Crazen, perhaps I should add a corollary to the statement I made when you left the time before last.
Crazen! Don't go! You're never too sexy to have internet friends!
You're also never so sexy that you can act as if said internet friends are below your level of interest. If you're here, you're here. Don't try to justify it to yourself by implying the members of this forum that post on a regular basis don't have other important things they could be or are in fact doing. Treat them with the respect that comes from recognizing they are here by choice because they enjoy this place, and they are considerably more likely to treat you with the same respect. This forum is generally a pretty welcoming place. I'm certain many people, including myself, would be happy to have you back (in whatever capacity) under such circumstances.

(Not to mention, implying that contempt for this site is the reason you've been absent so often makes those of us who want to be here more regularly, but are just terrible at time management, look bad.)