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Re: Box of Condoms
« Reply #195 on: March 26, 2008, 04:07:07 pm »
ABOC and a vice.
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Re: Box of Condoms
« Reply #196 on: March 26, 2008, 05:34:10 pm »
a box of condoms and......forget it
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Re: Box of Condoms
« Reply #197 on: March 26, 2008, 06:46:45 pm »
ABOC and a 2 little bottle of coke, some pork rinds, and twinkees

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Re: Box of Condoms
« Reply #198 on: March 26, 2008, 08:44:09 pm »
ABOC and an 8 bore shotgun.

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Re: Box of Condoms
« Reply #199 on: March 26, 2008, 10:38:30 pm »
ABOC, sleeping pills, and some rope.
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Re: Box of Condoms
« Reply #200 on: March 26, 2008, 11:33:13 pm »
ABOC , candy and a puppy  ;D
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Re: Box of Condoms
« Reply #201 on: March 27, 2008, 03:18:14 am »
ABOC and a dead horse.

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Re: Box of Condoms
« Reply #202 on: March 27, 2008, 07:13:56 pm »
ABOC and some very very naughty book about incest

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Re: Box of Condoms
« Reply #203 on: March 27, 2008, 07:48:22 pm »
Thats just...wrong.

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Re: Box of Condoms
« Reply #204 on: March 27, 2008, 08:28:59 pm »

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Re: Box of Condoms
« Reply #205 on: March 27, 2008, 08:58:36 pm »
No, you don't win. That just went too far.

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Re: Box of Condoms
« Reply #206 on: March 27, 2008, 09:57:39 pm »
ABOC and front row seats for the band C-UTE

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Re: Box of Condoms
« Reply #207 on: March 30, 2008, 06:37:13 pm »
ABOC and a box of pain relievers.

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Re: Box of Condoms
« Reply #208 on: March 30, 2008, 07:00:53 pm »
ABOC and a clip-on tie

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Re: Box of Condoms
« Reply #209 on: March 31, 2008, 06:46:52 pm »
ABOC, a pair of jump starting leads and a car battery.