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Offline Grazony

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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #2805 on: September 06, 2011, 07:05:06 pm »

You'll never know why.
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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #2806 on: September 07, 2011, 12:58:27 am »
I'm well aware of these techniques and I use them well.

I've actually developed a new technique.
It's the "Gaijin reversed-perimeter" it got the opposite effect of the "Gaijin Perimeter".
While sitting on the train, It can attract Japanese people to sit next to you´rather then repel them.
Highschool girls are especially attracted to this technique, but there's a side effect.
It can cause them to slowly fall asleep and start leaning on you.  ;)

I actually first heard about the Gaijin smash when I first came here from a friend. :)
« Last Edit: September 07, 2011, 01:00:59 am by Pixxel »
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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #2807 on: September 07, 2011, 01:51:38 am »
Person21 - As enjoyed by Veraal.
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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #2808 on: September 08, 2011, 10:05:36 am »
I have a gripe, but this particular one is probably too much of an anathema to the rules to go into detail.

**** the DEA.

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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #2809 on: September 08, 2011, 10:07:50 am »
If you got caught, **** you for being so stupidly obvious about your drug use.

Seriously, dude. You talk about it WAY too much.

If you didn't get caught, explain. And talk about your drug use much less, because it's gonna get you caught. You're being irresponsible.

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There is, of course, a difference between having a laugh with someone, and having a laugh at their expense

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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #2811 on: September 08, 2011, 10:15:13 am »
You're a German so I can't expect you not to be a prude.

But don't be such a prude.

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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #2812 on: September 08, 2011, 10:20:30 am »
I DON'T DO DRUGS WHOEVER SAID I DID!?

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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #2813 on: September 08, 2011, 10:25:02 am »
All the FBIs are on the way to your house now Doc.

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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #2814 on: September 08, 2011, 10:36:08 am »
All the FBIs? All of them?

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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #2815 on: September 08, 2011, 10:49:50 am »
Thats right, all of them.


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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #2816 on: September 08, 2011, 10:57:25 am »
Well, ****.
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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #2817 on: September 08, 2011, 11:25:54 am »
That's the CIA.

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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #2818 on: September 08, 2011, 12:17:52 pm »
You're a German so I can't expect you not to be a prude.

But don't be such a prude.
Haha what. Since when are germans known to be more prude than americans.
There is, of course, a difference between having a laugh with someone, and having a laugh at their expense

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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #2819 on: September 08, 2011, 12:26:56 pm »
Why do you have to turn everything into a "vs. America" issue?

Get a new hobby, dude. I never said we weren't. But you are more. Absolutely. I take it you've never watched German porn.