Topic: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)

[Krakow Sam]

Hey guys whats going on in this...

[Gorman Conall]

[21:04] <&Neoadept> There are eight proxies between us
[21:05] <Gorman> HA! you assume I know what proxies are!
[21:05] <Inkling>
[21:06] <Inkling> this is going well
[21:06] <Gorman> Isn't it though?
[21:07] <Gorman> Three years from now, i'm shivering in the winter cold, a single freedom nexus book in my hands. I approach every fedora wearing person screaming
[21:07] <Gorman> READ IT PLEASE!
[21:09] <&Neoadept> And I'll look down and whisper
[21:09] <&Neoadept> NO
[21:10] <&Neoadept> You set me up for that one

Banter with Neo never disappoints.

[martyk]

And then, Martyk arguing with himself for 20 minutes.

[02:50] <Martyk_> Hey, back again
[02:51] <Martyk> It sucks, but hey, what you gonna do.
[02:51] <Martyk_> :I
[02:51] <Martyk_> wat
[02:51] <Martyk> :I
[02:51] <Martyk_> Something odd is going on here
[02:51] <Martyk> Ha ha what
[02:51] <Martyk_> Interloper!
[02:52] <Martyk> Countefitter!\
[02:52] <Martyk_> Sneaky guy
[02:52] <Martyk> :0
[02:52] <Martyk_> :0
[02:53] <Martyk_> But no seriously what
[02:53] <Martyk> My question exactly
[02:53] <Martyk_> A mystery is afoot
[02:53] <Martyk> A mystery is afoot
[02:54] <Martyk_> I suspect time shenanigans
[02:54] <Martyk> I suspect a drunk Martyk typing on two computers
[02:54] <Martyk_> Hmmm, a convincing argument
[02:54] <Martyk_> But if that were the case
[02:54] <Martyk_> COULD I DO THIS?!
[02:54] <Martyk_> ._.
[02:54] <Martyk_> :|
[02:54] <Martyk_> .-.
[02:54] <Martyk_> |:
[02:55] <Martyk_> ._.
[02:55] <Martyk_> My signature move!
[02:55] <Martyk_> Ha ha!
[02:55] <Martyk_> Now what?
[02:55] <Martyk> Hmm, a deft manuvere to be sure
[02:55] <Martyk> But I'm sure you weren't expecting...
[02:55] <Martyk> THIS!
[02:55] <Martyk> ._.
[02:55] <Martyk> :|
[02:55] <Martyk> .-.
[02:55] <Martyk> |:
[02:55] <Martyk> ._.
[02:55] <Martyk_> :0
[02:56] <Martyk_> What sorcery is this!?
[02:56] <Martyk> Awesome sorcery!
[02:56] <Martyk_> Dicks!
[02:56] <Martyk> You wish!
[02:56] <Martyk_> Ah, you got me with that one!
[02:56] <Martyk> Oh oh!
[02:56] <Martyk_> Ah ha!
[02:56] <Sgore> Martyk I am confused and yet happy.
[02:57] <Sgore> Also some other feelings.
[02:57] <Martyk_> Sgore help me out, this interloper cannot be allowed to stay
[02:57] <Martyk> Man **** you guy!  Get out!
[02:57] <Sgore> Okay, um, oh...oh wow
[02:57] <Sgore> uh
[02:57] <Martyk> Sgore, we need to displace this cheap replacement MArtyk
[02:57] * Sgore points gun back and forth
[02:57] <Sgore> I don't
[02:57] <Martyk> He cannot hope to compare to the REAL DEAL
[02:57] <Sgore> I don't know which one is the real one
[02:58] <Martyk_> Suck a dick fake Martyk!
[02:58] <Martyk_> You can go climb a wall of dicks!
[02:58] <Martyk> Hah!  I anticipated this rebuttal!
[02:58] * Sgore shoots the concept of the duality of man and hopes that solves things
[02:58] <Martyk> Your foolish move has activated my trap card!
[02:58] <Martyk> I reveal...
[02:58] <Martyk> SWORDS OF REVEALING LIGHT
[02:59] <Martyk> Your monsters can't attack for 5 turns!
[02:59] <Martyk_> What the **** are you talking about?
[02:59] <Martyk> Sorry, I got caught up in the moment
[02:59] <Martyk_> YOu know we only play Magic the Gathering
[02:59] <Martyk_> Card game of champions
[02:59] <Martyk> Card game of heroes
[02:59] <Martyk_> AND LO
[02:59] <Martyk> DID THEY HEAR OUR THUNDER
[02:59] <Martyk_> \THROUGHOUGHT THE LAND
[03:00] <Martyk_> HA
[03:00] <Martyk> HA
[03:00] <Martyk_> HA
[03:00] <Martyk> HA
[03:00] <Martyk_> But seriously, **** you
[03:00] <Martyk> Oh no, **** you
[03:00] <Martyk_> :0
[03:00] <Martyk> <
