What's it called when a sprite commits suicide?
Pixelcide
What do you say when you see an Abrams Tank doing 140 down the freeway?
That's just SOOO wrong!
Here's a blondoke:
One day a blonde was sitting in the 1st class section on the airplane. The flight attendant saw that her ticket was for the economy section.She asked the blonde to leave.
"I'm blonde, beautyful, and going to Dallas.I'm staying put."She says.
The Flight Attendant goes into the cockpit.She tells the co-pilot and he goes back to talk to her, with the same reply.Finally, the pilot tells the copilot to take over.He goes back and whispers something in her ear. Her eyes get wide, she grabs her luggage, and goes back to the economy class.When he returns, they both ask him what he did. He says:
"My wife's a blonde.All I did was tell her that 1st class isn't going to Dallas."
