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Re: Let's be honest; who has a Boy/Girlfriend?
« Reply #315 on: November 11, 2006, 10:01:56 am »
I'm just too damn shy. I have only ever had one girl, and she asked me.
No way dude, you're trolling me.

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Re: Let's be honest; who has a Boy/Girlfriend?
« Reply #316 on: November 11, 2006, 10:22:23 am »
going to a party tonight.. I'd better get laid  :P

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Re: Let's be honest; who has a Boy/Girlfriend?
« Reply #317 on: November 11, 2006, 10:28:39 am »
I've never had anyone. Feel sorry for me.

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Re: Let's be honest; who has a Boy/Girlfriend?
« Reply #318 on: November 11, 2006, 10:40:49 am »
I am actually getting less attractive by the minute. Feel sorry for m-

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Re: Let's be honest; who has a Boy/Girlfriend?
« Reply #319 on: November 11, 2006, 01:39:28 pm »
Oh, right, I've got a girlfriend again.

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Re: Let's be honest; who has a Boy/Girlfriend?
« Reply #320 on: November 11, 2006, 02:25:38 pm »
I'm very shy and probably way too serious.  :-\
I have never had a girlfriend, even though almost all of my friends are girls.

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Re: Let's be honest; who has a Boy/Girlfriend?
« Reply #321 on: November 11, 2006, 08:46:31 pm »
Broke up with my boyfriend. Then a day or two later we started dating again.  Oh well at least he's cute and keeps boredom at bay( at the moment at least). But there's bigger news here.  MY FAVORITE BAND IS COMING BACK TO TOWN!!!

*coughs* but yes, im un-single at the moment.

@ Lual, if I may quote a famous philosopher. 'Hang in there Baby" ( insert cat photo here). Your going to eventually find someone as awsome as you are.
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Re: Let's be honest; who has a Boy/Girlfriend?
« Reply #322 on: November 12, 2006, 04:38:06 am »
Eurgh. Hanianknight is a disgusting deviant! You do realise God hates you?   ;)
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Re: Let's be honest; who has a Boy/Girlfriend?
« Reply #323 on: November 12, 2006, 07:00:59 am »
oh coarse my dear Krakow, he told me last night  ;D
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Re: Let's be honest; who has a Boy/Girlfriend?
« Reply #324 on: November 12, 2006, 11:08:41 am »
going to a party tonight.. I'd better get laid  :P

Imagine the excact oppisite.
That's what happened.

But hey, I dont take life very serious  :D

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Re: Let's be honest; who has a Boy/Girlfriend?
« Reply #325 on: November 12, 2006, 11:15:49 am »
going to a party tonight.. I'd better get laid  :P

Imagine the excact oppisite.
That's what happened.

But hey, I dont take life very serious  :D
Surely the exact oppsite is becoming a Buddhist Monk or something?
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Re: Let's be honest; who has a Boy/Girlfriend?
« Reply #326 on: November 12, 2006, 11:21:45 am »
Actually I became a Buddhist Warlord, but you were about right  ::)

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Re: Let's be honest; who has a Boy/Girlfriend?
« Reply #327 on: November 12, 2006, 12:03:11 pm »
Nah, taking the functional view of oppositology we are led to this train of thought.

"Getting layed", or Sexual Intercourse is a pleasurable activity participated in by two or more people. Its function is generally to enhance pair-bonding behaviors and produce offspring.
Therefore the opposite must be a painful activity with one participant, the function of which is to make said person unpopular and destroy offspring.

We can now safely conclude that the opposite of "Getting layed" is in fact Infanticide.

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Re: Let's be honest; who has a Boy/Girlfriend?
« Reply #328 on: November 12, 2006, 12:21:58 pm »
"Hello? Is that "The Sun'?. I have something that might interest you..."
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Re: Let's be honest; who has a Boy/Girlfriend?
« Reply #329 on: November 12, 2006, 12:39:49 pm »
I've never had anyone. Feel sorry for me.

I'd ask ya, but then I'd be what I hate... Someone who asks someone out online because they cant in RL.

Do you know how much it annoys me when I'm playing some online game and some kid yells out in the marketplace:

"Any hot chicks want a BF?"

Oye!