.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Snake on July 29, 2007, 08:42:09 am
Blinded for your whole life from having looked directly at an eclipse without protection.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Veraal on July 29, 2007, 09:31:46 am
While you stood on the edge of a cliff, a snake prodded you. down you fell....to your death!!
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Cool AN on July 29, 2007, 01:52:35 pm
A army of giant smilies eat you.

Edit: I fixed it.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: blitzonator on July 29, 2007, 02:58:20 pm
For your small grammatical error, you are forced to read the dictonary blindfolded.

EDIT:No you didn't.
Clue: A(n) army
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yannick on July 30, 2007, 05:11:22 am
You get struck by lightning for making German lightning.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Clockwerk on July 30, 2007, 07:55:46 am
Forced to eat cake for messing with the weather.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Veraal on July 30, 2007, 07:56:51 am
you eat a clock, clearly dillusioned and thinking that you would become a clock if you ate it. but you didn't, you just died.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Clockwerk on July 30, 2007, 08:06:51 am
You get stabbed in the back with a knife several times.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yannick on July 30, 2007, 11:16:33 am
A clockwork radar jumps out of a clock, piercing your brain and killing you instantly
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: FROMAN on July 30, 2007, 12:49:49 pm
a pixely asteroid hits you
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Veraal on July 30, 2007, 03:37:23 pm
that weird avatar of yours shoots you in the head, whils repeating: CORNBEEF?
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kaizer on July 30, 2007, 05:49:15 pm
death by sporegasm

Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Cool AN on July 30, 2007, 05:58:38 pm
Hit by a nuclear bomb.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: FROMAN on July 30, 2007, 06:00:07 pm
crushed by acdc fans
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yannick on July 31, 2007, 04:13:01 am
Smashed to death by a hug can of cornbeef.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Beatnuki on July 31, 2007, 04:55:15 am
Kicked by God so hard that you break into low orbit and burn up on re-entry.  ;D
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yannick on July 31, 2007, 04:59:27 am
Got your eyes gouged out for being a floating disembodied head.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kaizer on July 31, 2007, 07:43:33 am
knowing that your part of a dumb simpson fad that will blow over leaving you back as the hopeless life that we all are >:)
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kcronos on July 31, 2007, 07:46:43 am
Jailed for selling opium to little children and kittens.


YOU MONSTER  >:(
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: blitzonator on July 31, 2007, 08:01:34 am
For having me in your sig I kill you myself, just a lot slower and more painful.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Plank of Wood on July 31, 2007, 08:15:57 am
You are burned in a haystack for not knowning that he put it in his post because I owned you.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Beatnuki on July 31, 2007, 08:56:46 am
You are hereby sentenced to have the penguins give back your sanity, but to do so by standing a fair distance away and tying small bits of it to bricks and launching said bricks from catapults at your head.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Veraal on July 31, 2007, 10:08:38 am
You are punished to find and attach a body fit for the disemboweled head(avatar). it has to be a four legged creature though. after that you must feed and pet him.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yannick on July 31, 2007, 02:08:16 pm
You get eaten by the huge-mouthed faceless being you had as your avatar for changing your avatar.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: FROMAN on July 31, 2007, 02:09:41 pm
in mother russia moon hit you
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kaizer on July 31, 2007, 02:14:42 pm
death by getting killed by real russians
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Cool AN on July 31, 2007, 02:49:47 pm
Killed by Opium smugglers.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kaizer on July 31, 2007, 02:52:13 pm
i knew my smugglers would turn on me.... any hoo

death by lightning strike

Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yannick on July 31, 2007, 03:15:21 pm
Death by Opium Overdose
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: FROMAN on July 31, 2007, 03:25:56 pm
god kicks you
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kaizer on July 31, 2007, 03:47:45 pm
your dad beats you up after excessive alchohol intake
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Veraal on July 31, 2007, 05:02:37 pm
          ^
        haha!

You stand too close to your avatar, and dies. two times.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Cool AN on July 31, 2007, 05:17:42 pm
Beaten by an angry mob for having a Simpsons avatar.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Luminar on July 31, 2007, 11:19:18 pm
Someone plugs you into an electrical outlet.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yannick on August 01, 2007, 03:27:12 am
You get beaten by EA thugs for pissing on their logo.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kishmond on August 01, 2007, 08:48:46 pm
Your death comes before Spore. Because it came now.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: martyk on August 01, 2007, 09:01:49 pm
Eternity in hell for denying someone their right to Spore!
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: gec05 on August 01, 2007, 09:06:46 pm
Eternity in Michael Jackson's bed for talking about Spore too much.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kratok on August 01, 2007, 09:47:38 pm
A 'reward' from Micheal Jackson for giving him a 'friend'
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yannick on August 02, 2007, 04:05:24 am
You get burned in hell for quoting someone saying he's Batamn.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kratok on August 02, 2007, 07:14:27 am
That'd work if it wasn't a quote. which is why I put it in quote bars.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yannick on August 02, 2007, 08:26:24 am
Well, I hit you for not hitting me then!
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kratok on August 02, 2007, 09:07:23 am
I hit you for not ignoring my damn post as a game post!
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Cool AN on August 02, 2007, 09:33:01 am
Beaten to death by an angry mob.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Clockwerk on August 02, 2007, 03:16:02 pm
Shot for organzing a mob.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: blitzonator on August 05, 2007, 09:56:03 am
Ass kick like hell!

Hello. The next clue is: Follow the heart.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kaizer on August 05, 2007, 03:46:02 pm
get crushed during a blitz
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: The Time Traveller on August 06, 2007, 04:28:28 pm
Put into a room with a magical copy of spore that jerks away from you whenever you attempt to touch it.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Flamester_ on August 06, 2007, 05:27:12 pm
Forced to watch TBS forever.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Clockwerk on August 06, 2007, 06:43:39 pm
Locked in a room with a computer that never works.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Undistinguished on August 06, 2007, 09:46:54 pm
Forced to guess who I am forever.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: The Time Traveller on August 07, 2007, 10:20:00 am
You turn out to actually be not a well known forum veteran, but a huge troller accidentally selected because he has a similar name to a well known forum veteran, and someone finds it out.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kaizer on August 07, 2007, 02:06:16 pm
forced to listen to Al Gore talk about things that are super serial for all eternity.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: The Time Traveller on August 07, 2007, 02:22:40 pm
forced to listen to Al Gore talk about things that are super serial for all eternity.
Offtopic
Good! I thought I was the only one to dislike Al Gore and not believe in Global Warming.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Veraal on August 08, 2007, 06:24:14 am
You are put in a room with red, white and blue colours on the ceiling, floor and the walls. also, while hearing Will Wright's "Um..." on repeat every 3 seconds.

Good enough?
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Clockwerk on August 08, 2007, 06:54:33 am
Beheaded!
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kaizer on August 08, 2007, 07:03:29 am
forced  to play all the crappy anime based rpg games that japan cranks out every 5 seconds
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: FROMAN on August 08, 2007, 08:20:54 am
having your gallbladder explode with a force to destroy the earth
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Clockwerk on August 13, 2007, 08:00:37 pm
Stabbed with a Sword
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Cool AN on August 14, 2007, 05:22:59 am
Stuck in a clock.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Clockwerk on August 14, 2007, 08:18:50 am
Eated by a fellbeast.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kaizer on August 14, 2007, 08:19:12 am
shot by little children with cap guns
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Flamester_ on August 14, 2007, 08:20:32 am
Forced to keep going and going and going and going...
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Clockwerk on August 14, 2007, 08:44:08 am
Shot with a nail gun.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: The Time Traveller on August 14, 2007, 12:25:17 pm
Crushed by two turning gears.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Cool AN on August 14, 2007, 01:00:50 pm
Stuck in a maze.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Veraal on August 14, 2007, 01:11:01 pm
beaten by 5 old people. and after that hit by a car, then spat on, then kicked by a kid who was standing nearby. then lifted by two strong men and thrown up on a house, there a giant bird came, snapping at your eyes/head, it rips out your left eye, then flys away. you fall down, and get stomped on by a big kid, then you catch fire, and you run around in the middle of the road, and get hit by a truck. it drives on, while you are stuck on the grill. it stops at a cliff-sight-seeing-spot. and you fall the cliff, throug rocks as shark as needles. when you each the ground you get bitten by an aligator in your leg, it rips it off. you scream in agony. then two parrots join the feast and start biting your nose and fingers, you loose a piece of your nose and two fingers. they fly off, and you get hit by the ghost of Steve Irwin. you fall down yet another cliff. this time you fall into a shcaeffer kennel. you flee after several bites to your groin. then is picked up by helicopter. inside sits the Pedobear. he molests you, and throws you off the chopper. you fall from several meters up in the air and hit a mine field,blowing you to smithereens.

