Topic: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)

[Gorman Conall]

What gave you guys that idea? 

[Didero]

The constant sexual innuendo. What else?

[Grazony]

You made love to a trash can?

[PatMan33]

We've all made love to a trash can at one time or another.

[Grazony]

No, I haven't made love to a trash ca-.

*remembers last New Years*

Nevermind.

[emmet]

I'm doing it righ-

Never made love to a trash can. Never mind.

[Eagle]

I make love to a trash can every Thirsty Thursday.


I call her Joan.

[Rysworld]

We've all made love to a trash can at one time or another.

Um, hello? I think I may be  missing out on something here.

[emmet]

joke (plural jokes)

1. An amusing story.
2. Something said or done for amusement.
It was a joke!
3. (figuratively) A worthless thing or person.
Your effort at cleaning your room is a joke.
The president was a joke.

[PatMan33]

We've all made love to a trash can at one time or another.

Um, hello? I think I may be  missing out on something here.

Give it a few years, you're still a little young.

[Rysworld]

joke (plural jokes)

1. An amusing story.
2. Something said or done for amusement.
It was a joke!
3. (figuratively) A worthless thing or person.
Your effort at cleaning your room is a joke.
The president was a joke.

I was joking too, albeit it wasn't a very good joke.

[PatMan33]

Just admit you messed up, it's cool. People respect that, it doesn't mean you're weak.

I'm wrong all the time!

[Rysworld]

Yeah, I did mess up. I just act wierder when I'm sitting in a church, I guess.

[PatMan33]

The power of Christ compels you.

[Eagle]

Out, out, you demons of stupidity!