Very long necro bump with fetishisms! Excuze me if this Is two long I'll remove things after I can actually see it
Gauphastus: I can't be bitten. I have +10 Armor of Aegis.
I'll have you disqualified!
Kratok: I have +20 teeth of pain
and +50 teeth of hurt
Or a +50 jaw of hurt
yeah thats it
Gauphastus: lol those are frum diff game set newb lol
Lual: Did you eat a lot of candy or something?
Kratok: Game sets can be in one game
It just seperates them so you pay more
Gauphastus: Actually, Lual makes a good point. Your jaw hurts. You ought to go home and I'll finish up here.
Kratok: Its just the name because it causes pain and hurt!
Gauphastus: *continues starting at syphon's jacket which has now evolved into a leather jaquet*
Kratok: His jacket was leather at the start
Lual: dun dun dun
Kratok: *slap
Lual: *teeth fall out*
Gauphastus: Really? It looked like plaid cloth when I was standing over there.
Kratok: You must have not used your true sight
Gauphastus: No, I've got mine. Lual's the one with no eyes.
Lual: ...
x_x
Gauphastus: Might be on account of my lack of force.
The Force™ rather.
Lual: which is called impotence *cough*
Kratok: No true sights an abilitty to look past barriers and disquises
Gauphastus: Quiet, you.
Kratok: *disquises
*diguises
Gauphastus: Hahaha.
Spelled it exactly the same.
Kratok: *Disguises
Gauphastus: Disquibe.
Well then.
Kratok: Indeed
*waits for random encounter*
Gauphastus: Fabio got hit by a bird on a rollercoaster.
Kratok: Woah
Gauphastus: (a long time ago)
Lual: ...
:O
Gauphastus: Old news, but still pretty damn funny.
Gauphastus:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaVhJ47diokNews report.
Ish.
He's all bloody and stuff. It's crazy.
Kratok: ....
I remember him in a comic where his hair was torn off
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Kratok: o.o
Gauphastus: If you know of this old game called Wizardry, he was the model for the character on the box.
Wait, maybe it wasn't Wizardry..
Lual: WHat Fabio are you two even referring to?
Gauphastus: The model.
Kratok: Model
Lual: ok
Kratok: One in video
Lual: oh
Gauphastus:
http://www.zee-3.com/pickfordbros/games/covers/eu_ironsword.jpgThere you go.
Ironsword.
Old NES game featuring Fabio (on the box art only).
Downright nutty.
Kratok: Huh
xD
New comic in Vg
Krakow Sam has joined.
Krakow Sam: hello everyones
Kratok: RANDOM ENCOUNTER!
*battle music*
Krakow Sam: A Krakow Sam has appeared
Lual: Hello
Krakow Sam: The Krakow Sam summons Thundra
Kratok: Gaup you go first
Krakow Sam: anyhoo
lets just assume it goes like this: Gauph uses Mind Taking
Krakow Sam's mind is taken
OoooeeeeeeOOOO!
Krakow Sam is defeated
yay, now we can talk normally
Gauphastus: Haha.
We've been screwing around for two hours.
Krakow Sam: You know whats good?
Gauphastus: I came in here with my "HAY GAIZ LOOK AT THIS NAGA PORN".
A bunch left.
Lual: ...
Kratok: It was hotty hot hot
Gauphastus: Haha.
Kratok: It didin't talk
Krakow Sam:
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n125/Krakowsam/garfield.pngGauphastus: I think he's talking about something funny to do.
Krakow Sam: it just makes the human characters seem like lonely social rejects
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n125/Krakowsam/dilbert1.pnghttp://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n125/Krakowsam/Dilbert3b.pngenjoy
Kratok: xD
post that naga thing again
Gauphastus: Hell no.
Kratok: coommoon
Gauphastus: Oh, alright. I'll find the link
Krakow Sam: yeah, theres nothing more attractive than a six-armed woman with the body of a snake
Gauphastus: No, just two arms.