Sigh... the punisment was really meant for HW, but you just had to post.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Flamester_ on August 14, 2007, 01:15:15 pm
Get killed by a chair.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Camdagh on August 14, 2007, 05:17:49 pm
Get eaten by a giant loaf of bread with feline features.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Beatnuki on August 16, 2007, 05:07:04 am
You have a sneezing fit through your avatar's big blue nose until bits of mushy brain come out.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yannick on August 16, 2007, 05:21:10 am
Hydrogen bomb rammed in your body that will explode in 5 seconds.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kaizer on August 16, 2007, 06:34:33 am
you become so awesome every person on earth rips parts of you off until theres nothing left
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Cool AN on August 16, 2007, 10:17:32 am
Stabbed by strange sword.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: The Time Traveller on August 16, 2007, 10:18:13 am
Put in a room full of lightbulbs that shatter and cut you.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kaizer on August 16, 2007, 10:20:33 am
not able to win that game
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Plank of Wood on August 16, 2007, 11:01:00 am
Chokes on opium.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Flamester_ on August 16, 2007, 01:28:20 pm
Is stuck in a treehouse.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kaizer on August 16, 2007, 01:29:19 pm
killed by bread kitties
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Plank of Wood on August 16, 2007, 02:00:00 pm
Chokes on opium.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Cool AN on August 17, 2007, 01:13:55 am
Beaten by a plank of iron.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Plank of Wood on August 17, 2007, 01:14:48 am
Drowned by AC/DC disks in own shower.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Flamester_ on August 17, 2007, 02:00:57 am
Driven insane by penguins.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Clockwerk on August 17, 2007, 04:53:39 am
Eaten by a lion.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: The Time Traveller on August 17, 2007, 06:54:17 am
Made immortal, but then put in an infinite inescapable void.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Clockwerk on August 17, 2007, 07:59:06 am
Punished by eating ice cream all day long  ??? I mean you fall into a bottomless pit. ;D
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kaizer on August 17, 2007, 08:05:25 am
killed by my puppy (he has sharp teeth)
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Clockwerk on August 17, 2007, 08:08:09 am
I turn you into a mindless zombie.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Beatnuki on August 17, 2007, 08:09:15 am
Eaten by the very mindless zombie you created. The irony is too much to bear!
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kaizer on August 17, 2007, 08:11:30 am
while you laugh at me eating him i eat you also
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Clockwerk on August 17, 2007, 11:11:53 am
My cat eats you.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yannick on August 17, 2007, 11:22:50 am
I bust your head with your own clock.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: The Time Traveller on August 17, 2007, 11:25:48 am
A planet crashes into you.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Clockwerk on August 17, 2007, 11:33:00 am
The moon crashs into you.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yannick on August 17, 2007, 03:14:05 pm
The moon eats you.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: FROMAN on August 17, 2007, 08:15:33 pm
moon gets blown up
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Beatnuki on August 18, 2007, 03:42:33 pm
Huge bits of blown up moon fall on your head, burning due to their plummet into the atmosphere.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kaizer on August 18, 2007, 03:49:36 pm
stabbed to death by my avatar
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: The Time Traveller on August 18, 2007, 03:52:52 pm
Turned into my avatar.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Cool AN on August 18, 2007, 04:07:48 pm
Decomposes for no reason at all.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kaizer on August 18, 2007, 04:13:40 pm
crushed by his gamer card
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Veraal on August 19, 2007, 08:04:30 am
the little midget to the right on your sig kicks you in the nuts. then throw you off a cliff.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: The Time Traveller on August 19, 2007, 08:12:11 am
Rugs fall on your back and strangle you.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Cool AN on August 19, 2007, 01:23:06 pm
Just general unpleasantness.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: The Time Traveller on August 19, 2007, 01:28:47 pm
Falls into a pit of Genericness full of Ambiguous Monsters.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kaizer on August 19, 2007, 02:33:19 pm
finds out spore is never coming out
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Veraal on August 19, 2007, 02:46:35 pm
Tied to a chair. forever waiting for duke nukem forever.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kaizer on August 19, 2007, 02:51:10 pm
drowns in tears after learning i hate duke nukem and dont care
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Veraal on August 19, 2007, 02:56:01 pm
Tied to a chair, listening to the Happy Tree/Three(?) friends theme song. FOREVER! you cant die, and you cant starve or kill yourself, or get sick in any way. you cant even do anything.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kaizer on August 19, 2007, 02:59:11 pm
Tied to a chair, listening to the Happy Tree/Three(?) friends theme song. FOREVER! you cant die, and you cant starve or kill yourself, or get sick in any way. you cant even do anything.

if i cant do anything then how does it affect me....besides i can tune it out
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stabbed by martin
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Veraal on August 19, 2007, 03:11:12 pm
I control the pen, and thus, i control Martin.

You suddenly hear the banana phone song over and over again, in your head. forever.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Clockwerk on August 19, 2007, 04:52:46 pm
I put you in a plane and Hop out before you plunge to your death.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Cool AN on August 19, 2007, 10:59:47 pm
Locked in a clock with a wreaking crew.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Clockwerk on August 20, 2007, 09:06:41 am
Run over by a tank.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: FROMAN on August 20, 2007, 09:26:18 am
i stab you in the face
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Clockwerk on August 20, 2007, 12:21:05 pm
I shot you woth a shotgun.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kaizer on August 20, 2007, 12:55:19 pm
stabbed with a

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p
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Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Clockwerk on August 20, 2007, 02:36:12 pm
I takeover your mind.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: The Time Traveller on August 20, 2007, 06:57:10 pm
Steve kills you for not having an avatar.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kaizer on August 20, 2007, 07:00:09 pm
blown to bits by rabid monkeys
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Cool AN on August 20, 2007, 11:12:24 pm
Eaten by monsters.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Clockwerk on August 21, 2007, 06:27:53 am
Placed in jail.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: The_Kev on August 21, 2007, 12:22:12 pm
Stuck in a chair and can only watch a clock ticking till the nails shoot in his back.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Clockwerk on August 21, 2007, 06:53:55 pm
Head riped off.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Flamester_ on August 21, 2007, 10:03:20 pm
Ceases to exist.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kaizer on August 22, 2007, 06:41:25 am
mauled by bread kittens
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Cool AN on August 22, 2007, 07:11:46 am
Attacked by fat Italian break dancing plumbers.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: darkstar on August 23, 2007, 12:26:23 pm
Is prevented from ever playing spore
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Veraal on August 23, 2007, 12:45:02 pm
Smashed in the face/head with a screwdriver, several times.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Plank of Wood on August 23, 2007, 12:51:58 pm
Losing in staring contest.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kaizer on August 23, 2007, 08:11:16 pm
killed by polish people
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Cool AN on August 23, 2007, 10:53:45 pm
Repeated attacks from monsters and pushers.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Veraal on August 24, 2007, 02:20:15 pm
Condemned to be a spawnable npc.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: The Time Traveller on August 24, 2007, 02:27:08 pm
Turned into a squirrel, then a sheep.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: darkstar on August 24, 2007, 04:36:46 pm
must say "hello" to everyone on Earth
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: SXYCHK on August 24, 2007, 04:59:50 pm
Is condemned to a frozen world orbiting an extinguished star.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kaizer on August 24, 2007, 05:23:11 pm
killed by the veteran posters
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: FROMAN on August 24, 2007, 08:39:38 pm
forced to eat that hat that mario has worn since his first apperence.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: The Time Traveller on August 24, 2007, 08:41:17 pm
Thanked so hard for joining The DeathMaze that you explode.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: ashevm on August 25, 2007, 06:21:55 am
Forced to say hello to every person that comes near you until you are hit by a golf ball thrown by Mr. Bean from the nearby Minigolf course and collapse to the ocean until you reach the bottom of the sea and are crashed by the pressure. Your remains then decompose into a fossil of a fish with no fins. Then you are discovered 50 years later by slavian people and stolen by a guy that puts the fossil as an avatar and the username helloworld in a Spore fansite (EA hasn't released it after 50 years), not knowing that he is repeating a neverending cycle, until the end of mankind.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Veraal on August 25, 2007, 06:48:39 am
Hit by a brick in the head.

Simple....
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: The Time Traveller on August 25, 2007, 06:58:35 am
Robbed by a person wearing a rug for a cape.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: ashevm on August 25, 2007, 07:07:14 am
Eaten by a giant fish.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Clockwerk on August 25, 2007, 10:10:32 am
Time traveled into the past and created a time paradox killing you.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: ashevm on August 25, 2007, 10:21:09 am
Your clock[werks] quit working and you travel in time, too. And you were caught in the middle of a star war in the future and a light saber hits you "right in the kisser" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qLHVFwju-o). You die and then think of all the PARADOXES you have created either by travelling in time and by thinking while you were dead. Those paradoxes bring you back to life in the middle of the "cross-saber". You get continuosly hit and coming back to life for all the eternity and being continuosly powed in the kisser with a light saber can hurt.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Cool AN on August 25, 2007, 02:40:48 pm
Rapists.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Plank of Wood on August 25, 2007, 03:01:50 pm
Eats posioned Frogurt.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Veraal on August 25, 2007, 03:35:00 pm
Molested by Lamarr.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Blarg on August 25, 2007, 03:37:50 pm
Smacked silly by Gumby.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: ashevm on August 26, 2007, 02:10:13 pm
Collapsed on the floor after watching your avatar for like 5 minutes.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: stuck on August 26, 2007, 08:00:52 pm
Forgotten into obscurity.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: noogle on August 26, 2007, 08:05:53 pm


Killed by catmen
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: The Time Traveller on August 26, 2007, 08:08:48 pm
Known to not exist.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Flamester_ on August 26, 2007, 09:17:55 pm
Forced to spam the fourm forever.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: 762 on August 26, 2007, 09:44:21 pm
Heh, nice one.

locked into a cell with no food and only one window: a view leading to a cat eating a loaf of bread. Your loaf of bread...
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Cool AN on August 26, 2007, 10:51:02 pm
Beaten to death with rabbits. Why would anyone do that you ask? Who knows.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: ashevm on August 27, 2007, 03:26:18 am
Death by seeing a Mel Gibson movie: Passion of the Christ [avatar].
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: darkstar on August 29, 2007, 11:56:25 am
you my friend get to prove the theory of spontaneous human combustion.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: FROMAN on August 29, 2007, 03:12:16 pm
that ufo lands on you
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kaizer on August 29, 2007, 03:22:49 pm
shot by cornbeef lovers
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Beatnuki on August 29, 2007, 03:41:56 pm
Mario continuously breakdance-kicks you in the head until you can no longer stand. Sorry.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Cool AN on August 30, 2007, 01:17:57 am
Beaten to death by Nukins
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: The Time Traveller on August 31, 2007, 06:19:54 pm
His old avatar gets revenge for him changing.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Blarg on September 01, 2007, 07:45:47 pm
Eaten by a rusty spoon.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Beatnuki on September 02, 2007, 05:38:23 am
You fall in the chocolate river in Willy Wonka's factory. Sure, sounds nice enough, but the river's full of pirahnas. Oh, the horror!

And they're not even chocolate ones!
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yannick on September 02, 2007, 05:43:18 am
Link puts his master sword in your brain, lets someone transport you to the other side of the world, so he can search it again!
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kaizer on September 02, 2007, 05:44:35 am
frozen by the evil god hand
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Flamester_ on September 02, 2007, 08:55:41 am
I am not going to punish Opium..
Zelda puts his master sword in your brain, lets someone transport you to the other side of the world, so he can search it again!

