Topic: They have found Bigfoots?

[Ultimatum]

http://www.theage.com.au/world/is-the-search-for-bigfoot-over-20080814-3vd4.html

The search for Bigfoot is over, according to two US hunters who say they have found the body of the hairy ape-like creature and will back their claims up at a press conference tomorrow.

- Human-like teeth
- Captured on video
- 'Walked upright like man'

Interesting,Hoax or no Hoax?

[Daxx]

Hoax until proven otherwise. This stuff happens all the time and strangely they never actually find bigfoot.

[Plank of Wood]

Caged, living bigfoot plz.

[Axelgear]

They said they were going to provide DNA evidence. Let's see.

[Xenomorph]

Caged, living bigfoot plz.

caged, dead bigfoot plz.

[huggkruka]

Caged, living bigfoot plz.

caged, dead bigfoot plz.

Doesn't matter, we can still clone as many as we want! Whahahaha 

[Yuu]

Though, we'll still have to find a compatible womb for it.

[Plank of Wood]

Caged, living bigfoot plz.

caged, dead bigfoot plz.

Doesn't matter, we can still clone as many as we want! Whahahaha 

Dead bodies can be faked, however difficult. Living bigfoots are complete proof of their existance.

[Krakow Sam]

They said they were going to provide DNA evidence. Let's see.

I don't see how DNA evidence would help. We have no Bigfoot DNA to compare it against.
All pro-bigfoot-ites would claim Bigfoot is obviously so closely related to man that any human-looking DNA (and perhaps some chimp DNA for good measure) confirms it as Bigfoot.
Dyed in the wool anti-Bigfootians would simply claim the opposite and say any smidgen of remotely human-like DNA in there is conclusive proof its a hoax perpetrated by some guy grinding his toenail clippings into a fine powder and scattering it over a gorilla carcass he stole from the zoo.

[Xenomorph]

Though, we'll still have to find a compatible womb for it.

can't we fake a womb yet?

[Krakow Sam]

The best we can come up with so far is a water balloon full of warm chicken soup. The boys in RnD are working on it though, they're gonna try Beef Broth next. At the very least it should let us grow minotaurs to use as grunt labour in the bubblegum caves.

[ilikesanta]

Didn't the guy who shot orginal big foot footage, come out about 2-3 years ago saying the whole thing was made up?

[Ultramarine]

Actually yes, yes he did. It was a hoax, in the documentary he was even told to glare at the camera for the signature shot.

HOAX.

[WindFireWaterDirt]

I'm willing to believe this.  I'm also willing not to believe this.

[Yuu]

The best we can come up with so far is a water balloon full of warm chicken soup. The boys in RnD are working on it though, they're gonna try Beef Broth next. At the very least it should let us grow minotaurs to use as grunt labour in the bubblegum caves.

 

Though seriously, as far as I know, there's been this one Japanese National who was actually able to create an amniotic vat. Though, I'm not sure if they've already developed an artificial placenta.