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Offline PatMan33

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Re: Adopt a newbie!
« Reply #585 on: May 15, 2009, 11:26:32 am »
If you weren't considered for adoption I'd take that as a compliment. People only seem to get adopted when they're annoying everyone and refuse to listen.

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Re: Adopt a newbie!
« Reply #586 on: May 15, 2009, 11:54:41 am »
Hmm, well I did notice a pattern within the behaviour of the adopted :?
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Re: Adopt a newbie!
« Reply #587 on: May 16, 2009, 05:53:52 am »
Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.

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Re: Adopt a newbie!
« Reply #588 on: May 16, 2009, 05:56:07 am »
Hey, can I be the guy that gives bagder the lethal shot?

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Re: Adopt a newbie!
« Reply #589 on: May 16, 2009, 05:59:36 am »
Yes.
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Re: Adopt a newbie!
« Reply #590 on: May 16, 2009, 01:53:41 pm »
No

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You don't have to be officially assigned someone to just write to them and help them out. Take it up on your own if you see a new person in need of help. It beats calling them names and making them feel worse.

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Re: Adopt a newbie!
« Reply #591 on: May 16, 2009, 02:05:32 pm »
I'll adopt Badger!

I think the authorities can release Dwight from my care. He seems responsible and mature enough to be a contributing member.

Seriously though, I will adopt Badger if he wants, and try to get him to touch up on his forum skillz.  :)
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Re: Adopt a newbie!
« Reply #592 on: May 17, 2009, 05:23:10 pm »
I'll adopt Badger!

I think the authorities can release Dwight from my care. He seems responsible and mature enough to be a contributing member.

Seriously though, I will adopt Badger if he wants, and try to get him to touch up on his forum skillz.  :)
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Re: Adopt a newbie!
« Reply #593 on: May 17, 2009, 05:35:49 pm »
Can someone adopt me?
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Re: Adopt a newbie!
« Reply #594 on: May 18, 2009, 05:43:46 pm »
I'll adopt Badger!

I think the authorities can release Dwight from my care. He seems responsible and mature enough to be a contributing member.

Seriously though, I will adopt Badger if he wants, and try to get him to touch up on his forum skillz.  :)

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