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Re: Let's make a religion!
« Reply #75 on: May 19, 2007, 04:36:34 pm »
and then the mighty table fan did'st appear and spoke "i thoust give every peasant here a fruit smoothie"

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Re: Let's make a religion!
« Reply #76 on: May 22, 2007, 10:28:31 am »
Yet the peasants dist sayeth "yuck" for the fruit was bad.
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Re: Let's make a religion!
« Reply #77 on: May 22, 2007, 02:19:19 pm »
then the great one spoketh, "since thoust not like thy fruit smoothies thou will go to thine grocery store and talk to oranges every Tuesday."

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Re: Let's make a religion!
« Reply #78 on: May 22, 2007, 02:20:29 pm »
"and beeth the oranges bad than to milk you shall turn. You shall drink your share and then pass on the cup, for to share milk, is to please me."
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Re: Let's make a religion!
« Reply #79 on: May 22, 2007, 04:39:11 pm »
And that is why a man must become lactose intolerant.

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Re: Let's make a religion!
« Reply #80 on: June 03, 2007, 04:08:23 pm »
then the great one said "thine must download me a megaman 64 rom and email it to me or thoust shall travel the fax machine forever"                                                                    ^
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Re: Let's make a religion!
« Reply #81 on: June 09, 2007, 04:21:28 pm »
And many did so. However, one was too lazy and forgot, hence damning himself to eternity in the fax machine.

The great one didst sayeth:
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Re: Let's make a religion!
« Reply #82 on: June 09, 2007, 05:44:28 pm »
And lo the people dideth as the great one commanded.  And there was much rejoicing.

Hence, the moose did speak, and dance, and declare, "May my wrath rest forever in the minds of the faithful."
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Re: Let's make a religion!
« Reply #83 on: June 09, 2007, 06:01:56 pm »
then the moose didith speak "the moose isith loose" and he fled too the mountains.

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Re: Let's make a religion!
« Reply #84 on: June 10, 2007, 05:09:51 am »
Yet just as he was about to eat the last bite of his taco the moose did jumpeth and steel the said food from the great one's hand. Enraged he grabbed the moose and...
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Re: Let's make a religion!
« Reply #85 on: June 10, 2007, 10:24:41 am »
Ate him.

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Re: Let's make a religion!
« Reply #86 on: June 10, 2007, 06:05:53 pm »
then the great one go the runs from thine moose and didist he yell a grevos outcry "SPOOOOOOOOON!!!"

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Re: Let's make a religion!
« Reply #87 on: June 12, 2007, 01:50:30 pm »
and through out the land the people did hear the cry and brought spoons as tribute to the great one as he did bring upon them the great brown flood