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They have found Bigfoots?
« on: August 14, 2008, 05:59:55 am »
http://www.theage.com.au/world/is-the-search-for-bigfoot-over-20080814-3vd4.html
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The search for Bigfoot is over, according to two US hunters who say they have found the body of the hairy ape-like creature and will back their claims up at a press conference tomorrow.

- Human-like teeth
- Captured on video
- 'Walked upright like man'
Interesting,Hoax or no Hoax?



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Re: They have found Bigfoots?
« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2008, 06:01:35 am »
Hoax until proven otherwise. This stuff happens all the time and strangely they never actually find bigfoot.

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Re: They have found Bigfoots?
« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2008, 06:03:27 am »
Caged, living bigfoot plz.
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Re: They have found Bigfoots?
« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2008, 06:21:59 am »
They said they were going to provide DNA evidence. Let's see.
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Re: They have found Bigfoots?
« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2008, 06:26:51 am »
Caged, living bigfoot plz.

caged, dead bigfoot plz.
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Re: They have found Bigfoots?
« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2008, 06:37:58 am »
Caged, living bigfoot plz.

caged, dead bigfoot plz.

Doesn't matter, we can still clone as many as we want! Whahahaha  8)

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Re: They have found Bigfoots?
« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2008, 07:24:22 am »
Though, we'll still have to find a compatible womb for it.

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Re: They have found Bigfoots?
« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2008, 07:44:44 am »
Caged, living bigfoot plz.

caged, dead bigfoot plz.

Doesn't matter, we can still clone as many as we want! Whahahaha  8)

Dead bodies can be faked, however difficult. Living bigfoots are complete proof of their existance.
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Re: They have found Bigfoots?
« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2008, 09:35:42 am »
They said they were going to provide DNA evidence. Let's see.

I don't see how DNA evidence would help. We have no Bigfoot DNA to compare it against.
All pro-bigfoot-ites would claim Bigfoot is obviously so closely related to man that any human-looking DNA (and perhaps some chimp DNA for good measure) confirms it as Bigfoot.
Dyed in the wool anti-Bigfootians would simply claim the opposite and say any smidgen of remotely human-like DNA in there is conclusive proof its a hoax perpetrated by some guy grinding his toenail clippings into a fine powder and scattering it over a gorilla carcass he stole from the zoo.
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Re: They have found Bigfoots?
« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2008, 09:40:58 am »
Though, we'll still have to find a compatible womb for it.

can't we fake a womb yet?
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Re: They have found Bigfoots?
« Reply #10 on: August 14, 2008, 10:01:40 am »
The best we can come up with so far is a water balloon full of warm chicken soup. The boys in RnD are working on it though, they're gonna try Beef Broth next. At the very least it should let us grow minotaurs to use as grunt labour in the bubblegum caves.
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Re: They have found Bigfoots?
« Reply #11 on: August 14, 2008, 10:17:11 am »
Didn't the guy who shot orginal big foot footage, come out about 2-3 years ago saying the whole thing was made up?
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Re: They have found Bigfoots?
« Reply #12 on: August 14, 2008, 10:49:24 am »
Actually yes, yes he did. It was a hoax, in the documentary he was even told to glare at the camera for the signature shot.

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Re: They have found Bigfoots?
« Reply #13 on: August 14, 2008, 10:57:11 am »
I'm willing to believe this.  I'm also willing not to believe this.

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Re: They have found Bigfoots?
« Reply #14 on: August 14, 2008, 03:43:07 pm »
The best we can come up with so far is a water balloon full of warm chicken soup. The boys in RnD are working on it though, they're gonna try Beef Broth next. At the very least it should let us grow minotaurs to use as grunt labour in the bubblegum caves.

 :D

Though seriously, as far as I know, there's been this one Japanese National who was actually able to create an amniotic vat. Though, I'm not sure if they've already developed an artificial placenta. :-\