Topic: News for your Blues

[Veraal]

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What?

[Digital Hellhound]

I'm afraid we will have to...silence you.

[Inkling]

A Scandinavian conspiracy?  Bah, that's nonsense.

*looks into the camera and points with his thumb*

I want to be clear.  There is not now, nor has there ever been, a Scandinavian shadow government.  Thank you.

[Didero]

On April 30th it's Queen's Day in the Netherlands, a rather big national holiday.
So everything is going fine and cheerful, when suddenly (the Dutch royal family is in the open bus):
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_U17aqfjGs" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_U17aqfjGs</a>

Apparently the car smashed through the blockades. It's unknown whether is was an attack or an accident. At least 14 people were injured, 2 of them have died from their injuries.

[Veraal]

Those are some pretty piss poor blockades, then.

[Null]

In the open bus? That's, like, ghetto as far as royal families go. Where are the open, convertible solid-gold chariots?

Very unfortunate events, though.

[SBD]

If we banned cars, this wouldn't happen. Lets form Mothers Against Cars.

[Cobra]

Did the driver survive so we can at least find out what they were trying to do?

[SBD]

Nope, he's brain dead.

[Didero]

Did the driver survive so we can at least find out what they were trying to do?

He died last night. Six people have died now, there are still 12 people injured, of which four seriously.

In the open bus? That's, like, ghetto as far as royal families go. Where are the open, convertible solid-gold chariots?

You should see what else they do on a normal Queen's Day. They almost look like normal people then

[Null]

You can't start a revolution against normal people. They have to think they are better than anyone else or something. You'll have to fake it and lie, then.

[Didero]

You can't start a revolution against normal people. They have to think they are better than anyone else or something. You'll have to fake it and lie, then.

I have no idea what you're talking about

[Null]

Yes, it's meaning is so deep you can't even find it on the surface of the text. There was a trapdoor...


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I was talking about starting a political revolution to overthrow the monarchy. Think french and you have the idea (Or perhaps not). And... never mind...

[Saganmaineiac]

good thing none of the royal family got hurt...I fandomize them.

[Doctor Z]

OH GOD YOU SICK BASTARD!

Wait... Fandomize? Oh... I see... I thought you said sod-...yeah. Alright.

Moving on...