And boobs.
And vore.
:/
Krakow Sam: ok
Gauphastus: I was trying to make commentary on fetishes but it ran everyone off.
Hah.
Krakow Sam: nothing beats sneeze fetishists in my book
I want to meet one now
Gauphastus: Wow, that's a new one on me.
Krakow Sam: preferably while I have a cold
Gauphastus: I mentioned the beach ball crush fetish earlier.
Krakow Sam: apparently some people get turned on by seeing and hearing people sneeze
is that like balloon fetishism?
Gauphastus: That's really the only one I could remember from this website with a list of insane fetishes.
Krakow Sam: wikipedia has a pretty in-depth list
Gauphastus: I suppose it is.
Krakow Sam: some of them are just vile
Gauphastus: Yeah, I linked them the paraphilia.
Krakow Sam: but some are hilarious
Gauphastus: Oh, I know.
They almost make me laugh and cry at the same time.
Krakow Sam: animals don't seem to have this problem
I think its some strange side-effect of developing intelligence
Hydrö has joined.
Lual: What about yarn balls and cats?
Hello
Kratok: Its on of these
But I don't have an email to make an account to turn of the content filter
Hi Hydro
Ignore that xD
Hydrö: hi
Krakow Sam: Hydro, what would you say is your favorite fetish or sexual deviancy?
silence
Hydrö: what?
Kratok: xD
Krakow Sam: see above question
Kratok: This is a fun topic
Gauphastus: Haha.
Hydrö: i don't think i want to answer
whats yours?
Gauphastus: (Link deleted due to unsurity of legalbility)
There you go, Kratok.
I lost the link because I relogged earlier.
And lost most of the chat from a while ago.
Krakow Sam: sneeze fetisism
Kratok: lol
Hydrö: do you acully think thats sexy or its just your favorite cause tis funny
Kratok: I do
Krakow Sam: I just think its funny
Hydrö: lol thats kinda of odd
Kratok: But I just wanted it back up for Krakow to see
Gauphastus: If I were to go on about my favorite (in terms of the one I find funniest), I would need to find that old list. It explained everything.
Sent at 05:45 pm on Thursday.
Krakow Sam:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruit_fetishism<raises eyebrow>
Gauphastus: What!?
Hydrö: so you don't actully have one of your own?
Krakow Sam: no
I'm normal, thank you very much
Kratok: Indeed
Hydrö: i thought you were asking if i had one or somthing
Gauphastus: Krakow Sam just likes plain old vanilla.
Hydrö: cause just making one up seem to be easy
like just pick anything
like a china pet
Krakow Sam: yes. i confess. i am an Ice-cream fetishist
Hydrö: *chia
Gauphastus: Haha.
Kratok: Oh wait yeah I have a fetish
I thought you were talking about the mentioned apliances in that wiki page
Krakow Sam: huh?
Gauphastus: Chremastistophilia —This person gets off on the idea of being robbed.
Hydrö: lol
Gauphastus: Coulrophilia —This person wants a clown to entertain their pants off while playing with that long, red balloon.
Eproctophilia —"Beans! Beans! The magical fruit! The more you eat, the more you…" This person is horny whenever farting is involved. An ideal date might begin at Taco Bell, or perhaps with cabbage, beans, and a Farrelly Brothers movie.
(hate)
Hydrö: wow
Gauphastus: Phygephilia —Turned on by being a fugitive.
Krakow Sam: Hybristophilia
Hydrö: see theyb just make these up
Krakow Sam: basically the same as Phygephillia
Kratok: Femephilia
Krakow Sam: "a paraphilia of the marauding/predatory type in which sexuerotic arousal and facilitation and attainment of orgasm are responsive to and contingent on being with a partner known to have committed an outrage or crime, such as rape, murder, or armed r
Hydrö: i am sure you can name anything and some one will atracted to it
Krakow Sam: obbery"
Kratok: Being turned on when with a female
Gauphastus: Oculolinctus —Aroused by licking their partner's eyeball.
