Topic: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)

[Didero]

<Flisch> YOU CANNOT DODGE GIANT OYSTERS

There was no in-context in which it made sense either. Well, not much, anyway.

[Yannick]

[GS] Plank of Wood has been invited to chat.
[GS] Cythil has been invited to chat.
[GS]MetallicDragon has been invited to chat.
[GS] Xeno has been invited to chat.
[GS] Skyward has been invited to chat.
[GS] Cythil entered chat.
[GS] DarkDragon {NMAT} has been invited to chat.
[GS]Snork has been invited to chat.
[GS] Xeno entered chat.
[GS] Skyward entered chat.
Krakow Sam has been invited to chat.
[GS] Cythil: Yes?
[GS] Xeno: ello!
Yannick: ZIS IS SPARTA
[GS] Skyward: hey
Yannick: Ok
Yannick: Gentlemen
[GS] Skyward: *yawn* i just woke up :|
Yannick: We must come up with a plan to DESTROY HUMANITY
[GS] Plank of Wood: Yannick: I have kidnapped steve and holding him hostage
[GS] Plank of Wood: D:
[GS] Skyward: i have about eight
Yannick: While preserving our pure breed
[GS] Cythil: ...
[GS] Skyward: classified work
[GS] Skyward: sorry
Yannick: WE SHALL CONQUER THE WORLD
Yannick: BWAHAHA
Yannick: But
Yannick: keep some ladies
[GS] Xeno: LOTS
[GS] Xeno: lots of ladies
Yannick: don't tell them we will rape them after all is over
[GS] Plank of Wood: http://qntm.org/?destroy
[GS] Plank of Wood: Thar you go
Yannick: So our brood will survive
Yannick: I said destroy humanity
Yannick: destroying the world would be silly
[GS] Cythil: Well if that is all
[GS] Cythil: then i will go back to Fallout 3
[GS] Skyward:
Yannick: NO
[GS] Xeno: YES
Yannick: Stay here
[GS] Cythil: Why?
Yannick: Games are for the weak of mind
Yannick: Especially games about our goal
[GS] Skyward: this is important damnit!
Yannick: WE SHALL WIPE HUMANITY OF THE FACE OF THE EARTH
Yannick: Anyone have suggestions?
[GS] Cythil: Yeah
[GS] Xeno: we make huge banana robots
[GS] Cythil: Stop bothering me
Yannick: BANANA ROBOTS?
[GS] Skyward: D:
[GS] Cythil: Bye
[GS] Xeno: YA.
Yannick: That's brilliant!
[GS] Skyward: GENIUS!
[GS] Xeno: Banana robots
[GS] Cythil left chat.
[GS] Plank of Wood: magic
[GS] Xeno: Thankyou, thankyou. playing evil genious payed off after all
Yannick: Indeed
Yannick: Now
Yannick: How shalll we build it?
[GS] Plank of Wood: Magic
[GS] Skyward: use forced labor]
Yannick: Reinforced banana peels with wood?
[GS] Xeno is now playing Left 4 Dead. Click here to join.
[GS] Skyward: children referably
[GS] Skyward: preferably*
[GS] Xeno: yeah
[GS] Xeno: children should work
Yannick: Yes
Yannick: Children!
Yannick: They are small
Yannick: can crawl EVERYWHERE
Yannick: Hold on
[GS] Plank of Wood: Courtney Chimney sweeps should do
[GS] Skyward: more energetic!
Yannick: I shall fetch one of those
[M.I.A][RG]{iG}^SuMmOnEr^ has been invited to chat.
[GS] Skyward: uh oh
[M.I.A][RG]{iG}^SuMmOnEr^ entered chat.
Yannick: A children!
[M.I.A][RG]{iG}^SuMmOnEr^: Yes?
Yannick: QUICK
[M.I.A][RG]{iG}^SuMmOnEr^: :9
[GS] Skyward: hola
[M.I.A][RG]{iG}^SuMmOnEr^: ...
Yannick: OVERPOWER IT
[M.I.A][RG]{iG}^SuMmOnEr^: ?
Yannick: IT MUST WORK IN OUR EVIL MINE
Yannick: TO GET EVIL BANANAS
Yannick: SO WE CAN GET EVIL PEELS!
[GS] Skyward: AGREED!
[GS] Xeno: SO WE CAN DOMINATE THE WORLD!
[GS] Skyward: MWUAHAHAHAAHAHHA
[M.I.A][RG]{iG}^SuMmOnEr^: wtf?
Yannick: BWAHAHA
Yannick: Yes
Yannick: He is 12
[M.I.A][RG]{iG}^SuMmOnEr^: and>
[GS] Skyward: quite so
Yannick: We must be quick
[M.I.A][RG]{iG}^SuMmOnEr^: And?
Yannick: He can only be forced 1 year
Yannick: After that he's useless!
[GS] Skyward: ...true...
[M.I.A][RG]{iG}^SuMmOnEr^: ..
[M.I.A][RG]{iG}^SuMmOnEr^: you guys are geting me mad
Yannick: SO QUICK MINION
[M.I.A][RG]{iG}^SuMmOnEr^: ;9
Yannick: TO THE MINE
Yannick: *shoves summoner in the evil mine of doom
[GS] Skyward: YESSSSS THE MIIIIINEEESSSSSSSS
[M.I.A][RG]{iG}^SuMmOnEr^: **** you guys if you want to be such *******s
Yannick: Go get our bananas!
[M.I.A][RG]{iG}^SuMmOnEr^ left chat.
[GS] Skyward: yikes
Yannick: HE has entered the mine!
Yannick: We might never see him again
Yannick: BUT THAT'S OK
[GS] Skyward: i kinda feel bad now
Yannick: I don't
[GS] Plank of Wood:
Yannick: summoner is an annoying whiney bitch
[GS] Plank of Wood: LETS POST THATON THE FORUMS
[GS] Skyward: indeed!
[GS] Skyward: if its any consolation, i am only 14
Yannick: BWAHAHA
Yannick: 14?!
[GS] Xeno: muwhahah
Yannick: Blast!
[GS] Xeno: this is epic
Yannick: He's too young for our mine!
[GS] Xeno: yannick how old are you?
[GS] Skyward: lol
Yannick: 16 sir!
[GS] Xeno: THAT MAKES ME YOUR GOD! BOW DOWN
Yannick: NEVER
[GS] Skyward: but is it not i who gave the idea of forcing children to the mines?
[GS] Xeno: YES
Yannick: I have crowned more witches then you
[GS] Xeno: WORSHIP THE 17 YEAR OLD XENO
Yannick: I! am your god
Yannick: I am superior to you
Yannick: and I am younger

