Adventures in Cracker Barrel, as per Inkling's request.

Here is the dining area. It might not be obvious in this image, but the place was packed full of old people. I didn't see anyone else my age (or weight).
The walls are covered with random objects from the 19th century to about 1960. Out on the front porch are about 30 rocking chairs in a row.

Hehehe.
There is so much old fashioned candy and stuff. I got malted milk balls.
I also got a vanilla cuptake scented candle. So good.

They have these checkers mats in every single cracker barrel I've been to. I always make a point of playing a game. (I lost)

A small fraction of the MERICUH that fills up the general store section.

Got so excited when I found
fireworks glasses there. I own some but got more anyway. They only had glasses covered in American flags.
Meal I ate was chicken and dumplins with mashed potatoes and gravy and fries. While waiting I played this thing repeatedly and was generally terrible at it.

And that's it.