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Storytelling and Roleplaying / Re: Ruler of the Universe
« on: October 14, 2013, 09:21:38 pm »
Return after months of absence to find a new thread you're interested in and wonder what the heck happened once you read it.

...on a far more serious note, is it too late to second the meat planet idea?

Everything Else / Re: Personal Problem Discussion Thread
« on: September 15, 2013, 01:13:50 am »
I just set a new world record for how quickly you can ruin your entire future.

Less than three weeks.

I literally managed to be forgetful enough that I missed meetings MANDATORY to my scholarship... but somehow I remembered to pick up the groceries.

Welp, there go my chances of ever getting a job.

Oh, and to make matters worse? The websites for the course are having technical difficulties.

Forum Games / Re: The Avatar Above Me
« on: June 08, 2013, 01:47:19 pm »
10/10 for the wonderful tiki mask of doom!

Everything Else / Re: Gripe Thread
« on: June 08, 2013, 01:46:44 pm »
I would get a gun, but I have neither the self-confidence nor the money to purchase one and learn how to use it.

Also I'm too young to get a license.

Everything Else / Re: Gripe Thread
« on: September 24, 2012, 06:04:27 pm »
I'm afraid.

I'm constantly afraid.

At least back when I was an insufferable twit, I had the guts to say things directly to you guys.

Now? Now it just feels like I'm giving myself a "The Reason You Suck" speech in the mirror.

And I do this every day. Every moment I live, in the back of my mind, the voices tell me exactly how many and which ways I could die, alone and in the most painful manner possible.

Every night as I sleep, my luck runs out in Dreamland, and I watch as life takes back everything it ever handed to me, and plunges me to the brink. And then? Then it doesn't kill me. Because that's my punishment: having to spend the rest of my days here alone and afraid.

When I finally wake up in the morning, I realized I've lucked out. Why do I say that?

I don't know about you, but I haven't earned a single day I've spent under the sun.

The more I learn, the more it feels like nothing I've ever done means anything.

My greatest triumphs? Empty.

My failures? There's always something worse happening to someone.

And on top of it all, my life's been downright awesome! So, really...

I have nothing to blame but myself.
How's it feel, knowing you've got a dirty, sniveling coward on your forum? Doesn't feel so good, does it?

Now you know how everyone who even bothers to put up with me feels.

I couldn't even be there when a close friend needed me most, and now... he's been stuck in his house for the last three years, has to take over a hundred pills a day, and with all of that, he could die at any moment.

It should have been me. I should have been there, but I was too afraid of the crossfire to even see my friend take a bullet. "Bullet," in this case, being a tick bite, that is.

PC Games / Re: Minecraft
« on: September 09, 2012, 07:30:10 pm »

Gnoll, what's your in-game name? I'll add you ASAP! :D


PC Games / Re: Minecraft
« on: September 09, 2012, 06:58:47 pm »
Can someone whitelist me, please?

I'd love to Minecraft alongside you guys!

Forum Games / Re: Death and Birth
« on: September 09, 2012, 01:14:27 pm »
A new challenger has entered the arena!
Prince Eugene of Savoy
(18 October 1663-21 April 1736)

Forum Games / Re: 1 word story thread
« on: September 09, 2012, 01:10:20 pm »

Everything Else / Re: "Bye, I'm leaving forever" thread
« on: September 09, 2012, 01:06:11 pm »
In a somewhat-related vein, I may or may not have to basically leave the internet in a few months.

Then again, I can't anything worth beans, so this shouldn't be an issue.

Forum Games / Re: 1 word story thread
« on: July 22, 2012, 07:11:16 am »

Everything Else / Re: News for your Blues
« on: July 13, 2012, 07:05:11 pm »
Remember how I used to have this habit of ticking almost everyone off?

As in, everyone besides Yuu?

Well, now a compatriot of mine of DeviantArt's gotten around to thinking the same about himself, though it's not true. None of us over there can seem to get through to him, and his family situation is just unacceptable. His stepfather pulled a gun on him once while the poor guy was in a fit of despair from being used and abused by his mother.

I don't know how I can help with this guy's trust issues, or if I even can... but I was hoping some of you might have some advice. The more any of us over there tries to help, it seems, the more he withdraws. A couple members of the group actually lost their patience with all of that today. It wasn't pretty. Now he's gone and posted this poll:

I know I probably can't do much, so I'm asking you. What can I do to help?

Everything Else / Re: "Bye, I'm leaving forever" thread
« on: July 09, 2012, 05:10:02 pm »
Farewell, and good luck.

I know we've had our differences in the past, but all the same, it just wouldn't be right of me to stand aloof at a crossroads like this. Especially since, you taught me, in your own way, a lot that I didn't know about myself. And by in your own way, I mean by not holding back when you needed to get a point across to me. You never did pull any punches.

So, in my own way, I'm guess I'm saying: thanks for everything.

Diolch yn fawr!

Everything Else / Re: Youtube Video Bonanza
« on: July 04, 2012, 04:22:05 pm »

Linked for borderline NSFW. Just to be safe.

Everything Else / Re: Personal Problem Discussion Thread
« on: July 04, 2012, 03:14:07 pm »
OK, so... it's come to this.
Recently, I've had less and less contact with the person who introduced me to this site in the first place.

It's best I don't say too much more about him, but I'm worried, because his family's fallen on the same hard times my father has been going through for two and a half years- i.e. unemployment. I'm living off my grandmother's Social Security- I don't want any of my friends to have to live on that little either. I mean, we're making things work, but still...

...oh, and I have a friend who contracted Lyme Disease when we were both in seventh grade. I'm going to be a senior this fall, and he still hasn't recovered.

And finally... why do I get all the good luck!? My friends have done everything to deserve free food, a low workload, and copious amounts of free time, but I've never done anything worthy of any of that. I mean, sure, I'm living off just over $1000 a month, but besides that, I'm in the lap of luxury! My problems are nothing compared to those of everyone around me, and that, to me, proves that this universe is not just.

It should be the other way around.

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