How can you get Link and Zelda mixed up?

Every pain cell in your body will activate sending out the worst it can.
Everything you know will be gone.
You will never have the sweet freedom of insanity.
A intangible Limited Collectors Edition of Spore will be just out of your reach.

Don't mix up Link with Zelda...
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Plank of Wood on September 02, 2007, 08:56:26 am
Toasted.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yannick on September 02, 2007, 09:00:19 am
Killed by Poland.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Cool AN on September 02, 2007, 12:00:57 pm
Planet falls on your head.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: ashevm on September 04, 2007, 01:39:22 pm
John Travolta beats the crap out of you.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Blarg on September 04, 2007, 05:38:10 pm
Shot into space to revolve around the planet eart, then you poop, pee, and vomit forever and ever in the vacuum of space. Eventually, all of the poop, pee, and vomit buildup that has been created by you all these years created rings of pure horror around the Earth. Many years later, the amount of nastiness is so great, it covers the entire planet, blocking out the sun, and destroying all life as we know it.

But you keep creating more, cursed to never die, to always live in this perpetual torture of bodily waste. Nyah nyah.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kaizer on September 04, 2007, 05:43:06 pm
whilst walking in public you pass by me and continue to hum/whistle a tune it angers me so much i pull out a giant sword and do a horizontal slash slicing off your left arm screaming in pain i laugh half heartedly as you grasp your severed arm and run off then two days later after painful surgery i get bored of watching tv and decide to cut off your arm again thus continuing the same process as before but then i decide to severe another limb preferably your other arm now screaming on the ground with your arms in a bloody mess a few cops show up and shoot me i block their bullets with the sword and they ricochet into your left thigh your pain continues as you slowly lose blood after the massacre i trot back home a job well done....


you die of cancer 60 days later  ;D

and we all lived happily ever after...except for you, your dead,
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: FROMAN on September 04, 2007, 07:52:20 pm
pied in the face
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kaizer on September 04, 2007, 07:53:35 pm
on fromans birthday i stash anthrax in his cake *evil murder music plays* then i send the spanking monkeys on a raytheon 2-61A ground to air missle at him
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: ashevm on September 05, 2007, 04:11:28 am
You, my friend, are doomed to take Power Thirst (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ok0JH7KSDAs) every 30 seconds for the rest of your life and you turn into Hulk.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Cool AN on September 05, 2007, 07:06:53 am
Attacked by women activist who think you are a rapist.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Veraal on September 05, 2007, 07:32:43 am
Stampeded by cool people.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Blarg on September 05, 2007, 01:13:50 pm
Shot into space to revolve around the planet eart, then you poop, pee, and vomit forever and ever in the vacuum of space. Eventually, all of the poop, pee, and vomit buildup that has been created by you all these years created rings of pure horror around the Earth. Many years later, the amount of nastiness is so great, it covers the entire planet, blocking out the sun, and destroying all life as we know it.

But you keep creating more, cursed to never die, to always live in this perpetual torture of bodily waste. Nyah nyah.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: ashevm on September 05, 2007, 01:25:12 pm
Caught by an avalanche of liquid chocolate (Willy Wonka tribute) that then turns solid, preserving you (dead, obviously). Then you are discovered 30  0000000 years later you are discovered by aliens who study your corpse and then rape it.

Sorry, it was a very ill punishment, especially the last part...
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: shadowlord18 on September 05, 2007, 09:27:30 pm
killed by a mist form warcheif

Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: ashevm on September 06, 2007, 04:54:06 am
Donny Most rises from the mist exactly at the same time in the same spot you are and he kills you for interrupting his centurial (spelling?) ritual...
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Cool AN on September 06, 2007, 09:03:04 am
Trampled by Family Guy fans.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: ashevm on September 06, 2007, 10:25:29 am
John Travolta beats the crap out of you.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: The Time Traveller on September 07, 2007, 02:52:26 pm
Burns to ash, into the shape of the letters EVM.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: ashevm on September 08, 2007, 02:30:08 am
Burns to ash, into the shape of the letters EVM VERT.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Cool AN on September 08, 2007, 08:53:44 am
Attacked by telephatic aliens.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: ashevm on September 08, 2007, 09:23:03 am
John Travolta beats the crap out of you.

And again, gosh, I always punish YOU and until you change your avatar I will punish you like this. Either that or I swap John Travolta with Uma Thurman... :)
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Cool AN on September 08, 2007, 01:32:16 pm
Beaten to death by me, because I will never changed my avatar until I feel like it.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Plank of Wood on September 08, 2007, 01:34:39 pm
Drowned by cool people.



HA Ashvem!
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Person21 on September 08, 2007, 03:04:04 pm
Bored to death!
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: ashevm on September 09, 2007, 08:11:23 am
21 persons fall over your head...
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: FROMAN on September 09, 2007, 02:03:39 pm
my avatar shoots you
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Veraal on September 09, 2007, 02:21:19 pm
My avatar headbutts you.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: tomasgaquino on September 09, 2007, 02:24:47 pm
My avatar stabs you with duck dagger.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Cool AN on September 09, 2007, 02:47:27 pm
Random beatings.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kaizer on September 09, 2007, 04:00:33 pm
served by mario
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Clockwerk on September 09, 2007, 07:54:29 pm
Sued
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Camdagh on September 10, 2007, 06:36:40 pm
Flung into the empty void of outer space with a space suit, with a century's supply of oxygen, bland space crackers, and water. A suitably boring death for such a boring looking user.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: The Time Traveller on September 10, 2007, 06:38:46 pm
He has so much creativity that his brain works faster and faster until it works beyond the limits of reality, breaking a hole in reality, which he falls through, into a pit of the most vicious creatures that he imagined.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Cool AN on September 11, 2007, 04:26:07 am
Killed when a world falls on him and says "Hello".
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kaizer on September 11, 2007, 11:55:48 am
catches ammonia and dies
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Camdagh on September 11, 2007, 07:18:54 pm
Break-danced to death by nintendo characters.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Cool AN on September 11, 2007, 11:24:36 pm
Caught in strange world with strange creatures, that EAT HUMAN FLESH!
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Clockwerk on September 12, 2007, 02:29:36 pm
You get Spore
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: darkstar on September 14, 2007, 12:36:26 pm
is trapped indefinitely within a giant clock...
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Legodragonxp on September 14, 2007, 12:44:24 pm
...forced live with the characters from the movie of the same name forever.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: ashevm on September 15, 2007, 12:57:29 pm
Legos build a fortress around you and you starve to death.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Person21 on September 15, 2007, 01:37:07 pm
Lynched for saying "Legos"
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kaizer on September 15, 2007, 01:47:41 pm
shot by 21 people who all have .21 caliber shotguns that each shoot you 21 times in 21 seconds
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: ashevm on September 16, 2007, 03:01:10 am
Dies by a sunburn for not wearing Mario's hat.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Cool AN on September 16, 2007, 05:15:05 am
Shoot by worms.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: ashevm on September 16, 2007, 12:28:55 pm
Quentin Tarantin kills Bill you.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Clockwerk on September 16, 2007, 04:08:38 pm
Legos eat you.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kaizer on September 16, 2007, 04:44:07 pm
forced to do battle with me when i have enhanced human strength and powers and use my giant ass sword to slice you to ribbons
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Legodragonxp on September 16, 2007, 09:13:30 pm
... becomes a poster child for Nancy Reagan's 'Say no to Drugs' campaign and has to do Public Service Announcements at Live Aid concerts and interviews with Phil Donahue.

-Lego
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Cool AN on September 17, 2007, 01:06:27 am
Killed by Lego's lawyers.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Clockwerk on September 17, 2007, 01:47:49 pm
Sued by IBM Lawyers.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kaizer on September 17, 2007, 01:49:50 pm
forced to watch this for ever http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5N2Ttqxa_TA&mode=related&search=
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Clockwerk on September 17, 2007, 02:09:53 pm
Sent here (http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?Clockwerk133)
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Veraal on September 18, 2007, 02:56:24 pm
Introduced to this fellow:
(http://www.planetphillip.com/siteimages/general/gordon-freeman.jpg)
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Doctor Z on September 18, 2007, 07:13:08 pm
Based on Avatar: Sent to the Funny Farm.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kidsoldier on September 18, 2007, 10:56:12 pm
sent to hell
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Cool AN on September 18, 2007, 10:57:34 pm
Sent to teletubby hell!
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kidsoldier on September 18, 2007, 11:13:36 pm
Sent to a RuneScape DUNGEON!!!!  :o
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: FROMAN on September 19, 2007, 07:37:32 pm
sent to a pie factory
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: TotalSandwich on September 19, 2007, 08:33:39 pm
Shaved.

'Nuff Said.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Cool AN on September 19, 2007, 11:11:55 pm
Eaten by giant sandwich lovers.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: ashevm on September 22, 2007, 06:32:36 am
Quentin Tarantino kills Bill you.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Clockwerk on September 24, 2007, 04:31:35 pm
Forced to play an addicting game.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kcronos on September 24, 2007, 04:49:13 pm
Thrown from the Big Ben in England.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Cool AN on September 25, 2007, 01:45:15 am
Sucked into a computer, into a flash with Madness.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: gaming fan on September 26, 2007, 08:01:35 pm
Mysterious murder involving killer computer
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Veraal on September 28, 2007, 02:10:36 pm
Dropped into a bowl of boiling fudge, then rolled in dirt, then forced to eat it.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Clockwerk on October 01, 2007, 04:36:09 pm
Killed by aliens
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kaizer on October 01, 2007, 04:56:57 pm
killed by the horrible graphics of the wario game on the virtual boy
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: ashevm on October 04, 2007, 02:27:59 pm
I fire my lazer at you...!
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Cool AN on October 04, 2007, 11:29:34 pm
I throw my rocks at you.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: TotalSandwich on October 05, 2007, 12:00:23 am
I bury you in worms, and I bury worms in you.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: ashevm on October 05, 2007, 04:37:24 am
Someone makes a sandwich outta you.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: The Time Traveller on October 05, 2007, 04:02:58 pm
A huge bananna grows afraid of you and stomps on you, like people stomp on bugs.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kaizer on October 05, 2007, 04:18:52 pm
hit by ultima 50 times then you trigger my trap card and have to listen to piccolos 9000 inert balls for all eternity
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: FROMAN on October 05, 2007, 08:44:16 pm
you hit a wall at 88 miles per hour
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: ashevm on October 06, 2007, 08:37:09 am
A guy cornbeefs you.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Cool AN on October 06, 2007, 08:47:17 am
Monkeys eat you.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Blarg on October 06, 2007, 09:32:36 am
Shot into space to revolve around the planet eart, then you poop, pee, and vomit forever and ever in the vacuum of space. Eventually, all of the poop, pee, and vomit buildup that has been created by you all these years created rings of pure horror around the Earth. Many years later, the amount of nastiness is so great, it covers the entire planet, blocking out the sun, and destroying all life as we know it.

