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Offline sgore

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Seeing as how "I'm going into the story" at least this edition of it, is soon to be reaching a close, I thought it would be time to inroduce the fourm community here to another game I created of the off topic section of the sims bbs! (my first and most popular one actually)

the rules are simple enough:
Type "9 is not a number, It's ____________ " then you fill the blank with the most funny and or random and or ploofy(sooner or later that word will catch on!) thing you can think of!
Example: 9 is not a number, it'ss an evil produce section on the run from the cops!

(ponders example... Hey that Macintosh just stole my car! lol.)

Oh, and rate the one above yours

I'll start!

9 is not a number, it's an alernate dimention, mostly made up of cupcakes...


What meme is relevant right now? Look, just imagine I'm riffing on that. Updating signatures is exhausting.

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9 is not a number, it's a FEATURE
I have been told
not by one but two of my lovers
that I've got a heart of gold
but I'm unable to share it with others
They call me a poet who'll never have a poem
a tiger with no taste for bone
I'm the wonderful wonderful wizard who's waltzing alone

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9 is not a number, its a Jedi Sentinel.
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be cause it's not as good as mine, and mine is apparently a 3...
I have been told
not by one but two of my lovers
that I've got a heart of gold
but I'm unable to share it with others
They call me a poet who'll never have a poem
a tiger with no taste for bone
I'm the wonderful wonderful wizard who's waltzing alone

Offline Vivec

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That's because yours isn't funny.

And you didn't post a nine thingy.

9 is not a number, its a pirate penguin.
Vivec, you're the best forum member ever.

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"objection: conflict of interest"

"sustained"
I have been told
not by one but two of my lovers
that I've got a heart of gold
but I'm unable to share it with others
They call me a poet who'll never have a poem
a tiger with no taste for bone
I'm the wonderful wonderful wizard who's waltzing alone

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the feature thing IS funny, given the context "its not a bug, its a feature".

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(getting back on topic...)
9 is not a number, its the basis of logic being used when they invented the Pogo Stick
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Sam:The Ploofy Master

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9 is not a number, it's the letter G. Learn your 1337.

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I'd give you a 9, but, well, you know...so Whatever the Equivilent of 9 would be. let's say it's "Bob"

9 is not a number, it's what McDonalds really puts in their Big macs...
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I was wondering what that crap was!

9 is not a number, it is one tadpole doing it. (Get Vivec down here, he needs to vote on this)

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9 is not a number, its a stand in for Vivec
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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...yeah that's a good one, right vivic?

Vivic?

Wait a second. This isn't vivic.

9 is not a number, it's the result of a government science experiment gone wrong...
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9 is not a number. There's no room for it.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 20....

You rebellious kids. Not knowing how to count properly.
"Fine. Don't believe me. I'm not lying. all your laziness which you mistake for something funney is driving me insane, quit fooling around!  dude this is just wrong, very wrong. reality does not consist of constrained language. go lock this thread malt. I love the payment."4MOD

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9, but why did you remove 8?

9 is not a number.  9 is a HUMAN BEING!!!
I have been told
not by one but two of my lovers
that I've got a heart of gold
but I'm unable to share it with others
They call me a poet who'll never have a poem
a tiger with no taste for bone
I'm the wonderful wonderful wizard who's waltzing alone