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brb masturbating

It's good to hear from you again. I'm just surprised that it really has been that long.

Pretty poor missioning there, bot. This is how you're supposed to do it:

I ain't doing 30 of these

Your presidents have never not been compromised. The inner workings of the American government amount to a foreign occupation that's fundamentally opposed to the values of American people (the values that even the latte-sippingest san-francisco pinkhair and gun-totingest texan jesus-freak agree on).

And yeah, every century is the craziest century ever. 17 years in and we haven't even had a World War yet, the twentieth century was much crazier (and that's not even mentioning the nineteenth century, holy ****).

Got my senators and congressmen confused in my rush to ****post.

Haha, I still can't believe I'm actively hoping our president is a compromised actor surrounded by corrupt compromised actors, with climate change impacts just around the corner, this is gonna be the craziest century ever for history book readers. Too bad we don't get to read it haha

Wow it's just like the last 30 years of history and 211 years before that, minus climate change.

USA wins the Splatbowl!

I just want the monsters to hurt themselves when they run into walls and not be able to shoot projectiles through their own bodies.