Krakow Sam: thats not a fetish
Gauphastus: SERIOUSLY.
Krakow Sam: the female thing
thats normal
Gauphastus: Geez.
Kratok: Yes I know
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Krakow Sam: Defenestraphilia
Gauphastus: And every fetish you can name has a whole whack of subcategories.
No way..
Hydrö: KS has a fetish for soylent green. He love the fact he is eating people.
Krakow Sam: being turned on by being thrown out of windows
Gauphastus: Doesn't defenestrate mean..
Oh my god.
No goddamn way.
Hahaha.
Krakow Sam: I just made it up
Gauphastus: Oh, thank goodness.
Krakow Sam: ha ha
had you going there
Hydrö: somone probbly has that
and then they die
the end
Gauphastus: Well, I have no faith in people to not do these things.
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Gauphastus: Honestly.
Lual has joined.
Krakow Sam: ha ha
Gauphastus: Lual's on the bowl.
Hydrö: lol like being turned on by being eatten alive by lions
Gauphastus: Or whatever Kratok meant earlier.
Well, that one is probably real.
Hydrö: we need more of these one time sexual fetatishes
Gauphastus: It'd be a species division of voreaphilia.
Hydrö: getting an anvil droped on your head ...
Gauphastus: Don't know about that one.
Hydrö: hit by a train
eatten by a shark ...
Gauphastus: Vore.
Eaten by anything really.
Eaten by frigging plushie bear through the goddamn nipple.
Hydrö: audited by the IRS ...
Gauphastus: (not sure if that one was real, but it probably is)
Oy..
Man.
Hydrö: people do strange things
Gauphastus: leik vot efor bush lol
(Many useless stuff)
Werechicken has joined.
Kratok: Hi
Werechicken: hey
Inkling has joined.
Werechicken: I'm slighty drunk and a bit cheerful
Lual: hi
Werechicken: hey
Inkling: hi
nothing like being in a chatroom while drunk
Werechicken: yeah I know
Hydrö: watch out your going to hit that car werechicken!!
Werechicken: funny, funny man
A hot blonde telling you that you're cute can do wonders for a shredded ego
well I'm clearly not spellign
lol
Hydrö: yay
he spells like me
Inkling: but only when drunk
Hydrö: i bet if i was drunk i would spell better
Werechicken: yes but I am drunk and on painkillers - remember kids, mixing medication with booze is always fun!
Hydrö: now we know werechickens fetish
Werechicken: blondes?
Inkling: sounds more like a hobby than a fetish
Hydrö: least its not the fruit fetish or the sneezing one
or sneezing fruit out of your nose
Werechicken: How is finding blondes attractive a fetish?
Kratok: Blond
Werechicken: I mean sure if they where dead, or golden retreivers....
Hydrö: lol
i ment for the booze and drugs
Kratok: lol indeed
Werechicken: but attractive blond (shut up) girls, how is that a fetish?
Kratok: Dammit I lost the naga comic pic!
BLOND
Werechicken: no booze and drugs is becaue I cracked my rips and was temped on a night out
I spelt it like that!
Kratok: No
Werechicken: Yes!
Kratok: I mean BECAUSE there blond
Werechicken: so?
Kratok: Its a fetish
Werechicken: no it's a preference
Kratok: No
fetish!
Werechicken: I don't exclusively go out with blonds, my last fgirlfriend was a brunnete and the sex was awesome
Hydrö: so is my attraction to Native American chicks a fetish?
Werechicken: yes
Kratok: Yep
Hydrö: i thought ti was, but if blond isn't then i gues mine si not either
how is it diffrent than blonds?
Kratok: It isin't
Hydrö: oh
Werechicken: now if I fancied golden retreivers or dead blonds that would be considered a fetish, or if I only like blonds tied up, or wearing a mickey mouse costume....
