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Offline Grangan

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Re: The SCP Foundation
« Reply #300 on: January 24, 2009, 06:15:02 pm »








You put the materials in SCP-007, in large cubes.  The people begin worshipping the cubes.
You don't start work on nanobots as that would be stupid and would only result in a grey goo situation.
You hire two scientists.
You build a new Site 03 building.
Your miniaturizing technology should be done in a period of time as follows:  Every turn from now on you will gain one unit for every SCP owned.  You will gain the technology when you have 250 units.
(Actually, all research from now on will use this Sciunits system).
Also, you have noticed odd symbols appearing on some of the walls of Site 03 command.  Some traces of an unidentified metal have been located as well.

Sites:
Site 01:
Site 02 (Supercomputer)

SCPs:
At Central Command:
SCP-217
SCP-668
SCP-063
SCP-500
SCP-007
At Site 02 Command
SCP-808
Unknown Coin SCP
At Site 02 Building 1
SCP-073
At Site 02 Building 2
At Site 03 Command
Unidentified Coin SCP
At Site 03 Building 1
SCP-882

Staff:
At Site 01:
10 D-Class Personell
Supercomputer
At Site 02:
Dr. Madis
Dr. Burd
Dr. Malthuse
Dr. House
Dr. Para

Task Forces:
Alpha-1  (Broken Clock):
Agent Not-Appearing-In-This-Film
Agent Tired-Of-Naming Agents
Agent Goddamit
Agent Anotherone
Agent Gullible
Agent Redshirt
Agent Redshirt-Two
Agent Dummie
Agent Rest
Agent Amazing
Agent Story
Agent Randomname
Agent 17
Agent 18

Delta-5
Agent Score
Agent Blackjack
(Standard issue gear:808's glasses, 1 FPG, 1 PEG)

Currently avaliable actions:
Hire new staff (Scientists) (Weekly Salary for scientists is $1,000)
Hire new staff (Agents) (Weekly Salary for agents is $2,000)
Look in Worldwide News for unusual occurrences
Raise money
Build a new building in Site 01 ($5,000)
Create a new site (specify location)
Send any number of agents to any number of locations
Tell scientists to study something
Experiment with an SCP (Specify what the experiment would be)
Experiment with multiple SCPs (Specify)
 to build a factory
Build a Defense station
Start a weapons research program.
Equip an agent with one of 808's guns.
Other: (specify)

Money: $6,401,000
Sci Units:11
Twas Brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the mome raths outgrabe.

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Re: The SCP Foundation
« Reply #301 on: January 24, 2009, 06:26:01 pm »
Wait, what?

Nanobots arn't like that.

They only do what you program them to do.

For instance, program them to "Don't bloody destroy the world by using everything to replicate"

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Re: The SCP Foundation
« Reply #302 on: January 24, 2009, 06:50:30 pm »
      Build a new site in India, and send 882 and 668 there, research Site 3 coin SCP and develop containment for it.
Also attempt to appease the Hand by allowing 808 to come and go when she wants, as long as she doesn't do anything risky (and train a specialized team to watch her [and maybe even other SCPs] in case she tries anything stupid/dangerous), as well as attempt to appease MC&D by giving them 063 and a few samples of 500, with a note attached saying "Until we have something better- The Foundation".
And last, but not least, send a message to the GOC saying "We cannot destroy them all at this time, as some of the artifacts may be needed to destroy others. However, if you are interested in helping us destroy SCP-668, as well as the dangerous Church of the Broken God, then we may be able to work together. The Foundation. P.S. After all, 'The enemy of my enemy is my friend.'"
Proceed to keep tabs on all the various factions, and see which are truly dangerous to the world, while trying to gain/maintain good relationships with the others.  We're going to need all the help we can get.

Now, can we do all that?

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Re: The SCP Foundation
« Reply #303 on: January 24, 2009, 07:02:57 pm »
Change a few to one, and don't send them 063.
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Re: The SCP Foundation
« Reply #304 on: January 24, 2009, 07:09:31 pm »
Change a few to one, and don't send them 063.

....you know 063 is just a toothbrush that cuts through dead bodies, right? Eh, I'll agree, just so we can test it if we ever get a zombie outbreak or something like that.

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Re: The SCP Foundation
« Reply #305 on: January 24, 2009, 07:18:35 pm »
No, it cuts through ANYTHING.

Steel, iron, wood, all that.

And bodies.

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Re: The SCP Foundation
« Reply #306 on: January 24, 2009, 07:32:49 pm »
No, it cuts through ANYTHING.