But you keep creating more, cursed to never die, to always live in this perpetual torture of bodily waste. Nyah nyah.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Clockwerk on October 07, 2007, 03:22:55 pm
Shot into space to revolve around the planet eart, then you poop, pee, and vomit forever and ever in the vacuum of space. Eventually, all of the poop, pee, and vomit buildup that has been created by you all these years created rings of pure horror around the Earth. Many years later, the amount of nastiness is so great, it covers the entire planet, blocking out the sun, and destroying all life as we know it.

But you keep creating more, cursed to never die, to always live in this perpetual torture of bodily waste. Nyah nyah.

Chinaness water tourure.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Cool AN on October 08, 2007, 02:14:41 am
Trapped in a clock for eternity!
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Blarg on October 08, 2007, 07:07:29 am
Have I just upped the level of Punishment for a time?

Also, trampled by a herd of ninja llamas, bent on killing you because of the millions of deaths of their fellow mammals, the cows. You might know ther uncle Joe as that happy meal you ate when you were a kid.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Cool AN on October 08, 2007, 08:49:31 am
Well time to get to work.

You find yourself invited to a magical factory where candy and beer is made available to you by the truck load. You can take three friends with you, and you choose your girlfriend, and your mate and his girlfriend. You enter the factory where you are greeted by a elderly man and his seemingly endless army of midgets who seem to work the entire plant. You are brought to every room, each one filled with a new form of ecstasy and pleasure, one might be filled by the most amazing chocolate in the, the next with beer so tasteful and well balanced that you can not help to wonder how you ever went on without it.
At last you are introduced to the last room. Unlike the other rooms that had a general feeling of delight and comfort, this evokes only fear and repulsion. The elderly man stands up and removes his mask, revealing his strange and terrifying face and grin. He says that the tour is over and his minions tie up and your party up. The strange man walks next to you as you lay on the floor bound and gaged, he points out your friend who's eyes tell you that he knows that he will not live for much longer. The minions pull your friend up and carry him to a table in the middle of the room, where a selection of knives and spears are lined up. The man takes a long silver knife that looks too clean to be in this filthy room, and begins slowly cutting in your friends cheek. Your friend screams but it is barely audible over the gag.
Suddenly your girlfriend starts laughing. You look at her like she has gone crazy, which under the circumstances she might have done. Then you look at your friend's girlfriend and see that she has started laughing too and now you see every one has started laughing even your friend. The small men untie you and your girlfriend explains that you are on some stupid tv show about scaring your loved ones.
The next day you break up with your girlfriend, delete your friends number and move to a different part of the country.

I didn't proof read any of that.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Veraal on October 08, 2007, 01:31:27 pm
You are put on a platform. you are then forced to eat bull eyes, yes. BULL eyes, forever, but if you gain weight, the platform goes down because of the weight you are creating. Once the platform reaches a certain level, a pool of lava and magma opens up beneath the platform. you continue to eat, crying in frantic panic. slowly you descend into the scolding hot magma, burning away all the flesh from your bones.

Then you are resurrected, and the process begins anew, and it goes like that for ever.

Good enough for you??
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Cool AN on October 08, 2007, 01:33:11 pm
Awesome, very ancient Greek.

I punish you because I can only think of knives and slaughter, you just created an entirely new set of myths.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Blarg on October 08, 2007, 02:26:40 pm
An entire army of darkness sweeps through the land, obliderating everything in their path. They eventually come upon you, and proceed to strip the flesh from your bons with a rusty spork, while you are still alive.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: ashevm on December 23, 2007, 08:00:01 am
Dies because of a tumor in a mini-liver lodged in the bottom part of the neck.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yuu on December 24, 2007, 06:34:54 am
Slaughtered by these guys (http://images.wikia.com/cnc/images/5/5f/Militant_group.jpg) from within, while still alive.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Cool AN on December 24, 2007, 04:48:41 pm
Slowly lowered into a active volcano, by people who couldn't guess who you were.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yuu on December 24, 2007, 07:36:55 pm
Ferried by a small boat to hell...

Wandering through the valleys of pain and suffering...

For all eternity...

Never to know paradise...

In eternal punishment, alongside...

BARNEY...
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Cool AN on December 25, 2007, 04:51:01 am
Dear god!

Attacked by roaming tigers.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yuu on December 25, 2007, 06:35:36 am
Trapped in an asylum while being pursued by twelve chainsaw wielding butlers wearing smiley masks dipped in the blood of countless human children and puppies. Periodically, they will scream like they are in total pain. When they are nearing their prey, they will cry so loud that it strikes the heart of their victims and terrifies them more... The butlers become stealth while not moving.

As time passes, the asylum gets smaller and smaller, making escape more difficult. The twelve keys that are required to escape from the asylum are hidden behind the smiley masks of each butler. The masks are welded to their faces, making extraction of the keys virtually impossible.

There is a safe room in the asylum, the cafeteria. They can't get in, or so it seems. Unfortunately, the food supply is getting low, only two bottles of beer, one box of cereal and two loaves of bread remain. Even though it is a safe room, it is not totally clean. The entire room is covered in a dense layer of rotting cheese and blood drips from the ceiling for no obvious reason. Every night, a loud scream can be heard from the floor above. The scream is accompanied by merry laughter similar to the butlers' voices and the sound of a meat grinder which seems to periodically halt. In the morning, a fresh bag of meat is always found in the center of the room, it tastes like chicken, but it is not chicken, it is different. A note is always found tied to the bag of meat. It says "You look so cute when you're asleep. Do your best to get the keys from us, okay?" After reading this, a loud moan is always heard from outside the cafeteria.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Veraal on December 25, 2007, 12:18:08 pm
*shivers*

Attacked by roaming old people.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yuu on December 25, 2007, 09:57:27 pm
A scream mask is welded to the face, and a knife is surgically attached to the hand. No anesthesia at all.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: FROMAN on December 26, 2007, 12:17:55 am
forced to live at the city of rapture for 20 years
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Veraal on December 26, 2007, 03:16:23 pm
strapped to a mountain, then made invincible(not to pain, though) and then the most ugly and provoking 6 year old bites your internal organs out. then you respawn to the previous position. repeat for a billion years.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Brandonazz on December 26, 2007, 08:05:24 pm
Trapped in a cage over an infinite abyss, a path off to one side leads back to the free world.

The keys lay within arms reach alongside the wall.

But both arms are shackled to your legs.

All you have in the cage is a bone saw.

And this Joachim fellow told me you knew him. I don't remember him.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yuu on December 27, 2007, 04:50:13 am
Strapped to the floor, denied of food for five days, and shot with this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9u-MaNNDnU

Rinse and repeat, forever.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kaizer on December 27, 2007, 06:42:51 am
one day on the job you decide to tinker with your newest fusion reactor...unfortunately it goes horribly wrong....like this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FcuyWL8zJg

there were no survivors -.-
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Cool AN on December 27, 2007, 07:55:54 am
Tied to a pole, forced to take "opium" for twenty years. Only it isn't opium, it is glass.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: The Time Traveller on December 27, 2007, 09:24:51 am
Shot at Mach 8 through a one millimeter hole, into a pit full of acid.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Flamester_ on December 27, 2007, 11:56:09 am
Forced to smash your computer with a sledge hammer, repeatedly.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: FROMAN on December 27, 2007, 05:19:19 pm
forced through a fine mesh screen.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yuu on December 28, 2007, 01:51:40 am
Zombies come out of computer screen and take you back to Raccoon City with them.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: ashevm on December 28, 2007, 11:48:06 am
Die of thirst in hell. Wait, you can't die in hell... So, Mwahahahaha! :)
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Veraal on January 01, 2008, 07:45:45 pm
Turned into a simpson character, then Matt Groening picks up a zippo-lighter and uses it on you.

Then he redraws you, and does the same thing over and over and over again.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Clayface on January 01, 2008, 08:07:01 pm
locked in a cage in a small dark room, never to see light again,
until you die of hunger that is,
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: ashevm on January 02, 2008, 05:40:28 am
Your face turn to clay.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: FROMAN on January 02, 2008, 12:14:31 pm
burned to ash.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: ashevm on January 05, 2008, 08:11:44 am
He's the paper/wall/whatever in his avatar.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yuu on March 01, 2008, 11:55:34 pm
Attacked by... Oh noes! BLOOD MONKEYS!!!
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Andrew Ryan on March 02, 2008, 12:31:01 am
Forced to get a new avatar.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yuu on March 02, 2008, 07:23:58 am
Forced to stare at my avatar, after I've finally updated it of course. ;)
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Neoskel on March 04, 2008, 04:43:26 am
Slap on the wrist.



And a truncheon to the face.  :P
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yuu on March 04, 2008, 05:32:30 am
Trapped in an indestructible glass room with no belongings whatsoever. A copy of Spork is then put on a pedestal right nest to the glass room.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: darkstar on March 04, 2008, 07:52:22 am
shall be plagued with an insane number of typos whenever he/she writes/types anything.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Shadowgandor on March 04, 2008, 07:56:24 am
Gets his UFO confiscated.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Cool AN on March 04, 2008, 08:42:48 am
Is shot in the dark.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Neoskel on March 04, 2008, 03:59:27 pm
Secured to a ceiling fan by the ends of his dreads.

