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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #240 on: September 05, 2006, 12:44:31 pm »
Scary Movie 4

By far the worst movie I've ever seen
I take it you have not seen enough movies.

J/K, but I find that movie fricken hilarious. I know it's simple and gross and full of cheapshots but hey, I laugh all the way through!

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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #241 on: September 05, 2006, 02:04:53 pm »
The Transporter 2. I loved the first one and it was made so well with a lot of practical real to life effects.

The sequel however featured a bunch of cgi crap with the cars, and felt a need to sex up the villian and was just plain awful.

I really hope they dont make another. I want whoever ruined the second one to keep his mits off of what could have been a great series of movies.

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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #242 on: September 06, 2006, 08:23:07 am »
I just scanned over this thread and most of you people have no idea how bad movies can be.

Superman IV: The Quest for Peace.

Young Einstein.

Deathstalker.

Wizards. (You want to like, till you get to the ending.)

The Neverending Story.

Highlander 2 and up. (THERE IS ONLY ONE!)

White Commanche. (1967 - William Shatner playing Indian twins.)

Sheena.

Monsters and Mazes. (Actually, I love this movie, but it is TERRIBLE. Note: Tom Hanks is billed Tom Harvey in the credits. That's bad.)

And the movie that makes Manos: The Hands of Fate and Prince of Space look like Citizen Kane and The Godfather:



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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #243 on: September 11, 2006, 02:39:04 pm »
E.T.: The Extra Terrestrial

(I've fallen asleep all three times I have attempted to watch this movie in its entirety.)

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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #244 on: September 16, 2006, 09:19:11 am »
E.T.: The Extra Terrestrial

(I've fallen asleep all three times I have attempted to watch this movie in its entirety.)
When I first watched this film,aged 7 or so, I was terrified.
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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #245 on: September 16, 2006, 10:56:39 am »
E.T.: The Extra Terrestrial

(I've fallen asleep all three times I have attempted to watch this movie in its entirety.)
When I first watched this film,aged 7 or so, I was terrified.

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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #246 on: September 16, 2006, 11:55:12 am »
talledega nights is one of the worst

so is zoo lander

oh wait..any movie with will ferrel in it sucks IMO

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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #247 on: September 16, 2006, 01:05:58 pm »
so is zoo lander

You sir, have no taste in films!

Seriously, Zoolander is great.
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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #248 on: September 16, 2006, 02:46:31 pm »
so is zoo lander

You sir, have no taste in films!

Seriously, Zoolander is great.

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And some Will Ferrel stuff is good, if only because it is so quotable.

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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #249 on: September 16, 2006, 07:52:34 pm »
I think I'd have to say anyone who thinks any movie that's been out in the last 5 to 10 years is the worst they've ever seen, needs to see more movies.
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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #250 on: September 17, 2006, 01:17:44 pm »
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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #251 on: September 17, 2006, 01:37:19 pm »
The Monster of Gila Flats.......
Its so freaking ugly.....
A giant gila monster attacks a small town....
It was made (I think) 1954.
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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #252 on: September 17, 2006, 01:48:03 pm »
The Monster of Gila Flats.......
Its so freaking ugly.....
A giant gila monster attacks a small town....
It was made (I think) 1954.

Monster movies make the world go round, jerk.

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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #253 on: September 21, 2006, 10:47:36 pm »
Hercules in new york. It's horrible but funny, one of Arnold Schwarzeneggers first films.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0065832/

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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #254 on: September 25, 2006, 03:17:34 am »
return of the killer tomateos apart from ft that movie was horrble
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