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Re: The SCP Foundation
« Reply #270 on: January 17, 2009, 08:21:42 pm »
Then I would be just as wrong saying it was a body wouldn't I? They're both silly terns trying to term like that when you say it's just 'animate'. Doesn't matter.

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Re: The SCP Foundation
« Reply #271 on: January 18, 2009, 12:52:48 pm »
look for news, study 682
OK, both of you die and let us know what happens.

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Re: The SCP Foundation
« Reply #272 on: January 21, 2009, 04:33:31 pm »








At your doorstep was left a small can.  It was labeled "Panacea".  Your scientists classify it as SCP-500.
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-500
Also, some odd cases have been popping up of people feeling pain and ticking noises in California.  Some doctors have noticed gears in them.  You realize that somehow, there has been an SCP-217 outbreak.
A man in a small town in Pennsylvania has reported having a planet in his abdomen.  He has been locked in an insanasylum.
A series of unexplained deaths has occurred in Cleveland.
A library in New York City has reported that their shelf space is oddly filling up, despite not buying many books.
You attempt to use 063 on 682.  The scientist doing such was killed by 682.  063 seemed to be unable to penetrate deeper than about 3 inches into 682's skin.


Sites:
Site 01:
Site 02 (Supercomputer)

SCPs:
At Central Command:
SCP-217
SCP-668
SCP-063
SCP-500
At Site 02 Command
SCP-808
At Site 02 Building 1
SCP-073
At Site 02 Building 2

Staff:
At Site 01:
10 D-Class Personell
Supercomputer
At Site 02:
Dr. Madis
Dr. Burd
Dr. Malthuse
Dr. House
Dr. Para

Task Forces:
Alpha-1:
Agent Pore
Agent Koss
Agent Not-Appearing-In-This-Film
Agent Tired-Of-Naming Agents
Agent Goddamit
Agent Anotherone
Agent Gullible
Agent Redshirt
Agent Redshirt-Two
Agent Dummie
Agent Rest
Agent Of
Agent The
Agent Amazing
Agent Story
Agent Randomname
Agent 17
Agent 18
(Standard issue gear:808's glasses, 1 FPG, 1 PEG)

Currently avaliable actions:
Hire new staff (Scientists) (Weekly Salary for scientists is $1,000)
Hire new staff (Agents) (Weekly Salary for agents is $2,000)
Look in Worldwide News for unusual occurrences
Raise money
Build a new building in Site 01 ($5,000)
Create a new site (specify location)
Send any number of agents to any number of locations
Tell scientists to study something
Experiment with an SCP (Specify what the experiment would be)
Experiment with multiple SCPs (Specify)
 to build a factory
Build a Defense station
Start a weapons research program.
Equip an agent with one of 808's guns.
Other: (specify)

Money: $7,401,000
Twas Brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the mome raths outgrabe.

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Re: The SCP Foundation
« Reply #273 on: January 21, 2009, 04:41:45 pm »
Get mr. planet stomach,

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Re: The SCP Foundation
« Reply #274 on: January 21, 2009, 06:01:14 pm »








Your scientists classify him as SCP-007.
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-007


Sites:
Site 01:
Site 02 (Supercomputer)

SCPs:
At Central Command:
SCP-217
SCP-668
SCP-063
SCP-500
SCP-007
At Site 02 Command
SCP-808
At Site 02 Building 1
SCP-073
At Site 02 Building 2

Staff:
At Site 01:
10 D-Class Personell
Supercomputer
At Site 02:
Dr. Madis
Dr. Burd
Dr. Malthuse
Dr. House
Dr. Para

Task Forces:
Alpha-1:
Agent Pore
Agent Koss
Agent Not-Appearing-In-This-Film
Agent Tired-Of-Naming Agents
Agent Goddamit
Agent Anotherone
Agent Gullible
Agent Redshirt
Agent Redshirt-Two
Agent Dummie
Agent Rest
Agent Of
Agent The
Agent Amazing
Agent Story
Agent Randomname
Agent 17
Agent 18
(Standard issue gear:808's glasses, 1 FPG, 1 PEG)

Currently avaliable actions:
Hire new staff (Scientists) (Weekly Salary for scientists is $1,000)
Hire new staff (Agents) (Weekly Salary for agents is $2,000)
Look in Worldwide News for unusual occurrences
Raise money
Build a new building in Site 01 ($5,000)
Create a new site (specify location)
Send any number of agents to any number of locations
Tell scientists to study something
Experiment with an SCP (Specify what the experiment would be)
Experiment with multiple SCPs (Specify)
 to build a factory
Build a Defense station
Start a weapons research program.
Equip an agent with one of 808's guns.
Other: (specify)

Money: $7,401,000
Twas Brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the mome raths outgrabe.

