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Offline Veraal

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Re: SAVAGED BY BEASTS
« Reply #15 on: September 17, 2009, 01:05:55 pm »
No solution to problem.


You leave your home and walk about fifty yards south. Suddenly you're ambushed by a pack of wolves, bears and lions, they savage you quicker than you can say what the fu-

THE END.

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Re: SAVAGED BY BEASTS
« Reply #16 on: September 17, 2009, 01:18:53 pm »
What a shocker.

"It's only your virginity, loosen up!"

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Re: SAVAGED BY BEASTS
« Reply #17 on: September 17, 2009, 01:20:38 pm »
I know. It was so savage.

You'll never know why.
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Re: SAVAGED BY BEASTS
« Reply #18 on: September 17, 2009, 01:24:50 pm »
To further illustrate the savageness of your death I made this skull.

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Re: SAVAGED BY BEASTS
« Reply #19 on: September 17, 2009, 01:30:39 pm »
Why does it say "Thee No" ?
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Re: SAVAGED BY BEASTS
« Reply #20 on: September 17, 2009, 01:32:48 pm »
What so soon, I expected graphic images.
I am disappoint.
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Quote from: Orc Creation Story.
Stop rolling like pigs amongst the faeces and get out of the way of my sunlight, you stupid f***ers.
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Re: SAVAGED BY BEASTS
« Reply #21 on: September 17, 2009, 01:50:19 pm »
Either Veraal is trying to show is to not make stupid suggestions,he's trying to get back at us,OR he's just become a troll and we should completely ignore his games.

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Re: SAVAGED BY BEASTS
« Reply #22 on: September 17, 2009, 01:56:23 pm »
I'm speaking 100% serious here: I thought this would work out, I had some cool ideas and stuff, hell, I even spent an hour making the ****ing beautiful town in the editor. Didn't know the "npc's" wouldn't just stand still, so this form of metagame doesn't work, sadly.

I'm sorry if I upset anyone, just made a quick death because I was mad that I couldn't make this work.

Also, it's a skull with the text the end over it.

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Re: SAVAGED BY BEASTS
« Reply #23 on: September 17, 2009, 01:58:59 pm »
Aw man, that must suck :( Better luck next time.
Quote from: Orc Creation Story.
Stop rolling like pigs amongst the faeces and get out of the way of my sunlight, you stupid f***ers.
Jawless women and their fine, fine feet

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Re: SAVAGED BY BEASTS
« Reply #24 on: September 17, 2009, 02:20:41 pm »
OR he's just become a troll and we should completely ignore his games.

Become?
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: SAVAGED BY BEASTS
« Reply #25 on: September 17, 2009, 02:28:36 pm »
Stop walking on my bridge, Sam.

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Re: SAVAGED BY BEASTS
« Reply #26 on: September 17, 2009, 02:40:41 pm »
I will walk on it all I want.

And furthermore, I piss in your cornflakes.
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: SAVAGED BY BEASTS
« Reply #27 on: September 17, 2009, 03:12:13 pm »
Good thing MY cornflakes are still pissfree.
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Re: SAVAGED BY BEASTS
« Reply #28 on: September 17, 2009, 03:19:27 pm »
They won't be for long if you jinx it like that.

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Re: SAVAGED BY BEASTS
« Reply #29 on: September 17, 2009, 03:26:51 pm »
This is stupid, you're all dumb.