Topic: 2016 Election

[PatMan33]

That last one.

[Inkling]

I'll just leave this here for use in the conventions/the next time Trump gets protested.

[Brandonazz]

There are just so many perfect elements to this gif.

[PatMan33]

[PatMan33]

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTfTabMRRpw" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTfTabMRRpw</a>

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3AbxWaTDEo" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3AbxWaTDEo</a>

If you don't want to watch all that, this image about sums everything up:

[PatMan33]

Trump "misspeaks" and instead of saying 9/11, he says 7-Eleven.

The news is consumed with this and talks about nothing else tomorrow, giving Trump even more airtime.

[Inkling]

No dammit I am not going to go get a slurpee at 7-11 tomorrow, your viral marketing won't sway me.

[Krakow Sam]

Watch the same media dunkasses who would have defended any sort of ridiculously garbled nonsense coming out of Bush's mouth attack Trump for lack of erudition/respect/patriotism by confusing two numbers confused which commonly precede 11.


(Note this does not mean I'm defending Trump, he's a piece of ****. Thank you.)

[PatMan33]

He's going to be our President soon, so you better nut up and change your tune unless you want a new hole or two in England.

[Krakow Sam]

Nah he said he wasn't gonna build any more of his ****ty golf courses over here.

[PatMan33]

Does that include Scotland? They still belong to you, right?

[Krakow Sam]

I think his remarks were addressed specifically at Scotland and yes, there was no Scoxit.

[PatMan33]

How does Lurk feel about this?

Has anyone told him?

[Krakow Sam]

Lurk is too upset by the Pokémon tax to be on the internet right now.

[PatMan33]

Well I mean, it's a value added tax so I can understand why he's upset.