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Re: The SCP Foundation
« Reply #275 on: January 21, 2009, 07:07:00 pm »
Send Alpha 1 to contain the 217 outbreak.

Start a new task force, Delta 5, for elite operations, have a longer training period and higher standard then A1.
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Re: The SCP Foundation
« Reply #276 on: January 21, 2009, 08:35:50 pm »








They have not completely contained 217, but have terminated all humans with active cases.  They are still working on destroying any cases of it.

//Incoming Message
From:The Church of the Broken God
To:The SCP Foundation
Subject:We got the last piece!
We got the third and final piece of god yesterday.  The assymbly will occur in approximately 1 month.  You are invited to attend God's assembly for being so cooperative with his heart!//


Sites:
Site 01:
Site 02 (Supercomputer)

SCPs:
At Central Command:
SCP-217
SCP-668
SCP-063
SCP-500
SCP-007
At Site 02 Command
SCP-808
At Site 02 Building 1
SCP-073
At Site 02 Building 2

Staff:
At Site 01:
10 D-Class Personell
Supercomputer
At Site 02:
Dr. Madis
Dr. Burd
Dr. Malthuse
Dr. House
Dr. Para

Task Forces:
Alpha-1  (Broken Clock):
Agent Pore
Agent Koss
Agent Not-Appearing-In-This-Film
Agent Tired-Of-Naming Agents
Agent Goddamit
Agent Anotherone
Agent Gullible
Agent Redshirt
Agent Redshirt-Two
Agent Dummie
Agent Rest
Agent Of
Agent The
Agent Amazing
Agent Story
Agent Randomname
Agent 17
Agent 18

Delta-5
(Standard issue gear:808's glasses, 1 FPG, 1 PEG)

Currently avaliable actions:
Hire new staff (Scientists) (Weekly Salary for scientists is $1,000)
Hire new staff (Agents) (Weekly Salary for agents is $2,000)
Look in Worldwide News for unusual occurrences
Raise money
Build a new building in Site 01 ($5,000)
Create a new site (specify location)
Send any number of agents to any number of locations
Tell scientists to study something
Experiment with an SCP (Specify what the experiment would be)
Experiment with multiple SCPs (Specify)
 to build a factory
Build a Defense station
Start a weapons research program.
Equip an agent with one of 808's guns.
Other: (specify)

Money: $7,401,000
Twas Brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the mome raths outgrabe.

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Re: The SCP Foundation
« Reply #277 on: January 21, 2009, 09:10:09 pm »
Hire some agents for D5.

Start research on a web bot that scans the internet for things that would interest us.
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Re: The SCP Foundation
« Reply #278 on: January 21, 2009, 09:27:47 pm »








You hire the agents.
The web bot should be done in about 2 weeks, around the same time that the Church says that "the assembly begins".
//Incoming Message
From:Marshall, Carter, and Dark
To:The SCP Foundation
Subject:We would be interested in your services
We are a club of sorts in London, England.  We specialize in selling unusual items.  We learned of you through some "friends" in the British Government.  We would be interested in buying some of your items.  The consequences for refusal may be unfortunate.//



Sites:
Site 01:
Site 02 (Supercomputer)

SCPs:
At Central Command:
SCP-217
SCP-668
SCP-063
SCP-500
SCP-007
At Site 02 Command
SCP-808
At Site 02 Building 1
SCP-073
At Site 02 Building 2

Staff:
At Site 01:
10 D-Class Personell
Supercomputer
At Site 02:
Dr. Madis
Dr. Burd
Dr. Malthuse
Dr. House
Dr. Para

Task Forces:
Alpha-1  (Broken Clock):
Agent Pore
Agent Koss
Agent Not-Appearing-In-This-Film
Agent Tired-Of-Naming Agents
Agent Goddamit
Agent Anotherone
Agent Gullible
Agent Redshirt
Agent Redshirt-Two
Agent Dummie
Agent Rest
Agent Of
Agent The
Agent Amazing
Agent Story
Agent Randomname
Agent 17
Agent 18

Delta-5
Agent Century
Agent Score
Agent Blackjack
(Standard issue gear:808's glasses, 1 FPG, 1 PEG)

Currently avaliable actions:
Hire new staff (Scientists) (Weekly Salary for scientists is $1,000)
Hire new staff (Agents) (Weekly Salary for agents is $2,000)
Look in Worldwide News for unusual occurrences
Raise money
Build a new building in Site 01 ($5,000)
Create a new site (specify location)
Send any number of agents to any number of locations
Tell scientists to study something
Experiment with an SCP (Specify what the experiment would be)
Experiment with multiple SCPs (Specify)
 to build a factory
Build a Defense station
Start a weapons research program.
Equip an agent with one of 808's guns.
Other: (specify)

Money: $7,401,000
Twas Brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the mome raths outgrabe.

