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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #60 on: December 28, 2005, 06:45:08 am »
wtf is wrong with you people?? Napolean Dynamite was freakin awesome!!! I couldnt stop laughing the whole way through, I loved everything about it, I love subtley in movies and this one did it very well.

Now were you like everyone else and hated the movie in theaters, gave it a terrible review, and even say you hate it...but once it was on DVD and MTV said you loved it, then you thought it was that funny?

Because funny enough, that is what happened to every person I know who likes it. Literally. I never saw it, because every one of my friends and their friends said it sucked and not to waste my money. But wait, what's that? Once it's cool to like it, they all bought the DVD, the crap merchandise and told me it was the best freakin' thing ever. Now, I don't believe it was good at all, just by the way people only liked it once Hot Topic started selling merchandise.

Now after saying that, I do own a piece of that franchise in shirt form. But is an indy shirt from Cafe Press that is in the same fashion as the "Pedro" shirt...but instead it says "Vote for Zaphod". Because Hitchiker's Guide friggin rocks. Movie was okay too.

I do agree with you, but my experience was kinda different.
I first saw it when my mate downloaded it after it become big in america, we all thought it was super-sweet!! then several months later it got released here in NZ, straight to DVD, then just recently it got popular.

Well i saw it in the theatre and i thought it was funny. here's the thing though, i think it's more of a popular thing for the younger people, but those who actually lived through the 80's would like it more for the memories. Yes some people really did act like that. But i believe the younger kids only like it because other people do. Trends and all that...


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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #61 on: December 28, 2005, 02:11:58 pm »
hmmm, I thought the movie was set in the early-mid 90s.

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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #62 on: December 29, 2005, 01:33:12 am »
Bad Santa (Billy bob thorton said he isn't a pedophile in the movie, but look at the postor for the movie and you decide: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Bad_Santa_film.jpg)


Scarface (stupid)


The godfather trilogy (Boooring!)

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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #63 on: December 29, 2005, 06:48:06 am »
hmmm, I thought the movie was set in the early-mid 90s.
eh, late 80's, early 90's, not much difference


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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #64 on: December 30, 2005, 02:05:06 am »
Bad Santa (Billy bob thorton said he isn't a pedophile in the movie, but look at the postor for the movie and you decide: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Bad_Santa_film.jpg)


Scarface (stupid)


The godfather trilogy (Boooring!)

hell no!!
bad santa was bloody funny, you cant get much funnier than that movie!
how the hell is scarface stupid? its one of the best drug lord movies that span several decades (i love those movies, like blow and boogie nights)
I hate to pre-judge people, but if you think that the godfather is boring then maybe these movies aren't for you, maybe Doom is more up your aisle?

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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #65 on: December 30, 2005, 10:33:15 am »
I hate to pre-judge people, but if you think that the godfather is boring then maybe these movies aren't for you, maybe Doom is more up your aisle?

Ah C'mon.
We all go against the majority opinion on occasion, it doesn't mean we can't appreciate a good movie, just that we don't always appreciate everything that is considered a classic.

It'd be really boring if we all agreed on everything.

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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #66 on: January 01, 2006, 06:00:36 pm »
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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #67 on: January 02, 2006, 12:37:37 am »
Ghost of Mars was trash.
I don't know what it was.. there was just something seriously wrong with this movie. I've seen it maybe three times over a few years and I just cannot get into it.

Sort of the same thing with Dogma. Oh man, it's just so blah and uninteresting to me. A friend of mine loves it, and I guess I can see why; it does have some funny lines, but man. I just couldn't care any less about what's going on with the story.

Recently, last week I think, I saw Christmas With The Kranks on PPV. All this movie did was drive me nuts.
I suppose it was intended that the neighbors be funny with their strange behavior, but it just wasn't. I hated them so hard.


I know there's more, but this all I can remember at the moment, just a few that stand out and scream, "Hey, I'm lame as hell!" before you even watch them. Nice going.
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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #68 on: January 02, 2006, 05:35:26 am »
Kevin Smith is one of the most overrated directors in the business.

Clerks was great, but he has never made another film as good.

And yes, I am a Magnolia fan  ;)

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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #69 on: January 02, 2006, 06:46:44 am »
How about Son of Mask, which is on HBO at the moment. It's pretty bad. :-\

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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #70 on: January 02, 2006, 01:03:35 pm »
The Son of the Mask, that movie is retarded.
How about Son of Mask, which is on HBO at the moment. It's pretty bad.  :-\

Yeah, that one has been mentioned.
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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #71 on: January 02, 2006, 01:11:35 pm »
The Son of the Mask, that movie is retarded.
How about Son of Mask, which is on HBO at the moment. It's pretty bad. :-\

Yeah, that one has been mentioned.

I didn't look back to see what was already mentioned... so then I would have to say I agree with you!! 100%

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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #72 on: January 02, 2006, 01:43:03 pm »
Son of Mask should have been a cartoon. The parts where the baby lifts up the guy are completley dumb looking, and you can tell it was computer animated with most of the baby scenes.  The only good part would have been that gigantic fireball but, Odin or whatever made it go away.
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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #73 on: January 02, 2006, 04:38:20 pm »
I just remembered a huge stinker ... Mission to Mars. Oh my this movie was horrible beyond belief. Add in the huge budget, the very respectable cast (Gary Sinise, Tim Robbins, Don Cheadle), a decent director (Brian De Palma) and it's just that much worse. I actually heard people boo this movie at the end, I think I was one of them.
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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #74 on: January 02, 2006, 07:22:22 pm »
Dogma rules!!! I so want to see clerks it's the only of his movies i haven't seen (also Jersey girl but no Jay and silent bob so who cares).