Topic: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)

[Rysworld]

What, the image of Jesus, a man named Chris (who has tits), and a lion?

[gec05]

Hey Rys, next time you come into IRC humping everyone, you will be kicked out.

[Rysworld]

Very well, sorry.

Also, please call me Ry.

[Snork]

Hey Rys, next time you come into IRC humping everyone, you will be kicked out.

I will forever regret missing this.

[Doctor Z]

Jesus Chris tits a lion

ಠ_ಠ
That mental image shall, forever, haunt me.

And a 13 year old boy humping you... Wont?

[emmet]

I don't get the quote.

[Yuu]

A short conversation between anonymous and AW on "formspring.com".

Hello, I am Nigerian ex-foreign minister and I have $1,000,000,000 which could be put in your bank account. Just send me your details and I will transfer it over to you. Would you like to accept this deal?

No. Go back to Nigeria.

[Plank of Wood]

That was me.


Thanks, I'll be here all week!

[emmet]

>_>
 
Hurray!

[Snork]

Gec wins. Again.

[Plank of Wood]

From Formspring:

If you could date any celebrity, who would it be?

Shappi Khorsandi. Yes, I know I sort of fancy her, leave me alone.

This is Shappi. I had a wonderful night, call me again?

Damn you Yannick.

[bad Karma]

From Formspring:

If you could date any celebrity, who would it be?

Shappi Khorsandi. Yes, I know I sort of fancy her, leave me alone.

This is Shappi. I had a wonderful night, call me again?

Damn you Yannick.

That was me, actually.

[Krakow Sam]

<Flisch> Thou art plainy fowl!
<Flisch> plaing*
<Flisch> PLAYING*
<Flisch> God.
<Flisch> I ruined it.
<Flisch> Forgive me.
<@KrakowSAM> yeah, that was a real turkey of a pun
<Flisch> The PUNchline is escaping me.
<@KrakowSAM> your sense of humour has given up the goose
<@KrakowSAM> whereas my puns are in eggcelent condition
<Flisch> Please stop, you're making my eyes bleed.
<@KrakowSAM> no, flisch, listening to my puns is a responsibility you can't duck
<Yossitaru> This is as rediculous as the one handed kid on CNN right now
<Flisch> My god sam.
<@KrakowSAM> my timing is impeckable
<Flisch> D:
<Flisch> Make a pun based on an ostrich.
<Gauphastus> The hell?
<Flisch> I bet he can't.
<Flisch> Huh?
<Flisch> HUH?!
<@KrakowSAM> you're out of cluck flisch
<@KrakowSAM> I'm not here for your hentertainment
<Flisch> my hat is a heron, your argument is invalid.
<@KrakowSAM> well from heron in I call the shots
<Flisch> Heron junky.
<Flisch> *awesome smiley*
<@KrakowSAM> I'm sick of your poultry contributions to this cascade of puns
<@KrakowSAM> all you do is parrot other people
<Gauphastus> D:
<Flisch> This is unfair.
<Gauphastus> God damn.
<@KrakowSAM> your owls of bemusement are falling on deaf ears
<Flisch> Great scot.
<Flisch> o_o
<Flisch>  |
<Flisch> o
<Flisch> >_>
<@KrakowSAM> and once again flisch makes a tit of himself

Flisch didn't want me to post this but I gave him the bird.

[Flisch]

My puns were the best.

...

*pouts*

[PatMan33]

Flisch, you're the freaking man!