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Storytelling and Roleplaying / Re: Escape *New metagame*
« on: November 13, 2009, 03:20:07 pm »
Wait till "they" pass your cell, and when they do maybe act like you are still knocked out so they don't get suspicious, then after a good amount of time (but not too long!) get out of your cell and leave.

PC Games / Time Fcuk
« on: September 20, 2009, 06:52:45 pm »
I'm not good at explaining things, so just check this out your self. It's one of those rare flash games that blows your mind, very challenging, creative, and creepy. If you like chronotron, platforming, or puzzles, you will enjoy this.


After you beat this, check out the level editor. I've only made one good level so far (2365, please check it out if you would be so kind) but the possibilities are endless.

Forum Games / Re: You Laugh, You Lose
« on: September 10, 2009, 07:48:43 pm »
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These cracked me up, idk about all you guys.

Forum Games / Re: You Laugh, You Lose
« on: August 03, 2009, 12:38:28 pm »
it's funny BECAUSE...
Well, there's your problem.

WIN. That made me chuckle too.

Forum Games / Re: You Laugh, You Lose
« on: July 28, 2009, 09:05:58 am »
can we start up this game again? It's SOOO much fun! ;D

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Movies / Re: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
« on: July 21, 2009, 03:50:24 pm »
Good movie, one of the best Harry Poter movies. They didn't leave out too much, except for some of the side plots, but those aren't all ways needed. The thing that most people don't get is that a lot of the side plots and extra details that are in the book aren't the best for a movie. I liked how in this one they even changed some events that happened in the book, for example, that thing that happened at the weasleys house during Christmas never happened in the book., because they changed these things to make a better movie.

List of favorite Harry Potter movies:

1st place: Prisoner of Azcaban
2nd place: Half-Blood Prince
3rd place: Chamber of Secrets
4th place: Goblet of Fire
5th place: Sorcerer's Stone
6th place: Order of the Phoenix

I thought all of them were really good except for the Order of the Phoenix.

Forum Games / Re: You Laugh, You Lose
« on: July 19, 2009, 01:51:20 pm »
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Forum Games / Re: You Laugh, You Lose
« on: July 19, 2009, 11:22:20 am »
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Potentially NSFW

The second one you need to go onto youtube to watch, but I suggest you watch the related videos of the second one.

Everything Else / Re: Dreams
« on: July 19, 2009, 10:37:01 am »
Last night I have a dream my friend was making this video game on his computer, and it involved collecting action figures then fighting them in this smash bros. like arena. It looked really fun, because the part that had you collecting the action figures had you running around a beautiful cliff side area near Scotland, and there were pikmin like puzzle elements. I saw this game he was making, and I said that I wanted to make one like it then enter it into this contest. We got into a fight over this, because he didn't want me to plagiarize his work.

I ended up waking up during the fight, and I was relieved when realized there was no contest, so I didn't need to worry. Then I was happy when I found out it would be okay if I plagiarized his work, because really I came up with it. Then I became really upset when I realized I can't code any type of games at all...

Forum Games / Re: So last I heard...
« on: July 18, 2009, 05:01:56 pm »
Nope, people seem to think I am good at that game. But I have short term memory loss, you see, so I really have no idea what you or everybody else is talking about.

So last I heard you were the boy who survived you-know-whos attacks with only a ridiculous scar?

Forum Games / Re: You Laugh, You Lose
« on: July 18, 2009, 04:57:09 pm »

Forum Games / Re: You Laugh, You Lose
« on: July 17, 2009, 08:59:26 pm »
dnd, chill.

I found an embarrassing story on this one forum, which I think is pretty funny.

Now that I've got your attention, it's time to disappoint you: No, I do not sleep with her. No, I don't even make a sly attempt. If you're still interested, read on.

