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Offline Andrew Ryan

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Re: New computer virus' know your enemy!
« Reply #15 on: January 25, 2009, 01:06:56 pm »
Nazi Virus: Translates all your text into German and makes you seam really racist on the internet!
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Re: New computer virus' know your enemy!
« Reply #16 on: January 25, 2009, 01:19:46 pm »
Atheist Virus:Makes you illogical and makes you quit making sense.  People are generally infected with this virus if they are stupid or evil.
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Re: New computer virus' know your enemy!
« Reply #17 on: January 25, 2009, 01:25:00 pm »
Religion virus: Causes your screen to depict hallucinations and generally crazy images. Sometimes a random bearded guy pops up, telling you how much he loves you.
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Re: New computer virus' know your enemy!
« Reply #18 on: January 25, 2009, 01:56:29 pm »
Quote from: Grangan on January 25, 2009, 01:19:46 pm
Atheist Virus: Makes you illogical and makes you quit making sense.  People are generally infected with this virus if they are stupid or evil.

Do I need to point out the irony in this?
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Re: New computer virus' know your enemy!
« Reply #19 on: January 25, 2009, 02:05:25 pm »
Quote from: Plank of Wood on January 25, 2009, 01:56:29 pm
Quote from: Grangan on January 25, 2009, 01:19:46 pm
Atheist Virus: Makes you illogical and makes you quit making sense.  People are generally infected with this virus if they are stupid or evil.

Do I need to point out the irony in this?
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Re: New computer virus' know your enemy!
« Reply #20 on: January 25, 2009, 02:14:28 pm »
Child Virius : Hides everything in a file then ships it to a secert part of your comptuter

Angry Virius : Throws everythng in the recycle bin and wont let them out

Happy Virius : Puts Hearts on your programs and when you start everything is says I Love You and doesn't stop and also you cant see because of hearts

Gaming Steve Virius : Never Lets you turn off your computer or leave Gaming Steve Forums
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Re: New computer virus' know your enemy!
« Reply #21 on: January 25, 2009, 02:26:19 pm »
George W. Bush Virus: Infects your computer's text with bad grammar and a strong Southern accent and then proceeds to destroy your files, hard drive, Internet, etc. over the course of 8 years until you install Obama anti-virus software.
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Re: New computer virus' know your enemy!
« Reply #22 on: January 25, 2009, 02:33:51 pm »
Andrew Ryan Virus: Makes your computer background art-decolisious and plays tunes from the 30's constantly.
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Re: New computer virus' know your enemy!
« Reply #23 on: January 25, 2009, 02:50:39 pm »
And also makes your computer suck even more
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Re: New computer virus' know your enemy!
« Reply #24 on: January 25, 2009, 03:03:52 pm »
CoOkIeMoStEr.EXE virus: Eats the cookies and destroys anything thats not a cookie recipe.
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Re: New computer virus' know your enemy!
« Reply #25 on: January 25, 2009, 09:32:09 pm »
Soviet Russia Virus: It infects YOU!
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Re: New computer virus' know your enemy!
« Reply #26 on: January 25, 2009, 11:36:14 pm »
Quote from: Ultimatum on January 25, 2009, 02:50:39 pm
And also makes your computer suck even more

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Re: New computer virus' know your enemy!
« Reply #27 on: January 26, 2009, 03:05:50 pm »
I actually have a virus that keeps my main computer from working. I'm pissed

Phat virus: It raps. Forever. Nonstop. Also, should you try to turn off your computer, it shoots you through the disk drive gangsta style.
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Re: New computer virus' know your enemy!
« Reply #28 on: January 26, 2009, 06:29:47 pm »
Quote from: SBD on January 25, 2009, 09:32:09 pm
Soviet Russia Virus: It infects YOU!
wouldnt that be ,You infect it?
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Re: New computer virus' know your enemy!
« Reply #29 on: January 26, 2009, 06:32:35 pm »
Quote from: Skyward on January 26, 2009, 06:29:47 pm
Quote from: SBD on January 25, 2009, 09:32:09 pm
Soviet Russia Virus: It infects YOU!
wouldnt that be ,You infect it?

Really it should be Your Computer Infects the Virus.
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