Kratok: =O
WERECHICKEN HAS NAZI FETISH!
Werechicken: This must go in the fireside chats.....
Hydrö: you mean an aryan?
Kratok: I bet it'll be illegal
Werechicken: I am not a nazi!
Hydrö: hitler was Nazi and he was not blond
Kratok: He wanted everyone blond
Inkling: how weird would hitler have looked if he was blond, though?
Werechicken: luaghing this hard is really not good with sore ribs....
Kratok: Neither is the chicken wings
Werechicken: WTF!?
Hydrö: yeah however its spelled
Kratok: But I still cluster them in my mouth
Hydrö: blond hair and blue eyes and white skin
hat was airian or however you spell it
what hitler wanted to do
Lual: hat was airian?
Hydrö: which is ironic sicne he did not have blond hair or blue eyes
he was just white
Inkling: the blond hair blue eyes was the classical aryan german, though
Hydrö: it would have been funnier if hit ler was black or somthing
*Hitler
or jewish
thats it
black jewish hitler!
Lual: Hitler used to be jewish
Hydrö: really?
Inkling: no
Hydrö: so it was ironic
Lual: Yeah, but then he stopped
being jewish
Inkling: he was raised catholic
Lual: oh?
Kratok: WERECHICKEN HES JEWISH FETISHISM?
*has
Gauphastus: Okay, ranted at Wade Fulp through the personal message system.
Werechicken: The hell?
Kratok: excuse my bad grammar
Werechicken: One of my friends is jewish!
Gauphastus: Werechicken?
Werechicken: yes?
Kratok: Exactly!
Gauphastus: I thought you left.
Werechicken: no just plaing nexus
Lual: He came back
Gauphastus: Oh, I see.
Kratok: Watch out Werechickens friend, he has his eye on you
Hydrö: lol
Werechicken: hey she's attractive
Gauphastus: Not that I have a problem with you or anything.
Hydrö: ooo
Werechicken: and a brunette
Kratok: Exactly Werechicken
Hydrö: until you get married
Kratok: I was saying you have a Jewish fetish
Hydrö: then the hot jw becomes the jewish wife
Werechicken: she also smokes a fair amount of weed, so she's always got some handy
Lual: ...
Kratok: And you just said she was atractive
Werechicken: and hydro... no, just no
she is!
Inkling: so werechicken has a pothead fetish?
Hydrö: no
Werechicken: Oh dear god.....
Hydrö: a jewish pothead
hurry somone look up the yittish word for that
Werechicken: There's a distinct possibilty I may kill you all
Kratok: Yeah lets Fireside this
Inkling: there's a yiddish word for pothead?
Lual: Hey, I haven't said anything.
Werechicken: To late!
Kratok: Darn
Werechicken: what?
Kratok: Oh
Lual: and I meant I haven't said anything against Werechicken, just to make that clear.
Hydrö: fendl-eiber
thats a pothead in yiddish
Lual: ...
Inkling: awesome
now if I only knew how to pronounce that...
Hydrö: yiidish words are fun to say
Inkling: yeah, but i'm from tennessee, so I know i'd always say them wrong
Werechicken: Oh okay then I'll just do this;
http://tin.snafu-comics.com/?strip_id=39Lual: What is yiddish, anyways?
Hydrö: i thinkit its fend-L-E-burr
Inkling: its jewish slang
sort of
Hydrö: omg a teneessee accent with yiddish!
Werechicken: Crap video doen't work!
Lual: oh
Hydrö: thats hillarious
Inkling: haha, i wish
Werechicken: Anyone else drunk?
Gauphastus: No, but I'm having tacos.
Inkling: same thing
Gauphastus: That's weird then.
Werechicken: not, exactly the same.....
how so?
Hydrö: my favorite yiddish word is "feicht"
