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Offline SimplyNecro

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6675 on: October 13, 2010, 05:27:19 pm »
Granted, there no longer secrets because everybody knows them.


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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6676 on: October 13, 2010, 09:13:16 pm »
granted. it must be fertilized twice a day. with money.


I wish I was an all-powerful badger, with the ability to shoot watermelons out of my hands and summon mighty storms of sparkling water. also, I have a beluga whale for a steed and a flying pangoline of above average inteligence as my companion.

also, math happens. it just happens.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6677 on: October 14, 2010, 02:48:33 am »
Granted. You are now Haruhi...









... and I'm Kyon!

One day, I wake up and the world is finally normal. I shrug off all past events involving aliens, ESPers, reality warpers and time-travelers and quickly go on with my normal life.



I wish I had a NEXT and I was an elite LYNX.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6678 on: October 14, 2010, 03:28:36 am »
Granted. You are now Haruhi...









... and I'm Kyon!

One day, I wake up and the world is finally normal. I shrug off all past events involving aliens, ESPers, reality warpers and time-travelers and quickly go on with my normal life.



I wish I had a NEXT and I was an elite LYNX.

Granted, you now have a card that lets you skip to the NEXT planet, and you have been turned into a pokemon. You are soon caught by an obese pokemon trainer with several diseases. He then finds a herd of Golden Pokemon, and you are trapped in your ball... FOREVER!

I wish that Warcraft 4 would come out but I would die of cancer before I can play it and be disappointed at the crappy sequel.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6679 on: October 14, 2010, 07:25:27 am »
Not granted, WoW is already out.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6680 on: October 14, 2010, 05:39:46 pm »
Not granted, WoW is already out.

Granted, the universe no longer exists.

I wish Galactic Warrior would stop ignoring the fact that WoW is like Codename Gordon: A fanmade sequel that will never be Warcraft 4.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6681 on: October 15, 2010, 01:20:14 am »
Granted, but he realises that calling WoW a 'fanmade sequel' is stupid, and he hunts down and kills whoever wished that upon him. You.




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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6682 on: October 15, 2010, 06:02:43 am »
Granted, it is now .00000000000000000000000000000001 seconds faster.

I wish for a jar of dirt.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6683 on: October 15, 2010, 07:58:32 am »
Granted. A jar of dirt suddenly appears two feet above your head, possessing a downward velocity of 9000kph.


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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6684 on: October 15, 2010, 09:02:22 pm »
Granted, but I break out the ink thinner. GOODBYE!

I wish we had gotten to pit our antimatter bombs and Wexxians against MSF High's magic.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6685 on: October 16, 2010, 05:59:39 am »
Granted. Back in the OOC, the debate regarding each side's limit in power turns into a giant flamewar, mostly regarding the Watchers and the Wexxians, and the Alliance and the GPA, respectively.


I wish I had the power to rotate any object around a chosen point, kinda like "the scissors" in The Room.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6686 on: October 17, 2010, 01:51:57 pm »
Granted, but the chosen point is the center of the universe.

I wish this weekend would last forever. (infinitely long so no time loops)

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6687 on: October 17, 2010, 03:59:03 pm »
Granted. However, everyone moves on and the "weekend" becomes pointless, as work and school carries on for five days with two day breaks inbetween for most people, and the others ones have their schedule reset too.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6688 on: December 05, 2010, 11:18:35 am »
i wish you made a wish

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6689 on: December 05, 2010, 11:39:59 am »
Granted. But it soon disappears again.
I wish I hadn't made a wish.