[03:00] <Martyk> ****
[03:00] <Martyk> <:0
[03:00] <Martyk> There
[03:00] <Martyk> That's the one i meant to do
[03:00] <Martyk_> you =    8==D
[03:01] <Martyk> :0
[03:01] <Martyk> Really?  We're delving to those depths?
[03:01] <Martyk_> Yes
[03:01] <Martyk_> Yes we are
[03:01] <Martyk> Good
[03:01] <Martyk_> Yes
[03:01] <Brandonazz> and I thought I was the one on drugs here
[03:02] <Martyk_> Alcohol doesn't count
[03:02] <Martyk> Yes it does you drunk ****
[03:02] <Martyk_> **** you.
[03:02] <Martyk> You == butt
[03:02] <Martyk_> :0
[03:03] <Sgore> Brandon what do we do.
[03:03] <Brandonazz> we watch
[03:03] <Martyk_> We kick the fake Martyk
[03:03] * Sgore gets out popcorn
[03:03] <Martyk> My thought's exactly
[03:03] <Martyk> Make it happen
[03:03] * Sgore gets out chocolate covered pretzels
[03:03] <Martyk_> I'm surprised you'd be on board with it
[03:04] <Martyk> Why? I'm eager to be rid of your horseass****
[03:04] <Martyk_> Ironic twist
[03:04] * Sgore gets out three course buffet with bonus omelette bar
[03:04] <Martyk_> It is you who is the fake Martyk!
[03:04] <Martyk> Sudden revelation!
[03:04] <Martyk> It is in fact you!
[03:04] <Martyk_> Unlikley
[03:04] <Martyk_> Given that...
[03:04] <Martyk_> You are the worst ever
[03:04] <Martyk> :0
[03:05] <Martyk> Man, it has crossed my mind.
[03:05] <Martyk> That this is just like
[03:05] * Sgore gets out a series of expensive food products based off rare and exotic plants and animals
[03:05] <Martyk> when you play two kirbys agains eachother in super smash brothers
[03:05] <Martyk_> I can say with confidence..
[03:06] <Martyk_> That this is nothing like that at all
[03:06] * Sgore gets out a Turkey Ruben
[03:06] <Martyk> But naw really
[03:06] <Martyk> it's like
[03:06] <Martyk> we're these two guys
[03:06] <Martyk> trolling, with max power
[03:06] <Martyk> hoping for a good opening
[03:06] <Martyk> to segue into a good rant
[03:06] <Martyk> but since we're both doing that
[03:06] * Sgore gets out a third Martyk and hides him in the other room.
[03:06] <Martyk> it's not working
[03:06] * Sgore gets out candy.
[03:07] <Martyk_> :?
[03:07] <Martyk> Because like
[03:07] <Martyk> We're both messing with eachother
[03:07] <Martyk_> So?
[03:07] <Martyk> So
[03:07] <Martyk> Kirby
[03:07] <Martyk> **** you
[03:08] <Martyk_> Man, what was I doing on Omegle all this time
[03:08] * Sgore gets out a 90s jaded cyberpunk persona and matching leather jacket
[03:08] <Martyk_> All I needed to keep myself busy was a ****ing doppleganger
[03:08] <Martyk> Doppleganger!  That's the word I've been looking for for ages here
[03:08] <Martyk> Calling you interloper and ****
[03:08] <Martyk> **** that
[03:08] <Martyk> You're a doppleganger!
[03:08] <Martyk> Yes!
[03:08] <Martyk_> Excelent use of terminology Martyk
[03:09] <Martyk> You too Martyk
[03:09] * Sgore gets out a Martykular fusion ray.
[03:09] <Sgore> there it is.
[03:09] <Martyk_> The best kind of fusion ray
[03:09] <Martyk> The best
[03:09] * Sgore points the ray at both Martyks
[03:09] <Martyk_> :0
[03:09] <Martyk> :0
[03:09] <Sgore> you guys are gonna need to stand close together on this one
[03:09] * Sgore fires the ray
[03:09] <Martyk_> BRRRRR
[03:09] <Martyk> ZAPPPP
[03:10] == Martyk [webchat@cloak-C8448AB7.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com] has quit [Quit: Page closed]
[03:10] == Martyk_ has changed nick to Martyk
[03:10] <Martyk> And so ends some really neat antics.
[03:10] <Martyk> Way to be a buzzkill
[03:10] <Sgore> A satisfying conclusion indeed.
[03:10] <Sgore> ...sorry.
[03:10] <Martyk> But naw really, that was a good end
[03:10] <Martyk> I was getting sick of that anyway

