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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6690 on: December 05, 2010, 12:15:08 pm »
Granted, none of your dreams come true. (But all of the nightmares do.)

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6691 on: December 05, 2010, 02:48:17 pm »
granted, but upon seeing it, you soon go blind,

i wish i had more money

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6692 on: December 05, 2010, 04:00:33 pm »
Granted, but a few bad decisions and a divorce later you lose it all.

I wish everyone in the world could release all their pent up rage without any consequences for one day.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6693 on: December 05, 2010, 06:27:42 pm »
granted. everyone kills everyone

but crap, their can be no consequences, so nobody really gets hurt or anything and everybody feels more relaxed. damn, you found a loophole and I cant courrupt it.

exept cause the no consequence thing only lasts for the same day, people now have no rage or angst, and therefore no reason to compete against that smug ******* they hated. everybody wastes away in the atrophy of apathy



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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6694 on: December 06, 2010, 06:57:07 am »
Granted, you never get any more stop now.

I wish everyone would just stop hating each other with no consequences ever.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6695 on: December 06, 2010, 02:45:14 pm »
Granted. The next day, they try it again, this time there's no such protection.




I wish everyone could be with their one true romance, as in love triangles/webs are resolved without resorting to harems and/or deaths.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6696 on: December 06, 2010, 03:18:36 pm »
granted, everyone find their heterosexual life partner.




I wish I was a rocket ship on my way to Mars
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or a sex machine ready to reload
Like an atom bomb about to
Oh oh oh oh oh explode

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6697 on: December 07, 2010, 12:39:14 am »
Granted.







But then you get cancer.



I wish I was a super elite sniper girl scout from Wyoming.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6698 on: December 07, 2010, 10:09:49 am »
Granted, but you begin to hate being one and commit suicide.

I wish that people would stop real life trolling me

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6699 on: December 07, 2010, 12:15:06 pm »
Granted, they start trolling you again when you die of being run over by a drunken driver five seconds after you make this wish.

I wish for lulz.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6700 on: December 08, 2010, 05:34:14 pm »
Granted.



But then you get cancer.

First off, he actualy got AIDS. Second, can we not say a generic, interchangable bad thing? it's against the spirit of the game. make something thematic that makes sense. your supposed to twist the wish into something bad. otherwise, all of them would just say "granted, but you die"
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6701 on: December 08, 2010, 06:53:26 pm »
First off, he actualy got AIDS.

Sorry, I meant to say AIDS, but wasn't really inclined at that time to do research in order to confirm it.

Second, can we not say a generic, interchangable bad thing? it's against the spirit of the game. make something thematic that makes sense. your supposed to twist the wish into something bad. otherwise, all of them would just say "granted, but you die"

Secondly, read my response above.

Also, most of my responses are thematic...



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I wish for lulz.

Granted, you join a group of terrorists who bomb the heck out of San Francisco's landmarks, killing thousands, for teh lulz.

However, you somehow get apprehended shortly after the event and are promptly sent to Guantanamo.




I wish the Republic of the Philippines has six and a half billion Super Star Destroyer under its disposal.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6702 on: December 08, 2010, 07:13:16 pm »
Granted, but they explode because no one knows how to use them and overload all their power cores.

I wish for lulz that didn't result in terrorism.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6703 on: December 08, 2010, 07:56:11 pm »
Granted, but you instead abuse hallucinogens, for the lulz.

You then spend a good amount of time loling, until you finally become addicted to it. Shortly after, you become immune to its lulzy effects as you gradually spiral into a fit of extreme psychosis.

And no, you don't die.

You just stay like that, forever.

A dark and miserable husk of your former human self.



I wish the Philippine Air Force was as awesome as this.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6704 on: December 11, 2010, 06:53:24 am »
Granted, but two aircraft launches too close together caused a catastrophic crash, kill thousands. The resultant harm on society caused a technological regress, making it impossible to ever make a jet ever.

I wish for the above wish, just amended so my above scenario won't occur.