Steel, iron, wood, all that.

And bodies.

From the page... and I'll admit I was wrong, but I found out, so are you:
Object displays the ability to effortlessly cleave through any and all dead or inorganic matter, the focal point of this ability being the bristles.
So there. Nyah. But I suppose we should keep it, just in case.

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Re: The SCP Foundation
« Reply #307 on: January 24, 2009, 07:37:19 pm »
I don't feel like doing an update right now but I thought I'd point out-
inorganic means not alive.  Is a steel block alive?  No.  Ergo, it is inorganic.
Twas Brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the mome raths outgrabe.

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Re: The SCP Foundation
« Reply #308 on: January 24, 2009, 07:45:27 pm »
I don't feel like doing an update right now but I thought I'd point out-
inorganic means not alive.  Is a steel block alive?  No.  Ergo, it is inorganic.

(Facepalms self for not think of that)
Thanks for saying that, for some reason that went completely over my head.
Also, with how much I requested, I can understand your feelings about that. I do get carried away in my planning sometimes.

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Re: The SCP Foundation
« Reply #309 on: January 25, 2009, 11:03:44 am »
Also I want to check that you didn't confuse 668 and 682.  I'm pretty sure you could destroy 668 just by normal means...
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Re: The SCP Foundation
« Reply #310 on: January 25, 2009, 11:15:04 am »
He did.
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Re: The SCP Foundation
« Reply #311 on: January 25, 2009, 01:11:41 pm »










You determine the unidentified SCP to be SCP-271.
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-271
//Incoming Message
From:Marshall, Carter, and Dark
To:The SCP Foundation
Subject:10% of the sales
The sample of Panacea that you gave us sold for 3,508,209,631 dollars to a wealthy celebrity who didn't want anyone to know about his AIDS.  We will give you 10% of that value ($350,820,963 and 1 cent).  Respond for arrangements on the transportation of this money.//
//Incoming Message
From:The Serpent's Hand
To:The SCP Foundation
Subject:We suppose...
It's a start.//
You determine...
The most dangerous current organizations that are known are the Church of the Broken God and the Serpent's Hand.  The least dangerous current organization is the Global Occult Coalition.  You still are unable to determine how dangerous MC&D is.



Sites:
Site 01:
Site 02 (Supercomputer)

SCPs:
At Central Command:
SCP-217
SCP-063
SCP-500 (58 left)
SCP-007
At Site 02 Command
SCP-808
Unknown Coin SCP
At Site 02 Building 1
SCP-073
At Site 02 Building 2
At Site 03 Command
At Site 03 Building 1
SCP-271
At Site 04 Command
SCP-668
At Site 04 Building 1
SCP-882

Staff:
At Site 01:
10 D-Class Personell
Supercomputer
At Site 02:
Dr. Madis
Dr. Burd
Dr. Malthuse
Dr. House
Dr. Para

Task Forces:
Alpha-1  (Broken Clock):
Agent Not-Appearing-In-This-Film
Agent Tired-Of-Naming Agents
Agent Goddamit
Agent Anotherone
Agent Gullible
Agent Redshirt
Agent Redshirt-Two
Agent Dummie
Agent Rest
Agent Amazing
Agent Story
Agent Randomname
Agent 17
Agent 18

Delta-5 (Light In the Closet)
Agent Score
Agent Blackjack

Omega-9 (Bird-Watchers)
Agent Deadfish
Agent 23
(Standard issue gear:808's glasses, 1 FPG, 1 PEG)

Currently avaliable actions:
Hire new staff (Scientists) (Weekly Salary for scientists is $1,000)
Hire new staff (Agents) (Weekly Salary for agents is $2,000)
Look in Worldwide News for unusual occurrences
Raise money
Build a new building in Site 01 ($5,000)
Create a new site (specify location)
Send any number of agents to any number of locations
Tell scientists to study something
Experiment with an SCP (Specify what the experiment would be)
Experiment with multiple SCPs (Specify)
 to build a factory
Build a Defense station
Start a weapons research program.
Equip an agent with one of 808's guns.
Other: (specify)

Money: $6,401,000
Sci Units:22
Twas Brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the mome raths outgrabe.

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Re: The SCP Foundation
« Reply #312 on: January 25, 2009, 01:57:25 pm »
make site 05: have it create a building and then a factory and repeat.

Research 500

Hire agents & scientists.

Build lab at site 01.
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Re: The SCP Foundation
« Reply #313 on: January 30, 2009, 04:16:12 pm »
So its not goin on?
OK, both of you die and let us know what happens.