I was playing Champions Online as a Vivec lookalike. I went in to Club Caprice to get a few laughs before I went to do 9001 hours of soul crushing gameplay. While in there, a dude asked me why I was mostly unclothed. I was about to tell him about Vivec and all his awesome floaty nudeness, when this female character suddenly started "defending" me, asking why the dude was so homophobic. The result is a slightly NSFW fight between them. I copy and pasted as much as I could.
I have changed their names to protect their identity. I am "Copypasteman", the dude is "Straightman" and my stalwart white knight is "CrazyChicka".
Pastebin LinkCrazyChicka@[CEN]: "Derogatory comments like 'I don't enjoy male companionship'?"
StraightMan@[CEN]: I stated that I only enjoy intimacy with one of them.
CrazyChicka@[CEN]: "And how do you know that? Have you tried it?"
Copypasteman@[CEN]: "And any sort of relations here will invariably result in us standing facing each other, while we say what we are doing. It is quite pointless."
StraightMan@[CEN]: That's not sexist. People are allowed to not like things.
StraightMan@[CEN]: I am not arroused by males.
StraightMan@[CEN]: Therefore I can not try it without rape being involved.
CrazyChicka@[CEN]: "Sure. I bet you don' like black people, either."
CrazyChicka@[CEN]: "Rape isn' about whether you enjoy it or not. Christ."
StraightMan@[CEN]: If there was a flavor of ice cream you didn't like would you be flavorist for not liking it?
StraightMan@[CEN]: it means I'd have to be raped to get arroused.
CrazyChicka@[CEN]: "Yeah, sure. I'm racist against vampires. I admit it, too."
StraightMan@[CEN]: The male body isn't attractive to me.
Copypasteman@[CEN]: "This gentleman is now creeping me out."
CrazyChicka@[CEN]: "I don' mind if you admit yer racist against males."
CrazyChicka@[CEN]: "Uh, sexist I mean."
StraightMan@[CEN]: It is not sexist to be heterosexual or gay.
CrazyChicka@[CEN]: "Right, but yer sayin' yer heterosexual witout even tryin' it."
StraightMan@[CEN]: Who says I haven't tried it? I also said that I am not arroused by it.
CrazyChicka@[CEN]: "I say I don' like butterscotch ice cream even though I've never tried it, what's yer reaction ta that gonna be."
StraightMan@[CEN]: have you tried eating fecal waste?
StraightMan@[CEN]: Maybe you'd like the taste of ****
StraightMan@[CEN]: Why don't you go eat some
StraightMan@[CEN]: *laughs*
CrazyChicka@[CEN]: "I have, actually. And I din' like it."
CrazyChicka@[CEN]: "Moving along?"
StraightMan@[CEN]: It seems to me you just enjoy instigating.
CrazyChicka@[CEN]: "It seems to me you juss enjoy homophobia."
StraightMan@[CEN]: Not at all.
StraightMan@[CEN]: I am comfortable around other males that are gay or naked.
StraightMan@[CEN]: I just am not arroused by it.
CrazyChicka@[CEN]: "I asked you if you tried it three times now, an' you keep dodgin' the question."
CrazyChicka@[CEN]: "Sayin' iss rape 'cause yer not aroused, as if iss not rape if ya got a boner."
StraightMan@[CEN]: I'm saying I'd have to be raped into getting an erection.
StraightMan@[CEN]: In order to try it.
CrazyChicka@[CEN]: "How bout I get you hot and steal yer soul? Can claim iss voluntary 'cause ya liked it."
StraightMan@[CEN]: A naked female turns me on, causes physical arrousal.
StraightMan@[CEN]: A naked male does not.
CrazyChicka@[CEN]: "So how bout try imaginin' a naked female. Ya kin do that, right? Ya got an imagination despite all that internet pornography?"
StraightMan@[CEN]: Then I would not be having sex with the male.
StraightMan@[CEN]: I would be having sex with the female.
StraightMan@[CEN]: For reality is what we percieve.
CrazyChicka@[CEN]: "But if ya put two and two togetha, ya realize hey, maybe havin' sex wit' men ain't so bad after all."
StraightMan@[CEN]: I never said it was bad.
StraightMan@[CEN]: I said I personally don't enjoy it.
CrazyChicka@[CEN]: "Ya said it'd be rape if it ever happened."
StraightMan@[CEN]: No i said I've have to be raped for it to happen.
CrazyChicka@[CEN]: "I'm talkin' about from your perspective, hun."
CrazyChicka@[CEN]: "And I still don' get how it's rape."
StraightMan@[CEN]: Someone would have to physically arrouse me thus violating my person against my will
StraightMan@[CEN]: That would be rape
CrazyChicka@[CEN]: "So if ya get a boner lookin' at me witout wantin' to, thass rape?"
StraightMan@[CEN]: No, but if i was gay and your jerked me off to get me hard it would be.
StraightMan@[CEN]: you*
CrazyChicka@[CEN]: "I'm sayin' -try- it. Make a conscious decision."
CrazyChicka@[CEN]: "Then iss not against yer will."
StraightMan@[CEN]: Yes it is.
StraightMan@[CEN]: You forcibly would be jerking me off.
CrazyChicka@[CEN]: "Are ya sayin' yer orientation is a conscious decision?"
StraightMan@[CEN]: No i'm saying it's a biological one i have no control over
CrazyChicka@[CEN]: "Then whass will got ta do wit it at all?"