Fan set to highest speed.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: darkstar on March 04, 2008, 07:25:50 pm
Is forced to explain the cancellation of starcraft 2 to an angry mob of South Koreans
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Andrew Ryan on March 04, 2008, 07:57:08 pm
Is forced to burn all his consoles and video games.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Veraal on March 05, 2008, 01:07:18 am
raped by a Big Daddy untill death.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: emmet on March 05, 2008, 12:38:05 pm
Boulders attached to testes then pulled by elephants.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Cool AN on March 05, 2008, 01:16:27 pm
Poked to death by kids with sticks.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: BlueBottle on April 24, 2008, 01:36:36 pm
Transformed into an undead monster and forced to prowl by night.

(Speaking of which, please click here, (http://www.monstersgame.us/?ac=vid&vid=175007986) I need to drink your blood...)
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yuu on April 25, 2008, 12:41:22 am
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc97/Kurinatsu/moonphase_01.png)

Bitten and turned into her slave!
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yuu on May 20, 2008, 08:13:46 pm
Stoned to death.

The other kind of stoned, that is.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Andrew Ryan on May 20, 2008, 08:37:31 pm
Forced to listion to the "This is Sparta" remix at full blast on a really expensive sound system for all eternity!
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: SBD on May 20, 2008, 11:14:06 pm
Child birth in reverse. In a big sweaty hairy guy's arse.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yuu on July 10, 2008, 03:20:22 am
Forced to do this (http://youtube.com/watch?v=WCqJTZ2c_Sg&feature=related) FOR ALL ETERNITY!!!
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Andrew Ryan on July 10, 2008, 12:17:22 pm
Thrown into the gut of a whale.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yuu on July 10, 2008, 06:16:51 pm
Thrown in the gutter.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Andrew Ryan on July 10, 2008, 06:28:15 pm
Forced to cut up Jesus and your immediate family over and over and over and over and over for all eternity.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: ashevm on July 11, 2008, 04:59:33 am
Eats a painting.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Andrew Ryan on July 11, 2008, 11:29:20 am
Locked inside a volcano.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yuu on July 12, 2008, 04:09:52 am
Locked inside Davy Jone's Locker Room!
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Ultramarine on July 12, 2008, 08:42:59 am
Spanked with a sword fish!
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Pixxel on July 12, 2008, 09:55:38 am
T-virus:ed and turned into a mindless mutant that I control.

*PIcture of a vampire girl sick blood from somebodys neck*

Bitten and turned into her slave!
What Anime is that? :P
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yuu on July 12, 2008, 05:41:39 pm
Turned into a living pillar of pure sugar.

T-virus:ed and turned into a mindless mutant that I control.

*PIcture of a vampire girl sick blood from somebodys neck*

Bitten and turned into her slave!
What Anime is that? :P

Tsukuyomi Moonphase. A nice and fast-paced show about vampires.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Andrew Ryan on July 12, 2008, 09:14:15 pm
Forced to live on Neptune!
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yuu on July 12, 2008, 09:47:56 pm
No! Not on Neptune! :o

Forced to live on the surface of the sun.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Andrew Ryan on July 12, 2008, 11:30:39 pm
Butt raped... By a camel.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yuu on July 12, 2008, 11:36:28 pm
Annoyed by I R Baboon by using his victory dance for all eternity! >:D
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Andrew Ryan on July 12, 2008, 11:41:45 pm
Given the smake down by Oprah... on public television!!!
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yuu on July 12, 2008, 11:56:05 pm
NOOO!!! :o


Forced to live in this world FOREVER!!! :o
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Andrew Ryan on July 13, 2008, 01:46:37 am
Forced to die... IN THE DEATH ROOM!!!
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yuu on July 14, 2008, 06:21:37 am
Forced to live... IN THE DEATH ROOM!!!
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Ultramarine on July 14, 2008, 09:26:07 am
Both of you shut up!

*Ahem*

Shocked with a cattle prod, on high.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Andrew Ryan on July 14, 2008, 12:53:46 pm
Forced to live... IN THE UBERGEEKDOM SECTION!!!
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kenobro on July 14, 2008, 02:48:32 pm
Forced to surrender your forum games rule to Yuu.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Andrew Ryan on July 14, 2008, 03:02:07 pm
Pushed into a giant freezer.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yuu on July 15, 2008, 05:18:34 am
Pushed into the pit of death debt.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kenobro on July 15, 2008, 07:33:38 am
Forced to act out a play you don't know.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Ultramarine on July 15, 2008, 10:04:50 am
Shot with a rabid weasel canon!
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Andrew Ryan on July 15, 2008, 12:05:54 pm
Shot with a watermelan gun.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kenobro on July 15, 2008, 01:43:06 pm
Beaten with a pretzel box.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Andrew Ryan on July 15, 2008, 01:44:33 pm
Beaten with a nine-iron.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kenobro on July 15, 2008, 01:44:56 pm
Beaten by a bioshock CD.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Andrew Ryan on July 15, 2008, 04:15:13 pm
Killed in Vietnam by American Troops.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kenotai on July 15, 2008, 04:38:45 pm
Captured in Vietnam by the Vietnamese.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kenobro on July 15, 2008, 04:55:28 pm
Forced to give up your randomness.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Andrew Ryan on July 15, 2008, 07:42:40 pm
Forced to explode.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yuu on July 16, 2008, 03:34:33 am
Buried alive.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kenobro on July 16, 2008, 11:06:49 am
Cut with a butter knife.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Andrew Ryan on July 16, 2008, 12:12:33 pm
Cut with a rock.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kenobro on July 16, 2008, 03:40:21 pm
Shot with a banana gun.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yuu on July 16, 2008, 05:12:17 pm
Killed with a nail clipper.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Andrew Ryan on July 16, 2008, 05:21:47 pm
Killed by the Jesus Mech!
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kenobro on July 17, 2008, 11:27:13 am
Hit up-side the head by Jesus.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Andrew Ryan on July 17, 2008, 12:41:43 pm
Forced to live in the middle of the ocean!
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kenobro on July 17, 2008, 01:33:30 pm
Left alone with Michael Jackson
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Andrew Ryan on July 18, 2008, 01:20:58 am
Left alone with John Wayne.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kenobro on July 18, 2008, 11:35:57 am
Forced into bankruptcy.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Andrew Ryan on July 18, 2008, 12:43:19 pm
Forced to watch some stupid movie forever.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: SBD on July 19, 2008, 01:00:40 am
Have teeth, toes and fingers taken off with pliers.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Andrew Ryan on July 19, 2008, 01:07:08 am
Forced to copy, word for word, War and Peace for all eternity.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kenobro on July 19, 2008, 11:51:55 am
Forced to count to googolplex.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: ashevm on July 24, 2008, 03:49:44 am
Poked with a stick for half an hour (it's weak I know, but very annoying)
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: FROMAN on July 25, 2008, 01:51:33 pm
forced to listen to someone rubbing on a balloon for 3 years
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kenobro on July 25, 2008, 01:53:08 pm
Slipped by a banana
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Mae on July 25, 2008, 02:23:34 pm
Forced to work as a clerk in the middle east, without knowing what language they speak, how to speak it, and that if you make a mistake in the legal system, the only punishment is death.

You have 2 days to learn advanced middle-eastern law.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Cow on July 25, 2008, 03:38:13 pm
Fingers and toes chopped and then re-attached for all eternity.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yuu on July 26, 2008, 04:54:50 am
Forced to laugh for all eternity.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Ultramarine on July 26, 2008, 07:44:42 am
Force fed chicken, your only weakness >:D
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yuu on July 26, 2008, 07:03:37 pm
Do not want!!!

Oh, the pain of itchy feet! :o


Forced to kill Roxas with a crowbar! >:D >:D >:D
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kenobro on August 16, 2008, 05:09:49 am
Fed calcium pills for all eternity.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yuu on August 16, 2008, 06:47:11 am
Fed rat pills for all eternity.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kenobro on August 16, 2008, 12:59:56 pm
Fed Cheese for all eternity. Blue cheese, that is.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: FROMAN on August 16, 2008, 01:55:02 pm
forced to eat nonexistent food for all eternity.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yuu on August 16, 2008, 05:31:15 pm
Forced to eat shrooms for all eternity.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Andrew Ryan on August 16, 2008, 06:29:53 pm
Forced to ride a unicorn... INTO THE PIT OF DEATH!!!
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yuu on August 17, 2008, 03:28:29 am
Forced to ride a unicorn mule... INTO THE PIT OF DEATH!!!
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: emmet on August 17, 2008, 07:02:31 am
Having every molecule of your butt simultaneously teleported a few feet up into the center of your brain.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kenobro on August 17, 2008, 09:51:42 am
Tickled by a feather duster!
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yannick on August 17, 2008, 10:19:54 am
Forced to spend a lifetime in Vegas.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Ultramarine on August 17, 2008, 10:52:52 am
Suspended in a pool of water with your nipples clipped to wires while being shocked with sponges attached to two Jumper cables.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Cow on August 17, 2008, 11:51:39 am
Forced to eat your legs FOR ALL TIME!
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Veraal on August 17, 2008, 12:48:13 pm
forced to eat guitar strings for all eternity.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Andrew Ryan on August 17, 2008, 02:48:34 pm
Forced to listion to "We Built This City on Rock and Roll" FOREVER!!!
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kenobro on August 17, 2008, 02:58:01 pm
Forced to be rick rolled for ever.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yuu on August 18, 2008, 02:20:26 am
Led by a fraternity of assassins into killing your parents who they told you were a couple of deserters who killed your "supposed" parents even though the two of them were just trying to protect you from the fraternity...

