Topic: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)

[Gorman Conall]

Sorry for the double, in the following quote Nerdy Hulk is Snork.

[15:05] <Nerdy-Hulk> RAAR ME CRAVE LOVE
[15:06] <Yokto> Sorry we do not have sheep in your size
[15:06] <Nerdy-Hulk> sniff sniff
[15:06] <GD>
[15:06] <Gorman> Hahah
[15:07] <Gorman> Yokto is on a roll today
[15:07] <Yokto> ^_^

[Great Distance]

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<GD> http://s254.photobucket.com/albums/hh100/misterbigdick/justlookatmybigpenis.jpg
<Tesla_> that looks sexy AND delicious

[emmet]

And that. my friends, is how to take something out of context for fun and profit.

This is exactly what happened. I endorse the previous post.

[Plank of Wood]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Ah, we meet again.
Stranger: Indeed we do
You: It has been a long time.
Stranger: too long
You: Yes. Perhaps we should end this now. One on one. No-one else to help you.
Stranger: yes. You would like that would you not
You: I would. And this time that stupid girl won't be here to save you.
Stranger: What have you done with her!?
You: She's in the hands of Dr. Gondala now. There is no escape for her!
Stranger: then you must die!

[sgore]

Plank, I am terribly curious where the conversation went after that.

[Cyst]

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Stranger:  This time, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.
You: Hey, hold on a moment. I'm the villain here.
Stranger: Ah, so I see this is certainly an odd twist, Villain on Villain. I shall prove to you my Villainous shenanigans once and for all!
You: Oh-ho-ho
You: But I have captured your young daughter and 'dealt' with her
You: Can you beat that?
Stranger: Ha-ha! The joke is on you! fellow Villain! for I have no daughter, merely an androgynous son whom I beat out of homophobic r-r-r-age! *twists mustache* I, however, have tied your fiancé' and your evil minion to a railroad track!
You: Oh-ho-ho
You: But I am afraid of commitment, hence my villainy, and have no actually attachment to my fiancé
You: And I can easily replace my villain
You: Or minion
You: Or anything at all
You: Due to a whole in the plot
You: And a hole
You: A whole hole
Stranger: Why doth we quarrel, fellow Villain? When together, we can overthrow any overbearingly optimistic protagonist??
You: Oh-ho-ho. With your master plans and my great evil laugh we will be invincible.
Stranger: Verily so!

[Plank of Wood]

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Stranger:  This time, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.
You: Hey, hold on a moment. I'm the villain here.
Stranger: Ah, so I see this is certainly an odd twist, Villain on Villain. I shall prove to you my Villainous shenanigans once and for all!
You: Oh-ho-ho
You: But I have captured your young daughter and 'dealt' with her
You: Can you beat that?
Stranger: Ha-ha! The joke is on you! fellow Villain! for I have no daughter, merely an androgynous son whom I beat out of homophobic r-r-r-age! *twists mustache* I, however, have tied your fiancé' and your evil minion to a railroad track!
You: Oh-ho-ho
You: But I am afraid of commitment, hence my villainy, and have no actually attachment to my fiancé
You: And I can easily replace my villain
You: Or minion
You: Or anything at all
You: Due to a whole in the plot
You: And a hole
You: A whole hole
Stranger: Why doth we quarrel, fellow Villain? When together, we can overthrow any overbearingly optimistic protagonist??
You: Oh-ho-ho. With your master plans and my great evil laugh we will be invincible.
Stranger: Verily so!

I wish it turned out as well as that.


But anyway, Omegle fishing is my new favourite way of passing the time.

[Rysworld]

Part of a conversation with someone on Esper, #hlmc.

18:19   TheClassiestMedic   you remember the night of 9/11?
18:19   TheClassiestMedic   I do
18:19   Lead   Not really.
18:19   TheClassiestMedic   I remember sitting on the floor doing whatever
18:19   Lead   I don't have very good memory before the age of around 8.
18:19   TheClassiestMedic   My aunt calls the house
18:20   Lead   It could be because I have aspergers.
18:20   TheClassiestMedic   My granddad says 'oh my god, <MOTHER'S NAME>, turn on the TV"
18:20   TheClassiestMedic   *click*
18:20   Lead   ...
18:20   TheClassiestMedic   Then I remember the footage
18:20   TheClassiestMedic   The buildings crumbling
18:20   TheClassiestMedic   The people running
18:20   TheClassiestMedic   People hurling themselves off
18:21   TheClassiestMedic   Endless fire trucks and police cars
18:21   TheClassiestMedic   Screaming
18:21   TheClassiestMedic   And then
18:21   TheClassiestMedic   A plane
18:21   TheClassiestMedic   *ZWWWWWWSHHHHHHHH* *BOOOOOOOM*
18:21   TheClassiestMedic   *SDHJNASDADW*
18:21   TheClassiestMedic   Then it plows out the other side
18:21   TheClassiestMedic   And then
18:21   TheClassiestMedic   The towers
18:21   TheClassiestMedic   The twin Towers
18:21   TheClassiestMedic   Fall

[Inkling]

Umm, this thread is usually for... funny conversations.

[martyk]

Exactly.

[PatMan33]

This thread failed on the very first post.

[Kratok]

You know that reminds me, I never replied to Krakows information, and he's right. It should have been a rapier, a longsword, and a lance, flaming and with poisoned tips. How does that sound?

Can't believe I would say something like 'Oh the madness.' I sound like Neo...

[Krakow Sam]

What information?


I swear Kratok, you don't even live in reality half of the time.

[Kratok]

Its actually much, much harder to juggle objects of differing sizes and shapes. 3 machetes would actually have been easier, even if they were on fire.

REALLY CAUSE THIS SOUNDS LIKE INFORMATION RIGHT HERE.

[Grazony]

[sarcasm]
Umm... It 2010 not 2006. We don't even know if thats real or just your weird reality.
[/sarcasm]