Okay so at my school we have faculty advisers that are assigned to students according to their last names. The faculty advisers help students with scheduling conflicts, general questions, help with internships/employment, etc. My adviser is named Jess Depew and as you can see she's pretty hot. The picture doesn't really do her justice but they're all I've got at the moment. She's like 25 and she's only been at the school a few years. Anyway, I have been looking into getting an internship at a TV station or something over the summer, and the school helps coordinate these things with an internship database that's maintained by the advisers. You log on with your school ID and password and you can browse internships and stuff. I was having trouble logging on to mine so I went to go see Ms. Depew. That's where all the trouble started.

Firstly, I walked into office like 15 minutes early like an idiot and she's in the middle of lunch. So I awkwardly make stupid stall talk until she's finished.

"Oh, hey, what are you eating?"
"Salmon. I love it. I eat it practically everyday."
"Just salmon? That's pretty weird." Why the hell did I say this?
"Oh, well, I don't know. I try to eat healthy, natural know, like wild berries and honey and stuff."
"Yeah, I like food too." *facepalm*

Man, I was so nervous. Anyway, we finally begin squaring my stuff away. She looks up what I registered with in the beginning of the year. This is when the crap really hit the fan. This is how the conversation went:

"Okay, you're account name is [my name] and your password is ...'depewissexy'..."

Oh damn. I completely forgot that I put that as my password in the beginning of the year. What the hell was I thinking? It was probably the longest 20 seconds of my life before I finally got my balls together to stand up and leave. Just as I walk out the door she says,

"In the future, you might want to bear in mind what kind of things you want keep to yourself."

I was so freaking embarrassed I wanted to kill myself right then and there. I wanted to run the hell out of there and never, ever see her again. But something about what she just said kept me standing in her doorway. I decided to man up and apologize. I turned to her, looked her straight in the eyes, and swallowed my pride. And then, it hit me like a train full of bricks.

She was eating Salmon.

She tries to eat all healthy, natural foods, like wild berries and honey.

She told me that I might want to bear in mind what kind of things I want to keep to myself.

Ms. Depew was a bear disguised as a human.

Immediately, the bear saw that I had seen through its charade. It roared loudly and took a menacing swipe at me. I deftly avoided its claw and sprinted out of the office. The bear was soon in chase, crashing through the walls of the office as if they were made of paper. I jumped over the receptionist desk and ran out the back entrance. The bear followed, tossing the secretary aside like a rag doll. The bear began to pursue me through the street traffic. While I fought my way through the maze of vehicles, the bear simply careened its massive force through anything standing in its way. Cars veered off the road to escape the onslaught of grizzly force that was barreling down the road. The bear was gaining fast. I had no other option but to make my way into the nearest building: a preschool. I burst through the door, startling the children from their naps. Immediately, the bear slammed through the wall, crushing a child beneath his massive paws and burying several other children in sheet rock and debris. I maneuvered my way through the chaos towards the back exit. The pre-schoolers were little more than a screaming annoyance for the bear. Its massive paws cut swaths through the sea of toddlers with each swipe. I used the precious time these children had afforded for me to make my escape into the playground. I scrambled up a ladder to a fort-like structure. My goal was to walk across the monkey bars then jump to a tree which I could climb to the roof of the preschool and perhaps flag down a passing helicopter.

Everything Else / Re: My very own website for Warrior Cats lovers!
« on: July 10, 2009, 04:54:56 pm »
I say it's dirty because to me
DIRTY: An item that includes either disgusting references, sexual references, unpleasing to the eyes, nakedness, or cuss words.
So, that picture falls under my category of dirty. I don't care if you think it's funny, cool, disgusting, hot, or anything. To me it's dirty, like that dead squirrel on your front lawn. You don't think that picture is dirty? Fine. Lick it all you want.

 :'( It was just a question....

...please don't yell at me :(

The reason I don't think it is dirty is because it is debatable how unpleasing it is. To you it seems upsetting, but to me it's just a guy dressed as a cat.

Everything Else / Re: My very own website for Warrior Cats lovers!
« on: July 08, 2009, 08:59:05 pm »
How is that picture dirty? Certainly not pleasing to look at, but dirty?

Forum Games / Re: Anagram -> A rag man?
« on: July 08, 2009, 07:29:52 pm »

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