... by your own volition.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kenobro on August 18, 2008, 09:08:06 am
Forced to burn every single KH disc ever made!
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Andrew Ryan on August 18, 2008, 05:09:27 pm
Thrown into a vat a music.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yuu on August 19, 2008, 10:47:23 pm
Sent to Nova Prospekt.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Andrew Ryan on August 19, 2008, 10:59:41 pm
Sent to live in North Korea.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yuu on August 19, 2008, 11:35:10 pm
Turned into an amoeba and placed in a pond.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kenobro on August 20, 2008, 04:21:09 pm
Forced to count amoebas without a microscope.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Cow on August 20, 2008, 06:26:40 pm
Forced to eat amoebas. The kind that cause a slow painful death, that is.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yuu on August 21, 2008, 05:07:56 am
Forced to fight a thirty foot tall robot armadillo that shoots rainbows out of it's eyes.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kenobro on August 21, 2008, 09:11:06 am
Forced to fall down the stairs.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yuu on August 21, 2008, 06:35:37 pm
Forced to fall up the stairs.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Cow on August 22, 2008, 06:27:25 pm
Forced to have the stairs fall on you.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Andrew Ryan on August 22, 2008, 08:08:00 pm
Thrown into a giant vat of butter!
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kenobro on August 23, 2008, 09:26:57 am
Pecked by hungry chickens.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Cow on August 23, 2008, 12:26:40 pm
Tar'd n' feather'd!
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kenobro on August 23, 2008, 01:10:54 pm
Tripped by a banana peel
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: FROMAN on August 30, 2008, 09:12:12 pm
pied to death.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Andrew Ryan on August 30, 2008, 11:51:54 pm
Dropped off the Titanic!
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yuu on August 31, 2008, 03:07:41 am
Agent47'd.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kenobro on August 31, 2008, 09:19:17 am
pied to death.
Punishment, not how would you kill the poster above you.

Anyway.

Knocked on the head.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Ultimatum on August 31, 2008, 01:16:18 pm
As punishment for taking my cookie jar and hiding it,I say you should locked in a box.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yuu on September 01, 2008, 03:15:35 am
Trampled by a horse.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kenobro on September 01, 2008, 09:21:50 am
Beaten with a broom stick
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: ashevm on September 01, 2008, 12:01:22 pm
falls down stairs

Eats glass until guts are ripped apart.
Title: ...
Post by: TheCreator on September 01, 2008, 12:02:13 pm
Arms and legs amputated with a rusty hack saw.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: ashevm on September 01, 2008, 01:22:44 pm
Forced to constantly create.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yuu on September 04, 2008, 01:54:09 am
Forced to become "The Creature Destroyers."
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Andrew Ryan on September 04, 2008, 07:21:38 am
Forced to fix mt glichy computer.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kenobro on September 04, 2008, 11:55:14 am
Forced to wait 10 years for SPORE
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Andrew Ryan on September 04, 2008, 03:24:51 pm
Forced to fall down an endless flight of stairs.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yuu on September 04, 2008, 06:29:34 pm
Forced to play very aggressively in Space Stage. >:D

On Hard! >:D >:D

Forever! >:D >:D >:D
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kenobro on September 05, 2008, 12:20:17 pm
Forced to look at a live version of your avatar forever!
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yuu on September 06, 2008, 04:26:35 am
Turned into your avatar...

... by your own volition! >:D
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Flamester_ on September 24, 2008, 08:00:11 pm
1:Compressed to the size of a atom.
2:Expanded to 3 light years in length width and hight.
3:Go to 1
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kenobro on September 25, 2008, 04:26:26 pm
Forced to look at a calculator TI-84 that has been programmed to repeat forever.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yuu on September 29, 2008, 06:44:36 am
     Forced to know the true nature of the 216-digit code. 8)


     Kudos to those who get the reference.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Andrew Ryan on September 29, 2008, 07:32:07 am
Forced to have fun in the sun!  :D
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: SwirlAbg on September 29, 2008, 08:58:16 am
Forced to spontaneously combust while slipping on a banana peel. :-X
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Pixxel on September 29, 2008, 03:28:51 pm
Forced to experience one of your worst nightmares for 12 hours each day, and for 11 hours you'll have eat the most disgusting things you could imagine. The last hour of the day you'll have to watch the worst parts of the day from a surveillance camera that have been filming you.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kenobro on September 29, 2008, 03:57:38 pm
Forced to go in the past and be submerged in a pool full of megalosaurs, which will proceed to haunt you for the rest of your life. Never biting, never eating, still is swimming... STILL is swimming. Never breaking orbit, forced to stand their in terror forever, whilst being fed. And you have an air tank.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yuu on October 01, 2008, 01:17:03 am
Forced to fight this...

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=tOZKutVok2I


In real life.

Without any weapons/demonic powers.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Andrew Ryan on October 15, 2008, 08:22:11 pm
Man handled by a horny, 300 pound trucker.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yuu on October 20, 2008, 06:38:23 am
O.o

Forced to become the tree that loved a boy... for some reason.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: jorum on November 23, 2008, 04:39:37 pm
give a muffin thats gone stale for being left on the counter for to long
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Flamester_ on November 23, 2008, 06:51:59 pm
Turned into a slime to be killed over and over on 1000s of Japanese RPGs.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: SBD on November 23, 2008, 07:26:36 pm
Spanked by Olga Kurylenko.



Wait, that's not a punishment...
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: boswell25 on January 07, 2009, 01:03:54 pm
sucked into the largest black hole in the universe (which is scientifically proven to be able to "eat" up to 15 billion or so suns at once(a single sun is estimated to hold 15 earths))and die a quick but unimaginably painful death.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Grangan on January 07, 2009, 02:40:17 pm
Executed by the UN Crimes Against the Internet board for posting stupidly on multiple occasions.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: boswell25 on January 08, 2009, 05:51:25 pm
executed in public. 
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kaizer on January 08, 2009, 05:57:02 pm
Punched like this

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=1oFJ87G85-E
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: boswell25 on January 09, 2009, 09:28:41 am
OH SHI-er...stabby mic stab stab through the balls
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kenobro on January 09, 2009, 12:29:28 pm
Oh come on, stop posting nonsense.

stabby mic stab stab?  Read the rules.

Banned for spamming nonsense.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: boswell25 on January 09, 2009, 04:27:26 pm
..sorry...


anyway..sliced throat
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Veraal on January 09, 2009, 04:36:25 pm
sliced off balls, then forced to eat them. then dragged up a mountain of thorns and fire.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: boswell25 on January 09, 2009, 06:24:33 pm
forced to drop the soap.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kenobro on January 10, 2009, 04:55:48 am
Forced to capitalize.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: boswell25 on January 10, 2009, 06:59:31 am
Forced to choke on the Santa Claus hat in his picture.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: SBD on January 10, 2009, 09:24:57 am
Cat O' nine tails.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Skyward on January 10, 2009, 09:27:40 am
Forced to play spore...
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Grangan on January 10, 2009, 10:17:29 am
Killed for disliking Spore.  Horribly because only a demon would dislike Spore.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Skyward on January 10, 2009, 10:23:38 am
laughed at because he likes spore
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Grangan on January 10, 2009, 10:24:30 am
Eaten alive by a Spore creature for disliking Spore, you meanie!
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Skyward on January 10, 2009, 10:53:22 am
ironed do death for irony :P
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Grangan on January 10, 2009, 11:26:46 am
Killled by the government Retard Euthanuasia Squad for misspelling a 2-letter word.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kenobro on January 10, 2009, 12:13:37 pm
Stop going back and forth.


Go to Spore General for stupid debates over SPORE.

Forced to agree with everyone.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Dwight on January 28, 2009, 06:01:22 pm
All your donuts are eaten.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kenobro on January 29, 2009, 03:31:49 pm
Forced to not have beets.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yuu on January 30, 2009, 05:56:27 am
Forced to live in John Malkovich's head for all eternity.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kaizer on January 30, 2009, 08:47:29 am
Buried in emoticons.

 :) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'(
 :) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'(
 :) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'(
 :) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'(
 :) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'(
 :) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'(
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: omegatripod on January 30, 2009, 11:37:02 am
Forced to live inside a Windows 98 computer for liking RPGs.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kenobro on January 30, 2009, 12:51:27 pm
Forced to live inside an RPG for not liking RPGs.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yuu on January 31, 2009, 06:06:57 am
Forced to become Superman.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Andrew Ryan on January 31, 2009, 10:45:40 am
Forced into a box and then shot.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Veraal on January 31, 2009, 06:42:52 pm
Forced to eat a huge-






pickle.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yannick on February 01, 2009, 05:54:53 am
Forced to eat a massive rooster :D












Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yuu on February 01, 2009, 06:10:33 am
Forced to RP while in a timezone that's completely opposite to almost everyone else.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Veraal on February 01, 2009, 07:45:27 am
Forced to drown in a river of-










pickles.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: emmet on February 01, 2009, 11:53:00 am
Forced to be pickled in a river of vinegar.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Andrew Ryan on February 01, 2009, 01:22:54 pm
Forced to be pickled in a river of mayonnaise! 
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Dwight on February 01, 2009, 02:05:29 pm
Forced to kill Andrew Ryan again, and again, and again and again, and again....
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: FROMAN on February 08, 2009, 08:00:18 am
forced to eat beets forever.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Cow on February 08, 2009, 10:10:01 am
Forced to get beat forever.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kenobro on February 08, 2009, 12:17:14 pm
Forced to milk cows forever.

In pickles.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Andrew Ryan on February 08, 2009, 01:12:34 pm
Forced to be reincarnated as a cow and be slaughtered again... and again... and again...
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Veraal on February 08, 2009, 01:23:41 pm
Sent back in time, to be a victim in Bloody Sunday, in St Petersburg.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yuu on February 08, 2009, 01:27:44 pm
Forced to be reincarnated into all the people that died during the year without summer.