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Re: The SCP Foundation
« Reply #279 on: January 21, 2009, 10:42:53 pm »
Study 007, Spy on Marshall, Carter, and Dark, as they should have more items to retrieve
OK, both of you die and let us know what happens.

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Re: The SCP Foundation
« Reply #280 on: January 22, 2009, 05:31:03 am »
Try to communicate with SCP-007's intelligent species.
I am the very model of a scientist salarian...

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Re: The SCP Foundation
« Reply #281 on: January 22, 2009, 08:53:44 am »
Throw a pebble into 007s ocean and see if it causes a giant wave.

Click on the picture.
Tick, tick, tick the time goes by,
tick, tick, tick the clock blows up.

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Re: The SCP Foundation
« Reply #282 on: January 22, 2009, 06:35:52 pm »
Throw a pebble into 007s ocean and see if it causes a giant wave.

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Re: The SCP Foundation
« Reply #283 on: January 22, 2009, 06:38:36 pm »








You spy on MC&D.  They do not appear to have any unusual items.  Some unusual items club.     :P
You draw some symbols in the sand using microscopic technology.  The beings seem very afraid.  You talk from the sky.  Your voice booms to them.  They are very afraid of you.
You throw a pebble into 007's ocean.  An ELE follows.  Dust clouds sweep over the whole planet.  When they clear (around the end of the week) the intelligent species seems to be far rarer, though they have kept their little technology.
//Incoming Message
From:Marshall, Carter, and Dark
To:The SCP Foundation
Subject:We hear you know of a group...
We hear that you know of a group known as the Church of the Broken God which possesses several unusual items.  Could you send us their coordinates?
Also, please get back to us about selling your items.  Remember, consequences for refusal will be severe.  Your first consequences have already been enacted.//
//Incoming Message
From:Global Occult Coalition
To:The SCP Foundation
Subject:DO NOT KEEP THEM ALIVE!
We understand that you possess items that would be better off destroyed.  Thus, destroy them!  Destroy them all!  If you truly want to keep society safe, you can't hide them!  Totally destroy them!//



Sites:
Site 01:
Site 02 (Supercomputer)

SCPs:
At Central Command:
SCP-217
SCP-668
SCP-063
SCP-500
SCP-007
At Site 02 Command
SCP-808
At Site 02 Building 1
SCP-073
At Site 02 Building 2

Staff:
At Site 01:
10 D-Class Personell
Supercomputer
At Site 02:
Dr. Madis
Dr. Burd
Dr. Malthuse
Dr. House
Dr. Para

Task Forces:
Alpha-1  (Broken Clock):
Agent Pore
Agent Koss
Agent Not-Appearing-In-This-Film
Agent Tired-Of-Naming Agents
Agent Goddamit
Agent Anotherone
Agent Gullible
Agent Redshirt
Agent Redshirt-Two
Agent Dummie
Agent Rest
Agent Of
Agent The
Agent Amazing
Agent Story
Agent Randomname
Agent 17
Agent 18

Delta-5
Agent Century
Agent Score
Agent Blackjack
(Standard issue gear:808's glasses, 1 FPG, 1 PEG)

Currently avaliable actions:
Hire new staff (Scientists) (Weekly Salary for scientists is $1,000)
Hire new staff (Agents) (Weekly Salary for agents is $2,000)
Look in Worldwide News for unusual occurrences
Raise money
Build a new building in Site 01 ($5,000)
Create a new site (specify location)
Send any number of agents to any number of locations
Tell scientists to study something
Experiment with an SCP (Specify what the experiment would be)
Experiment with multiple SCPs (Specify)
 to build a factory
Build a Defense station
Start a weapons research program.
Equip an agent with one of 808's guns.
Other: (specify)

Money: $6,401,000
Twas Brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the mome raths outgrabe.

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Re: The SCP Foundation
« Reply #284 on: January 22, 2009, 07:09:13 pm »
Create functioning miniature technology to bump them up to the Medieval era.

Just because.