STEAM CHATS ARE EPIC





On one point all went to hell and e-penis comparison started when Xeno and I fought for the position of best person evar. We are still arguing.

[Xenomorph]

Skyward voted Xeno 

[Skyward]

*no one that participated in that chat supported the ending statement

BTW yannik, my brother voted you

[Kaizer]

[GS] Alwayswatching: but i mean new york city is the perfect place for me
[GS] Alwayswatching: that or tokyo
[GS] Kaizer: NO
[GS] Kaizer: THEY ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH PEOPLE

[Yannick]

*no one that participated in that chat supported the ending statement

BTW yannik, my brother voted you

Your brother is a wise person.

[emmet]

[GS] Alwayswatching: but i mean new york city is the perfect place for me
[GS] Alwayswatching: that or tokyo
[GS] Kaizer: NO
[GS] Kaizer: THEY ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH PEOPLE

You can't quote yourself!

[Kaizer]

Who the hell do you think I am watching? I'm team Kaizer baby!

[Flisch]

<Flisch> YOU CANNOT DODGE GIANT OYSTERS

There was no in-context in which it made sense either. Well, not much, anyway.

Well, we played a throw-dodge-game and you dodged everything I threw at you and at one point, I think we were talking about clams, I threw a giant oyster at you and shouted that you can't dodge it before you say you dodged it.


Well...


Rereading that it still doesn't make much sense.

[Kaizer]

Frank Fontaine: :3
The Ghost of Andrew Ryan:
The Ghost of Andrew Ryan: YOU!!!


hehehe

[tomasgaquino]

[GS] tomasgaquino: Cloning takes all the fun away from it, but whatever you feel like.
[GS] Flisch: Yeah but once we cloned some females then we can actually get to revive our species. <.<
[GS] tomasgaquino: Fine
[GS] Flisch: THIS WAY WE DONT NEED ALL THAT SCUM >_>
[GS] tomasgaquino: I think... I think you misspeled that, sir.

[Person21]

BrandonazZzZzZz>   Brandon - Shutting down and packing you up at home!
   <Brandonazz>   O.O
   <Flisch>   
   <Flisch>   Wow...
   <Neoadept_is_posting>   SWEET ZOMBIE CHRIST!
   <Brandonazz>   THAT WAS MY FATHEr
   <Flisch>   Your sleeping self is talking to you.
   <BrandonazZzZzZz>   Need me to hold off?
   <Brandonazz>   OH WOW
   <Brandonazz>   Dad, turn off the laptop
   <Brandonazz>   >_>
   <Flisch>   
   <Brandonazz>   You can come whenever
   <Flisch>   Chat with us a little bit more!
   <BrandonazZzZzZz>   Yougot it!
   |<--   BrandonazZzZzZz has left irc.centralchat.net (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.84 [Firefox 3.0.5/2008120122])

[Ultimatum]

I loled 

[Didero]

Teasing people is fun

[20:09:00] * Joins: vic
[20:09:06] <Didero> Hello
[20:09:11] <vic> hi
[20:09:14] <vic> asl plz
[20:09:25] <Inkling> sorry vic, that's not how it works around here
[20:09:28] <Didero> I don't know what an 'asl' is, sorry.
[20:09:38] <Person21> 23/male/ your mums house
[20:09:41] <Didero> It does sound tasty though. Is it some sort of dish?
[20:09:46] <vic> age sex location
[20:09:50] <Inkling> asl... might be a fish
[20:10:06] <Didero> It sounds more like some sort of lizard to me...
[20:10:12] <Inkling> hmm
[20:10:17] <Inkling> i agree.  it must be a large lizard
[20:10:48] <Didero> Possibly an extinct one. So they've only got fossils of it

He left soon after, without saying another thing

[Kenobro]

Who is Vic though?