Forever.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Dwight on February 08, 2009, 05:08:45 pm
Teleported into deep space.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Saganmaineiac on February 18, 2009, 08:15:53 am
get pwned by Luffy's Gum Gum Jet Gatling.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Andrew Ryan on February 18, 2009, 03:26:39 pm
Told to GTFO because One Piece is Anime and Anime stays to the Anime forums.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yuu on February 19, 2009, 12:53:06 am
Hit in the face with-







my spleen.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: dndfreak on April 23, 2009, 05:23:32 pm
Hung by-








































His spleen
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Snork on April 24, 2009, 11:26:51 am
Gets spleen cancer.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Saganmaineiac on April 24, 2009, 03:29:51 pm
be made a nazi-











by a spleen
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yuu on April 24, 2009, 04:20:22 pm
Trapped in the fourth of July forever.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: pie on April 26, 2009, 09:58:31 am
Be shot endlessly.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: GroxGlitch on April 26, 2009, 10:11:03 am
be given swirlees for all eternity ;D
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: dndfreak on April 26, 2009, 12:45:11 pm
have a cherrybomb stuffed up his-


































































spleen.

what were you thinking?
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Cyst on April 26, 2009, 12:54:45 pm
A roman candle up his reproductive organs.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Null on April 26, 2009, 05:50:25 pm
Thrown down a bottomless pit with spikes at the bottom.

Oh, wait -
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Saganmaineiac on April 26, 2009, 06:09:24 pm
A roman candle up his reproductive organs.
Haha! makes me think of:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOQI6fZGJrc
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: eropS on April 26, 2009, 07:49:09 pm
Shot in the face, brutally beaten with a lightbulb, injected with a slow poison, and dumped into acid.

Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yuu on April 27, 2009, 05:36:24 am
Spend a month in my "love pen," along with all those other naughty men I met. :-*
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kenobro on April 27, 2009, 12:43:05 pm
(Your profile says Male though!)

Stones thrown at.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Putspooza on April 27, 2009, 12:44:47 pm
Donuts thrown at
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: dndfreak on May 07, 2009, 10:03:21 am
pepper spray up the butt (best video evah lol)
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Flamester_ on May 07, 2009, 01:54:43 pm
To endure all the pain and suffering of everything that is alive.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yuu on May 07, 2009, 03:44:35 pm
To endure all the pain and suffering of everything that was, is and will be, regardless of their state of existence.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Cyst on May 07, 2009, 04:04:25 pm
Forced to watch their loved ones die, slowly, and have no ability to stop it. Then siad loved ones will be brought back to life and the process will be repeated.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Spartan King 95 on May 07, 2009, 04:06:09 pm
Shot in the groin repeatedly by a 9mm machine gun but never dying.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yuu on May 08, 2009, 01:23:24 am
Like the one above me.















But with the AirTazer from Syphon Filter 2.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: dndfreak on May 08, 2009, 07:50:38 pm
Doomed to forever stalk the one above him
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: veront22 on May 10, 2009, 04:18:49 pm
Doomed to be a crazy stalker under suspicion of being a serial killer who eats dangos!
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Flamester_ on May 10, 2009, 05:18:23 pm
Doomed to be subject to every punishment in this thread.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yannick on May 10, 2009, 05:25:50 pm
Bitch slapped for not paying me my money.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Spartan King 95 on May 11, 2009, 03:24:51 pm
Swine Flu and Machine Gun.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Undistinguished on May 12, 2009, 09:50:40 am
Overdose of communism
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yuu on May 13, 2009, 03:43:03 am
Get his/her identity revealed!
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Spartan King 95 on May 13, 2009, 06:49:35 am
Overdose of communism
(No such thing.)

Name changed to You.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Flamester_ on May 14, 2009, 08:58:37 pm
Underdose of communism.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: GroxGlitch on May 15, 2009, 09:24:44 pm
To be beaten to death by his own......





SPLEEN! What were you thinking? :D
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Spartan King 95 on May 15, 2009, 11:14:34 pm
Underdose of communism.
That is possible.

Killed for the greater good.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: GroxGlitch on May 16, 2009, 01:39:15 am
Rip off his.........


SPLEEN!  Again,get your mind out of the gutter.  ;)
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yuu on May 16, 2009, 02:09:39 am
Killed with a manhole cover.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Summoner on May 16, 2009, 06:38:47 am
Beated to death by a cat
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: dndfreak on May 18, 2009, 02:27:55 pm
have a cat shoved down their pants.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Spartan King 95 on May 18, 2009, 03:29:40 pm
Killed. Straight and to the point.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Flamester_ on May 18, 2009, 04:17:30 pm
Burned at the stake.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yuu on May 19, 2009, 02:25:07 am
Burned as the stake.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Spartan King 95 on May 19, 2009, 06:56:07 am
Machine-Gunned.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yuu on May 19, 2009, 06:56:40 am
Taken by the plague.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Cyst on May 19, 2009, 07:17:05 am
Taken by a plagued man. :o
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Luminar on May 20, 2009, 09:25:39 am
Taken by suprise.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yuu on May 21, 2009, 04:30:45 am
Forced to lurk.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: GroxGlitch on May 29, 2009, 09:06:26 pm
Shot by a f***ing Combine Supersoldier.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yuu on May 30, 2009, 12:50:19 am
Transformed into Brian Crecente.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Luminar on May 31, 2009, 11:12:34 pm
Shouted at at point blank range by BRIAN BLESSED!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: dndfreak on June 04, 2009, 06:25:24 pm
sliced in the neck with the skates of Bryan Boitano (sp?)
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kenobro on June 13, 2009, 03:45:02 pm
Forced to play Dragon Strike because you are obsessed with DnD.

(BTW, the point of this is punishment, not how to kill somebody.  Do people even read the OP and just look at the title?)
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: dndfreak on June 13, 2009, 07:16:38 pm
forced to eat a ten ton donut.

And I read the OP, it's just that this is where it headed.  Besides, depending on how deep it is a cut like that could not be fatal.  Assumption is dangerous, assumption on the internets is even worse.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kaizer on June 13, 2009, 07:18:03 pm
forced to do the thing you hate most...run in gym class
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Spartan King 95 on June 13, 2009, 07:19:01 pm
Forced to do nothing forever. Then shot in the groin repeatedly but never dying, and being punched a bjilion times.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: dndfreak on June 13, 2009, 11:41:37 pm
Forced to live a normal life, because I could never punish you after what you just posted.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kenobro on June 14, 2009, 09:26:58 am
forced to eat a ten ton donut.

And I read the OP, it's just that this is where it headed.  Besides, depending on how deep it is a cut like that could not be fatal.  Assumption is dangerous, assumption on the internets is even worse.

Well, somebody said "Killed.", which has no imagination or purpose at all.  Think, people, why would somebody deserve this punishment?



Well, I already did you...

Forced to fall in the hole of divide by zero.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: dndfreak on June 14, 2009, 09:37:04 am

Well, somebody said "Killed.", which has no imagination or purpose at all.  Think, people, why would somebody deserve this punishment?


Well, that depends on your whole belief system.  Personally, I think the golden rule should be followed; an eye for an eye, a life for a life.  If someone takes a life purposefully with no remorse, give me one reason why he shouldn't die in kind.  Don't say because we'd be just like the killer, we are doing it for a just cause, the prevention of other murders in the future.  You may say that it's possible they won't murder again, but consider all those considering murder that would hold off with such a real threat over their heads: do and you die.

Oh, and you're forced to live out your life in solitary confinement so you can witness the alternative.  The vast majorith seek death, the rest just go insane.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Spartan King 95 on June 14, 2009, 09:11:02 pm
Forced to memorize an infinetly long, incredibly hard spelling list.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Luminar on June 15, 2009, 04:23:40 pm
Made to die as you lived.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: emmet on June 17, 2009, 03:35:37 pm
Forced to drown in excrement.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Detoxicated on June 17, 2009, 04:41:34 pm
Forced to stay in a pink girlish room, being dressed as a pansy little babygirl, constantly used and abused by a girl and her bigger brother to act like a doll
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: dndfreak on June 17, 2009, 07:24:24 pm
forced to go into a prison shower when the soap STARTS on the floor.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: GroxGlitch on June 19, 2009, 05:34:03 pm
Forced to go into a prison shower full of nothing but gay guys when the soap STARTS on the floor.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yannick on June 19, 2009, 05:47:13 pm
Forced to wash the toilets of said prison.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: dndfreak on June 21, 2009, 11:10:19 am
forced to get a swirlie in said prison.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: pie on June 22, 2009, 06:59:56 am
forced to bathe nerds in said prison.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kenobro on June 30, 2009, 11:23:49 am
Forced to lay off the freaking innuendos and mature up.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: dndfreak on June 30, 2009, 11:24:22 am
Forced to grow a pair.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: sporelord on June 30, 2009, 12:08:33 pm
A DND die dropped on the head from the eifall ( i cant spell it btw) tower, while the target is at the bottom picking a Euro up. ( im using the name for inspiration)
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Putspooza on June 30, 2009, 12:14:03 pm
Gets constant vivid hallucinations about his own avatar
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: sporelord on June 30, 2009, 12:17:06 pm
A flying fish, dive bombs you into submission then tears you apart with its soft non existant teeth.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kenobro on June 30, 2009, 12:20:58 pm
How shall I phrase this...

Forced to use proper punctuation until the post is perfect.  You'll be trying forever.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: sporelord on June 30, 2009, 12:52:48 pm
Attempt 1

I am using proper punctuation

Use of full stop or period : To end a sentance
Use of a comma: for a small break in a sentance for a breath, can be used to form a list, and in creative writing is able to create a feeling of breathlessness by forcing you to breath, or by drawing out sentances.
Colon: for use in a list


Is that enough hehe, wait damn i failed nooo *dies*

Anyway You shall die, when the grammer police come and shoot you in the face.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: dndfreak on June 30, 2009, 09:09:59 pm
forced to google the correct spelling of the word sentences (seriously, I loled at that post).
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kaizer on June 30, 2009, 09:36:59 pm
Forced to only talk using smileys
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Flamester_ on June 30, 2009, 10:09:55 pm
Force to keep updating the RPG.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kaizer on June 30, 2009, 10:13:03 pm
(no anything but that!  :P)


Forced to eat bread kitties....forever
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: sporelord on June 30, 2009, 11:33:36 pm
Forced to update the RPg using anything but pixels. (and the sentences thing was a joke, i put errors in for the fail part heheh)
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: dndfreak on July 01, 2009, 08:14:42 pm
Forced to only talk using smileys
>:( >:( >:( :o :o >:( :-\ :-\ ::) :P


 ;)


Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: sporelord on July 02, 2009, 07:40:30 am
Forced to talk without any expressions
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Snork on July 03, 2009, 12:33:28 pm
Forced to leave the Internet.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Pixxel on July 04, 2009, 03:47:28 am
forced to drink liquid gold!
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yannick on July 04, 2009, 07:25:58 am
Forced to bathe in acid for those hard-to-reach spots.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: dndfreak on July 04, 2009, 06:26:13 pm
Forced to bathe in a pool of your own sem... blood.