[Brandonazz]

It was so elegant.

[Brandonazz]

"Oh, it's just Brandon. I'm not even gonna say hi," said everyone.

[martyk]

That's because you're usually afk or asleep.

[Brandonazz]

If I were afk or asleep, my nick would reflect that. <_<

[PatMan33]

Maybe people that aren't sitting at their computers to chat should LEAVE THE CHAT ROOM. >_>

If you're always there and rarely talking, well of course you're going to get overlooked. Heck, I'm only ever there to talk most of the time and I get overlooked constantly. But I think that's for other reasons.

[Brandonazz]

Good point.

Rebuttal: up yours.

[PatMan33]

Sorry I can't hear you because I'm actually asleep.

[Person21]

Hi Brandon. I was worried that you had died in front of your Computer screen.

[Inkling]

[11:01] <Martyk> Sup chumps.
[11:12] <Inkling> hey marty
[11:12] <Inkling> brandon is asleep but we must acknowledge his presence
[11:12] <Inkling> by drawing on him with these sharpies
[11:13] * Inkling hands marty a box of various sharpies
[11:13] <Inkling> now paint, marty
[11:13] <Inkling> paint with all the colors of the wind
[11:24] <Martyk> *I draw a dick*
[11:24] <Martyk> Masterpiece

And then we both either lost our connections or wandered off to watch tv.

[Krakow Sam]

<~Didero> Jesus dickballs, I've got fourty tabs open in Firefox. Time to clean up a bit
<lurk> >gay sex with hats on
<lurk> >loli scat porn
<lurk> >reddit
<lurk> >yahoo questions: how to tie shoes?
<&KrakowSAM> > Maple Story
<lurk> >/v/
<&KrakowSAM> >webMD:Anal seepage
<lurk> >the old republic sign up
<&KrakowSAM> >american apparel: about our models
<&KrakowSAM> > fanfiction.net
<&KrakowSAM> > /mlp/
<lurk> >Texan Pete's Extra-large Apparel
<&KrakowSAM> >The pro-ana hub
<lurk> >YOU COULD ALREADY BE A WINNER
<&KrakowSAM> >Google search results: What should I do if my penis gets stuck in a ketchup bottle?
<lurk> >wikihow: bungee jumping
<&KrakowSAM> >youtube: Never Gonna Give You Up
<lurk> >wikihow: setting broken bones
<&KrakowSAM> >The Family Guy Fanfiction Wiki
* ~Didero (no@cloak-43E52ED1.adsl.xs4all.nl) Quit (Quit: )

Didero come back! We was jokes!

[Ultimatum]

You monsters.

[Didero]

I was distracted and tired yesterday evening, so I only just now got the joke >_>
I was wondering what the hell you guys were talking about.


And only, like, three of those are accurate <_<