The genie has no idea where "here" is, and is also confused that you say "more cold", when coldness is more a lack of heat than an item in and of itself... so he gives you a wooden brain.
I wish the next poster makes an uncorruptable wish that will NOT adversely effect me in any way.
Granted, Bruce Willis shoots you for being a pedophile and your rich senator dad pays millions for your painful and heinous medical treatments which turn you into a disgusting yellow guy.
I wish for the most excellent moment which any man has ever, or will ever experience. (a billion points if you get the reference)
Ergo Proxy: right now I'm watching the whole series on YouTube. About halfway through #8.. it's really dark, and having read some of Oswald Spengler's Decline of the West, I can see the clear inspiration, which is very entertaining.