>.>
<.<
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Saganmaineiac on July 10, 2009, 09:18:11 am
Forced to be executed via Nuclear Test
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Snork on July 11, 2009, 06:58:28 am
Forced to be Castrated with a spoon.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Veraal on July 11, 2009, 02:44:02 pm
Given hugs and kisses for as long as he lives!!
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: dndfreak on July 11, 2009, 04:08:43 pm
Must spend the rest of his life making out with his mom  :-*
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kaizer on July 11, 2009, 04:29:24 pm
forced onto a bamboo bed and let the bamboo grow through your body
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: dndfreak on July 11, 2009, 04:44:48 pm
Forced to lie on wood and well...

Nevermind, you'd like that  :P
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: pie on July 14, 2009, 09:08:08 am
Shot in the feet, hands, and limbs, leaving you to drown in a pool of your own blood in the rain.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Snork on July 14, 2009, 10:52:59 am
Is eaten with maple sauce and virgin blood.
mmmmmm :P
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: pie on July 14, 2009, 11:25:51 am
Same as dnd.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: dndfreak on July 14, 2009, 05:07:00 pm
Forced to actually play the bible game.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Saganmaineiac on July 26, 2009, 03:29:57 pm
forced to take part in the holocaust.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: dndfreak on July 27, 2009, 11:37:43 am
Do you mean as a victim?  It sounds like you're telling me to go kill a bunch of jews.

Forced to work in an internment camp.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yuu on October 04, 2009, 05:18:36 am
Forced to work in a Japanese internment camp.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kenobro on October 04, 2009, 07:49:41 am
Forced to not necro bump every old forum game that you posted in from before you became inactive.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: LadyM on October 04, 2009, 08:02:09 am
Forced to come tell you that it's okay to necro forum games as long as you are continuing to play the game. I've done it before many times.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kenobro on October 04, 2009, 08:03:20 am
Forced to realize the humor in my posts hidden in the depths of my harsh words!
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Rysworld on October 04, 2009, 08:22:25 am
Forced to bring that humor up to the surface.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: dndfreak on October 04, 2009, 09:41:41 am
Forced to be humorous.

(We should totally get him a jester's hat!)
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Grazony on October 04, 2009, 09:59:00 am
Forced to see the consequences of his mouth for all eternity.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kenobro on October 04, 2009, 10:00:01 am
That, is definitely the most correct statement ever made. 

Your punishment is eternal slumber.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yannick on October 04, 2009, 01:57:44 pm
Eternal eating of the donut.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yuu on October 05, 2009, 06:22:23 am
Reincarnated as King Leonidas and then coerced to fight in the Battle of Thermopylae, on the Persian side of the war. >:D
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yannick on October 05, 2009, 08:31:54 am
So I get to be on the winning side? Doesn't seem much like a punishment aye.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Grazony on October 05, 2009, 09:31:24 am
You have no shame Yannick. Anyway, Yuu, you*giggle* must endure another disease and no internet access forever.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: dndfreak on October 05, 2009, 03:47:32 pm
Even I know that's just cruel.

Forced to step on Chuck Norris's foot.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Rysworld on October 05, 2009, 03:49:14 pm
Forced to make a wish.

I wish to be a powerful god.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: dndfreak on October 05, 2009, 03:54:35 pm
I believe the term your looking for is

"I WISH TO BE AN ALL POWERFUL GENIE!"

Followed shortly by

"INFINITE COSMIC POWERS!  Itty bitty living space."

Next person gets to punish Rysworld.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Kenobro on October 05, 2009, 03:56:48 pm
STOP.  Please, he did nothing wrong and he's just playing the game and you attack him!  Now, please at least try and be civil.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: dndfreak on October 05, 2009, 03:58:40 pm
I don't know why you think I'm attacking him.  I'd say the same no matter who made the post.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yuu on October 05, 2009, 06:22:39 pm

I punish thee in the name of the Moon!

That is, you are cursed to wear a horribly ill-fitting SailorMoon costume, forever...


You have no shame Yannick. Anyway, Yuu, you*giggle* must endure another disease and no internet access forever.

 :o

Wait... Does the disease kill me, and quickly? If so, that kinda sounds like a reward... ;3

The sweet embrace of death... :)
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: dndfreak on October 05, 2009, 09:09:34 pm
you are cursed to wear a horribly ill-fitting SailorMoon costume, forever...


You do know I'm a guy, right?
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Grazony on October 05, 2009, 09:20:19 pm
Wait... Does the disease kill me, and quickly? If so, that kinda sounds like a reward... ;3
No, you actually live for a loooooooooooooooong time.

Also, dndfreak. Thats the point. You are a guy.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yuu on October 05, 2009, 09:31:47 pm
Gets his home town destroyed by Aretha. After which, Aretha is destroyed by another NEXT.


Oh, and the one that was piloting Aretha was you.



No, you actually live for a loooooooooooooooong time.

DO NOT WANT AT ALL... D:
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Gnoll on December 11, 2009, 01:47:30 pm
Posted by: Yuu
"I punish thee in the name of the Moon!"

Didn't think to press quote button. Anyway, I see your Sailor Moon reference and raise you one of these!

You are now a Magikarp. As a bonus, you are trapped spending your mornings living through episodes of Wedding Peach, your afternoons getting owned by Bidoofs, and your nights living through reruns of Season 1 of Azumanga Daioh. And the characters talk to you. And you only know Splash as a move. And you're a boy (if you weren't already, you are now.) Finally, romance just isn't your thing.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yuu on December 17, 2009, 01:36:53 am
and your nights living through reruns of Season 1 of Azumanga Daioh.

Actually, that sounds kinda awesome.

For me at least. >_>




Anyways, I will punish you by making you do extremely convoluted things which you will never regret.



Until you do.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Guilmon on January 01, 2010, 04:46:52 pm
Yuu, your name is now "Thequickbrownfoxjumpedoverhtelazybrowndog123" so you'll stop messing up the anagram game.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yuu on January 01, 2010, 09:30:24 pm
I punish you by inserting my snakes into your body and taking them out by ripping you to shreds.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Guilmon on January 01, 2010, 09:31:17 pm
I punish Yuu((Lol, get it?)) by sticking pills in your pocket and summoning a horde of Louisis to attack you.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: bad Karma on January 01, 2010, 10:19:17 pm
You shall swallow a used Rapex... which is inside out!

(Too graphic?)
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Guilmon on January 02, 2010, 10:54:01 am
OOC: Yuu, your avatar is missing. Says the image has been reported or something.

You will be punished by bathing baby barf for three days and three nights.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: emmet on January 02, 2010, 12:21:41 pm
I shall punish you by making it so anything electrical will immediately break should you use it.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yuu on January 02, 2010, 09:56:58 pm
I punish you by eating all your legs.


I shall punish you by making it so anything electrical will immediately break should you use it.

Brains are electrical...
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: bad Karma on January 03, 2010, 09:20:07 am
And chemical.

For this disregard for the finer details, You'll have to find Wally... for ever...
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: dndfreak on January 03, 2010, 04:14:13 pm
For this disregard for the finer details, You'll have to find Wally... for ever...

I punish you by forcing you to find waldo forever.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Guilmon on January 04, 2010, 07:54:28 pm
You shall be punished by cleaning your face with ammonia and needles.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Gnoll on January 12, 2010, 12:51:19 pm
You dare bring ammonia and needles to my lair!? YOU MUST... spend eternity hearing my every random thought. Trust me, that's not a good thing.
You'll go insane in a week.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Guilmon on January 12, 2010, 06:24:48 pm
Too bad I'm already-... 83>

You shall be punished by having to watch this Prototype flash over and over again for all eternity.

http://sheezyart.com/art/view/2202792/

*Watches*

*Goes more insane*
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: dndfreak on January 12, 2010, 06:31:44 pm
You shall be punished by finishing that guy's flash instead of playing TF2.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Guilmon on January 12, 2010, 06:35:56 pm
You shall be punished by becoming susceptible to the "would you kindly" phrase. Would you kindly- *RUNS OFF, leaving you in a mental rut*
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Rysworld on January 12, 2010, 06:38:17 pm
You will be punished b watching this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYIAfiVGluk) for eternity.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: dndfreak on January 12, 2010, 07:07:52 pm
The first line of that was my thoughts exactly: "what the hell is going on?"

Anyways, you shall be punished by Na'vi plugging their hair into you.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yuu on January 13, 2010, 06:36:17 pm
I shall punish you by tearing off your skin and using it to seal away your body.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Guilmon on January 13, 2010, 06:37:32 pm
I shall take the chap stick that's been sitting in my backpack since 3rd grade and make you eat it. Consider how many time's it's melted and how many thing's it touched...
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Grazony on January 14, 2010, 08:29:33 am
I shall punish you Guilmon by burning your computer/drawings, destroy your home, and take all of your artistic skills away from you. IN. THAT. ORDER.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: dndfreak on January 14, 2010, 06:56:17 pm
But that means that as long as she keeps drawing you'll just loop step 1...

I punish you by forcing you to act out the above posted punishment.
Title: Re: Punishment!
Post by: Yuu on January 14, 2010, 07:07:20 pm
Locked up inside a cave with no one else to accompany irritate you except...





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFPt5NuuzuM

EXCALIBUR!